This Alien Rip-Off Has the Dumbest Twist You've Ever Seen in a Movie

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  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews  Год назад +81

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    • @imfatkid420
      @imfatkid420 Год назад

      I was like 242 ive never been under a 1000 for any of your videos im so happy i know its silly but Why did the Goblin Turn The Stove On?

    • @You-Know-Youre-Right
      @You-Know-Youre-Right Год назад +1

      I use adblock and sponsor block on all of your videos

    • @Deathbringer_Live
      @Deathbringer_Live Год назад

      Check out Ouija Shark, horrible movie

    • @BadyTheProgram
      @BadyTheProgram Год назад +2

      You are wrong at 7:20, Possum. They didn't put any fluorecent light on it. If you look it closely, those are just horribly cutten holes what got lighten from outsie. But it's ok, you probably bored your mind at this point, so you probaly drunk or something and can't pick up every garbage details.

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 Год назад +1

      algo,

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel Год назад +348

    "It's programmed to only respond to my voice!"
    "What if you got killed?"
    "Never thought of that. . ."
    Good lord

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Год назад +43

      He was drinking when he programmed it I guess.

    • @igodreamer7096
      @igodreamer7096 Год назад +10

      From the same people who create spacestations, ladies and gentlemen!

    • @normalgraham
      @normalgraham Год назад +9

      That part had me dying. I honestly kinda dig this movie, it's got some of the weirdest, most extreme tonal whiplash I've ever seen

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 Год назад +1

      The movie is riffing itself now.

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Год назад

      And how exactly did you make it to space it has to be a set coincidence ms because it wasn't you

  • @thatguythatdoesstuff5899
    @thatguythatdoesstuff5899 Год назад +792

    I was over three quarters of the review in and was getting worried Possum would miss the most important thing about this movie, but he didn't. He actually remembered to ask the important question of why did the goblin turn on the stove.

    • @batuan666
      @batuan666 Год назад +19

      I was expecting this question sooner :D :D he got me.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Год назад +16

      But why did the goblin turn on the stove tho, really makes you wonder.

    • @ZER0O9
      @ZER0O9 Год назад +7

      @@thesaviorofsouls5210 what if he's not a goblin at all but instead a troll?

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Год назад +11

      @@ZER0O9 thats an interesting theory, but you would think a troll would be using a better brand of stove.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 Год назад +5

      To heat up the fireplace poker

  • @HellsAsylum
    @HellsAsylum Год назад +125

    "Filmed entirely in space"
    That must be where all the budget went. Filming on location can be pretty expensive afterall.

    • @harkbelial
      @harkbelial 6 месяцев назад +4

      We're part of space, so they were telling the truth.

  • @level98bearhuntingarmor
    @level98bearhuntingarmor Год назад +306

    Wow the first film to be filmed entirely in SPACE

    • @ChallengeIdeas
      @ChallengeIdeas Год назад +18

      How appropriate, seeing as it sent all our sides into orbit.

    • @martinescobar3908
      @martinescobar3908 Год назад +8

      More precisely, inside thrash

    • @baronsamedi5741
      @baronsamedi5741 Год назад +11

      That's pretty out of this world

    • @vizualedit0r481
      @vizualedit0r481 Год назад +14

      At least what space and the movie's plot had in common was that they are both empty

    • @etsequentia6765
      @etsequentia6765 Год назад +4

      I highly doubt that. I didn't see Jennifer Lawrence anywhere.

  • @mephistopheles4910
    @mephistopheles4910 Год назад +321

    To be fair, with those tentacles, this movie could have gotten a lot more weird so we should probably count our lucky stars that Alien x ET is what we got.

    • @russbennett5470
      @russbennett5470 Год назад +22

      Pretty sure what we got is worse than what we could have got….. do NOT look at my search history

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder Год назад +22

      if it was made by japan we might have gotten that.

    • @kri249
      @kri249 Год назад +5

      It probably did. But then the studio freaked out and gave a biblical twist to counter it.

    • @russbennett5470
      @russbennett5470 Год назад +1

      @Patriarcus Rex have you seen other 80’s B movies? The more likely explanation is they either ran out of money or the director quit halfway through and someone else took over

    • @christophrichter8234
      @christophrichter8234 Год назад +1

      Maybe it was just me, but the creature sure took its time wrapping itself around, and creeping up the crack of the lusty blonde babe’s bum

  • @jdenoe69
    @jdenoe69 Год назад +307

    Star Crystal is just a special kind of bad movie. I watched it many times and I always enjoy exposing new victi...I mean viewers to it's insanity.

