Jubilee MUST be stopped

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @tylerforde87
    @tylerforde87 4 года назад +3918

    You guys need to start making better material again. You're both so brilliant and could skyrocket this channel of you'd just stay away from this garbage. Please!!!

    • @AbaNPreach
      @AbaNPreach  4 года назад +7045

      10 more jubilee videos incoming. Time for our channel to NOSEDIVE!

    • @tylerforde87
      @tylerforde87 4 года назад +2810

      I did it!!! My dream come true! Love you guys!

    • @ShaniceMeshell
      @ShaniceMeshell 4 года назад +1094

      through the grapevine did you troll Aba & Preach to get your comment pinned ? 🤔 congrats. 🙄🎉

    • @izzywaysart6597
      @izzywaysart6597 4 года назад +219

      @@AbaNPreach yo why are y'all watching this lol. Its funny as hell when people on jubilee embarrassing themselves. It's really cringy to watch. Because there are guys and girls have these type of mindset for meeting new people.

    • @tylerforde87
      @tylerforde87 4 года назад +282

      @@ShaniceMeshell No I definitely meant it. I've been subscribed to this channel for a while now and I love it, but every time they do a jubilee video, I cringe. If I could afford a new phone every time they posted these, I would throw my phone against a wall.

  • @Shwa_Shwa42
    @Shwa_Shwa42 4 года назад +6166

    "Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake" - Tall guy

    • @agent-2765
      @agent-2765 4 года назад +27

      Facts!!

    • @jealsteven1500
      @jealsteven1500 4 года назад +53

      philip Trevor No no son...Its not the simping thats bad.Its his looks.
      Welcome to the BLACK PILL.

    • @aceeofspadez2123
      @aceeofspadez2123 4 года назад +8

      Josh McGowan yo legit I just went through a perfect example of that

    • @mrniz461
      @mrniz461 4 года назад +78

      Sumit Roy Nah based off body language, he was awkward too like the rest of them. He was probably trying to think of something to say while the hippie kept yapping.

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 4 года назад +14

      Ya boi a strategist🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 4 года назад +4920

    My dude won by not saying a thing. That’s a complete pro gamer move.

    • @xzzx4664
      @xzzx4664 4 года назад +124

      Agree man, epic gamer tactician shit right there

    • @oneeco
      @oneeco 4 года назад +99

      Did he win though? Really?

    • @LouisVDon
      @LouisVDon 4 года назад +191

      OneEco he won the 😸 for a one night free trial

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 4 года назад +14

      Luigi strats

    • @leonardoisidoro3224
      @leonardoisidoro3224 4 года назад +26

      It’s more like millions of years of evolution

  • @joshuagerthoffer2321
    @joshuagerthoffer2321 3 года назад +1534

    As an autistic man that has trouble with growing friendships and talking to people, these people make me feel normal.

    • @kassandraharz9345
      @kassandraharz9345 3 года назад +47

      It's a real mixed bag out there.

    • @jep3305
      @jep3305 3 года назад +97

      No matter your issues, Bro' - you can't be half as screwed up as these people…

    • @joshuagerthoffer2321
      @joshuagerthoffer2321 3 года назад +47

      @@jep3305 Thanks buddy! 😄

    • @martenw757
      @martenw757 3 года назад +5

      Same here
      Me too
      😁😂🤣

    • @nuclearmantis666
      @nuclearmantis666 3 года назад +11

      Asperger's and yes I also noticed that

  • @HorizonInfo33
    @HorizonInfo33 4 года назад +4348

    As someone who's been casted in Jubilee videos, this one was still really hard to get through

    • @Bluebeards-wife
      @Bluebeards-wife 4 года назад +444

      Hey you're the dude from that video with the 40 year old woman

    • @cs3234
      @cs3234 4 года назад +83

      CROISSANT GANG

    • @greenmelon6387
      @greenmelon6387 4 года назад +17

      Pierre which videos?

    • @antereaw6178
      @antereaw6178 4 года назад +47

      Hiii Pierre!! 👋🏽 ❤️

    • @Book_Dragon2562
      @Book_Dragon2562 4 года назад +118

      green melon He and a woman he was “spending time with” did both sides and then later they did a reaction video to *that* video.
      I used to watch jubilee...had to unsubscribe though when every video became cringeworthy and politically biased.

  • @rhondeboutte2983
    @rhondeboutte2983 4 года назад +3023

    “My nomadic journey, I actually used to live out of my Subaru.”
    Me, an intellectual: If you were homeless just say that

    • @toddbaker1425
      @toddbaker1425 4 года назад +22

      Lmao 😭

    • @bayro7
      @bayro7 4 года назад +15

      I mean it could've been an sti making 700 wheel

    • @prowlergaming4197
      @prowlergaming4197 4 года назад +14

      lil bayroOn u saw that guy it was probably an outback with woven multi color seat covers 😂

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 4 года назад +5

      Never tell woman like this about the hard times

    • @Awnawbruh
      @Awnawbruh 4 года назад +7

      As a Subaru owner and enthusiast, god I hate this statement 😂

  • @c_f0rce
    @c_f0rce 4 года назад +1815

    Blonde girl: They probably only picked me for initial attraction.
    Also blonde girl: Picks tallest guy who didn't speak once

    • @MyNameisRevenant
      @MyNameisRevenant 4 года назад +83

      Tyrone doesn't speak he attacks

    • @malstrom2x
      @malstrom2x 4 года назад +69

      She was referring to herself when she said that. She was acknowledging looks matter with the limited time they had.

