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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @penishilton6940
    @penishilton6940 5 лет назад +9396

    As one of active viewers since basically the beginning of your channel that is also a female, it kind of bothers me how every video you upload recently is about bashing women, It's not like females that you've discussed didn't deserve it, all I'm saying is that there are also other topics that should be talked about
    Edit: I see that you guys can't take any bit of criticism while constantly critiquing others. We truly live in a society

    • @TheloniousP
      @TheloniousP 5 лет назад +11553

      But that's the beauty of RUclips, there are plenty of channels that will cater to what you feel like watching when you feel like watching it.

    • @MrShaneVicious
      @MrShaneVicious 5 лет назад +7491

      that's probably because masculinity is under assault in Canada and females are not held accountable. They are attempting to bring balance.

    • @dt5072
      @dt5072 5 лет назад +2725

      they are mens rights activists now

    • @fernandopuente983
      @fernandopuente983 5 лет назад +1095

      News flash!!!!!

    • @tonys9796
      @tonys9796 5 лет назад +2599

      *Penis Hilton* 👈😅 (pause) ✋
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PixelSlayer247
    @PixelSlayer247 5 лет назад +11677

    I'm not a Scorpio, but I would definitely avoid that Cancer

    • @bupekamfwa
      @bupekamfwa 5 лет назад +612

      Well... that's something. I'm a cancer and I'd rather get chemotherapy.

    • @HashTheGrappler
      @HashTheGrappler 5 лет назад +235

      I’m a scorpio and my reaction was: Wtf did i do?

    • @hotcrazycatladyme168
      @hotcrazycatladyme168 5 лет назад +14

      @@bupekamfwa My boyfriend does the same thing as you just did to PixelSlayer. He will take my joke and change one or two words then immediately repeat it back to me after I literally just said it, and wonder why I am not laughing, as if I don't have a sense of humor. It's like, nope, I laughed at it the first time I heard it... when I came up with the original just a moment ago, lol. Pixel's joke was fucking hilarious, and the originality is what made it so. Yours was a little too Amy Schumer for me, but I know a guy who would probably love it! ;) :) :) :p

    • @bupekamfwa
      @bupekamfwa 5 лет назад +162

      @@hotcrazycatladyme168 ​ @HotCrazyCatLady Me You're projecting way too hard dawg. It aint that deep, It's called playing off someone's joke and running with it.

    • @BVargas78
      @BVargas78 5 лет назад +6

      Good one!

  • @aznation6275
    @aznation6275 4 года назад +5110

    This the type of girl that will crash your car and try to explain herself by blaming her star sign like
    “oopsie! sorry I'm an asparagus” 🙄

    • @joshuabrown9398
      @joshuabrown9398 4 года назад +122

      underrated comment

    • @funkyfiss
      @funkyfiss 3 года назад +162

      Well she is vegan too. Asparagus is quite fitting.

    • @jasminehenry2058
      @jasminehenry2058 3 года назад +37

      Hahahahahahs

    • @EchadLevShtim
      @EchadLevShtim 3 года назад +145

      Asparagus... It even sounds like a star system.🤣

    • @Leaptab
      @Leaptab 3 года назад +33

      You just defined the stupidity of how my mother acts in one sentences, Congrats.

  • @toddstrange9184
    @toddstrange9184 5 лет назад +13309

    That moment when your birthday is a deal breaker

    • @leah_beaute
      @leah_beaute 5 лет назад +140

      🤣🤣

    • @jennijosephson7951
      @jennijosephson7951 5 лет назад +53

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it

    • @TheCruzan26
      @TheCruzan26 5 лет назад +63

      Lmao Y'all can laugh but I stay clear Leo and Virgo.

    • @jibrael5705
      @jibrael5705 5 лет назад +272

      @Adrius She was an idiot if she did that bruh. Bullet. Dodged.

    • @meeksjjm
      @meeksjjm 5 лет назад +59

      I’m sorry but astrology is very real people who really follow astrology know that everyone has different signs within their birth chart so that’s why you should at least give the person a shot

  • @entitledunfortunately4984
    @entitledunfortunately4984 3 года назад +3767

    She thinks religion is a deal breaker but believes in space racism also known as astrology

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 года назад +587

      "space racism"
      Never thought I hear that in my lifetime

    • @owais1444
      @owais1444 3 года назад +19

      hey it me

    • @jamesstevens4253
      @jamesstevens4253 3 года назад +23

      Okay bud how is astrology racist I have to hear this logic.

    • @xavierescano4559
      @xavierescano4559 3 года назад +329

      @@jamesstevens4253 you do get that astrology literally judges you based on your star signs and all sorts of other shit you have zero control over right....

    • @FGj-xj7rd
      @FGj-xj7rd 3 года назад +200

      Space racism? Lmao
      Dude, you deserve a coffee.

  • @therokku7393
    @therokku7393 4 года назад +2737

    USSR called, they want their red flags back

  • @robinpreston5358
    @robinpreston5358 4 года назад +2222

    She’s the type of girl who will cheat on you, and say it’s because you are a Scorpio

    • @Jlaubster
      @Jlaubster 4 года назад +186

      no she'll say its because of her horoscope and its in her nature, and out of her control.

    • @Ashley-cr4ow
      @Ashley-cr4ow 4 года назад +23

      Nobody cheats on a Scorpio ;)

    • @Rivenburg-xd5yf
      @Rivenburg-xd5yf 4 года назад +2

      @Stanton Cree Your...nature...

    • @Rivenburg-xd5yf
      @Rivenburg-xd5yf 4 года назад +6

      @Stanton Cree lol, too funy. yeah, the whole mindset is similar to whats oing on in our politics right now. its like going to a movie you know doest represent reality at all but you can suspend disbelief while you watch. Those people suspend disbelief when they wake up, and hold that thought all day.

    • @Rivenburg-xd5yf
      @Rivenburg-xd5yf 4 года назад +1

      @Stanton Cree that discribes half our population. were screwed. btw, my "your nature" comment was an aesops fables reference.

  • @the9owls771
    @the9owls771 4 года назад +2072

    The last guy in the circle was like "I won... but at what cost"

    • @NewAgeSlaves
      @NewAgeSlaves 4 года назад +16

      Lol 🤝🏿

    • @ma1ne0520
      @ma1ne0520 4 года назад +96

      All of his dignity 🤣

    • @napolitano915
      @napolitano915 4 года назад +10

      @@ma1ne0520 that's exactly what I was thinking

    • @MadaraUchiha-ly8wr
      @MadaraUchiha-ly8wr 4 года назад +9

      Dumb ass SIMP/BETA. He seriously didn't believe he could do better?

    • @InimitaPaul
      @InimitaPaul 4 года назад +23

      “Sometimes when you lose, you actually win and sometimes when you win, you actually lose.” - White Men Can’t Jump

  • @bobbyhinner3225
    @bobbyhinner3225 3 года назад +801

    There was this chick I went to high school with who just was awful at driving. She hit a Turkey one day and it messed up the front of her car. She literally took a video of herself crying snd put it on her Snapchat saying “the universe is against me because I’m a Capricorn” or something similar. These people are nuts

    • @pjincho
      @pjincho 3 года назад +33

      I fear for our future. Gen z is just.... ugh.

    • @msadburns
      @msadburns 3 года назад +29

      I would've took it home and had dinner

    • @aloowalia2849
      @aloowalia2849 3 года назад +3

      😁

    • @vihansubramaniam3593
      @vihansubramaniam3593 3 года назад +13

      @@pjincho Other gens were worse honestly

    • @pjincho
      @pjincho 3 года назад +1

      @@vihansubramaniam3593 oh right. True.

  • @randalhighben586
    @randalhighben586 5 лет назад +4531

    She associates people's personalities with their zodiac signs - shes already a lost cause

  • @bropoke6799
    @bropoke6799 4 года назад +1152

    "I'm too lazy to take off my makeup or redo it, but ur bday is in the wrong month"

    • @andrewgonzalez7143
      @andrewgonzalez7143 4 года назад +56

      Not just the fact that she's too lazy to do it again, but also the fact she's wearing yesterday's makeup also implies she hasn't taken a proper shower today.
      A girl who is:
      Devoted to horoscopes but claim to vehemently avoid theism?
      yikes
      Is unwilling to date someone for their eye color?
      yikes
      Smokes in excess to the point where she says "fuck you" to anyone who brings it up?
      Yikes.
      I'm surprised anyone stayed after like the first 2-3 questions.

    • @420f37
      @420f37 4 года назад +4

      @@andrewgonzalez7143 they probably stayed because the boys always stick together

    • @waywardstoner9416
      @waywardstoner9416 4 года назад +6

      @@420f37 "Ok guys so if you keep up with her the first 3 questions, each gets 20 bucks, if you hold on to the 5th, it's 50".

