This is Why You Don't Watch Movies From Dollar Stores

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  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews  3 года назад +118

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    • @thesexybatman263
      @thesexybatman263 3 года назад +7

      Possum open a PO box so I can send you some garbage.

    • @nolanjosephjamesflood2123
      @nolanjosephjamesflood2123 3 года назад +8

      Best money I ever spent 😁👌
      Hope you're doing well, P 😊

    • @Deathbringer_Live
      @Deathbringer_Live 3 года назад +4

      Possum pleeease go watch Ouiji Shark, it's exactly the garbage movie your channel needs and you need to see and shit on, it's got everything! Bad acting, weird scene cuts, randomly bad audio, terrible CGI, it's perfect for you! (Please for viewing me for making you watch this whenever you see it if you ever do)

    • @Deathbringer_Live
      @Deathbringer_Live 3 года назад +2

      @Nolan's Innocent it's shockingly bad, saw it on demand with no ads, it's literally insane

    • @officialwestonassociates
      @officialwestonassociates 3 года назад +2

      21:20 dawg that caught me off guard, i nearly choked to death on water

  • @fellipedasilva99
    @fellipedasilva99 3 года назад +592

    “I had a dream, a dream where Goblins can turn on stoves without their motives being questioned…”
    -The Goblin

    • @ZS05
      @ZS05 3 года назад +40

      "I, Gobino Goblanna have a dream."

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +10

      The Goblin???
      I heard you do alot of Italian horror soundtracks 😂

    • @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight
      @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight 2 года назад +8

      I did find out why the goblin turned on the stove, if u look closely the tip of the fire poker is on the burner and he turns it on to make it hot.

    • @somebody4399
      @somebody4399 Год назад +1

      now the GAAWBLINS are goblinating the stoves

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 Год назад

      @@somebody4399 ...ew!

  • @redringofdeathgamer
    @redringofdeathgamer 3 года назад +525

    "Thomas Edison once wandered into the woods. That's how he discovered fire."
    Poss is wonderful.

    • @smadcore
      @smadcore 3 года назад

      I call B.S. -People had been using fire for nearly 10 years before Edison stole the idea from Joseph Swan.

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 3 года назад +6

      @@smadcore Edison went to Canada in the dark once. That's how he invented the printing press.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 2 года назад +2

      Edison hate future.

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 Год назад +1

      Thomas Jefferson once ate fried chicken that was made by a black slave that he bought...
      That's how he abolished slavery!!!
      ☠️🤣😉😏😎

  • @NasrAllah9988
    @NasrAllah9988 3 года назад +658

    You know its a good day when it starts with "hi Iam a Possum and I find garbage"

  • @loltwest9423
    @loltwest9423 3 года назад +327

    "Why did the goblin turn on the stove?" Truly, the most vexing question man has ever asked.

    • @LorePlayingGame
      @LorePlayingGame 3 года назад +16

      How much scientists will we have to send into caves to get an answer ?

    • @DamnedSilly
      @DamnedSilly 3 года назад +3

      It'd be funny if the answer wasn't right there in the clip he shows every time he makes the joke. Maybe that is the joke.

    • @flameendcyborgguy883
      @flameendcyborgguy883 3 года назад +3

      Quantum Physics. Don't ask stupid question.

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond 3 года назад +6

      @@flameendcyborgguy883 we need to drag Einstein out of the demon hole to get an answer

    • @SoulSir5vr
      @SoulSir5vr 3 года назад +7

      @@gamewizardthesecond And Einstein's answer would be as follows: DON'T YOU TOUCH THOSE T!TT!ES!!!

  • @justadudeh3re
    @justadudeh3re 3 года назад +408

    This one time I bought a movie at a Dollar General called "Hobo with a Shotgun."
    I do not regret my purchase in the slightest that sh*t was awesome.

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 3 года назад +32

      That sounds funny

    • @NaneelQueenOfDarknes
      @NaneelQueenOfDarknes 2 года назад +19

      I love that movie! lol might have to start looking in those dollar general movie bins.

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 2 года назад +31

      @@isauldron4337 Haven't seen it yet myself but it's a legit cult classic that's better than you'd think from the title by all accounts I can find.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 года назад +19

      Well...the title certainly didn't lie to you.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 2 года назад +28

      One of Rutger Hauer's better films in his later years. I felt his speech to the babies was almost his way of saying goodbye. (I know I'm reading too much into it.)

