Possum pleeease go watch Ouiji Shark, it's exactly the garbage movie your channel needs and you need to see and shit on, it's got everything! Bad acting, weird scene cuts, randomly bad audio, terrible CGI, it's perfect for you! (Please for viewing me for making you watch this whenever you see it if you ever do)
One of Rutger Hauer's better films in his later years. I felt his speech to the babies was almost his way of saying goodbye. (I know I'm reading too much into it.)
"It's pretty spooky right, like finding a closed Waffle House" That's one of those lines where you start laughing but realize just how scary the implications of that actually happening are. That's scarier than this whole damn movie.
You know if I wanted to get philosophical I could question why the demon in this movie comes from a hole and also takes the form of females a lot in the movie is this a nod to the demon's gender being female/commentary on females in general??? 🤔
@@C.U.N.Tahiti It’s in the episode about the movie Goblin. The full title of the video is “Goblin is the Type of Movie You Watch When You’ve Lost All Hope” when you’re looking for it. Hope that helps!
@@Somarinoa thank u! I actually ended up finding it in my rec list right after I made that comment. The fact that it was named “Goblin” kinda clued me in. I love that it’s been a running joke tho
I looked up if male possums have pouches and ended up learning that colonial Americans believed possums gave birth through their nostrils. I had to learn that and now so do you. And for anyone else wondering, the male water opossum is the only extant marsupial where the males have pouches too.
@@captainstroon1555 time to see if it's an abomination like American opposums or oddly adorable like Australian possums (apparently there is a difference enough where the "o" in American possums is correct but idk)
Molok is also the name of a Finnish company that makes trash cans. Isn’t that something. The villain in this trash movie has the same name as a company that literally makes trash cans!
Oh my God that joke is even more deeper than you think it is remember Stephen Hawking's in a wheelchair so for him to have gone into the building surrounded by corpses he would have had to have had two wheels on his wheelchair before he invented the wheel 🤯👀😎
Okay that Black Dawn IMDB description HAS to be fake, as there’s multiple instances where fake movies and shows can wind up on that platform without being deleted for some time, and this definitely feels like one of those fakes that are intended to be a niche joke
YEEEEEEES! Did the same mistake years ago at Dollar General from the cover. Shame I wasn't legal drinking age yet, cause booze was desperately needed for one of them in the collection lmao. Love from Pittsburgh PA dude!
I love the nonsensical inventor references, great fun! Also, great use of the Bugs Bunny turn around (or whatever it's called) against the demon. I don't think it really works IRL, but I still love it.
Too bad he ripped off those references from the Wright brothers, the inventor of the “reference”. If only he had as much innovation as Alexander Graham bell, the inventor of gravity
You know Gandhi had a problem with people trying to take his land too... Although his demon hole was just being extremely passive aggressive toward his enemies! 😁😉
So they drilled 7 miles deep??? Thats a cheap refference to the deepest hole humans ever drilled, it was 7,5 miles deep and it took about 22 years... The Kola supedeep borehole. Actually they lowered a micriphone into the Kola superdeep borehole and captured noises that sounded like humans screaming, maybe the movie even took the real sounds recorded, not sure. Legends say they drilled straight into hell. Now you know what the movie is referencing there.
Im sure its somewhere in the internet. I heard it live back when they lowered the mic down the hole.But theres documentaries about Kola and one must have included the sounds i would think.
"Pretty spooky, right? It's like seeing a closed waffle house." I can't even begin to describe how much joy this channel brings me. Also I really want to know more about that Black Dawn.
Fun fact: A closed Waffle House is unironically a sign that civilization nearby has either collapsed or in the process of it. I.E. an apocalypse level storm or intense civil unrest in the area
@@viscountrainbows6452 I believe that federal disaster agencies use the open/closed status of Waffle Houses as an indication of how things are after a hurricane. Not sure if it’s official or just a practical rule of thumb.
While watching this video, I RECOGNIZED a few of their shooting locations. Well, this movie was filmed in Athens County, Ohio. Some of the outdoor scenes were filmed in Hocking Hills State Park and Wayne National Forest. Pretty neat, if I do say so.
