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The trope is bad but it doesn't really sour my eggnog. What I can't stand are the "Real Fans" who defend any dumb shit in a big franchise with the "it's fantasy" or "it's science fiction" as if that justifies any stupid idea or lack of internal consistancy.
"Officer Black Guy." I'd say they made him black as an alternative to giving him personality, but nobody in this movie has personality, so that argument really doesn't tread water.
13:57 "Then the moron brigade continue walking when Kate gets grabbed by the alien. Sergeant Dumbass tries to save her, but then the alien grabs him and rips his head off, then casually walks away with it. Good!"
In UK when I was a kid there was a video rental shop that had a bargain bucket shelf with all tapes for 50 pence and me and my dad loved to laugh at the shitty budget and effects and my mom hated them. So we purposely got them every week to annoy her so I grew up on these 50 pence movies and still love to watch them and I'm now using you as a recommender, so thanks
There's only 2 types of independent films somewhat decent ones and absolutely God-awful to the point where you thought they wer deliberately making a bad movie.
This is the sort of insanity I subjugate Cloud to whenever he doesn't resist our mental link. Although now whenever we fight he keeps asking me why the goblin turned on the stove.
@@DroneR00 I may be able to calculate the proper trajectory of a meteor outside of the galaxy into a single targeted star, but I still haven't fully worked out why the goblin turned on the stove. The meaning, much like my true family history, eludes me to this day.
The one nice thing I can say is at least when the alien took the guy's gun at least he actually used it unlike other movies where they stab or whack the victims (ex. Halloween and Friday the 13th, can't remember which)
So glad you got this backup I was looking for it for the past month like where the hell's it at because I've watched every one of your videos at least 6 times -- more content please
“Then they hear a growl…” Me immediately hears Suburban Sasquatch making his signature one and only growl in my head. To add, the further we get in the video and possum mentions gwllawbi, the more I hear Suburban Sasquatch growling in my head.
What I've never understood is, why do cheap movies have such bad plots? I know effects cost money, but shouldn't writing a plot that makes sense cost just as much as writing a nonsensical one?
I watch a lot of mysterious occurrences videos and when the narrator starts asking the "why did they..." questions, "why did the goblin turn on the stove?" always comes to mind now.
Got to love how the truck keeps changing models. It's like the owner that they borrowed it from (justifiably) told them, "fuck no," when they said they're were going to wreck and blow it up.
@@insensitive919 Actually you'll probably just drift forever after dying of either thirst, starvation, radiation, or due to some sort of mishap leading to lack of life support so you get to die of oxygen deprivation.
9:42 Why does he shoulder his rifle like that? He did that earlier and I assumed it was so, if he fired, the casings wouldn't eject into the other dingbat's face. When Keanu Reeves turns a Stoner-type rifle cockeyed, it's because it has combination sights (optic on top w/reflex sight or iron sights offset to the right for a right-hander, left for left-hander). But a combination sight setup like that wasn't common practice in the early aughts. Combination sights existed, but they were typically a magnified optic with backup iron sights on top. At any rate, what I'm getting at is there's no reason whatsoever to hold a rifle like that. 9:46 Check out that chicken-wing! 9:57 Thank you! It's so insulting when we have to endure stuff like that! 11:17 Of course, the sights are folded. Movie people just don't understand guns. Even on big-budget productions! They leave stocks folded or collapsed. They shoot from the hip. If the gun has modern-style folding sights, the sights are left folded. If it's a rifle with Picatinny rails, sometimes the sights are left off! I quit watching The Walking Dead because of this sort of audience-insulting incompetence! That, and because they had TWO characters lose their right eyes, yet they continued to shoot right-handed. 13:35 Only in movies do people leave useful gear behind, especially guns. 13:41 Of course, he spins the cylinder as movie people typically do. At least he didn't snap the cylinder shut one-handed while spinning the cylinder. Revolvers are robust, but they're not invincible. 18:19 It's like they checked off a list of Lame Tropes 101.
