NOW THE MEN HAVE NO GAME... 25 Men Vs 1 Woman 😂😂

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  • @lifegroupinc
    @lifegroupinc Год назад +587

    Preach: "Dressed like a car salesman, acting like the car being sold." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jesusespinoza8467
      @jesusespinoza8467 Год назад +3

      Just watched that part then seen this comment right away 😂

    • @lifegroupinc
      @lifegroupinc Год назад +7

      @@jesusespinoza8467 how did he come up with that so smooth and quick! 😂😂😂

    • @juliet.nebblet-cox
      @juliet.nebblet-cox Год назад +4

      I don't know, I love his look.
      He's too mature for being there.

    • @lifegroupinc
      @lifegroupinc Год назад +13

      @@juliet.nebblet-cox that guy is a player. He definitely put together, but all that, is just bait.

  • @UndertheNeedle282
    @UndertheNeedle282 Год назад +575

    These dudes make me laugh harder than most sitcoms

  • @09tashay
    @09tashay Год назад +2168

    I love seeing other people be awkward af, makes me feel normal.

    • @TyroneBiggums2003
      @TyroneBiggums2003 Год назад +110

      I see this stuff and sometimes I wonder if it's the norm or if these shows pick certain types of people on purpose.

    • @DenitoX7
      @DenitoX7 Год назад +28

      Until you’re on a show like this and your skills are tested, smh

    • @09tashay
      @09tashay Год назад +73

      @@DenitoX7 I’m saying I would be awkward as well lol what are you talking about?

    • @09tashay
      @09tashay Год назад +6

      @@TyroneBiggums2003 I dunno, I’d be the same way as them though

    • @DezmondBroadway
      @DezmondBroadway Год назад +31

      I’m definitely awkward half the time. It just depends on my mood really

  • @zelebigztv8887
    @zelebigztv8887 Год назад +865

    The dude trying to speak in French was like that Key and Peele French restaurant skit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JamalAli-ps1us
      @JamalAli-ps1us Год назад +19

      Fr!

    • @mstarry
      @mstarry Год назад

      Bahaaaa

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 Год назад

      🤣🤣

    • @zippo5294
      @zippo5294 Год назад +39

      I am French and to be fair he actually said “tu es tres jolie” which means “you are very beautiful”

    • @DeejahMAY
      @DeejahMAY Год назад

      He lying his not speaking no French 😅😅

  • @Barnz23
    @Barnz23 Год назад +294

    African Australian here, you guys would be really surprised how many black people are actually in Australia if you came down to visit especially in cities like Melbourne and Sydney. Appreciate the love you guys show to Aussie content massively 🙏🏾

    • @weekndxo3680
      @weekndxo3680 Год назад

      The original was absolutely 10/10 best content to come out of aus by far need more of it hopefully it gains a lot of traction nice to see these types of vids from an Aussie perspective 😂😂

    • @journeytoheaven432
      @journeytoheaven432 Год назад +5

      When I visited I barely saw any😢

    • @damo3454
      @damo3454 Год назад +3

      But your guys are not the original black people from Australia, you're from Africa ... Fact...Aboriginal people are the real blacks from here n don't forget it..

    • @ElvisXaomi
      @ElvisXaomi 10 месяцев назад

      No rizz

    • @thatbronzeboij
      @thatbronzeboij 3 месяца назад +1

      @@damo3454 🤡🤡🤡

  • @shizuoheiw
    @shizuoheiw Год назад +4429

    In fairness Austrailia is so deadly that if you get rejected by a woman you just have to wait around for the dude she chose to get bitten by a snake, strangled by a Kangaroo, or picked off by Immortan Joe and you'll get another shot, so they probably don't need game as badly

  • @SousukeAsuka
    @SousukeAsuka Год назад +2351

    I had NO GAME until my mid 20s but still had more than these dudes.

    • @calincretu335
      @calincretu335 Год назад +260

      The no game till 20's is real xD

    • @sug3228
      @sug3228 Год назад +61

      negative game

    • @Windtamer26
      @Windtamer26 Год назад +145

      @@calincretu335 ngl I living that rn. Dw tho January is my villain arc

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Год назад +6

      Hm.

    • @yasuke1644
      @yasuke1644 Год назад +16

      Bro I had more game when I was 15

  • @wowhowbizarre8176
    @wowhowbizarre8176 Год назад +498

    there's no way this many grown men in Australia are still using high school rizz, I'm surprised one of them didn't asked to compare hand sizes

    • @oso2935
      @oso2935 Год назад +27

      Came for my life 😅

    • @moonknight4053
      @moonknight4053 Год назад +36

      Spread some game then, what is somethings a guy could say to get a girl?

    • @Boosted_aj
      @Boosted_aj Год назад +50

      I have a picture from me and my girls first date like 5 -6 years ago. It was a hand size comparison 💀

    • @Maradnus
      @Maradnus Год назад

      She’s a 4.. I’m sure they did their best to be knocked out! I know I would

    • @internetexplorer7912
      @internetexplorer7912 Год назад +3

      What is wrong with that exactly

  • @ValeTV101
    @ValeTV101 Год назад +114

    The African dude with blue jackets and red shoe. Took my life away. I cried for 10 minutes straight 😂🤣😭😂😂🤣

  • @wolfchild9998
    @wolfchild9998 Год назад +326

    ‘you have left pride rock and come back looking like you came from a pride festival’ that was actually genius 😂😂

    • @greent16
      @greent16 Год назад +7

      That part cracked me up! Esp the king to the queen… my sides 😅

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 Год назад +5

      “Yoo have made thee wrong choice Sisqo” 😂😂

  • @wosamosman9814
    @wosamosman9814 Год назад +190

    Aba and Preach ,
    You guys didn't realise that Chang is South Sudanese , he was referring to infamous South Sudanese rap sensation Your Boy Bangs and his biggest hit Let Me Take You to The Movies .
    It became a very viral hit on the internet in Australia to the extent that Jimmy Fallon made fun of the song 😂😂😂.
    Which led Your Boy Bangs to release a Jimmy Fallon diss called Jimmy Fallin 😂😂😂😂.