    • @DigitalFulcrum
      @DigitalFulcrum Год назад +21

      Over half my problem with watching any bad film is that the majority of them are extremely boring.

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 Год назад +12

      My question is usually Possum comes up with nicknames for the horrible actors in the movies he reviews but in this one he calls them their names, wtf?

    • @medicodyssey
      @medicodyssey Год назад +16

      @@vicvega3614 it means he actually hates it and it literally sucked all the joy from his soul so that he can't even make jokes about what's going on.

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 Год назад +7

      @@medicodyssey lol 😆 my favorite nicknames were doo rag and beavis, cant remember which video its from those names still make me laugh, he gets really angry in that video also ha

    • @comablack7026
      @comablack7026 Год назад +9

      I think my favorite is the Dragon Ball Z one where he basically comes up with a new name for Piccolo every time he shows up. Lol

  • @MisterMelange
    @MisterMelange Год назад +154

    Star Crystal: What would happen if the xenomorph from "Alien" had just accepted Jesus as his savior...

    • @rubyeyeshabranigdu
      @rubyeyeshabranigdu Год назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sinlessdoor
      @Sinlessdoor Год назад

      Hear me out: the Alien franchise but the xenomorphs justify their violent, parasitic life cycle with Catholicism

  • @WesternWolf4311
    @WesternWolf4311 Год назад +128

    They even tried to make the blob monster cute by giving it milky cataract clouded thousand yard stare eyes

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Год назад +12

      Plus with the shape of the head they seem to be trying to make him look like ET.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +7

      One of the movie posters gave GAR long pointy needle teeth!
      Another is just one weepy-drippy-sleepy-icky eye...lol

    • @joeld.k.7652
      @joeld.k.7652 Год назад +2

      that's supposed to be cute?. it looked drugged out of its mind.

  • @UmbraMan1
    @UmbraMan1 Год назад +98

    Yeah, you really really can’t make the alien horribly slaughter a bunch of people just for fighting back and then befriend the rest.

  • @rats703
    @rats703 Год назад +157

    I think I know why the goblin turned on the stove, to bake the twist of this movie

    • @rats703
      @rats703 Год назад +17

      Note: I made this at the beginning of the video

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 Год назад

      to poke a hot poker up some guy's ass. LOL

    • @justinjones5616
      @justinjones5616 Год назад +4

      Wouldn't the goblin turn on the oven than the stove if it's baking?🤣

    • @rats703
      @rats703 Год назад +6

      @@justinjones5616 yeah that's the point the goblin turned on the stove to bake the twist. It's so raw it's bad

    • @rats703
      @rats703 Год назад +2

      @@justinjones5616 I wish I didn't have to explain the joke though

  • @andresf.7563
    @andresf.7563 Год назад +90

    Possum said the funny goblin joke, and the way he did it was much more creative than this movie could ever be, Nice

  • @ericvulgate
    @ericvulgate Год назад +71

    Who among us hasn't killed a few hundred people over a misunderstanding?
    Clearly the blob thing is the protagonist here.

  • @Zeburaman2005
    @Zeburaman2005 Год назад +97

    I am going to go out on a limb and speculate the production crew had to go through three batches of actors before settling on the best of the worst who would be able to drag the script around. Yet, they had already filmed the parts with the previews two teams on somewhat expensive sets and they just couldn’t afford to start over, so they ended up in the final cut. Just my two cents.

  • @averyoya4683
    @averyoya4683 Год назад +201

    "Asking questions makes you alt-right"
    This caught me off guard to the point that I almost spit my drink out xD

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 Год назад +10

      "Where are the ashes?"

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Год назад +42

      All I did was ask if BLM ever gave the raised money to Treyvon's family! I should have known they didn't after I got in trouble for asking about it

    • @bio-weaponn5576
      @bio-weaponn5576 Год назад +12

      Man is it based.

    • @oORiseAboveOo
      @oORiseAboveOo Год назад +5

      @@sleepykitty8918
      Bigot!

