A Terrible Alien/Predator Rip-Off

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews  3 года назад +182

    This is a re-upload.
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    • @davidkaye8712
      @davidkaye8712 3 года назад +4

      Its good your extreme bi-polar makes you immune to these movies so we dont have to risk seizures.

    • @toxicmasculinity3976
      @toxicmasculinity3976 3 года назад +2

      I was actually looking for this video, but then I saw you or someone deleted it.

    • @pkpong
      @pkpong 3 года назад +2

      I knew this sounded familiar

    • @Gercho-san
      @Gercho-san 3 года назад +2

      This must be pissing you off a lot.

    • @Soxfan1998
      @Soxfan1998 3 года назад +1

      @Atmmat beat to it you bastard lol

  • @gamecarnival2024
    @gamecarnival2024 3 года назад +667

    "Officer black guy" "The other guy" "the army guys" he has such a way with words..

  • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
    @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 3 года назад +470

    Oh God It Looks Like it was made by an actual Asylum Patient

  • @dragonyami
    @dragonyami 3 года назад +408

    One of the biggest tropes I hate is the 'characters making dumb decisions /doing dumb shit because movie...'

    • @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088
      @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088 3 года назад +10

      So you hate when people act dumb.
      We all do.
      Im just tired of unoriginal ideas.

    • @igodreamer7096
      @igodreamer7096 3 года назад +2

      same here

    • @613harbinger316
      @613harbinger316 3 года назад +17

      This is a serious problem even in most, if not _all,_ of the recent reboots/remakes/"sequels" of the last decade.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 года назад +12

      @@613harbinger316 Not too surprising. Just look at the people running Hollywood now. XD

    • @hideousruin
      @hideousruin 3 года назад +11

      The trope is bad but it doesn't really sour my eggnog. What I can't stand are the "Real Fans" who defend any dumb shit in a big franchise with the "it's fantasy" or "it's science fiction" as if that justifies any stupid idea or lack of internal consistancy.

  • @cacomeatballmarinara2014
    @cacomeatballmarinara2014 3 года назад +129

    “But then I remember the real nightmare is my daily life”
    Hits a little too close to home man. Just a little too close

  • @dalestrunk1749
    @dalestrunk1749 3 года назад +364

    I love how Possum can sound passionately angry sometimes and he also sounds sarcastically uninterested at times

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 3 года назад +108

    "Officer Black Guy."
    I'd say they made him black as an alternative to giving him personality, but nobody in this movie has personality, so that argument really doesn't tread water.

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 3 года назад +81

    "Follow the sun"
    What do they do at noon? Sprout wings and fly into space?

  • @Poker2735
    @Poker2735 3 года назад +149

    Officer woman, and officer black guy are their actual names. I watched the movie and it was very bad, and those were their actual names.

  • @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088
    @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088 3 года назад +293

    Ah yes,
    Who can forget..
    The Viking Conquistadors

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 3 года назад +33

      My favorite ancient society.

    • @ravenprime5148
      @ravenprime5148 3 года назад +5

      Yea

    • @hideousruin
      @hideousruin 3 года назад +27

      Who could forget Bjorn Nunez de Hardrada the Spineless?

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 3 года назад +23

      @@jd_the_cat The Samurai Indians were way cooler...

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 3 года назад +12

      @@AndrewAce. I respectfully disagree.

  • @alekpo2000
    @alekpo2000 3 года назад +67

    They spray painted the pickup truck solid green! army green isnt even that shade of green XD

  • @JessBlueJazzberry
    @JessBlueJazzberry 3 года назад +51

    13:57
    "Then the moron brigade continue walking when Kate gets grabbed by the alien. Sergeant Dumbass tries to save her, but then the alien grabs him and rips his head off, then casually walks away with it. Good!"

  • @Bobbb-f3i
    @Bobbb-f3i 2 года назад +35

    In UK when I was a kid there was a video rental shop that had a bargain bucket shelf with all tapes for 50 pence and me and my dad loved to laugh at the shitty budget and effects and my mom hated them. So we purposely got them every week to annoy her so I grew up on these 50 pence movies and still love to watch them and I'm now using you as a recommender, so thanks

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 3 года назад +127

    There's only 2 types of independent films somewhat decent ones and absolutely God-awful to the point where you thought they wer deliberately making a bad movie.

    • @cinemafanatic2010
      @cinemafanatic2010 3 года назад +5

      I wonder how my film Beast by Night would rank?

