Simp gets HUMILIATED by his long time crush

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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @AbaNPreach
    @AbaNPreach  4 года назад +20038

    So apparently we got it wrong. According to the "alleged simp" and the butt stuff girl, they did kiss, it wasnt super awkward, it was just edited that way and they were made to look bad.
    They went on 1 or 2 dates afterwards so we may have been too hard on the "alleged simp". For that, we owe homeboy an apology. That being said, "The Cut" did him dirty and this is why you always record any interview or project you get involved with for a media company. Them mawfawkas will twist your words however they please, turn your voice recording app on your phone ppl, snakes out here.

    • @richnwan9854
      @richnwan9854 4 года назад +2377

      Also she had a crush on him, not the other way around.

    • @AntiSoraXVI
      @AntiSoraXVI 4 года назад +634

      I was just coming back to the comment section to say exactly this. I made a comment about how I got with a woman who called me boring and would you look at that.

    • @flacoplays5714
      @flacoplays5714 4 года назад +753

      Just finished watching and came to the comments to read this. I genuinely feel bad for actually thinking that girl was so full of her self and treating other dude like sh*t. Thanks for the videos guys. Keep it up. I always love both you guys takes on topics.

    • @TheloniousP
      @TheloniousP 4 года назад +665

      bro still looked super weak... couldnt answer no questions... id like to see what happens in a few months... aint no way she stays with him.

    • @robertpeterson2551
      @robertpeterson2551 4 года назад +429

      Wow, why they do the bruh like that? I guess they didn't want too many chill bruhs winning on the show.

  • @dayko1329
    @dayko1329 4 года назад +30128

    We’ve just seen the beginnings of this man’s villain origin story.

  • @daspanda-brrawesom-o4698
    @daspanda-brrawesom-o4698 4 года назад +4740

    So deep in the friend zone he met her boyfriends parents 😂😂

  • @Lethalbanter
    @Lethalbanter 4 года назад +8885

    Friendzone implies friendly behaviour. She straight bullied him.

    • @Thunderth
      @Thunderth 4 года назад +820

      hes seems like a good guy but this man straight up has no game

    • @JaysAmean
      @JaysAmean 4 года назад +322

      sources and other comments are saying she had a crush on him. She wanted him to be a certain way.

    • @og_darkskin_1182
      @og_darkskin_1182 4 года назад +114

      Nah she just honest

    • @chadeonjohnson6837
      @chadeonjohnson6837 4 года назад +16

      Xavier Williams yes but read the pinned comment

    • @TheVoidlessness
      @TheVoidlessness 4 года назад +14

      @@Thunderth this comment is so true it hurts

  • @SonOfABitch777
    @SonOfABitch777 Год назад +264

    I'm going to put it bluntly. If you have a long-time crush, you're already fucking up. You've got to express those feelings quickly and directly.

    • @technicaldeathmetalhead
      @technicaldeathmetalhead Год назад

      Facts. Women make a decision on whether they like you or not pretty quickly. A man has to be decisive.

    • @jessicaheller3076
      @jessicaheller3076 10 месяцев назад +5

      It was actually the girl that had the crush

    • @jesamavi
      @jesamavi 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jessicaheller3076Wich is even sader because the guy already had a huge advantage at his favor, but still manage to screw it.

  • @McDnyss
    @McDnyss 4 года назад +1850

    It's called a crush, because you get crushed by them.

  • @RoboticsNShenanigans
    @RoboticsNShenanigans 4 года назад +4092

    Her: What's the kinkiest thing you've done?
    Him: This conversation.

  • @jordannainoca230
    @jordannainoca230 2 года назад +1203

    That dude with thr red beenie giving his crush an 8 for the kiss...was actually genius...its gon drive her crazy that she gon try her ass off to prove to him that she can give a 10 because thats how she views herself. You could see it on her face when she reacted to the 8. Kudos to you my guy for pulling it off...you smooth criminal you

    • @imgettingold9407
      @imgettingold9407 2 года назад +103

      That dude was straight game.... he probably gets alot more than people would expect

    • @jordannainoca230
      @jordannainoca230 2 года назад +7

      @@imgettingold9407 I wouldn't be surprised homie

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks 2 года назад +6

      That sounds like copium ngl

    • @jordannainoca230
      @jordannainoca230 2 года назад +6

      @@A.S._Trunks psychology bro...beautiful thing.

    • @jaeva7276
      @jaeva7276 2 года назад +24

      @@A.S._Trunks wdym copium bruh it literally worked they literally made out lmfao

  • @AnditoGamer
    @AnditoGamer 4 года назад +1045

    She keeps the homie in the freezer for emotional support. My dude just move on.

    • @the_gratefulgamer
      @the_gratefulgamer 4 года назад +163

      He not even in the friendzone. He in the gay friendzone. The only way he ever hitting that. Is if he saves her and her momma life on her grandma's birthday which is Christmas and a gunmen is involved. And of course she's both drunk and high.

    • @Daroola415
      @Daroola415 4 года назад +41

      @@the_gratefulgamer your comment has me in tears laughing so hard.

    • @riadhgharbi7985
      @riadhgharbi7985 4 года назад +1

      @@the_gratefulgamer not even will get that simp laid xD watching that dude made a couple of mustache hairs fall xD

    • @thedovahkiin1999
      @thedovahkiin1999 4 года назад +3

      Call that boy ice cream 🍦

    • @CalebJF88
      @CalebJF88 4 года назад +4

      It's funny cuz she has the crush on him

  • @frankdodd3355
    @frankdodd3355 4 года назад +879

    He's so deep in the friend zone he joined the sitcom.

    • @monkekun3033
      @monkekun3033 4 года назад +39

      The simpson

    • @jackwillis680
      @jackwillis680 4 года назад +8

      He did it to himself tho, he had plenty of opportunities to claw his way out but he just didn’t say shit

    • @chef3765
      @chef3765 4 года назад +1

      That’s a bar

    • @njeko_
      @njeko_ 4 года назад +6

      Bro he's HER crush. All the crushes sit on the left and the people who have a crush on them sit on the left so that makes it even more painful

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 года назад

      Damn.

  • @pedropierre9594
    @pedropierre9594 4 года назад +2492

    “ You sound boring “ - bruh’s soul left his body, this the arc before he trains his body and becomes a black knight

    • @tellemonhigh4634
      @tellemonhigh4634 4 года назад +201

      Can’t wait for the tournament arc

    • @jackknight4020
      @jackknight4020 4 года назад +136

      Poor dude doesn’t seem like he’s had life experiences.

    • @TheDeathMantis
      @TheDeathMantis 4 года назад +25

      Had no soul to begin with.

    • @SippingVino
      @SippingVino 4 года назад +82

      Matthew Dill it was better in the manga, the author had more time to develop the characters

    • @pedropierre9594
      @pedropierre9594 4 года назад +4

      TheDeathMantis ok

  • @tametra_lasha
    @tametra_lasha 2 года назад +566

    He's not pathetic. He should have walked out. He may be used to treating women like ladies. Not everyone is sexually explicit.

    • @x_ban
      @x_ban Год назад +81

      Simping and being a gentleman are not the same thing. And he is simping

    • @itz.deerius4152
      @itz.deerius4152 Год назад +43

      Not every woman deserves to be treated like a lady

    • @raphaelyvens3974
      @raphaelyvens3974 Год назад +4

      ​@@itz.deerius4152 😂😂

    • @Itzzmeagain28
      @Itzzmeagain28 Год назад

      He's pathetic

    • @MiguelRPD
      @MiguelRPD Год назад +17

      ​@@x_banHe's not simping. The crush sits on the left chair in this video. He ain't interested in her.

  • @jeremythompson6822
    @jeremythompson6822 4 года назад +836

    She strikes me as someone who don't want you but don't want no one else to have you either.

    • @thatsdaniellelol
      @thatsdaniellelol 4 года назад +90

      Ugh...that’s such a gross person to be

    • @bullet5760
      @bullet5760 4 года назад +45

      That sht be mind boggling😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anth0ni33
      @anth0ni33 4 года назад +25

      I've been the guy in this kinda scenario. It's terrible. Thank God I escaped😂😂

    • @jeremythompson6822
      @jeremythompson6822 4 года назад +3

      @@bullet5760 man im telling you😆

    • @jeremythompson6822
      @jeremythompson6822 4 года назад +2

      @@anth0ni33 at some point we all been there...

