"UR SHORT, WELL YOU'RE A SINGLE MOM" | Blind date roast each other

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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @Arkadia1009
    @Arkadia1009 3 года назад +18753

    I've got screenshots of half naked girls on my phone and I'm not even a lesbian, they're just pretty 🤷‍♀️

    • @AbaNPreach
      @AbaNPreach  3 года назад +9818

      Stop beating your meat to ladies. It's creepy,

    • @hazelkarambo5713
      @hazelkarambo5713 3 года назад +1504

      @@AbaNPreach 😂😂😂

    • @ShawnaHill83
      @ShawnaHill83 3 года назад +878

      @@AbaNPreach 😅🤣🤣

    • @mathu1990
      @mathu1990 3 года назад +1993

      We know what you're doing Maria, stop it!

    • @niyahn.3147
      @niyahn.3147 3 года назад +1024

      Maria how could you????

  • @fl4shi238
    @fl4shi238 3 года назад +7707

    She calls him rude, but he complimented her looks and admired her for running a business. She gave him nothing.

    • @le1690
      @le1690 3 года назад +661

      Exactly. Giving back handed compliments is not "nice".

    • @HaruKodama
      @HaruKodama 3 года назад +510

      Right? Like, I didn't expect him to say, "Oh that's cool" after finding out that she ran a business with the way he had started that whole interaction. I thought he was going to make a comment that it probably wasn't successful.
      Even her response to him complimenting her physique saying she's "yoked", wtf was that!?

    • @maysa4083
      @maysa4083 3 года назад +31

      He had nothing to show

    • @boogerbeans
      @boogerbeans 3 года назад +438

      @@maysa4083 except working out but even then she said "not much" lol she could've said oh that's cool I work out too or something cx

    • @cavalinaredorrio6276
      @cavalinaredorrio6276 3 года назад +378

      @@boogerbeans Ikr. She could've been like "oh cool I'm a trainer" or something. Like she didn't have to add the snide comments.

  • @forsakengentleman8052
    @forsakengentleman8052 3 года назад +7761

    You can't insult his gains and not be prepared for war.

    • @ConsoleControlGames
      @ConsoleControlGames 3 года назад +21

      Lololol

    • @shaneoconnor977
      @shaneoconnor977 3 года назад +193

      If he wears gym gloves like this guy it’s free game IMO

    • @dreadedduraggod2715
      @dreadedduraggod2715 3 года назад +160

      @@shaneoconnor977 😂😂 gotta admit, the fingerless gloves were egregious

    • @SEBBYHILLIAN999
      @SEBBYHILLIAN999 3 года назад +97

      If she can give it hard she can take it hard

    • @geegee_509
      @geegee_509 3 года назад +35

      To be fair, he had no gains lol

  • @albertaregional2794
    @albertaregional2794 2 года назад +1281

    She called him a short creep who is basically a wimp and says that's her being nice. You don't have to wonder why she is a single mother

    • @greasynick3041
      @greasynick3041 7 месяцев назад +32

      If she was a catch then the first guy would’ve stayed

    • @michaelturley3457
      @michaelturley3457 6 месяцев назад +33

      And then being shocked he’s mean after. Never ceases to amaze me how easily women make themselves victims. Really feels like 60% of them are undiagnosed narcissists.

    • @wickedfrigginryan4645
      @wickedfrigginryan4645 5 месяцев назад +11

      She'll be single forever. What many women don't understand is that we men can be single for years and be just fine with it, where as most women cannot be single and happy. Am I wrong?

    • @Shlankyman545
      @Shlankyman545 3 месяца назад +2

      @wickedfrigginryan4645 I’ve never met a girl post high school that wasn’t always trying to be in a relationship. It was pitiful.

    • @laughingcow1162
      @laughingcow1162 2 дня назад

      ​@wickedfrigginryan4645 I'd say you're wrong because I'm content with being single wheras every single guy I know is constantly whining about not having a girlfriend, like it's the end all be all for them.😂

  • @redman2751
    @redman2751 Год назад +730

    She’s self obsessed. As a mom she has a crap ton of pics of herself instead of her kid. Narcissist. Straight up. I’ve met and seen plenty of single moms just like this. They are all trouble.

    • @LostInTransition7
      @LostInTransition7 Год назад +33

      They are. I use to be that man that would accept a single mom and just by seeing how really narcissistic they are. I pass on that nowadays

    • @0bsmith0
      @0bsmith0 Год назад +7

      100% facts

    • @sayyadinawitch
      @sayyadinawitch Год назад +47

      I have maybe 5 pics of me with makeup on since my kid was born…he is 7. I have thousands of him. Thousands…

    • @1crusty589
      @1crusty589 Год назад +21

      @@sayyadinawitch thats cute lmao

    • @ubetydelig3065
      @ubetydelig3065 Год назад +11

      @@sayyadinawitch aww

  • @wogeibe
    @wogeibe 3 года назад +16277

    As a Dad, the fact her phone was filled with pictures of herself instead of her kid is a red flag.

    • @andrewpyrah
      @andrewpyrah 3 года назад +2689

      People take photos of what's important to them

    • @ChillWill12
      @ChillWill12 3 года назад +1609

      Veeeeeeeery good observation.

    • @Dipp3r
      @Dipp3r 3 года назад +1055

      Damn that went past my head like nothing.

    • @dylanmorgan2752
      @dylanmorgan2752 3 года назад +810

      Very true, not saying everyone should have a million pics of their kids either. But was wondering where they were when it said she was a single mum.

    • @jigsaw9749
      @jigsaw9749 3 года назад +593

      Good eye. I have been through a few mother’s phone and its filled with their kids. Each and every move if their kid.
      I have more pictures of my dog in my phone
      But he went through so many of her photos to randomly find a picture of one kid tells me she ain’t a good mother

  • @DIYGUY_TY
    @DIYGUY_TY 3 года назад +2205

    She started insulting him 1st,
    He returns the favor,
    Her: He's Rude.

    • @jamescalder5115
      @jamescalder5115 3 года назад +40

      Nah man she was “nice”

    • @zibix4562
      @zibix4562 3 года назад +126

      Women are too use to getting away with this behavior. Glad guys are starting to hit back. Pu$$y pass is real

    • @hagi991
      @hagi991 3 года назад +52

      The difference is she had zero self awareness about how rude and judgemental she was being and he is just doing it on purpose and makes it clear which is amazing. Although both are petty af which is exactly what we should have expected with the dumb format of the video. They should do this at the same time without seeing the video of the other person till after imho, would have been more honest

    • @notyourfrind9415
      @notyourfrind9415 3 года назад +66

      @@zibix4562 I'm a woman and this double standard pisses me off. This girl got everything she deserves.

    • @lemongarden3301
      @lemongarden3301 3 года назад +1

      Cause we demand respect even if we are rude bishes, it's true i admit it lol

  • @dustin0579
    @dustin0579 2 года назад +405

    "YOU GOT A WHOLE BABY?!😳" THAT LINE MATCHED WITH HIS FACE HAD ME CRYING 😂

    • @__-kb9no
      @__-kb9no 13 дней назад

      Or just the legs

  • @michaelh9649
    @michaelh9649 Год назад +85

    The fact that she thought she was being nice said everything I would need to know about her. Every one of her comments could have been spun positively, like, “Oh, cool, he seems to be dedicated to staying in shape,” but she chose to go negative. She absolutely set the tempo for that exchange.

