GIGACHAD Was COOKING On The Button.

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  • @kamogelosimane4120
    @kamogelosimane4120 7 месяцев назад +5141

    "I can not be a husband, but I could be your thumb" 😂😂😂

    • @Eldot5
      @Eldot5 7 месяцев назад +4

      @maltheri9833what do you mean by “something random”?
      I’m curious.

    • @jamesmorrison7989
      @jamesmorrison7989 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@Eldot5 a minor thing is what I’d guess. Seems like a pretty small thing to skip over someone for.

    • @Eldot5
      @Eldot5 7 месяцев назад

      @@jamesmorrison7989
      Seen 👍🏾
      Some women like to - need I say “NEED TO”- know the economic status of the relationship prospect before they get into a relationship with them for various reasons. Some are good reasons, most are materialistic and bad reasons. I think he could have gotten to the underlying reasons for her presuppositions first, and I guess sometimes previous interactions & relationships (or equally faulty presuppositions on a man’s part) lend to men making wrong assumptions based off superficial reasons as well.
      I personally think a good reason to ask the question she did gives her some level of assurance regarding the information a woman can use to decide if her counterpart is a man who shows readiness to provide and play his part/role adequately in a committed relationship. But if it’s more for meeting a woman’s incessant and whimsical demands, it’s never a sign of a potentially healthy relationship to ensue. Men also need to reasonably interrogate a woman as well, so they can get to the bottom of the rationale for “why you need to know how much I make”.

    • @spirit1803
      @spirit1803 7 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@jamesmorrison7989nah, sucking your thumb until you're 20 is weird.

    • @jamesmorrison7989
      @jamesmorrison7989 7 месяцев назад +22

      @@Eldot5 I’m fine with a woman trying to figure out if a man’s right for her, but you don’t do that by asking a salary amount. Absolutely not of a first date. They can ask if the man lives in and owns a home and other related questions that give her a picture, but if a girl asked my salary, that’s game over for her. I make a comfortable amount of money, but I would never trust a girl who asks that mealy immediately

  • @BLDBadrasta
    @BLDBadrasta 7 месяцев назад +4421

    The button went from 0 to 100 with that h*ntai question.
    As a Josh I approve of my man Josh

    • @Warzol
      @Warzol 7 месяцев назад +70

      almost acted the part of a anime gag where the random shit happened and the person just falls to the ground jacked up.

    • @youngdolph8867
      @youngdolph8867 7 месяцев назад +4

      50 to 100

    • @CheapNHeathy
      @CheapNHeathy 7 месяцев назад +9

      8:57 that's a damn good type.

    • @Audacitycs1
      @Audacitycs1 7 месяцев назад +19

      You the same josh who add every single josh in the state in a group chat to setup a brawl to see who's the best josh out of all?

    • @BLDBadrasta
      @BLDBadrasta 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@Audacitycs1 I wish I would 🤣

  • @markstriker925
    @markstriker925 7 месяцев назад +8276

    Drizzle drizzle.

    • @matterking1
      @matterking1 7 месяцев назад +67

      😂

    • @JusticeBajaj
      @JusticeBajaj 7 месяцев назад +247

      No settling for broke ones fellas.

    • @misscnn7379
      @misscnn7379 7 месяцев назад +12

      Hahaha No! 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🤸🏽‍♀️

    • @kraftpunkT
      @kraftpunkT 7 месяцев назад +45

      Sprinkle Sprinkle

    • @JusticeBajaj
      @JusticeBajaj 7 месяцев назад

      @@kraftpunkT gay broke

  • @seynpurrp
    @seynpurrp 7 месяцев назад +1620

    "well who the hell cant read"
    **mayweather profusely sweating in a corner rn*

    • @tby3502
      @tby3502 7 месяцев назад +1

      "if you could read one full page of a Harry Potter book, nigga," ✍️🔥

    • @averkinswing7891
      @averkinswing7891 6 месяцев назад +12

      bro why😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 6 месяцев назад +1

      Just reminded me of that one 50 Cent video where he tells Floyd to read a page of Harry Potter, nigguh

    • @bradleyherring1240
      @bradleyherring1240 6 месяцев назад +57

      50 cent: "This is a special ESL, ALS challenge for _you_ floyd! If you can read one full page of a harry potter book-"

    • @TJ-Murray
      @TJ-Murray 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂best comment

  • @yairlevi8469
    @yairlevi8469 7 месяцев назад +1621

    "You do you, and imma do you while you do you"
    Ngl, best line I've heard this year.

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile 7 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah, that was really clever, lol.

    • @i.f.5566
      @i.f.5566 7 месяцев назад +9

      That’s very sl00ty

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar 6 месяцев назад

      She would absolutely love that

    • @uprightaardvark
      @uprightaardvark 5 месяцев назад +8

      I've gone with, "Change starts from within, if ya want my help with that, I'll oblige," to success before.

    • @Stigma536
      @Stigma536 4 месяца назад +1

      @@uprightaardvark i no understand this, tf u say, pls explain, ooga booga googoo gaga

  • @LaytonObserves
    @LaytonObserves 7 месяцев назад +5829

    Piper? I don't even know her.

    • @528grave
      @528grave 7 месяцев назад +279

      take my thumbs up and go

    • @BLaCkKsHeEp
      @BLaCkKsHeEp 7 месяцев назад +98

      drizzle drizzle

    • @castform7
      @castform7 7 месяцев назад +56

      I at least gotta take her out to dinner first.