I had this movie on DVD and I was a big fan of monster movies, and since the design on the cover looked cool, I thoguht that would extend to the movie. I was thoroughly disappointed at the age of 9.
I know I just found dr Shyam and I loved his content but iwas so sad when I saw he hadn’t posted in ages but I did some research and I was happy to find this channel is still posting but I was still annoyed because I preferred his old content but this is good to
The good guys in Asylum movies always die in some sort of lackluster way. Sergeant Slickback should've been the one to go out in a blaze of glory by careening the truck off the cliff.
My fam rented this when I was a kid. Got like 90 seconds into it when the guy is perking out he says "Show me those Jack Rabbits." I was laughing my ass off. My mother rightfully had us turn it off. Lol.
I'm sure I saw this movie at some point of my life, I can't remember when or where but I know it was this one Extremely bad movies really do become suppressed memories
I just now noticed that he is also dr shaym which is nice he found something he enjoys and is kinda funny how his character is based off of his old possum video
That must be one of these random movies, found really late at night, on random TV channels, somewhere in the early '90... though it was one of the Xtro sequels?
I'd like to hear the rant that was edited out. To compare it to the one that's in my head to find out just how many expletives were used in pointing out just how dumb a move was being made. I mean really, "let's bring with us the only reason this monster is killing anyone. Because we're government people, which should be all one needs to hear to know that we don't have enough brain cells to rub two of them together."
Quando omni flunkus moritati. I love how you name terrible characters. I do similar. It's fun when movies or shows make character they EXPECT you to remember the names of. But they are so bad you remember their terrible actions or just a generic visage of them. LMFAO! Kinda like the Alien Dog from Cloverfield. And it's fleas that fall off it. I still swear to God I would have enjoyed those movies if it turned out a giant Alien crashed in western Europe. And his doggie ran away; swims across the ocean. Hahaha!
I didn't know there were Viking Conquistadors back in the day. Were there any Spanish Vikings, too? Or Pirate Archeologists? Do we have any American Kings? Or Nigerian Monks?
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Its good your extreme bi-polar makes you immune to these movies so we dont have to risk seizures.
I was actually looking for this video, but then I saw you or someone deleted it.
I knew this sounded familiar
This must be pissing you off a lot.
@Atmmat beat to it you bastard lol
"Officer black guy" "The other guy" "the army guys" he has such a way with words..
I guess he likes... GUYS!
the power of "guy"
Need an officer woman guy.
Doo Rag and Beavis!!! 😆
He is a poet
Oh God It Looks Like it was made by an actual Asylum Patient
Greetings hawe you finished TRAINing your Son?
@@yagdra5721 Pretty Well
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 how's the guardians
You made peace with The Immortal?
Thank you, Omni-Man, very cool
One of the biggest tropes I hate is the 'characters making dumb decisions /doing dumb shit because movie...'
So you hate when people act dumb.
We all do.
Im just tired of unoriginal ideas.
same here
This is a serious problem even in most, if not _all,_ of the recent reboots/remakes/"sequels" of the last decade.
@@613harbinger316 Not too surprising. Just look at the people running Hollywood now. XD
The trope is bad but it doesn't really sour my eggnog. What I can't stand are the "Real Fans" who defend any dumb shit in a big franchise with the "it's fantasy" or "it's science fiction" as if that justifies any stupid idea or lack of internal consistancy.
“But then I remember the real nightmare is my daily life”
Hits a little too close to home man. Just a little too close
I love how Possum can sound passionately angry sometimes and he also sounds sarcastically uninterested at times
often he sounds both at the same time! x'D
He is dr shayam
@@brayden_taylo yes
He mastered the art while using factual evidence against idiots
@@ravenprime5148 yep 😂😂😂
"Officer Black Guy."
I'd say they made him black as an alternative to giving him personality, but nobody in this movie has personality, so that argument really doesn't tread water.
"Follow the sun"
What do they do at noon? Sprout wings and fly into space?
Yes
Sit down and have some cheez its.