    • @syzyphyz
      @syzyphyz 4 года назад +169

      Because that other guy was annoying af, tall guy knew the Subaru hippie nomad was digging his own grave.

    • @names-mars
      @names-mars 4 года назад +38

      I mean, when the only guy talking is annoying as fuck, and she doesn't want to look like a bad person, looks is pretty much the only criteria. The guy was fucking annoying.

    • @311danil5
      @311danil5 3 года назад +14

      I was waiting for her to make up ANY excuse to choose the tall guy who never spoke lol

  • @sagewilliams2449
    @sagewilliams2449 4 года назад +862

    At this point aba just finds videos he knows preach will have a minor stroke over 🤣

    • @Jamfar777
      @Jamfar777 4 года назад +50

      Facts. Trying to kill this man on the low

    • @themightyquyn
      @themightyquyn 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @UnexpectedWonder
      @UnexpectedWonder 4 года назад +3

      😁😁😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @foxyfox737
      @foxyfox737 4 года назад +13

      Poor preach these cringy vids will be the end of him😂😂😂

    • @lilpuddin1560
      @lilpuddin1560 4 года назад +10

      Few more videos and this man will be taken out in a stretcher

  • @HypocritesExposd
    @HypocritesExposd 4 года назад +1051

    Raise your hand if you would’ve been that dude is the back that didn’t want to be there

    • @norXmal
      @norXmal 4 года назад +38

      I'd be re-evaluating my life.

    • @RyujinRazZ3672
      @RyujinRazZ3672 4 года назад +31

      Dude, I would have literally walked away from their intro's. Try approaching a woman on a dating app with any of the bio the woman started with.. But, I stayed for Aba and Preach xD

    • @jarlnieminen4307
      @jarlnieminen4307 4 года назад +2

      Always

    • @austingray6885
      @austingray6885 4 года назад +11

      I’d talk hella shit with the guys next to me

    • @akilbrazier1421
      @akilbrazier1421 4 года назад +7

      @@RyujinRazZ3672 Literally when two of the girls said “coin collector (or some shit)” and “social media influencer”, those were immediate red flags lol

  • @MrCurbinator
    @MrCurbinator 4 года назад +1027

    “Hi I’m Victoria” oh she seems pretty solid
    “I’m a social media influencer” well that changed quick.

    • @jonathanecheverria414
      @jonathanecheverria414 4 года назад +15

      Some of them make a lot of money.

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 4 года назад +19

      @@jonathanecheverria414 and?

    • @jonathanecheverria414
      @jonathanecheverria414 4 года назад +2

      @@MrCurbinator you make no sense

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 4 года назад +50

      @@jonathanecheverria414 whats your point? Girls with only fans make hella money. Doesn’t mean I want to date one or that there work contributes meaningfully to our society

    • @jonathanecheverria414
      @jonathanecheverria414 4 года назад +7

      @@MrCurbinator only fans is pornography. Very different.

  • @macvena
    @macvena 4 года назад +1322

    It's said, physical attraction starts the relationship, personality ends it.

    • @bl2996
      @bl2996 4 года назад +24

      Well-said!

    • @yurichtube1162
      @yurichtube1162 4 года назад +3

      True true

    • @dustinjenney9736
      @dustinjenney9736 4 года назад +3

      Amen brotha!

    • @rationalthought9979
      @rationalthought9979 3 года назад +15

      More like, lack of personality ends it. The looks matter less after awhile.

    • @evil2862
      @evil2862 3 года назад +8

      @@rationalthought9979 after like 2-3 weeks looks ain’t doing much

  • @l.a.f.withles8393
    @l.a.f.withles8393 4 года назад +364

    "You look strong enough to carry my emotional baggage". WTF. LMAO.

    • @2007Club
      @2007Club 4 года назад +25

      Ain’t nobody got time for that lol😂😪

  • @williambrowne
    @williambrowne 3 года назад +98

    "We organically aligned" I cannot begin to describe the pain that induced

  • @LithningWolf
    @LithningWolf 4 года назад +2002

    I like you because I feel safer when watching Jubilee alongside you, I can't do it on my own because the cringe is overwhelming.

    • @Maxx________
      @Maxx________ 4 года назад +10

      Shulk 57 on another topic, you hyped for Xenoblade Chronicles definitive edition?

    • @LithningWolf
      @LithningWolf 4 года назад +5

      @@Maxx________ A lot yeah !

    • @phillymbugua4575
      @phillymbugua4575 3 года назад +17

      I agree watching with them makes it a little bit less cringe

    • @YouSoJames
      @YouSoJames 2 года назад +2

      im rlly feeling it

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns 2 года назад

      Watching with them and Cody Ko are the only ways I can stomach it lol

  • @jayrodflorence5646
    @jayrodflorence5646 4 года назад +564

    “I’m gonna go have a nomadic journey over there.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christophergordon6250
    @christophergordon6250 4 года назад +784

    "I'm Amber. I'm 22 years old and I collect pressed pennies. 51 cents is the way to my heart. Hehehehe."
    We're off to a great start, gentlemen.

    • @huh968
      @huh968 4 года назад +88

      i know it's an unusual hobby and all but come on, by jubilee standards this really isn't that bad

    • @christophergordon6250
      @christophergordon6250 4 года назад +13

      @@huh968 I totally agree with you.