    • @kzukiodenthechad7205
      @kzukiodenthechad7205 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@528gravein or out of his mouth

    • @sevasentinel4146
      @sevasentinel4146 7 месяцев назад +10

      Damn you beat me to it

  • @DVAcme
    @DVAcme 7 месяцев назад +2701

    Josh is smooth like butter, legit charisma and likability. He seems like a cool dude.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 7 месяцев назад +200

      Sort of. She's also just extremely typical. Maybe a lot of dudes have forgotten that women like being given some shit by men. It's a normal part of flirting & I've always thought that was widely understood.

    • @confessionsfromadangerousmind
      @confessionsfromadangerousmind 7 месяцев назад +153

      He has rizz, as the cool kids say.

    • @ChillAssTurtle
      @ChillAssTurtle 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@confessionsfromadangerousmind not be aggressively lame isnt rizz. Its just not fucking up an easy layup.

    • @huricanethreeonesix
      @huricanethreeonesix 7 месяцев назад +228

      @@bbbbbbb51 I think it helps to have platonic female friends. A lot of guys feel like girls want a prince charming all the time but if you hang out with girls you understand that they appreciate the banter like anyone.

    • @fmjjjjn7510
      @fmjjjjn7510 7 месяцев назад +49

      Yesssss, all his responses are perfect and genuine

  • @latrinedveen
    @latrinedveen 7 месяцев назад +2151

    Josh came in with main character syndrome, and owned it. That man was cookin lol

    • @KMR71185
      @KMR71185 7 месяцев назад +48

      "He trusts his farts" had me dying 🤣

    • @callmeluna07
      @callmeluna07 6 месяцев назад +8

      He’s handsome aff

    • @uprightaardvark
      @uprightaardvark 5 месяцев назад +4

      Nah he was just joshin them

    • @pawe1721
      @pawe1721 3 месяца назад +4

      What was about him that screamed main character syndrom to you

  • @kayc7442
    @kayc7442 7 месяцев назад +480

    Josh was like
    "THE PROTAGONIST IS HERE!"

    • @grantwithers
      @grantwithers 7 месяцев назад +1

      lolol the protagonist chad

  • @aesopdotts866
    @aesopdotts866 7 месяцев назад +238

    "She must be lookin for a huhsssband" that shit had me dying. Subscribed

  • @fragtagger5892
    @fragtagger5892 7 месяцев назад +1985

    She gonna get that Cesar salad, but my man's goin for the seizure salad.

    • @bsmi1361
      @bsmi1361 7 месяцев назад +9

      😆 😆

    • @spartan5760
      @spartan5760 7 месяцев назад +82

      nah he's giving her Endless Breadstick

    • @SirDarkCrow
      @SirDarkCrow 7 месяцев назад +4

      Yooo 🤘🤘🤘

    • @boizebra
      @boizebra 7 месяцев назад +6

      BROO U MAD HAHAHAH😂👌🔥🔥

    • @Leprutz
      @Leprutz 7 месяцев назад

      Nah he gonna slam the shit outta her-

  • @stoutsprout4297
    @stoutsprout4297 7 месяцев назад +2907

    Even the floor is cracking up

    • @Misbaxelbeats_
      @Misbaxelbeats_ 7 месяцев назад +14

      How long did it take you to come up with this joke?

    • @sargaa8471
      @sargaa8471 7 месяцев назад +20

      @Misbaxelbeats_ not an hour

    • @SlashRfnR
      @SlashRfnR 7 месяцев назад +21

      that floor be cracking a long time

    • @jaidiamonds
      @jaidiamonds 7 месяцев назад

      Brah😭

    • @samuellanghus1455
      @samuellanghus1455 7 месяцев назад +6

      How long has it been since their username changed? LOL

  • @NoSleepIsland
    @NoSleepIsland 7 месяцев назад +861

    "He trusts his farts" You had me on the floor with that one!

    • @Aaron.M88
      @Aaron.M88 7 месяцев назад +11

      Listen, there's been a few anime betrayals with this particular situation, I'm just saying. Lol 😆 🤣 😂

    • @MrBashem
      @MrBashem 7 месяцев назад +7

      I do not trust mine.

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile 7 месяцев назад +4

      He had me in the bathroom checking my pants with that one!

    • @unknown-unknown69
      @unknown-unknown69 7 месяцев назад +3

      I used to trust my farts, now, not really, especially if stomach is 🥴

    • @docmadhattan
      @docmadhattan 6 месяцев назад +3

      "not all farts are trustable" 😂

  • @thatguyblue4811
    @thatguyblue4811 7 месяцев назад +190

    “Who the hell can’t read”?
    Perfect response for that.

  • @guzmanme21
    @guzmanme21 7 месяцев назад +152

    A nice guy that can refrain from telling her what she wants to hear and can respect her without bending over.

  • @TheDrokon
    @TheDrokon 7 месяцев назад +2826

    For all you young dudes who have trouble with women, study Josh. He doesn't take himself or her too seriously, without demeaning her. He keeps it light-hearted and humorous. At the same time, he doesn't fold to pretend to be into her interests, like the previous guy. That's called authenticity it's extremely magnetic.