  • @PhenylSSBU
    @PhenylSSBU 3 года назад +7072

    Girl: roasts dude
    Guy: roasts back
    Girl: *You weren’t supposed to do that*

    • @Neckro101King
      @Neckro101King 3 года назад +469

      Dude 100% I can't tell you how often I've had a girl tell me about myself even in a humor-based kind of way and I gave it back same level and then I was the asshole who didn't know how to not take it too far.
      Like I'm sorry I'm just keeping it real just as you are trying to have a fun good time and you're taking it seriously now that it's on you 😂

    • @30__
      @30__ 3 года назад +179

      Look at the comment in the original video they’re all defending the woman mostly instead of the guy

    • @wellfuckit9936
      @wellfuckit9936 3 года назад +202

      @@30__ facts most of the females and simps commenting are toxic af

    • @30__
      @30__ 3 года назад +156

      @@wellfuckit9936 Yeah, it’s mainly the white knights, soyboys, and most of the women defending it. And not aware of why he’s saying that stuff. They’re not comprehending the whole situation. Lmao.

    • @XTesT15X
      @XTesT15X 3 года назад +118

      The lack of self awareness. "I was nice to yeooouu" :'( Get aaaallll the way out of here.

  • @christophermurdock7320
    @christophermurdock7320 3 года назад +3171

    One of my bros once told me "There's No such thing as creepy, just unequal sexual interest. If she's attracted to you, she'll make excuses for your creepiness"... I felt that 😂

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 3 года назад +160

      Poetry

    • @natsudragneel-ir7sr
      @natsudragneel-ir7sr 3 года назад +249

      That is an interesting take on it. Everything is a matter of perspective, I suppose he is right. Two people can do the same thing and get different reaction because people's perpective on them is different.

    • @matthattermatador4595
      @matthattermatador4595 3 года назад +87

      Goddamn... that’s gotta be the truth bomb of the year so far

    • @agathachris9722
      @agathachris9722 3 года назад +72

      No matter how hot the guy is, creepy behavior is creepy behavior.

    • @MyZombieCakes
      @MyZombieCakes 3 года назад +232

      @@agathachris9722 HAHAHAHAH you're dreaming

  • @thelastmotel
    @thelastmotel 2 года назад +216

    Way back, like 2006, I was talking to some girl on a dating site, and, unprompted and unasked for, she sent me an avalanche of nudes, and then immediately asked me out. I was like, "No thanks. I don't think we'd get on."... she blew up, raged at me for 3 straight minutes, then told me to delete those photos she'd sent, as I "didn't deserve them". When I told her that I deleted them as soon as I got them, as I wasn't interested, I think she had an stroke, as she stopped being able to type properly, and it was just dozen garbled messages, before I blocked her.

    • @franzwagner387
      @franzwagner387 2 года назад +15

      Wow man what a crazy story

    • @n.5103
      @n.5103 Год назад +8

      LMAO

    • @TheDarkNinja7
      @TheDarkNinja7 Год назад +14

      Yep, Sounds about right. You’d be surprised at how many of them are that way. lol

    • @darthyvardyreal
      @darthyvardyreal Год назад

      Ah cause you smashed already

    • @ticket2heavenn
      @ticket2heavenn Год назад

      Damn crazy to think how longs women have been sluts… the beginning? Seems like it

  • @BeeBeBees
    @BeeBeBees 7 месяцев назад +21

    The fact he didn't even know she had a kid is a MASSIVE red flag.

  • @wagagagaggag
    @wagagagaggag 3 года назад +3832

    If she thinks she was being “nice”, that’s probably why she is a single mom.

  • @TheDarkNinja7
    @TheDarkNinja7 3 года назад +8543

    She may be a trainer but usually trainers don't emasculate people who are trying to improve themselves. She is insecure and projecting on him.

    • @Darth_Anomalous
      @Darth_Anomalous 3 года назад +848

      @@03wasteman Just the read the comment and move on. Stop being hurt.

    • @Ana-ek1hv
      @Ana-ek1hv 3 года назад +56

      She just say the truth

    • @jbaketkd
      @jbaketkd 3 года назад +8

      Yup

    • @AHondaCivicEX
      @AHondaCivicEX 3 года назад +59

      @@Ana-ek1hv who knows?
      its not like hes swole and ripped/shredded, or slim, you could say he's lean at best

    • @jzwalz51robin45
      @jzwalz51robin45 3 года назад +140

      @@Ana-ek1hv And the truth could also be about HER being a single mother (too much responsibility for a man to take on).

  • @kimm5458
    @kimm5458 4 месяца назад +15

    The audacity she had to call him rude after she repeatedly put him down for no good reason is outrageous

  • @j.alvarez4359
    @j.alvarez4359 10 месяцев назад +26

    Single parent is a Saved Game that the other person didnt want to finish it and left mid game

  • @Naptural85
    @Naptural85 3 года назад +10405

    “You gotta whole baby or just the legs?!”😂😂🤣💀💀💀💀

  • @chitownbob9714
    @chitownbob9714 2 года назад +7077

    She has two thousand pictures of herself, and one of her baby.
    What a great mom!

    • @A_YouTube_Commenter
      @A_YouTube_Commenter 2 года назад +204

      Telling.

    • @billyin4c514
      @billyin4c514 2 года назад +61

      Yep, she's narcissistic, young, and full of sexual desire,. The same thing she did to be a single mother, is exactly the thing that she's going to do again. She's going to let her vanity and her sexuality control her, hook up with a guy who's only interested in sleeping with her, and get pregnant again, and get left again.

    • @DTreatz
      @DTreatz 2 года назад +71

      @@billyin4c514 Imagine a world where a society just lets that happen lmao
      enjoy the decline I guess.

    • @metalheadjake3339
      @metalheadjake3339 2 года назад +199

      I know two women who are my sisters friends who are like this. Treated their kids as minor characters in their life whilst spending all their time online. Not surprisingly both women have had their kids taken away because of neglect. Social media is breeding Narcissism and a "Everything is about me" mindset

    • @MikeThePike316
      @MikeThePike316 2 года назад +31

      Or she prefers to keep it private.

  • @WorthlessDeadEnd
    @WorthlessDeadEnd 8 месяцев назад +47

    She didn't like that he wasn't fawning over her. He wasn't feeding her narcissistic supply.

  • @WhyYoutubeWhy
    @WhyYoutubeWhy 6 месяцев назад +6

    Having pictures of yourself is much better than to have picture of other guys/girls.

    • @sukmynut
      @sukmynut 5 месяцев назад

      😂 a bunch of naked pic of yourself mean you are a narcissist having pic of girl as a man Means you are into women stop being foolish.

    • @sukmynut
      @sukmynut 5 месяцев назад

      If he had nothing but pics of him in underwear she would automatically call him a narcissist.

  • @HabibAbdellatifi
    @HabibAbdellatifi 3 года назад +2742

    Basically, she hates when he acts like her?
    Who's surprised?

    • @zacharyhonachi2166
      @zacharyhonachi2166 3 года назад +176

      Pretty much sounds like she hates herself deep down and is projecting her insecurities on him. Both kinda petty so whatever on that.

