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I always love it when Preach laughs so hard he disappears 😂😂😂
It's my favorite 😂 I die laughing every time too!
Preach laughs, I laugh.
😂😂
He killed me lmfao
Yk you made a Latino folk laugh when he slaps
1)Knee
2)Table(If available)
3)Each others shoulders
"Sam Smith and Sisqo"
I'm dead
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Genius lol
Question....
Who is Sam Smith?
That took me out. I had to stop eating😂
JJ Miles he's a white singer who is gay but now he's identies as non binary
Preach look like a WWE wrestler.
@Gui Tarist black Bray Wyatt
@@cattothefuture 😂 YES!!!!!!!
@@cattothefuture I was thinking booker T
He built like crash bandicot
@@shathaan1763 😹👌
"she already sounds wet 👁️👅👁️" Who RAISED you!?!?
It's a joke.
HIS FACE XD
May B Pervy sage
The emoji made me laugh more lmao
@@maxfelson9467 No shit, so was that.
"They got Sam Smith and Sisqo" lol 😂😂😂
I was just about to comment the same shit 😂
Match made in heaven 😆
Soooo... will they sing a duet talkin' bout
"Ooo baby I'm dancin' wit a stranger, lemme see dat thooooonnnng"??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Kiki M. what happened??
Lmao Soon As They Said It I Was Reading This 🤣🤣🤣
Preach looks like the demigod from Moana
Hahah omg yeah Maui 🤣
Asked google who that is, damn you're right!
You're welcome!
@@Rhekon I appreciate this comment 😂
@@Rhekon damnit, you beat me 🤣❤️
"this was fun...I made a new friend" Ayo can we please start a gofundme for the homie
@JJ Kingman that would mean that a women will have to take responsibility and we know that's not gonna happen. At least Russian girls tell you up front "ur not there type but will like to hook u up with there friend cuz your fun".
Lol he can survive a rejection, they adults
I'll send the homie $5
I/O
Straight mocked him directly throughout and indirectly with that. armchair quarterbacks can't see it. if you've been in the trenches you've encountered it.
Guys can learn to handle rejection because we are unfortunately exposed to 70% more of it for the average guy; but still being told you're in the friend category to your face still hurts. Even if we know it to be true, to have it said bluntly stings.
What is "half black, half white"
My response would be:"So you think I am a zebra?"
Exactly, all she had to say was biracial
@@maxramirez18 well no, cuz biracial doesn't mean black/white. That applies to any race
@@RikXtreme4 i know that. She still could have Asked if he’s biracial mixed with black and white.
@@maxramirez18 yes, thats better. But before you just said "biracial" on its own.
In countries like England and USA , Ghana (+ most of Africa) "black and white" is so normal. Biracial is so extra
The “stare-creepily-at-the-camera” bits never fail to make me laugh.
Bruh😂😂😂
He be lookin like pennywise
I was gonna say.. When the thumbnail has Aba giving the creepy, tongue out stare! It's gonna be a good one!!!
He looks too much like my brother. It’s disconcerting 😂
I love the creepface! 🤣
Abba and Preach looking like they In a Tribe Called Quest or De La Soul music video
True😂
It's the collab we've been waiting 30 yrs for! 😂😂
🤣😂😆🤣😂😆 This is classic.
Native tongues
Preach lookin like LaJon Witherspoon
6:32
That is not only gross, that is also disrespect to the driver because the driver has to clean after the mess...
Exactly
Shit that really gross
no mess if they swallow
dude imagine u at work and someone starts giving a BJ in the backseat like thats just shit i wouldnt wanna deal with
Some bitches are nasty af but these bro keep smashing and then calling THEM the hoes smdh
"Shes such a bad flirt". Trust me she can flirt. She just wasn't into him.
ohhhhh how’d you know👀
@@inhle1688 i act like her when im not interested
oh please we all know that type, she'll flirt better but still boring as fuck. xDD
How is she boring? She’s just not into him 😂
@@space935 she seems boring but at the same time it could be because she isn't into him
"I made a new friend"
That physically hurt me.
I feel my heart crack
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It felt like he just got real unlucky, since he seems very attractive to me, and I'm a guy...who is not gay btw.
Maybe it was because of his sportwear outfit this (conservative?) girl did not liked enough the man with whom she was to consider another date, thus extrapolating details on his life that could be inaccurate.
Still, when a woman puts you in her friendzone, do not even bother; if you can not go ahead, go away. Otherwise, it would lead to a massive loss of time.
I think all these shows prove that girls are really bad at flirting, even worse than some of the guys...
Well girls don't have to flirt.