    • @staskozak8118
      @staskozak8118 7 месяцев назад +181

      this is literally what happened between me and my girlfriend. We knew each other, I had no plans for her, but out of boredom we met a couple of times in a friendly way and things went well. 100% nothing would have worked out if I had immediately considered her as a girlfriend, because I did not have much dating experience.

    • @rotgutthebloated4730
      @rotgutthebloated4730 7 месяцев назад +91

      I think its more the fact that he didnt lie. While the previous guy sounded very unconvincing, and it sounds like a lie to everyone. Which probably rejects woman if they smell the lie.

    • @1rken1nfantry
      @1rken1nfantry 7 месяцев назад +50

      @@rotgutthebloated4730 he admitted to lieing... and you have no way of knowing if he lied again.
      but he does come off as authentic

    • @Luvzilla4rilla
      @Luvzilla4rilla 7 месяцев назад +101

      @@1rken1nfantry He lied on the card about shitting himself for fun content. That's not really a legit lie.

    • @ceelothatmane9421
      @ceelothatmane9421 7 месяцев назад +55

      Just be yourself. It’s really that simple. It’s never as deep as you made it out to be 😂

  • @DBaylor197
    @DBaylor197 7 месяцев назад +845

    Piper was off the wall...and Josh was a good balance between respectful and douchey to work with that😅

  • @Akito_Kiba
    @Akito_Kiba 7 месяцев назад +1669

    If you see preach dying from laughter in the preview, you know damn well it's finna be fire 😂😂😂

  • @AltoSaxopianist
    @AltoSaxopianist 7 месяцев назад +300

    Josh missed his opportunity to say “bottomless seizure salad.” 😂

    • @beowulf_of_wall_st
      @beowulf_of_wall_st 6 месяцев назад +4

      yea I was pissed he fumbled that one, then he could have said it was her fault for eating it

  • @jonathanfang9612
    @jonathanfang9612 7 месяцев назад +65

    that dude is so chill. sounds like an actual great guy

  • @KP-us5pq
    @KP-us5pq 7 месяцев назад +247

    “She’s like a freak freak” absolutely correct 😂

  • @stevensmith8313
    @stevensmith8313 7 месяцев назад +1347

    Josh rizzed all over that room

    • @JNCRLSFU
      @JNCRLSFU 7 месяцев назад +113

      I felt his rizz through the screen, and it felt good.

    • @ryboi1337
      @ryboi1337 7 месяцев назад +64

      I felt his rizz come through me

    • @notze1da
      @notze1da 7 месяцев назад +8

      Ong

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 7 месяцев назад +18

      Ew don't call it that

    • @inkchariot6147
      @inkchariot6147 7 месяцев назад +23

      Rosh jizzed all over the room

  • @caseykm2405
    @caseykm2405 7 месяцев назад +1041

    2:41 “Are u serious? Yh i keep it a Hun-do” best pun ive heard in a while.

    • @dfredankey
      @dfredankey 7 месяцев назад +3

      A good jab

    • @huricanethreeonesix
      @huricanethreeonesix 7 месяцев назад +13

      Hahaha, what a line. Explain it to my friend.

    • @solomonfadipe5601
      @solomonfadipe5601 7 месяцев назад +2

      Crazy how I was just thinking this 😂

    • @selfimprovement5873
      @selfimprovement5873 7 месяцев назад +1

      I don't get it

    • @caseykm2405
      @caseykm2405 7 месяцев назад

      @@selfimprovement5873 hun-do. Hun- play on the word hundred and most likely saying 100% 💯. Do as in “tho”

  • @NopeToBroke
    @NopeToBroke 7 месяцев назад +209

    Josh is what women want. Be more like Josh. He took a risks that paid off. He seems entirely comfortable with himself.

    • @grantwithers
      @grantwithers 7 месяцев назад +27

      Josh is literally just below avg chad. Above chad lite. Of course he's what women want.

    • @joashedwards7206
      @joashedwards7206 7 месяцев назад

      hes white with average looks = every women wants how do u know have u met the almost 4 billion women on the planet?

    • @Crackerhonkeykilla
      @Crackerhonkeykilla 7 месяцев назад +9

      bro guys like op have like 60 iq lmao zero awareness ​@@grantwithers

    • @grantwithers
      @grantwithers 7 месяцев назад

      @@Crackerhonkeykilla All true

    • @grantwithers
      @grantwithers 7 месяцев назад

      @@Crackerhonkeykilla luv ya channel btw

  • @nikitamarynich1794
    @nikitamarynich1794 7 месяцев назад +281

    Being that good looking and having that level of charisma is playing the game with cheats on. Based af.

    • @virality9000
      @virality9000 5 месяцев назад +7

      Ikr like damn son

    • @FungalExtract
      @FungalExtract 4 месяца назад +4

      Hes actuall and average looking dude, but if you carry yourself with confidence and relaxed, instead of being all uptight about being seen x or y, it provides a net +3 on the attractiveness scale.

    • @asterixandobelix195
      @asterixandobelix195 4 месяца назад +25

      ​@FungalExtract
      First and foremost, that is incorrect. He is indeed above average, and exponentially more attractive than Aba and Peach. Secondly, from where do you suppose this demeanor originates? Pure chance? Individuals who are relatively attractive naturally possess a certain charm, as they are predisposed to be well-liked. This stands in stark contrast to a contrived demeanor, which often reveals itself through exaggerated mannerisms.