  • @RiylanCorma
    @RiylanCorma 3 года назад +727

    Fun fact: The cave Einstein went into was his cousin.

    • @MalleusSemperVictor
      @MalleusSemperVictor 3 года назад +64

      And his secretary's, too.

    • @jacknickolstine3355
      @jacknickolstine3355 3 года назад +90

      E=mc2 is Einstein = married cousin twice 😂🤣😘

    • @silverrakhsh34
      @silverrakhsh34 3 года назад +18

      I heard he forgot he was gonna marry her cousin becouse he was too busy working on science stuff! I don't know if it's true or not.

    • @ALDAL
      @ALDAL 3 года назад +44

      that is.... a relative...

    • @ablosch2452
      @ablosch2452 3 года назад +9

      And that cousin was named Joseph Stalin.

  • @farkbett699
    @farkbett699 3 года назад +268

    The guy who played the monster used to live at my house. He's a friend of my stepdad

    • @PossumReviews
      @PossumReviews  3 года назад +232

      I want this to be true.

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 3 года назад +100

      @@PossumReviews It is. He plays Samhain as a character basically. I think he does a lot of his business through Facebook

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 3 года назад +18

      @@farkbett699 what’s his full name?

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 3 года назад +31

      @@brianaguilar8283 I never knew his full name. I just knew his first

    • @DirtangelOFFICIAL
      @DirtangelOFFICIAL 3 года назад +30

      @@pedropradacarciofi2517 big PP whould be appreciated 🙏🙏🥺

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 3 года назад +225

    "It's pretty spooky right, like finding a closed Waffle House"
    That's one of those lines where you start laughing but realize just how scary the implications of that actually happening are.
    That's scarier than this whole damn movie.

    • @spookieboogi6161
      @spookieboogi6161 Год назад +13

      Waffle House never closes rain sleet snow, category 5 hurricanes outbreak of rabies among the local hamster population

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 Год назад +7

      All the waffle houses around me closed during covid.
      😑

    • @Khorne_of_the_Hill
      @Khorne_of_the_Hill 9 месяцев назад +4

      To be fair, it's not their fault that a power hungry, authoritarian government forced them to close

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 3 года назад +133

    "Demon Hole"
    Because "Hell Hole" sounded too stupid and on-the-nose

  • @TheWarmotor
    @TheWarmotor 3 года назад +100

    "I just had sex with a demon. I'm gonna go walk it off."
    That actually made me laugh.

    • @BassBumbass
      @BassBumbass 9 месяцев назад +6

      Its the nonchalant way he says it, too.

  • @captainstroon1555
    @captainstroon1555 3 года назад +202

    I looked up if male possums have pouches and ended up learning that colonial Americans believed possums gave birth through their nostrils. I had to learn that and now so do you.
    And for anyone else wondering, the male water opossum is the only extant marsupial where the males have pouches too.

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +17

      This proves that you can learn things on the internet good on you! 👍

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 2 года назад +3

      Water possum?

    • @captainstroon1555
      @captainstroon1555 2 года назад +14

      @@r.j.penfold Possum Reviews' wet cousin from south america

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 2 года назад +1

      @@captainstroon1555 time to see if it's an abomination like American opposums or oddly adorable like Australian possums (apparently there is a difference enough where the "o" in American possums is correct but idk)

    • @loger_2floofyboogaloo278
      @loger_2floofyboogaloo278 Год назад +6

      @@r.j.penfold american opossums ARE adorable

  • @doublem6884
    @doublem6884 3 года назад +226

    That seemed more like a demon shaft than a hole.

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 3 года назад +31

      I remember when I used a demon shaft…I couldn’t walk right for a week.

    • @MonsieurBig
      @MonsieurBig 3 года назад +13

      What about demon crevice?

    • @doublem6884
      @doublem6884 3 года назад +13

      @@MonsieurBig that’s a good point but I imagine crevices to be more like deep slits rather than long with a small opening

    • @deathkorpscommissar1407
      @deathkorpscommissar1407 3 года назад +4

      OwO

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +8

      You know if I wanted to get philosophical I could question why the demon in this movie comes from a hole and also takes the form of females a lot in the movie
      is this a nod to the demon's gender being female/commentary on females in general??? 🤔

  • @Somarinoa
    @Somarinoa 3 года назад +112

    The “why did the Goblin turn on the stove?” line just keeps getting funnier with every episode 😂

    • @flameendcyborgguy883
      @flameendcyborgguy883 3 года назад +3

      Quantum Physics, don't ask stupid questions.