    • @championboy4782
      @championboy4782 3 года назад +7

      Should've ended with 'tehee'

    • @haytoo
      @haytoo 3 года назад +32

      I don’t even have an issue with the hobby, just why is that how you introduce yourself

    • @falsehoodbasher7240
      @falsehoodbasher7240 3 года назад +9

      I don’t get how collecting pressed pennies
      has to do with 51 cents instead of just 1 cent

  • @raevinboyd5382
    @raevinboyd5382 4 года назад +1738

    Omg this whole time I thought the surfer dude was an androgynous lesbian.

  • @niles1492
    @niles1492 4 года назад +291

    "no..... no" "We just organically aligned." LMAO I'm use that one day

    • @foxyfox737
      @foxyfox737 4 года назад +30

      That's even more corny than chicks who are into horoscopes.
      "the stars are aligned this night so we can go to the movies"
      Man Gtfoh with this garbage 🤢🤦‍♂️

    • @spinmaster6995
      @spinmaster6995 4 года назад +7

      Foxy Fox That man definitely checks his horoscope weekly.

    • @nelkam5543
      @nelkam5543 4 года назад +1

      @@spinmaster6995 daily, nevermind weekly

    • @chumleyk
      @chumleyk 4 года назад +3

      My vomit organically aligned with my throat when he said that.

    • @starryeyed777
      @starryeyed777 4 года назад +1

      chumleyok 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sober-wine-aunt
    @sober-wine-aunt 3 года назад +224

    "We are just organically aligned" dude gave me goosebumps in the worst possible ways.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 года назад +16

      I knew a dude like that IRL. He was... tiring.

    • @enkidu9298
      @enkidu9298 2 года назад +6

      Seems like a treacherous individual. But he's also desperate because he's short, so understandable.

    • @beekind14
      @beekind14 Год назад +5

      Classic faux-spiritual rich kid who want s to tell you how they "found themselves" travelling.

    • @dahliadoll1110
      @dahliadoll1110 Год назад +1

      He was doing too much

  • @jonthestarving
    @jonthestarving 4 года назад +1909

    Him: You dropped something
    Her: What?
    Him: Your standards. Hi, I'm a Loser

    • @AB-wf2js
      @AB-wf2js 4 года назад +153

      @Yoshiyahu Yisrael Yeah and that's the problem lmao, he made himself look like a fool

    • @jlit5215
      @jlit5215 4 года назад +85

      bad thing is that guy won too

    • @malikbanks4399
      @malikbanks4399 4 года назад +92

      Dude relax...hes chillipino

    • @mikemoscato2995
      @mikemoscato2995 4 года назад +74

      Dont forget ,hey do you work out?cause u look strong enough to carry around my emotional baggage. Lpl🤪

    • @Jamminyea
      @Jamminyea 4 года назад

      Lollllll

  • @theoryofrebellion7275
    @theoryofrebellion7275 4 года назад +329

    I've heard the Jubilee's powers in the comic book is actually a lot more detail. She can manipulate atoms which is what makes the fireworks. In the cartoon she doesn't have much control over it so it's just fireworks.

    • @Jaslath
      @Jaslath 4 года назад +27

      She could create plasma, iirc. The one time I remember her actually doing something with her powers is when she thought the Mandarin had killed Wolverine and she blew him up with a massive explosion.

    • @phantomthunderclap975
      @phantomthunderclap975 4 года назад +5

      At least she more useful as a vampire.

    • @joethestrat
      @joethestrat 4 года назад +26

      She's actually decently powerful, she's just young on the show.
      No Prof X or Magneto, mind you, but still powerful. Very destructive.

    • @chosenfallen2024
      @chosenfallen2024 4 года назад +8

      In the show she actually pushed back Apocalypse

    • @theoryofrebellion7275
      @theoryofrebellion7275 4 года назад +1

      @@phantomthunderclap975 lol yes

  • @cameltotem8074
    @cameltotem8074 4 года назад +182

    “I’m single AF, so I’m ready to get beat up.” 😳🤦‍♂️

    • @livelyosaki80
      @livelyosaki80 4 года назад +61

      *boo'd up

    • @Vanereall
      @Vanereall 3 года назад +6

      I thought she said "boo'd up."

    • @Melanrick
      @Melanrick 3 года назад +3

      Well I heard beat up too. And I would have gunned for her. Lol

    • @theleanbusinessman5431
      @theleanbusinessman5431 3 года назад +1

      Wait what, what...
      ...Who said that? 🤔

  • @systematic101
    @systematic101 4 года назад +848

    When I hear someone say "I'm social media influencer" I just hear "I don't have a job so I use this label to make it seem like I'm useful".

    • @marsnz1002
      @marsnz1002 4 года назад +62

      Then she follows up with "im single as fuck"
      Translation: Please buy me dinner.

    • @benja303
      @benja303 4 года назад +36

      Keep living in 1996 bro, there are genuinely people making 6 figure salaries from posting selfies lol

    • @systematic101
      @systematic101 4 года назад +47

      @@benja303 and you don't see the problem? They're a testament to just how dumb the population is.

    • @bloodydove5718
      @bloodydove5718 4 года назад +29

      "I get paid" =/= "I am useful"

    • @benja303
      @benja303 4 года назад +11

      @@bloodydove5718 Not useful to me and you sure but they are very useful to anyone that is trying to promote a product. There's a reason Kylie Jenner makes $1 million per paid Instagram post. Not saying it's not dumb but it's reality.