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Год назад +6

      @@oORiseAboveOo I'm actually very small -_-

  • @LookAtEachOther
    @LookAtEachOther Год назад +50

    The way Possum points at *you,* the person who is staring at the thumbnail, is very inviting to the viewer to join this epic adventure.

    • @NYUMIR
      @NYUMIR Год назад +4

      He called us socially awkward tho ☹️

    • @kbbrown8154
      @kbbrown8154 Год назад +4

      More compelling than Uncle Sam.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад +4

      I feel threatened by the Possum Point

  • @GaigeStorm
    @GaigeStorm Год назад +20

    I truly believe that goblin turning on the stove seriously sparked a dominoe of events happening in different films.

  • @linhero797
    @linhero797 Год назад +162

    This movie looks like the kind of schlock-fest me, my brother, and my dad would watch and laugh at because of how bad it was when I was a kid.
    Ah the memories.

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 Год назад +1

      Wait you owned this movie in the 80s?

    • @linhero797
      @linhero797 Год назад +9

      @@vicvega3614 I wasn't even born until after the year 2000. This movie is just the exact kind of movie we would watch when I was a kid.

  • @enderkatze6129
    @enderkatze6129 Год назад +51

    It's Kinda cute how they tried with all their Garage Special effects and their two weeks of filming

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool Год назад +10

      Garage Special Effects... I love that term.

    • @Klonkus
      @Klonkus Год назад

      It broke new ground

    • @Zeburaman2005
      @Zeburaman2005 Год назад +2

      @@Klonkus Huh, is that how thin the asphalt was?

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool Год назад

      @@Zeburaman2005 They hit a pot hole.

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 Год назад +129

    The dumbest twist I've ever seen in a movie is where Anakin Skywalker actually didn't bring balance to the force so they created a new trilogy to smother my childhood dreams
    I made this comment before the Falcon was mentioned

    • @Zekium
      @Zekium Год назад +9

      Anakin actually bring the balance in the force :
      Episode 1 start : 50 Jedis for 3 siths
      Episode 3 end : 2 Jedis and 2 siths

    • @justinhammer3196
      @justinhammer3196 Год назад +3

      @@Zekium For a few years before the new trilogy came out. Anakin just sucked really.

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 Год назад +4

      @@Zekium Yeah disney changed that. Rey is actually the chosen one, not Anakin, duh.

    • @artofalmost9479
      @artofalmost9479 Год назад +6

      I always thought the point of the Star Wars movies is that they got the prophecy wrong and it wasn't Anakin that was going to bring balance to the force but actually Luke?
      Well, until the sequel trilogy screwed that all up.

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 Год назад +8

      @@artofalmost9479 They could have gone with a more philosophical or technical way of "balancing the force" but instead they acted as if defeating Palpatine was the only way to do it.
      "My character balanced the force!"
      "No! Bring back Palpatine so my character can balance the force!"

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 Год назад +13

    I was half-expecting your M. Night Shyamalan caricature from the Last Airbender review of yours to suddenly show up in this video and say something like, "But Possum, it was a twist, and you never expected it! That's what makes it good!"

  • @normalgraham
    @normalgraham Год назад +10

    Honestly, I fucking LOVE the fact that this movie ends with everyone reconciling their differences and admitting their faults. It's so out of left field and so unusual that I have to give the movie points for taking the road less traveled.

  • @chrisdolan9579
    @chrisdolan9579 Год назад +30

    Can someone please explain why the goblin turned on the stove?
    My theory is the director was going to use it as part of the story, maybe involving an explosion, but then realised they didn't have the budget! And forgot to take it out!

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 Год назад

      To heat up the fireplace poker to stick it up the fat guys ass, if you look close theres a fireplace poker

    • @MalusTmcraeensis
      @MalusTmcraeensis Год назад +9

      He did that to heat up the fireplace poker he stabbed the husband with.
      But we still don't know why did hat guy go outside.

