Skeleton Man is an Awful Movie for Unattractive People

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @AJ-rz1zw
    @AJ-rz1zw 2 года назад +563

    "If it hadn't been for Cotton Mouth Joe, I would've been sober a long time ago; why did the goblin turn on the stove, where did you get your costume Cotton Mouth Joe."
    This is comedic gold.

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 2 года назад +23

      8:16

    • @burtemis1
      @burtemis1 2 года назад +32

      It always comes back to the goblin and the stove.

    • @dumbass9116
      @dumbass9116 2 года назад +2

      yes i also watched the video. good job noticing the video in the video

    • @darlingditzypinkfloweremoji
      @darlingditzypinkfloweremoji Год назад +5

      This made me laugh because of how absurd it is!

  • @jamesburchill7522
    @jamesburchill7522 2 года назад +669

    The long awaited return of the Goblin pun. Well done, sir.

    • @ChallengeIdeas
      @ChallengeIdeas 2 года назад +67

      @@wickedwhispers595 Well, he's a possum. He finds garbage.

    • @BrotherRed53
      @BrotherRed53 2 года назад +15

      More of a gag rather than a pun, Lad lol

    • @Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz
      @Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz 2 года назад +8

      @@wickedwhispers595 you clearly dont get the joke

    • @mikeydubbs8565
      @mikeydubbs8565 2 года назад

      Pun?

    • @JohnQ5
      @JohnQ5 2 года назад +9

      And extra points for subtly slipping it into a catchy rhyme.

  • @blue3094
    @blue3094 2 года назад +625

    casually animates a skeleton to say he doesn't feel like animating it, fucking legend

  • @GreasusGoldtooth
    @GreasusGoldtooth 2 года назад +131

    "Hi I'm a possum and I find garbage."
    Words cannot express how happy hearing this phrase makes me.

    • @MmaSmarty87
      @MmaSmarty87 2 года назад +4

      yeah I forgot this channel existed for a few months

  • @Naidisbus
    @Naidisbus 2 года назад +246

    I cannot help myself but laugh at the goblin and his stove based antics every time they're brought up.

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 2 года назад +9

      If it hadn’t been for cotton mouth joe, i’d been sober long time ago, why did the goblin turn on the stove? where did you get your costume cotton mouth joe.

    • @soggysoup2087
      @soggysoup2087 Год назад +1

      I must have missed it. Whats everyone on about, regarding the goblin turning on the stove?

    • @RTheren
      @RTheren Год назад

      @@soggysoup2087 Check out Possum's review of Goblin movie, then you'll understand ;)

    • @JordanKane97
      @JordanKane97 Год назад +2

      It’s from a movie Possum reviewed named Goblin. There’s a part where the goblin randomly turns on the stove and nothing else

    • @metachrist723
      @metachrist723 Год назад

      ​@@JordanKane97It was to heat up the fire poker he shoved up the guys ass

  • @BrotherRed53
    @BrotherRed53 2 года назад +77

    "If it hadn't been for Cotton Mouth Joe,
    I would've been sober long time ago.
    Why did the Goblin turn on the stove?
    Where'd ya get your costume, Cotton Mouth Joe?"
    Absolute perfection👌

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes 2 года назад +97

    It's easy to dismiss Skeleton Man's shortcomings as a matter of low budget. . . until you realize its budget was double that of The Raid.

    • @613harbinger316
      @613harbinger316 2 года назад +18

      Wow. Talk about a testament to the power of talent and motivation.

    • @SewerTapes
      @SewerTapes 2 года назад

      @@613harbinger316
      Right? I wonder if maybe Skeleton Man was some kind of money laundering scheme or tax fraud.