  • @Strugglertrades
    @Strugglertrades 4 года назад +2884

    She wants him around so he can VALIDATE her. Plain and simple

    • @dayko1329
      @dayko1329 4 года назад +235

      Plain and SIMPle

    • @Back2thebasics24
      @Back2thebasics24 4 года назад +6

      Fo sho

    • @SpliffyHusk
      @SpliffyHusk 4 года назад +88

      Not her fault, everyone has a choice. Dudes really think being nice and timid gets pussy, and that fact that they think this behavior gets them sex is no different than men that approach women in a sexual manner

    • @Isweariamnotmainstream
      @Isweariamnotmainstream 4 года назад +6

      @@SpliffyHusk and that's why they need help from somebody else

    • @Frosty_tortuga
      @Frosty_tortuga 4 года назад +3

      So he should bounce

  • @regulator5521
    @regulator5521 4 года назад +2208

    “I never seen any final fantasy character have kids” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @austinnsuff6576
    @austinnsuff6576 2 года назад +713

    Honestly, she just seems like a bully to me. Very aggressive and belittling. He might not be into the same stuff you are sweetheart, calm down. I feel bad for him honestly. Find a girl who will appreciate you and treat you with respect.

    • @9r0t0typ3
      @9r0t0typ3 2 года назад +131

      She had a crush on him and brought HIM there only to drag him. That shit toxic

    • @austinnsuff6576
      @austinnsuff6576 2 года назад +10

      @@9r0t0typ3 agreed

    • @MisanthropicCurmudgeon
      @MisanthropicCurmudgeon 2 года назад +54

      Disagree. He's beyond sad. He won't even answer the damn questions OR laugh/crack a joke at her answers.

    • @elsandayirukiye6835
      @elsandayirukiye6835 2 года назад +9

      @@MisanthropicCurmudgeon exactly, they acting like he doesn't know who she is. She's legit being so obvious so that there's legit no other way to comprehend what she said. Bruhhhh that's a grown man

    • @obiwankenobi661
      @obiwankenobi661 2 года назад +35

      i agree, he should find someone who suits him. that being said, shes not a bully. shes into dominant/alpha men. the "bad boy" types. of course she might also be confused about the fact that those types will be long-term relationship material, but that doesnt change what she is into. im more mad at him for being into her... either he legit doesnt go outside and talk to women, or hes extremely superficial for having a crush over her looks..

  • @WhatIsItToBurn
    @WhatIsItToBurn 4 года назад +4146

    The simp seems like a good guy, but he needs to sort himself out.
    She isn't in a league above him, she is in a different sport.

    • @BigSocksProds
      @BigSocksProds 4 года назад +14

      lol lol lol

    • @TheShowOff2I
      @TheShowOff2I 4 года назад +370

      Lord Chumpington
      She ain’t that cute tho

    • @Wickedthtz
      @Wickedthtz 4 года назад +198

      She's football...
      He's kickball.

    • @shinobitoby
      @shinobitoby 4 года назад +140

      She was literally all looks to this guy

    • @DJkidc1
      @DJkidc1 4 года назад +5

      @@Wickedthtz lol damn

  • @DavidBenson2
    @DavidBenson2 4 года назад +5571

    She was purposely dragging him. That’s not your friend. She’s your bully dog lol.

    • @adrianchatman5734
      @adrianchatman5734 4 года назад +506

      Dude agreed! This chick is not his friend at all. It makes me wonder how many times he was there for her but how many times she was there for him.

    • @princemoore845
      @princemoore845 4 года назад +364

      Sad part is he doesn't see it! The simp is strong in this one!!!

    • @tadiwadzino8225
      @tadiwadzino8225 4 года назад +213

      Tell em wassup. This was not cute and my man was subjecting himself to all this. She's the kind of girl that doesn't like nice guys.

    • @coreyveggies9894
      @coreyveggies9894 4 года назад +137

      Tadiwa Dzinotyiwei but also the kind to complain or be upset when she’s constantly mistreated by ‘bad’ guys

    • @tadiwadzino8225
      @tadiwadzino8225 4 года назад +121

      @@coreyveggies9894 And the cycle continues. Women like her are the reason why we think they are crazy in general. She wants that 'bad' guy because she thinks she can turn him nice and keep some of her favorite toxic traits.

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 4 года назад +1008

    That simp will become a great villain oneday

  • @checkmattee222
    @checkmattee222 2 года назад +305

    She's an absolute bully. Doesn't care about his feelings and was just too brutal with him. And the guy seemed so nice, I feel so bad for him. Hope he can recover from this cause he deserves better.

    • @MK-hw2ir
      @MK-hw2ir 2 года назад +35

      Understand now where “nice guys finish last” comes from💀

    • @checkmattee222
      @checkmattee222 2 года назад +17

      @@MK-hw2ir it's such a sad reality.

    • @MK-hw2ir
      @MK-hw2ir 2 года назад +7

      @@checkmattee222 and the girls created it, can’t deny that

    • @Boapavedtheway
      @Boapavedtheway 2 года назад +2

      @@MK-hw2ir sure ...

    • @LethalByChoice
      @LethalByChoice 2 года назад +28

      @@franciscoduran74 Yes and no. No one is owed anything, sure, but no one deserves to be bullied because they feel superior.

  • @newera3443
    @newera3443 4 года назад +490

    My dude needs to get his life together and not deal with someone like her.

    • @kaby3183
      @kaby3183 4 года назад +15

      i have to admit that dude was an absolute soyboy

    • @opuil
      @opuil 4 года назад +1

      @Malachi Vitale he was stressed he definitely needed to relax but I heard she was going after him tho which is still weird

    • @opuil
      @opuil 4 года назад

      @Malachi Vitale that's the edits for u they even kissed but at the same time they dont need to be together

    • @Lathander81
      @Lathander81 4 года назад +4

      I actually liked that girl..he just wasnt her type. He should realize that and move on but he probably wont lol

    • @sambeezy007
      @sambeezy007 4 года назад +1

      The dude was scared and the girl was (in my opinion) overconfident about herself

  • @celestial.guardian
    @celestial.guardian 4 года назад +854

    I feel like he purposely didn’t give her a 10/10 on that kiss so she’d give him another one to boost her ego. My guy knew what he was doin 😆

    • @Masa6x
      @Masa6x 4 года назад +134

      Damn right, he played it right, the simp guy woulda been like omg 10/10 if he got one, and that would made him seem like a dweeb

    • @ryuben3935
      @ryuben3935 4 года назад +4

      Masamoto6 dweeb 😂😂😂

    • @JayKelShua
      @JayKelShua 4 года назад +86

      Man said he had a crush on her for 7 years. He carefully planned and calculated his responses.

    • @RasenRendanX
      @RasenRendanX 4 года назад +16

      4D chess my boi

    • @RasenRendanX
      @RasenRendanX 4 года назад +5

      @@Masa6x dweeb I never seen that word since the 2000s lol

  • @kingmwila
    @kingmwila 4 года назад +643

    That shy dude is the "free meal" in the girl's phone

  • @manischkreativ8868
    @manischkreativ8868 Год назад +40

    Poor guy. He comes across so sweet. Deserves better.
    Just hope he won't fall into these destructive echo chambers

    • @ke.po.
      @ke.po. 6 месяцев назад +2

      There's honestly nothing wrong with the girl. I was mad at him too tbh. It's okay to be sweet, but not in this case.
      Dude has the backbone of a jellyfish.

    • @Silence-and-Violence
      @Silence-and-Violence 6 месяцев назад

      ​@ke.po. meh, if he's looking for serious stuff then some hoore talking about loving butt stuff and can't wait until she gets torn up uranusally - makes sense why he could respond like this.
      If his primary objective was getting his schlick wet or wearing out booty hole then he totally blew it and is a failure.
      If he was looking for a real, loyal, worthwhile partner, maybe even a wife, then he did just fine.

  • @nmad6432
    @nmad6432 4 года назад +2967

    The confident girl was testing him. She WANTS to get dominated. She was testing his assertiveness and he failed 😔👌

    • @Politegirl686
      @Politegirl686 4 года назад +36

      👌

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 4 года назад +187

      Wait, so you're saying she baited him with a kinky topic to lure out the kink in him; But he failed? Did I read the situation right? How do you know it's a shit test? Based on the type of information she chooses to divulge?