  • @m_jaded
    @m_jaded Год назад +5

    Filmed entirely in SPACE!
    Yeah, the cheapest space they could rent

  • @Ghost_of_a_Flea
    @Ghost_of_a_Flea Год назад +54

    This is the one I always saw at the local video rental store and wanted to rent b/c of the cover with the 'eye' and the spaceship on it. Never quite got to it though. Back then you rented a lot of sci-fi/horror based on the cover art.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Год назад +5

      It seems like a decent amout of bad books/movies/video games have nice covers while the good shit has crappy covers
      Even Lord of the Rings for instance. I'm sure others love it, but this whole "collage of all the important characters" thing is just really boring

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 Год назад +1

      ​@@DrDolan2000yupp just had this conversation with my friend. All movie posters are exactly the same these days. Main character up front big if there's a co star as big as the main they are the second biggest on the side either looking at the camera or off into space. Then the rest lol bit some movies have like every character you see in the movie on the cover. It's like well so much for surprises in who plays what and what the good or bad guy will look like.

  • @amberlytheharpyqueen
    @amberlytheharpyqueen Год назад +18

    So basically the alien is a sentient pink loogie, who first kills a whole crew, the countless people in a space station, then crew members then befriends the survivors and they are sad when it dies.
    Is this supposed to be an "Alien" knockoff with a dash "E.T." and a pinch of "the Blob".

  • @chasehatchett4756
    @chasehatchett4756 Год назад +18

    Boss : “ why did come in 20 minutes late this morning?”
    Me : “ I don’t know, why did the goblin turn on the stove?”

  • @jeremiahmoore2527
    @jeremiahmoore2527 Год назад +17

    "Don't ask questions. Questions makes you alt-right." Quote for the last few years.

  • @nixiscold5201
    @nixiscold5201 Год назад +55

    Love you possum ♡ you are great to listen to, you're brutally honest, most reviewers don't really match up in genuinity, keep it up pal ~

  • @heli88
    @heli88 Год назад +11

    This movie asks and answers the question "what would ET have looked like with all his skin removed?", and it's just as bad as you'd expect.

  • @Thenamelessone1991
    @Thenamelessone1991 Год назад +31

    7:46 the only smartest thing that was ever said in this entire movie.

  • @Yoxiv
    @Yoxiv Год назад +11

    "He didn't think that through... AND NEITHER DID I!"
    Don't think, embrace the dumb!
    ~Sun Shoe, probably

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 Год назад +6

    Every single time he goes on a "Why" rant I expect "Why did the goblin turn on the stove?"

  • @eloimireault8401
    @eloimireault8401 Год назад +28

    "when president Ben Shapiro made it illegal to be tall" threw me off my chair from laughter

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Год назад +3

      I wonder if he'll ever see this video. He has a good sense of humour, so I bet he'd get a kick out of it! Like when he watched the Freedom Toons cartoon with him in it.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад +3

      @@sleepykitty8918 Ben Shapiro is such a nice man who takes jokes very well

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Год назад +1

      @@genericname2747 I'm not very good at telling tone through text but I'm getting a weird feeling that you might be being sarcastic. I don't mean to be rude and I hope I'm not annoying you

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад +2

      @@sleepykitty8918 Yeah this is a bit of sarcasm. He gets defensive over silly things

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Год назад +2

      @@genericname2747 I'm just glad I actually got the sarcasm :)

  • @aliensoup2420
    @aliensoup2420 Год назад +17

    I went to university film school with Eric Woster, the Producer/Co-writer of this movie. He was an unusual and highly motivated character. I give him credit for simply making a feature film, despite its questionable quality. I met with him a few years after the movie was released and he asked me to read his script for a new project. He showed me a home-made steady-cam rig he was building from wood and surgical tubing. He died a couple years later of a heart attack (?) at age 33.

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 Год назад

      Wow thats young to die of a heart attack

  • @doublem6884
    @doublem6884 Год назад +12

    Imagine if Possum collabed with High Boi. Someone who's drunk and depressed with someone high and... existing. Would the personalities clash or bounce off each other? We'll never know.

  • @Chichaetomate
    @Chichaetomate Год назад +12

    so the blob thing took a refueling station and flew away...
    so any other ship that counted on that refuiling station to finish it's trip is doomed

  • @JoshTyrReece
    @JoshTyrReece Год назад +9

    Oh God, that movie.
    Saw it as a child in a holiday visiting my family in croatia. My cousin rented it and I just saw the first half.
    I was so scared that I had nightmares from it.
    Years later, I saw the rest, and it was just a complete "WTF"- moment. If I saw it as a child completely, I most likely would not have been so scared back then.