    • @gretas950
      @gretas950 4 года назад +8

      Andrew Gonzalez I’m pretty sure she’s not wearing last night’s makeup, as I girl I can confirm, she knew she would be on the internet so of course she put effort in. I think she was trying to make it seem like she’s “sooo chill” and not shallow at all by lying about the makeup... which makes her even more annoying imo

  • @voken1380
    @voken1380 5 лет назад +1158

    This girl isn’t just a clown she the entire circus

    • @crimsonite1524
      @crimsonite1524 5 лет назад +27

      but a lot of men would wife her up. just goes to show that as humans we cant rely on instincts like animals, we need to be taught in order to survive and thrive in the social environment

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 5 лет назад +4

      Voken Edgeworth is proud of you

    • @isaiahcoley438
      @isaiahcoley438 5 лет назад +1

      @@crimsonite1524 speaks for yourself. You are just a weak minded person.

    • @mrvn000
      @mrvn000 5 лет назад +1

      Ja ja ja muy bueno....

    • @VividFilmProductions
      @VividFilmProductions 5 лет назад

      Voken women are clowns these days bro.

  • @jasongraham5648
    @jasongraham5648 3 года назад +478

    This is the result of telling your children how great they are and they can be anything they want and everyone gets a trophy

    • @khwanimkhwanazi7742
      @khwanimkhwanazi7742 3 года назад +2

      @Jason Graham big respect. Your speech needs to be referenced because it's straight facts!! 💯

    • @asotomayor
      @asotomayor 3 года назад +1

      Facts!

    • @mcuembedded
      @mcuembedded 3 года назад +4

      Everyone is queen, including dudes.

    • @jasongraham5648
      @jasongraham5648 3 года назад +4

      Children need discipline. Without it we end up in the world we’re in right now.

    • @ericvalverderosado2046
      @ericvalverderosado2046 3 года назад +5

      I don’t want a trophy but a “nice job” or “don’t worry, you will do better next time” is always lovely

  • @stevenwilliams1805
    @stevenwilliams1805 5 лет назад +1519

    "I'm down for like when we're senior citizens to be domestic partners"
    Translation; I don't believe in marriage but, I don't want to end up alone.

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows 5 лет назад +186

      i don't want commitment/compromise but i don't wanna be alone

    • @laciena
      @laciena 5 лет назад +18

      Lmfaoooooo facts

    • @zack01598
      @zack01598 5 лет назад +5

      Zenish Khumujam true LULW

    • @reclaimedandrested
      @reclaimedandrested 5 лет назад +4

      @Zenish Khumujam yup. That's exactly what I want!

    • @dongysakura418
      @dongysakura418 5 лет назад +7

      Some guys are the same way

  • @geoffreyokrongly916
    @geoffreyokrongly916 4 года назад +684

    That last guy left looked like he just realized “I’m the only one left because I’m the only one stupid enough to stay”.

  • @liamkucht
    @liamkucht 4 года назад +1999

    Her: "I'd prefer someone who's not religious"
    Also her: " *scorpios go away* "

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +8

      @Liza Johnson RIGHT? I don't think I would date religious girls either, but don't be a fucking dick. But she's obviously Cancer.
      Not sorry.

    • @MilahanPhilosophersCorner
      @MilahanPhilosophersCorner 2 года назад +7

      😆🍿

    • @somaiaahmed6215
      @somaiaahmed6215 2 года назад +3

      OMG Milahan, big fan here 🙆‍♀️✨

    • @pandemicneetbux2110
      @pandemicneetbux2110 Год назад

      Yeah you guys wonder how some of us can literally just take one look at a woman and write her off immediately. Entitled, stupid, selfish traits, demanding, of course she is against religion but still lives her life by not even occult principles, no no even occultism is way too much a code to live by, she just needs the stupidest Cosmo shit. I mean you can just take a loook at someone and tell she's a full-on modernist girl and not even worth considering. "why does she need to phrase her shit like a total jackass" because people like this all are jackasses. It's like, look I can understand if you're like high all the time, but even being on marijuana you should poke your head above the cloud sometime and ask "am I actually being a bit of an ass?"
      I like how there's this like one dude left, this one thirst dude willing to hit and leave anything and he suddenly realizes the amount of effort and patience this is gonna take.
      Fuck's sake when I start dating again I need a solid wall of filters at this point. I guarantee you what she wants is her first guy, more or less. "Manifesting" goes right. Fuck I was right, yeah and she's on drugs all the time but somehow, none of that weed makes her self reflect. Anyway manifesting goes right alongside feminism and Q anon at this point. Maybe I can just slam The Secret before any date occurs so I can save my money.

  • @bobino4646
    @bobino4646 3 года назад +250

    This last guy is like “I’m an idiot” 🤣

    • @tricopimp
      @tricopimp 3 года назад +12

      He is the only one who didn’t figure out the rules, the winner is actually the second to last to walk away. He was able to tolerate the stench of her personality and voice the longest without getting stuck with her.

    • @melrobertson2743
      @melrobertson2743 3 года назад +3

      He may have "won" the date with her, doesn't mean he has to show up for that date

    • @dinorap1
      @dinorap1 6 месяцев назад

      He looked so ashamed to be the last one standing lol

  • @nigel5895
    @nigel5895 5 лет назад +596

    Preach: "Is this what's out there?"
    Comment Section Answers: Yes!!!

    • @LOOssSOuL9415
      @LOOssSOuL9415 5 лет назад +33

      Come on gimme a hug lol

    • @LuisdavidFG
      @LuisdavidFG 5 лет назад +20

      @@LOOssSOuL9415 I stretched my arms out to receive that hug bruh

    • @lordreyna6924
      @lordreyna6924 5 лет назад +4

      And in guys too that’s how guys are nowadays too!!

    • @lastfirst9101
      @lastfirst9101 5 лет назад +8

      He sounded so disappointed 😂😂

    • @aa-kz7hc
      @aa-kz7hc 5 лет назад +4

      @@lordreyna6924 is that sarcasm

  • @caseybledsoe770
    @caseybledsoe770 5 лет назад +2353

    She's one of those "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual" chicks.

    • @ESFDragxnFistEntertainment
      @ESFDragxnFistEntertainment 4 года назад +187

      She's one of those fake culture vulture spiritual chicks biting off of Indo Asiatic Nubian culture. Most these people that bandwagon that form of Dharmic religions have no sense or knowledge of the culture. They just falter towards it because it's a trend and it can be manipulated towards their own false paganistic agenda that holds no value.

    • @samuel.j.barker
      @samuel.j.barker 4 года назад +30

      tbf dude those are 2 different things so i dont understand your point

    • @ESFDragxnFistEntertainment
      @ESFDragxnFistEntertainment 4 года назад +1

      @@samuel.j.barker
      ??

    • @samuel.j.barker
      @samuel.j.barker 4 года назад +30

      @@ESFDragxnFistEntertainment i don't get the point that's trying to be made bro
      She's obnoxious and arrogant but dont get how saying your spiritual not religious ties in with it at all, cause it doesn't.
      Never met a chick who says that and if i did, doubt she'd be like that. More like a hippy probably

    • @gipgap4
      @gipgap4 4 года назад +9

      Dragun Fist Gamer spiritual = sleeps with loads of men

  • @HeinzGuderian_
    @HeinzGuderian_ 4 года назад +1962

    If a women ever asked me what my sign is, I'd tell her Exit.

    • @briankenome
      @briankenome 4 года назад +40

      I like that 😂

    • @MadaraUchiha-ly8wr
      @MadaraUchiha-ly8wr 4 года назад +14

      Learning how to have a good time with a woman like that, JUST GOT HARDER.

    • @jawadmirza7050
      @jawadmirza7050 4 года назад +2

      Ma maannnnnn

    • @shinichi6235
      @shinichi6235 4 года назад +14

      That shii so gay tf they care about that

    • @danballe
      @danballe 4 года назад +1

      Good one

  • @connortremblay1259
    @connortremblay1259 3 года назад +337

    "I know what I want"
    "You have to have brown/black hair and brown eyes, and you have to be one of these three star signs"
    This is a prime example of somebody who THINKS they know what they want, but are only capable of judging people on superficial shit and have NO IDEA what they really want.

    • @KhadaJhin04
      @KhadaJhin04 3 года назад +16

      Not to mention, if they're this prejudiced against every person that has a slightly different view on life than them and passes judgement like she does, then she clearly, is very clueless as to what life is to begin with, they've not experienced an ounce of living and mingling with different perspectives, they like to gatekeep with all these shallow preferences because it gives them a sense of control and like they know what they're doing and want in life.