    • @Dev-In-Denver123
      @Dev-In-Denver123 4 года назад +16

      Well, yea

    • @GirlsChase
      @GirlsChase 4 года назад +76

      This dude knows shit tests

    • @treyaugusttv
      @treyaugusttv 4 года назад +10

      FACTS

  • @chadpowell1832
    @chadpowell1832 4 года назад +1687

    These guys are like the 2 dudes in high school that everyone loves

    • @dogesosa
      @dogesosa 4 года назад +85

      Man i would love to hang out with these guys. They're funny as hell 😂

    • @HJules-cw6fb
      @HJules-cw6fb 4 года назад +13

      Word up

    • @EriPages
      @EriPages 4 года назад +40

      @Reuben C you're a faux stoic.
      Realize this is an entertainment channel, and they're skilled entertainers.

    • @UltimateBallaPOM
      @UltimateBallaPOM 4 года назад +1

      @Reuben C you're not wrong.

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove 2 года назад

      Beavis & butthead?

  • @Jesusiskingbroo
    @Jesusiskingbroo 4 года назад +2085

    "YOU SO BORING"
    everyone watching this video:* pauses their phone's to take a moment of silence, for we know that man's soul left his body*

    • @kireedang6139
      @kireedang6139 4 года назад +96

      I was like damnn, I felt it from my phone 😂

    • @4MonsterhunterStory
      @4MonsterhunterStory 4 года назад +105

      It's even more awkward if you know that the guy is actually her crush who got invited by her 😂

    • @chrisholmes4037
      @chrisholmes4037 4 года назад +7

      Hahaha!!! Yeah pretty much!

    • @nikolainightwolf1779
      @nikolainightwolf1779 4 года назад +5

      I did that

    • @pristoste
      @pristoste 4 года назад +34

      @Hansy for many reasons, no laptop around, not at home, can't lay in bed using the laptop or the computer

  • @Diabelek666
    @Diabelek666 2 года назад +159

    My man and I had a conversation about our looks when we started dating. First, he said I'm a 10, so I called him on his bullshit. So he admitted that I'm 7/10. I rated him as 7 as well and we agreed on that. We've been living our best lives as two happy lucky 7s for a few years now.

    • @Diabelek666
      @Diabelek666 Год назад +13

      @@gg8264 odds are I'm 3 and it doesn't change the fact that it doesn't matter. You can be a 10 and be a miserable moron. At the same time you can be a happy 2. Does that change anything? No, it's just looks.

    • @Thevamp1reking
      @Thevamp1reking Год назад +5

      @@Diabelek666 the 10s are miserable. not now but once they are out of their prime

    • @Silence-and-Violence
      @Silence-and-Violence 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Thevamp1rekingmeh, that's cope bro.
      I ain't a ten by any means but I know plenty of super good looking people that made good choices and are super happy in middle age and later.
      I know plenty of foxy moms who were extremely pretty girls who got married and had families and they're super happy at 50+.
      It's not being a 10 that makes you miserable when you're not hot anymore. It's using your looks as your only personality trait even if you're only a 6 and then never finding the things that bring long term human happiness like loyal partners, family, and genuine friendships and loving, virtuous communities.

  • @ProgrammedForDamage
    @ProgrammedForDamage 4 года назад +900

    Sephera is most likely her "goth" name. Her real name is probably Joan or something like that.

    • @ferofax
      @ferofax 4 года назад +75

      She hates her real identity so much she prefers her fake name

    • @chevon1920
      @chevon1920 4 года назад +17

      Amy or becca

    • @kingragnork
      @kingragnork 4 года назад +26

      Her real name is Juana Peace Ovme

    • @ItsNessaTho
      @ItsNessaTho 4 года назад +7

      @@kingragnork wait...actually? Lol

    • @The_CIA
      @The_CIA 4 года назад +22

      *KAREN.*

  • @Kurasunoninki-sha
    @Kurasunoninki-sha 4 года назад +934

    " Id hang out with you again." Translation: "i might need a ride to the airport someday."

    • @Gilded-girl
      @Gilded-girl 4 года назад +12

      The Harlequin- Lol yea , or “Ya know , I’m moving next week- wanna help?” 😂

    • @solomon4332
      @solomon4332 4 года назад +1

      At that point she knew she owned him. He's good for all kinds of favours.

    • @mysticm1736
      @mysticm1736 4 года назад

      Cody Levinson its true , I’ve seen it so many times for a girl, I’d laugh and sit back.

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 4 года назад +3

      Or a ride to her boyfriends house.

    • @miguelhuerta4126
      @miguelhuerta4126 4 года назад +1

      @@asandax6 Damn

  • @GlamAm85
    @GlamAm85 4 года назад +444

    Even if she wasn’t interested; she didn’t have to throw so much shade.☹️

    • @louiswilliams984
      @louiswilliams984 4 года назад +82

      True. Some women make it a point to remind you that you aren’t 💩 to them at every turn. She could’ve been more considerate of his feelings though.

    • @andreself225
      @andreself225 4 года назад +7

      Right let's be honest this that pretty girl in Jr high that keeps everybody in class longer because she think she smart and cute 🤮🔫

    • @kelvinnguyen6048
      @kelvinnguyen6048 4 года назад +3

      It's fake. Lol acting for the camera

    • @iskathegr8
      @iskathegr8 4 года назад +36

      nah my boy needs some harsh lessons he took his simping wayyy to far where he couldn't even tell her the freaky shit hes imagined doing to her.

    • @goondocksaints9597
      @goondocksaints9597 4 года назад +4

      Jing Jing! (Thai language for 'True Dat') There's a wide line between 'not interested' and 'outright contempt'.

  • @mortalkomment8028
    @mortalkomment8028 2 года назад +89

    She roasted him. She was full of contempt and pity for him. It was brutal to watch. He never had a chance.

  • @heartlesshalf-breed514
    @heartlesshalf-breed514 4 года назад +2866

    When we were dating, I rated my wife a 7/10 in bed... it’s been 8 years and she brings it up in almost every seldom fight. Lmao

    • @khayelihlembambo9348
      @khayelihlembambo9348 4 года назад +188

      I'm sorry mate 😂

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 4 года назад +65

      Damn lol

    • @OkurkaBinLadin
      @OkurkaBinLadin 4 года назад +84

      That burn, though.

    • @Drozzilla
      @Drozzilla 4 года назад +296

      One of the worst fuck ups I've made. When me and my current gf were just fwb I jokingly said she was a 7/10 and she still holds it over my head. She a 12 to me now but she just won't accept it

    • @RaymaMcClure
      @RaymaMcClure 4 года назад +198

      “Almost every seldom fight”
      This part made my brain do a backflip

  • @DJMoiyMoiy
    @DJMoiyMoiy 4 года назад +402

    "I'm Sephira."
    *One Winged Angel starts playing.*

    • @sasshil4202
      @sasshil4202 4 года назад +10

      I acc really love the name lol

    • @jamessummers5936
      @jamessummers5936 4 года назад +23

      *clenches buster sword and equips materia*

    • @LukaDonesnitch
      @LukaDonesnitch 4 года назад +6

      Crush starts having headaches & flashbacks visions on an old tv monitor.

    • @FractalPrism.
      @FractalPrism. 4 года назад +1

      bruh, i could hear it soon as she said her name LOL

    • @NY-Buddy
      @NY-Buddy 4 года назад +5

      Her simp Man is Cloud and she's always like, come chase me Cloud. Find me!

  • @lucyann1573
    @lucyann1573 3 года назад +2185

    Here's the thing, y'all. That guy with braids is not ugly at all. He just needs some confidence, some self esteem, and somebody to airlift him out of this awkward ass situation. He seems so weak.

    • @Antonio_4
      @Antonio_4 3 года назад +88

      Doesn't lack of confidence make you look ugly?

    • @alxyzh
      @alxyzh 3 года назад +31

      @@Antonio_4 fr

    • @lucyann1573
      @lucyann1573 3 года назад +71

      @@Antonio_4 Um...yeah like if I were to give him dating advice I'd tell him it's a big turn off for sure. We don't want a man we can walk all over. Sorry. That's a lie. MOST women don't want that.

    • @thorfaxx6027
      @thorfaxx6027 3 года назад +48

      @@lucyann1573 That's toxic

    • @yayra5852
      @yayra5852 3 года назад +101

      Maybe he's not just interested,remember she's the one with the crush on him. Besides she said she was drawn to him cos he was reserved,I mean he's acting reserved lol why she tryna change what drew him to her tho.

  • @onmywayto974
    @onmywayto974 2 года назад +67

    I feel bad for dude. That he was actually friends with her for years. Damn. Maybe he needed a wake up call.