  • @ryan8913
    @ryan8913 2 года назад +227

    2 uploads in a month is amazing

    • @wakybee
      @wakybee 2 года назад +4

      we are truly blesses

    • @CursedMusicMachine
      @CursedMusicMachine 2 года назад +4

      I know maybe he’s plotting something

    • @bipolarpanda15
      @bipolarpanda15 2 года назад

      Hes almost uploaded as frequently as jontron

  • @brother_alan6480
    @brother_alan6480 2 года назад +68

    To this day possum wakes up at night with cold sweat on his forehead screaming "why did the goblin turn on the stove ? ".

  • @Austroid
    @Austroid 2 года назад +88

    "Was it an excuse for the movie to do racism? Because you don't need an excuse for tha--"
    BRUH 😂😭

  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews  2 года назад +102

    Shout out to new $10 Patron *Dalton Helms.* Your name didn't make it into the video because I uploaded it several days before it was published and you weren't a Patron yet.
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  • @elizabeth5561
    @elizabeth5561 2 года назад +352

    The backstory could've been a ritual that involved a human sacrifice to summon something, but that only cursed or possessed the guy by a demon. (Possibly an unwilling sacrifice) He could've been burned to death for the ritual, which would explain why he's a skeleton, and the demon could be fueled by the guys hatred, so he kills the tribe and anyone who goes into the woods. (Probably thinking anyone going in is another tribe member looking to sacrifice other people)
    I came up with this in under 5 minutes.

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond 2 года назад +51

      Took me 5 seconds to think the same. Or just throw away the entire Indian ritual thing if your only costume is a guy that looks like a grim reaper wannabe

    • @kimsleep4111
      @kimsleep4111 2 года назад +5

      There is a story to this???

    • @AB-ln2py
      @AB-ln2py 2 года назад +15

      Well you know, the backstory could have been anything they put any effort in :D but they didnt...

    • @ughughhguhguhughughgugh8521
      @ughughhguhguhughughgugh8521 2 года назад +11

      DONT WORK HARDER THAN THE WRITERS NOW

    • @ughughhguhguhughughgugh8521
      @ughughhguhguhughughgugh8521 2 года назад

      SRY CAPS

  • @darkage5
    @darkage5 2 года назад +62

    I was all about to talk about how broke Michael Rooker must have been to do this movie. But, you just had to throw in "why did the Goblin turn on the stove?" In the Cotton Mouth Joe song!!! I am at work laughing my ass off!!!

  • @ArgonYouTube
    @ArgonYouTube 2 года назад +65

    Bruh Michael Rooker is in this “movie”. No wonder Merle is so experienced in slaughtering walkers, he’s dealt with this kind of thing before.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 2 года назад +11

      Rooker was really slumming it in this one. Hope a lot of that 2 million budget ended up in his pocket.

    • @MisterMelange
      @MisterMelange 2 года назад +8

      @@NefariousKoel "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer" was a long time ago and "Guardians of the Galaxy" was still 12 years away. It happens to a lot of actors, sadly.

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 2 года назад

      @@MisterMelange dam havent heard Henry portrait of a serial killer in years, Fuck the Bears

    • @Rebrn-bk5em
      @Rebrn-bk5em Месяц назад

      the stuff a working actor must do to make rent 😮‍💨

  • @r.j.penfold
    @r.j.penfold 2 года назад +44

    The Cottonmouth Joe song actually made me laugh, thanks

  • @KypForPresident
    @KypForPresident 2 года назад +36

    Fun Fact: Casper sounds exactly like the german Word Kasper, wich means Clown or Fool.

  • @FischerFilmStudio
    @FischerFilmStudio 2 года назад +47

    Who wrote the name “Cotton Mouth Joe” and thought: “Aw yes! That’s a scary name!”?!?

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 2 года назад +4

      @Dr. Bizarre - Undoubtedly, but adding the name of something dangerous doesn't make something else scary-sounding xP. As you said, it's a silly name regardless. Might as well have called him Black Mamba Greg, Dart Frog Fred or Hippo Humphrey (I know hippos don't typically inspire fear in people who don't live near any but they should!)