    • @K1NGTUT
      @K1NGTUT Год назад +20

      Yessss ! You understand my brotha!!! 😂😂😂🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿

    • @charltonpepper5317
      @charltonpepper5317 Год назад +19

      i was on the same thing they probs didnt catch the refernce

    • @sjappiyah4071
      @sjappiyah4071 Год назад +8

      Right ? How did they miss the reference smh that was hilarious

    • @mint_soup9743
      @mint_soup9743 Год назад +6

      Thank youuuuu! Muh boy Bangs!!!

    • @amzoTo
      @amzoTo Год назад +4

      I just commented about that lol

  • @CircusofPython
    @CircusofPython Год назад +102

    “My man came dressed as a prison inmate that found Islam” this is why I watch Aba & Preach. Fucking hilarious

  • @fyro01
    @fyro01 Год назад +2604

    This reminds me of a conversation from YEARS ago where an Australian Girl was telling me how they are the ones who have to be more aggressive with the chase over there because the guys just don't have that initiative in them. Mind you, this was like 10+ years ago. Who knows how much 'worse' it may have gotten since then.

    • @midnyte1230
      @midnyte1230 Год назад +268

      We ain't got better bro...

    • @xMckingwill
      @xMckingwill Год назад +447

      I SEE NO PROBLEM WITH WOMEN DOING THAT,
      Tho thats not an excuse for guys to slack either

    • @johnnycalderon9951
      @johnnycalderon9951 Год назад +16

      What's the point?

    • @Saberdud
      @Saberdud Год назад +254

      Women nowadays are just another bill to pay, which is why most men don’t bother with the whole dating scene, it’s not about “lack of game”.

    • @negativ1391
      @negativ1391 Год назад +364

      If you saw the Australian girls these days, you would know why guys don't take the initiative anymore. 3's thinking they're 10's lol

  • @pricey6177
    @pricey6177 Год назад +557

    I’ve never been more embarrassed to be Australian 😂

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      @Yash_Nilam. Год назад

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    • @knightyagami7841
      @knightyagami7841 Год назад +12

      Shame....SHAAAAME!!! 😂😂 Nah you should not be that was a good laugh

    • @lyndxnjoel6917
      @lyndxnjoel6917 Год назад +8

      Sand paper… cricket ball… South Africa… no?

    • @ngwanawamobu8990
      @ngwanawamobu8990 Год назад +1

      @@lyndxnjoel6917 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @knightyagami7841
      @knightyagami7841 Год назад

      @@lyndxnjoel6917 i don't get it

  • @justamcspartan292
    @justamcspartan292 Год назад +14

    When she’s asked “have you ever been with a black woman” and then replied with “that’s a red flag”… my god that one…that one just, hit my soul in a different way, my hope in humanity dropped substantially after hearing that

  • @anoshaansari9552
    @anoshaansari9552 Год назад +1147

    As an Australian I can confirm this is the type of awkwardness in most interactions, even outside of dating. Due to our small population (esp the young and new immigrant communities - me being included) we have an identity crisis. Hence everyone is still learning about each other and attempting to form a single identity. Until then, this is its impact on us!

    • @eduantech
      @eduantech Год назад +92

      Or men and women were never taught by their forefathers and foremothers how to interact with the opposite sex. Most young men nowadays have never attempted a cold approach, which is what this is.

    • @jt1559
      @jt1559 Год назад +81

      No, it isn't like this for all Australians. I'm 43 and I've never seen anything like this level of cringe, and most of my friends were geeks. The problem is that the generation in this video don't know how to interact in person because they do most of it digitally. The previous generations didn't have issues interacting because we had no choice but to do it in person.
      Australia also doesn't have an identity crisis - most Australians wouldn't agree with you. You may have a different perspective as an immigrant so your experience is different, but those born and raised in Australia are fully aware of our identity, even if it is changing due to immigration.

    • @tiktokexposed898
      @tiktokexposed898 Год назад +5

      elaborate? whats the identity crisis?

    • @tiktokexposed898
      @tiktokexposed898 Год назад +35

      @@jt1559 i heard Australia has alot of racism towards aboriginals. could be wrong but thats what i heard

    • @jetpackjack5985
      @jetpackjack5985 Год назад +11

      @A4A sadly, this is genz we're watching.

  • @nanpabasico9932
    @nanpabasico9932 Год назад +1713

    Aba breaking into Nigerian Mufasa just made my week 😂😂😂

    • @duneeaaasha
      @duneeaaasha Год назад +92

      @Jack Wrath You commented this on 12 of their videos- If they so cringe maybe you should stop watching 🤣

    • @Virenneality
      @Virenneality Год назад +23

      HAHAHAHAHAH I always love it when he does the accent

    • @DeejahMAY
      @DeejahMAY Год назад +3

      😅😅😅😅

    • @asara8065
      @asara8065 Год назад

      @Jack Wrath bruh get a life no one’s going to watch your cringe channel.

    • @anjaxtv
      @anjaxtv Год назад +8

      And the p1ss taking of our fellow African people the inside jokes 😂😂😂😭🫶🏾❤️

  • @jazzimilz
    @jazzimilz Год назад +89

    Had a rough 24 hours, & I can't tell y'all how much I knew I'd get a laugh from this video & I needed it. Appreciate the content ✊

    • @Sovereign86
      @Sovereign86 Год назад +1

      Jazzi!!! Wassup, fancy meeting you here!😂

    • @jazzimilz
      @jazzimilz Год назад +1

      @@Sovereign86 WHAT'S UP HOMIE!! Hahahaha please tell me you're a fan of these 2!!