    • @Thevamp1reking
      @Thevamp1reking Год назад +1

      maybe? nigga needs a real father figure. being nice dosent work

  • @Mixwell1983
    @Mixwell1983 4 года назад +802

    He's soo deep in the friendzone they could be brother and sister.

  • @duncan2by4
    @duncan2by4 4 года назад +268

    She didn't even wait for the FINISH HIM, before doing the Fatality.

    • @prozierozie5692
      @prozierozie5692 4 года назад +8

      She gave him that Sub-Zero Brutality.

    • @thatyellowfellow
      @thatyellowfellow 4 года назад +4

      That's why it was a brutality mate. Executed mid combo. Guy was getting BULLLLIIIIEEEDDD XD

    • @RasenRendanX
      @RasenRendanX 4 года назад

      @Inebriatd nah that guy IS FRIENDSHIPS

    • @friendly1870
      @friendly1870 4 года назад

      fellas trust me. stop simpin.

    • @ZatoBravo
      @ZatoBravo 4 года назад

      Yea MERCY ain't a thing rn.

  • @FatherShaun
    @FatherShaun 4 года назад +815

    I told a chick she was 10/10 and she got mad saying "so I'm not an 11?" LOL

    • @subg8858
      @subg8858 4 года назад +54

      Sounds about right

    • @scrambledmegdresqlol569
      @scrambledmegdresqlol569 4 года назад +64

      Lol The vast majority are in the 5 to 7 range. How are there this many girls that think they’re 10s? I had a boyfriend that told me I was a 10. I thought: Whut? Stahp lying!!! lololololol

    • @dragoneye6229
      @dragoneye6229 4 года назад +48

      I had a girl break up with me because I said I was more attractive then her. Don't ask questions you won't like the answer to. Especially considering how brutally honest I am.

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 4 года назад +15

      DragonEye any self respecting woman would have broken up with you. You aren’t too bright.

    • @FatherShaun
      @FatherShaun 4 года назад +22

      @@scrambledmegdresqlol569 i mean some girls think they are 5 to 7 but in the eyes of their loved one, if their personality is great their own physical looks go up from whatever it is to a 10 imo.

  • @christhompson7840
    @christhompson7840 3 года назад +45

    "I need you to take a drink. That's lame."
    *goes to the shadowrealm*

  • @Dakarn
    @Dakarn 4 года назад +420

    "I dare you to kiss me or take a shot."
    *immediately pours a double*
    Ouch... Not even ET could heal that burn.

  • @judybash9393
    @judybash9393 3 года назад +2217

    "i will definitely have you eat me out whiles playing video games" damn... That escalated at the speed of light.

    • @davidp4270
      @davidp4270 3 года назад +257

      I would have gave her a ring after that answer

    • @KeredAglo
      @KeredAglo 3 года назад +20

      @@davidp4270 yep

    • @joyboy1720
      @joyboy1720 3 года назад +38

      need that

    • @KeredAglo
      @KeredAglo 3 года назад +34

      @@joyboy1720 don't we all lol

    • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
      @archbishopofthecrusades9579 3 года назад +67

      Me, Aba, and just about everyone else fell in love right there.

  • @Roanoke76
    @Roanoke76 4 года назад +329

    If a girl ever claims she is a perfect 10, tell her to prove it

    • @ma2443
      @ma2443 4 года назад +29

      exactly but then again theyre puss probably be stinkin like a whole damn fish market, come in the room thinking its gonna be the best day of your life but then she takes her trousers down and all you see is a godamn pastrami sandwich that contains a smell you never even knew existed

    • @MadamKaiju
      @MadamKaiju 4 года назад

      True

    • @Roanoke76
      @Roanoke76 4 года назад +1

      Fair point

    • @samlsd9711
      @samlsd9711 4 года назад

      @@ma2443 Exactly!

    • @rubylove9475
      @rubylove9475 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one

  • @whos_raz6814
    @whos_raz6814 2 года назад +19

    A year later and I come back to this gem. Apparently the freaky girl had a crush on the dread boy, not the other way around. R.I.P

  • @HVNNXBEE
    @HVNNXBEE 4 года назад +835

    This woman is not his friend she’s his DOM

    • @thepsychicpeach8425
      @thepsychicpeach8425 4 года назад +12

      😂dats real the moment i read that i just realized how much her attitude and personality would reflect somn like that

    • @DairangerSentai7
      @DairangerSentai7 4 года назад

      His what? What's that mean?

    • @thepsychicpeach8425
      @thepsychicpeach8425 4 года назад +6

      @@DairangerSentai7 A Dominatrix, Look it up

    • @acharich
      @acharich 4 года назад +1

      💀💀💀

    • @jimpapadakis7960
      @jimpapadakis7960 4 года назад +24

      Not even that, she's just a bully.

  • @koala.justakoala4287
    @koala.justakoala4287 3 года назад +1118

    These dudes’ chemistry with each other is on another level

    • @micky_knuckles
      @micky_knuckles 3 года назад +59

      For real though! I don't know how I got here but I am in love!! The guy with the longer hair/black shirt is my favorite for sure! I want to hang out with them.

    • @Mari-ck7pm
      @Mari-ck7pm 3 года назад +10

      😭😭😭😭me too! I wanna hang out. Lol.

    • @SkillTogehterHD
      @SkillTogehterHD 3 года назад +6

      @@micky_knuckles Smoke some good stuff they def smoking weed occasingly :D

    • @ntvm4749
      @ntvm4749 2 года назад +2

      i'm lucky me and my best friend are even more like that lmfao

    • @checkmattee222
      @checkmattee222 2 года назад

      It's called friendship.

  • @ashcash3497
    @ashcash3497 4 года назад +509

    She was mad cocky but that dude needed to say something.

    • @nene.6512
      @nene.6512 4 года назад +25

      Nah b, cocky girls are the wave. You just gotta be confident yourself. That dude was just a submissive dude.

    • @HayWoodJobLoMe
      @HayWoodJobLoMe 4 года назад +42

      @@nene.6512 nah they aint, but some people like that so to each their own

    • @RiderInRed
      @RiderInRed 4 года назад +11

      Think she was pushing him to finally lash out so she’d get some of that wild stuff, but no the guy was too low energy.

    • @willharry6835
      @willharry6835 4 года назад +18

      I don't think she was cocky at all. Like the others said, the dude was so passive and not in a masculine frame. I guarantee you if she was with a guy who had confidence and could hold masculine frame, she would be acting different. The guy is just such a SIMP it's hard to watch.

    • @acharich
      @acharich 4 года назад

      @@HayWoodJobLoMe 💀😂💀

  • @rallerufs
    @rallerufs 2 года назад +32

    That was extremely painful to watch, being insecure and shy on camera is one thing but that was nothing short of humiliating, at the same time she think she's so much more attractive than she actually is. Riley balanced it out a bit though, took the bull by the horns and ran with it.

  • @pauliePwalnuts
    @pauliePwalnuts 3 года назад +3454

    People like her are not evil, but their self importance and lack of empathy really do make them poor example of humans.

    • @themissingpeace7956
      @themissingpeace7956 3 года назад +339

      It's called narcissism

    • @pauliePwalnuts
      @pauliePwalnuts 3 года назад +128

      @@themissingpeace7956 ha that's the word i was looking for. It's amazing to watch. I don't understand how it can get that bad without it being corrected by friends and family. Has to be someone in their life who let's them know.

    • @bradbarfuss6472
      @bradbarfuss6472 3 года назад +23

      @@pauliePwalnuts They only act that way around far reachers, people not in their inner circle or family

    • @idontwhy3132
      @idontwhy3132 3 года назад +9

      I appreciate how pinpoint this comment is

    • @thedoublehelix5661
      @thedoublehelix5661 3 года назад +63

      Nah I love how honest she was being. At least she's not a snake and is up front with what she wants / how she feels

  • @edgyquinn7223
    @edgyquinn7223 4 года назад +245

    Girl: Eat me out while I play COD
    Me: Say goodbye to your KD Ratio

    • @epiphanyliveson4742
      @epiphanyliveson4742 4 года назад +9

      Oh, its going negative real fast ;)

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 4 года назад +3

      Win

    • @islandguy2535
      @islandguy2535 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kwameisfunny
      @kwameisfunny 4 года назад +2

      Girl: my KD ratio got better Him: ....what

    • @garylee3845
      @garylee3845 4 года назад +4

      With that girl i think you would be licking out the remains of the last 5 guys that got in there in the last week. Hard pass.