06:02 "So you're telling me I have to do community service because I'm black?" Yeah, let's just ignore the fact that most of the other people on the bus are non black. Let's just buy into the idea that black dudes are rounded up and forced to do community work because of the color of their skin. This movie is already bad enough to begin with; they didn't need to make it suck even harder by adding in some wokeness.
I thought that was a joke about how the guy was ignoring the fact he did a crime and trying to play the black card. Even the other black dude was like "seriously?"
Black guy here Ohio resident They kinda actually do this here😂 Idk who made this film but they kinda nailed our "in lue of incarceration" clause If you get stopped for example past curfew,or not wearing a bike helmet its grounds for the clause to take effect and its normally 30 days work labor or 20 days incarceration and costs plus fines.
You know, for once I'd like to see a horror movie where the victim CAN call the cops but they don't or can't help at all. Could be anything from them being in on spooky thing's side to not believing the person and recommending a mental health facility. I feel that would be a lot scarier, like yeah you can get help but they aren't gonna do shit.
"Why do writers pad out run time with worthless scenes of characters doing absolutely f#@k all? Why do they introduce characters that are just there to get killed and never be followed up on? WHY'D THE GOBLIN TURN ON THE STOVE!?"
"Pretty spooky, right? It's like seeing a closed waffle house." The waffle house across the street from me actually closed a couple weeks, didn't think much of it till now
Possum, the reason they can go to the Fracking site quickly the 2nd time around us because they already got there. They just fast traveled there to save time.
One of our housekeepers was named Luz, she's been at that motel for 10 years and she was the best damn employee we ever had before we left. I pray she's doing well but if she put up all that BS for that long before we got there I'm sure she's doing fine now that we're gone.
Somebody prolly already stated this but a razor kept in the mouth is typically a method of defense against being pinned down or against a wrestler/grappler type fighter. Kept under the tongue or in the cheek as to quickly flip it with the tongue and grip it between your teeth. Where you can shake your head around slicing the opponent that has you pinned. Mma n boxers that cheat also do this but its primarily a street fighting technique.
@@scottlander1007 the people that do that normally have prior oral fixations like hard candy or toothpicks. Also the inside of your mouth is pretty resilient to sharp objects softly sliding around it due to saliva and it being cartilage. Now if you got rocked in yo shit no doubt lol.
Ppl that grew up in really bad neighbors will know that ppl keep razors in their mouths when walking across the city. It’s so they can quickly grab the razor out of their mouth, put it between their fingers on one hand, and quickly slash somebody up in a fight.
I find it hilarious that Glenn Danzig, singer of the Misfits, one of the most popular punk bands of all time, will forever be known as "guy who directed Verotika"
@@osets2117 It's complicated, Christianity tried to subvert the Pagan holiday of Samhain by placing All Saint's Day aka All Hallows Day on November 1st which made the 31st All Hallow's Eve, overlapping with Samhain, sort of like what they did with Christmas and Saturnalia. The name kinda stuck as that's why it's called Halloween now but the traditions are all still rooted in Paganism. That's also why Halloween isn't a federal holiday in the States because it's still considered a Pagan tradition so the Christian lobbying arm doesn't want it officially recognized even though everyone celebrates it. Same kinda thing happened with Easter with Christianity successfully taking over the name but most of the traditions are still from Paganism, although in that case Germanic Paganism rather than Celtic.
Dude I use to laugh my ass off at you on your other older channel I mean the interactions with your yard insects and animals were great. To bad that was on my other account I forgot the pw for but glad to see you still delivering your sarcastic comedy because you were always hilarious.
I actually watched this film after watching the review. It's actually a horror/comedy rather than a straight horror flick, and I'm happy to say the comedy parts usually work. Samantha Scaffidi is certainly the best part of the film. And when I looked up her other works, I found it to be an offbeat and interesting backlog.
Well. Not just for safety, but also for the image of the company. Not that there's anything wrong with facial piercings, but they aren't exactly associated with responsible life choices.
Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/DrShaym
Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/ReviewsPossum
Submit your fan art: facebook.com/DrShaym
Possum open a PO box so I can send you some garbage.