@@JsilntParkour90 so they never learn, see?
the fact that guys do is a bit fucked up.
Alessandro Morelli What are you even saying?
@@alessandromorelli5866 It's not really fucked up it's just guys want it more. Older women are much more likely to flirt
@@alessandromorelli5866 idk man it's how men are
I can’t remember the name of the comedian but they said something along the lines of “A threesome with 2 men is just gay sex with a witness”
Bruh 😂😂😂
Lmfao factz!
😂🤣ROFL
I sort of remember that saying,
thats a threesom with 2 women xD
“A new friend” brooooooo I woulda vanished. Shorty the type to brush u off to her big homie
Friend with a hard F lol.
Word. I would've gotten up and walked off right after she said that.
😂 she just playing coy for the camera that nigga in there
@@lildog515 true but that gave me stuck up vibes. She considers him ok to fuck but would be embarrassed to call him her bf. Hes a fetish.
Shes the type that would act crazy about you in private but pretend your not that great in public. I've been there
The lisp jokes 😱😱and the SVU theme song playing. I died
someone with a lisp will have trouble reading that sentence..
I'm dying, I have a slight lisp lmfao
Yall wet as hell then
@@30yovegan34 I had trouble reading without a lisp..
@@30yovegan34 🤣🤣🤣
Aba: "The thing where they talk with..."
Preach: "LITHP?" 😂 😂
Lol yeah. He has a slight lisp himself 😂😂
LMAO. Why did he point that out..when his co-host has the same thing lol
Tre Tucker sometimes when you are good friends with people you forget about those flaws. Many of my close friends never mention nor notice (as far as I am aware haha) that I stutter slightly. In fact I had a dude who i worked 6 days a week with for 8+ hours for 5 years who didn’t notice until I pointed it out (I got stuck on a word for a few seconds and they said “the fuck was that?”)
Similar to when a friend is losing weight you may not notice it when the weight loss is there in-front of you, but don’t see that person for a week or two.... the change is night and day and you wonder how you missed it before.
Right. I'm like, damn he gonna go in on people with a lisp with Preach right there? Lol no chill 😂😂
You're so wrong for this 😭
She lost attraction after he took his hat off, lol, damn.
I feel bad for him..
Lews Therin I wonder why he’s insecure about it. The bitch just met him and was tryna measure his forehead. Which is why they immediately stopped and let’s let’s flip genders. You talk about a girl for 2 seconds they’ll cry or walk out, call you a Shitty person etc 🤣
Yeah, bro's hairline was kinda off.
My EXACT same thought. As a guy in his similar position, I feel his pain. He was rubbing his hair too trying to distract her from looking and she over here cracking jokes. Damn that's fucked 😅
Blacksnyder shoot she’s not alone once he remove his hat and his five head was revealed and his hair wasn’t even done under it I feel so embarrassed for him. 🥺 hes still attractive dude but he shouldn’t depend on his hat to make himself look cute
Wow just wow. Being that I’m a female with a lisp, I have to come to terms with a) That people actually find it attractive (since I lived my entire life being insecure of it) and b) That every time people hear me speak they find that it reminds them of bj’s. 🤯 #mindblown
I’m glad there’s this comment
Have one too. I hate it but ppl love it. Especially guys I've dated.
I have always been attracted to guys with lisps… lol always
It’s so sexy to me and I really don’t know why
All these girls with lisp but nobody droppin they Instagram or snap🤦🏽♂️
@@mekaylasmith5307 the inability to speak properly is very attractive for some reason just ask anyone what the think about accents
Dam that girl be looking at him like: “My type of guy is someone with tall for personality. Facial hair for talent and you in my bed.”
Preach looks like a wrestler that gave up being a wrestler after knowing he doesn't have a finisher I'm joking 😂😂😂
Preach does look like maui
Savage KingX he buff as hell 🤣
Yooooooooo 😂😂😂
he looks like the head doesn't match the body.
@@cheeseburgersuperior1874 lmao exactly what i thought
"I made a good friend... maybe boyfriend"
If I was him I wouldn't even entertain her ass. She giving compliments instead of answering straight forward about a second date and put a lot of emphasis on that FRIEND title when that's not what they are there for. Bih I got enough friends!