Officer woman, and officer black guy are their actual names. I watched the movie and it was very bad, and those were their actual names.
omg you watched this i pray for your soul
Yikes.
Ah yes,
Who can forget..
The Viking Conquistadors
My favorite ancient society.
Yea
Who could forget Bjorn Nunez de Hardrada the Spineless?
@@jd_the_cat The Samurai Indians were way cooler...
@@AndrewAce. I respectfully disagree.
They spray painted the pickup truck solid green! army green isnt even that shade of green XD
13:57
"Then the moron brigade continue walking when Kate gets grabbed by the alien. Sergeant Dumbass tries to save her, but then the alien grabs him and rips his head off, then casually walks away with it. Good!"
In UK when I was a kid there was a video rental shop that had a bargain bucket shelf with all tapes for 50 pence and me and my dad loved to laugh at the shitty budget and effects and my mom hated them. So we purposely got them every week to annoy her so I grew up on these 50 pence movies and still love to watch them and I'm now using you as a recommender, so thanks
There's only 2 types of independent films somewhat decent ones and absolutely God-awful to the point where you thought they wer deliberately making a bad movie.
I wonder how my film Beast by Night would rank?
@@cinemafanatic2010 Gonna watch that. Just subbed
@@Scifogon Thanx!
@@cinemafanatic2010 so do you watch these for a list on what not to do? cause if so then i have hope for your movie
Yes, granted my film was only shot for $200, End it does have some faults that I acknowledge, but I’ll leave the rest up to you
I hope more reviews don't get taken down :(
This feels like a lame episode of a 1980s TV show than an actual film.
"Girl Who Looks Like A Witch But Isn't, or *GWLLAWBI* for short."
😆😆🤣🤣
This is the sort of insanity I subjugate Cloud to whenever he doesn't resist our mental link. Although now whenever we fight he keeps asking me why the goblin turned on the stove.
It’s a question only you can answer for him, thou singular winged one.
But also an answer sadly no one else in the world will understand.
@@DroneR00 I may be able to calculate the proper trajectory of a meteor outside of the galaxy into a single targeted star, but I still haven't fully worked out why the goblin turned on the stove. The meaning, much like my true family history, eludes me to this day.
@@cradiculous Maybe the goblin was also injected with J cells at birth and had a plan to blow up Earth as well. Except with a stove...
@@LalaRojas-jd5rc If that was true, I'd probably be able to feel its presence somewhat. But I can't feel anything.
@@cradiculous So many questions so little answers.
The one nice thing I can say is at least when the alien took the guy's gun at least he actually used it unlike other movies where they stab or whack the victims (ex. Halloween and Friday the 13th, can't remember which)
So glad you got this backup I was looking for it for the past month like where the hell's it at because I've watched every one of your videos at least 6 times -- more content please
“Then they hear a growl…”
Me immediately hears Suburban Sasquatch making his signature one and only growl in my head.
To add, the further we get in the video and possum mentions gwllawbi, the more I hear Suburban Sasquatch growling in my head.
me to
Get to the choppa, low budget version, amazing video as usual.
What I've never understood is, why do cheap movies have such bad plots? I know effects cost money, but shouldn't writing a plot that makes sense cost just as much as writing a nonsensical one?
Talented (or at least competent) writers cost money. That's why.
I like how your eyebrow raise is also a question mark
Ah yes, the re-release....Thanks RUclips!
Edit: I say that with sarcasm
"Of course she is evil. She's white." I spilled my coffee XDDDD
*coffe*
It seems he finally found out why the goblin turned on the stove
I watch a lot of mysterious occurrences videos and when the narrator starts asking the "why did they..." questions, "why did the goblin turn on the stove?" always comes to mind now.
Holy shit, Dorag is played by Lorenzo Lamas. Damn, post-2000 hit his career HARD.
I have to say Thank you for helping me through out the day with these videos. You really help me feel better. Thank you
0:18-0:24 WOOOWW. You've been through a lot in your life, haven't you, Possum? Glad my uncle isn't like that.
Glad to see you back with the usual Format! :D
Edit: Oh wait it's a reupload. Aw...