    • @XenFPV
      @XenFPV 4 месяца назад

      ​@@asterixandobelix195You write a RUclips comment like it's the introduction to an undergraduate paper. Chill out on the big words bro - or as you'd probably say it - one might consider a reduction in the loquaciousness of your lexicon.

    • @sydricklanglois1359
      @sydricklanglois1359 4 месяца назад +6

      @@FungalExtractnah he is good looking cmon

  • @wiredvibe1678
    @wiredvibe1678 7 месяцев назад +323

    Piper back been broken more than once with that posture.

  • @BayouMaccabee
    @BayouMaccabee 7 месяцев назад +274

    "He trusts his farts" got me. 😅😂

  • @mrblackbond
    @mrblackbond 7 месяцев назад +1252

    Dude worried about her teeth being jacked up but homeboy got a gold front tooth 🤣🤣💁🏾‍♂️ make it make sense

    • @PuroGroundZero
      @PuroGroundZero 7 месяцев назад +53

      One tooth over a whole set due to kid behavior

    • @Crackerhonkeykilla
      @Crackerhonkeykilla 7 месяцев назад +34

      were you dropped on your head or something?

    • @Shadoken_
      @Shadoken_ 7 месяцев назад +34

      The two don't even correlate...

    • @Schrodingers_Kat
      @Schrodingers_Kat 7 месяцев назад +40

      @@Shadoken_Yes they do. Gold teeth are nasty.

    • @clarencethermal5430
      @clarencethermal5430 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@Schrodingers_Katyou ain’t from the ghetto

  • @natediemer1306
    @natediemer1306 7 месяцев назад +22

    I love how just 10 years ago this title to this video would be completely incomprehensible

  • @JahR3x
    @JahR3x 7 месяцев назад +42

    'yeah we going to Olive Garden... n after that we gon slam" 🤣🤣

  • @valgeins-kiinhoward7389
    @valgeins-kiinhoward7389 7 месяцев назад +1422

    idk....
    seizures and a violent s3x fetish
    ...that is an allegation waiting to happen

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 7 месяцев назад +139

      Dang didn't think about that

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 7 месяцев назад +276

      Being into anime 'pawn' is another major sign of being absolutely mental. This coming from someone who's all too familiar with it as well..

    • @NoidoDev
      @NoidoDev 7 месяцев назад +35

      Still worth it.

    • @cngotham4111
      @cngotham4111 7 месяцев назад +7

      Ummm violent what bruh

    • @valgeins-kiinhoward7389
      @valgeins-kiinhoward7389 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@cngotham4111
      underage.

  • @TurnOnA6pence
    @TurnOnA6pence 7 месяцев назад +275

    He set the oven on high and went in with all the garnish 😂😂

  • @JudahRoar32
    @JudahRoar32 7 месяцев назад +356

    " well who the hell can't read " 😂😂😂

    • @grantwithers
      @grantwithers 7 месяцев назад +3

      when ur chad

    • @Aaron.M88
      @Aaron.M88 7 месяцев назад +2

      Asking the important questions.. lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹

    • @MaGiikLeAvEs
      @MaGiikLeAvEs 7 месяцев назад +4

      Ngl that got me

    • @rico14
      @rico14 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@TC4loveandlifethat’s not sassy. It’s playful

  • @j.a.r.family2576
    @j.a.r.family2576 7 месяцев назад +55

    Josh, he's not a player.... He just crush a lot.

  • @Jalbesbe
    @Jalbesbe 6 месяцев назад +13

    The fact Josh came in with dominance to start and was just unfazed most of the time, means that he can most likely give her the slam and poetry she wants

  • @proactivemiracle8661
    @proactivemiracle8661 7 месяцев назад +474

    This man was straight barbecuing 😂

  •  7 месяцев назад +193

    I never picture me watching an episode of "the button" without the comments of Aba and Preach

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 7 месяцев назад +13

      Same, can't even fathom watching 99% of Jubilee or The Cut videos without them

    • @kevina.2269
      @kevina.2269 7 месяцев назад +7

      That's why they're getting copyright strikes 😂

    • @PardonThePosh
      @PardonThePosh 6 месяцев назад

      💯

  • @legendofsociety796
    @legendofsociety796 7 месяцев назад +354

    Piper really didnt wanna let go thats why she said “thats hot”.

    • @grantwithers
      @grantwithers 7 месяцев назад

      yep, she just wants him to pound

  • @petercruz1993
    @petercruz1993 7 месяцев назад +12

    They didn't even acknowledge his "seizure salad" Olive Garden pun. That was fucking hilarious.
    Dudes genuinely funny

  • @thatguyedits1920
    @thatguyedits1920 7 месяцев назад +17

    Love the way you guys celebrate people that get a W.
    I already know you ain't petty or jealous types but still good to see

  • @DreJr
    @DreJr 7 месяцев назад +407

    What sort of questions are they asking in the pre-interview that leads to an answer of 'I shit myself three times a year. On average.'?

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 7 месяцев назад +66

      I guess they fill out a questionnaire of sorts, probably asks to share embarrassing secrets. Kinda defeats the point of having secrets but whatever..

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 7 месяцев назад +38

      He admits at 11:02 that he made it up 😄

    • @dangobanjo2800
      @dangobanjo2800 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, and I guess the hentai is very reasonable.

    • @MelanismSeis
      @MelanismSeis 7 месяцев назад +8

      that means one year he shits 0 times and the other 6 times. you never know

    • @ALT-vz3jn
      @ALT-vz3jn 7 месяцев назад +4

      They asked for an embarrassing secret. Piper’s was that she ‘had a seizure’ which just shows she’s not authentic.