    • @Sovereign86
      @Sovereign86 Год назад

      @@jazzimilz Well duh! Been following for years😂

  • @LZEGION
    @LZEGION Год назад +495

    Australia, Melbourne in particular is hugely multi cultural, there's a large Sudanese community here, they definitely cast this group from the Western suburbs for sure!
    As for the guy asking her to the movies, there was a Aus-Sudanese rapper called Bangs (Ya Boy Bangs) who released a song years ago now about taking a shawty to the movies that went viral down here, but using that song as the basis of his pick up line! Tabernacle!

    • @iinokonii
      @iinokonii Год назад +33

      I was about to say this 😂 Australia is where the sudos reside

    • @user-tn6fg2du6v
      @user-tn6fg2du6v Год назад +31

      Bangs is a legend 🤣🙏🏾

    • @ruthlessrude6014
      @ruthlessrude6014 Год назад +1

      He also did one with the KiA car. Fucking hilarious. Aussies are too laid back to pick up bitches. These Americans. Just don't know.

    • @KRodBabay
      @KRodBabay Год назад +11

      This has a solid Western suburbs feel to it haha

    • @matthewscully795
      @matthewscully795 Год назад +13

      "Large" there is 6k Sudanese in Vic.
      Dont think you know what large is mate.

  • @Djemoltellitlikeitis
    @Djemoltellitlikeitis Год назад +1113

    Watching this video, i fear being contaminated by the lack of GAME these fellows put forth.

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now Год назад +53

      No brother, you must build the tolerance, and become... Transcendent🙏🏾

    • @RedLightz_TV
      @RedLightz_TV Год назад +22

      @Jack Wrath cap

    • @wiredgamez9929
      @wiredgamez9929 Год назад +41

      any girl who rejects me i just pull out my gun on them...then they say yes it works every time...ps never shot 1 i just pull it out to get the W

    • @alexblanco2425
      @alexblanco2425 Год назад +33

      @@wiredgamez9929 Proper Rizz

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Год назад

      Beauty is on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet..............🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @prod.by-symphony
    @prod.by-symphony Год назад +15

    "It's your boy Chang!"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sedarhenri
    @sedarhenri Год назад +468

    😂 You guys can cure stage 4 cancer. I woke up feeling sick but you literally healed me. I laughed so hard !!!!

    • @Eziopct
      @Eziopct Год назад +44

      May God bless you with more strength and wellbeing

    • @sedarhenri
      @sedarhenri Год назад +15

      @@Eziopct amen brother!

    • @ritabos7162
      @ritabos7162 Год назад +14

      God bless you!!

    • @terrycrosshanger9481
      @terrycrosshanger9481 Год назад

      keep up the fight bro

    • @sedarhenri
      @sedarhenri Год назад +4

      @@terrycrosshanger9481 Hey I don't actually have cancer. Sorry if I misled you. I meant their jokes were that powerful. 😅

  • @tshireletsomalephane
    @tshireletsomalephane Год назад +279

    "We need a King, not a queen! Dis is deviant behaviour"🤣🤣🤣

    • @LILDroidDEX
      @LILDroidDEX Год назад +15

      That line had me dying 😂😂😂 .

    • @Gchildwarrior
      @Gchildwarrior Год назад +7

      IT'S A SICKNESSSSSS!

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 Год назад +3

      “Yoo have made thee wrong choice, Sisqo” 😂😂

  • @slavi7191
    @slavi7191 9 месяцев назад +11

    😂😂😂 Aba's little skit about Simba and the last guy "beauty is on the inside"🤣🤣🤣
    I died laughing

  • @champ7139
    @champ7139 Год назад +724

    This was a lot more hilarious than the previous one

    • @Kuhmodo
      @Kuhmodo Год назад +64

      That's because the other one had annoying people in it:
      Guy: "I like natural women."
      Girl: "So you hate women?"

    • @sechabatheletsane9784
      @sechabatheletsane9784 Год назад +17

      And light hearted.

    • @fredfour0
      @fredfour0 Год назад +19

      Guys are usually funnier

    • @bigaktheprize1150
      @bigaktheprize1150 Год назад

      These two 🤡 claim to be comedians but didn’t get the Bangs reference

    • @marzby_luvz8455
      @marzby_luvz8455 Год назад +5

      @@bigaktheprize1150 yet you are here... watching their video

  • @MrAllgoodnamesaregon
    @MrAllgoodnamesaregon Год назад +567

    As an Australian, yep we have no game😂

    • @toyotagaz
      @toyotagaz Год назад +27

      Speak for yourself 😂

    • @Alasswolf
      @Alasswolf Год назад +93

      The guys are too busy fighting everything to stay alive :
      No Time For Game

    • @traviscue2099
      @traviscue2099 Год назад +3

      It's so cringy to watch as a fellow Aussie. But men with actual game aren't going to appear on these weird videos. This just reminds me of Buzzfeed Australia, its just shit content

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Год назад +35

      @Louis Kingsta Cane Toads.

    • @rubyrabbit5381
      @rubyrabbit5381 Год назад +37

      @@MusMasi cane toads have more game than Australian guys

  • @jomama800
    @jomama800 Год назад +27

    I have zero game at 27 but this video makes me feel like a normal functional person again.