    • @CharlesChristinaWH
      @CharlesChristinaWH 3 года назад +1

      @@KhadaJhin04 I think that's code for "be a black guy" by her

  • @yeetiesandwheaties
    @yeetiesandwheaties 3 года назад +1512

    If she believes in astrology, it's already a no from me.

    • @SaltandLight70x7
      @SaltandLight70x7 3 года назад +67

      Same, wont date a man that believes in that.

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 3 года назад +5

      It's real easy to dismiss, you just make them feel dumb for asking dumb shit. Lol

    • @MrDrManPerson
      @MrDrManPerson 3 года назад +41

      Believing astrology is real is like believing Bigfoot is real. Sure believe it but dont talk about that shit like it is real. You look real dumb

    • @marcusellis6338
      @marcusellis6338 3 года назад +28

      Anyone that thinks religion is superior to believing in astrology is completely crazy. Religion and astrology are intertwined in ways that they don't teach at church.

    • @marcusellis6338
      @marcusellis6338 3 года назад +8

      @Eagle astrology is based on astronomy. It's all about planet and star alignments.

  • @124madcow
    @124madcow 5 лет назад +487

    I remember this old lad in the pub said to me "if all she has is between her legs she's not worth a shite". Its pretty legit advice.

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 5 лет назад +65

      sounds like my grandma, "dont fall in love with a hoe" (just in mandarin). Smart women can sense a woman who isnt shit from a mile away 😂

    • @Jamfar777
      @Jamfar777 5 лет назад +25

      @@kevinzhu6417 Facts. When I was getting on my "women are more moral" bullshit, it was my mom that started hitting me with the hard truth.

    • @femdivinemind7777
      @femdivinemind7777 5 лет назад +4

      @@kevinzhu6417 lmfao!!

    • @dazpatreg
      @dazpatreg 4 года назад +1

      You have to be Irish. That ould lad said that through Guinness stained lips while smoking a major

    • @richardscanlan3419
      @richardscanlan3419 4 года назад +1

      @@Jamfar777 your mother inhabited the real world,before this "feminism" cancer became the in thing.

  • @jusdesireable3224
    @jusdesireable3224 3 года назад +2069

    She literally just sounds like a person that had been handed everything in life.

    • @kaylynhenderson6715
      @kaylynhenderson6715 3 года назад +40

      Except her partner preferences on a silver platter.

    • @kaylynhenderson6715
      @kaylynhenderson6715 3 года назад +25

      @@MP-ut6eb shes got this uncomfortable glee when the guys shes actually bashing are leaving. Like "if you're religious please um don't be and excuse yourself." Then laughing her ass off as the religious boys leave. Cirtan horoscope sign has to be in league with hers or it's no go. Bro if you anything human you'd know thats a little messed up. I would never fuckin greet men with "you can't be Sagittarius, libra, Taurus *listing every zodiac that isn't mine* religion? Uuuuhhhmmmm ew. Oh you have nice blond hair. That's not good enough. GTFO IF U VOTED FOR TRUMP."
      Like this isn't nice nor fair at all. Might as well just line em up behind a screen and have her just choose blindly. She legit looks as if even though you might win her as a date you didn't win anything other than company at dinner and she acts like a 12yo daughter wrapped up in a phone. (Don't bash me for being on mine rn tho I'm not buried in it all day I work. Im not showing up to publicly shame people for not being what im into. This being up is just bleh. Can't belive this channel (not apa and preach whatever they reacting to)
      Its her actions and how she acts when she's hurt them boys that shows she don't give two shits about your feelings or actually preforming a social experiment. (Social experiment with the same people over and over again)

    • @kaylynhenderson6715
      @kaylynhenderson6715 3 года назад

      @@MP-ut6eb only you assumed your wrong.

    • @kaylynhenderson6715
      @kaylynhenderson6715 3 года назад +4

      You asked why (shes been labeled a privileged girl with everything handed to her) i answered in why I believed she is and yeah she's mean. Nothing in my text at all states or claims you're wrong.

    • @kaylynhenderson6715
      @kaylynhenderson6715 3 года назад +1

      @@MP-ut6eb oh shit im sorry for the whole misunderstanding then dude. Lol. Right on and you have a great evening too!

  • @mbg9650
    @mbg9650 3 года назад +235

    "The kind of girl you weed out of your life" ―Aba. Right on.

  • @kurosan0079
    @kurosan0079 5 лет назад +521

    no self-respecting man would date that

    • @hendrixjoe555
      @hendrixjoe555 5 лет назад +12

      not in the western world

    • @SwaggaNeal
      @SwaggaNeal 5 лет назад +91

      Jerome Bustillo unfortunately a lot of “men” don’t respect themselves

    • @joshuacummings3178
      @joshuacummings3178 5 лет назад +26

      @@SwaggaNeal that's cause most men... Are raised by women so it's wholeheartedly to be expected..

    • @ebonyrose9990
      @ebonyrose9990 5 лет назад +19

      She loooks like she doesn't shower

    • @unfazedo
      @unfazedo 5 лет назад +14

      Remember that fat girl with 4 men and 2 are bi? Yeah

  • @AbaNPreach
    @AbaNPreach  5 лет назад +87

    We got 2 more of these since i discovered this Channel. More to come, be sure to subscribe and supporrrttt. If you're a scorpio feel free to unsub

    • @margaretc5679
      @margaretc5679 5 лет назад +1

      Hey now... that's not fair! Lol

    • @CaptainChrom
      @CaptainChrom 5 лет назад +1

      I legit went up and left the room.

    • @drewzero3789
      @drewzero3789 5 лет назад

      Hey @Aba&Preach I saw a video on RUclips about the rules of being a man, felt like you guys would be down to give your thoughts on it I'll send it to you guys on Instagram if that's okay?

    • @AbaNPreach
      @AbaNPreach  5 лет назад +3

      @av rmx Who are you?

    • @ScorpiusRexXIII
      @ScorpiusRexXIII 5 лет назад

      I'm gonna sub instead

  • @crashbunks
    @crashbunks 4 года назад +1985

    I found the perfect woman... smart, funny, kindhearted, cute, and compatible... Only issue? She's a libra. NEXT!

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 4 года назад +6

      The One are you subscribed to Dr. Grande by any chance? I feel like I’ve seen you somewhere.

    • @sarahlane4241
      @sarahlane4241 4 года назад +58

      😂😂 I'm a Libra and I support this message 😂😂

    • @crashbunks
      @crashbunks 4 года назад +6

      @@dewilew2137 No, I'm not subscribed to Dr. Grande, but I may have commented on one of his videos at some point

    • @crashbunks
      @crashbunks 4 года назад +19

      @Al Castill It is all made up so if you want it to!

    • @anni7247
      @anni7247 4 года назад

      @@crashbunks I guess it's because a lot of people have the same pp 😂

  • @matiastessel8937
    @matiastessel8937 3 года назад +215

    As a French speaker Preach raging in French is the highlight of the video every video it always cracks me up

    • @teletubbiestunetwister9570
      @teletubbiestunetwister9570 3 года назад +15

      Same but I don't speak French... I just feel it.

    • @saria_2404
      @saria_2404 3 года назад +5

      Pareil ahahahha

    • @dennisjr77
      @dennisjr77 3 года назад +2

      Translate what he said please!

    • @gmarie3053
      @gmarie3053 3 года назад +6

      As a french speaker, I barely understand Preach. Still funny though

    • @justsomeguywithoutamustach9072
      @justsomeguywithoutamustach9072 3 года назад

      @@dennisjr77 basically just said “YOU SAID NOTHING” using bad pronunciation and yes it was hilarious 😂

  • @mani-sp9dn
    @mani-sp9dn 4 года назад +595

    Her: Doesn't like religious men
    Also her: Will dump you because you're a scorpio

  • @brendenkucken9117
    @brendenkucken9117 4 года назад +760

    I always knew that people like this existed, I just never wanted to see it

    • @kingou404
      @kingou404 4 года назад +16

      I was dumb enough to think they didn’t exist! I’m baffled.

    • @lighteningsnips
      @lighteningsnips 4 года назад +6

      I don't understand what's so bad about her? She's a bit ditzy but she doesn't seem like a malicious, spiteful person or anything

    • @richardmizenko4708
      @richardmizenko4708 4 года назад +19

      @@lighteningsnips she has alot of problems that men dont want to deal with no meat? If your not a scorpio etc sex in public on a beach well not if theres kids like people dont want to watch that shit u know shes crazy lol cant be religious cant do this or that type of person shes a control freak and thats an understatement

    • @AnthonyRamirez-bk8ss
      @AnthonyRamirez-bk8ss 3 года назад +2

      @@lighteningsnips I can smell her from phone🤢

    • @woozihae
      @woozihae 3 года назад +4

      @@kingou404 same! lol

  • @magssmith9111
    @magssmith9111 3 года назад +1985

    I have 3 sons..this is getting me worried..if they bring anything like that home I'm gonna do some ass whoopin 🤣

    • @ghostghost9112
      @ghostghost9112 3 года назад +176

      The best mom🤣

    • @RED_Theory038
      @RED_Theory038 3 года назад +92

      Well you best hope your sons are top 10% or they hold off on dating until they're 30+ y/o with decent careers because that's the only time they'll get to be choosy.