  • @BaiTiGergi
    @BaiTiGergi 7 месяцев назад +290

    Josh was a really smooth talker, quick with his responses and really good at small talk. He was not the type of guy with that attitude that i would consider annoying or irritating. Really hate it that it seems so easy for some people while seemingly not even trying and im here trying to keep a convo with 1 girl after being ghosted by 20 other for not being able to do what he did.

    • @EarthForces
      @EarthForces 7 месяцев назад +9

      Sh*t testing is not a virtue unless that is a modern woman.
      The protagonist has skills that I will admit, but is that really the thing that attracts modern women? Then, I say we are in a societal down spiral without a doubt.

    • @murabula2092
      @murabula2092 7 месяцев назад +64

      wtf are you even talking about ​@@EarthForces

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met 7 месяцев назад +40

      Don't force yourself to be someone you aren't, don't put on a mask. Cause if you land a relationship it will seriously fuck you up.

    • @EarthForces
      @EarthForces 7 месяцев назад +18

      @murabula2092 it means, when it comes to relationships, we have stupid dynamics that caters to immature people making immature decisions. Heat of the moment type of "chemistry" doesn't make for stable families or even relationships. Look around you, too many people are just doing the hook up culture and situationhips as the NORM when it wasn't even a thing a few decades ago!

    • @michaelh9649
      @michaelh9649 7 месяцев назад +3

      @EarthForces You don’t think hooking up was a thing before the mid-nineties? The fuck…

  • @Bjorn_R
    @Bjorn_R 7 месяцев назад +283

    The ladies gotta say PLEASE to get his honey...Grizzle grizzle

    • @Scrubermensch
      @Scrubermensch 7 месяцев назад +27

      Grizzle Grizzle goes really well with all the bear stuff lately

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 7 месяцев назад

      Am I out of the loop again? What's this grizzle stuff now?

    • @auralightrom7022
      @auralightrom7022 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@Vaguer_Weevil There's a trend now where women are asked to be in the wild with a random man or a bear. They choose a bear because a man is more dangerous to them. Hence, grizzle grizzle.

    • @literallyonlyfanz2308
      @literallyonlyfanz2308 7 месяцев назад

      @@auralightrom7022is Mays representing meme the bear v. Men beef, or Drake v. Kendrick Lamar beef?

    • @auralightrom7022
      @auralightrom7022 7 месяцев назад

      @@literallyonlyfanz2308 Hmmm...probably Drake and Kendrick. More known for sure.

  • @schroederluck7984
    @schroederluck7984 7 месяцев назад +340

    Josh is too good for her tbh. I hope she doesn’t corrupt the guy.

    • @Optimistas777
      @Optimistas777 7 месяцев назад +12

      What do you mean

    • @schroederluck7984
      @schroederluck7984 7 месяцев назад

      @@Optimistas777 She's a weirdo and sexual deviant who obviously has had many partners. Josh is charming, witty, and good looking. He could do way better than some girl whose most important traits she is looking for in a guy are "likes hentai" and will "slam her".

    • @1Psalmaday
      @1Psalmaday 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm suss that piper is trans.. Definitely had an Adams apple

    • @Sindrijo
      @Sindrijo 7 месяцев назад +89

      @@Optimistas777 oh you sweet summer child...

    • @JakanMcCaucaugh-zf4ch
      @JakanMcCaucaugh-zf4ch 7 месяцев назад +14

      She seems genuinely cool

  • @jmac9222
    @jmac9222 7 месяцев назад +6

    Some people dodge the bullet.
    Josh jumps INTO the bullet.

  • @GodsPianoMan
    @GodsPianoMan 7 месяцев назад +411

    I’m waiting for the Myron on Jubilee reaction video lmao.

    • @haveaniceday234
      @haveaniceday234 7 месяцев назад +20

      Same! 🤣

    • @arno7163
      @arno7163 7 месяцев назад +35

      get this more likes, cause I know the fraud was goofy and had to say he wasn't gay when the subject wasn't that at all

    • @Carcar-555
      @Carcar-555 7 месяцев назад +16

      AGAIN!

    • @quentonwillis3846
      @quentonwillis3846 7 месяцев назад

      I'm with you bro.

  • @Lana_Pindragon
    @Lana_Pindragon 7 месяцев назад +145

    Josh woke up and chose violence

    • @aicy5431
      @aicy5431 7 месяцев назад

      Y

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 7 месяцев назад

      If it includes slamming, Piper is all for it!

    • @brianfitch5469
      @brianfitch5469 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@aicy5431because it was gets the girls.

    • @camobranson09
      @camobranson09 7 месяцев назад +2

      And Piper said, "Me plz!"

  • @MiSTeRJMaN
    @MiSTeRJMaN 7 месяцев назад +211

    She's gonna introduce him to Boku no pico.
    And there is another soldier traumatized forever

    • @christopheraMenal
      @christopheraMenal 7 месяцев назад +9

      He be more than traumatized 😂 I saw clips of that shit and give me an existential crisis.

    • @TheGottaluvanime
      @TheGottaluvanime 7 месяцев назад +12

      The forbidden anime

    • @ColtonBarrett
      @ColtonBarrett 7 месяцев назад +14

      Y'all peaked my interest. I'm intrigued 🤔 But from the sound of it we're crossing over into some 2G1C type of territory, and that's a road I do not wanna go down.