    • @HabibAbdellatifi
      @HabibAbdellatifi 3 года назад +168

      @@zacharyhonachi2166 yep, they are petty but i wont blame the guy because she started it when it wasnt needed

    • @bababamooo906
      @bababamooo906 3 года назад +90

      She is so arrogant.

    • @HabibAbdellatifi
      @HabibAbdellatifi 3 года назад +87

      @@zacharyhonachi2166 no, that’a absolutely not the same.
      He’s also petty yeah, but he’s answering back to her jabs, she did that when it wasnt needed at all

    • @HabibAbdellatifi
      @HabibAbdellatifi 3 года назад +67

      @@bababamooo906 she’s the perfect example of the good looking girl who got way too many likes and thinks she’s incredible

  • @BanditoBurrito
    @BanditoBurrito 3 года назад +2637

    "He's short, creepy, doesn't look fit, and works out incorrectly"
    "Oh she's a single mom? No I wouldn't date her"
    "Omg I was sooo nice to him!!!"

    • @christopherroberts2423
      @christopherroberts2423 3 года назад +340

      Every single mom ever

    • @imhere3823
      @imhere3823 3 года назад +33

      I think he makes excuses to get out from the situation. If i was there, i would say that tooto make it easier

    • @theroachden6195
      @theroachden6195 3 года назад +101

      Yeah he said she was hot but he just wouldn't date a single mom. He could've smoked her talking about her sexy pictures.

    • @arizonachronicsmoker
      @arizonachronicsmoker 3 года назад +23

      @Felicia Wu the fuck are you talking about lol? I almost want to agree minus the fat part I don't think that lady was fat at all but idk what you mean as forever victims if you can explain because inreally don't know what you mean by that, I've never heard that term before.

    • @yashchopra1028
      @yashchopra1028 3 года назад +1

      @Felicia Wu lets say ugh together !! " ughhhhh"

  • @RPBiohazard
    @RPBiohazard 7 месяцев назад +9

    "charge your phone" is legendary,
    Man they ruined this so hard by showing him first. I bet he would have liked her a lot otherwise

  • @idkman2143
    @idkman2143 Год назад +38

    Honestly even as a girl ( I’m like really short) I’ve gotten rejected over my height and have had people make comments about it a lot. It absolutely sucks I know as a girl I can get away with my height but I can’t even imagine how guy must feel hearing comments about his height. Absolutely shitty feeling

    • @limitspace5150
      @limitspace5150 9 месяцев назад

      How tall are you?

    • @idkman2143
      @idkman2143 9 месяцев назад

      @@limitspace5150 5ft

    • @rooknado
      @rooknado 29 дней назад

      ZERO percent chance you were rejected for your height. I don't know why they told you that, nor why you are gullible enough to believe as such. No discredit to you, just very much so the obvious truth.

    • @idkman2143
      @idkman2143 29 дней назад

      @@limitspace5150 I’m about 4”10

    • @rooknado
      @rooknado 29 дней назад

      @@idkman2143 I’m telling you they are lying about the reason that is a ridiculous and hilarious reason. I am also suggesting that you are naive for really believing that. It is no slight to you, I’m sure you are a wonderful person. It’s just that whoever rejected you did not seem to think so… but perhaps did not want to hurt your feelings and did it in a way an immature teenager would: lying about a weird, unrelated thing. So I ask you “what was hard to understand from what I said?”

  • @alessandrozuffi5068
    @alessandrozuffi5068 3 года назад +2933

    When she said she was nice to him I thought "jesus christ, what happens when you're not nice then?!". He dodged a bullet.

    • @dark_regent2151
      @dark_regent2151 3 года назад +102

      Lmao if he really wanted to destroy her he could of said dam maybe there is a reason why your single 🤣 jk

    • @anotherbigfootwithinternet2147
      @anotherbigfootwithinternet2147 3 года назад +62

      He got the dub. She prolly gonna be those crazy cat ladies

    • @dark_regent2151
      @dark_regent2151 3 года назад +1

      @Ayooluwa Omitola the guy in the video ?

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio 3 года назад +25

      No wonder the dad's not around

    • @rejectionistmanifesto8836
      @rejectionistmanifesto8836 3 года назад +38

      Men with self respect never tolerate women with such disgusting attitudes as this one.

  • @Mgtow_Monk
    @Mgtow_Monk 3 года назад +1398

    Her: "I found lots of screen shots of naked women on his phone."
    Him: "I found lots of screen shots of a naked woman on her phone too."

    • @loribaum7777
      @loribaum7777 3 года назад +30

      😂😂😂

    • @TheCullousus
      @TheCullousus 3 года назад +146

      And a WHOLE BABY

    • @anevilrotisserie9136
      @anevilrotisserie9136 3 года назад +26

      I would have checked the time stamp to see if they are before or after her kid and see if they were for the baby Daddy... after the baby.

    • @TrueRattlehead
      @TrueRattlehead 3 года назад +4

      @@anevilrotisserie9136 it was before. At least that's how the cut sequenced it

    • @denbertwhite
      @denbertwhite 3 года назад +1

      1000 likes!! I did it!!

  • @adeniyiadetayo5103
    @adeniyiadetayo5103 Год назад +78

    If you hit low, he's short he naturally hits lower

    • @shanti3778
      @shanti3778 Месяц назад

      😭😭😭😭comment of 2023

  • @TrojanAtTheGates
    @TrojanAtTheGates 5 месяцев назад +11

    She didn't want him as much as her baby daddy didn't want her.

  • @aetos1134
    @aetos1134 3 года назад +11065

    Chloe is a prime example of a woman expecting empathy that she herself could not provide. she had no problem body-shaming him on his muscles, height and his appearance she doesn't even blink or consider what she is saying to him but when she is even slightly critiqued it he's being judgemental GTFOH with that.

    • @NovaSage
      @NovaSage 3 года назад +1466

      Body shaming is only wrong when men do it apparently.

    • @256alexdt
      @256alexdt 3 года назад +874

      @@NovaSage dingdingding we have a winner ....When I was on dating app I remember girl putting "If you don't put your height in your profile I'm not answering" ... Imagine putting these kind of comment in a men profile "If you don't put your breast size and weight in your profile I won't answer you"... no one would answer you.

    • @mattnoonan6519
      @mattnoonan6519 3 года назад +249

      It’s also the fact that she could basically vocalize her thoughts, like she was scrolling normally, but was then confronted about her thoughts. I mean, she did it to herself while emasculating himself.

    • @DC-qk8ue
      @DC-qk8ue 3 года назад +446

      This is a prime example of how women think men are beneath them and their ego inflates their own perception of their value. Oh yeah, don’t hold a female accountable either cause she’ll deflect by all means. Modern women for ya.

    • @benjaminjohnson6940
      @benjaminjohnson6940 3 года назад +29

      EXACTLY!

  • @emekaamerican863
    @emekaamerican863 3 года назад +4179

    I ain't mad that she was judging his phone being petty but it's crazy how she's upset now that he's being petty instead of being a good little boy. Lol this was funny.

    • @ChristopherCricketWallace
      @ChristopherCricketWallace 3 года назад +310

      the double standards are real. Some people just think soooo highly of themselves and they look down on nearly everyone else. She was raised wrong. Plain and single. She was super hypocritical amd fully unaware of it.