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax Год назад +1

      It's from a song of the same name.. It goes, Were did you come from, were did you go! Were did you come from Cotton Mouth Joe. They probably thought it was funny.

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels Год назад +4

      @@CommanderViviax - It's Cotton Eye Joe, lol

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 7 месяцев назад

      IDK man, you ever had a case of cotton mouth? That shit is scary(ily unpleasant).

    • @williek08472
      @williek08472 7 месяцев назад +3

      To be fair, cottonmouths are venomous vipers, so it would be kinda scary without the Joe at the end

  • @Notworthy85
    @Notworthy85 2 года назад +98

    Possum is really spoiling us for halloween. 🎃

  • @AmazingKevinWClark
    @AmazingKevinWClark 2 года назад +154

    The reason why that flare scene doesn't work is because it's shot all wrong. It has no anticipation in it. You could have either had a noise in the background and the worker goes of to investigate in the pitch dark using just the light of the flare to look around, this would be shot close up to the worker limiting the field of view. When you do that it's far more effective because the camera is playing on two things, clasaphobia and not being able to see danger until its right upon you. Or you could have still have the worker throw it into the darkness and still doesn't see anything. He goes to take a step in order to investigate further and the women pleads him not to go, not to leave her alone there but he heads over to where the flair fell. He heads to the edge of the point where the light of the flare is barely illuminating the room and jump scare or you have him turn his back and out of the darkness we see a hint of the murderer. He makes it back to the women explaining he didn't find anything and we save his death for another time in the next few minutes. I would say they never tested that scene properly and the lighting isn't effective enough for starters.

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 2 года назад +16

      I love how you put more effort in writing this that the director in thinking the scene

  • @sarlaccstapeworm990
    @sarlaccstapeworm990 2 года назад +19

    "The woods are free to film in..."
    That $hit got me man!!😂🤣🤣😭

  • @jeffgray7922
    @jeffgray7922 2 года назад +26

    This was probably the funniest video I've seen from you. The "Cotton-eye Joe" song parody killed me.

  • @igodreamer7096
    @igodreamer7096 2 года назад +46

    I never laughed so much with a "horror movie". What true classic of cinema!
    HAHAHAHA

  • @bluelynxworld4748
    @bluelynxworld4748 2 года назад +20

    In our time of need. . . He has returned.

  • @arnoldschwarzenschnitzel6248
    @arnoldschwarzenschnitzel6248 2 года назад +39

    Fun game to play when watching any Possum review: take a shot every time he mentions the characters “walking around some more”

    • @AnimateDave
      @AnimateDave 2 года назад

      You'd be dead of alcohol poisoning within 20 minutes. Then again, considering the quality of these "movies", that might be for the best.

    • @ieatpeopleand
      @ieatpeopleand 2 года назад +1

      I don't feel like drowning. lol

    • @burtemis1
      @burtemis1 2 года назад +2

      Or every time he says “averyone”

  • @spectator3220
    @spectator3220 2 года назад +14

    Fun fact: This movie has the same budget as Sharknado
    How does Sharknado look better then this movie?

  • @SkorpTS
    @SkorpTS 2 года назад +67

    I'm so glad there's more Possum reviews coming out this month!
    The guy who plays Leary in this movie looked really familiar to me, so I looked it up. It's Michael Rooker, who played Yondu in Guardians of the Galaxy. Judging by the information I can find online, he hadn't really been in many, if any good movies at this point in his career...

    • @DavidsSanity
      @DavidsSanity 2 года назад +2

      True

    • @JAWS_2K
      @JAWS_2K 2 года назад +11

      Walking dead was his best imo

    • @LordAini
      @LordAini 2 года назад +24

      He really had though, he was in Tombstone, Mississippi Burning, and he was amazing in Henry: Portrait of a serial killer.

    • @sHuRuLuNi
      @sHuRuLuNi 2 года назад +4

      He was in TV Shows (Stargate).