  • @stillready6405
    @stillready6405 Год назад +198

    "That wasn't french, that was something straight out from Uganda" 😂

    • @lrzleeromanovski8714
      @lrzleeromanovski8714 Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @serious7179
      @serious7179 Год назад +4

      That made me laugh so hard

    • @isidoravojinovic7362
      @isidoravojinovic7362 Год назад +6

      I heard him say tres jolie madame, as in she is very pretty, but my french is rusty so i might be wrong lol

    • @YouKnowMeDuh
      @YouKnowMeDuh Год назад

      "Bitches love when you talk to them in another language" -probably Mr. mumble French

    • @marahaquala1686
      @marahaquala1686 Год назад

      That was awesome

  • @mider-spanman5577
    @mider-spanman5577 Год назад +558

    I'm realizing that a lot of people who you think would have gained really don't and it makes me feel a lot better about myself. The key is somewhere in between not caring and having supreme self-confidence in yourself and your abilities. Going with the flow feels great!

    • @mikescherrer4923
      @mikescherrer4923 Год назад

      @Jack Wrath You don't make videos. Stop it. Nobody click on this dumb dickhole's channel.

    • @ams914
      @ams914 Год назад +56

      It's not about not caring. It's about not NEEDING, in other words, not being desperate or appearing desperate.

    • @Kaslabarak
      @Kaslabarak Год назад

      indeed

    • @workemail6283
      @workemail6283 Год назад +2

      That's why all I care about is having a pretty face and confidence with blow. The gun is to stop any other jealous buck from catching me off guard and keeping a strong posture. We're male animals cuz female animal nature. Be a pos, have game.

    • @starbright5069
      @starbright5069 Год назад +8

      @JackWrath4your comment was cringe

  • @KaMui_AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs
    @KaMui_AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs Год назад +22

    The more Aba says "It's ya boi Chang!" the more I have to laugh. Especially the last squeaky one got me real hard! :'D

    • @samuelkibarita1890
      @samuelkibarita1890 Год назад +2

      I think the guy Chang was referencing a Australian rapper called bangs

  • @jermainemyrn19
    @jermainemyrn19 Год назад +586

    You don't need lines to pick up women. They have to already be interested

    • @endonyxoneaudio8644
      @endonyxoneaudio8644 Год назад +64

      Facts

    • @sleepisthecousinofdeath7395
      @sleepisthecousinofdeath7395 Год назад

      Facts. I don’t even walk up to hoes they walk up to me.

    • @thechosenone93
      @thechosenone93 Год назад +20

      Exactly

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Год назад +142

      see if you can catch their eye, smile and if they smile back try and talk to them, but don't do this at a place where it is their job to smile at you obviously.

    • @invertedv12powerhouse77
      @invertedv12powerhouse77 Год назад +68

      The women that have had interests in me were always ones that conveniently were just around me enough to get to know me without dating.
      Nowadays tho I don't have any women in my circles and I'm struggling lmao

  • @Victimiser9000
    @Victimiser9000 Год назад +251

    Pretty correct call on Australia, and I think it's because the default position of most people, especially in Sydney and Melbourne, when they are faced with someone they don't know is, "Do I know you? go away". It wasn't until I travelled a lot that I realised just how unfriendly Australia is for meeting new people, and got to learn how to make inroads with complete strangers by virtue of actually having an opportunity to do it.

    • @kingcobraftw
      @kingcobraftw Год назад

      @Jack Wrath stfu no you don't

    • @donaldbowler4514
      @donaldbowler4514 Год назад +14

      @Jack Wrath Stop reading the comments from these CringeTubers, I vomit inside everytime I use emojis 😂👌

    • @Victimiser9000
      @Victimiser9000 Год назад +44

      @Just4 Universe Yep. I've got mates here who will leave a social event if there are "too many people they don't know", and these aren't guys on the spectrum or socially awkward, it's just "don't know 'em, not talking to 'em". Train your friend up in your less hostile environment.

    • @misshisokapaints109
      @misshisokapaints109 Год назад +3

      Maybe youre American or creepy because its so easy to make friends here.

    • @Realcordy
      @Realcordy Год назад +35

      @@misshisokapaints109 talking about him being American proves his point tho

  • @kevinmervart1303
    @kevinmervart1303 Год назад +5

    Chang is the goat “take you tooo the moviesss shordy, make you my baby” throwback

  • @SoulReaper2078
    @SoulReaper2078 Год назад +92

    That Simba rant had me crying...then Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣. It's guys these that make me glad I don't use pick up lines.

    • @Woodsaras
      @Woodsaras Год назад

      Who the fck uses pickup lines? Only retrds.

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 11 месяцев назад

      “Pls , let me inside you, pls” 😂

  • @mokadelic4037
    @mokadelic4037 Год назад +459

    Kinda sus how they used a 9/10 model for the female section but they came out with an average looking girl for the men.

  • @Anne-MarieJ
    @Anne-MarieJ Год назад +4

    Not the JC Penny suit telling someone to get out of there Jordan's

  • @taridean
    @taridean Год назад +351

    9:17 Preach aint wrong. I love Australia, would move there in a heartbeat if I could. However, from my experience visiting there a few times, it's surprising how receptive the women were to flirting. I chatted to a group a girls where one said, "You look like bad news. You must be a playa." I asked what made her think that. She responded "Guys around here don't talk smooth talk to us like this. Maybe you can teach them." Those words stuck and lets just say Straya 🇦🇺 does not disappoint 😁.

    • @falaramal3979
      @falaramal3979 Год назад

      Yea we don’t talk smooth like that because there ain’t no point smooth talking a girl from Australia that shit is wack

    • @taridean
      @taridean Год назад +32

      @@falaramal3979 hey, it's the women themselves that say the lads need to step up their game. I for one had a great time interacting and flirting with women in Australia. I'm looking forward to returning now travel restrictions have been lifted.