    • @mello6311
      @mello6311 3 года назад +81

      @@WrathofFenrir99 I mean if he had that option I feel like he would have taken it but this was a blind date *and* it was for a video. They kinda had no choice but to go along with it since they were probs getting paid and all that. And either way, he knew he was on camera and this was being uploaded to a very popular channel on RUclips so he decided he wasn't gonna be made a fool of in front of a large virtual audience and clapped back. If this was irl and it was just them I'm sure either of them woulda just walked away from this hilarious disaster. And she came off with negative energy right off the bat anyway so I consider it retribution for him.
      I see your point and even agree, just can't really apply it here in this scenario.

    • @JahmBProducts
      @JahmBProducts 3 года назад +18

      Don't ya love it? This is what guys gotta deal with 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @TheJarlath9
      @TheJarlath9 3 года назад

      @@ChristopherCricketWallace wahaha plain and single rolf

    • @emmanueldamilare211
      @emmanueldamilare211 3 года назад +1

      @@WrathofFenrir99 NOPE. Jesus didn't say that.

  • @cordellrobb8456
    @cordellrobb8456 11 месяцев назад +13

    "Your batterys low as fuck." 🤣 Subscribed right there. On weekend sleepovers we would watch Showtime at the Apollo and watch people come on stage with their hopes and dreams get heckled, never got old.
    Thank You!

  • @natashaevans6379
    @natashaevans6379 2 года назад +33

    Thank you for the laughs and vibes guys! Y'all really cheer me up when I'm down

    • @lubnan08
      @lubnan08 10 месяцев назад +3

      Same

    • @HFFCANADA
      @HFFCANADA 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@lubnan08Especially Preach laughing. Very entertaining individual's

  • @Patrick2345454
    @Patrick2345454 3 года назад +1941

    "She's got a whole baby!?"
    King Solomon has entered the chat.

  • @cesttmoii
    @cesttmoii 3 года назад +734

    She's like "he's so judgy😅" like sis... you had it coming...

    • @eug504ene
      @eug504ene 3 года назад +26

      For real 😂

    • @paulsciria8921
      @paulsciria8921 3 года назад

      True

    • @HaruKodama
      @HaruKodama 3 года назад +6

      I was honestly hoping he WOULDN'T do the same to her, just to make her look that much worse

    • @ReggieNoble637
      @ReggieNoble637 3 года назад +2

      Can't portray yourself as above others and then demand respect in return.

    • @notsure1350
      @notsure1350 3 года назад +10

      @@ReggieNoble637 portray, not betray. That is all. Have a nice day.

  • @Lynxow
    @Lynxow Год назад +27

    I LOVE AUSTIN his energy is amazing and hes not afraid to be petty i love it.

  • @alexiscarte5044
    @alexiscarte5044 7 месяцев назад +6

    I wouldn't date a single dad unlesd we were both in our 40s and a second marriage. Young men with baby mamas are more likely to make you one

  • @marymoore3585
    @marymoore3585 3 года назад +3920

    As a woman, I really enjoyed his pettiness. She deserved everything she got.

    • @redpillsatori3020
      @redpillsatori3020 3 года назад +111

      @I Dk ..totally! I hate all these "as a fill-in-the-blank" comments on YT. people need to f off with they identity politics.

    • @marymoore3585
      @marymoore3585 3 года назад +74

      @I Dk that's true. In this society, I just tend to point out that all women don't do this ish, and some of us laugh when they don't get their way

    • @benjaminroman916
      @benjaminroman916 3 года назад +109

      I hate people that can dish it but can't take it. She's one of those and probably thought he wouldn't dare to reciprocate the favor.

    • @user-sj5rb7dc3c
      @user-sj5rb7dc3c 3 года назад +20

      @I Dk I agree but perhaps Mary posted this to show that women should be treated equally as men in these type of situations so she posting this was a way to kind of be fair and demonstrate that.

    • @redpillsatori3020
      @redpillsatori3020 3 года назад +14

      @@user-sj5rb7dc3c ..nah bro, whenever a woman says “as a woman” online she’s looking for validation and attention merely for being a woman. I guarantee it.

  • @billyjack95
    @billyjack95 3 года назад +4414

    This man grabbed her phone and an apron and started cooking her XD

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 3 года назад +46

      💯😭😭

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 3 года назад +161

      Well can’t say she didn’t have it coming

    • @HighwayDrive717
      @HighwayDrive717 3 года назад +47

      But he didn’t eat her though, dang it.

    • @secretceo6491
      @secretceo6491 3 года назад +11

      LMAO!🤣😂🤣

    • @billyjack95
      @billyjack95 3 года назад +38

      @@HighwayDrive717 🤣🤣🤣 that boy made a meal and didn’t eat

  • @charliegroves6139
    @charliegroves6139 2 месяца назад +3

    Honestly these guys are the funniest fuckers going. Just watching them break down in laughter cheers me up immensely. 10 out of 10 funny men keep it up

    • @charliegroves6139
      @charliegroves6139 2 месяца назад

      I've spent the last couple days in stitches watching these

  • @Keller5327LV
    @Keller5327LV 5 месяцев назад +15

    "You got a whole baby?" It's just the funniest shit ever

  • @LotsOfLancelot
    @LotsOfLancelot 3 года назад +772

    She was so unaware of herself that she called him rude. Lol. You go low, we go lower!

    • @bruisedthighsxx
      @bruisedthighsxx 3 года назад +60

      she was literally a bitch on the spot man 💀

    • @jameshyde022
      @jameshyde022 3 года назад +29

      The self awareness of a dung beetle.

    • @dapras
      @dapras 3 года назад +26

      She will forever be single

    • @pathetic2399
      @pathetic2399 3 года назад +21

      “I was so nice to you” lol

    • @emilytreu2312
      @emilytreu2312 3 года назад +32

      I mean what if turned out to be a really cool dude. She totally fucked that up lmao “why aren’t there good guys anymore?!? “ cus you’re a bitch

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC 3 года назад +3627

    He's not even short, he's average height lmao

    • @awywb4h986
      @awywb4h986 3 года назад +602

      Shes above average for a girl and complaining bout an average boy lmao

    • @CB-rv2lj
      @CB-rv2lj 3 года назад +493

      Girls love going after dudes height. They know it gets under their skin if theyre not 6' or taller for some guys and its just bogus.

    • @jabaricrewsellis8740
      @jabaricrewsellis8740 3 года назад +440

      @@awywb4h986 yet her personality is below average

    • @peachywe4310
      @peachywe4310 3 года назад +183

      Nigga two inches taller than me lmaoo. He’s fine

    • @st4rpt_603
      @st4rpt_603 3 года назад +185

      I tell you one thing that is not average, his pettiness because boy oh boy he went in on her and it was amazing hahaha

  • @Krs55
    @Krs55 Год назад +10

    This is one of the greatest train wrecks I have seen in a RUclips video and your commentary guys made it that much better. Man the pettiness on display is stuff of legends.

  • @NateSmith87
    @NateSmith87 Год назад +2

    Specifically came here just for the "You're short. Well, you're a single mom" part. Fatality.

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 3 года назад +1539

    "I was really nice to him."
    Sure you were, Chloe. Sure you were. 😏

    • @jameshyde022
      @jameshyde022 3 года назад +73

      bruh, the sick thing is that she may have been spitting her nice game. Imagine when she tries to savage dudes.