Best money I ever spent 😁👌
Hope you're doing well, P 😊
Possum pleeease go watch Ouiji Shark, it's exactly the garbage movie your channel needs and you need to see and shit on, it's got everything! Bad acting, weird scene cuts, randomly bad audio, terrible CGI, it's perfect for you! (Please for viewing me for making you watch this whenever you see it if you ever do)
@Nolan's Innocent it's shockingly bad, saw it on demand with no ads, it's literally insane
21:20 dawg that caught me off guard, i nearly choked to death on water
“I had a dream, a dream where Goblins can turn on stoves without their motives being questioned…”
-The Goblin
"I, Gobino Goblanna have a dream."
The Goblin???
I heard you do alot of Italian horror soundtracks 😂
I did find out why the goblin turned on the stove, if u look closely the tip of the fire poker is on the burner and he turns it on to make it hot.
now the GAAWBLINS are goblinating the stoves
@@somebody4399 ...ew!
"Thomas Edison once wandered into the woods. That's how he discovered fire."
Poss is wonderful.
I call B.S. -People had been using fire for nearly 10 years before Edison stole the idea from Joseph Swan.
@@smadcore Edison went to Canada in the dark once. That's how he invented the printing press.
Edison hate future.
Thomas Jefferson once ate fried chicken that was made by a black slave that he bought...
That's how he abolished slavery!!!
☠️🤣😉😏😎
This one time I bought a movie at a Dollar General called "Hobo with a Shotgun."
I do not regret my purchase in the slightest that sh*t was awesome.
That sounds funny
I love that movie! lol might have to start looking in those dollar general movie bins.
@@isauldron4337 Haven't seen it yet myself but it's a legit cult classic that's better than you'd think from the title by all accounts I can find.
Well...the title certainly didn't lie to you.
One of Rutger Hauer's better films in his later years. I felt his speech to the babies was almost his way of saying goodbye. (I know I'm reading too much into it.)
You know its a good day when it starts with "hi Iam a Possum and I find garbage"
You know it's a good day when the Goblin turns on the stove
-opens beer-
Fun fact: The cave Einstein went into was his cousin.
And his secretary's, too.
E=mc2 is Einstein = married cousin twice 😂🤣😘
I heard he forgot he was gonna marry her cousin becouse he was too busy working on science stuff! I don't know if it's true or not.
that is.... a relative...
And that cousin was named Joseph Stalin.
"I just had sex with a demon. I'm gonna go walk it off."
That actually made me laugh.
Its the nonchalant way he says it, too.
The guy who played the monster used to live at my house. He's a friend of my stepdad
I want this to be true.
@@PossumReviews It is. He plays Samhain as a character basically. I think he does a lot of his business through Facebook
@@farkbett699 what’s his full name?
@@brianaguilar8283 I never knew his full name. I just knew his first
@@pedropradacarciofi2517 big PP whould be appreciated 🙏🙏🥺
"It's pretty spooky right, like finding a closed Waffle House"
That's one of those lines where you start laughing but realize just how scary the implications of that actually happening are.
That's scarier than this whole damn movie.
Waffle House never closes rain sleet snow, category 5 hurricanes outbreak of rabies among the local hamster population
All the waffle houses around me closed during covid.
😑
To be fair, it's not their fault that a power hungry, authoritarian government forced them to close
"Why did the goblin turn on the stove?" Truly, the most vexing question man has ever asked.
How much scientists will we have to send into caves to get an answer ?
It'd be funny if the answer wasn't right there in the clip he shows every time he makes the joke. Maybe that is the joke.
Quantum Physics. Don't ask stupid question.
@@flameendcyborgguy883 we need to drag Einstein out of the demon hole to get an answer
@@gamewizardthesecond And Einstein's answer would be as follows: DON'T YOU TOUCH THOSE T!TT!ES!!!
That seemed more like a demon shaft than a hole.
I remember when I used a demon shaft…I couldn’t walk right for a week.
What about demon crevice?
@@MonsieurBig that’s a good point but I imagine crevices to be more like deep slits rather than long with a small opening
OwO
You know if I wanted to get philosophical I could question why the demon in this movie comes from a hole and also takes the form of females a lot in the movie
is this a nod to the demon's gender being female/commentary on females in general??? 🤔
Demon Hole is how I nicknamed my ex.
what is her name and address
@@sticklyboi 0_0
Daaaaamn! I'm saving that one, best insult!
@@de_soot my man going full doomslayer
bruuuh lmaoooo
"Demon Hole"
Because "Hell Hole" sounded too stupid and on-the-nose
The “why did the Goblin turn on the stove?” line just keeps getting funnier with every episode 😂
Quantum Physics, don't ask stupid questions.