    • @JCel
      @JCel 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@ColtonBarrettMore like illegal if it were live action. The "pico" part gives you the clue..

    • @d.speedy5083
      @d.speedy5083 7 месяцев назад +2

      What's it about??

  • @iSOisoleucine
    @iSOisoleucine 7 месяцев назад +8

    I'm so happy Aba and preach are growing this channel. Glad they're doing well!

  • @jayro792
    @jayro792 7 месяцев назад +226

    This man was cooking with all the seasoning🧑‍🍳 🤣

  • @SirCharlesLikesChurros
    @SirCharlesLikesChurros 7 месяцев назад +89

    He the protagonist. The joke on her name and the "who cant read" were hilarious 😂

    • @erikhendrickson59
      @erikhendrickson59 7 месяцев назад

      Really? "Sounds like a stripper name" is like the oldest joke in the book......

    • @LilC1deep
      @LilC1deep 7 месяцев назад +2

      He didn't shy away from saying it

    • @soilent9618
      @soilent9618 2 месяца назад +1

      Having dated quite a few girls like this I can tell you it turned her on to be playfully roasted/shamed like this lol.

    • @soilent9618
      @soilent9618 2 месяца назад

      @@erikhendrickson59 Only if it sounds like a stripper name. I her name was Lauren I highly doubt he would have made the joke. Quit hating on the rizz.

  • @Julio_Gomes
    @Julio_Gomes 7 месяцев назад +419

    First one wasn't a gold digger, she's a gold industrial mine

    • @JusticeBajaj
      @JusticeBajaj 7 месяцев назад +28

      I would have told her my salary and mostly likely earn way more than earn . And than reject.her lmao .

    • @dudeorduuude5211
      @dudeorduuude5211 7 месяцев назад +25

      Ya but, the dude sells tires and did a whole dance that he is a music producer. She was humbling him with his 25K a year

    • @Julio_Gomes
      @Julio_Gomes 7 месяцев назад +113

      @@dudeorduuude5211 I'll never understand spitting on people who make less money. Some disgusting shit.

    • @Sebastian-px3bl
      @Sebastian-px3bl 7 месяцев назад +9

      If she’s broke she could just say so

    • @deleted_acoount_0530
      @deleted_acoount_0530 7 месяцев назад +24

      Unless the person has no job at all, I don't understand why the amount would matter.

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 7 месяцев назад +1

    Josh was the right balance. Respectful enough to hear her out, and pushy enough to make her hear him

  • @joaopottes9595
    @joaopottes9595 7 месяцев назад +66

    "Seizure salad" had me rolling on the floor xD

  • @ssuperfly
    @ssuperfly 7 месяцев назад +125

    Hundo could not catch a break 😂

    • @realjcoop182
      @realjcoop182 7 месяцев назад +4

      I was like 👀 dang they out to get him

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 7 месяцев назад +1

      "Hentai porn?"
      Wooooooooooow! No joke though! Ole'comic con freak there!

    • @beowulf_of_wall_st
      @beowulf_of_wall_st 6 месяцев назад +2

      I liked Hundo he deserves better

  • @xandercrew6088
    @xandercrew6088 7 месяцев назад +75

    10:31 BROOOO THAT TOOK MEEE OUTT!!! LMFAOOO!!! ROFL!!! The waddle awayyyyyy was too much

  • @josephlane1614
    @josephlane1614 7 месяцев назад +5

    Man that button was trying it's hardest to make the episode longer.

  • @BlerdSunbae
    @BlerdSunbae 7 месяцев назад +14

    5:07 not poetry slam lol

  • @PANDAXD001
    @PANDAXD001 7 месяцев назад +297

    I feel like Josh lied and he knows what hentai is 😂

    • @cngotham4111
      @cngotham4111 7 месяцев назад +48

      Obviously

    • @RS-fy9hb
      @RS-fy9hb 7 месяцев назад +30

      How the fuck do you not know that, and are still on the internet? I feel like it's basic knowledge for anyone under 30 at this point. I'd be concerned for anyone under 30 who said they didn't know, and for anyone over 50 who said they did know xD.

    • @shadowagent7361
      @shadowagent7361 7 месяцев назад +19

      It's one thing not to watch it, everyone has their taste, but claiming to watch anime and not knowing about hentai is crazy

    • @_chapternumberone_8782
      @_chapternumberone_8782 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@RS-fy9hb i am in my 20s and never heard about hentai before. But to be fair i dont watch anime either

    • @tiffanyg3584
      @tiffanyg3584 7 месяцев назад +4

      I think the question caught him off guard. Maybe he heard of it

  • @Paputsza
    @Paputsza 7 месяцев назад +275

    i think they're going to hook up once and then he'll ghost her

    • @tonysamosa1717
      @tonysamosa1717 7 месяцев назад

      1000 percent. I said 3-5 times but he’s 100% not going to be into her after that first fuck

    • @grantwithers
      @grantwithers 7 месяцев назад +83

      100% chance of this. She'll text him all omg I enjoyed your pounding let's do it again! Left on read.

    • @nickhero6329
      @nickhero6329 7 месяцев назад

      Its either me or the hentai, pipper!