  • @mdyiya
    @mdyiya 4 года назад +219

    I’m OFFICIALLY a black knight. These simps have pissed me off.

    • @shooklizard9039
      @shooklizard9039 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @yoimcaleb6237
      @yoimcaleb6237 4 года назад +38

      We gotta start a black knight movement along with the Misogyny March movement on twitter or sumthin

    • @stayflyking
      @stayflyking 4 года назад +4

      Yo. I like that shit.

    • @MRBlack01234
      @MRBlack01234 4 года назад +8

      You are a simp Slayer.

    • @Dayonetheone
      @Dayonetheone 4 года назад +1

      Tell em... ahaha These mofos have out here like Bane.

  • @xenopain1319
    @xenopain1319 11 месяцев назад +15

    Its a shame people will laugh at him but dude probably has a really good soul which we need more of

    • @agiyx8591
      @agiyx8591 7 месяцев назад

      They edited it to make both look bad

  • @eliotebeats1430
    @eliotebeats1430 4 года назад +400

    "To boost my confidence" Im'a stop right here I think I already had enough..

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 года назад +38

      If it was me in that situation, I would have walked. Time is too short.

    • @datguyphil391
      @datguyphil391 3 года назад +3

      Woman scare me.

    • @KG-jw4jg
      @KG-jw4jg 3 года назад

      @@datguyphil391 y

    • @datguyphil391
      @datguyphil391 3 года назад +6

      @@KG-jw4jg woman don't really respect men's emotions and Im an emotional person hence I'm scared of woman

    • @user-de3zr4ym7s
      @user-de3zr4ym7s 3 года назад +4

      @@datguyphil391 that's like me saying I'm scared of all men because they're all agressive and attack and yell at everyone. Everyone's different I like emotional guys I don't care about appearance, I dated a guy that was 5ft 1 and showed his emotions, until we mutually broke up to move to different places, we're still friends.

  • @deemays12
    @deemays12 4 года назад +600

    The brother with the dreadlocks getting played and lowkey disrespected was cringe. She was only there to get her ego boosted.

    • @KhaliKaizen
      @KhaliKaizen 4 года назад +158

      There wasn't nothing low-key about that disrespect. Ray Charles could see all of that disrespect right there.

    • @taka4059
      @taka4059 4 года назад +96

      @@KhaliKaizen So much disrespect even Stevie Wonder could see it.

    • @armandohenriquez2103
      @armandohenriquez2103 4 года назад +40

      She's definitely a narc

    • @brycecoleman2476
      @brycecoleman2476 4 года назад +15

      Br0k3n_FGC [CB Riptor] boy Stevie wonder saw that thing coming like superstition 😂😂

    • @Jellyclaws221
      @Jellyclaws221 4 года назад +19

      She was ready to kiss him and all that. He was just being sooooooo ackward it was hard to watch. It was like he was talking to a celebrity, not just a regular girl.

  • @olyviermonteau4300
    @olyviermonteau4300 4 года назад +182

    This will not hit every simp with a reality check. Not even the person you're simping for will go out with you.

    • @vanillacream2383
      @vanillacream2383 4 года назад +1

      There ya go

    • @636racer
      @636racer 4 года назад +14

      unfortunately no it wont...they are running on emotion not logic...simps need an actual person in their life to challenge their views, call out their BS, and tell them the truth about themselves

  • @gripskiddly9777
    @gripskiddly9777 3 года назад +22

    “She’s whiter than the backdrop”😂😂😂 underrated

  • @andysaldivar9703
    @andysaldivar9703 3 года назад +500

    Dreads should've just gotten up and walked away mid sentence

    • @bb-3653
      @bb-3653 3 года назад +26

      At which sentence though.

    • @Kdotkon
      @Kdotkon 3 года назад +6

      Wtf!? He luuuuub her! Why tf would he take his chances from 0.0000000432 to -0? Lol

    • @herbertwesley5877
      @herbertwesley5877 3 года назад +1

      Apparently the cut edited the video to make them look bad kinda a dick move coming from them my boy looks like a massive simp.

  • @AP-tk2bb
    @AP-tk2bb 4 года назад +415

    “If I was your secs slave what’s the first thing you’d ask me to do?”
    Free yourself 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @punani_slayer4209
      @punani_slayer4209 4 года назад +11

      I'd make some MOTHERFUCKING MONEY BABYYYYYYYY

    • @Latinblood59
      @Latinblood59 4 года назад +5

      He messed up his opportunity so bad 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

  • @ameenmohammed1579
    @ameenmohammed1579 4 года назад +658

    Word to the wise: never love a girl that doesn't show interest.

    • @JxTime333
      @JxTime333 4 года назад +37

      One of the most important rules EVER.

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 4 года назад +25

      No shit lmao the hard part is defining interest

    • @user78554
      @user78554 4 года назад +9

      You can't control emotions, but you can move and let the time heals everything

    • @mememanfresh
      @mememanfresh 4 года назад +12

      @@user78554 yes you can

    • @wesslydiplan2257
      @wesslydiplan2257 4 года назад +9

      Don’t mess with a girl that don’t show interest period

  • @eddielatino9
    @eddielatino9 Год назад +2

    Yo going back to episodes like this remind me why I follow these dudes. They gotta bring this energy back!

  • @Lost_Entrepreneur
    @Lost_Entrepreneur 4 года назад +63

    bro I usually dont feel sorry for SIMPS but I lit a candle for my dude... R.I.P

    • @paulkofa3238
      @paulkofa3238 4 года назад +3

      Bro me too. Sorry for him legitly a nice guy

    • @ThatSocialloner
      @ThatSocialloner 4 года назад +10

      Light another one becaue he needs all the light to see his way out of that mess

    • @rubenjr4908
      @rubenjr4908 4 года назад +1

      Nah I dont feel sorry. I used to be that simp. Im happy for him. Cuz now he knows and there's no excuse for him anymore.

  • @AnthonyOfficial_
    @AnthonyOfficial_ 4 года назад +479

    Girl: Eat me out while I play video games
    Aba: DEMONS OUR QUEEN HAS BEEN FOUND 🤣

    • @tadiwadzino8225
      @tadiwadzino8225 4 года назад +42

      When that other girl said "I'm trying to get to anal"
      Aba: *I like that*

    • @Flo-hy3zq
      @Flo-hy3zq 4 года назад +1

      And he's married... Wtf.

    • @cham888
      @cham888 4 года назад +20

      Naw, preach is the one who's married.

    • @saphyrentg3223
      @saphyrentg3223 4 года назад +15

      @@Flo-hy3zq Preach is married, aba isn't

  • @allensmith8459
    @allensmith8459 4 года назад +207

    "We don't know if this is gonna be a cringe report"
    I've seen this video. It is most certainly a cringe report

  • @Archer-hg9rw
    @Archer-hg9rw 3 года назад +36

    the dread guy won the lottery and then said "I'm not sure damn", like she was giving you a test bro and she wanted you to pass so bad but you still failed.

  • @collinsgichuhi8255
    @collinsgichuhi8255 3 года назад +1333

    "You sound so boring"
    Every guy watching this: oooooooooooooooooooooh

    • @divitiaevictoria9605
      @divitiaevictoria9605 3 года назад +40

      Facts dawg. My exact reaction 🤣

    • @Nick-pm2nj
      @Nick-pm2nj 3 года назад +8

      I was the 68th like I am getting my brother to be the 69th like we are American heroes

    • @markshay7153
      @markshay7153 3 года назад +6

      69th like! -I got you bro

    • @collinsgichuhi8255
      @collinsgichuhi8255 3 года назад +2

      Nice

    • @markc8864
      @markc8864 3 года назад +11

      I've been in his position before but worse. He should've just walked out like "i'm done it's over i take the L"

  • @alainac.8183
    @alainac.8183 3 года назад +599

    I can feel the second hand embarrassment through the screen for the guy that was called boring, she didn't need to degrade him like that lol

    • @mcsmash4905
      @mcsmash4905 3 года назад +1

      well he got his lesson , while she did seem like a bitch she gave him a chance to redeem himself

    • @kly826
      @kly826 2 года назад +17

      I still can't bring myself to watch it after seeing it for the first time... I just come back here pause right at the beginning and scroll down the comments to see what others have to say... I felt too embarrassed to watch again...