    • @C.U.N.Tahiti
      @C.U.N.Tahiti 2 года назад +2

      Which episode did it originate from? I didn’t get it until I read the comments

    • @Somarinoa
      @Somarinoa 2 года назад +4

      @@C.U.N.Tahiti It’s in the episode about the movie Goblin. The full title of the video is “Goblin is the Type of Movie You Watch When You’ve Lost All Hope” when you’re looking for it. Hope that helps!

    • @C.U.N.Tahiti
      @C.U.N.Tahiti 2 года назад +1

      @@Somarinoa thank u! I actually ended up finding it in my rec list right after I made that comment. The fact that it was named “Goblin” kinda clued me in. I love that it’s been a running joke tho

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC 3 года назад +25

    Moloch in folklore: Child-eating Minotaur.
    Moloch in this movie: Crack-Gollum.

    • @artsenalproductions4813
      @artsenalproductions4813 16 дней назад +1

      Moloch was an idol for child sacrifice when Solomon was king many years ago, the Bible covers this historical evidence.

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 3 года назад +126

    Molok is also the name of a Finnish company that makes trash cans.
    Isn’t that something. The villain in this trash movie has the same name as a company that literally makes trash cans!

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo 3 года назад +30

    My sister bought me Foodfight! as a gag gift from the Dollar Tree she was working at at the time once. I still haven't forgiven her.

  • @Piromysl359
    @Piromysl359 3 года назад +135

    We are so glad, that Daddy Shaym is risking his sanity for our sake and watching those shitty movies, so we don't have to.
    True, unsung hero.

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 3 года назад +15

      "Hello I'm the nostalgia possum and I find garbage so you don't have to."
      "Greece looks like Vegas, why does it look like Vegas, aaaaahhhh."

    • @chillproduction7142
      @chillproduction7142 3 года назад +7

      Ah, I see you are from the before possum time...as am I. This channel is great. Smart pivot, and it grew so fast!

  • @AmethystRebellion
    @AmethystRebellion 3 года назад +119

    YEEEEEEES! Did the same mistake years ago at Dollar General from the cover. Shame I wasn't legal drinking age yet, cause booze was desperately needed for one of them in the collection lmao. Love from Pittsburgh PA dude!

  • @willdpe1256
    @willdpe1256 3 года назад +92

    "I think her name is Lucy but they all call her Loose ." Beastie Boys

    • @71simonforrester
      @71simonforrester 3 года назад +3

      I've been singing that to myself all through the video!

    • @ThirteenAmp
      @ThirteenAmp 3 года назад +3

      I think I seen her on eighth and forty-deuce

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +2

      I'm not even going to dignify this s*** ass movie for having a girl that was possibly sexually assaulted by her foster father being called loose 🤦‍♂️🙄

  • @GabeTheGrump
    @GabeTheGrump 3 года назад +42

    This dollar tree movie seems a lot more watchable than what Hollywood shits out with 10-50 million dollar budgets.

  • @rejectclone4504
    @rejectclone4504 3 года назад +171

    Okay that Black Dawn IMDB description HAS to be fake, as there’s multiple instances where fake movies and shows can wind up on that platform without being deleted for some time, and this definitely feels like one of those fakes that are intended to be a niche joke

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond 3 года назад +38

      I'd definitely watch that movie

    • @aelius3805
      @aelius3805 3 года назад +31

      It reads like it was written by an A.I that was forced to read movie descriptions for a month.

  • @frankiepatterson1417
    @frankiepatterson1417 3 года назад +133

    Omg he's still doing the "why did the goblin turn on the stove?" Thing

    • @silverscorpio24
      @silverscorpio24 3 года назад +48

      We won't stop til we get answers

    • @ChaplainRaziel01
      @ChaplainRaziel01 3 года назад +36

      Until we get an answer, Possum will keep asking the most important questions.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 3 года назад +28

      If he didn't I'd be disappointed

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 3 года назад +24

      It never gets old.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 3 года назад +2

      @@silverscorpio24 to heat up the fireplace poker

  • @ClaireDuggins
    @ClaireDuggins 3 года назад +38

    Fun fact: Luz is a real name (Spanish for 'light'), and I have a co-worker named Luz.