    • @akashhazarika2782
      @akashhazarika2782 3 года назад +23

      Best momma ever

    • @lil_alex9130
      @lil_alex9130 3 года назад +3

      👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @Wells_R
      @Wells_R 3 года назад +9

      🤣🤣 you go momma

  • @mikeg3439
    @mikeg3439 3 года назад +82

    I had what I call a "last girl before I changed". She taught me to respect myself, my value, my needs, basically by denying all of the above. She didn't work, wouldn't lift a finger to help in the house, nada. I confronted her about this and she basically said she can make me come. I replied "okay I can do that twice to you in the same time period" and she was speechless. I basically cancelled the only card she felt she had to play. After her, my standards were put in place and I refused to budget on them.
    Don't date a girl who is basically a prostitute who promises exclusivity, and that's her whole "value". After her, I dated VERY carefully for YEARS and eventually met a rational, interesting, caring and fantastic woman so I put a ring on her finger and life ever since has been very good. Between the "last girl before I changed" and my amazing wife, I dated and said NOPE to a lot of unrealistic idiot girls (not all, some few were very cool but it just wasn't a match).

    • @ninam6094
      @ninam6094 Год назад +1

      Im very happy for you!

    • @alyssawoodman
      @alyssawoodman Год назад

      This comment is really interesting.

    • @Shemzinho
      @Shemzinho Год назад

      That's the way bro 🥳

  • @justsomeguy7926
    @justsomeguy7926 5 лет назад +405

    What a perfect representation of how people like this think. She's literally on a pedestal and a bunch of beta males surrounding her....sad.

    • @RonnieMyers777
      @RonnieMyers777 5 лет назад +8

      Fan club dudes smh

    • @philawsonfur
      @philawsonfur 5 лет назад +30

      *simps

    • @el_wazabi1752
      @el_wazabi1752 5 лет назад +4

      This is the best description here

    • @SnowyWolborg
      @SnowyWolborg 5 лет назад +4

      When you put someone on a pedestal, they have no choice but to look down on you. From her POV, she will always be surrounded by simps who will give her the attention she wants, but not give the same love back.

    • @seangreen9633
      @seangreen9633 5 лет назад

      Faith Ntundi I guess you think you are an Alpha make.

  • @benja303
    @benja303 5 лет назад +418

    She's like a character from a family guy sketch on millennials

    • @user-ig7gx1fy7s
      @user-ig7gx1fy7s 5 лет назад +5

      This is so spot on! 😂👏🏽

    • @skepticaljoy9351
      @skepticaljoy9351 5 лет назад

      Remember Brians blond girlfriend 😂 yeah more like her😂

    • @screwmuckduck8905
      @screwmuckduck8905 5 лет назад +2

      I can see this on South Park though. They have to have made an episode on women who base their entire lives on social media and competition and certain types of men they really don’t care about.

    • @screwmuckduck8905
      @screwmuckduck8905 5 лет назад

      Honey Badger well it’s not hard to find chicks now that smoke weed and swear it’s good. It’s about 50-60% to try and be fair.

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 5 лет назад

      @Honey Badger She doesn't look a day over 20. Try 25 maybe.

  • @EverydayDesigner
    @EverydayDesigner 5 лет назад +694

    She is exact the person who's gonna be 40 hit the wall, and end up writing article about being alone

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 5 лет назад +57

      Nah a lot sooner than that bro. More like 30. She's gonna dive her head first rapidly into the wall and remain a single cat lady for the rest of her life.

    • @saltjunky
      @saltjunky 5 лет назад +43

      Yep. And those articles she writes will blame men for everything. I bet she'll smell of cat piss and earl grey tea.

    • @danellymani205
      @danellymani205 5 лет назад +8

      Ricardo Chavez why do you guys keep up the myth of hitting the wall. Old people, especially women having hella sex out here. Dry vaginas and all lol. Yes single old ladies. That wall just means no more boys who only interested in tapping to say he tapped will waste your time. But that's like over 60. I guess 40-60 if you're still single might seem horrible.

    • @theNash619
      @theNash619 5 лет назад +2

      and it’ll be about how it’s men’s fault

    • @ROFusion
      @ROFusion 5 лет назад +10

      @@danellymani205, it's not a myth.
      "That wall just means no more boys who only interested in tapping to say he tapped will waste your time."
      "Hitting the wall" in this context means *women's chances of finding a long-term relationship with quality men decreases significantly after women reach a certain age.* Men who are only interested in sex will approach post-wall women. The men might not brag about the sex afterward, but they're still using the women for sex while chasing younger women for relationships. If you surveyed those single women who are 40+ years old and having casual sex, what % of them do you think would prefer a husband rather than more one night stands?

  • @xX-qw4of
    @xX-qw4of 3 года назад +188

    she's the kind of person I would take on a date, just so that someone seriously interested in her wouldn't waste that day.

    • @raechel0116
      @raechel0116 3 года назад +29

      This comment 🤣 he’s thinking about others

    • @Trynottoblink
      @Trynottoblink 3 года назад +19

      You’re a real one, brother

    • @williamsherman1089
      @williamsherman1089 3 года назад +14

      Takes one for the team in other words.

    • @williamsherman1089
      @williamsherman1089 3 года назад +6

      I would taken her on a date and leave her there.

    • @SapienSafari
      @SapienSafari 3 года назад +5

      Aren’t you a hero

  • @Timbstep
    @Timbstep 5 лет назад +388

    "This is my make up from yesterday let's just do it"
    Preach: *Dies*

    • @marlo1987sh
      @marlo1987sh 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao alot of women do that though

    • @SmokeChocolate
      @SmokeChocolate 5 лет назад +33

      Could you shower please... your about to be broadcasted to thousands.

    • @Noodleswpeanutbutter
      @Noodleswpeanutbutter 5 лет назад +14

      SOLAR no, nope lol. Only nasty girls do that

    • @tonys9796
      @tonys9796 5 лет назад +9

      That mean the chick likely didnt shower the night before nor washed her face in the morning. I'll bet she didn't brush her teeth either.

    • @frankvillarreal9418
      @frankvillarreal9418 5 лет назад +6

      SOLAR that’s disgusting. Her face looks oily as fuck. There is no excuse for being nasty.

  • @aldoushuxley5953
    @aldoushuxley5953 5 лет назад +270

    When you think you know a Person based on the formation of random stars when the person was born.

    • @UzitheSaint
      @UzitheSaint 5 лет назад +1

      🚶‍♂️

    • @gdlion154
      @gdlion154 5 лет назад +1

      Fuck outta here

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 5 лет назад +6

      @Benjamin Muller I really only like them for brief entertainment. I don't plan my life around some paragraph at the back of a magazine. I can't even tell you the last time I looked at a horoscope. I would hope it weren't a dealbreaker if I casually mentioned it since it's not really apart of my life. But oh well 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @chiefingmagician3108
      @chiefingmagician3108 5 лет назад +1

      Jonathan Böcker i wouldnt make fun of ppl that believe that seeing most believe in god n cant see hear or contact the man

    • @sophiebell4758
      @sophiebell4758 5 лет назад +1

      @@chiefingmagician3108 year some people believe in a good. But im making fun of them too xD so i think its fair.

  • @StrngAzDiamnds
    @StrngAzDiamnds 5 лет назад +716

    _"This is my makeup from yesterday, we'll just do it."_
    People who bathe: 🤢🤢

    • @arric14
      @arric14 5 лет назад +76

      she looked so greasy, there is no way she is clean.

    • @sykoticmusic7317
      @sykoticmusic7317 5 лет назад +5

      🚶

    • @KALABUR
      @KALABUR 5 лет назад

      😁

    • @ryang8040
      @ryang8040 5 лет назад +37

      She's probably one of those girls who doesn't believe in shaving her legs because *insert some random bs about patriarchy*

    • @LeeTheLee
      @LeeTheLee 5 лет назад

      😂😂

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 3 года назад +48

    Her voice tells me she was the kinda girl who'd bully me in school for not shaving my legs

  • @kevinmurry8803
    @kevinmurry8803 5 лет назад +278

    When she said that she smokes too much weed, that explains it all.

    • @sswpp8908
      @sswpp8908 4 года назад +39

      I used to not like judging people who smoke a lot, but I have tired of being around heavy stoners who never seem to be all there and have lost their grip on reality.