    • @mnced9979
      @mnced9979 Год назад +22

      As an aussie, you gotta teach us lmao. What are your golden rules

    • @ibrahim43406
      @ibrahim43406 Год назад +16

      Source: Trust me

    • @ceejay1476
      @ceejay1476 Год назад +16

      @@taridean careful you don't get metoo'd man. It is australia after all

  • @eligriswald7827
    @eligriswald7827 Год назад +57

    “You have left pride rock and you have come back looking like you came from a pride festival” damn…

  • @1115key
    @1115key Год назад +5

    15:39 lmao “ get out my way ninja make some space” proceeds to get his harmonizing on 😂 y’all are funny! Dude singing was cringe though 🫣

  • @Reofenja
    @Reofenja Год назад +82

    *"Hey, there demons. Its me... ya boi, Chang."*

  • @ClaudiaAndreaTV
    @ClaudiaAndreaTV Год назад +94

    “You have made the wrong choice, Sisqo” 😂 Honestly, he was the most real & authentic. Points for that! 👏🏽

  • @MohamedBouah
    @MohamedBouah Год назад +5

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂‼️ He said, “Where are thee diamonds❓‼️”

  • @perseverancechameleon5581
    @perseverancechameleon5581 Год назад +36

    Had to google that pick up line. This is how it was supposed to go:
    "i can't call you beautiful because beauty is inside and i haven't been inside you yet"
    He had memorised it (well sort of) from a pick up line website.

    • @crazycjk
      @crazycjk Год назад +7

      That is a mad line 😂

  • @ravnor874
    @ravnor874 Год назад +54

    I laughed so hard when Aba started going off on Simba "Simbaaa.....Dis is Mufasa. We have come to a decisitioooon"

    • @goddessateeba6158
      @goddessateeba6158 Год назад

      Lol they are so funny to me 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @sincerelyolivia_0
      @sincerelyolivia_0 Год назад

      Lol! I didn’t expect the “this is Mufasa” part😂😂😂

  • @maii2117
    @maii2117 10 месяцев назад +6

    you guys make my days, I be laughing my ass out. Aba's African accent is so on point

  • @johnthegreat97
    @johnthegreat97 Год назад +164

    This made me feel better about having no game.

    • @Yash_Nilam.
      @Yash_Nilam. Год назад

      ☝️☝️Hey you have been selected for our end of the year prizes🎉🎉 hit me up☝️☝️ on telegram with the username above to know what you stand to win 🎁👆🎉🎉

    • @Kentarius
      @Kentarius Год назад +1

      That's actually sad

    • @QuietVillain
      @QuietVillain Год назад +6

      Your game is just whatever your created characters says to get quest. It's a game forreal.

    • @LimeLivesMatter
      @LimeLivesMatter Год назад

      @@Kentarius Sad for who?

    • @Kentarius
      @Kentarius Год назад

      @@LimeLivesMatter Jay Jean.

  • @Qwasboy
    @Qwasboy Год назад +436

    I'm just glad Aba finally understood what good grooming means

    • @Yash_Nilam.
      @Yash_Nilam. Год назад

      ☝️☝️Hey you have been selected for our end of the year prizes🎉🎉 hit me up☝️☝️ on telegram with the username above to know what you stand to win 🎁👆🎉🎉.

    • @Vasilia4
      @Vasilia4 Год назад +45

      I miss when he had the afro and no beard

    • @icecoldfire25
      @icecoldfire25 Год назад +70

      I was just tired of seeing his mustache creep into his mouth. Idk how he could stand that shii it’s mad annoying.

    • @iVibeBruh
      @iVibeBruh Год назад +9

      @@icecoldfire25lmfao

    • @MadaraUchiha-ly8wr
      @MadaraUchiha-ly8wr Год назад +3

      This is unbelievable 😂🤣😂

  • @nutt1621
    @nutt1621 Год назад +5

    "I can, i can....Led me inside you. I am your captain now"

  • @eakenzo9097
    @eakenzo9097 Год назад +558

    this video bought me out of the depression morocco losing caused. thank you aba and preech

    • @3ASY355
      @3ASY355 Год назад +52

      That match was a great performance on both side, still sad they loss tho.

    • @kokuutou92
      @kokuutou92 Год назад +9

      I hope you didnt bet on them lol

    • @thesaucethatneverstops7797
      @thesaucethatneverstops7797 Год назад +1

      Hearts were broken

    • @JessicaJLatfi
      @JessicaJLatfi Год назад +7

      They'll win next time InshaAllah

    • @chaizan9733
      @chaizan9733 Год назад +1

      we still not over it boys 🇲🇦

  • @freddiemac5475
    @freddiemac5475 Год назад +43

    If I was William I would have said "Roses are red, violets are blue, the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice." Lmmfao 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭. Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck.

    • @Bufekana
      @Bufekana Год назад

      i luv this👍❤️

  • @FighterOfWrongs
    @FighterOfWrongs Год назад +9

    7:50 Preach's reaction to this is killing me man😂

  • @fitawbeyene3420
    @fitawbeyene3420 Год назад +115

    I have watched Aba and Preach for years and absolutely love their videos. I don’t often comment on their videos enough (shame on me) but that face that Aba made @14:30 and how he spoke literally put me to tears 😭😂😂😂

    • @KaraokeNig
      @KaraokeNig Год назад

      Yes, that was the face of 2022

    • @papichulo4439
      @papichulo4439 Год назад +2

      Who wears a ring as a necklace is it preach or aba? Is he living in frodo times or what . I really want to see this two spit game let's see if they'll do better than everyone they been laughing at.