    • @jerrymcsendee
      @jerrymcsendee 2 года назад

      Mallrats!
      He got e coli from being stink palmed by "My Name is Earl" and his daughter, Shannon Doherty, was anally raped by Ben Affleck in his pre-Daredevil, pre-Batman comic book character Buttman.

  • @snakeeater3458
    @snakeeater3458 2 года назад +32

    I'm watching "garbage" while on my way to class.
    just love this channel sm. Keep up the wonderful work possum 🖤

  • @ZeroTheHunter
    @ZeroTheHunter 2 года назад +19

    I love that the possum is willing to sacrifice his braincells in order to make us laugh and make money of it but i shall ask: why the goblin turned on the stove?

  • @karanaher5030
    @karanaher5030 2 года назад +30

    I love how this channel always introduce me to movies I've never heard about.

  • @cedricosborne442
    @cedricosborne442 2 года назад +11

    16:41 "I'm in so much PAIN"
    ...not as much pain as I'm in from hearing that line delivery

  • @ASaltyGhost
    @ASaltyGhost 2 года назад +11

    I am shocked a movie called Skeleton Man is taking itself seriously.

  • @Odious_One
    @Odious_One 2 года назад +15

    The Oral Shakespeare joke was great. I'm sure even after your explanation there A LOT of people who had to google themselves to get it. Of course they're the same ones who are still trying to figure out why the goblin turned on the stove.

  • @pretikewl76
    @pretikewl76 2 года назад +8

    Oh dear God, ANOTHER possum vid!!
    (seriously, never stop doing this. these vids make me beyond happy)

  • @stephaniejenkins7822
    @stephaniejenkins7822 2 года назад +5

    I love how the skeleton is just like "trick or treat" and the possum is just like "no 😤" then slams the door in the skeletons face 😂
    What a wonderful video.

  • @user-zq9qx2ny8o
    @user-zq9qx2ny8o 2 года назад +11

    Possum- love the reviews and I'm glad you did Skeleton Man- a friend and I watched it last year and died of laughter. One thing you missed which makes me think they messed up the ending and couldn't reshoot- the main character (Michael Rooker) runs out of the exit of the building at the end. But when they show the explosion of the chemical plant you see a guy jump from the roof to a hanging ladder of a helicopter. You can barely see it at the end of your video but look closely and you'll see the guy hanging on the rope ladder of the helicopter. A few seconds prior you actually see him jump off the building and grab the ladder as the helicopter hovers above the chemical plant - I assume this was the original ending - not him running out the side door.

  • @fellipedasilva99
    @fellipedasilva99 2 года назад +13

    “Skeleton Man” seems like they haphazardly chose the name of the movie after they finished production and just before publication.

  • @jackalope3374
    @jackalope3374 2 года назад +6

    It feels like the filmmakers wanted to make a "Predator" ripoff, but blew most of their budget on hookers and cocaine, and only had enough money left for a cheap costume from Party City.

  • @gunnerroo6514
    @gunnerroo6514 2 года назад +11

    It's good to see you making content more often because I need your nihilistic movie reviews. 😂

  • @TheRedneckPreppy
    @TheRedneckPreppy 2 года назад +8

    I'm surprised you didn't mention that the captain was played by Michael Rooker!

  • @elliottblackburn4331
    @elliottblackburn4331 2 года назад +8

    Cottonmouth joe’s horse:
    👴🏾👴🏿 👴🏾👴🏿 👴🏾👴🏿 👴🏾👴🏿 👴🏾👴🏿 👴🏾👴🏿 👴🏾👴🏿

  • @sirloin869
    @sirloin869 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Where did you come from? Where did you go!" Best. Tagline. EVAR! ...

  • @juliaturk7054
    @juliaturk7054 2 года назад +21

    Possum's comedy has always been pretty spot on, how has he improved so much still? You're really talented man, keep it up!