    • @Scifogon
      @Scifogon 3 года назад +5

      @@cinemafanatic2010 Gonna watch that. Just subbed

    • @cinemafanatic2010
      @cinemafanatic2010 3 года назад +4

      @@Scifogon Thanx!

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 3 года назад +2

      @@cinemafanatic2010 so do you watch these for a list on what not to do? cause if so then i have hope for your movie

    • @cinemafanatic2010
      @cinemafanatic2010 3 года назад +1

      Yes, granted my film was only shot for $200, End it does have some faults that I acknowledge, but I’ll leave the rest up to you

  • @carlblaskovich2812
    @carlblaskovich2812 3 года назад +66

    I hope more reviews don't get taken down :(

  • @shadowleon659
    @shadowleon659 3 года назад +60

    This feels like a lame episode of a 1980s TV show than an actual film.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 3 года назад +26

    "Girl Who Looks Like A Witch But Isn't, or *GWLLAWBI* for short."
    😆😆🤣🤣

  • @cradiculous
    @cradiculous 3 года назад +164

    This is the sort of insanity I subjugate Cloud to whenever he doesn't resist our mental link. Although now whenever we fight he keeps asking me why the goblin turned on the stove.

    • @DroneR00
      @DroneR00 3 года назад +17

      It’s a question only you can answer for him, thou singular winged one.
      But also an answer sadly no one else in the world will understand.

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 3 года назад +18

      @@DroneR00 I may be able to calculate the proper trajectory of a meteor outside of the galaxy into a single targeted star, but I still haven't fully worked out why the goblin turned on the stove. The meaning, much like my true family history, eludes me to this day.

    • @LalaRojas-jd5rc
      @LalaRojas-jd5rc 3 года назад +7

      @@cradiculous Maybe the goblin was also injected with J cells at birth and had a plan to blow up Earth as well. Except with a stove...

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 3 года назад +10

      @@LalaRojas-jd5rc If that was true, I'd probably be able to feel its presence somewhat. But I can't feel anything.

    • @LalaRojas-jd5rc
      @LalaRojas-jd5rc 3 года назад +6

      @@cradiculous So many questions so little answers.

  • @blueripper1558
    @blueripper1558 3 года назад +69

    The one nice thing I can say is at least when the alien took the guy's gun at least he actually used it unlike other movies where they stab or whack the victims (ex. Halloween and Friday the 13th, can't remember which)

  • @TheSYPHERIA
    @TheSYPHERIA 3 года назад +46

    So glad you got this backup I was looking for it for the past month like where the hell's it at because I've watched every one of your videos at least 6 times -- more content please

  • @dentheman1797
    @dentheman1797 3 года назад +32

    “Then they hear a growl…”
    Me immediately hears Suburban Sasquatch making his signature one and only growl in my head.
    To add, the further we get in the video and possum mentions gwllawbi, the more I hear Suburban Sasquatch growling in my head.

  • @Scott-df4op
    @Scott-df4op 3 года назад +33

    Get to the choppa, low budget version, amazing video as usual.

  • @TheRenofox
    @TheRenofox 2 года назад +20

    What I've never understood is, why do cheap movies have such bad plots? I know effects cost money, but shouldn't writing a plot that makes sense cost just as much as writing a nonsensical one?

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 года назад +4

      Talented (or at least competent) writers cost money. That's why.

  • @ZacharyBrand
    @ZacharyBrand 3 года назад +33

    I like how your eyebrow raise is also a question mark

  • @jonathanbuck4967
    @jonathanbuck4967 3 года назад +21

    Ah yes, the re-release....Thanks RUclips!
    Edit: I say that with sarcasm

  • @AberrationG
    @AberrationG 3 года назад +43

    "Of course she is evil. She's white." I spilled my coffee XDDDD

  • @lakim3017
    @lakim3017 3 года назад +12

    It seems he finally found out why the goblin turned on the stove

    • @raygiordano1045
      @raygiordano1045 3 года назад +1

      I watch a lot of mysterious occurrences videos and when the narrator starts asking the "why did they..." questions, "why did the goblin turn on the stove?" always comes to mind now.

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 3 года назад +7

    Holy shit, Dorag is played by Lorenzo Lamas. Damn, post-2000 hit his career HARD.

  • @sugabrowndominguez4614
    @sugabrowndominguez4614 3 года назад +5

    I have to say Thank you for helping me through out the day with these videos. You really help me feel better. Thank you

  • @inciniumz4671
    @inciniumz4671 3 года назад +7

    0:18-0:24 WOOOWW. You've been through a lot in your life, haven't you, Possum? Glad my uncle isn't like that.