    • @KaraokeNig
      @KaraokeNig Год назад +1

      @@papichulo4439 lol

  • @imdatlyndachick
    @imdatlyndachick Год назад +15

    That guy Cheng was making a joke referring to Bangs who is a South Sudanese artist based here in Australia popular for his song about taking a girl to the movies. “Lemme take you to the movies SHAWTY”. Bangs’ intro is usually “It’s yo boy Bangs” so I think that’s why Cheng introduced himself like that.

  • @PepeCris15
    @PepeCris15 3 месяца назад

    A little context for non-Aussies with the "It's ya boy Chang" using the whole take you to the movies thing. That's a reference to this rap song that broke the internet in Australia years ago by "Ur Boy Bangs" called "Take you to the movies." It made fella blow up a little bit and he was even featured in a car commercial.

  • @riacharda
    @riacharda Год назад +90

    12:47 had me rolling! I knew Aba and Preach wouldn't let that moment slip! 😂🤣
    The dude was nervous and tried.

    • @SapphireJann
      @SapphireJann Год назад +15

      Same, I tried to hold on just to give him a chance but the edits and Preach got me😂😂😂😂

    • @tknows470
      @tknows470 Год назад +4

      Secondhand embarrassment 😮

    • @randombooze
      @randombooze Год назад +2

      I’m waiting for the part To come now 😂😂😂😂

    • @riacharda
      @riacharda Год назад +2

      @@SapphireJann I'm surprised they let his nervous glances slip when he said his name 😄.
      As soon as I saw that, I was like "uh oh 😀".

    • @Joystik718
      @Joystik718 Год назад +2

      Waiting for them to make a beat outa this

  • @kartikayysola
    @kartikayysola Год назад +58

    Yeah imma bookmark this for whenever I feel like I have no game lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LuigiPaiPai
    @LuigiPaiPai Год назад +1

    3:39 Cheng was referring to a rapper that was kind of famous in Australia called Bangs or UrboyBangz who had a song called "Take you to the movies". Bangs also has a "fantastic" song called "Take you to MacDonalds".

  • @briant7265
    @briant7265 Год назад +79

    Simba deserved a chance. To me, he actually had the best, "game". Which is, skip the game. He introduced himself and said he'd like to get to know her. That should beat funny pickup lines any time. At least in a setup like this.

    • @Infernification
      @Infernification Год назад +22

      I don't think there's anything wrong with what he said, it was the energy he was saying it with. Had he sounded stronger and more confident she probably wouldn't have said no like she's afraid she'll break him.

  • @thegreatgatsby9583
    @thegreatgatsby9583 Год назад +48

    “Australia is just a swirl of death… and kangaroos”
    -Aba 2022

  • @TheDimonah
    @TheDimonah Год назад +38

    🤣 OMG this by far has to be the funniest video ive seen! I wish you two would have kept going. Y'all reaction was PRICELESS!!!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @LaymensLameMan
    @LaymensLameMan Год назад +72

    Yo Aba really is the dude to have anime glasses.

    • @drwill439
      @drwill439 Год назад +13

      Lmfao preach bought him those

    • @Crueltea
      @Crueltea Год назад +7

      IT'S YA BOY CHANG

  • @BiddyLove
    @BiddyLove Год назад +52

    Always in tears of laughter when Aba go on impressions mode 🤣🤣 amd hope there's a soft landing there each time Preach falls down in the background 😂 weeeee.

  • @DonReality
    @DonReality Год назад +15

    I was in Australia about 8 years ago and I must say, the women were uptight but, I guess I had game to hold a conversation which immediately piqued their interest. I met like 6 different women, still friends with 3 today. One described me as "New breed" 😐... Now bear in mind, I was a 29 year old black male, I couldn't tell if she was referring to my race or my confidence lol 😂, was mildly thrown off with that complement.
    And yes, we did have "FUN".

  • @aashilr
    @aashilr Год назад +233

    I get that having game & being charming is an art/skill, which takes time to develop. But damn, those cringy pickup lines do not work like 90% of the time. Just calmly introduce yourself and let the girl know you think she's attractive & compliment something you like about her that she made a conscious decision on (not like, "Where'd you get those dimples?" but rather "I dig your outfit, especially the shoes.").

    • @appletreesubs
      @appletreesubs Год назад +34

      Ok that last part is key!! Feels way more authentic and it's impressive when a guy notices stuff like that

    • @chadspro
      @chadspro Год назад +7

      Honestly don't think I've ever used a pick up line in my life and I have plenty of success, just being yourself is the key - don't put on a facade and throw out a cringe one liner as you said, they can see straight through it

    • @WestCoastAce27
      @WestCoastAce27 Год назад +1

      But have either of you been filmed and know you only had literally a few seconds to make a positive impression? I’ll answer for you - no.
      Women expect top tier when they offer… look at her, she’s a cow!… very little.

    • @bcj842
      @bcj842 Год назад

      I always try to compliment an article of clothing or accessory that I like on a woman. I like it when they’re not dressed like slobs.

    • @whoareyou6854
      @whoareyou6854 Год назад +1

      @@chadspro You know damn good and well it doesn’t make a difference what you say. She’s only choosing based off of looks and if you don’t have that then you have zero chance.

  • @christopherengland654
    @christopherengland654 Год назад +68

    13:13
    🤣 this is kcufing hilarious but Santino's follow up to Aba's speech is CRAZY.

  • @FollowPickMeekPodcast
    @FollowPickMeekPodcast Год назад +3

    15:52 he must of been watching y’all when he made the decision to approach this way. 😂😂😂😂

  • @AnFreden
    @AnFreden Год назад +48

    I'm a French native speaker and at 2:08 he said "tu es très jolie, Madame" but I had to listen to it like 5 times to understand xD
    First it sounded like "tchétchéjiolimada" I was like "waddafack did he just say????"

    • @littleetor
      @littleetor Год назад +10

      I heard that too, different accents.