    • @indianspartan76
      @indianspartan76 3 года назад +20

      I think she was doing the Trump thing where some dude told him to not insult people's looks and he said, "oh please, I haven't done it to you, and there's plenty of material there."

    • @indianspartan76
      @indianspartan76 3 года назад +13

      I think she really thought, "let me throw jabs, but hold the Haymakers." He, however, went in swinging.

    • @MrInsertyn
      @MrInsertyn 3 года назад +22

      She was straight up savage the entire time. Damn, I don't even want to know how she speaks about people off-camera.

    •  3 года назад +4

      Lol bih WHERE

  • @Cee-G
    @Cee-G 3 года назад +4386

    She was self-entitled, judgemental and narcissistic af towards him but hey, the guy gave a taste of her own medicine. Not everyone, will take the high ground for a stranger.

    • @brumby92
      @brumby92 3 года назад +26

      Thanks Will

    • @UnitedPacci
      @UnitedPacci 3 года назад +268

      This is how the average unattractive women are on dating sites.

    • @Neckro101King
      @Neckro101King 3 года назад +168

      @JAYLEE FARLEY not really man I have a screenshots of so much garbage that I forgot to delete that it doesn't even matter that's how most people are with screenshots

    • @jaywbell2002
      @jaywbell2002 3 года назад +42

      @JAYLEE FARLEY the screenshots of women was a bit weird but it's not like he had them liked or in a special playlist he isn't intentionally trying to save them and fetishise them it just takes to much work to delete girls send cute pics of guys all the time dude's do the same but the average guy find way more women attractive than the average girl so we tend to send each other a broader scale of photos

    • @custardavenger
      @custardavenger 3 года назад +87

      She thought she was being really subtle. She assessed him and wrote him of early then made little jabs that she thought he wouldn't understand. He did go full petty after though.

  • @MrsGator7
    @MrsGator7 4 месяца назад +3

    I’m an old white lady from the south. This video made me laugh so hard, I blew water out my nose. The guys pettiness was next level! 😂

  • @chisengakim6827
    @chisengakim6827 Год назад +4

    He literally did the "when they go low, I go lowerrr" 😂😂😂😂😭💀

  • @thelimey351
    @thelimey351 3 года назад +2065

    It’s funny how she thinks he is being harsher on her than she was on him - the levels of entitlement and delusion she has are extraordinary.

    • @SISTEMAQ
      @SISTEMAQ 3 года назад +157

      Women can't handle equality

    • @Superbatmanbro
      @Superbatmanbro 3 года назад +61

      @@SISTEMAQ exactly brother Women can’t handle the truth even though they say they can

    • @sumrose7972
      @sumrose7972 3 года назад +47

      @@Superbatmanbro always exception guys.. we are out there. We can recognize the b.s of this girl, she sucks. ;)

    • @lilysbox2139
      @lilysbox2139 3 года назад +11

      I think when he text those ppl for her.. that's the one harsher.. but she was mocking him bad

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 3 года назад +15

      I think you could say he was harsher. But you can't say she wasn't harsh.

  • @proid1296
    @proid1296 3 года назад +1916

    "you got a whole baby?" needs to be a meme, I'm losing my shit

  • @teezwilliams22
    @teezwilliams22 Год назад +11

    Bro absolutely flamed her!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @devoncrosson7159
    @devoncrosson7159 4 месяца назад +3

    "Can I interest you in some fornication?" 😂😂 that's actually a great line!

  • @Mvrge
    @Mvrge 3 года назад +900

    she's tripping, props to dude for matching that energy

    • @Superbatmanbro
      @Superbatmanbro 3 года назад +14

      🤣🤣💪 that during made me laugh hard
      Watching the whole video 😂 mad respect to the dude

    • @xlucid_t
      @xlucid_t 3 года назад +1

      on me he killed that shit

  • @Chadules
    @Chadules 3 года назад +1382

    “Would you ever date a woman with a kid?” No. “Why not?” No one is ever happy to be the stepdad.

    • @drippeeboye607
      @drippeeboye607 3 года назад +281

      also cuz he's like 18 or 19. He's still got a shot at life, not saying having a kid automatically means yo life is over. Its just that not having one, opens up ALOT of freedoms

    • @SynterraSteen
      @SynterraSteen 3 года назад +67

      @@drippeeboye607 very true. Things get harder when you have to find a babysitter

    • @beedebawng2556
      @beedebawng2556 3 года назад +29

      But at least 50% are happy to walk away from the kids they helped create.

    • @edsloan8535
      @edsloan8535 3 года назад +113

      Society usually blames the guy but sometimes the woman drives them off and the guy leaves to avoid an eventual charge.

    • @TheTeresamori
      @TheTeresamori 3 года назад +33

      If a man says no why even ask any further. This makes no sense.

  • @RedDirt_Cowboy
    @RedDirt_Cowboy 6 месяцев назад +3

    short king got his feelings all the way hurt lmao

  • @mikeg3728
    @mikeg3728 2 года назад +10

    I worked out for a few years in my 20's. The quality and type of girl who was attracted to me at the time was shallow and/or stupid. I stopped working out partly due to that. She's just proof of that. She's very shallow and self-entitled and self-absorbed. She talks about what she does or does not want in a date in the way one might assess what steak they want to eat.

  • @Ugenesis2010
    @Ugenesis2010 2 года назад +3606

    The fact that she thought she was nice is the crazy part. She literally said "he has the weirdest shit in here." "He screenshots everything and it's a slight bit creepy" "he looks cuter in his hinge profile then he does in his personal selfies" "post the best work out video"
    SHE DEFINITELY SET THE TONE!!

    • @novber01
      @novber01 2 года назад +165

      best part of all that was she said she was nice to him, and then shortly after admitted to being mean to him.

    • @BrandonWest87
      @BrandonWest87 2 года назад +90

      @@novber01 She had no idea what she was, lmao

    • @koreancowboy42
      @koreancowboy42 2 года назад +3

      Lol also she has photos of herself showing ass and bikini and what not

    • @BrandonWest87
      @BrandonWest87 2 года назад +63

      @@koreancowboy42 Right? “Rules for thee, but not for me”. If the dude had risqué photos of himself on his phone, she would have called him a complete creep

    • @hunterhall1575
      @hunterhall1575 2 года назад +33

      Novber
      Yeah it’s never a good idea to expect self awareness from females

  • @BoneheadPlays
    @BoneheadPlays 8 месяцев назад +33

    She emasculated him in every damn way 😂 she brought up his physique, height, EVERYTHING 💀 he was definitely hella petty but I can’t really blame him for how brutal she was. She set the bar for sure.
    I’d hate to see her bad side if that was “really nice” in her words lol.
    I think they got some similarities and if they could put the pettiness aside they actually got some chemistry imo, kind of telling that he was willing to go on another date after all that but she wasn’t, i hope they both did some self-reflection.

  • @assplundah
    @assplundah Год назад +9

    Hey guys, I’m an Australian from Irish descent, so I appreciated you not mentioning our penchant for drunken stand-up, bare-knuckle fights at weddings, funerals, Christmas & just about any other time the situation arises. Cheers guys, the rapport you have is hilarious!😂

    • @ryanbrown5846
      @ryanbrown5846 Год назад +1

      If somebody didn't get knocked out was it really a family function?