  • @TheSoulCapt
    @TheSoulCapt Год назад +9

    Never thought I'd be called out for my social anxiety in a movie review for a movie called space crystal...

  • @sevenclovers7
    @sevenclovers7 Год назад +7

    -One- Two things Possum forgot:
    The Refueling platform would have a beacon
    Other ships would need the Refueling Platform for emergencies and such

  • @OldMovieRob
    @OldMovieRob Год назад +12

    For a minute I thought that the character Adrian was played by Barbara Bach, but yeah, I was completely wrong. Actress Faye Bolt, and apparently this is the only film she's ever been in.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Год назад +4

      Oof

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 8 месяцев назад +1

      So bad it made her retire? 😂That's a feat not easily achieved

  • @bentramer682
    @bentramer682 5 месяцев назад +1

    You know it's gonna be bad when they call Olympus Mons a crater in the opening scene

  • @RedDusk369
    @RedDusk369 Год назад +6

    Why did the alien pick up the wrench? The same reason why the goblin turned on the stove.

  • @wtfiswiththosehandles
    @wtfiswiththosehandles Год назад +7

    Okay, to be fair, that PVC space station looks sweet. I'ma make one this weekend.

  • @John73John
    @John73John Год назад +13

    The most interesting thing about the movie was the red blinky florescent tube prop in the engine room.

    • @robertb7293
      @robertb7293 Год назад +5

      I've definitely seen that thing in Star Trek.

    • @John73John
      @John73John Год назад +5

      @@robertb7293 I know, also on Airplane 2 where Will Shatner made a joke about how it MUST have some purpose!

  • @pretikewl76
    @pretikewl76 Год назад +12

    Every day I wake up to a new Possum video is a gift.

  • @sanorii9573
    @sanorii9573 Год назад +6

    Stove goblin is probably one of my favorite long running jokes

  • @aelius3805
    @aelius3805 Год назад +3

    Everyone asking "why did the goblin turn on the stove?", no one asks if the stove turned on the goblin first.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot Год назад +4

    Wow that ending. So if this thing can talk, why did it never try to communicate during its killing sprees? And it killed the engineer, who never tried attacking, as well as the original ship's crew who found it, and then blew up a whole station full of people. There is no way that was all self defense... This is about as dumb as that Trek episode where Kirk and co just forgives the giant lava slugs for killing all those miners.

  • @zandorvorkov7257
    @zandorvorkov7257 Год назад +5

    He killed the first woman because she hit him with a wrench ... I think. The scene is so badly edited she could just as likely be pounding on a stubborn valve and the noise annoyed Gar into killing her.

  • @ericbellesfield1785
    @ericbellesfield1785 Год назад +8

    Hey! This movie features The Prop! One of the most recognizable sci-fi props of all time.

    • @dying101666
      @dying101666 Год назад +2

      Yep. I first saw it in " The Wrath of Khan".

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 8 месяцев назад

      What is the prop? I watch Seagal movies instead of sci-fi hence why I don't know it

  • @chrisdolan9579
    @chrisdolan9579 Год назад +7

    The humans bad, but psychopathic murderer good angle is the sort of story I'd expect these days, but it just goes to show that film makers have always been morons!

  • @timbrigman9352
    @timbrigman9352 Год назад +13

    Now we need an Alien vs Predator vs ET vs Star Crystal movie

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 Год назад +3

      Throw Darth Vader in there too.

    • @ablosch2452
      @ablosch2452 Год назад +2

      Vs Nukie Vs MAC N Me Vs Pod People vs Starship Troopers.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +1

      Incude Terl from _Battefield: Earth_ & all the above suggestions & I'm in!

  • @amethyst_dawn
    @amethyst_dawn Год назад +5

    "Asking questions makes you alt-right."
    I wish I could subscribe twice

  • @JesusGonzalez-im6im
    @JesusGonzalez-im6im Год назад +3

    Why did the goblin turn on the stove is a top tier channel meme

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped Год назад +4

    "You can rip off Alien, or you can rip off E.T. You can't do both. What's wrong with you!?"
    What a perfect summation of this hot mess of a script. XD

  • @jacobjohnson2637
    @jacobjohnson2637 Год назад +14

    The last video my dad watched of yours was the first video I saw wich was suburban sasquatch. My dad loved your channel an your vids will always help remind me of him.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Год назад +4

      I assume based on your wording he's no longer with you, so I'm sorry for your loss

    • @jacobjohnson2637
      @jacobjohnson2637 Год назад +3

      @@r.j.penfold he passed away last summer. He loved cheesy movies like these

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Год назад +4

      @@jacobjohnson2637 ah, that sucks. But sounds like you had some really good memories with him.