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 3 года назад +7

    Glad to see you back with the usual Format! :D
    Edit: Oh wait it's a reupload. Aw...

  • @Gruntman1234
    @Gruntman1234 3 года назад +9

    Got to love how the truck keeps changing models. It's like the owner that they borrowed it from (justifiably) told them, "fuck no," when they said they're were going to wreck and blow it up.

    • @MisterMoray
      @MisterMoray 2 года назад +1

      That Toyota is kinda sick. Throwing an F-150 off the cliff was a good call.

  • @SpaceDuckQuack
    @SpaceDuckQuack 3 года назад +11

    This is one of my favorite, if not my first reviews by you, so shit yeah I'm gonna rewatch this

  • @napoleonicspidershroom9027
    @napoleonicspidershroom9027 3 года назад +8

    Hopefully this video wont get taken down by having the word predator in the title or some other bullcrap

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 года назад +8

    1:15 When the actress realized what movie she was in.

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 3 года назад +14

    "Follow the sun" has to be one of the stupidest things I've heard in a movie.

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 2 года назад +1

      But even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 2 года назад

      @@insensitive919 Actually you'll probably just drift forever after dying of either thirst, starvation, radiation, or due to some sort of mishap leading to lack of life support so you get to die of oxygen deprivation.

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon 3 года назад +7

    Why the hell, if they had a monster costume, did they have all these scenes with a cheap, crap, CGI one!?!

  • @XmortoxX1990
    @XmortoxX1990 3 года назад +6

    This re-upload is worth a re-watch

  • @mr.bobdobalina9745
    @mr.bobdobalina9745 2 года назад +2

    I tell all my friends about you, thanks for always making me smile.

  • @Gotsky2
    @Gotsky2 3 года назад +2

    I got about a quarter way through the video before realizing it was a re-upload. I wanted more possum content... :(

  • @neptune9442
    @neptune9442 3 года назад +12

    alien movies are hard to do, rarely do you find good ones

    • @austinhinton3944
      @austinhinton3944 3 года назад +5

      Because they always try to copy Alien without knowing WHY Alien was good.

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 3 года назад +3

    9:42 Why does he shoulder his rifle like that? He did that earlier and I assumed it was so, if he fired, the casings wouldn't eject into the other dingbat's face. When Keanu Reeves turns a Stoner-type rifle cockeyed, it's because it has combination sights (optic on top w/reflex sight or iron sights offset to the right for a right-hander, left for left-hander). But a combination sight setup like that wasn't common practice in the early aughts. Combination sights existed, but they were typically a magnified optic with backup iron sights on top. At any rate, what I'm getting at is there's no reason whatsoever to hold a rifle like that.
    9:46 Check out that chicken-wing!
    9:57 Thank you! It's so insulting when we have to endure stuff like that!
    11:17 Of course, the sights are folded. Movie people just don't understand guns. Even on big-budget productions! They leave stocks folded or collapsed. They shoot from the hip. If the gun has modern-style folding sights, the sights are left folded. If it's a rifle with Picatinny rails, sometimes the sights are left off! I quit watching The Walking Dead because of this sort of audience-insulting incompetence! That, and because they had TWO characters lose their right eyes, yet they continued to shoot right-handed.
    13:35 Only in movies do people leave useful gear behind, especially guns.
    13:41 Of course, he spins the cylinder as movie people typically do. At least he didn't snap the cylinder shut one-handed while spinning the cylinder. Revolvers are robust, but they're not invincible.
    18:19 It's like they checked off a list of Lame Tropes 101.

  • @CERRYGREENBAY
    @CERRYGREENBAY 3 года назад +12

    Holy shit I seen this movie when I was like 5 years old, i’m 18 now. God I forgot about this movie

    • @krugerofcause9048
      @krugerofcause9048 3 года назад +1

      Possum apologizes for bringing the PTSD flashbacks to you.

    • @CERRYGREENBAY
      @CERRYGREENBAY 3 года назад +1

      @@krugerofcause9048 0_0

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 3 года назад +15

    Those aliens at the end had such a causal strut 😆

  • @jeremielebrun3637
    @jeremielebrun3637 7 месяцев назад +1

    following the sun for many days makes you zigzag to south, and it's actually smart, because zigzaging is the best way to outrun crocodiles.