    • @path100
      @path100 7 месяцев назад +32

      in the end they always end up as chad's pump n dump loll

    • @BlueNorth313
      @BlueNorth313 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@path100 tf

  • @Rockstar-bq5fm
    @Rockstar-bq5fm 7 месяцев назад +111

    That Piper girl was a complete freak haha 😅

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 7 месяцев назад +30

      Been to a few cons and these "nerd" "geek" girls are some of the most wildest freaks. Like, for real, ot can be Hella off putting and even im into some freak stuff and I be like, "datum, you wilding! Punch you?! Nah I'm aight" real shit I said to a random geekfreak.

    • @russellwilson1049
      @russellwilson1049 7 месяцев назад +7

      They are my favorite type of girls, nerds girls tend to not look so good but they usually down for almost anything

    • @Aaron.M88
      @Aaron.M88 7 месяцев назад

      I think she had that 1 good freaky encounter, and now she can't go back. Lol 😆😂

    • @cm-pr2ys
      @cm-pr2ys 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@russellwilson1049 especially white girls

    • @scythianking7315
      @scythianking7315 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@BoinkrNanis Shit...... im gonna have to start going to Cons.
      Im in shape and decent looking.
      You've got me intrigued

  • @Cain_Navarro
    @Cain_Navarro Месяц назад +3

    8:40 My man!!! Gimme them Hex Girls style, let's go!!

  • @deco1747
    @deco1747 2 месяца назад

    2:10 ayo.....good question
    3:45 i Love the enthusiasm
    5:20 The button on top of its game
    6:40 That smile
    8:10 The Protag is here
    10:55
    12:50 DUde has the plan ready

  • @lamarco18
    @lamarco18 7 месяцев назад +161

    Piper was making herself wild unattractive. She was trying too hard from the beginning like somebody told her that line did something for them and she never let it go.

    • @Bl4ckheart
      @Bl4ckheart 7 месяцев назад

      She immediately sent off everyone until someone insulted her. Then she wet her panties.

    • @zoulzopan
      @zoulzopan 7 месяцев назад +1

      which line?

    • @quentonwillis3846
      @quentonwillis3846 7 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@zoulzopanProbably the poetry and getting slammed thing.

    • @quentonwillis3846
      @quentonwillis3846 7 месяцев назад +30

      In the end she found a guy who seems compatible, so I'm not mad at her.

    • @lifescaption
      @lifescaption 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@quentonwillis3846 Lowkey a strat. If you can find someone that wants you in 'spite' of things or as is without the 'flair' that's a win in one regard or another. People aren't spicy 100% of the time, and if they only like you when you're killin it - its a miss anyways. Not saying this is the way, but it's not not.

  • @JohnSmith-zs1bf
    @JohnSmith-zs1bf 7 месяцев назад +524

    i find a girl who publicly talks about getting slammed to be one of the most repulsive things in the world

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas 7 месяцев назад +259

      She had a weird obsession with Hentai. If any guy was that open about watching that and expecting their girl to watch it too we'd be all be thinking he's a creepy weirdo💀 I'd be put off.

    • @ernimuja6991
      @ernimuja6991 7 месяцев назад +183

      Also, anyone that’s against vanilla sex can’t find great sex from connection so substitutes kinks and fetishes for it.

    • @takezx̄
      @takezx̄ 7 месяцев назад +60

      Shame ain't exist for a minute

    • @ej_matthewsart
      @ej_matthewsart 7 месяцев назад +43

      Idk. I respect the honesty and confidence.

    • @valentin8797
      @valentin8797 7 месяцев назад +28

      And if you don't feel the same about men talking about slamming... Think about it...

  • @Dylan-yh3yk
    @Dylan-yh3yk 7 месяцев назад +72

    I think Josh is gonna need some penicillin with his breadsticks

  • @thsea
    @thsea 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is probably my favorite episode of the button! Definitely loved the pair that matched!

  • @eshannumin
    @eshannumin 6 месяцев назад +1

    This shit was funny as hell. I love when you two do a video where you're just having a laugh.

  • @heatcheckchuk7878
    @heatcheckchuk7878 7 месяцев назад +69

    The hentai question was weird but oddly appropriate for her after watching the whole video

  • @Kryto_Gaming
    @Kryto_Gaming 7 месяцев назад +78

    That was legit funny. I'm impressed by the rizz Josh pulled. Those were some smooth responses.

  • @DieselThePhoenix
    @DieselThePhoenix 7 месяцев назад +140

    6:53 prearranged consent keeps you off of Law & Order SVU

  • @erikpeterson70
    @erikpeterson70 7 месяцев назад +17

    Lets go josh. Lets fucking go

  • @Threels2thahead
    @Threels2thahead 7 месяцев назад +78

    NOT ONE PipeHer down joke. Dateda piper once, told to many pipe HER jokes I think.

    • @ericapaquette9624
      @ericapaquette9624 7 месяцев назад +7

      Lmao here I am thinking that's a pretty name, and then I read this😅

    • @quentonwillis3846
      @quentonwillis3846 7 месяцев назад +2

      They alluded to it when they talked about her name.

  • @NuRespira
    @NuRespira 7 месяцев назад +38

    12:58 bro this last guy is legend, he had the game , the boy is intelligent

    • @hayley179g
      @hayley179g 7 месяцев назад +2

      Genius level

  • @rejectedrj9568
    @rejectedrj9568 7 месяцев назад +75

    8:42 😂😂 right there wit u Preach

  • @Stafbros
    @Stafbros 7 месяцев назад +10

    10:11 never…. I repeat…. Never trust a fart 😂

  • @DiamondBillionz
    @DiamondBillionz 7 месяцев назад +2

    I loved this episode. They both had a fun vibe and you guys laughing is my favorite thing on YT.