  • @Piromysl359
    @Piromysl359 Год назад +6

    I dare you to watch and review Ax-Em, Daddy Shaym. There is so much to unpack there and you'll definitely love it.

  • @mrcin1233
    @mrcin1233 Год назад +3

    18:08 Possum just summarised the entire message of Avatar the simp blender.

  • @Vastafari34
    @Vastafari34 Год назад +1

    This is one of my favorite reviews you have done, it is hilarious! I think the reason it didn't get many views is because its not a popular movie, but the review is just golden!

  • @TheKilroyman
    @TheKilroyman Год назад +12

    The Possum has returned!

  • @Alex-jq6vq
    @Alex-jq6vq Год назад +11

    Oh yeah u know the day is good when Possum uploads

  • @chrisperrien7055
    @chrisperrien7055 Год назад +3

    That "some lady" is gorgeous.

  • @thomasmanning2939
    @thomasmanning2939 Год назад +3

    "what if you got killed?"
    "I never thought of that!"
    So there's no backup plan at all? Brilliant 🤦

  • @alext6933
    @alext6933 Год назад +3

    I definitely wouldn't want to meet enraged Roger in a dark alley, terrifying.

  • @saneadam3512
    @saneadam3512 Год назад +5

    The joy when I see a new Possum video in my notifications! All the best in 2023, Possum 🍻

    • @saneadam3512
      @saneadam3512 Год назад

      Those painted Solo Cups 🤣🤣

  • @613harbinger316
    @613harbinger316 Год назад +2

    First line of that god-awful song at the end:
    "In space with a stranger we do what we believe in...."
    I feel uncomfortable.

  • @theonlybilge
    @theonlybilge Год назад +2

    Apparently male opossums leave when they finish mating.

  • @Kindlesmith70
    @Kindlesmith70 Год назад +1

    8:51 Have you heard of the retirement cliche? They announce they will get a break, or retire the next day, but get killed off before that ever happens.

  • @Oogidyboogidyboo
    @Oogidyboogidyboo Год назад +11

    This movie is the best ever made. The way it exposed how humans really are is just beautiful. I started crying when I saw this. It has changed my life. I learned a valuable lesson and I am better for it.

    • @jeffsorrows
      @jeffsorrows 10 месяцев назад

      I mean one of the only credits where it said Cameraman and Camerawoman they were ahead of their time!

  • @martso9288
    @martso9288 Год назад +3

    If you know Capstone, the pinnacle of entertainment software, this is very similar to Corridor 7

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda Год назад +2

    Another goblin reference! Probably the most underrated running gag on the internet.

  • @Naivuren
    @Naivuren Год назад +4

    Pink blob is cuter than E.T. though, but I guess that's not too hard

  • @butteryfriedwizard2219
    @butteryfriedwizard2219 Год назад +2

    I'll have you know if pvc pipes can handle me at taco night, they can easily be used to create a space station.

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 Год назад +5

    You know what...i actually find it kinda endearing. Clearly it had like no budget, but its not bad like birdemic or anything.
    Its like if i were to make a movie with a bunch of friends at home, id actually hope it would turn out as good as this movie. All on the budget of loose change and a pizza coupon.

  • @shadowleon659
    @shadowleon659 Год назад +3

    Star Crystal is one of RUclipsr Ramboraph4life's most hated films.

  • @The_Ragequit_Cannon
    @The_Ragequit_Cannon Год назад +3

    Awesome to see the Goblin make an appearance again

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpc Год назад +2

    The alien steals the refuelling depot which means all the ships which rely on it are screwed. Thus more people are going to die. I wonder if the film makers actually read their script?