Which episode did it originate from? I didn’t get it until I read the comments
@@C.U.N.Tahiti It’s in the episode about the movie Goblin. The full title of the video is “Goblin is the Type of Movie You Watch When You’ve Lost All Hope” when you’re looking for it. Hope that helps!
@@Somarinoa thank u! I actually ended up finding it in my rec list right after I made that comment. The fact that it was named “Goblin” kinda clued me in. I love that it’s been a running joke tho
Moloch in folklore: Child-eating Minotaur.
Moloch in this movie: Crack-Gollum.
My sister bought me Foodfight! as a gag gift from the Dollar Tree she was working at at the time once. I still haven't forgiven her.
I looked up if male possums have pouches and ended up learning that colonial Americans believed possums gave birth through their nostrils. I had to learn that and now so do you.
And for anyone else wondering, the male water opossum is the only extant marsupial where the males have pouches too.
This proves that you can learn things on the internet good on you! 👍
Water possum?
@@r.j.penfold Possum Reviews' wet cousin from south america
@@captainstroon1555 time to see if it's an abomination like American opposums or oddly adorable like Australian possums (apparently there is a difference enough where the "o" in American possums is correct but idk)
@@r.j.penfold american opossums ARE adorable
"I think her name is Lucy but they all call her Loose ." Beastie Boys
I've been singing that to myself all through the video!
I think I seen her on eighth and forty-deuce
I'm not even going to dignify this s*** ass movie for having a girl that was possibly sexually assaulted by her foster father being called loose 🤦♂️🙄
Molok is also the name of a Finnish company that makes trash cans.
Isn’t that something. The villain in this trash movie has the same name as a company that literally makes trash cans!
Well technically they even missed the name of the demon It's either "molek" or "moloch"
Suomi mainittu
16:54 "You know, Stephen Hawking once went into a building surrounded by freshly murdered corpses. That's how he invented the wheel." XD
Oh my God that joke is even more deeper than you think it is remember Stephen Hawking's in a wheelchair so for him to have gone into the building surrounded by corpses he would have had to have had two wheels on his wheelchair before he invented the wheel 🤯👀😎
Okay that Black Dawn IMDB description HAS to be fake, as there’s multiple instances where fake movies and shows can wind up on that platform without being deleted for some time, and this definitely feels like one of those fakes that are intended to be a niche joke
I'd definitely watch that movie
It reads like it was written by an A.I that was forced to read movie descriptions for a month.
This dollar tree movie seems a lot more watchable than what Hollywood shits out with 10-50 million dollar budgets.
YEEEEEEES! Did the same mistake years ago at Dollar General from the cover. Shame I wasn't legal drinking age yet, cause booze was desperately needed for one of them in the collection lmao. Love from Pittsburgh PA dude!
Omg he's still doing the "why did the goblin turn on the stove?" Thing
We won't stop til we get answers
Until we get an answer, Possum will keep asking the most important questions.
If he didn't I'd be disappointed
It never gets old.
@@silverscorpio24 to heat up the fireplace poker
Fun fact: Luz is a real name (Spanish for 'light'), and I have a co-worker named Luz.
Plus there's The Owl House 😁
26:31 la luz extinguido
It's spelled "Luce" in the credits. I have a friend named Luce. It's just an abbreviation of Lucy.
I found volume 4 of RWBY at dollar tree lmao
sheeeeeeeesh
Still too expensive.
It belongs there. I mean RWBY was OK when it first started but it just kept going down hill from like episode 1
I remember enjoying the first season, but season 2 was eh, and it really took a dive from there. I'll stick with the first 10ish seasons of RvB.
@@gamewizardthesecond not really it peaked at volume three and keeps being incredibly inconsistent whether it wants to be bad or not
"Bro, I just had sex with a demon. I'm going to go walk it off."
That was an amazing line read. Makes this movie with it. I want to watch it now.
Now I can't wait for a review for Steven Seagal Black Dawn.
Space ice is awesome on seagal take
We are so glad, that Daddy Shaym is risking his sanity for our sake and watching those shitty movies, so we don't have to.
True, unsung hero.
"Hello I'm the nostalgia possum and I find garbage so you don't have to."