  • @dombom2578
    @dombom2578 2 года назад +14

    Damn possum got a new phone just to not use it

  • @TheWarmotor
    @TheWarmotor 2 года назад +3

    New Possum video! Awesome.
    It always kills me when you've got a supposed military force with a bunch of random weapons. I saw an HK G3A4, an FN FAL, a couple of AR15s, two types of MP5, and two AKMs. I know that Delta can take whatever loadout they want, but why would you have 60 year old russian hardware on the chopper and give your designated marksman cold war era european rifles? It makes NO sense.

  • @EdwardENigma-cg3kt
    @EdwardENigma-cg3kt 2 года назад +9

    You should interview the person who made goblin. Make up a bunch of questions to feign interest. Yet, the secret purpose of the interview will be to find out why the goblin turned on the stove.

    • @gooseegg617
      @gooseegg617 Месяц назад

      Is the director even still alive?

  • @mugen9335
    @mugen9335 2 года назад +6

    So Cottonmouth Joe was really Neil Breen all along. What a plot twist!

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 2 года назад +9

    I like to imagine every time these people gor royalties they do spit takes cause they can't believe people bought it.

  • @trevormouse6422
    @trevormouse6422 2 года назад +3

    Lol "Why'd the goblin turn on the stove?"returns briefly

  • @13JackDiamond
    @13JackDiamond 2 года назад +24

    I must be super attractive because I've never even heard of this movie despite watching so many of those syfy original movies. Also could I recommend Project Viper? Pretty good (or really bad) childhood classic for me. Also you got me good with the cotton mouth joe song bit. You get better with your comedy each video.

  • @rotterdammer5243
    @rotterdammer5243 2 года назад +4

    That Cotton-Eye Joe song was fucking hilarious! ...why did the Goblin turn on the stove, HAHAHA!

  • @XmortoxX1990
    @XmortoxX1990 2 года назад +3

    babe wake up, Possum uploaded 2 videos in the same month

  • @LookingGlass69
    @LookingGlass69 2 года назад +2

    As child broke his arm and then was exposed to X rays.
    The x rays revealed he was part man, part skeleton.

  • @rockbottom2822
    @rockbottom2822 2 года назад +6

    The plot sounds like the Predator came to Sleepy Hollow and someone got raped.

  • @TheRagnarokknight
    @TheRagnarokknight 2 года назад +9

    Been playing the skeleton bit on a loop for the past 30 minutes. Dammit, I can't stop laughing. Its hilarious.

  • @mikeymike8705
    @mikeymike8705 2 года назад +2

    Genius way to inject the good Ol goblin joke lol. Well done, possum. Well done.
    Always a good day when we are blessed with a review.

  • @thatguywholikesspoders1333
    @thatguywholikesspoders1333 Год назад +4

    0:03 Possum house reveal. Add that to the lore

  • @NewCanada
    @NewCanada Год назад +2

    Skeletor must have been having trouble finding work in 2004. That's unfortunate.

  • @SheolAbaddonus666
    @SheolAbaddonus666 Год назад +2

    I looked up other movies that came out in 2004, and they all had a budget of around $40-80 million. But this is a "horror" movie. Halloween had a budget of nearly $400,000, and Friday the 13th Part 1 was around $600,000. Even with inflation 'Skeleton Man' probably spent nearly twice as much but it underperformed, despite having 21st century technology.

  • @JH-uh9zc
    @JH-uh9zc 2 года назад +16

    Michael Rooker cares not about the quality of movies he's in. You can tell he just loves being in them, most likely at low pay. The man is a legend.

    • @Rebrn-bk5em
      @Rebrn-bk5em Месяц назад

      do what you love and you will never work a day in your life as the saying goes

  • @tjyork7928
    @tjyork7928 Год назад +1

    I love the continuing why did the goblin turn on the stove bit. Also, the cottonmouth joe song was great!