  • @snodog00
    @snodog00 Год назад +2

    "I'm sorry I maliciously turned all of your friends into mummified husks and left there corpses littered around the ship. For some reason, I thought all humans were bad, because it's a common movie trope for a species newly introduced to humanity to see them as barbaric neanderthals. Even though they showed no hostility to me at the beginning of the film and the first one of your friend I slaughtered. I was just doing cute/disgusting blob monster things."
    "It's okay murderous blob alien. Even though you fucking ended them and consumed something from them as thermodynamics would prove through your growth. I'm sure they tasted delicious. We're all friends now."

  • @WanderingOdin
    @WanderingOdin Год назад +1

    Your channel is a gold mine of bad movies to MST3K with friends

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot Год назад +3

    04:24 - Hey. that is the most important device of the universe! I swear this thing was in everything, despite these being movies made by different studios.

    • @bobnope457
      @bobnope457 Год назад +1

      Indeed. I’m certain that I saw this glowing device in multiple episodes of different Star Trek series.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot Год назад +1

      @@bobnope457 It's mostly known for that, but it was in Airplane 2 too for example.

  • @clarity2199
    @clarity2199 Год назад +2

    Wow, my Dad used to own one of those rolling tool kits! And yeah.....he actually did use it for tools!

  • @gelmibson883
    @gelmibson883 Год назад +3

    I work at a opossum asylum.

  • @Moefongoe
    @Moefongoe 5 месяцев назад +1

    Almost got me, when he got close to the alien for a kiss but instead he says f u lol 😂

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB Год назад +10

    Star Crystal is bad yet it’s an absolute masterpiece

  • @anthonymarziano9984
    @anthonymarziano9984 Год назад +2

    The set piece look like they had built from whatever material they had lying around.

  • @AidenRKrone
    @AidenRKrone Год назад +3

    When the alien explained to the two survivors that he was acting in self-defense and that he wanted to be friends, I was expecting them to decide to stay with the alien instead of getting off on the refueling station. That would have made the movie even weirder. Also, does anyone else think this movie is noticeably similar to _Life_ (2017)? Both movies feature a sentient alien creature crawling around a spaceship and picking off the crew members one by one.

  • @flames2089
    @flames2089 Год назад +1

    Ty for the consistent uploads

  • @fellipedasilva99
    @fellipedasilva99 Год назад +1

    I love how Possum’s house is just an orange void but the basement is normal.
    20:09 Based ngl

  • @whateverwhatever4026
    @whateverwhatever4026 Год назад +2

    I member!!!
    Also gravity. That's how real space ships are. Nearly all tubes. Yeah, they're being cheap. But its unintentionally true to life.

  • @AquaticIdealist
    @AquaticIdealist Год назад +2

    If only the writers stuck with the horror elements. Gar setting up a rapport with these idiots is a different strategy to exploit and/or destroy humanity, since violence alone failed to get rid of all of them
    Blowing up the space station did a number on the humans, but they have at least a breeding pair still around! Different strategies might work, best to try whatever it takes?

  • @jaredgarcia7762
    @jaredgarcia7762 Год назад +1

    I was not expecting him to whisper fuck you XD

  • @BioHunter1990
    @BioHunter1990 Год назад +2

    The space suits in Red Dwarf are higher quality...and that show had a rather lukewarm TV budget.
    And 100% better.

  • @Pyr0cd
    @Pyr0cd Год назад +1

    FIRST - Fell in love with your content about a year ago, please never stop

  • @LudosErgoSum
    @LudosErgoSum Год назад +1

    4:23 ”The Most Important Device in the Universe“ spotted in the background - at least they got that one right😂

  • @AudioReplica2023
    @AudioReplica2023 Год назад +1

    I honestly thoght he was joking when he said the space station made of PVC pipes ..until I noticed he wasn't joking 🤣

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 Год назад +1

    1:26 Well, that's not wrong.
    The earth is in space.

  • @yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198
    @yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198 Год назад +1

    I feel like the fact I’ve had two RidX commercials during this means something…

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад

      Same! Mid- & post-roll lol
      I wonder if Possum is rural, too...

  • @chillproduction7142
    @chillproduction7142 Год назад

    Hell yeah! A “why did the goblin turn on the stove”! That’s my favorite part in all of the videos groovy enough to include it! “How with Dr. Shaym bring up the stove this time!”
    Love it! Great stuff homie!

  • @History_Coffee
    @History_Coffee Год назад +17

    This is actually what's going on inside Elon musk's mind made physical via a neuro link accident not a movie