"Greece looks like Vegas, why does it look like Vegas, aaaaahhhh."
Ah, I see you are from the before possum time...as am I. This channel is great. Smart pivot, and it grew so fast!
Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
To heat up the fireplace poker
To get to the other side
I know why the Goblin turned on the Stove
Why ?
WHAT!?!?
SAY IT!!!!🤣
Impossible.
I don't believe you
"I just had sex with a demon... I'm gonna go walk it off."
That's the funniest shit I've ever heard
I beg to differ Mr. Possum. Entertaining reviews like this are why *_YOU_* should always watch movies from the Dollar Stores.
_"I came here looking for copper, but I found gold."_
Profound social commentary and rare historical memorabilia. Just what I subscribed for!
I was waiting for "Why did the goblin turn on the stove?" and I still wasn't ready.
Keep being an Awesome Possum.
When I see a movie called "Demon Hole" I think of a different kind of movie, if you catch my drift.
Well, _Thor: Ragnarok_ already had The Devil's Anus.
Lord of the gstring
Youre welcome
That black dawn description… DUDE I CANT ANYMORE 😂😂😂
“Even though he guts the kid anyway”
Bwahahahhahaha
I love the nonsensical inventor references, great fun!
Also, great use of the Bugs Bunny turn around (or whatever it's called) against the demon. I don't think it really works IRL, but I still love it.
Too bad he ripped off those references from the Wright brothers, the inventor of the “reference”. If only he had as much innovation as Alexander Graham bell, the inventor of gravity
You know Gandhi had a problem with people trying to take his land too...
Although his demon hole was just being extremely passive aggressive toward his enemies!
😁😉
So they drilled 7 miles deep??? Thats a cheap refference to the deepest hole humans ever drilled, it was 7,5 miles deep and it took about 22 years... The Kola supedeep borehole. Actually they lowered a micriphone into the Kola superdeep borehole and captured noises that sounded like humans screaming, maybe the movie even took the real sounds recorded, not sure. Legends say they drilled straight into hell. Now you know what the movie is referencing there.
Was wondering if anyone would point this out
That whole thing was a myth lol, the “human screaming” was remixed from an old 1972 movie, Baron Blood
@@schrodingergont6 I know. But you could hear strange noises on the oroginal tape, but scientist guess it was movement in the rock.
@@nitro8529 Where can you find the original audio from the borehole? It’d be interesting to listen to, haven’t found it though.
Im sure its somewhere in the internet. I heard it live back when they lowered the mic down the hole.But theres documentaries about Kola and one must have included the sounds i would think.
This movie is called demon hole, it’s about a demon hole, I found it in a demon hole.
Good t have you back possum
"Pretty spooky, right? It's like seeing a closed waffle house."
I can't even begin to describe how much joy this channel brings me.
Also I really want to know more about that Black Dawn.
Fun fact: A closed Waffle House is unironically a sign that civilization nearby has either collapsed or in the process of it. I.E. an apocalypse level storm or intense civil unrest in the area
@@viscountrainbows6452 Hm. So if my plans come to fruition there will be a great many closed waffles houses in my wake.
@@viscountrainbows6452 I believe that federal disaster agencies use the open/closed status of Waffle Houses as an indication of how things are after a hurricane. Not sure if it’s official or just a practical rule of thumb.
God damn you never fail to make me laugh, my whole morning is better now that I’ve watched this
It's 2 in the afternoon where I am at. What a difference you are already in a new day then I am.
While watching this video, I RECOGNIZED a few of their shooting locations. Well, this movie was filmed in Athens County, Ohio. Some of the outdoor scenes were filmed in Hocking Hills State Park and Wayne National Forest.
Pretty neat, if I do say so.
Why did the Goblin turn on the stove?
To purge all trace of the Demon Hole.
To get rid of all the giraffes
To heat up the fireplace poker
He was hungry and had to do some gobblin
@@Fancylvania goblin deez nutz
Killer Black Guy gets impaled - me: well, that character went nowhere.
Random fact: Einstein went into the cave to discovery gravity because he didn’t know why the goblin left the stove on.
You should do a collab with The Critical Drinker. There’s a match made in heaven.
Who would outdrink the drink?
Nah, it’ll be fine!