  • @soggysoup2087
    @soggysoup2087 Год назад +1

    2 movies in a row with starship trooper guy. It's alright Possum. We like you for who you are.

  • @sirclueless199
    @sirclueless199 2 года назад +6

    The review has a better ending then the actual movie

  • @ThieflyChap
    @ThieflyChap 2 года назад +6

    I can only imagine what that skeleton is going to experience after that terrible joke at the end.

  • @Scrinwaipwr
    @Scrinwaipwr Год назад +2

    The Skeleton Man looks like Ghostface from Scream mixed with Skeletor from the live action He-Man movie.

  • @manwithnoname3024
    @manwithnoname3024 2 года назад +3

    Michael Rooker too? Holy shit.

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 2 года назад +1

    I'd be willing to bet that the majority of that $2 million went to paying Casper Van Dien and Michael Rooker. They absolutely had to get someone with any sort of name recognition to have any hope of breaking even on this turd.

  • @frogman9989
    @frogman9989 2 года назад +2

    Best part of this movie was Possums "why did the Goblin turn on the stove" insert song. By far!

  • @reygonzalez4719
    @reygonzalez4719 2 года назад +2

    man possum is working extra hard there's two uploads in one month

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 2 года назад +2

    The best thing I can say is that some the kills seem nice
    But that’s like saying a robber that robbed you, at least gave you a root beer to enjoy.

  • @nightmarefanatic1819
    @nightmarefanatic1819 Год назад +1

    I actually watched this movie last year and remember literally nothing, not a damn thing about it. It was so boring, I only know I wanted to watch it because it had Michael Rooker in it.

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar 2 года назад +7

    I like skeletons, I even have one myself
    One day I will have another

    • @ElClaudioBasado
      @ElClaudioBasado 2 года назад +3

      Plebian of skeletons, I have 30 and another one today.

  • @saneadam3512
    @saneadam3512 2 года назад +2

    Thank you Mister Doctor Possum. Your reviews bring joy to many!

  • @PureSniperWolf
    @PureSniperWolf Год назад +1

    The sass about cobbling together a nuclear reactor with old smoke detectors was both funny and factual. Look up The Atomic Boy Scout some time. Real spooky treat. Happy Halloween.

  • @ProfessorHubertFarnsworth
    @ProfessorHubertFarnsworth 2 года назад

    So I definitely know I saw this, and I had blocked it out of my memory for years....and now it's back thanks to good old Possum! Much obliged.

  • @chrisbg99
    @chrisbg99 2 года назад +2

    I always wonder how name actors end up in this low budget junk films. Van Diem wasn't much of a name at that point but still a name and Michael Rooker (Leary) had a really good career up to this point and still does.

  • @joebiologyuni
    @joebiologyuni 2 года назад +4

    It sounded like Cottonmouth Joe was imitating Neal Breen's voice. 😅

  • @LookAtEachOther
    @LookAtEachOther 2 года назад +1

    2 vids in one week... That's a treat.

  • @o_ver2.094
    @o_ver2.094 2 года назад +4

    Another video already? Thank you possum 🙏

  • @sowder
    @sowder 2 года назад +2

    Scary Mambo is now the name of my band. Thanks.

  • @Kroggnagch
    @Kroggnagch Год назад +1

    Holy fuck that’s Yondu! My my, he sure was low down there in the B movies before The Walking Dead and The Guardians of The Galaxy. That’s cool.

  • @BlackMasterRoshi
    @BlackMasterRoshi 2 года назад +2

    hahaha I remember catching this on the Syfy channel years ago. laughed my ass off at how bad it was

  • @fsfs555
    @fsfs555 2 года назад +1

    The $2M budget probably went mostly to the helicopter, because it clearly didn't go to production, writing, or casting. I mean, they could get What's-her-face and So-and-so, but apparently didn't have enough to get Cheerleader or The Ugly One onboard so had to settle for Starship Troopers guy and Yondu instead.