    • @Chronicle_MV
      @Chronicle_MV 3 года назад +8

      Plus there's The Owl House 😁

    • @paulgirtu2463
      @paulgirtu2463 3 года назад +3

      26:31 la luz extinguido

    • @SpikeOnaBike
      @SpikeOnaBike 3 года назад +8

      It's spelled "Luce" in the credits. I have a friend named Luce. It's just an abbreviation of Lucy.

  • @TheSmartboy64
    @TheSmartboy64 3 года назад +26

    "Bro, I just had sex with a demon. I'm going to go walk it off."
    That was an amazing line read. Makes this movie with it. I want to watch it now.

  • @whenthemusicsover6028
    @whenthemusicsover6028 3 года назад +54

    16:54 "You know, Stephen Hawking once went into a building surrounded by freshly murdered corpses. That's how he invented the wheel." XD

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +2

      Oh my God that joke is even more deeper than you think it is remember Stephen Hawking's in a wheelchair so for him to have gone into the building surrounded by corpses he would have had to have had two wheels on his wheelchair before he invented the wheel 🤯👀😎

  • @ricknuzzy
    @ricknuzzy 3 года назад +27

    I was waiting for "Why did the goblin turn on the stove?" and I still wasn't ready.
    Keep being an Awesome Possum.

  • @613harbinger316
    @613harbinger316 3 года назад +26

    I beg to differ Mr. Possum. Entertaining reviews like this are why *_YOU_* should always watch movies from the Dollar Stores.

  • @Maggerama
    @Maggerama 3 года назад +26

    Profound social commentary and rare historical memorabilia. Just what I subscribed for!

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 3 года назад +33

    Now I can't wait for a review for Steven Seagal Black Dawn.

  • @azrieldreamer
    @azrieldreamer 3 года назад +81

    I found volume 4 of RWBY at dollar tree lmao

    • @soifonbleh
      @soifonbleh 3 года назад +16

      sheeeeeeeesh

    • @RiylanCorma
      @RiylanCorma 3 года назад +29

      Still too expensive.

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond 3 года назад +26

      It belongs there. I mean RWBY was OK when it first started but it just kept going down hill from like episode 1

    • @RiylanCorma
      @RiylanCorma 3 года назад +5

      I remember enjoying the first season, but season 2 was eh, and it really took a dive from there. I'll stick with the first 10ish seasons of RvB.

    • @soifonbleh
      @soifonbleh 3 года назад +12

      @@gamewizardthesecond not really it peaked at volume three and keeps being incredibly inconsistent whether it wants to be bad or not

  • @gamewizardthesecond
    @gamewizardthesecond 3 года назад +52

    Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

  • @dcbandit
    @dcbandit 3 года назад +27

    I love the nonsensical inventor references, great fun!
    Also, great use of the Bugs Bunny turn around (or whatever it's called) against the demon. I don't think it really works IRL, but I still love it.

    • @joselee9605
      @joselee9605 3 года назад +5

      Too bad he ripped off those references from the Wright brothers, the inventor of the “reference”. If only he had as much innovation as Alexander Graham bell, the inventor of gravity

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +1

      You know Gandhi had a problem with people trying to take his land too...
      Although his demon hole was just being extremely passive aggressive toward his enemies!
      😁😉

  • @ms.chomper5024
    @ms.chomper5024 3 года назад +39

    I know why the Goblin turned on the Stove

  • @cradiculous
    @cradiculous 3 года назад +106

    "Pretty spooky, right? It's like seeing a closed waffle house."
    I can't even begin to describe how much joy this channel brings me.
    Also I really want to know more about that Black Dawn.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад +15

      Fun fact: A closed Waffle House is unironically a sign that civilization nearby has either collapsed or in the process of it. I.E. an apocalypse level storm or intense civil unrest in the area

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 3 года назад +10

      @@viscountrainbows6452 Hm. So if my plans come to fruition there will be a great many closed waffles houses in my wake.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 3 года назад

      @@viscountrainbows6452 I believe that federal disaster agencies use the open/closed status of Waffle Houses as an indication of how things are after a hurricane. Not sure if it’s official or just a practical rule of thumb.

  • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
    @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 3 года назад +6

    _"I came here looking for copper, but I found gold."_

  • @JG-Games97
    @JG-Games97 3 года назад +13

    "I just had sex with a demon... I'm gonna go walk it off."
    That's the funniest shit I've ever heard

  • @emilymk12
    @emilymk12 3 года назад +153

    God damn you never fail to make me laugh, my whole morning is better now that I’ve watched this

    • @fallenwolf3368
      @fallenwolf3368 3 года назад +2

      It's 2 in the afternoon where I am at. What a difference you are already in a new day then I am.

  • @joselee9605
    @joselee9605 3 года назад +18

    That black dawn description… DUDE I CANT ANYMORE 😂😂😂
    “Even though he guts the kid anyway”
    Bwahahahhahaha

  • @nitro8529
    @nitro8529 3 года назад +27

    So they drilled 7 miles deep??? Thats a cheap refference to the deepest hole humans ever drilled, it was 7,5 miles deep and it took about 22 years... The Kola supedeep borehole. Actually they lowered a micriphone into the Kola superdeep borehole and captured noises that sounded like humans screaming, maybe the movie even took the real sounds recorded, not sure. Legends say they drilled straight into hell. Now you know what the movie is referencing there.

    • @jonnyblade3234
      @jonnyblade3234 3 года назад +1

      Was wondering if anyone would point this out

    • @schrodingergont6
      @schrodingergont6 3 года назад +6

      That whole thing was a myth lol, the “human screaming” was remixed from an old 1972 movie, Baron Blood

    • @nitro8529
      @nitro8529 3 года назад +1

      @@schrodingergont6 I know. But you could hear strange noises on the oroginal tape, but scientist guess it was movement in the rock.

    • @schrodingergont6
      @schrodingergont6 3 года назад +2

      @@nitro8529 Where can you find the original audio from the borehole? It’d be interesting to listen to, haven’t found it though.

    • @nitro8529
      @nitro8529 3 года назад +1

      Im sure its somewhere in the internet. I heard it live back when they lowered the mic down the hole.But theres documentaries about Kola and one must have included the sounds i would think.

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan 3 года назад +22

    Killer Black Guy gets impaled - me: well, that character went nowhere.

  • @Sm0k3turt
    @Sm0k3turt 3 года назад +7

    This movie is called demon hole, it’s about a demon hole, I found it in a demon hole.
    Good t have you back possum

  • @altosaxguy94
    @altosaxguy94 3 года назад +10

    While watching this video, I RECOGNIZED a few of their shooting locations. Well, this movie was filmed in Athens County, Ohio. Some of the outdoor scenes were filmed in Hocking Hills State Park and Wayne National Forest.
    Pretty neat, if I do say so.

  • @Prime4812
    @Prime4812 3 года назад +23

    When I see a movie called "Demon Hole" I think of a different kind of movie, if you catch my drift.

  • @hypnotichistorian8152
    @hypnotichistorian8152 3 года назад +12

    You should do a collab with The Critical Drinker. There’s a match made in heaven.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 3 года назад +19

    Ah yes, Moloch (who is mis-spelt here with a K), the ancient canaanite god... he sure has a lot to do with native american caves. :D

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +6

      Maybe the next movie will be about all those fish monsters that you might run into in the highlands of Scotland! 😂

  • @Christolclear101
    @Christolclear101 3 года назад +15

    Random fact: Einstein went into the cave to discovery gravity because he didn’t know why the goblin left the stove on.

  • @johnmckenna5782
    @johnmckenna5782 3 года назад +12

    You, sir, are a National Treasure! :)

  • @igodreamer7096
    @igodreamer7096 3 года назад +27

    I feel like my braindead brain just accumulated 1000 Quantum points from all the knowledge I got from this video. Thanks Possum! xD

  • @jooei2810
    @jooei2810 3 года назад +7

    Your spot-on political commentary on Andrew Cuomo guaranteed a sub.

  • @dannyknightblade4592
    @dannyknightblade4592 3 года назад +42

    06:02 "So you're telling me I have to do community service because I'm black?" Yeah, let's just ignore the fact that most of the other people on the bus are non black. Let's just buy into the idea that black dudes are rounded up and forced to do community work because of the color of their skin. This movie is already bad enough to begin with; they didn't need to make it suck even harder by adding in some wokeness.