    • @mortalkomment8028
      @mortalkomment8028 2 года назад +14

      It's so painful to watch her rip his heart out

    • @imgettingold9407
      @imgettingold9407 2 года назад +34

      It is because she likes him but wants him to be more like a guy she can see herself with.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 2 года назад +13

      she's looking for a man, not a child she has to take care of

  • @andreilaptes-frangu7775
    @andreilaptes-frangu7775 4 года назад +316

    I was in that simp zone for a good couple months. Towards the end of last year I shot my shot. She was down but ended up flaking and ghosting me. Tbh happy it happened cause at the start of this year decided to stop chasing women and start chasing my goals. Went to the gym and put on twenty pounds, I was a bit under weight, and can deadlift just about twice my weight. Now getting into customizing my motorcycle and can say I’ve never been happier.

    • @christianjames6256
      @christianjames6256 4 года назад +35

      That was a blessing in disguise. She’ll be looking for you when she’s 30. Keep up the gains 💪🏾

    • @kls701
      @kls701 4 года назад +6

      Good job man. That’s respect right there. Can always respect a man who peruses his own dream.

    • @nexsusblue9728
      @nexsusblue9728 4 года назад +3

      Andrei Laptes-Frangu i was in the simp zone for like 6 months in school, bc she had a fat but i realized she just wanted attention, then when i ghosted her she wanted me ,SMH

    • @sambeezy007
      @sambeezy007 4 года назад +8

      @@christianjames6256 there's only 2 ways to be happy as a man in his 20s.
      1. Be married to a loving caring woman that you DON'T have to simp after. (Hope you aren't 1 either)
      2. Be single and have everything to yourself until the right one comes

    • @SoTrue144
      @SoTrue144 4 года назад +13

      Best thing a man can do is focus on himself. Women will be naturally attracted to you.

  • @hwoods8155
    @hwoods8155 2 года назад +9

    She wasn't bullying the guy, he was afraid to speak up.

  • @austins.1102
    @austins.1102 4 года назад +1900

    These dudes never learn stop inflating a woman’s ego that’s only gonna make her arrogant instead of liking u.“Treat her like a celebrity she’ll treat you like a fan”. Don’t pedestalize(anyone) prioritize SELF-RESPECT.(10:55 buddy got crucified but that’s what he gets for simping/be bro at 13:03 fellas)(Edit:Nvm dude is a Chad who just wasn’t interested & cut violated him with the editing FairPlay to him)

    • @Cheetahboy3000
      @Cheetahboy3000 4 года назад +29

      Yeah only if its not a hot guy they don't find attractive.

    • @angela.luntian
      @angela.luntian 4 года назад +51

      Yeah. Respect women as the person they are and they'll love it. A good woman will love that. If you praise her for something even the slightest bit exaggerated you'll def get friendzoned.

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows 4 года назад +20

      and vice versa, people shouldn't bost people's ego like that

    • @Vic-Valentine
      @Vic-Valentine 4 года назад +1

      @streetside121 for real im not looking forward to getting worse, shame is a thing of the past anyways i guess

    • @375kingz
      @375kingz 4 года назад +19

      Sometimes when I see those type of guys I say to myself "they must be trolling, they can't be serious to treat them like celebrities like that" apparently they do exist, the question now is why?

  • @flashounet6086
    @flashounet6086 4 года назад +253

    He needs a good humiliation so that he can stop acting like a simp and start respecting himself.

    • @crimson_kerbec7417
      @crimson_kerbec7417 4 года назад +45

      Some dudes will take humiliation and still think they might have a chance. What he needs is a friend to tell him straight truth.

    • @MRBlack01234
      @MRBlack01234 4 года назад +25

      He need a friend who can slap him hard with red pill.

    • @rontalks8953
      @rontalks8953 4 года назад +24

      @@crimson_kerbec7417 from experience even a friend might not be enough...he's going to have to go through the storm and soak in the water of pain...to learn

    • @110metsfan
      @110metsfan 4 года назад +5

      It’s a journey he has to go through, hopefully he respects himself more

    • @crimson_kerbec7417
      @crimson_kerbec7417 4 года назад +6

      @@rontalks8953 you're definitely right, I know I had to take a big L before I finally got my head right.

  • @MrJtuns
    @MrJtuns 4 года назад +466

    I was dragged around for a long time in the friends zone with a girl. Then I got direct with her, then she said a hell no, your my friend. Then I moved on. And we unfortunately don’t talk anymore. But I moved on, the hurt goes away

    • @toryrods
      @toryrods 4 года назад +22

      I can totally relate dude

    • @jefftyre6141
      @jefftyre6141 4 года назад +36

      Great job on standing up for yourself! You do NOT need a woman that just wants to use you as an emotional tampon. Also, you gained some respect from her when you finally told her what you really want. For all those guys that accepts the friend zone, you ARE NOT fooling her! She knows what’s up and she’s just putting you there cuz you’ll take whatever she have to offer even if it’s a shit sandwich(friendzone)

    • @solomonsanabria7092
      @solomonsanabria7092 4 года назад +19

      Man that why I'm always fully clear on what I want in the first meet. So if I'm hurt which I never am at least I didn't waste any money or time with someone who doesn't want me or see me the same way. Moral is don't accept nothing less and be clear on what you want and if you can't get then its no ones fault you just were incompatible with them

    • @septemberdreamer2651
      @septemberdreamer2651 4 года назад +7

      U played yourself

    • @goondocksaints9597
      @goondocksaints9597 4 года назад +20

      I've heard enough stories of the 'hell no, you're my friend' stories and the most common story is they are 'friends' until he gets a girlfriend, then she doesn't want anything to do with him. Not the kind of relationship people think of when they hear the word 'friends'. There is a word that describes it better, 'orbiter'. An orbiter revolves around a female just waiting for the chance to do favors for the female and the female doesn't have to give anything in return. Most females refuse to admit having at least one orbiter at some point in their life but most admit to having a 'longtime male friend that wants to be more than friends'.

  • @evropatsar4282
    @evropatsar4282 Год назад +6

    I’ve been binge watching your guys channel since yesterday and I can’t stop watching 😂 the chemistry and vibe and pov are immaculate

  • @caterine4604
    @caterine4604 3 года назад +826

    Not gonna lie she is straight up aggressive. Like if he isn't in the same frequency when it comes to kinks that doesn't makes him boring at all.

    • @mariow7818
      @mariow7818 3 года назад +56

      If she liked him, then his boring answers should motivate her to show him all this stuff.. but nah, you are boring because you don't have expirience.

    • @kaimallory481
      @kaimallory481 3 года назад +66

      It seemed more like she was upset that he just didnt give any answers, not that he gave answers that werent similar to hers, if he came in saying with confidence that he just didnt care for the kinks instead of hesitating for 20 seconds before saying "oh idk" im sure he would have done much better.

    • @geminislytherin949
      @geminislytherin949 3 года назад +27

      she was just rude..

    • @Vivi-mp9nn
      @Vivi-mp9nn 3 года назад +8

      He is boring to her

    • @bigtime9597
      @bigtime9597 3 года назад +46

      Honestly, I can understand where she's coming from. And I'm saying this as a man. Homeboy here is just way too passive, and malleable as wet clay. Frankly, I can't stand that either. Show me some fire, some charisma. Women like her want someone dominant in their life who have a strong character, will grab them by the haunches and ride them like a bull. I personally don't blame her for that. In my relationships (family and friends), I can't stand being surrounded by people who seem like they've lost all passion for life, have no interests, are indecisive and so on.

  • @EJ313
    @EJ313 4 года назад +746

    "She's whiter than the backdrop." I'ma come back to this video when I can control myself 😂😂😂😭

  • @nerdstorma8427
    @nerdstorma8427 4 года назад +48

    I’ve never seen a woman with a worse personality. Guy needs to leave immediately.

  • @TriniCrew
    @TriniCrew Год назад +48

    I consider myself to be very self-aware, I found myself in a similar situation and straight up told the girl I don't think it was fair to me that we spend a lot of time together but the guy you seeing is a total twat but he gets to smash you, "and for that reason, I am out!
    "

    • @scar8907
      @scar8907 Год назад +6

      I slightly disagree with your self aware statement, you have self respect, you hold yourself to a higher standard, a trait most men today have lost, good on you king

    • @MarzOnline92
      @MarzOnline92 Год назад

      Good on you sir.

    • @noceboaffect3187
      @noceboaffect3187 Год назад

      You probably have poor decision making skills if you were attracted to a girl like that in the first place

  • @TachibanaTengoku
    @TachibanaTengoku 4 года назад +155

    She isn't THAT good looking to be talking down on people like that lmao She's not wrong but she aint too far ahead.
    He should move on tho, he's obviously not gonna get anything from that relationship

    • @Hextin
      @Hextin 4 года назад +14

      Honestly i don't think she hot at all.