    • @sterd1149
      @sterd1149 4 года назад +20

      @@sswpp8908 Dude, even stoners don't like those types of stoners. I smoke a little bit of weed. Probably about three nights out of the week to go to sleep or relax. But I have a steady, stable job and have a life outside the shit. People who let substances consume their lives are weak.

    • @nathjem7388
      @nathjem7388 4 года назад +14

      Kevin Murry noo man it’s not the weed... she’s just hella stupid😂

    • @melthework4511
      @melthework4511 4 года назад +2

      Weed doesn’t determine your Intellect, I used to smoke way too much while I was in college but I was passing all my classes while being the president of our wellness club. I was just making bad decision because of stress lol

    • @nathjem7388
      @nathjem7388 4 года назад +1

      Melvin Colon 👌🏼good for you if you felt like you needed to stop but I feel like it lowers my stress just takes some time and money but for the simple pleasures and stress-free times it brings to my life I feel like it’s money well spent (I also use a vaporizer to spare my lungs and make my weed last longer. I buy about 5g for 1-2 months and I can vape on it almost daily for this period and get hella shmacked without the smells or coughs)

  • @davis4316
    @davis4316 3 года назад +1944

    Theoretically I’m a good match for a lot of the things she wants. Black hair, brown eyes, vegan, atheist. I’m just not insane lmao

  • @blyndeaf8503
    @blyndeaf8503 4 года назад +434

    When he said “Is this what’s out there?” with such honest disappointment, I felt that on a spiritual level

    • @UnlimitedProduction1
      @UnlimitedProduction1 4 года назад +10

      I love when I read a comment just as the part the person is quoting happens and know in full context what you mean

    • @viralloop647
      @viralloop647 4 года назад +2

      What’s up with the anime pictures is that a subculture?

    • @EternalResonance
      @EternalResonance 4 года назад

      my jewels curled up inside

  • @SAS-fn9ce
    @SAS-fn9ce 3 года назад +16

    Thank you for bringing so much joy into my life! You guys are the best. I’m 52 mom of three. Love it. Taking names without being totally ruthless. Sharing with my friends.

  • @01man01truck
    @01man01truck 4 года назад +453

    You know and I know... She's never going to actually grow those strawberries.

    • @oldman8996
      @oldman8996 4 года назад +5

      You damn right

    • @Twat3rmel0n
      @Twat3rmel0n 4 года назад +31

      she'll plant them from a six pack, forget to water, and wonder why she can't grow anything

    • @syd1735
      @syd1735 4 года назад +6

      In the bright ass sun in some sandy/clay soil 😂😂

    • @tsuobachi
      @tsuobachi 4 года назад +6

      Or pay for any part of the house, garden, or strawberry plants.

    • @ppcasm9837
      @ppcasm9837 4 года назад +8

      She will probably water them with brawndo

  • @lolabigcups7121
    @lolabigcups7121 3 года назад +1668

    Lord, how old is this woman? She talks like a 16 year old girl.

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 лет назад +191

    Shawty: I’m not really into astrology..
    Also Shawty: Gives you the entire horoscope of the day for all 12 signs..

    • @One_of_Many750
      @One_of_Many750 5 лет назад +6

      FoshoGotFlow There’s A Chick I Work With That’s All Into Astrological Readings.
      I Don’t Understand Why Women Use That As An Avenue For Compatibility.

    • @leesimone2
      @leesimone2 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MikeDoesRandomThings
      @MikeDoesRandomThings 5 лет назад +6

      And then she claims she doesnt want a religious man or is not into religion....

    • @laqrwd
      @laqrwd 5 лет назад +1

      clean your ass with water because its way cleaner for example you get shit on your hair you wash not wipe it with tissue same logic can be implied with your ass cheeks

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 5 лет назад

      Akira Kamisaru Exactly. I see it all around especially with women believing in such nonsense. They act as if there’s any if there’s any validity and correlation with how someone is fit to be in a relationship or is dateable. Smh.

  • @MySunwarrior
    @MySunwarrior 3 года назад +36

    OK the "this girl wipes it back to front" comment put me in tears 😂😂😂😂

    • @impalamama7302
      @impalamama7302 3 года назад

      The sand in the cootchie rap had me on the floor

  • @aegontargaryen6269
    @aegontargaryen6269 5 лет назад +365

    “There’s no way someone this detestable is gonna get some”
    😂😂😂 you’re giving men too much credit there preach

    • @PTran-jg9zh
      @PTran-jg9zh 5 лет назад +21

      Aegon Targaryen lol yup someone would smash 😂

    • @melvinmadedx1658
      @melvinmadedx1658 5 лет назад +13

      phil Tran hell yea, one night stand only.

    • @unlimited971
      @unlimited971 5 лет назад +14

      never underestimate the thirst

    • @okcx3682
      @okcx3682 5 лет назад +4

      CEO RAV shiiiiit it’s better than porn bruh

    • @kephrenh
      @kephrenh 5 лет назад

      @CEO RAV smashing won’t make you a simp, staying will 😀

  • @olayinkaidowu9492
    @olayinkaidowu9492 4 года назад +2207

    “This girl for sure wipes back to front” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Oxfordstudios
    @Oxfordstudios 5 лет назад +532

    If a dude was like this all chicks would leave.

    • @deviousj5868
      @deviousj5868 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah we can't put up with that.

    • @Oxfordstudios
      @Oxfordstudios 5 лет назад +42

      It’s annoying because this is the type of things woman don’t want done to them from society.

    • @screwmuckduck8905
      @screwmuckduck8905 5 лет назад +17

      Just one of countless double standards plaguing our generation. Women have gained privilege and a pedestal and men have lost their pride and power even when they use it well. This is the problem with being entitled and letting people be like this and do shit like this.

    • @damion1121
      @damion1121 5 лет назад +16

      Ian Garman in 50 years there’s going to be legitimate A.I. Females that are nearly exact replicas of human women. If they don’t get their shit together, women will be obsolete and go extinct. Most of the woman who are like this, are single and used as a quick fuck to get a nut out.

    • @determined919
      @determined919 5 лет назад +2

      Because they have some self respect

  • @jakeb.2990
    @jakeb.2990 3 года назад +31

    if I break up with my lady I'm dying alone, no way I'm going to go into this cancerous dating culture
    it is what it is

  • @ZatoBravo
    @ZatoBravo 5 лет назад +644

    Shame on all the dudes who didn’t immediately left after she said “this is my makeup from yesterday.”

    • @ryang8040
      @ryang8040 5 лет назад +87

      Honestly, you're right. What kind of girl is willing to put herself out to millions of viewers as a chick who doesn't bathe regularly?

    • @Tenrou2
      @Tenrou2 5 лет назад +68

      @@ryang8040 She's proud of being a dirty damaged girl and nobody shames her for it, plus she still gets attention from guys so she doesn't see anything wrong with it.

    • @ryang8040
      @ryang8040 5 лет назад +18

      @@Tenrou2 we need to turn those simps into kings.

    • @thuokbestinalt6413
      @thuokbestinalt6413 5 лет назад +8

      I just couldn't handle the thought of a gal that takes that long can't imagine her smell.. like most gals bath 2-3 times but 2 days that a big X. We don't were wear makeups or lot of oily staff bug we just can't take a day unless there's no water

    • @griffinmusicinc
      @griffinmusicinc 5 лет назад +23

      Right!? Who falls asleep without showering and then goes to meet a bunch of dudes the next day without showering? Gross, lady. Gross!

  • @phrydeyy
    @phrydeyy 5 лет назад +166

    i dont even think she knows what she really want.

    • @prince8386
      @prince8386 5 лет назад +21

      No woman really know what they want!!!

    • @gdlion154
      @gdlion154 5 лет назад +7

      @@prince8386 Literally every girl I've dated. I think we know what they want more than they themselves do.

    • @getoffmygrass4857
      @getoffmygrass4857 5 лет назад +4

      Women am I right fellas🍻

    • @Navrozs
      @Navrozs 5 лет назад +3

      One moment is one thing the next is another. You could literally be her dream man and after getting used to you she will put it in her head well if I got this than I can get something better.

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 5 лет назад

      Patman Experiment Yeah just like most women.

  • @superdruid999
    @superdruid999 4 года назад +461

    I love how when she said she likes Brown eyes and black hair that almost everyone with black hair and Brown eyes stood up and left🤣

    • @youngvolki1745
      @youngvolki1745 4 года назад +66

      they saw their chance to leave lol

  • @ryansanta
    @ryansanta 3 года назад +33

    “Do you know what the white version of you got me fucked up is...? NEWSFLASH!”
    That shit made me LOL for reals.