  • @eardestroyer6593
    @eardestroyer6593 2 года назад +6

    idk why but when the guy grabbed her at 18:20 i started dying with laughter lmao

  • @Margit7824
    @Margit7824 3 года назад +3

    everyone: aliens
    me: disabled archevile

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 3 года назад +2

    At least the aliens didn't turn on the stove for no reason.

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 3 года назад +14

    I misread the thumbnail as Andre 3000. Outkast is based.

  • @thelivingcactus9348
    @thelivingcactus9348 3 года назад +8

    The prodigal possum returns

  • @ericleyton4153
    @ericleyton4153 3 года назад +3

    Lorenzo Lamas is the best actor in this movie. It's kind of telling that he's the only one that had any modicum of fame.

  • @rinslittlesheepling1652
    @rinslittlesheepling1652 3 года назад +2

    Ngl, it took 2 minutes for me to realize that it isn't new video, but a re-upload.

  • @Skybound.
    @Skybound. 3 года назад +2

    Sometimes I forget that Possum is Shaym

  • @clockworks360
    @clockworks360 Год назад +1

    I had this movie on DVD and I was a big fan of monster movies, and since the design on the cover looked cool, I thoguht that would extend to the movie. I was thoroughly disappointed at the age of 9.

  • @bentoneaster6956
    @bentoneaster6956 3 года назад +3

    When Possem said moron bergade, the word morom was censored in subtitles!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @najdatmz
    @najdatmz 3 года назад +3

    The beginning joke was pretty funny

  • @christiangiraldo5311
    @christiangiraldo5311 3 года назад +2

    Daddy Shyam we need you now more than ever

    • @gabrielp-l9905
      @gabrielp-l9905 3 года назад

      I know I just found dr Shyam and I loved his content but iwas so sad when I saw he hadn’t posted in ages but I did some research and I was happy to find this channel is still posting but I was still annoyed because I preferred his old content but this is good to

  • @itstqt
    @itstqt Год назад +1

    “No sympathy for the stupid” has to be the greatest mindset since the engineer’s “the answer, use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun”

  • @lonzodaman
    @lonzodaman Год назад

    They fitted a quiet reasonable data-center into the cockpit of that Cayuse.

  • @BrotherRed53
    @BrotherRed53 3 года назад +2

    I laughed more and more ech time you said "GWLLWBI"😂😂🧙‍♀️

  • @theaccountcreated8962
    @theaccountcreated8962 Год назад

    I cried when Do-Rag and Bevis went down in a blaze of glory. Their deaths touched me.

  • @elquecodelaobscuridad5681
    @elquecodelaobscuridad5681 3 года назад +3

    The alien looks like the villain of a terrible tokusatsu series. I love It!

  • @Skreezilla
    @Skreezilla 3 года назад +1

    amazing a character is named after the noise suburban sasquatch makes

  • @natebush8217
    @natebush8217 5 месяцев назад

    "Alien 3000", "Suburban Sasquatch" and Reptilian are my Holy Trinity of bad movies! "The Room" is just a tier above them! XD

  • @jameswarner5878
    @jameswarner5878 3 года назад +4

    This movie reminds me of The Last Jedi.

  • @danhall141
    @danhall141 3 года назад +1

    You would think that this is Mike from redlettermedia at first playing a character. And that's totally fine with me.

  • @PageofLegend
    @PageofLegend 6 месяцев назад

    I fucking LOST IT at "Do-rag and Beavis" you made me spit-take my Dr. Pepper!

  • @isauldron4337
    @isauldron4337 3 года назад +1

    Funnily enough this is a sequel to other movie
    That's apparently why the alien looks different in some shots

  • @t1mmypsp
    @t1mmypsp 3 года назад +6

    I swear dude,RUclips just keeps fucking with you. I still got your back,man.

  • @AidenRKrone
    @AidenRKrone 2 года назад

    The good guys in Asylum movies always die in some sort of lackluster way. Sergeant Slickback should've been the one to go out in a blaze of glory by careening the truck off the cliff.

  • @raravez
    @raravez 3 года назад

    Thank God the term GWLLWBI exists, that abbreviation will save me so much time

  • @mikeyzero2439
    @mikeyzero2439 Год назад

    I don't wake up screaming, but I do sometimes wake up to the screams of my passengers.

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 10 месяцев назад

    My fam rented this when I was a kid. Got like 90 seconds into it when the guy is perking out he says "Show me those Jack Rabbits." I was laughing my ass off. My mother rightfully had us turn it off. Lol.