Ah yes, Moloch (who is mis-spelt here with a K), the ancient canaanite god... he sure has a lot to do with native american caves. :D
Maybe the next movie will be about all those fish monsters that you might run into in the highlands of Scotland! 😂
I feel like my braindead brain just accumulated 1000 Quantum points from all the knowledge I got from this video. Thanks Possum! xD
Ah yes, Thomas Edison the inventor of fire.
Fun fact: a possum once said "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" to his creator and now we get shitty accurate reviews.
Possum has the sarcasm to exaggeration ratio figured out perfectly. Nice work!
06:02 "So you're telling me I have to do community service because I'm black?" Yeah, let's just ignore the fact that most of the other people on the bus are non black. Let's just buy into the idea that black dudes are rounded up and forced to do community work because of the color of their skin. This movie is already bad enough to begin with; they didn't need to make it suck even harder by adding in some wokeness.
I thought that was a joke about how the guy was ignoring the fact he did a crime and trying to play the black card. Even the other black dude was like "seriously?"
@@blankpage9277 wouldn't know I didn't watch this garbage
Black guy here
Ohio resident
They kinda actually do this here😂
Idk who made this film but they kinda nailed our "in lue of incarceration" clause
If you get stopped for example past curfew,or not wearing a bike helmet its grounds for the clause to take effect and its normally 30 days work labor or 20 days incarceration and costs plus fines.
@@fistermcsploogeyesquire8412 "Past curfew" what the fuck kind of authoritarian hellhole do you live in where adults have a curfew?
I mean black people are still disproportionately arrested.
But yeah this movie’s writing sucks.
I knew dollar store movies were bad, but _Jesus Christ._
They really named the demon "demon"
I couldn't help but chuckle everytime you said "Lumpy Space Princess"😂
The faster the patron section voice gets the happier for rat man I am
He's a possum, you slandering bastard.
You, sir, are a National Treasure! :)
6:15 - I do that and I'm 34. Is there some age we reach where we're not allowed to have fun anymore?
I'm also 34 and do that. When I'm really bored, I still make paper dolls. I've caught my older coworkers playing with them! XD
You know, for once I'd like to see a horror movie where the victim CAN call the cops but they don't or can't help at all. Could be anything from them being in on spooky thing's side to not believing the person and recommending a mental health facility. I feel that would be a lot scarier, like yeah you can get help but they aren't gonna do shit.
Candyman has you covered. (The original obviously, I hate that I even have to say that now)
"Why do writers pad out run time with worthless scenes of characters doing absolutely f#@k all? Why do they introduce characters that are just there to get killed and never be followed up on? WHY'D THE GOBLIN TURN ON THE STOVE!?"
I think you would really hate, "megalodon versus the kolossus." It's awful and it might entertain us.
This movie at least created the meme "Don't you touch them t!tt!es!" 😂🤣
Seeing this video in the notifications, I felt as awesome as Abraham Lincoln must've felt when he discovered Tasmania!
"Pretty spooky, right? It's like seeing a closed waffle house."
The waffle house across the street from me actually closed a couple weeks, didn't think much of it till now
You could find some good shit in a Dollar store but not this
Coolest thing I found in a dollar store was a miniature stone gargoyle. I call him George and he sits proudly on my dresser.
Your spot-on political commentary on Andrew Cuomo guaranteed a sub.
Possum, the reason they can go to the Fracking site quickly the 2nd time around us because they already got there. They just fast traveled there to save time.
Demon hole? 🤔
Hellboy: "hey, how's it goin?" 😈
Oh, I get it 🍩
This is the first horror movie I've seen where the black guy actually _does_ die first.
"Pretty spooky, right? It's like seeing a closed Waffel House." Oh yeah. Just subbed. This marsupial dude is pretty funny.
Rich girl looks like Daphne from the Scooby Doo movie when she got possessed by Fred.
One of our housekeepers was named Luz, she's been at that motel for 10 years and she was the best damn employee we ever had before we left. I pray she's doing well but if she put up all that BS for that long before we got there I'm sure she's doing fine now that we're gone.
'why'd the goblin turn on the stove' welp there goes my sides into orbit
"I aint never met a b**** named loose" 😂 that needs to be on a shirt
How did Steven Hawking die?
He ran out of WiFi service.
Possum is my favorite movie reviewer.