Co-Sign
Facts
Then go on tinder for a hookup. You gotta be friends first before dating lmao wtf? I didn’t like how she was leading him on tho since she didn’t seem that interested, but I see nothing wrong with her wanting to be friends at first. Only dumbasses rush into relationships 😂😂😂😂
The whole point of dating is figuring someone out romantically. Shes not interested in him but values his attention. You dont have to be friends first, that actually is probably worse then just dating since the girl will most likely keep you in the friendzone Andrew Aguayo
APVX he has a lot of home girls I bet
I had the uber bj experience. Unfortunately i was the driver and the idiot in the back with his trashy looking woman thought it would be ok to try that. And they wanted me to drive slow because they wanted to enjoy it. I drove fast and he was complaining her hair was getting in the way due to my driver side window being down and ordered me to drive slow. I got them to the destination. But they were screaming and yelling let me out the car the whole way cause i ruined their uber ride. Btw it was my first trip on my first day driving uber. I still have the records.
Incredible
1☆ didnt let me nut in his backseat
I would have kicked them out of the car. Like bro, that's gross! Getting your slobber and other juices on my seats? Get OUT!
@@MrDarkjustice30 hahaha good one.
@@SillyRamen to be honest i didnt catch it till i got on the freeway. So they tried to wait mid ride to try and get some fellatio.
My boi with the big forhead definitely did not end up with shawty...He's better off.
Indians like their own. Nothing wrong with that.
Sam LSD
Who was Indian? Lol
reina l tbf she does look south asain
Yeah i hope homie cut her off afterwards.She was trying to save face by adding the potential boyfriend comment.She definitely isnt interested in him at all
@@samlsd9711 who told you that? Cause that's bs lol
"Which Africans do you know?" Me an African rolls on the floor.
Comedy isn't dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got mixed feelings on those lisp jokes. I wanna 😆 but I got a daughter in college who has a slight lisp😭
Lol she must be really popular then😅
That thounths like a tough thpot.
I have autism
im in college rn sad to say they aren't lying lmao
No. Not funny at all. Gross to display this banter publicly on their platform. Some people see their lisp as a disability as it can severely affect them socially and or medically.
The girl who likes tall guys with facial hair, just wants a womb broom.
Lmao
i- that’s so funny💀
A WOMB BROOM 💀💀💀
jesus..
My. God. 💀
“Inter dimensional fckboi” 😂😂😂
Her: " I made a new friend..."
*Hello darkness my old friend*
Women: looong criteria
Aba: she got that lisp, she's perfect.
It proves that us men are less picky than women 💯
@@guy-claudenkana4526 but yo we really need to be more picky because we bring all the value to the relationship. If we all decided we are only fucking bad bitches with good attitudes then the rest will shape up or no dick or life support for them.
@@yogismokes1628 Keep believing that and you aint gonna get any girls.
@@Daughter-of-Palestine Lol you come from a place where they don’t respect women period. Don’t address me you third world peasant 😂😂😂
@@yogismokes1628 Little boy is mad he got rejected by a plethora of women
In the last two thumbnails Aba looks like Pennywise. What's with that look.
That preach
@@1mpulseOfficial nope, that's Aba my dude
Imagine waking up and first thing you see is Aba’s creeper stare 😂😂
To worsen that you woke up with the wood.
*The law and order theme immediately comes on*
@@Isthatthegrimreaper170 and him asking if you have a lisp😂
@@bascelissen9968 ecthcuthe me, got a lithp?
@@Isthatthegrimreaper170 🤭 would be very creepy hahah
I come here just for their laughs 😂😂
And the creaky floor those two combined are awesome
don't forget the blow up doll!
@@crazycjk i never understood why they keep on hitting themselves with the blow up doll. You know why
@@blackice7408 question mark?
Lmao
"As soon as you add music to it, it just loses the core value."
CORE VALUE!? You not doin a TedTalk on porn, son? Sit down somewhere! 😂
🤣🤣
I mean he wasn’t lying tho
Girls: He needs to be taller than me, have a great personality, a good job, he needs to exercise, be ewnewal, caring, honest, protect me but don't think I can't do it myself, he has to respect me, love my family, if he wants to have kids then amazing, short hair, big jaw, I like muscles
Aba: You have a lisp, marry me
The dude takes off his cap
Me : oh it's alright, he's fine
Her : omg ahahahahahha lemme measure your forehead waah
:|
Legit it was not even that bad imo
I thought he was cute but she had to go make him insecure like that 😂
I mean she didn’t even care till he mentioned it .
like they said, flip the roles smh
guys looking better than the girls.
at least they are tall and kinda in shape, girls dont even look that cute
I live for Aba’s creepy face 😂😂
It looks like Pennywise
The guy in the jersey is the hottest he seems sweet too. Y’all got me dying over here 😂😂😂💀👏🏽
That’s what I’m saying!