  • @Trevinius
    @Trevinius 3 года назад +6

    16:19 man look at these “great” affects 😂

  • @thee20thdoctor18
    @thee20thdoctor18 3 года назад +2

    “And because they’re white i guess they have to go check it out” 😂😂😂

  • @anarchond
    @anarchond 3 года назад +3

    You should review Starship Troopers: Outpost 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fredmedrano6584
    @fredmedrano6584 2 года назад

    I'm sure I saw this movie at some point of my life, I can't remember when or where but I know it was this one
    Extremely bad movies really do become suppressed memories

  • @midnightfenrir
    @midnightfenrir 3 года назад +2

    They couldn't get some cheap bdus from a surplus store or something?

  • @degrelleholt6314
    @degrelleholt6314 Год назад

    Officer woman's death scene was pretty funny. BTW, there's nothing worse in films than a monster that cannot be killed. That is so damned dull!

  • @darkdice8344
    @darkdice8344 3 года назад +1

    I see Shaym is extra funny and spicy for this one :)

  • @jimmyallen8210
    @jimmyallen8210 2 года назад

    That is ridiculous and unbelievable. Those 1st Gen Toyotas simply do not breakdown.

  • @rg9622
    @rg9622 3 года назад

    I just now noticed that he is also dr shaym which is nice he found something he enjoys and is kinda funny how his character is based off of his old possum video

  • @samosa8192
    @samosa8192 3 года назад +3

    please come back dr shaym

  • @trevorjohnny8815
    @trevorjohnny8815 Год назад +1

    “No sympathy for the Stupid”😂😂

  • @alanthegreatest3472
    @alanthegreatest3472 3 года назад +5

    Bring dr shyam back pleaseeeeee

  • @SpecShadow
    @SpecShadow Год назад

    That must be one of these random movies, found really late at night, on random TV channels, somewhere in the early '90... though it was one of the Xtro sequels?

  • @bishopcorva
    @bishopcorva Год назад

    I'd like to hear the rant that was edited out. To compare it to the one that's in my head to find out just how many expletives were used in pointing out just how dumb a move was being made.
    I mean really, "let's bring with us the only reason this monster is killing anyone. Because we're government people, which should be all one needs to hear to know that we don't have enough brain cells to rub two of them together."

  • @RyBull
    @RyBull 3 года назад +3

    Opossum, my possum.

  • @LittleLarge
    @LittleLarge 3 года назад +1

    Gununguuhguhgihg is my favorite character

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r 3 года назад +1

    I just put my own rant in when possum edited his out🤣

  • @firstnamelastname5950
    @firstnamelastname5950 2 года назад +1

    Quando omni flunkus moritati.
    I love how you name terrible characters. I do similar. It's fun when movies or shows make character they EXPECT you to remember the names of. But they are so bad you remember their terrible actions or just a generic visage of them. LMFAO!
    Kinda like the Alien Dog from Cloverfield. And it's fleas that fall off it. I still swear to God I would have enjoyed those movies if it turned out a giant Alien crashed in western Europe. And his doggie ran away; swims across the ocean. Hahaha!

  • @secondswell
    @secondswell 3 года назад +1

    Dew rag and beavis still gets me lol

  • @hamfist2975
    @hamfist2975 3 года назад

    This is even better than the first upload

  • @patrickmartin7692
    @patrickmartin7692 3 года назад

    Officer Slickback? I was thinking Great Value Wesker

  • @ExtrackterYT
    @ExtrackterYT Год назад

    17:12 I like how the car explodes before it hits the ground and also explodes not where it crashes.

  • @bunnyblackwell6107
    @bunnyblackwell6107 3 года назад

    I love your reviews because I worry I'm being too mean then I watch you and feel like I was actually channeling Mother Theresa, relatively

  • @xspawn1387
    @xspawn1387 3 года назад +1

    Is it weird that I want him to review Sharkboy and Lavagirl ...

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 Год назад

    I didn't know there were Viking Conquistadors back in the day. Were there any Spanish Vikings, too? Or Pirate Archeologists? Do we have any American Kings? Or Nigerian Monks?

  • @tonicooreidonorte7871
    @tonicooreidonorte7871 3 года назад +2

    Possum humor was on point on this one

  • @PFiction24
    @PFiction24 3 года назад +1

    Oh The Predator rip off, when you said you took it down I forgot which movie this was.