  • @barefoothoodoo9761
    @barefoothoodoo9761 4 года назад +676

    Why do 99% of young women sound like Valley Girls from the 80’s? “Like, oh my god, totally!” 🤢

    • @shinyguy1
      @shinyguy1 4 года назад +143

      Barefoot Hoodoo I’m pretty sure the jubilee studio is in California.

    • @purplekitkatemily
      @purplekitkatemily 4 года назад +102

      Californians

    • @purplekitkatemily
      @purplekitkatemily 4 года назад +76

      Doesnt even matter what race they are, they all sound like that

    • @yd8104
      @yd8104 4 года назад +15

      Because life didn't do its job yet?

    • @Lady-Lilith
      @Lady-Lilith 4 года назад +17

      It's only the young women that would agree to be on Jubilee...

  • @gnomer87
    @gnomer87 3 года назад +99

    That long haired blonde guy is why cartman says "God damn hippies".

  • @Samew0001
    @Samew0001 4 года назад +1333

    That hippie guy was so annoying, idk why she didn't eliminate him right away.

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 4 года назад +103

      He drives a Subaru... Say no more

    • @axtra9561
      @axtra9561 4 года назад +62

      i wouldnt say he meant to do this but he ended up talking so much that if that girl elimated him it would shatter her "bubbly akward" persona..so she just chose the ugliest guy but then he tried the same thing but he ended up talking so much he got elimated.

    • @ratgodde
      @ratgodde 4 года назад +18

      Smart if you are going to end with two people, make sure it's the one you want and one noone else would like. You keep up appearances, and you get the one you knew you wanted from the get go.

    • @h2t26
      @h2t26 4 года назад +30

      The weird this is they would actually hit it off, that how annoying he was. The tall guy didn't say anything cause he knew he just had to stand there and look good, he smashed and dashed later.

    • @VengefulBatz
      @VengefulBatz 4 года назад +9

      Because he stroked her ego...🙄

  • @DScott-be7pg
    @DScott-be7pg 4 года назад +634

    Me entering Google: how to find corny ass women
    Jubilee: say no more, fam...

    • @CAGonRiv
      @CAGonRiv 4 года назад +5

      Breh 😂😂💀

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph 4 года назад +3

      Pretty eye =)

    • @DScott-be7pg
      @DScott-be7pg 4 года назад +2

      @@StephJ0seph I try lol...I can see for shit tho 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @tamannaaktar3798
      @tamannaaktar3798 4 года назад +2

      I like your eyes😄

    • @DScott-be7pg
      @DScott-be7pg 4 года назад +2

      @@tamannaaktar3798 much appreciated 😉

  • @saintpoli6800
    @saintpoli6800 3 года назад +162

    Penny girl was cute honestly. Blonde is just LA personified

  • @savegeone007
    @savegeone007 4 года назад +467

    Jubilee - “Yo, what if we just found some of the worst types of females imaginable”?

    • @furyberserk
      @furyberserk 4 года назад +11

      Matress girl and Hawkeye's former wife.

    • @johnjackson9767
      @johnjackson9767 4 года назад +14

      Easy to do...

    • @chadripepi1992
      @chadripepi1992 4 года назад

      Faaax

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 4 года назад +23

      It's not that rare or hard to do. Just look around you......there's your answer.

    • @nlytend1
      @nlytend1 4 года назад +12

      AManwalkinghisOwnPath yea, these girls represented most girls in the west today

  • @IHEIROI
    @IHEIROI 4 года назад +141

    That's long haired dude, straight up looks and sounds like if Tom Holland smoked too much weed.

    • @dolos9978
      @dolos9978 4 года назад +16

      I thought she was a lesbian.

    • @pheurangtchi9754
      @pheurangtchi9754 4 года назад +7

      @@dolos9978 no, just vegan.

    • @robertosheldon9061
      @robertosheldon9061 4 года назад +7

      hahahaha yeah man. Omg. He was funny though. Its cute though that he believes he should perform and talk about 'deep' stuff. But he just sounds like he smoked too much herbs. Dial it down man. Stop talking. Cut back on the talking by at least 98 % or maybe 98,75 %. Cut your hair and work out till your literally semi-massive. And youll get punani. Not like this though.

    • @selinnazsur2328
      @selinnazsur2328 4 года назад

      Hold up, that's not a girl?? I was convinced that person was a girl xD

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 4 года назад

      he sounds like a hobbit.

  • @Ishtarthemoon
    @Ishtarthemoon 3 года назад +29

    Oh that's a COUCH back there?! This whole time I thought Preach was collapsing in fits of laughter on the FLOOR!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 4 года назад +357

    This was more cringe than watching GLEE..

  • @jeremiahnoar7504
    @jeremiahnoar7504 4 года назад +607

    I feel like nomadic journey guy and “that’s not vegan” girl would make a great couple

    • @thorfinnoars1443
      @thorfinnoars1443 3 года назад +11

      She looked lesbian

    • @randommcranderson5155
      @randommcranderson5155 3 года назад +10

      @@thorfinnoars1443 he could transition and be the femme

    • @nedyzhe
      @nedyzhe 3 года назад

      @@randommcranderson5155
      🤣

    • @Vashthestampede967
      @Vashthestampede967 3 года назад +5

      Honestly that man needed to chill. I'm vegan too but that was too much. I don't get vegans that make this whole battle out of being a vegan like some anime character on a quest for GREAT JUSTICE! Ironically looking like anime characters half the time.
      And this dude seemed like saggys lost brother hippie. Who brags about living out of Subaru?