When they were making sex sounds, I was expecting the Hodgetwins to show up getting sucked awf by a demon.
so accurate!!!!
LOL yeeeeeughhhh
AWH...YEEEEEEEE AH
"My type is usually tall guys with facial hair"
That... that's it? Got 2 criteria lol. Oh man I'm not sure I'll make it through this video without dying from laughing
I swear to God online dating made me realize that 90% of the your dating value as a man is tired to your height
i like girls with lisp because they already sound like their wet
had me dying yo
“you gonna make a great friend” - a drunk friendzone
“Or boyfriend” - oh damn I still want this guy vying for my attention though.
Thanks to alcohol we know that shit is obvious
the man cringed so hard when she said that
JBcoolbreez oh for sure but in this situation you can just call her out for jokes.
I show a friend of mine these videos to remind him to stop simpin. He’s getting there...
Tell him simping gets expensive. Trust.
When she said I made a new friend I jumped out my bed screaming BUMBACLOOOTTTT dat brahdah mus mad!
Her poom poom not phat ya know
😂🤣💀
🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
@@GenerousChicken5 yall wildin rn lmfao🤣
@@shaansidhu8542 😂
I actually think Speech impediments can be really attractive, but I'm not exactly a person of "typical" tastes 😅
Me too
Honestly I didn't get the lisp thin lol, i have a slight 1 and h8 hearing it in audios lol
"yea he got sam smith and sisqo"
Subscribed
Aba, when you stare into the camera like that, I picture you with horns and a pitchfork. Then the camera pans to Preach standing next to you and I can't help but picture him with wings and a halo. The perfect couple.
😂🤣🤣😂
It kinda turns me on when he does that 🤣
@@Lady-Mara uh
I wish I could like this comment multiple times xD omfg yes I see it and you just made me can myself
Preach’s French interjections are everything
Lol at the other guy in the threesome: "What you doing here man..."
Bruv this quarentine is bring the freaky side of Aba up xD
4:17 i like that preach knows the guitar solo to “i get around” by heart. 👍🏼👍🏼
I’ve never felt so secure about my lisp before
you go girl, rocking that lisp with no shame!! :D
@@MinishMilly Do you say "Promithes promithes"?😆
Ok I got some qns; do ur thoughts lisp in ur mind, or does it only come out as a lisp when u open ur mouth to speak? Do u even notice loll?
Amaka I don’t really notice it unless someone points it out lol. S and c are so difficult
@@jascerise812 And you look good, so what are you waiting for. Aba said send him a Direct Message. 💃
"I like girls with lisps because they already sound wet" 🤣
Aba's been making hectic thumbnails lately 😂
Quarantine getting to him 😂
Lmao @ hectic
Why Aba looking so shady these past few thumbnails.
Let me just say, preach is smoking 🥵 damn man.
8:57
I’m a straight guy for the record but dude over here looking like the guy from Moana.
When this frame came on I checked to see if my gym membership still valid.
Simpette
@@xtkaythen LMAO this comment is gold
And when he speaks his native 👅 tongue!!👀🤩 lawd
@@ericablige9449 hey hey hey, woahhh...
M pale Kreyól too, cherie. Peyi mwen geyen ou bonne vwa. Ou konne li?
“I like girls who have a lisp, cause it already sound like their wet”
He got me bruh
1:43 😂🤣🤣 made me think of Dory, from Finding Nemo, speaking to whales 🐳 🐋!!!!
All I know is I'm jelly of the guys out there who when a girl sees them for the first time, she isn't disappointed.
His face along with the law and order music at 2:25 has me in stitches
This the best aba preach vid I seen in a minute. It was just a fun ass vid to watch with these guys. Like, I'd love it if I was hanging out with my friends watching this. We'd react the same way as aba and preach do
When are you guys uploading Big Ed video part 2? I am looking forward for it
“Sam Smith and Cisco” 🤣🤣
Anyone else instantly know that one of the girls was finna talk about height?
Yea guys talk about boobs and ass why can't girls talk about height
shook lizard right lmao? Like boo women have preferences too what a big deal
@@shooklizard9039 girls with no boobs and no ass b winning tho
@@ange6950 yeah but it's the same preference, if guys mainly dated girls with floor length natural hair you may feel a type way
@@shooklizard9039 Because guys will mess with women that don't have boobs or ass. A guy could have everything a woman wants but still be rejected just because he's not 6'+ even though that's only a small percentage of the population.
I can’t hear their lisps 😭😭!!