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Год назад +6

      maybe he was trying to French Mumble rap to her?

    • @deeky1239
      @deeky1239 Год назад +4

      Im French and heard it the first time very easily.

    • @AnFreden
      @AnFreden Год назад +3

      @@deeky1239 haha mec tu as une bonne oreille alors ! Son accent est à coucher dehors jpp

    • @deeky1239
      @deeky1239 Год назад +3

      @@AnFreden Je suis québécois, je suis habitué d'entendree des anglophones parler français. Mais ce gars la parle même pas français, il a just appris une ligne par coeur ça paraît.

  • @trickytrini2339
    @trickytrini2339 Год назад +27

    Fake-Kevin-Samuels-in-a-beige-suit leading with his wallet is another form of not having game smh. Whatever happened to Biggie “ask you what your interests are, who you be with, things to make you smile, what numbers to dial”? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 These dudes are LAME.
    Also y’all need to give y’all editor a raise because he/she is Fuego 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

  • @dope.fernando9735
    @dope.fernando9735 Год назад +3

    “You have left pride Rock, and have come back looking like you came back from a pride festival” I’m in tears bro 😭

  • @iimmortalldreams
    @iimmortalldreams Год назад +18

    Yeah this is pretty accurate. You'll hardly see cold approaches here. Especially amongst the younger generation there's an awkwardness and timidness I'm experiencing and I'm not incredibly gifted socially myself yet they're worse.
    Could just be a worldwide thing being overly consumed by texting coupled with minimal nightlife relative to other countries.

  • @kharbetterthanyou8552
    @kharbetterthanyou8552 Год назад +10

    My boy Chang was referring to a rap song called take you to the movie. And he is a legend for bringing it up.

  • @Fadeless.Moments
    @Fadeless.Moments Год назад +5

    I love when Aba shouts out Uganda all the time in his jokes because I'm from there 😂

  • @ianclinton7629
    @ianclinton7629 Год назад +190

    What have we learnt today from Aba and Preach?? We have indeed learnt that Australia’s risk level is inversely proportional to its rizz level

    • @filthycasual9381
      @filthycasual9381 Год назад +6

      What's a rizz level?
      Edit: Nevermind I just looked it up. For anyone that doesn't know, it means how much game you got.

    • @filthycasual9381
      @filthycasual9381 Год назад +4

      Yes, but there's a specific causal direction - rizz level varies according to risk level. The more social and legal risk there is for men, the more apathetic (and pathetic) men will become with their game.

    • @wehavearighttoremainsilent4279
      @wehavearighttoremainsilent4279 Год назад +2

      Lmao Mr Physics over here

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 11 месяцев назад

      I guess trying to stay alive has maximized their resistance but lowered their charm stat.

  • @kokuutou92
    @kokuutou92 Год назад +32

    "He was the Migos"
    "Reincarnated, rest in peace 🙏🙏😇😇"
    Cracked me up💀this is a much better video than the last one with the model. 3:23 definitely a weeb, props on trying but this is reality not anime 🤣

  • @Shu_The_Scientist
    @Shu_The_Scientist Год назад +1

    “Simba, this is Mufasa.” Bruh, the lil chuckle with the accent

  • @jerlinej3516
    @jerlinej3516 Год назад +106

    Aba please keep up the East African accent, I haven't laughed this much in a while 😂

    • @tikosharoan9977
      @tikosharoan9977 Год назад +10

      Haha 😅 the Uganda part about french dude

    • @smarthustle7063
      @smarthustle7063 Год назад +3

      Haha that part killed me too (Btw I'm EastAfrican)

    • @seanskywalka5172
      @seanskywalka5172 Год назад +4

      ​@@smarthustle7063there's no such thing as "East African". Theres different ethnic groups with wildly different Languages , accents and looks. Bantu and Cushitic ppl dont look the same

    • @bcj842
      @bcj842 Год назад

      “EE?”

    • @grantwells4491
      @grantwells4491 Год назад

      Lmao yes love it 😂

  • @alexischristou3266
    @alexischristou3266 Год назад +187

    Not gonna lie i absolutely lost it laughing at Aba and Preach's reaction at 12:52😆

    • @narutokaze3604
      @narutokaze3604 Год назад

      D e

    • @jabax87
      @jabax87 Год назад +2

      That would be me lmao 😂😂😂 this was too good

    • @goddessateeba6158
      @goddessateeba6158 Год назад +3

      Lol 🤣🤣😂😂😂 I could not stop laughing

    • @RhoneM
      @RhoneM Год назад +1

      This man was one step away from blow darting her and dragging her home

    • @Celinekye
      @Celinekye Год назад +1

      Samee😂😂😂

  • @GiganticSky
    @GiganticSky Год назад

    The Sudanese guy said “take you to the movies” was referencing the viral Sudanese rapper Bangs from back in the day lol

  • @Dhhdjdjdj46
    @Dhhdjdjdj46 Год назад +88

    Poor bastards haha, most of us don’t have game that bad but I do know mates like that. It’s almost as if they grabbed the lads with the worst game in Australia for the show. This was epic 😂

    • @Queef_Storm
      @Queef_Storm Год назад +3

      They have a screening process where the producers try to pick the worst people possible. Makes for a more entertaining viewing experience.

  • @RasenRendanX
    @RasenRendanX Год назад +14

    7:55 this Preach reaction is the best thing about this video. This is a peak meme reaction face

  • @nojawns5909
    @nojawns5909 Год назад +1

    3:14 i cant believe yall missed that "take you to the moooovies shortayy" reference beg yall look it up

  • @GazzyD
    @GazzyD Год назад +15

    Australia’s east coast (NSW, QLD, VIC) is where most of our population is because our major cities are located there (Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, the Gold Coast etc.) and it is where you’ll find people from all around the world. In my hometown of Logan, QLD Australia there are a lot of Somalians, Arabs, Samoans, Māori, Tongans, Ethiopians, Niueans etc.