    • @bleedwolf5
      @bleedwolf5 3 года назад

      @@thorfinnoars1443 probably can be converted

  • @joeltavares993
    @joeltavares993 3 года назад +50

    the nomadic journey guy, I honestly can't believe people like him genuinely exist

  • @ryhoons97
    @ryhoons97 4 года назад +87

    “I’m gonna go have a nomad experience... over there” frickn gold!

  • @theempireband343
    @theempireband343 4 года назад +422

    You don't go for a "social media influencer" hoping for a budding relationship, I'll tell you that much.

    • @TwiztedHarlequin
      @TwiztedHarlequin 4 года назад +62

      She's no social media influencer, 99,9% of chicks that claim they are, are just a bitch with a webcam.

    • @xissue9242
      @xissue9242 4 года назад +19

      Twizted Harlequin true, girls with big egos and no awareness

    • @lilbeats7501
      @lilbeats7501 4 года назад +2

      When I heard that I died from a heart attack

    • @kel_871
      @kel_871 4 года назад +1

      @@TwiztedHarlequin this one actually is an influencer, she's not all that big but she is

    • @akilbrazier1421
      @akilbrazier1421 4 года назад +8

      Instant red flag when she said that lol

  • @septopia
    @septopia 4 года назад +72

    I can't believe we actually live in the same dimension as these people.
    My brain is vomiting.

  • @kolins.4356
    @kolins.4356 4 года назад +372

    The dude with the long hair reminds me of beast boy from teen titans based on his voice and personality.

    • @mattisixx1699
      @mattisixx1699 4 года назад +32

      He's only got eyes for tera

    • @LilKingler
      @LilKingler 4 года назад +11

      @@mattisixx1699 rip to BBs heart ✊😔

    • @iamwooth1729
      @iamwooth1729 4 года назад +50

      You leave Beast Boy alone! He wasn't annoying! 😭

    • @kolins.4356
      @kolins.4356 4 года назад +8

      MattiSixx facts, raven and BB seemed like an Ok ship but I always preferred terra and BB, they always clicked.

    • @kolins.4356
      @kolins.4356 4 года назад +7

      Iam Wooth LoL alright, he wasn’t annoying to me😂

  • @2910mack
    @2910mack 4 года назад +208

    moral of the story: you can talk all you want about your great personality and what you have in common provided you are "TALL"

    • @henkgerritsen1444
      @henkgerritsen1444 4 года назад +15

      Thats not true. The black tall guy wasnt chosen over the other dude

    • @2910mack
      @2910mack 4 года назад +9

      @@henkgerritsen1444 be honest though, black dude was a little weird, id not have chosen him either lol

    • @henkgerritsen1444
      @henkgerritsen1444 4 года назад +2

      @@2910mack yeah he was but the other guy was shy too. He didnt say anything

    • @2910mack
      @2910mack 4 года назад +13

      @@henkgerritsen1444 dude hit her with the good old strong silent type routine

    • @user-dz2hj6jo5h
      @user-dz2hj6jo5h 4 года назад +9

      no. if you have to talk about how great your personality is then you don’t have a great personality. Those types of people absorb tumblr page personas and think they’re interesting but in actuality they’re a hollow shell. i would pick the quiet guy to get the other guy to stop sensationalising his ‘personality’. Talk about your lifestyle by all means but don’t connect your lifestyle to fake spirituality that no one is going to get and don’t tell me that we ‘spiritually align’ if we only just met, you don’t know me enough to tell me that we ‘align’ and it’s also pressuring.

  • @tavonthicklen4819
    @tavonthicklen4819 4 года назад +47

    I like how Preach hits Aba with a blow up doll🤣🤣

  • @drevildruid
    @drevildruid 4 года назад +201

    Women like mystery. That surfer dude told her everything about himself. No more mystery, Next!

    • @dagangsta101
      @dagangsta101 4 года назад +53

      Also tall dude won for being tall already so... short hippie dude was already done for before he even said anything.

    • @strivingtoonedaybeuseful6049
      @strivingtoonedaybeuseful6049 4 года назад +11

      I do not like mystery. You are hiding something and can't be honest. Next ...

    • @zulu3274
      @zulu3274 4 года назад +8

      @@strivingtoonedaybeuseful6049 ABSOLUTELY !!!...I want to know as much as I can about someone...put it all on the table just be honest and let me decide if I want to deal with who you truly are or not.......

    • @zulu3274
      @zulu3274 4 года назад +10

      😂Those SAME WOMEN in a couple of weeks after the so called MYSTERY goes away will be COMPLAINING in your ear - "I don't know a damn thing about you" - "you don't communicate" - "you shut me out of every aspect of your life" - "why are you always so quiet and vague"to....and blah blah blah....
      She's going to walk in and catch the tall blonde dude wearing her bra and panties...
      HER : 🤷🏼‍♀️🤬 What are you doing wearing my bra and panties !!!...
      HIM : 🤷🏼‍♂️😅 Well I thought maybe you'd find it MYSTERIOUS that you've NEVER seen me get dressed in front of you even though we've been in a relationship a long time...
      HER :😠🙅🏼‍♀️ why can't I pick a good openly HONEST man 😭🤦🏼‍♀️...

    • @ironmonkey1512
      @ironmonkey1512 4 года назад +2

      She was being polite he was annoying AF

  • @robmccormick8155
    @robmccormick8155 4 года назад +73

    "No worries, I'm just gonna go and have a nomadic journey over there. Ya." Preach got me DYING over here.