    • @AK-74K
      @AK-74K 4 года назад +31

      She is talking down on him, because that's how he presents himself.

    • @nataliadeathbeat4292
      @nataliadeathbeat4292 4 года назад +15

      Wow u only want 'hot' people to have confidence

    • @shooklizard9039
      @shooklizard9039 4 года назад

      If she aint wrong then why you trying to pull her down like that

    • @Flo-hy3zq
      @Flo-hy3zq 4 года назад +25

      She's mixed. Black men will idolize her and she knows.

  • @heedmywarning2792
    @heedmywarning2792 4 года назад +339

    "you're boring" = your job is to entertain me, like a jester to a queen.... and I will never take you seriously.

    • @qman313
      @qman313 4 года назад +18

      Exactly.

    • @alain3507
      @alain3507 4 года назад +56

      Nah he was just boring. It's not like she was asking for something she was unwilling to give. Imagine playing this game with someone and they're just being a bashful virgin the whole time. You wouldn't be wrong if you said that person was being boring. She shared a lot, and he was way too timid for a girl like her.

    • @1594simonsays
      @1594simonsays 4 года назад +60

      @Imaru Lewis maybe thats shit is gross and he isnt into being sexually deviant

    • @SageVaughn
      @SageVaughn 4 года назад +12

      Nahh, he was just boring..he has no game

    • @hsaitoh9790
      @hsaitoh9790 4 года назад +20

      @@1594simonsays Exactly. I dont get the appeal of buttplay, shits (pun intended) really disgusting to me.

  • @TheRandyWat
    @TheRandyWat 4 года назад +334

    "I've never seen a Final Fantasy Character have kids." LMAO took me out!

  • @chelificent49
    @chelificent49 3 года назад +20

    Preach's "get manmanw" with the uppercut has me dying 🤣

  • @agbordaniels
    @agbordaniels 4 года назад +1208

    Never seen a black man with no game like this guy with dreads in my entire 35 years of existence

    • @micahhill4786
      @micahhill4786 4 года назад +33

      Daniel Jacobs I agree when I saw him, I was like this guy going to show off his swag. Then the nice guy came out of him and I said damn he is me but more of a simp kind.

    • @1Flyingfist
      @1Flyingfist 4 года назад +11

      @Venom's Pain The same same people that perpetuate this cycle of BS 😏😂.

    • @jeremiahnoar7504
      @jeremiahnoar7504 4 года назад +13

      Daniel Jacobs allow me to introduce myself

    • @eddythewire3755
      @eddythewire3755 4 года назад +7

      Venom's Pain says the guys who has no game

    • @albert7738
      @albert7738 4 года назад +2

      Believe you me i have less than no game

  • @khalidboxer3786
    @khalidboxer3786 4 года назад +86

    Watching that guy with the dreads try to run game made my PTSD kick in.
    When i was 16, I used to be the CEO of simps......smh

    • @xdavier31
      @xdavier31 4 года назад +27

      lmao, Post Traumatic Simp Disorder

    • @phillipharris9845
      @phillipharris9845 4 года назад +8

      @@xdavier31 Ya'll just gave me flashbacks to my teens....and I didn't appreciate it....I am gonna go bang my wife now to forget my pain.

    • @user-zq1lb3lx4m
      @user-zq1lb3lx4m 4 года назад +1

      @@phillipharris9845 too bad your wife is also your dad...

    • @sibusisomkwanazi3124
      @sibusisomkwanazi3124 4 года назад

      I feel like we had flashbacks looking at this video 😂😂

    • @elyasshussain5988
      @elyasshussain5988 4 года назад

      same

  • @justynvallin
    @justynvallin 4 года назад +392

    “My boy did not make it to Noah’s ark, he drowned” 😂😂😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 года назад

      God bless the homeboy

  • @whitehairedbadass3475
    @whitehairedbadass3475 4 месяца назад +1

    Aye I cant even blame her. Seemed like he'd atleast have a chance if he could actually answer the questions

  • @jerryedouard6025
    @jerryedouard6025 3 года назад +517

    When he broke into créole, I threw my phone across the room. This is content.

  • @harlech2
    @harlech2 4 года назад +242

    He's so far in the friend zone, he can see Narnia from there.

    • @gdaebb9179
      @gdaebb9179 4 года назад

      lol...She is in the friend zone. That is why she is bitter. She is crushing on him, not the other way around.

    • @addictedlemon9581
      @addictedlemon9581 4 года назад +1

      GDAE BB 2:05 she says she likes that he wasn’t like perving and lusting over her because she’s his crush so no he is in the friend zone

    • @addictedlemon9581
      @addictedlemon9581 4 года назад

      GDAE BB easy to misunderstand though

    • @gdaebb9179
      @gdaebb9179 4 года назад

      @@addictedlemon9581 lol..no dude, In the original the video, they explain she was the one with the crush, and she had a crush on him because, he wasn't perving on her and that he, on the other hand just found her a regular friend unlike all the other men who CHASE after her. He never treated her anything more than a friend. So who was put in the friend zone?..It was her obviously.

    • @Cho0segoose
      @Cho0segoose 4 года назад

      @@gdaebb9179 so bro is actuallly chad wow

  • @skipbaeless1523
    @skipbaeless1523 4 года назад +172

    My crush once told me that she wants her daughter to marry my son because I’m a good guy🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @millian1065
      @millian1065 4 года назад +22

      LMAO THE DISRESPECT😂😂😂😂

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 4 года назад +78

      Your friend zone is moving onto the next generation. You've reached friend zone levels that shouldn't exist, damn rest in piece homie..

    • @TTLOSF
      @TTLOSF 4 года назад +10

      Focus on you bro. Best advice I could give you.

    • @bestreviewouthere6438
      @bestreviewouthere6438 4 года назад +6

      This is tough cause she ain’t even considered u dawg, like not even a bit😂😂😭

    • @youngmarcy7087
      @youngmarcy7087 4 года назад

      GULAG YOU GO

  • @theperfectbeing
    @theperfectbeing 3 года назад +54

    Poor dude with the dreads seems like he was raised by a single mom with very strong moral standards and she taught him to always be totally respectful to women, which isn't a bad thing at all but it does nothing for the female sexual attraction. It's a terrible disservice to teach young men to act harmless, women don't want harmless men, they want a savage who has himself under control but can dip into that in the bedroom or if some real violence breaks out.
    Speaking from personal experience, it doesn't matter how attractive/sexy you are, you will utterly sink 90% of chances with women these days if you aren't willing to assert yourself and at least give off that hint sexual engagement or forwardness, hell half the time their shock/indignation isn't even legit and they are just testing you to see if you have the balls to follow through with whatever you're saying (extra points if you can get a laugh while doing it). When I was in my early 20s I was jacked, lean, well groomed and met the 6ft qualification but straight up torpedoed my chances with most women because they'd see me and think "Super strong man handling dominant type sex" and then i'd give off a contrary vibe to that and they peace out or immediately lose interest. Once I stopped giving a fuck and just said whatever I wanted and learned to roll with the outcomes from that, my dating life did a 180 and I finally started feeling comfortable in my own element.
    There's a reason why there has been a precipitous drop in sexual activity of young men during the last 20yrs (many studies done on it) but virtually no change in womens. All the women are simply flocking to the "fuck boys" who tend to not give a shit, say what they want, go for what they want and aren't afraid to offend/piss off women. They don't hide that they want to smash and they're attractive enough that women don't care either way.

    • @filbao8113
      @filbao8113 2 года назад +7

      😐

    • @nadiaishimwe3663
      @nadiaishimwe3663 2 года назад +3

      That bit about sexual activity was interesting

    • @erebus7306
      @erebus7306 2 года назад +27

      Did you really just create a whole backstory for this nigga.

    • @dreamhunter5795
      @dreamhunter5795 2 года назад

      Those we call them asians

  • @malik5835
    @malik5835 4 года назад +153

    These girls getting dug out by other guys while these simps crushing and dreaming of those girls.

  • @valkyrie1716
    @valkyrie1716 4 года назад +241

    She feels so entitled and on a pedestal. That guy needs to move on.