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 3 года назад +21

      I thought that was a joke about how the guy was ignoring the fact he did a crime and trying to play the black card. Even the other black dude was like "seriously?"

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 3 года назад +4

      @@blankpage9277 wouldn't know I didn't watch this garbage

    • @fistermcsploogeyesquire8412
      @fistermcsploogeyesquire8412 3 года назад +6

      Black guy here
      Ohio resident
      They kinda actually do this here😂
      Idk who made this film but they kinda nailed our "in lue of incarceration" clause
      If you get stopped for example past curfew,or not wearing a bike helmet its grounds for the clause to take effect and its normally 30 days work labor or 20 days incarceration and costs plus fines.

    • @spiceforspice3461
      @spiceforspice3461 2 года назад +1

      @@fistermcsploogeyesquire8412 "Past curfew" what the fuck kind of authoritarian hellhole do you live in where adults have a curfew?

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 2 года назад +1

      I mean black people are still disproportionately arrested.
      But yeah this movie’s writing sucks.

  • @HugheJassoul
    @HugheJassoul 11 месяцев назад +1

    Possum has the sarcasm to exaggeration ratio figured out perfectly. Nice work!

  • @nathannakonieczny1343
    @nathannakonieczny1343 3 года назад +9

    I think you would really hate, "megalodon versus the kolossus." It's awful and it might entertain us.

  • @TO-qg7wv
    @TO-qg7wv 3 года назад +11

    "Pretty spooky, right? It's like seeing a closed waffle house."
    The waffle house across the street from me actually closed a couple weeks, didn't think much of it till now

  • @cheafmin1399
    @cheafmin1399 3 года назад +7

    You know, for once I'd like to see a horror movie where the victim CAN call the cops but they don't or can't help at all. Could be anything from them being in on spooky thing's side to not believing the person and recommending a mental health facility. I feel that would be a lot scarier, like yeah you can get help but they aren't gonna do shit.

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 2 года назад +4

      Candyman has you covered. (The original obviously, I hate that I even have to say that now)

  • @BrotherRed53
    @BrotherRed53 2 года назад +2

    I couldn't help but chuckle everytime you said "Lumpy Space Princess"😂

  • @ergbudster3333
    @ergbudster3333 3 года назад +4

    "Pretty spooky, right? It's like seeing a closed Waffel House." Oh yeah. Just subbed. This marsupial dude is pretty funny.

  • @TheWRYYYYYYY
    @TheWRYYYYYYY 3 года назад +3

    Seeing this video in the notifications, I felt as awesome as Abraham Lincoln must've felt when he discovered Tasmania!

  • @iraqifoodcart8447
    @iraqifoodcart8447 3 года назад +6

    I knew dollar store movies were bad, but _Jesus Christ._

  • @nekobastet2774
    @nekobastet2774 3 года назад +6

    Possum is my favorite movie reviewer.

  • @titocristobal5573
    @titocristobal5573 3 года назад +3

    Possum, the reason they can go to the Fracking site quickly the 2nd time around us because they already got there. They just fast traveled there to save time.

  • @Rob.r95
    @Rob.r95 3 года назад +32

    Fun fact: a possum once said "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me" to his creator and now we get shitty accurate reviews.

  • @kopflos7423
    @kopflos7423 3 года назад +38

    Why did the Goblin turn on the stove?

  • @leaftruft1837
    @leaftruft1837 3 года назад +4

    They really named the demon "demon"

  • @Here_is_Waldo
    @Here_is_Waldo 3 года назад +12

    6:15 - I do that and I'm 34. Is there some age we reach where we're not allowed to have fun anymore?

    • @LirylCrovyn
      @LirylCrovyn 2 года назад +2

      I'm also 34 and do that. When I'm really bored, I still make paper dolls. I've caught my older coworkers playing with them! XD

  • @TorvusVulpes
    @TorvusVulpes 3 года назад +4

    "Why do writers pad out run time with worthless scenes of characters doing absolutely f#@k all? Why do they introduce characters that are just there to get killed and never be followed up on? WHY'D THE GOBLIN TURN ON THE STOVE!?"