  • @shellbeeforreal3915
    @shellbeeforreal3915 3 года назад +662

    She literally was NOT nice like wtf?! Girl bye. Don’t dish it and be unable to take it.

    • @VanityEvolved
      @VanityEvolved 3 года назад +52

      Translation: "I didn't call him a manlet, I just called him short and ugly. That WAS me being nice."

    • @Violexie-wb7op
      @Violexie-wb7op 3 года назад +6

      Thank you!

    • @Ntwister
      @Ntwister 3 года назад +11

      dont mind sass. but hypocrisy i hate.

  • @nathanaelpierre9439
    @nathanaelpierre9439 3 года назад +1791

    This man is the embodiment of "and I took that personally".

    • @kg4434
      @kg4434 3 года назад +127

      *Drops 50 points on her head

    • @CT-yr8ph
      @CT-yr8ph 3 года назад +141

      He became a demon as soon as he got the phone

    • @coach_p23
      @coach_p23 3 года назад +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 accurate AF

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 3 года назад +75

      @@CT-yr8ph hey she had it coming

    • @CT-yr8ph
      @CT-yr8ph 3 года назад +13

      @@marlom7882 most definitely

  • @spectech73
    @spectech73 Год назад +27

    Before I was married, I was at a charity event. I was single at the time and I was chatting with a very lovely young lady. We definitely hit it off and things were going very well. A few hours into the evening, she felt comfortable enough to tell me that she had a 4 year old son. At that moment something inside me broke down. I no longer wanted anything to do with her. No longer saw her as a hot babe. All I could see is someones mom. I made up a lame excuse and left without even saying goodbye. I learned a lot about myself that night.

    • @socer451
      @socer451 Год назад +2

      Y’a bro what you think about it now?

  • @kryptikknowledge1501
    @kryptikknowledge1501 Год назад +5

    As a Short Jester i applaud this guy! What a legend 😂😂😂 also you 2 honestly kill me!

  • @jem7music256
    @jem7music256 3 года назад +1842

    This was just a petty competition, I actually forgot it was a blind date

    • @richardnash6111
      @richardnash6111 3 года назад +46

      tbf so did they. apparently

    • @Himawariyoung
      @Himawariyoung 3 года назад +82

      My thoughts exactly. She definitely set the dynamic though. I couldn’t imagine it going any other way.

    • @beastmasterbg
      @beastmasterbg 3 года назад +17

      roasting session xD

    • @jormungandr4690
      @jormungandr4690 3 года назад +8

      Blind date in 2021

    • @haventchangedmypfpsince2009
      @haventchangedmypfpsince2009 3 года назад +2

      People are so used to being rejected and insecure about their own game that all they know how to do is accept defeat before even attempting to flirt.

  • @trevorjohnson6391
    @trevorjohnson6391 9 месяцев назад +2

    A woman's worst enemy is her reflection.

  • @trevorfornash23
    @trevorfornash23 Год назад +3

    Last minute was the best. Describes how 90% of people think. People think they/we can know someone in such a short time. Don’t forget just you don’t agree doesn’t mean you can’t be friends. Some of the best friendships or relationships come out of differing opinions.

  • @lucretiasaywat9397
    @lucretiasaywat9397 3 года назад +4697

    Chloe: spends her portion of the date blatantly throwing shade, insulting him from the jump, calling him creepy, short, weak, all while knowing he's observing.
    Austin: rightfully and righteously trolls her rude ass..
    "Ugh, I was nice to him."
    Sugar.. where?? 👀

    • @lifewithceecee9035
      @lifewithceecee9035 3 года назад +69

      😂😂😂

    • @ReggieNoble637
      @ReggieNoble637 3 года назад +372

      She's definitely in her own world and no one else matters.

    • @polus134
      @polus134 3 года назад +47

      Spot on

    • @yeahyukerson4511
      @yeahyukerson4511 3 года назад +96

      don't talk shit, don't get "hit",

    • @choosetolivefree
      @choosetolivefree 3 года назад +176

      Standard inflated self value for females in this digital world. Thirsty dudes drool over this average at best female because she's willing to show her ass in a thong

  • @smusky4643
    @smusky4643 2 года назад +2350

    Her: "You're short."
    Him: "Theres shorter woman I can get with. You're a single mom. Good luck!"

    • @SpartanMGTOW1
      @SpartanMGTOW1 2 года назад +191

      How can she call him “short” if he’s 5’9 😳 these women too lucky that we men settle for them, they are mostly more smaller then men, and we don’t care about that!

    • @LivenSixtyFive
      @LivenSixtyFive 2 года назад +78

      Shes 3/4th of an inch taller than him. Shes not really that taller than him.

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 2 года назад +64

      @@LivenSixtyFive that? U know how tiny a inch is? If we got 5 woman and asked to tell these guys height 5”9 5”11 6”1 6”2 they wouldn’t tell the difference. Btw I’m agreeing with you

    • @kira111a4
      @kira111a4 2 года назад

      she can get %80 men.

    • @damienchall8297
      @damienchall8297 2 года назад +7

      @@LivenSixtyFive then add heels to her and she is 6 foot

  • @haji818721
    @haji818721 Год назад +4

    She saying her phone is mild compared to his and then she has those selfies? That guy was hilarious. I think she missed out on a fun date. One of my favorite videos.

    • @Shlankyman545
      @Shlankyman545 5 месяцев назад

      There are selfies, and then there are amateur modeling shots of her half naked.

  • @sodaPapa7176
    @sodaPapa7176 2 года назад +6

    I'm proud of this king for getting his get back

  • @mybestnugget7514
    @mybestnugget7514 3 года назад +4182

    Her attraction to him actually *increased* when he started roasting her

    • @lioness4834
      @lioness4834 3 года назад +325

      🤣🤣 I hate that I've seen this be true.
      To be fair, it's the challenge of winning them over, and it not being an easy catch. They'll get bored if they catch them, and move on to the next "challenge".

    • @justinrydar4253
      @justinrydar4253 3 года назад +77

      Nice nug bro

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron 3 года назад +117

      it's signalling. less worth.
      easy. tournament species.
      it's why they fall for psychos too.

    • @yogotheomnigod9175
      @yogotheomnigod9175 3 года назад +12

      @@VengefulPolititron can you elaborate? I don’t understand

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron 3 года назад +148

      @@yogotheomnigod9175
      animals either are Pair Bonding (2 similar body types, that mate for life)
      or... Tournament Species...
      (either the male or female is large and stronger.. and much different looking)
      humans are emotionally pair bonding.. but physically driven to get the most mates as possible
      the alpha hippo.. gets all 54 female hippos
      the alpha gorilla.. gets all 8 females..
      humans fall for the same things.. even though we know better and are more than animals.
      all girls look for the top 10-20% of strongest and most brutal guys.
      *it's all genetics.. that is exacerbated by social nonsense. *
      girls want a guy that is better than them. if they guy acts like he's better (and meets their requirements) they believe he is better than them.
      if he is nice to them.. they see him as less than her. lower. and not worth it. most people are not aware of themselves and don't have healthy relationships

  • @geekxsir3610
    @geekxsir3610 3 года назад +1764

    As a short guy I approve of his petty. Also the double standard is nuts. She got about a hundred sexy selfies, but dudes do that and it’s “he’s a pervert”. Good point Aba.