    • @t0nicss867
      @t0nicss867 4 года назад +3

      the guy needs to understand glaringly obvious neon signs saying "SAY SOMETHING MF, IM INTO YOU SOMEWHAT"

    • @Ax1oM11oo
      @Ax1oM11oo 4 года назад +7

      @Valkyrie
      You’re wrong. She’s very expressive and super confident. I have lady friends like that. That has nothing to d with being entitled.
      The guy is just too intimidated by her and it’s his fault.
      I’m an introvert, a big introvert yet I have dated many ladies with that energy. You just have to cope and go with the flow sometimes or you will end up looking awkward.

  • @MarMar5654
    @MarMar5654 4 года назад +466

    Even though everyone is roasting him, I really hope he is able to learn from this and adventure in life a bit, nothing wrong with someone who's not a sex demon or isn't super assertive, but too much of something is always harmful. Goodluck out there my dude, you'll get the hang of life, and once you do, you'll have her begging for more always.

    • @andremedeiros4275
      @andremedeiros4275 4 года назад +39

      Exactly. Not everyone has to be like that. Poor dude likes a woman that's the opposite of what he is so he probably feels like he needs to be like that, rather than get another girl

    • @melodrama1401
      @melodrama1401 4 года назад +11

      Tyson Mike underrated comment

    • @jshane8888
      @jshane8888 4 года назад +6

      She had a crush on him not the other way though..

    • @One_Black_Panther
      @One_Black_Panther 4 года назад +16

      This is what happens when you don't know who you are. Like Preach said, there is NOTHING wrong with him if he knows who he truly is. This is people's biggest problem...they claim to know who they are when they really don't. Once you know who you are and accept it...you won't put up with things like this. Find who you're really suppose to be with. That's all

    • @princesskitkat7061
      @princesskitkat7061 4 года назад

      @@jshane8888 yeah smh they just dont get it thats why he really didnt care

  • @MMTT193
    @MMTT193 3 года назад +11

    This is gold thank you two 🙏🏽 Always cheer me up and make me laugh so hard 😂👌🏽🙏🏽🤍

  • @itsZukka
    @itsZukka 4 года назад +730

    It’s fine if she doesn’t like him but she’s being very disrespectful

    • @yaohshalom
      @yaohshalom 4 года назад +16

      @Thelondonbadger very true!

    • @LordHaveMurcielago
      @LordHaveMurcielago 4 года назад +48

      she's a woman, they're allowed to be disrespectful and overtly sexual. lol

    • @richjuin9504
      @richjuin9504 4 года назад +104

      Thelondonbadger Yeah, that’s just shit testing. And it’s garbage behavior. You shouldn’t give people a pass for horrible behavior because they are a certain gender. Being a good human being should be universal, and it doesn’t matter if someone lets you spit on them. The fact is, if you still spit on them, your still a very disrespectful person.

    • @lolalolita3537
      @lolalolita3537 4 года назад +66

      @@richjuin9504 i agree. This boundary testing is what children do and animals not grown adults. If grown adult doing this they probably spoilt and that aint a good sign. They are FUCKIN immature

    • @eznosnopes5276
      @eznosnopes5276 4 года назад +33

      Even though it is 'shit testing' it is still extremely rude and does not justify it. She is an adult who can control her actions.

  • @richnwan9854
    @richnwan9854 4 года назад +351

    Guys.... the one with the crush is the girl. SHE has a crush on the dude. All the crushes sat on the right. All the crush-ees at the beginning of the video explained why they were into the crush. How is he a simp if he's not even pursuing her?

    • @LukaDonesnitch
      @LukaDonesnitch 4 года назад +107

      It didn't really matter cause at the end of the video, she straight shitted on that guy with the dreads.

    • @cctwin1
      @cctwin1 4 года назад +102

      She did "shit" on him at the end but I think it was more of a trying to shame him into being more into her than he was. It's like she was "shooting her shot" and he was more like "whatever". That being said, he does seem like a more conservative, laid back type dude.

    • @MzSoulll
      @MzSoulll 4 года назад +32

      @@LukaDonesnitch apparently they edited it to look that way. someone in the comments said the two of them did kiss and they hung out after. kinda changes things lol

    • @enigma2297
      @enigma2297 4 года назад +36

      @@MzSoulll nah I dont believe that and If that is true I feel bad for him. I'm a soft guys to but the difference between me and him is that i know myself worth and I'm not gonna be chasen after her bed of women
      You cant let people diss you like that in private let alone in PUBLIC and on the INTERNET and then just be like let's still hang out after

    • @user-br4tb7en1l
      @user-br4tb7en1l 4 года назад +14

      This makes a lot more sense now. The way she was acting was like she’s into him

  • @bruh......2005
    @bruh......2005 4 года назад +573

    "YOU ARE SOOO BORING"
    I might be a shy and have some simp tendencys but if a girl said that straight to my face.... I WOULD HAVE LEFT RIGHT THERE!!

    • @alexandersnow5867
      @alexandersnow5867 4 года назад +108

      Lol “leaved”

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 4 года назад +23

      @Incognito Opal Oww shit... I made a stupid mistake lol.... thankyo for correcting me, next time i will get it right👍

    • @notomar1555
      @notomar1555 4 года назад +33

      It’s a shit test, to see how you take criticism, walking away is not it, she definitely has some type of interest in you if she tries that out

    • @mczacify
      @mczacify 4 года назад +9

      Nah bro get rid of that simp tendencies

    • @Andrelaflay
      @Andrelaflay 4 года назад +4

      i just would have scratched the back of my hand with her face tbh

  • @unyameena1459
    @unyameena1459 3 года назад +18

    ill never simp again for the rest of my life thank you aba preach

  • @FleeceJohnsonDaBootyWarrior
    @FleeceJohnsonDaBootyWarrior 4 года назад +104

    "Based on a 5 second sample.. I give it an 8."
    Dude ran game for a round two, and she played.

  • @Whatreally123
    @Whatreally123 3 года назад +343

    That guy needs a strong male guide to make him feel comfortable in who he is.
    It's OK to not be kinky like that girl but needs confidence to say "hey I'm not into that ".

    • @mortalkomment8028
      @mortalkomment8028 2 года назад +9

      Exactly!

    • @zxnaz_
      @zxnaz_ 2 года назад +2

      Naw I wouldn’t have answered these questions On camera , especially the slave one because my initial thoughts would be crazy as hell 😂 I’d be hesitant to answer that due to how wild it is . When he said at the end about how ppl should get the game to where they can answer the question in private to be more spicy , it made me think he was on my same line of thinking . Saying what you truly wanted to say on camera at least would be absolutely wild. Bc if I had my crush as a willing slave I’d straight up abuse her sexually but in consensual ways . I have extremely strong and to some obscure kinks . I say that Bc the idea of a slave is that you own them and can do whatever you want with no type of laws or restrictions. Guarantee that if I was to elaborate on what I said earlier or if he was to say anything near , it could be incriminating 😂I wouldn’t even be able to come up with a lie since I such at lying to the extreme and if I was to water it down it could come off as that I’m lying about what I like and I’m trying to match what she might like

    • @SkaterChick1972
      @SkaterChick1972 Год назад +2

      💯💯💯

    • @landmindssoul4636
      @landmindssoul4636 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah that's why she was so confident in saying things like that cause he lacked confidence to stand up.

  • @HassanPoyo
    @HassanPoyo 4 года назад +501

    I genuinely felt upset for the guy with dreads, hurt my heart seeing him being disrespected like that 😂

    • @миленаћеранић-я5щ
      @миленаћеранић-я5щ 4 года назад +16

      AND HE'S CUTE

    • @jasonthepowerranger7457
      @jasonthepowerranger7457 3 года назад +50

      Same. He's not a bad guy, and he's not a complete beta. Yeah he's a little bit of a simp, but he really just seems like a nice introvert. She was being too aggressive, but she isn't meant for him anyway

    • @markc8864
      @markc8864 3 года назад +11

      @@jasonthepowerranger7457 the dude probably just didn't know what he was up against lol

    • @Shelby20874
      @Shelby20874 3 года назад +2

      @@markc8864 not a single solitary clue.

    • @luckymakhwe5300
      @luckymakhwe5300 3 года назад +6

      The simp allowed it. He could have put that bitch down... but he choked

  • @danyahlaarayah7016
    @danyahlaarayah7016 2 года назад +9

    She basically said to the friend zone that you had the chance but you blew it, him not saying anything made him sound boring i.e. bedroom wise to her she literally stuck it on him and he went shy not once twice she gave him the chance to make something up on the spot and he crumbled 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