  • @bubbakushingtonIII
    @bubbakushingtonIII 3 года назад +2

    Dude I use to laugh my ass off at you on your other older channel I mean the interactions with your yard insects and animals were great. To bad that was on my other account I forgot the pw for but glad to see you still delivering your sarcastic comedy because you were always hilarious.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 2 года назад +1

      Other channel?

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 2 года назад

      @@Clay3613 i think the original was Dr. Shaym or something like that but YT hates people who don't have woke as fuck opinions so he had to bail ship

  • @terrykaufman9413
    @terrykaufman9413 3 года назад +9

    Somebody prolly already stated this but a razor kept in the mouth is typically a method of defense against being pinned down or against a wrestler/grappler type fighter. Kept under the tongue or in the cheek as to quickly flip it with the tongue and grip it between your teeth. Where you can shake your head around slicing the opponent that has you pinned. Mma n boxers that cheat also do this but its primarily a street fighting technique.

    • @scottlander1007
      @scottlander1007 3 года назад +4

      How does that not cut your mouth up?

    • @terrykaufman9413
      @terrykaufman9413 3 года назад

      @@scottlander1007 the people that do that normally have prior oral fixations like hard candy or toothpicks. Also the inside of your mouth is pretty resilient to sharp objects softly sliding around it due to saliva and it being cartilage. Now if you got rocked in yo shit no doubt lol.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 года назад

      I imagine accidentally swallowing it wouldn't be good

    • @MrThankman360
      @MrThankman360 2 года назад +5

      Ppl that grew up in really bad neighbors will know that ppl keep razors in their mouths when walking across the city. It’s so they can quickly grab the razor out of their mouth, put it between their fingers on one hand, and quickly slash somebody up in a fight.

    • @terrykaufman9413
      @terrykaufman9413 2 года назад +1

      @@MrThankman360 that too the good ole buck 50 no reciept

  • @FreulerAZ
    @FreulerAZ 3 года назад +1

    New subscriber from Tucson, AZ here. I love movie review channels, especially for cheezy, bad or obscure movies.
    You have a fun, sometimes stupid sense of humor, and I look forward to watching more of your reviews.

  • @BigSad49702
    @BigSad49702 3 года назад +3

    'why'd the goblin turn on the stove' welp there goes my sides into orbit

  • @swaosmaster4821
    @swaosmaster4821 3 года назад +7

    The faster the patron section voice gets the happier for rat man I am

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 года назад +1

      He's a possum, you slandering bastard.

  • @robertfliss2584
    @robertfliss2584 3 года назад +7

    Oh I have GOT to see this one.It’s the least shit on one possum has done yet!

  • @benthomason3307
    @benthomason3307 3 года назад +3

    This is the first horror movie I've seen where the black guy actually _does_ die first.

  • @HatCreature
    @HatCreature 3 года назад +11

    One of our housekeepers was named Luz, she's been at that motel for 10 years and she was the best damn employee we ever had before we left. I pray she's doing well but if she put up all that BS for that long before we got there I'm sure she's doing fine now that we're gone.

  • @TheLaLeeee
    @TheLaLeeee 3 года назад +8

    Rich girl looks like Daphne from the Scooby Doo movie when she got possessed by Fred.

  • @vonVile
    @vonVile 3 года назад +4

    This movie at least created the meme "Don't you touch them t!tt!es!" 😂🤣

  • @Tricob1974
    @Tricob1974 3 года назад +4

    I actually watched this film after watching the review. It's actually a horror/comedy rather than a straight horror flick, and I'm happy to say the comedy parts usually work. Samantha Scaffidi is certainly the best part of the film. And when I looked up her other works, I found it to be an offbeat and interesting backlog.

  • @TheAdarkerglow
    @TheAdarkerglow 3 года назад +3

    Well. Not just for safety, but also for the image of the company. Not that there's anything wrong with facial piercings, but they aren't exactly associated with responsible life choices.

  • @uchiwasasukesusanoo
    @uchiwasasukesusanoo 3 года назад +1

    For the algorithm.
    Jokes aside, great video. The goblin & the stove never gets old btw.

  • @howler9171
    @howler9171 3 года назад +3

    I find it hilarious that Glenn Danzig, singer of the Misfits, one of the most popular punk bands of all time, will forever be known as "guy who directed Verotika"

  • @Kaylo-ren
    @Kaylo-ren 3 года назад

    Literally this channel gives me so much happiness

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman 3 года назад +6

    Demon hole? 🤔
    Hellboy: "hey, how's it goin?" 😈
    Oh, I get it 🍩

  • @nolanjosephjamesflood2123
    @nolanjosephjamesflood2123 3 года назад +8

    "Demon Hole"??
    I forsee a surge of ex gf jokes..