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 3 года назад +76

      She gotta man jaw

    • @vanillakilla23
      @vanillakilla23 3 года назад +184

      As a relatively tall dude, these women ain’t doing anyone a favor by discriminating guys below 6 feet and treating them like shit. I’m glad the dude checked her back.

    • @princeazaiah8679
      @princeazaiah8679 3 года назад +15

      @@lockandloadlikehell i thought only I noticed LOL

    • @Myemnhk
      @Myemnhk 3 года назад +30

      @@lockandloadlikehell she got a whole man body lmfao

    • @armoriya
      @armoriya 3 года назад +12

      @@lockandloadlikehell she could pull a trailer with it, that’s for sure.

  • @christopherhorton4034
    @christopherhorton4034 Год назад +5

    I love that 11:11 was the most replayed

  • @amberinthebox4462
    @amberinthebox4462 4 месяца назад +2

    As a fellow single mom... ur lucky if someone wants to step in and be with u. So dont act like a dudes a loser cus ur better then him at something. Ur supposed to attract a good man. Even if ur stronger then the dude. And u can help him get as fit as u. Them tall girls look cute with a short king

  • @AsumanMotivations
    @AsumanMotivations 3 года назад +2439

    "You got a whole baby?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    This dude was amazed at how a baby mama could have so much expectations and entitlement.

    • @e.l.2734
      @e.l.2734 3 года назад +54

      Tbf her body also doesn't look like it just popped out a baby at all but yes.

    • @algrande2841
      @algrande2841 3 года назад +133

      They always do. Just had to ghost a single mom yesterday. Brat entitlement beyond.

    • @monicacreator3168
      @monicacreator3168 2 года назад +12

      If you ghost someone, it means you were talking to them no?

    • @nathanbeales8900
      @nathanbeales8900 2 года назад +31

      when someone constantly takes selfies you know they're narcissistic because they can't stop looking at themselves

    • @c.c.c2062
      @c.c.c2062 2 года назад +4

      @@nathanbeales8900 oh thank god I don’t take selfie’s I just don’t see the point in just having a bunch of pictures of myself in my phone lol

  • @padraigmurphy3540
    @padraigmurphy3540 3 года назад +816

    First thing he says now that the tables are turned: "Your battery's low as fuck. Charge your phone."
    Dead lol.

    • @SinfulMustard
      @SinfulMustard 3 года назад +12

      I read this comment right as he said it 🤣💀

    • @honeybadger5633
      @honeybadger5633 3 года назад +6

      Yeah he sure tried. Didn't work tho

    • @padraigmurphy3540
      @padraigmurphy3540 3 года назад +52

      @@honeybadger5633 tried what? The only thing he tried to do was troll her, and he knocked that out of the park lol. You sound a whole ass combination of bitter, fragile, and insecure 🤣🤣🤣

    • @username3xpunged750
      @username3xpunged750 3 года назад +10

      He came out the gate hot! Had me rolling for a solid minute.

    • @kingbucketz182
      @kingbucketz182 3 года назад +17

      He dodged a bullet. She was a single mom. The fuck all the way out of here with that garbage. Go find the father and work it out.

  • @xitaris5981
    @xitaris5981 10 месяцев назад +3

    This girl was super judgey about his physique and his training then touting the fact that she's a trainer, but she had a pretty average physique herself. She had low body-fat, but that's the bare minimum for someone who calls themselves a trainer.. If anything she looked skinny-fat.
    Fun fact: I recently heard there's a medical term for skinny-fat and it's an actual problem where people have "Healthy" BMI's (because BMI's are nearly worthless), but they still have the negative health impacts of obesity.

  • @dagu44
    @dagu44 Год назад +6

    This video is one of the best videos on whole youtube !!😂😂🙌🏼

  • @danparish1344
    @danparish1344 3 года назад +485

    She’s super insecure. She would rather publicly bash someone and pretend to be too good for him than be rejected.

    • @BigfootUnibrowMan
      @BigfootUnibrowMan 3 года назад +42

      Of course she is insecure. Not even her own baby daddy wants her lol

    • @scarlesbarkley9186
      @scarlesbarkley9186 3 года назад +2

      No if she was used to being rejected she wouldn’t be this extreme I think she hasn’t been rejected enough

    • @rickyrunks510
      @rickyrunks510 3 года назад +2

      @@scarlesbarkley9186 And... he wasnt about to reject her.

    • @Tridd666
      @Tridd666 3 года назад +13

      @@BigfootUnibrowMan that's what always gets me
      like, girl, please. you are so toxic that your babydaddy GAVE UP HIS CHILD to get away from you

    • @gh00stie62
      @gh00stie62 3 года назад +6

      @@Tridd666 this comment 💀💀😂😂😂

  • @tatlifelover
    @tatlifelover 3 года назад +1060

    Girls start calling guys "creepy" when they are not attracted to them🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @nafissa5551
      @nafissa5551 3 года назад +68

      Nah depending on the guy's age having lots of screenshots of girls in his phone is creepy... I would've been creeped out too . Like sending it to his bros? Is this high school? 😂

    • @namaste348
      @namaste348 3 года назад +38

      Or when they're just creepy lol

    • @namaste348
      @namaste348 3 года назад +4

      @@nafissa5551 yes! This!

    • @VonGoldfinger
      @VonGoldfinger 3 года назад +123

      Weinstein = creepy
      Brad Pitt = crush
      Yeah we already got that memo too

    • @bigmonke3348
      @bigmonke3348 3 года назад +3

      @@nafissa5551 well you know what those are for. 😂😉

  • @effytraveler6155
    @effytraveler6155 Год назад +1

    You don’t want my biology hypochondriac photos saved to google.

  • @3v068
    @3v068 Год назад +1

    Me: "You know EXACTLY why I have those pictures saved. I like what I saw and I wanted to see it again later."

  • @RGarrido121
    @RGarrido121 3 года назад +435

    As a man in the 5’9 and a quarter tribe... I salute this man

    • @moons4363
      @moons4363 3 года назад

      What's a quarter tribe?

    • @_roninshinobi_7989
      @_roninshinobi_7989 3 года назад +20

      You jus made it homie. Salute to you from us in the “under 5’9” and a quarter tribe”💯🤟🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pcwarmachine
      @Pcwarmachine 3 года назад +5

      @@moons4363 5'9¼" tribe.

    • @bingram2011
      @bingram2011 3 года назад +33

      As a man of the 5'8 and a quarter tribe - we hate you and your additional inch 🤣.

    • @clamchoder1386
      @clamchoder1386 3 года назад +1

      I have been delighted to find fellow tribe man

  • @johnkeo358
    @johnkeo358 2 года назад +3186

    Women: I don't date short guys
    Men: I don't date fat chick's
    Women: how dare you judge us physically
    Men: you can't fix height but you can fix fat....

    • @warrior_of_da-Tetragrammaton
      @warrior_of_da-Tetragrammaton 2 года назад +67

      Legend

    • @matheusferreira7395
      @matheusferreira7395 2 года назад +50

      SAVAGE, nice

    • @melissaguillaume
      @melissaguillaume 2 года назад +15

      😂🤣🤣

    • @theshanamaster
      @theshanamaster 2 года назад +166

      What's funny about this is that in the US, only 14.5% of men are over 6ft, number drops dramatically after each inch, people over 6'2? 3.9% of men. Modern women are leaving out 85% of men lmao

    • @johnkeo358
      @johnkeo358 2 года назад +73

      @@theshanamaster on top of that, half of them are already married!