    • @MyUniqueHandle.
      @MyUniqueHandle. Год назад +2

      Aye a native Logan Bogan lol

    • @darkydoom
      @darkydoom Год назад

      ....you do not seem to be aware that Perth WESTERN AUSTRALIA topped the last census as the most multicultural city. But now you know

    • @K.YouTube2
      @K.YouTube2 Год назад

      Cool, never heard of Niue, off to Google!

  • @thomrik
    @thomrik Год назад +15

    The casting calls for that video: "Man with no game ages 20-30"

  • @blackkyurem720
    @blackkyurem720 Год назад +1

    13:58 Hyuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! 😂😂😂
    That man started coughing at how funny that was.

  • @ixmacxi
    @ixmacxi Год назад +7

    NOT CHENG SINGING BANGS 'LEMME TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES SHAWTY' SONG ....IM DEAD!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @saosb1246
      @saosb1246 Год назад +2

      Your boi Bangzzzzzz

  • @IsakAidee
    @IsakAidee Год назад +23

    12:00 Bruv this whole bit made me giggle so hard I think I woke up my neighbouring colleague (I work on a ferry and our cabins are super audible, if thats the right word?). That imitation always wrecks me, and the pride thing? Murdered.

    • @IsakAidee
      @IsakAidee Год назад

      @ᴛᴇxᴇ ±𝟖𝟎𝟏𝟒𝟕𝟕𝟔𝟓𝟎𝟕 What the fuck, eat a dick, spammee.

  • @kaioken87
    @kaioken87 Год назад +5

    5:45 NIGGA WHAT?!!!! 😂😂😂

    • @LeanGamer240view
      @LeanGamer240view 6 месяцев назад

      I said this right as this comment appeared.
      Take my like

  • @asherxsnow
    @asherxsnow Год назад +9

    4:00 "Its not lighting up" Y'all had me spitting water. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperDoolu
    @SuperDoolu Год назад +11

    My guy Cheng was referencing Bangs - Let me take you to the movies

  • @LeaughtFox
    @LeaughtFox 9 месяцев назад +2

    "We need a king, not a queen" really got me

  • @lonneansekishoku8288
    @lonneansekishoku8288 Год назад +7

    5:50 Goofy! 😆 Poor guy really shot himself in the foot with this one.

  • @praisemapunda2369
    @praisemapunda2369 Год назад +22

    "..Please let me do it.." the look on Aba's face says it all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @boberry4397
      @boberry4397 Год назад +1

      'for research purposes'😭

    • @MissCiscaP
      @MissCiscaP Год назад

      @@boberry4397”rrre-sarg par-pu-sess”

  • @NaviO.o
    @NaviO.o 3 месяца назад

    Im genuinely surprised she picked more than just Patrick 😭😂
    I was crying at how funny this was tho and i havent laughed like that in a long tims. That guy straight off the boat done killed me "Please let me inside you. Please" 😂😂😂

  • @minenite2845
    @minenite2845 Год назад +23

    THIS IS A SICKNESSSS

  • @FlashStep111
    @FlashStep111 Год назад +6

    The way preach said "AAAOOOOHHH!" @ 0:21 he kind of sounded like Donkey from Shrek when donkey confronts shrek in the first movie lol

  • @georgesongwe267
    @georgesongwe267 Год назад +31

    I can't do any better than these guys but am still dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @djctai9288
    @djctai9288 Год назад +17

    3:39 this is actually low key genius, he's referencing a sudanese rapper named bangs who had a song called "take you to da movies" and he looks just like him lmao

    • @ikraam3183
      @ikraam3183 Год назад +4

      I was looking for this comment!! “let me take you to the moooovies shawtay” 😂

  • @lbnycity89
    @lbnycity89 Год назад +24

    These channels like The Cut and Jubilee are based in LA. And to me LA is the ultimate NPC city. These channels do this on purpose I feel. They get the weirdest ppl they can find in in the Cali area, which isn't that hard to find.

    • @Vergil14
      @Vergil14 Год назад +2

      I have to agree. Like there’s no way they didn’t get the people that they select for these videos.

    • @lidiagizaw3828
      @lidiagizaw3828 Год назад

      This is in australia bright one

    • @lbnycity89
      @lbnycity89 Год назад

      @@lidiagizaw3828 Those channels based in LA d🍆ckhead, I know they was in Australia. I'm talking the process of how the Cut and Jubilee works, idiot. SMH.

  • @caseysams
    @caseysams Год назад +1

    I think this is my favorite jubilee video you guys have done so far I’m rollin

  • @PeacefulPiranha
    @PeacefulPiranha Год назад +22

    Most men don’t have game which is why when you manage to get some it’s called “getting lucky”.

    • @chrisdawarlordtriggacollie
      @chrisdawarlordtriggacollie Год назад +9

      Men still are more likely to have it over women men usually have to be the more social one.

    • @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
      @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 Год назад +5

      @@Just_B0red yeah lol a guy with 0 game is still more than a lot of girls that are in the negative digits😂

    • @jayclearmen411
      @jayclearmen411 Год назад

      this is true.. it comes down to be attractive, be fun be interesting. don’t try to hard!
      fam if your stylish smell good and funny you gon get some 🐈
      and if you smooth enough a chick will tell you she’s not f*cking you but do it later on anyway😂
      😎fellas this is old game if you hit it well 1 time you can always smash again.

    • @klove5974
      @klove5974 Год назад

      @@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 Dang! You did em dirty. No game?!