  • @switchbladesx5808
    @switchbladesx5808 4 года назад +604

    “If your religious don’t be” 😭✋🏽 I can’t with this girl

    • @Rami-bi9xj
      @Rami-bi9xj 3 года назад +27

      Like wtf ,bitch

    • @hughmungus8340
      @hughmungus8340 3 года назад +52

      @@Rami-bi9xj Not even religious but I'd still of got up and walked out at that if I was any of those dudes, ruining all your friendships for some basicchick?

    • @mistywindy
      @mistywindy 3 года назад +24

      Yet she cares so much about astrology....

    • @hughmungus8340
      @hughmungus8340 3 года назад +26

      @@mistywindy Gods not real but random things I read in magazines that suit me I believe mentality lol.

    • @Nemy360
      @Nemy360 3 года назад +8

      @@hughmungus8340 God is definitely real, you just probably don't like his laws..

  • @leung9401
    @leung9401 4 года назад +961

    „This is my makeup from yesterday.“ translation: „You peasants are not even worth showering for.“ Just nasty to the core. And she‘s proud of it.

    • @clemfandango6897
      @clemfandango6897 4 года назад +50

      IM nOt LiKe OThEr GiRLs

    • @leung9401
      @leung9401 4 года назад +39

      @@clemfandango6897 Sad thing is, there are too many thirsty simps out there that are worshipping her, so there's no incentive for her to change.

    • @Rspsand07
      @Rspsand07 4 года назад +7

      @@leung9401 Biology, I can't stand literally anything about her, but I'd double wrap it and still smash.

    • @notrightmeow3357
      @notrightmeow3357 4 года назад +20

      She’s the type that drops a duce and doesn’t flush.

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta 4 года назад +4

      Women are taught by feminists to be proud of all of that. Be nothing, give nothing, expect everything.

  • @ryang8040
    @ryang8040 5 лет назад +401

    she's literally every tinder chick ever

  • @CynicalImpact
    @CynicalImpact 3 года назад +16

    Her: Like you're too young...I have no control over that!
    Also her: If you were born in a certain month leave the circle.

    • @bababamooo906
      @bababamooo906 3 года назад

      She is so stupid. His brain and his logic are limited

  • @richardwyant7095
    @richardwyant7095 5 лет назад +54

    Women :I want a man with a six figure income, a six pack, a man who owns his own home at 25, he has to have expensive art all over his house, he also has to have a foot long subway sandwich for me. I know I'm just a waitress that lives in her friends couch and has about 21$ in my bank account, I dropped out of college but I totally deserve to be with a millionaire.

    • @GalironRunner
      @GalironRunner 4 года назад +5

      meanwhile men: Id like someone weight appropriate for their height. Women: how dare you not be accepting you fat shamer.

  • @overseezer
    @overseezer 4 года назад +150

    Mad disrespect to the losers who came back after walking off.

  • @jojocaitlin8508
    @jojocaitlin8508 4 года назад +617

    So you're telling me she didn't wash off her makeup? She probably didn't shower, wash her hair, face etc. For a video potentially finding a boyfriend. My gosh imagine that nightmare when she has no one to impress

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 4 года назад +60

      Well, she is impressively full of shit, her looks or hygiene is not even the biggest concern here.

    • @hiatusxhiatusyoshihirotoga3044
      @hiatusxhiatusyoshihirotoga3044 4 года назад

      I can't Evan watch 2 guys I like Reakting to her

    • @mastshke
      @mastshke 4 года назад +7

      Her toes look like shit and her cookie is funky too. You can tell.

    • @ImBlackIvy
      @ImBlackIvy 4 года назад +5

      She’s a stinky girl

    • @squeet6831
      @squeet6831 4 года назад +17

      Could you imagine knowing you're going to be on thr internet, on a channel with hundreds of thousands if not millions of subscribers and not even showering?
      The level of standard dropping that takes is something I don't want to explore.

  • @salladinthegreat
    @salladinthegreat 3 года назад +83

    Round 1 : Horoscope: I'm a Libra and I'd immediately take a time machine, go back and tell my mom to hold on for 4 more days just to be a fucking Scorpio.

  • @Trutoke
    @Trutoke 4 года назад +490

    I saw a good looking woman in a bar one time who talked and never shut up. She was attractive, so when she started talking to guys, they had smiles on their face. Within 15 minutes, the smile disappeared and there was just a blank stare because they never had a chance to join her in the conversation. She talked about barometric chambers and other crazy stuff. She also said once she'd never date a guy who smoked because of the carcinogenic sperm. I heard that and busted out laughing. She would come in regularly, and the same thing: Started with smiles, then "omg will this broad ever shut up" lol. My bros and I would watch it like a game show, betting on how long the blank stare would come out from the daily contestant.

    • @Legendary_Bleu
      @Legendary_Bleu 3 года назад +35

      @V O you missed the point entirely

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад +13

      Yeah, I start the conversation, but I expect return responses from the guys. Unfortunately, the majority of all clubs and bars are filled with peasant mentality men, so meeting one that I can have deep conversations about the important impact of the Medici family or the significance of grimoires in history is impossible. I hate superficial conversations. That is why I stick around with museums and places where academics hang out. The men in those places join in the conversation without skipping a beat. I would've told her that bars and clubs aren't the right places for her. Though the majority of places in the US have no museums or places for the intellectual. United States overall is mentally trashy.

    • @lilmisszoe2012
      @lilmisszoe2012 3 года назад +7

      @@Legendary_Bleu because that’s the person at the bar😂

    • @XxMaria-Fer-NandaxX
      @XxMaria-Fer-NandaxX 2 года назад

      @@lilmisszoe2012 LOL

    • @VIZOR_AxK
      @VIZOR_AxK 2 года назад +1

      @V O nicotine is not a carcinogen lmao

  • @p0rt3r
    @p0rt3r 4 года назад +356

    Glad to be Scorpio, if that helps me keeping women like her out of my life.

    • @sswpp8908
      @sswpp8908 4 года назад +44

      Scorpio is the only sign that I have ever seen women list as a deal breaker in dating apps. Apparently we scorpios are supposed to be aggressive, defensive, toxic, etc. No tears shed here; a small minded person who judges people on insignificant factors like their birthday isn't someone I wanted to be matched with.

    • @celestegarcia923
      @celestegarcia923 4 года назад +6

      p0rt3r Hi fellow Scorpio

    • @fionaramadani1959
      @fionaramadani1959 4 года назад +5

      as a pisces, scorpio is my fav sign hahaha

    • @OutcastZ3r0
      @OutcastZ3r0 4 года назад +3

      You just gotta learn to keep calm, most of the time people like her want something so specific, but are never open to learning or listening; bet she has an IQ way lower than it should be.

    • @bingobb5762
      @bingobb5762 4 года назад +14

      I don’t get the Scorpio thing I’m a girl and a Scorpio and when people ask me my sign they gasp like they think I’ll bite them 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @gipgap4
    @gipgap4 4 года назад +144

    Big red flag. She’s determining her partner based on a star sign. Something that you can’t control and based on something that isn’t tangible or credible. What other crazy shit is she going to base her decisions on, including staying with a guy?

    • @citrinestone6884
      @citrinestone6884 4 года назад +2

      I love how she contradicted herself with the age thing 😂
      That's the same as the comment she made on astrological signs 💀

    • @whaddup4694
      @whaddup4694 4 года назад +1

      I love horoscopes but I don’t let them rule my life. My boyfriend is an Aries and I’m a cancer, they aren’t supposed to get along but I don’t believe that shit.

  • @shanetrain
    @shanetrain Год назад +1

    im going back and watching these oldies and yo preach is hilarious. this girl was so painful and so is probably about half the population

  • @AlexParkYT
    @AlexParkYT 5 лет назад +322

    She's just a basic Jezebel who expects her custom character boyfriend to be real.

  • @blackspirit86245
    @blackspirit86245 5 лет назад +721

    She probably doesn’t even know the difference between religion and faith.

    • @ne9835
      @ne9835 5 лет назад +4

      Yup🤣

    • @kaichi213
      @kaichi213 5 лет назад +7

      Could you explain please

    • @nelsondewaard9267
      @nelsondewaard9267 5 лет назад +106

      When women like these say that they are not religious they usually follow up by stating that they are spiritual. What they mean by this is that they accept the believing in 'something' part but refuse to accept the part where you're also accountable and that you will be judged. Long story short: these are highly promiscuous women who don't like taking responsibility for their mistakes in life (e.g. sexual past).

    • @oiat
      @oiat 5 лет назад +28

      @@nelsondewaard9267 couldn't have said it any better myself tbh lol

    • @CeeloThatMane
      @CeeloThatMane 5 лет назад +6

      Nelson de Waard FACTS

  • @editorrbr2107
    @editorrbr2107 4 года назад +571

    If you eliminate “I mean,” “like,” and “oh my god” from this clip, Angie’s vocabulary is more impoverished than a 4th grader.