2:29 When that gender neutral womanist walks across the street from her vegan restaurant
Aba and Preach are the highlight of my morning. I say morning because y’all always post at 3 o’clock in the morning 😐
They know y'all be up till then😂. It's past 4 where I'm at tho
@@pooja350 it's 5 here 😄
Its min to 6 in the morn for me
I think they use a different sun in Canada.
nearly 11am here
She wanna measure his forehead so she can sit on his face 🤣
The only channel that actually has me laughing right now
This episode has me 💀💀💀
I used to have a light lisp and I hated it. Got braces and it went away..lowkey miss it lol 😆
Aba’s mating chant had me WEAK! 😂 Glad you guys are reacting to Cut videos! 💀 Preach’s dramatizations are always hilarious and spot-on!
The most attractive couple didn’t end up going out lol. “I made a new friend” darn... I thought they looked HOT together ! Lol
@Tha_Blk_Bih_Destroyah_2020 I see no lie here lol
Gross. The man was not cute & the woman was very average. I like her style. That's about all. The lisp couple is gorgeous.
@Hospital Administrator Triggered much? 😂😂 Where did I say I'm not average? You don't have a profile pic so don't comment on anyone's looks. I'm hating another woman because I called her average? Where's the hate? I guess you missed the part where I said the man is not attractive & later said lisp woman is gorgeous. Also OP of this comment I think is a lot prettier than "conservative" girl. My opinion. Also, me & that woman have similar features, same skin tone, same hair color, similar lips, nose, & eyes, so if you're really going to say she's above average but I'm not, you're playing yourself lol.
@Hospital Administrator I ain't gonna lie I see girls like her all the time she is average cute face no body just tan and skinny and high maintenance but IAM in Clearwater Beach Florida
Tha_Blk_Bih_Destroyah_2020
Hmmmm I agree with you about 70% lol . She definitely wants a more polished man. A business looking man (imo). But I disagree about the “pretty” or feminine part. I think she demands a masculine man that’s well put together lol
Them: Laughing and having fun
Me: And I took that perrsonally
*0:54** seconds in and now Sisqo’s Thong Song Hits Different!*
Lmao
Sam Smith and Sisqo -no he didn't. My man's hilarious lol.
Legit in love with Preach and his energy
“Reminds me of that Key & Peele football sketch”
Omgooooooood, I’ve seen those SO MANY TIMES 🤣🤣🤣
"I made a new friend"
Yo, she just straight up told you to your face you just got friendzoned, take the hint lol!
11:25 “why u here”😂😂😂 I laughed too much at that😂
Vraiment l'fun de savoir que vous êtes québécois! Vous faite de très bon vidéo, lâchez-pas, j'aime votre humour, la synergie et les messages positifs que vous passez!
How come I can read these people when I’m watching them with y’all but then IRL I’m still getting played and shit lol
Because you need to have these guys in the back of your head when you're in the moment..."What would Preach and Aba say?"
Lmfaoo Sam smith and Sisco is so accurate 💀💀
2:27 1. Should be a meme & spread across the web. 2. Never do that again.
13:01 When girls give hope EVIL!
Luckily he has no simp energy
Aba killed me with the lisp comment kinda true tho
Sam Smith and sisqo! 😂😂💀💀💀💀
I just recently found you guys and I honestly couldn't be happier that I did. I finally found people that think with logic and common sense. In this world we live in they either want you to be a total conservative douchebag or a social justice warrior. Glad to see that I am not the only one that thinks in the middle. I wish you guys all the best. You deserve way more subscribers the conversations you have with each other are podcast worthy.
Why Preach always hit the nail on the head 😭
8:02 "MUSIC IN PORN LOSES THE CORE VAULE!" lmaoooooooo
2:29 what my food in the microwave sees 10 seconds before it’s done
Damn!!! Preach looks alot beefier than I expected.
I’m so glad you guys uploaded this is 3:55 am for me and I was looking for something to watch
“why are you here?” 🤣💯💯💯
"ahhhhhh he's tall" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I like the longer videos, Aba and preach's laughter makes me feel good.
Where have I been all these years. This channel is a goldmine.
I just subscribed an hour ago let's go. It may be 5am, but I'm gonna watch the whole thing.
#oneofus lol
I had to pause the video as soon as the phrase "Sam Smith & Sisqo" were uttered :)
Lmao same, I paused multiple times 💀
Who else would love to be on this show? I would be asking those funny odd questions lol
I'm in.
They’re in Seattle, I should walk down the street and apply 🤔
@@turnerscott7050 lol u think u can handle the other persons questions lol
@@agma_si1879 ya that ne cool be a youtube celebrity. Just got ask those odd questions lol
@@Parpeing oh really? Do they all get the same set of questions?