  • @stephenrussell8867
    @stephenrussell8867 Год назад +4

    THIS VIDEO. Just this.... you have a new subscriber. Thank you for bringing this to my life! You guys are absolutely hilarious and made such a funny video even funnier

  • @johnpalacios9392
    @johnpalacios9392 Год назад +4

    11:37
    .
    You Got a WHOLE BABY ?!?!?!
    .
    LOL LOL LOL LOL

  • @Shanex250
    @Shanex250 3 года назад +749

    I like how she thought she was being nice and he was rude, like you can use all the colorful "nice" words you want but her body language and tone says it all, he was just returning the energy.

    • @AndresPrez
      @AndresPrez 3 года назад +12

      Women don't leave evidence......

    • @richardnash6111
      @richardnash6111 3 года назад +35

      She's probably used to dating meatheads and having slow gfs. If this is what she considers slick she's not used to being around anyone even remotely intelligent or they don't call her out on her ish

    • @ineedya123
      @ineedya123 3 года назад +20

      How could she think she was nice, she was rude from the get.

    • @speedybball0287
      @speedybball0287 3 года назад +4

      She back tracked at the end so he would still come over and smash.

    • @jonnyOysters
      @jonnyOysters 3 года назад +6

      I can't even think of anything "nice" she said. Sure she could of used more rude words but she didn't really have anything positive to say until afterwards.

  • @blakew5672
    @blakew5672 3 года назад +1314

    “Every guy under 5’10” is jumping for joy”
    We’re not jumping that high…. 😐

    • @tolenekis
      @tolenekis 2 года назад +32

      Well played sir

    • @trilliedon8728
      @trilliedon8728 2 года назад +7

      Well played

    • @rohamj
      @rohamj 2 года назад +91

      speak for yourself! I'm a flying midget

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 2 года назад +11

      Self burn.
      Those are rare.

    • @theshanamaster
      @theshanamaster 2 года назад +8

      Only 14.5% of men in the US are over 6ft lmao

  • @Uhhlonza
    @Uhhlonza 2 года назад +1

    “Your battery’s low asf, CHARGE YOUR PHONE”😂😂 I love it

  • @unkelbin5739
    @unkelbin5739 Год назад +2

    People having so many pictures of themselves on their phone is a big ole sign of narcissism. Most people are guilty of this unfortunately

  • @CurlyProverbz
    @CurlyProverbz 3 года назад +4106

    It’s the smirks for me .... when that law and order theme song starts 😂😂

  • @Amorphous_Sand
    @Amorphous_Sand 3 года назад +616

    “What else do you see in the photos?” “What do you mean what else? It’s all her!” I actually fucking lost my shit. It wasn’t even a blind date, that was a cold war.

    • @izsan9070
      @izsan9070 3 года назад +43

      I lost it when he said "You got a whole baby."

    • @WhiteLivesMatterPL
      @WhiteLivesMatterPL 3 года назад +14

      Dude was hilarious 😁

    • @tizodd6
      @tizodd6 3 года назад +17

      xS4NDSC0RP10Nx: And the pettiness was 100% her fault. Ironic that she called him out for being mean lol.

    • @uwilberforce4628
      @uwilberforce4628 3 года назад

      It was definitely a cold war 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @el5351
      @el5351 3 года назад +11

      Interesting how normally parents have pictures of their kids but she had 99.99999 pictures of her

  • @jhersonandrade9896
    @jhersonandrade9896 8 месяцев назад +1

    She was criticizing him, while she is a single mother and lives with her parents hahaha this is incredible

  • @torosdrydale3908
    @torosdrydale3908 Год назад +5

    "You should be grateful I am looking at your pictures you got a whole baby?" "Who are you? You are used." I have not laughed that hard in a couple weeks and about rolled off my bed. That was insane and exactly some stuff I would have said myself is I watching the original for a reaction vid.

  • @Billabongbabalog
    @Billabongbabalog 3 года назад +720

    Fake personal trainer: "you're short"
    Bro: "your battery's low af"

    • @quatreunhuit
      @quatreunhuit 3 года назад +10

      You're* short

    • @MajorCman
      @MajorCman 3 года назад +24

      No no no, y’oure

    • @nbhcamp6353
      @nbhcamp6353 3 года назад +2

      I like this comment bro u nailed it 😂😂😂

    • @wherethetatosat
      @wherethetatosat 3 года назад

      Bro: Here's my inductive charger, bro.
      EDIT: Ooooooh, shit, that's what you meant by bro!

    • @kellyriddell5014
      @kellyriddell5014 3 года назад +1

      Hey, you know, at least the battery is something she can control. lmao. Get your shit together and charge your damn phone :D

  • @euniquemorris1361
    @euniquemorris1361 3 года назад +2609

    Yo did she really judge him on him working out? Like damn what if he had lost 50lbs and was still trying to reach his goal? What kind of trainer makes fun of someone working out???

    • @ethosterros9430
      @ethosterros9430 3 года назад +441

      One that is a single mom

    • @keenanalexander3003
      @keenanalexander3003 3 года назад +61

      A fake one

    • @christopher2102
      @christopher2102 3 года назад +55

      A female one 😆

    • @1BuFo
      @1BuFo 3 года назад +80

      And his physique is better than hers imo so lmao at her thinking the opposite

    • @Professional_Youtube_Commenter
      @Professional_Youtube_Commenter 3 года назад +11

      I think it's clear he's not a fat person who lost weight. He's someone who goes to the gym a few times a week and thinks he's huge, when you couldn't really tell.

  • @raymondmorrison8968
    @raymondmorrison8968 9 месяцев назад +1

    Hi from Ireland 🇮🇪 just came across this and couldn't stop laughing 😂

  • @JamieTransNyc
    @JamieTransNyc Год назад +1

    If I see someone, and by mid-day their phone battery is dead.... that is a RED FLAG for me. I have no interest in someone who cannot set their phone down. If they use it so much their battery is dead before 10pm..... I will be in hell around them.

  • @iamnia336
    @iamnia336 3 года назад +1268

    How she gonna call him judgy when she literally talked about him being short, was passive aggressive by saying he works out a “little bit,” said he wasn’t doing his workouts right, AND called him creepy for the pics he had in his phone 🙂

    • @iamnia336
      @iamnia336 3 года назад +44

      @DJHart I just assumed they were both being petty. But she decided to say he was being judgey

    • @scrinauxlsantana6716
      @scrinauxlsantana6716 3 года назад +10

      @Kush Hazard being part of the life game doesnt make it right. Especially when if a guy does this get cancelled for it.

    • @boogerbeans
      @boogerbeans 3 года назад +9

      @@uok6216 but then she complained about him being judgy tho lol

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 3 года назад +8

      I wish guy heights didn't matter

    • @SEBBYHILLIAN999
      @SEBBYHILLIAN999 3 года назад +29

      She got exactly what was coming to her imho. And the way she slagged him off for being ‘creepy’ and ‘Pervy’ for having sexual pics when she posts hundreds of thirst traps herself blatantly to get as much sexual validation as possible 😂