Got to love how the truck keeps changing models. It's like the owner that they borrowed it from (justifiably) told them, "fuck no," when they said they're were going to wreck and blow it up.
That Toyota is kinda sick. Throwing an F-150 off the cliff was a good call.
This is one of my favorite, if not my first reviews by you, so shit yeah I'm gonna rewatch this
Hopefully this video wont get taken down by having the word predator in the title or some other bullcrap
1:15 When the actress realized what movie she was in.
"Follow the sun" has to be one of the stupidest things I've heard in a movie.
But even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
@@insensitive919 Actually you'll probably just drift forever after dying of either thirst, starvation, radiation, or due to some sort of mishap leading to lack of life support so you get to die of oxygen deprivation.
Why the hell, if they had a monster costume, did they have all these scenes with a cheap, crap, CGI one!?!
This re-upload is worth a re-watch
I tell all my friends about you, thanks for always making me smile.
I got about a quarter way through the video before realizing it was a re-upload. I wanted more possum content... :(
alien movies are hard to do, rarely do you find good ones
Because they always try to copy Alien without knowing WHY Alien was good.
9:42 Why does he shoulder his rifle like that? He did that earlier and I assumed it was so, if he fired, the casings wouldn't eject into the other dingbat's face. When Keanu Reeves turns a Stoner-type rifle cockeyed, it's because it has combination sights (optic on top w/reflex sight or iron sights offset to the right for a right-hander, left for left-hander). But a combination sight setup like that wasn't common practice in the early aughts. Combination sights existed, but they were typically a magnified optic with backup iron sights on top. At any rate, what I'm getting at is there's no reason whatsoever to hold a rifle like that.
9:46 Check out that chicken-wing!
9:57 Thank you! It's so insulting when we have to endure stuff like that!
11:17 Of course, the sights are folded. Movie people just don't understand guns. Even on big-budget productions! They leave stocks folded or collapsed. They shoot from the hip. If the gun has modern-style folding sights, the sights are left folded. If it's a rifle with Picatinny rails, sometimes the sights are left off! I quit watching The Walking Dead because of this sort of audience-insulting incompetence! That, and because they had TWO characters lose their right eyes, yet they continued to shoot right-handed.
13:35 Only in movies do people leave useful gear behind, especially guns.
13:41 Of course, he spins the cylinder as movie people typically do. At least he didn't snap the cylinder shut one-handed while spinning the cylinder. Revolvers are robust, but they're not invincible.
18:19 It's like they checked off a list of Lame Tropes 101.
dont ask he didn't even have finger discipline.
Holy shit I seen this movie when I was like 5 years old, i’m 18 now. God I forgot about this movie
Possum apologizes for bringing the PTSD flashbacks to you.
@@krugerofcause9048 0_0
Those aliens at the end had such a causal strut 😆
following the sun for many days makes you zigzag to south, and it's actually smart, because zigzaging is the best way to outrun crocodiles.
idk why but when the guy grabbed her at 18:20 i started dying with laughter lmao
everyone: aliens
me: disabled archevile
At least the aliens didn't turn on the stove for no reason.
I misread the thumbnail as Andre 3000. Outkast is based.
The prodigal possum returns
Lorenzo Lamas is the best actor in this movie. It's kind of telling that he's the only one that had any modicum of fame.
Ngl, it took 2 minutes for me to realize that it isn't new video, but a re-upload.
Sometimes I forget that Possum is Shaym
I had this movie on DVD and I was a big fan of monster movies, and since the design on the cover looked cool, I thoguht that would extend to the movie. I was thoroughly disappointed at the age of 9.
When Possem said moron bergade, the word morom was censored in subtitles!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The beginning joke was pretty funny
Daddy Shyam we need you now more than ever
I know I just found dr Shyam and I loved his content but iwas so sad when I saw he hadn’t posted in ages but I did some research and I was happy to find this channel is still posting but I was still annoyed because I preferred his old content but this is good to
“No sympathy for the stupid” has to be the greatest mindset since the engineer’s “the answer, use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun”
They fitted a quiet reasonable data-center into the cockpit of that Cayuse.