    • @ayeubayeub9043
      @ayeubayeub9043 4 года назад +20

      omg like . literally .. like .. totally !!

    • @siyandadlamini
      @siyandadlamini 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂 oh damn

    • @bipi4363
      @bipi4363 3 года назад +12

      You're describing 70% of White girls under 35 years old.

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 3 года назад +1

      @@bipi4363 You misspelled idiots.

    • @bipi4363
      @bipi4363 3 года назад

      @@CorundumDevil Huh? I don't follow.

  • @johnatspray
    @johnatspray 3 года назад +13

    “Is THIS what’s out there?!” 😂

  • @DroxKnows
    @DroxKnows 5 лет назад +324

    Sad thing is she probably has no clue how shallow and close minded she is.

    • @crimsonite1524
      @crimsonite1524 5 лет назад +23

      the current social and economic environment makes her like that, in the past being that shallow, lacking self awareness and ignorance meant being socially marginalised

    • @hkr667
      @hkr667 5 лет назад +26

      10/10 she has several female friends that keep telling her that she deserves the best and she doesn't need to compromise and don't settle for less than perfect and there's a 7 ft rich famous independent man out there for you that thinks you are a princess.

    • @CheapGodiva
      @CheapGodiva 5 лет назад +5

      Probably? She isn't capable of salient self-reflection.

    • @NoName-sp5dp
      @NoName-sp5dp 5 лет назад

      @@hkr667 insecurity is showing

    • @flyingpaladin617
      @flyingpaladin617 5 лет назад

      Typical woman

  • @entropyofallcreation
    @entropyofallcreation 4 года назад +712

    I'm holding onto my girl TIGHT. Didn't know it was this bad out there sheesh.

    • @ReginaPhelangee
      @ReginaPhelangee 4 года назад +11

      This killed me 💀💀😂

    • @foulbred
      @foulbred 4 года назад +79

      She's not your girl. It's just your turn. :|

    • @robinpreston5358
      @robinpreston5358 4 года назад +2

      This comment actually got me laughing 😆

    • @QualityFijiWater
      @QualityFijiWater 4 года назад +88

      foulbred Dang bro, who hurt you??

    • @foulbred
      @foulbred 4 года назад +19

      @@QualityFijiWater Ah, the common response. Does not refute my comment or hypergamy/women's nature. One day you too will take the red pill.

  • @Thedarkravern
    @Thedarkravern 5 лет назад +80

    “If you don’t want her. Get up and leave now”
    *gets up and leaves in the middle of my university lecture*

  • @emeraldelle6
    @emeraldelle6 3 года назад +208

    I’m not a dude, but the vocal fry, the tats, the entitlement attitude, the stupid demands...I could never.
    You know what my non-negotiables were? Loves God with all his heart, wants a family, loyal and trustworthy, a hard-worker, is kind to me. Got it! Very happy.

    • @GHOST5800000
      @GHOST5800000 3 года назад +12

      "Loves god with all his heart" Bleh. everything else, understandable I guess

    • @Sefaso
      @Sefaso 3 года назад +2

      "Loves Yahweh with all his heart"
      Sure, as soon as you:
      1. Prove Yahweh exists.
      2. Prove he is worthy of love because remember, Yahweh created the devil, despite being, in his own words, omnicient and omnipotent.

    • @danieladams4561
      @danieladams4561 3 года назад +4

      Loves God 😂

    • @mintygolddragon1596
      @mintygolddragon1596 3 года назад +11

      @@Sefaso
      1. You're here and alive with the perfect angles of the earth, placement, chemical balance and cellular structure. That doesn't just happen.
      2. You give birth to a child that doesn't follow your rule after a certain while and goes astray, gets themselves thrown in jail because they kill someone. Does that make you evil since you created that person? We were given free will, His angels were given free will because love is more special when it's reciprocated on its own and not programmed.
      Deserve love? What makes you think any human on this planet deserves love? From Him or any other human? I don't deserve it, you don't deserve it, but He still gives it to you, like the parent that still loves their astray child.
      I'll pray for you, God bless.

    • @Sefaso
      @Sefaso 3 года назад +3

      @@mintygolddragon1596 If there's free will Yahweh is, by definition, not omnicient, which means he is also not omnipotent, which explains why he can't kill the devil, or keep himself from creating him in the first place for that matter. Check mate.
      Plus, "that doesn't just happen" is not even a half-decent argument once you get to know the implications of evolution and the surrounding science. Read something other than the bible, for your own sake, please.
      I don't know what kind of despicable shit you've done, but if you think you don't deserve love you either actually did something horrible or you require therapy.

  • @shadowmoses00
    @shadowmoses00 4 года назад +891

    She's like an empty shell, just an...NPC, its really disconcerting.

    • @hedgefundmidhut3197
      @hedgefundmidhut3197 4 года назад +32

      That’s 97% of the world g

    • @EternalResonance
      @EternalResonance 4 года назад +22

      shes the reason we'll get nuked by the care bears.

    • @Nocappucino97
      @Nocappucino97 4 года назад +1

      Taught me a new word on this day lol

    • @aaronhumphrey2009
      @aaronhumphrey2009 4 года назад +5

      @Cody Ingram wicked burn..she's so shallow, selfish, and unrealistic.
      Her " you Christians can hold your religion, but you Libras can pass my joint back.." was amazing hypocrisy...
      She's going to impact the Wall at 35ish and breakdown crying
      " Where's my perfect man, my Knight in Shining Armor ?! Whaa ! "

    • @ultimaterurish
      @ultimaterurish 4 года назад

      NPC 😂😂

  • @ianjuliano1356
    @ianjuliano1356 5 лет назад +677

    She’s one of those chicks that’s gonna fall apart at 35

    • @cacaKILLS
      @cacaKILLS 4 года назад +30

      28

    • @reginaldwoods6615
      @reginaldwoods6615 4 года назад +24

      29-30....but 35 tops

    • @TRUTHTELLER-zy4iz
      @TRUTHTELLER-zy4iz 4 года назад +16

      0 (out the womb)

    • @bmoore1908
      @bmoore1908 4 года назад +8

      Herba Derb doubt it she’ll find someone just as shallow or there will be one guy desperate enough to appease her just to avoid being alone.

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 4 года назад +7

      B Moore Not when those looks start to fade (and she’s only an average at best).

  • @briancrawford69
    @briancrawford69 4 года назад +433

    When I meet a girl and she starts wanting to know my zodiac, red flags already

    • @heidireyes1289
      @heidireyes1289 4 года назад +38

      Bro this video deadass made me change my tinder bio cause this horoscope shit makes me sound like her.
      Holy fuck this video popped a bubble I didn't even know I was in.

    • @heidireyes1289
      @heidireyes1289 4 года назад +9

      @Not Sure I'm curious as to why they hate astrology.

    • @xervia3032
      @xervia3032 4 года назад

      Brian Crawford 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @loverschoice885
      @loverschoice885 4 года назад +24

      @@heidireyes1289 Cus its stupid.

    • @heidireyes1289
      @heidireyes1289 4 года назад +3

      @@loverschoice885 Thanks lol that answers it

  • @patriciahayes2698
    @patriciahayes2698 3 года назад +24

    In her voice "weellll preach is sexy but I'm more attracted to aba's mind.. wait is he a scorpio?" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mark-bh8mb
    @Mark-bh8mb 3 года назад +109

    They all stayed after round 1 due to morbid curiosity. They knew they were leaving.

  • @djstarsign
    @djstarsign 4 года назад +206

    This the type of girl that passes for “eccentric and creative” in austin and actually never gets called for her BS.

  • @jeffdaman6969
    @jeffdaman6969 5 лет назад +1286

    She’s average looking. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
    Just stop acting like you a 10

    • @kattherinaolymbios9850
      @kattherinaolymbios9850 5 лет назад +260

      Average.? If she's average then I'm a God damm supermodel.!!! She said her make up was from yesterday, that means she didn't shower for 24 hours.🤮🤮

    • @jeffdaman6969
      @jeffdaman6969 5 лет назад +44

      kattherina olymbios
      Well, hello supermodel 😁

    • @Gobackto4chan
      @Gobackto4chan 5 лет назад +211

      Nobody would clown her if she was average and humble.
      She’s average and entitled so it doesn’t add up, so it’s time to roast that ass

    • @jeffdaman6969
      @jeffdaman6969 5 лет назад +49

      Kaliym
      This!!! I see nothing wrong with her except her shitty ass attitude. Like humble yourself clown 😂

    • @BLAKDANGER
      @BLAKDANGER 5 лет назад +7

      She's a 5/6

  • @user-ze6yk4sd5g
    @user-ze6yk4sd5g 3 года назад +71

    Lets all be honest here...
    ...You felt something when Preach hugged the cam😏
    😂

  • @maddiemcnugget1076
    @maddiemcnugget1076 3 года назад +1144

    “If you’re religious um... don’t be” but this lady talks about horoscopes and expects respect? How dare you? How dare you disrespect someone on their beliefs when you want respect for your beliefs. I can respect people who believe in star signs even though Im religious. It’s 2021, get with the times of modern North America.