  • @ReturnToNothingness32147
    @ReturnToNothingness32147 7 месяцев назад +60

    Someone who reads poetry but can slam the shit outta me😂 that went 0-100 real quick☠️

    • @jakubrogacz6829
      @jakubrogacz6829 7 месяцев назад +2

      So basically she's looking for Conan the Barbarrian. A nice dude who can pack a punch.

  • @55TheInTIMidator55
    @55TheInTIMidator55 7 месяцев назад +10

    This has gotta be the best jubilee video in some time.
    Hundo, Piper is SUPER DIRECT, absolutely would slam and Josh with the zingers.

  • @ezelucas5792
    @ezelucas5792 7 месяцев назад +73

    I can't be a husband, but I can be a thumb 😅

  • @SaucyTUX
    @SaucyTUX 7 месяцев назад +4

    just found your guy's channel and I have been binge-watching your stuff. Keep up the good work!

  • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
    @whenimmanicimgodly4228 7 месяцев назад +7

    4:42 man i thought hentai was a thing everyone was into when theyre like middle schoolers but then grows out of....are there really fully grown adults goonin to hentai?

  • @ms.sibiya
    @ms.sibiya 7 месяцев назад +30

    The button was wyling this episode lmaooo.

  • @jamesmorrison7989
    @jamesmorrison7989 7 месяцев назад +56

    “I can’t be a husband but I can be a thumb” lmfao preaches best line ever

  • @xDarkAngelxc
    @xDarkAngelxc 7 месяцев назад +19

    12:50 bro said he wants to see that sh/t 😂😂. Mans might be on the side lines just laughing at her being on a seizure 😂

  • @wilsonsilva2918
    @wilsonsilva2918 2 месяца назад +3

    4:17 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! ITS NOT FAIR!

  • @n_a8917
    @n_a8917 5 месяцев назад +1

    This, young men, is a perfect example of how to banter with women. Absolute chad material.

  • @kandiemanbowdwin8797
    @kandiemanbowdwin8797 7 месяцев назад +20

    I'm a rapper = "I'm a part-time stripper AND I do hair!"

  • @lanouek
    @lanouek 7 месяцев назад +62

    He trust his farts... I'm absolutely dying omg LMFAO

  • @DeadlyCrz-8
    @DeadlyCrz-8 7 месяцев назад +15

    when ever aba gets close to the camera I just put my eyes on preach dude is violating my space lol

  • @Efn_loza
    @Efn_loza 7 месяцев назад +3

    That waddle off camera gave me southpark vibes. Had me dying!

  • @dubiousaurus
    @dubiousaurus 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is the video that made me wonder why I wasn't subscribed. Too good and had me lmao throughout, love it.

  • @707zacbuster
    @707zacbuster 7 месяцев назад +78

    *Clicks video
    *Video starts with preach cackling like Ed the hyena
    Me - yup………this video gonna kill me🤣🤣

  • @Sravan.Allopi
    @Sravan.Allopi 7 месяцев назад +11

    that little crab walk preach did took me out lmao bro was moving like a south park character

  • @RafaEldelaghetto88
    @RafaEldelaghetto88 7 месяцев назад +73

    The only reason Aba wasn't irritated by her eliminating everyone is because he'd slam that 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @aaronmontgomery2055
      @aaronmontgomery2055 7 месяцев назад +15

      I think it’s because she had reasons. Granted some of them were her not being a fit like smoking

    • @reddillon8425
      @reddillon8425 7 месяцев назад

      she had a reason for every one.
      her dealbreaker was liking hentai so the guy who was talking like hentai is weird is obviously gonna be out. Josh got away with it because she had already decided she liked Josh like 5 sentences earlier and he could've said damn near anything by that point
      like she's talking about getting slammed, the dude who was like "I could slam you if you wanted that" had absolutely NO CHANCE, if a girl is into being dominated her pussy is going to dry up faster than a raindrop in the sahara the second you show submissive tendencies
      the smoking one was that he was obviously going to push the button on her so she HAD to push it first or just lose the show
      it's only annoying when they're clearly pushing the button because their priority is winning the game, piper clearly cared more about actually talking to someone than with the game itself, thus it's not annoying

  • @williamwallace410
    @williamwallace410 7 месяцев назад +5

    The moment he pushed back a little and questioned her intelligence she got turned on…

  • @KingSteen
    @KingSteen 5 месяцев назад +1

    Preach's 'shit-your-pants crab walk' had me in stitches

  • @Ahmed.Hadjou
    @Ahmed.Hadjou 7 месяцев назад +20

    2:15 Maybe its a "clever" way to ask how old she is, since he just heard the button say she did it till 20

  • @tamiausten873
    @tamiausten873 7 месяцев назад +17

    I'm in my mom's kitchen choking because it's 11:20 over here 😂😂😂 I'm going to be so late for church tomorrow. I had a good laugh after a tough day, thanks guys. You did it again 😂🎉🎉

  • @sethkey8157
    @sethkey8157 7 месяцев назад +23

    Hundo say drizzle drizzle lol
    I aint no HUGHUSBIAND 😂