    • @guyblack172
      @guyblack172 4 года назад +5

      Bro that shit took me out LMAO

  • @lakuli7786
    @lakuli7786 3 года назад +8

    8:58 me sarcastically when someone asks how my day was

  • @RasenRendanX
    @RasenRendanX 4 года назад +215

    Watching before Jubilee takes this down like the others

  • @TanLFC7
    @TanLFC7 4 года назад +160

    As soon as I saw it was Jubilee, I knew I was going to lose brain cells.

    • @foxyfox737
      @foxyfox737 4 года назад +3

      I think I catched brain cancer from all that cringe 🎗️😣

    • @immanuel4166
      @immanuel4166 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GraceRumbiManyeruke-Choruma
    @GraceRumbiManyeruke-Choruma 4 года назад +12

    07:59 No worries, I am just gonna go and have a nomadic journey over there 😂😂

  • @Leaf_Keaf
    @Leaf_Keaf 4 года назад +46

    1:06 my man preach looking like akuma from street fighters with his back turned lmao

    • @Sakaki98
      @Sakaki98 4 года назад +4

      *Messatsu!*

  • @kasperkurpershoek1937
    @kasperkurpershoek1937 4 года назад +160

    I couldn’t listen to that one monologuing dude without physically contorting in cringe

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 4 года назад +2

      If you want to get women, just shut the fuck up and let them talk. After your in, you can do the talking.

  • @mrreddy120
    @mrreddy120 4 года назад +281

    Social media influencer?
    Ma'am I believe the word you are looking for is 'unemployed.'

    • @stargazer2042
      @stargazer2042 3 года назад +4

      Or troll.

    • @Jay-og4yb
      @Jay-og4yb 3 года назад +8

      If they make more money than you, then you're just being a hater.

    • @falsehoodbasher7240
      @falsehoodbasher7240 3 года назад +2

      Oh sh.u.

    • @berlinbelllano4946
      @berlinbelllano4946 3 года назад +12

      @@Jay-og4yb no one knows the chick she ain’t famous or anything so no she don’t make more money if she did she wouldn’t be exposing herself on jubilee videos

    • @celesten.4489
      @celesten.4489 3 года назад +13

      @@Jay-og4yb just because you can make dumb people give u money doesnt means is a job hun.

  • @cancergirl2006
    @cancergirl2006 4 года назад +54

    “Did you drop something.....I think it was your standards!” 💀

  • @tylersmith9942
    @tylersmith9942 4 года назад +157

    Vibetarian- Someone who feeds on everyone else’s vibes until they have no energy left

    • @dandc2011
      @dandc2011 4 года назад +18

      "I just let the universe provide for me, ya know? BTW are you gonna finish those fries? I haven't eaten yet today my brother"

  • @watfordone1
    @watfordone1 3 года назад +22

    I’m turning 30, been single for about 2 and a half years... I rather be single than go through all this madness 😅🤣

    • @stargazer2042
      @stargazer2042 3 года назад +1

      Agreed, though I just might enjoy the social experiments of such a competition.

    • @yoface938
      @yoface938 3 года назад

      This is just for entertainment, in real life it’s as complicated as you care to make it. Something as simple as just talking to someone you see around or just met but shared some similar experience with is a easy way to meet people. Or if you’re so inclined the mask of online anonymity makes experimenting with basic conversation a cakewalk

  • @VQM6
    @VQM6 4 года назад +137

    Ain't even going to consider marriage these days without a preen-up. Wonder how attractive that is?

    • @winter2060
      @winter2060 4 года назад +23

      be careful brother, they can throw out prenups if the courts deem it necessary

    • @rubberuke
      @rubberuke 4 года назад +12

      I married. It's a mistake

    • @Hanzo1
      @Hanzo1 4 года назад +8

      even with a prenup marriage is the dumbest thing you can ever do

    • @lamarana13
      @lamarana13 4 года назад +7

      Marriage is a scam for everyone, keep your coin your coin👌🏾

    • @PrinceFiles
      @PrinceFiles 4 года назад +1

      Also get a postnup

  • @christiansantana2584
    @christiansantana2584 4 года назад +32

    " no worrys bruh. I'm going to continue my nomadic journey by catching some gnarly waves down the river of my tears. No problem bruh" 😢😢😢 - voji the CRINGEtarian

  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 3 года назад +20

    I’ve never wanted someone to stop talking more than that nomad guy. Oh my god.

  • @NinjaChipmunk12
    @NinjaChipmunk12 4 года назад +55

    “Oh my goddess!” made me cringe

  • @kynshii
    @kynshii 4 года назад +93

    Bro, if a few real guys with swag showed then that show would end in seconds.

  • @Pharaoh.911
    @Pharaoh.911 4 года назад +33

    3:46 he beating him with a blowup doll..... really bro

  • @aelh123
    @aelh123 4 года назад +63

    “If you’ve made it this far in to the video. You guys are loyal “ 😂 yes we are.

  • @Anibunny
    @Anibunny 4 года назад +41

    You KILLED ME with "Apple cider vinegar is less detestable than this." YOU CANNOT get more accurate than that holy shit.

  • @ChrisMullerpr
    @ChrisMullerpr 3 года назад

    5:32 yo what’s up with duck donald

  • @doughnutknight3029
    @doughnutknight3029 4 года назад +105

    Jubilee wasnt always this bad... I miss the old middle ground. My favorite was the Israeli/Palestinian one.