I laughed more and more ech time you said "GWLLWBI"😂😂🧙♀️
I cried when Do-Rag and Bevis went down in a blaze of glory. Their deaths touched me.
The alien looks like the villain of a terrible tokusatsu series. I love It!
amazing a character is named after the noise suburban sasquatch makes
"Alien 3000", "Suburban Sasquatch" and Reptilian are my Holy Trinity of bad movies! "The Room" is just a tier above them! XD
This movie reminds me of The Last Jedi.
You would think that this is Mike from redlettermedia at first playing a character. And that's totally fine with me.
I fucking LOST IT at "Do-rag and Beavis" you made me spit-take my Dr. Pepper!
Funnily enough this is a sequel to other movie
That's apparently why the alien looks different in some shots
I swear dude,RUclips just keeps fucking with you. I still got your back,man.
The good guys in Asylum movies always die in some sort of lackluster way. Sergeant Slickback should've been the one to go out in a blaze of glory by careening the truck off the cliff.
Thank God the term GWLLWBI exists, that abbreviation will save me so much time
I don't wake up screaming, but I do sometimes wake up to the screams of my passengers.
My fam rented this when I was a kid. Got like 90 seconds into it when the guy is perking out he says "Show me those Jack Rabbits." I was laughing my ass off. My mother rightfully had us turn it off. Lol.
16:19 man look at these “great” affects 😂
“And because they’re white i guess they have to go check it out” 😂😂😂
You should review Starship Troopers: Outpost 🤣🤣🤣
I'm sure I saw this movie at some point of my life, I can't remember when or where but I know it was this one
Extremely bad movies really do become suppressed memories
They couldn't get some cheap bdus from a surplus store or something?
Officer woman's death scene was pretty funny. BTW, there's nothing worse in films than a monster that cannot be killed. That is so damned dull!
I see Shaym is extra funny and spicy for this one :)
That is ridiculous and unbelievable. Those 1st Gen Toyotas simply do not breakdown.
I just now noticed that he is also dr shaym which is nice he found something he enjoys and is kinda funny how his character is based off of his old possum video
please come back dr shaym
“No sympathy for the Stupid”😂😂
Bring dr shyam back pleaseeeeee
That must be one of these random movies, found really late at night, on random TV channels, somewhere in the early '90... though it was one of the Xtro sequels?
I'd like to hear the rant that was edited out. To compare it to the one that's in my head to find out just how many expletives were used in pointing out just how dumb a move was being made.
I mean really, "let's bring with us the only reason this monster is killing anyone. Because we're government people, which should be all one needs to hear to know that we don't have enough brain cells to rub two of them together."
Opossum, my possum.
Gununguuhguhgihg is my favorite character
I just put my own rant in when possum edited his out🤣
Quando omni flunkus moritati.
I love how you name terrible characters. I do similar. It's fun when movies or shows make character they EXPECT you to remember the names of. But they are so bad you remember their terrible actions or just a generic visage of them. LMFAO!
Kinda like the Alien Dog from Cloverfield. And it's fleas that fall off it. I still swear to God I would have enjoyed those movies if it turned out a giant Alien crashed in western Europe. And his doggie ran away; swims across the ocean. Hahaha!
Dew rag and beavis still gets me lol
This is even better than the first upload
Officer Slickback? I was thinking Great Value Wesker
17:12 I like how the car explodes before it hits the ground and also explodes not where it crashes.
I love your reviews because I worry I'm being too mean then I watch you and feel like I was actually channeling Mother Theresa, relatively
Is it weird that I want him to review Sharkboy and Lavagirl ...
I didn't know there were Viking Conquistadors back in the day. Were there any Spanish Vikings, too? Or Pirate Archeologists? Do we have any American Kings? Or Nigerian Monks?
Possum humor was on point on this one
Oh The Predator rip off, when you said you took it down I forgot which movie this was.