    • @haxosop7648
      @haxosop7648 3 года назад +58

      @Tom Evers why not

    • @MrSpartanspud
      @MrSpartanspud 3 года назад +12

      Yeah man the inconsistency is what was annoying there. I don't respect either of your beliefs personally. I think they're equally non-sensical.

    • @jackreacher9377
      @jackreacher9377 3 года назад +15

      Believing in the stars isnt even modern. Ancient as hell.

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 3 года назад +33

      @DJHart The stupid people are those who want to be ignorant and talk trash about something they don't even know about. I don't know if you realized but you're more disrespectfull than the girl shown in the video

    • @ryansanta
      @ryansanta 3 года назад +10

      @DJHart religion is different for those who didn’t experience it growing up positively...for those like me who did it’s less about the religion itself, and more about how it helps you cope with life. Sure, I believe in God and the gifts I believe go with it- but I also have more patience and self respect because of how I was raised with values taught in my religion.
      Do you see what I’m saying? It’s like a support group and never about being better than others, “unscientific” or illogical, etc. We get not everything written in holy books makes sense.

  • @nandi171
    @nandi171 4 года назад +2095

    She was so rude with the religion thing. I’m not religious, but I will respect anyone’s religion. I won’t tell them to stop being religious/that their religion is wrong. It’s basic respect.
    Edit: I’m not atheist anymore but what I said still stands
    edit: nvm i’m atheist again. don’t know what i was talking about earlier…i never stopped being atheist 😭 what a liar

    • @lovinmclovin5290
      @lovinmclovin5290 4 года назад +95

      Typical liberal feminist that talks complains men don't respect women, but she personality bashes and treats everyone else like trash
      She's TRASH

    • @mathieufredette3157
      @mathieufredette3157 4 года назад +23

      I am not very high standard. Before I had my girlfriend (15 years now) I would date anybody and wasn't asking for much. But someone being religious would have been a real turn-off. I get why people do it to have a certain set of rules but to actually beleive there is a god to me is just dumb. I wouldn't want to date someone who can't think rationnally.

    • @charsikhan2790
      @charsikhan2790 4 года назад +99

      Mathieu Fredette I think you missed the point. Religion or her view on religious people wasn’t the issue, her double standards are. Also, just the fact that you said “to believe in God is dumb” and “rational thinkers” shows your inherent bias. Any logical person will tell you that The existence of God can’t be proven or denied scientifically in this day and age.

    • @liamkucht
      @liamkucht 4 года назад +55

      @@mathieufredette3157 To exist in a universe that once didn't exist which is magic in and of itself, and think that it just stops there for no reason at all, is just dumb.

    • @SirFartsAlot1
      @SirFartsAlot1 4 года назад +6

      Would you take an adult seriously who genuinely believes the easter bunny and Santa is real?

  • @diddy2612
    @diddy2612 5 лет назад +429

    It’s funny when women like her complain that they’re single

  • @sadaomao7425
    @sadaomao7425 3 года назад +9

    Geting a hug from Preach is the pinnacle of my day.

  • @miguelvillar2044
    @miguelvillar2044 4 года назад +467

    She will be at 40 that crazy aunt that gets high/drunk at family gatherings and is always bouncing from guy to guy

    • @nicholasjopson7326
      @nicholasjopson7326 4 года назад +44

      And owns cats, which she refers to as her "children"

    • @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
      @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 3 года назад +5

      @Naomi Jean Sterling Faria lol that’s what I thought wtf 😂

    • @MarcosLand
      @MarcosLand 3 года назад +3

      I bet she's already this person you described

    • @Mel-gi5jw
      @Mel-gi5jw 3 года назад +1

      Looking forward to seeing her reaction video to this in 30 years

    • @supergoodadvice853
      @supergoodadvice853 3 года назад +2

      @fotis BoOya Because dogs and cats are homies, not kids. You're good

  • @raydoaktiv8439
    @raydoaktiv8439 3 года назад +343

    dude her tone of voice is the 3rd strike

  • @nandi171
    @nandi171 4 года назад +1568

    Yesterday, I got married. He’s the perfect guy for me, he’s hilarious, smart, we have the best times together and we both want similar things in life... found out he’s a Capricorn (🤢), a divorce is soon coming. I want an Aries, Aquarius or Libra and nothing else.
    For the idiots: this is a joke

    • @digupherbon3s
      @digupherbon3s 4 года назад +61

      💀💀💀

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman 4 года назад +48

      Will you accept millionaires, as well?

    • @nandi171
      @nandi171 4 года назад +50

      Ultroman the Tacoman
      As long as it’s a Aries, Aquarius or Libra ofc

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman 4 года назад +111

      @@nandi171 What if it's millionARIES?

    • @nandi171
      @nandi171 4 года назад +67

      Ultroman the Tacoman
      Now we’re talking...

  • @trackatlas6626
    @trackatlas6626 3 года назад +13

    Thanks Preach, we needed that hug. It's effin' hard out here in the dating game.

  • @matthewatwood1060
    @matthewatwood1060 4 года назад +218

    No, thank you. No chick is cute enough to make up for that personality.

  • @xxbad_acidxx0079
    @xxbad_acidxx0079 5 лет назад +535

    I didn’t find her personality or her looks attractive. When she speaks my ears bleed.

    • @mactony4
      @mactony4 5 лет назад +21

      Like, how can't you like not like her, like. That was annoying to write, so hearing her say this in every sentence is just as much.

    • @derfalschejunge
      @derfalschejunge 4 года назад +6

      @Altair Dude, like, why would you like waste your time on her like at all?

    • @thejoyfullad970
      @thejoyfullad970 4 года назад +9

      @swiggity swooty at least have standards my dude

    • @valko_viral_vids_nation
      @valko_viral_vids_nation 4 года назад +5

      @swiggity swooty my nigga

  • @ms.understood143
    @ms.understood143 4 года назад +179

    4:06 “Ladies? Uhhh, wear cotton panties.” ...
    “This girl for sure, for sure, wipes back to front.”
    I am ROLLING! Rotflmao 😂

    • @SafexTrip
      @SafexTrip 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😢

    • @saffy771
      @saffy771 4 года назад +20

      I love how educated they are on female hygiene. Wearing cotton panties is legit a good tip way more women should follow lmao

  • @seesidesummerhouse6112
    @seesidesummerhouse6112 2 года назад +7

    She don’t have red flags, she’s got the whole parade.

  • @N3XTREVOLUTION
    @N3XTREVOLUTION 5 лет назад +274

    This chick talkin about Scorpios and im over here not even knowing what thats supposed to mean 😂

    • @sunfire5790
      @sunfire5790 5 лет назад +38

      Nioshadow dumbass zodiac shit 🙄

    • @shaquilleoatmeal5975
      @shaquilleoatmeal5975 5 лет назад +2

      Are you 12?
      Go play fortnite

    • @kayladawn3855
      @kayladawn3855 5 лет назад +6

      @@shaquilleoatmeal5975 leave my guy around

    • @diamondheat9
      @diamondheat9 5 лет назад +19

      @@shaquilleoatmeal5975 who pissed in your cereal?

    • @casono
      @casono 5 лет назад +31

      She talking about the dude from Mortal Kombat. I know that dude, he gets hard.

  • @akaikiseki9346
    @akaikiseki9346 4 года назад +136

    Being French, the moment you started speaking french I lost it. It was good, but it instantly skyrocketed to epic xD
    Subbed !

    • @OutcastZ3r0
      @OutcastZ3r0 4 года назад +1

      I haven't learned enough french yet, but how he spoke that first line I didn't need to understand, I knew he was saying "what the hell you talkin' bout?" (Was close enough) haha

    • @lucoreilly8418
      @lucoreilly8418 4 года назад +1

      Pareil

    • @takutosama6522
      @takutosama6522 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @kevboogiesavage1493
      @kevboogiesavage1493 4 года назад +2

      Creol

    • @kotamin6740
      @kotamin6740 4 года назад

      @@kevboogiesavage1493 No in the videos he speaks Quebecois and uses Quebec expressions mostly, Creole is different
      @Akai Kiseki Pareil! Jsuis tombé par hasard sur la chaine et j'ai débloqué quand il a parlé en français, je sais pas pourquoi mais ca ajoute encore plus au coté comique quand il s'enerve en Quebecois, avec l'accent et tout!

  • @tujaun1
    @tujaun1 5 лет назад +57

    I work at Urban Outfitters.Shes like half of my female coworkers lol