    • @JohnnyRamRod
      @JohnnyRamRod 4 года назад +20

      That was seriously one of their best

    • @Karll541
      @Karll541 4 года назад +3

      Definitely a great episode. I’m bias though 🇵🇸

    • @munchkin4887
      @munchkin4887 4 года назад +6

      Yeah they've got some good content lol, it's hit or miss for sure.

    • @themightyquyn
      @themightyquyn 4 года назад +1

      Middle ground is my ish.

    • @doughnutknight3029
      @doughnutknight3029 4 года назад +10

      @@amazingjay3957 yeah they still do it but in my opinion its extremely biased who they bring on and the questions that are asked

  • @enriquecabrera2137
    @enriquecabrera2137 4 года назад +323

    The long haired hippie got ditched because he was short.
    Shes lying.

    • @jealsteven1500
      @jealsteven1500 4 года назад +17

      Enrique Cabrera Thank you for the
      honesty .
      And welcome to the BLACK PILL.
      If you want to how far the rabbit hole really goes visit FaceandLMS

    • @CaptainChrom
      @CaptainChrom 4 года назад +10

      @thematic exactly.

    • @enriquecabrera2137
      @enriquecabrera2137 4 года назад +26

      @thematic that too

    • @enriquecabrera2137
      @enriquecabrera2137 4 года назад +2

      @@jealsteven1500 niggah i get laid whenever i want.
      I genuinely dont give a fuck about manlets.

    • @aaronhunter9337
      @aaronhunter9337 4 года назад +8

      Damn, for a second there i thought you cared about your fellow brotha

  • @nakoskyranos4080
    @nakoskyranos4080 3 года назад +15

    "We appreciate you cringing with us".....I felt that

  • @watchonjar
    @watchonjar 4 года назад +32

    bruh she was talking to the long hair guy the entire time and then went with the other guy purely becuase he was taller

    • @marcusbarnum6638
      @marcusbarnum6638 4 года назад +7

      Nah. He was annoying..too.much info all at once.

    • @p-y8210
      @p-y8210 4 года назад +3

      No because the long hair guy is fucking annoying

    • @briant7265
      @briant7265 4 года назад +2

      Here was just too spaced out, even for her.
      Her: And I teach yoga.
      Him: Hold my soy milk!
      Her: Too much for me, thanks.

  • @masterstepz9800
    @masterstepz9800 4 года назад +120

    *Crackhead sees the long-haired dude* : “I’ll have what he’s having”

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 4 года назад +2

      Jay Morales Girls don’t like guys that talk as much as them because they want to talk more. Thats why she chose the other guy.
      still can’t believe people talk like that. It seems like the guy was talking like that to show off. You got to know when to rein it in because, people will just nod politely despite not knowing what your talking about.

    • @sdc1961
      @sdc1961 4 года назад

      MasterStepz9 • that’s a very general statement. I personally am not a social person. But please go on about how all girls are one way like we don’t have different backgrounds and experiences.

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 4 года назад

      Shmide Conserve Don’t take it personally just from my experience. Sorry if i generalised it too much.

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 4 года назад

      @@masterstepz9800 bruh... she mad cuz you right. No matter how much a female DON'T talk they want a man who talks less.

    • @whiteobama3032
      @whiteobama3032 4 года назад

      @@masterstepz9800 or maybe its because hes 5'2" and his voice didn't go through puberty yet? Who knows

  • @gurkiratjandu3253
    @gurkiratjandu3253 4 года назад +17

    Lets be real here, that Gabby chick intended to pick the tall dude from the start, she just didn't want to appear shallow.

  • @ravleensingh3701
    @ravleensingh3701 4 года назад +63

    I lost it when preach said “apple cider vinegar was less detestable than this video” lmfaoooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣you guys are hilarious 🤣👌🏻 and i agree that jubilee video was a cringe fest!

  • @tuckemon
    @tuckemon 4 года назад +72

    Ugh I would've eliminated myself 2 minutes in I'd be like ya I'm good 😂

  • @kevinkidd7184
    @kevinkidd7184 4 года назад +4

    Did no one catch that at 7:00 the "free spirit" guy said he lives out of his Subaru????????

  • @agingerbeard
    @agingerbeard 4 года назад +57

    I think this is a new genre: cringe therapy 😂

  • @allgoodnamesweretaken
    @allgoodnamesweretaken 4 года назад +45

    "What is your favorite body of water?"🤣

    • @squeet6831
      @squeet6831 4 года назад +22

      That was the weirdest question I've ever heard one person ask another person....

    • @youandyourmusic
      @youandyourmusic 3 года назад +2

      I still don't get what that means 😂

    • @joelwillems4081
      @joelwillems4081 3 года назад

      @@squeet6831 I've usually heard it phrased as "lake or ocean?". But rivers are great too.

  • @Iddy267
    @Iddy267 4 года назад +3

    How bout you play this "DICK" 5:16 made me lol so hard, we all know this was the word.

  • @Carlos-vj9cm
    @Carlos-vj9cm 4 года назад +64

    Did you drop something?
    I think it was your standards.
    Lol

    • @RasenRendanX
      @RasenRendanX 4 года назад +20

      Yeah that physically hurt me. Why would you say that? Bruh

    • @Nemesis0921
      @Nemesis0921 4 года назад +18

      Simp tendencies 😂😂

    • @lilmikey1275
      @lilmikey1275 4 года назад +3

      I nearly fucking died

    • @jolinecashmire9264
      @jolinecashmire9264 4 года назад +1

      For what FUCKING reason would you say that??? it just says you need her to lower her standards Seriously…..