I hate when Moloch makes me hallucinate not being a nerd anymore and then even when I find out it’s a hallucination my glasses still don’t come back.
Somebody prolly already stated this but a razor kept in the mouth is typically a method of defense against being pinned down or against a wrestler/grappler type fighter. Kept under the tongue or in the cheek as to quickly flip it with the tongue and grip it between your teeth. Where you can shake your head around slicing the opponent that has you pinned. Mma n boxers that cheat also do this but its primarily a street fighting technique.
How does that not cut your mouth up?
@@scottlander1007 the people that do that normally have prior oral fixations like hard candy or toothpicks. Also the inside of your mouth is pretty resilient to sharp objects softly sliding around it due to saliva and it being cartilage. Now if you got rocked in yo shit no doubt lol.
I imagine accidentally swallowing it wouldn't be good
Ppl that grew up in really bad neighbors will know that ppl keep razors in their mouths when walking across the city. It’s so they can quickly grab the razor out of their mouth, put it between their fingers on one hand, and quickly slash somebody up in a fight.
@@MrThankman360 that too the good ole buck 50 no reciept
"Demon Hole"??
I forsee a surge of ex gf jokes..
Luz (sounds like lose in English) means light in Spanish
Why did the goblin turn on the stove, will we ever know?
I find it hilarious that Glenn Danzig, singer of the Misfits, one of the most popular punk bands of all time, will forever be known as "guy who directed Verotika"
Samhain is actually pronounced more like “sow-een.”
So the alternative to Halloween?
I thought it was pronounced "sah-wen"
@@osets2117 It's complicated, Christianity tried to subvert the Pagan holiday of Samhain by placing All Saint's Day aka All Hallows Day on November 1st which made the 31st All Hallow's Eve, overlapping with Samhain, sort of like what they did with Christmas and Saturnalia. The name kinda stuck as that's why it's called Halloween now but the traditions are all still rooted in Paganism. That's also why Halloween isn't a federal holiday in the States because it's still considered a Pagan tradition so the Christian lobbying arm doesn't want it officially recognized even though everyone celebrates it. Same kinda thing happened with Easter with Christianity successfully taking over the name but most of the traditions are still from Paganism, although in that case Germanic Paganism rather than Celtic.
@@GodOfOrphans complicated is an understatement
Loomis: Did I stutter?
I was awaiting that famous question.
I really wish we knew why the Goblin turned on the stove.
21:21 this will never, never gets old. xD
Dude I use to laugh my ass off at you on your other older channel I mean the interactions with your yard insects and animals were great. To bad that was on my other account I forgot the pw for but glad to see you still delivering your sarcastic comedy because you were always hilarious.
Other channel?
@@Clay3613 i think the original was Dr. Shaym or something like that but YT hates people who don't have woke as fuck opinions so he had to bail ship
Dont even need context. I see possum review i hit like.
For the algorithm.
Jokes aside, great video. The goblin & the stove never gets old btw.
I actually watched this film after watching the review. It's actually a horror/comedy rather than a straight horror flick, and I'm happy to say the comedy parts usually work. Samantha Scaffidi is certainly the best part of the film. And when I looked up her other works, I found it to be an offbeat and interesting backlog.
9 minutes in and I'm already thinking "why did the goblin turn on the stove"?
This is why we DO watch movies from dollar stores
Well. Not just for safety, but also for the image of the company. Not that there's anything wrong with facial piercings, but they aren't exactly associated with responsible life choices.
I thought the Goblin turned on the stove to heat up the poker.
He did
@@brianaguilar8283 Well, here we have it then!
(Sees a possum)
Me:Awe cute
*Possum puts on hat*
Me:*gasp* possum review!!! No way
Reminds me of doofenschmirtz and perry the platapas when he has the hst off and puts it on.
@@oisinstokes7281 I mean your not wrong
Fun fact: up to 1000 no number has an a
Negative one
@@spicy-slayer Got 'em!
Quatro
I don't know if the 1987 movie Dolls is trash, but I'd still love to hear you talk about it! Your videos are always hilarious!
Oh I have GOT to see this one.It’s the least shit on one possum has done yet!
I loved the sudden cut to what looked like a scene from the Amazing Bulk
**Laughs at joke**
Ahh... I missed you funny Possum man...!!!!