  • @BillytheTeslaGod
    @BillytheTeslaGod 2 года назад

    I remember seeing a bit of this movie when I was very young, and I vaguely remembered it. That is until you brought it up, and now the memories are flooding back in.

  • @simonsimons1252
    @simonsimons1252 2 года назад +1

    Multiple spooky Possum reviews? The best Halloween.

  • @mrminecraftcubeable
    @mrminecraftcubeable 2 года назад +2

    That costume is so cheap it's like a bad slasher parody you'd see playing in the background of a better movie

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 2 года назад +7

    That's very nice an all but: Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
    8:16 Holy shit, it's as if I'm a psychic!

  • @samuelherrera2318
    @samuelherrera2318 Год назад +2

    4:29 "guess they fucked up...kinda like my dad when he didn't pull out lol😂

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 2 года назад +1

    How'd they get Michael Rooker in this?! Did they blackmail him into it like Uwe Boll would? Casper Van Dien has a cool Doomguy-esque look to him. He could have been in higher-quality movies. Maybe he needed a better agent.
    12:23 / 17:50 Calling it right now. The villain is philosophically like some sort of Captain Planet extreme environmentalist or whatnot.
    14:47 Doesn't he have a knife? And why is he wearing a beanie in the summertime?
    15:01 The gun in that random insert looks like an MP5K. Did they expect us to not notice that none of them was using that? Way to in insult the audience, jerkweeds. Guess they figured an MP5K was close enough to an MP5A3 (or HK94 playing the role of an MP5A3).
    18:57 Calling right now. He leaves the stock folded.
    19:00 Called it.

  • @AspiringDevil
    @AspiringDevil Год назад

    So glad to see your uploading again.
    I love your humor & this probably the hardest I've laughed all week.
    I know it's unlikely but I hope one day we can force the Director of Goblin to tell us why did the Goblin turn on the stove?

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 2 года назад +1

    This movie is like Predator, but way worse and with a supernatural monster. Seriously, anyone else notices the similarities to Predator?

  • @BasedToastnt
    @BasedToastnt 2 года назад

    So glad we got 2 possum reviews videos in a month. Been gone for months

  • @othertalk3313
    @othertalk3313 10 месяцев назад +1

    That skeleton just did a MeToo at the end. Deadass.

  • @thedragon133
    @thedragon133 2 года назад

    As soon as you said SyFy Channel original I knew Casper van Dien would be in it :D

  • @PatrickReichelReptileCynrik
    @PatrickReichelReptileCynrik 2 года назад +1

    I'm absolutely certain that almost all the money went to Casper van Dien (aka Rico), Michael Rooker (aka Yondu) and the other actors such as Robert Miano or Nils Allen Stewart.
    It's amazing that so many well known actors can be found in ONE huge garbage movie... well, I suppose money is still money!
    ^^

  • @TheGribblesnitch
    @TheGribblesnitch 2 года назад +1

    Bro 'mosquito man' was on that DVD movie pack, actually a pr fun bad movie. Also competently made too. I prefer it's alternate name 'mansquito'

  • @killereye
    @killereye Год назад +1

    15:06 Mood Ring Horse...I legit spat my coffee out on that joke! Good one! XD

  • @donvaeth4462
    @donvaeth4462 2 года назад +5

    Two possum reviews in 1 month 👀

  • @williamenglish565
    @williamenglish565 2 года назад +1

    Yusss, Possum bro delivering the goods(or bads).

  • @BigBear--
    @BigBear-- Год назад +1

    It's so confusing...why do all the characters all have random weapons from completely different nations? These are supposed to Delta Force members, yet there's an AK-47, an M4, i think I saw either a FN-FAL, or Hecklor & Koch G series battle rifle. The weapons are all over the place...

  • @DarcleChorf
    @DarcleChorf 2 года назад +2

    LETS GOOOO, the Skeleton is in the video.