    • @theblackoutexplorer2658
      @theblackoutexplorer2658 4 года назад +3

      RasenRendan bruh then the emotional baggage one IT JUST SOUNDS SO DESPERATE. I can’t

  • @arnold3704
    @arnold3704 4 года назад +112

    Hey Jubilee
    Did you drop something?
    I think it was your standards
    Hi im cringe

  • @zarzanator1991
    @zarzanator1991 3 года назад +1

    Social media influencers influence me. They influence me to stay off social media.

  • @darknessesdarknesses2492
    @darknessesdarknesses2492 4 года назад +28

    Man, and I thought that I was lame as a single, young man.

  • @incidentaldesign
    @incidentaldesign 4 года назад +194

    Omg the cringe is overwhelming. Have these people never met people before 😂. Make it stop lol

  • @senkyou
    @senkyou 3 года назад +4

    8:42 What if I made the wrong choice?
    You wanna simply try others hunks too am I right girl?
    Well, command & conquer Red Alert! Red Alert!

  • @ZRJOmega
    @ZRJOmega 4 года назад +37

    I've cringed so hard that I need to go see a chiropractor for my crumpled joints

    • @ninjabeatz905
      @ninjabeatz905 4 года назад +7

      Aba & Preach really need to put up a cringe alert level, so we can get ready

    • @slaveofgod3481
      @slaveofgod3481 4 года назад +5

      This the best cringe joke

    • @kekelauren6251
      @kekelauren6251 4 года назад +3

      Loool what a visual 😂

    • @Smoofyful
      @Smoofyful 4 года назад +1

      Chiro is going to make it worse.

  • @bduff1992
    @bduff1992 4 года назад +49

    Lmao I love how the cringe makes him rage. 😆

  • @masonbeck566
    @masonbeck566 4 года назад +8

    “I want us to go to wholefoods and buy some organic quinoa” I was hyperventilating and my girlfriend thought I was dying!

  • @ok-wv4og
    @ok-wv4og 4 года назад +21

    I saw the jubilee video in my feed but no no, I waited for aba and preach to react to the nonsense so we can experience it together.

  • @lamb562
    @lamb562 4 года назад +33

    “This is just a corn fest...” 😂😂☠️😭

  • @rationalthought9979
    @rationalthought9979 3 года назад +1

    That Nomadic guy was a cross between Spicoli ("Fast Times") and Matthew Maconahey's character in "Dazed & Confused."

  • @john-lucdiazirizarry4524
    @john-lucdiazirizarry4524 4 года назад +19

    Made it! Early as hell! Thank you guys for all the content that you post. Between Aba and Preach, I'm always lean more to Preach because of his perspective and because of his humor. His laugh is so addictive. Aba, your morals are headstrong and it reminds me of a father's love. Either way you guys are awesome!

  • @nealoade351
    @nealoade351 4 года назад +20

    6:25, Preach's already irate facial expression switching to murderous rage when the panty girl was like 'um, what's your favourite type of body of water?' Smh man. I felt that too.

  • @darkraven316
    @darkraven316 2 года назад +1

    Aba getting hit with the doll gets me every time 😂😂

  • @kjnkjnbkjbjnjhbjknnhbkjnjk1388
    @kjnkjnbkjbjnjhbjknnhbkjnjk1388 4 года назад +4

    My boi @ 5:33 b havin' them helium tanks for lungs bro.

  • @Dre-yd2xh
    @Dre-yd2xh 4 года назад +83

    "I collect pennies" just go to another planet already

    • @b1mw93
      @b1mw93 4 года назад

      Ikr lol

    • @TheAJmoviemaker
      @TheAJmoviemaker 4 года назад +7

      As a coin collector my self, I resent that remark

  • @nellzburn
    @nellzburn 4 года назад +3

    6:18 😒 nigga just stop already lol
    On my nomadic journey I actually use to love out my Subaru 🤣🤣 TF

  • @jamesr620
    @jamesr620 4 года назад +82

    little dude was mad annoying. i couldn't listen to him talk any longer.

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 4 года назад +13

      i was getting angry and screaming because of him, now im living in my subaru

  • @collegerebel
    @collegerebel 4 года назад +35

    I'm gonna take a nomadic journey to Mcdonalds, and become one with the remains of the animals in my meal, then return their digested souls to the earth.

  • @TheNamesJT
    @TheNamesJT 4 года назад +9

    7:15 omg this dude 😂🤣

  • @romemarsh3367
    @romemarsh3367 4 года назад +113

    "Chill-o-pino" is officially the best race ever😂😂

  •  4 года назад +20

    1:00
    why everytime when preach found something crazy it looks like he turn around to pee?

  • @MrMoneyKlip
    @MrMoneyKlip 4 года назад +7

    "No worries. I'm gonna go and just have a nomadic, uhh, journey over there. Yeah."

  • @Nightbro1
    @Nightbro1 4 года назад +50

    Why do they all sound like they're holding their breath when they talk. Lol

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 4 года назад

      @Yoshiyahu Yisrael aint that actually Bad for your health

    • @evanbenford3266
      @evanbenford3266 4 года назад

      The opposite sound of confidence

  • @sgtrubik4901
    @sgtrubik4901 4 года назад +21

    " 'I play the cello!' How bout you play this-" 😭😂😂😂 caught me sooo off guard

  • @yo-sr5uq
    @yo-sr5uq 3 года назад +1

    "Like she's repping the fuckboys"😂😂😂