  • @Contra.1776
    @Contra.1776 3 года назад +4

    Luz (sounds like lose in English) means light in Spanish

  • @nathanielheywood137
    @nathanielheywood137 3 года назад +3

    This is why we DO watch movies from dollar stores

  • @igodreamer7096
    @igodreamer7096 3 года назад +8

    21:21 this will never, never gets old. xD

  • @justanotherbaptistjew5659
    @justanotherbaptistjew5659 3 года назад +13

    Samhain is actually pronounced more like “sow-een.”

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 3 года назад

      So the alternative to Halloween?

    • @HEARTS-OF-SPACE
      @HEARTS-OF-SPACE 3 года назад +6

      I thought it was pronounced "sah-wen"

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 2 года назад +1

      @@osets2117 It's complicated, Christianity tried to subvert the Pagan holiday of Samhain by placing All Saint's Day aka All Hallows Day on November 1st which made the 31st All Hallow's Eve, overlapping with Samhain, sort of like what they did with Christmas and Saturnalia. The name kinda stuck as that's why it's called Halloween now but the traditions are all still rooted in Paganism. That's also why Halloween isn't a federal holiday in the States because it's still considered a Pagan tradition so the Christian lobbying arm doesn't want it officially recognized even though everyone celebrates it. Same kinda thing happened with Easter with Christianity successfully taking over the name but most of the traditions are still from Paganism, although in that case Germanic Paganism rather than Celtic.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 2 года назад

      @@GodOfOrphans complicated is an understatement

    • @brycespencer6732
      @brycespencer6732 2 года назад

      Loomis: Did I stutter?

  • @JanoyCresvaZero
    @JanoyCresvaZero 3 года назад +4

    How did Steven Hawking die?
    He ran out of WiFi service.

  • @robertb7293
    @robertb7293 3 года назад +7

    I think the pointless walking around in these low budget movies is great! I've gotten my schlock sword and sandals novel to seventy pages so far.
    I've put special attention on the main characters traveling somewhere while important stuff happens somewhere they aren't. Got to pay homage to my roots after all.

  • @SilverSnook7966
    @SilverSnook7966 3 года назад +9

    You could find some good shit in a Dollar store but not this

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 2 года назад +2

      Coolest thing I found in a dollar store was a miniature stone gargoyle. I call him George and he sits proudly on my dresser.

  • @TheCajunTiger
    @TheCajunTiger 3 года назад +1

    "I ain't never met a bitch named Loose"... I had to laugh at that shakespearean dialog

  • @flatheadgg2443
    @flatheadgg2443 2 года назад +2

    "What does an ancient middle eastern god of child sacrifice do in north america?"
    Well there are a couple of rather interesting conspiracy theories that would explain that.

  • @expendableindigo9639
    @expendableindigo9639 2 года назад +1

    I hate when Moloch makes me hallucinate not being a nerd anymore and then even when I find out it’s a hallucination my glasses still don’t come back.

  • @oaktownstunna
    @oaktownstunna 3 года назад +3

    "I aint never met a b**** named loose" 😂 that needs to be on a shirt

  • @vermis8344
    @vermis8344 Год назад +1

    "Don't you touch dose tiddies."
    Sounds like the first draft of a Gilette commercial.

  • @haillobster7154
    @haillobster7154 3 года назад +5

    The movie's title is the reason God flooded the world.

  • @chillproduction7142
    @chillproduction7142 3 года назад

    I love the “why did the goblin turn on the stove”. I hope it never leaves the ‘why’ montages. Also, great work with the channel Shaym *ahem*
    I mean Possum 😉
    Every upload is a masterpiece!!

  • @KandyKoatedCreature
    @KandyKoatedCreature 3 года назад +4

    **Laughs at joke**
    Ahh... I missed you funny Possum man...!!!!

  • @kennyredman8897
    @kennyredman8897 3 года назад +1

    A possum review! Just what I needed to add some levity to this crappy day

  • @damo3232
    @damo3232 3 года назад +4

    Why did the goblin turn on the stove, will we ever know?