Scarecrow is a Dumb Movie That I Decided to Make a Video About for Some Reason

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews  4 года назад +374

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  • @jazz-cat00
    @jazz-cat00 4 года назад +557

    "K I L L Y O U R S E L F"
    "Make me"
    The best response 10/10

    • @Catterjeeo
      @Catterjeeo 3 года назад +12

      Bro is it suicide if I hold a Uzi to their head and tell them to jump from the roof

    • @tastydoomtime8890
      @tastydoomtime8890 3 года назад +8

      @@Catterjeeo you ever play call of duty and get an assisted suicide trophy?

    • @clashthereaper2744
      @clashthereaper2744 3 года назад +4

      I was gonna do that anyway after looking at your face

    • @thetoughunicorn1679
      @thetoughunicorn1679 2 года назад +3

      @@Catterjeeo depends if you make contact, it’s voluntary manslaughter I think

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 года назад +2

      I'm going to use that one

  • @clawtoothda1official334
    @clawtoothda1official334 4 года назад +1278

    Literally every horror movie: has phones*
    Phones: I have decided that I want to SIGNAL LOST

    • @imnotpayingchildsupport4506
      @imnotpayingchildsupport4506 4 года назад +40

      Because the plot demands that your phone doesn't work in horror movies which makes it cliche

    • @tyrantking9000
      @tyrantking9000 4 года назад +48

      That type of cliche only works when the cast is going into a location that causes the signal to be lost, like deep in the woods.

    • @imnotpayingchildsupport4506
      @imnotpayingchildsupport4506 4 года назад +6

      @@tyrantking9000 makes sense

    • @thequietplayer6762
      @thequietplayer6762 4 года назад +31

      @@tyrantking9000 But aren't emergency calls made by satellites? So they should be able to call for help. If I remember it right, at least.

    • @tyrantking9000
      @tyrantking9000 4 года назад

      @@thequietplayer6762 no idea

  • @Xulgonoth
    @Xulgonoth 4 года назад +1483

    Everyone: "sickle"
    Dr. Shaym: "H A N D S C Y T H E"

    • @francolee7273
      @francolee7273 4 года назад +155

      It’s like calling spoons “mouth shovels”

    • @tralp60
      @tralp60 4 года назад +104

      Who is this Dr. Shaym? He sounds like a demonetized creator that has NOTHING TO DO with this channel

    • @francolee7273
      @francolee7273 4 года назад +28

      Tra Lp ok I know I’m gonna get r/woodshed but this is Dr Shaym’s secondary channel. Do it. Wooosh me now.

    • @captainobvious7441
      @captainobvious7441 4 года назад +46

      @@francolee7273 As you wish, r/woooosh

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 4 года назад +23

      @@francolee7273 Not really as "hand" refers to a one handed tool and it is a scythe. Also you don't call them, "Mouth Shovels"? Weird...

  • @bakuza6191
    @bakuza6191 4 года назад +1001

    Possum really knows a lot of people disturbing him

    • @Grand-Master-Azrael
      @Grand-Master-Azrael 4 года назад +8

      what

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 4 года назад +14

      @@Grand-Master-Azrael A lot of people like to fucking with him

    • @bishopofeternity48
      @bishopofeternity48 4 года назад +32

      He lives the bad part of the city.

    • @bakuza6191
      @bakuza6191 4 года назад +7

      @ack ack yeah these are always the best part of the video

    • @neor2354
      @neor2354 4 года назад +6

      The Scarecrow joined the wrong neighborhood, and he paid for it

  • @tinycrimester
    @tinycrimester 4 года назад +791

    I actually really like the design of the "scarecrow". Too bad that seems to be the only good thing about this movie. They didn't even animate him well...

    • @hackeridoit4128
      @hackeridoit4128 4 года назад +18

      Agreed

    • @zombified_pariah7720
      @zombified_pariah7720 4 года назад +49

      Same here! I would personally find it fitting if he made these strained, raspy breathing/gasping noises. Kind of like a zombie, now that I think about it. I'm thinking about these zombie sounds in particular: ruclips.net/video/OW0jyNekvDw/видео.html Also maybe the sound of bones snapping and crackling whenever he bends and moves.
      With these 2 extra effects, I would be pretty unsettled.

    • @dedalionarts6077
      @dedalionarts6077 4 года назад +8

      Pure truth my friend, nothing but truth....

    • @tyler1673
      @tyler1673 4 года назад +25

      He should have been named something not a scarecrow.

    • @knightmare397
      @knightmare397 4 года назад +20

      Zombified_Pariah agreed this movie definitely needed some ambiance

  • @antcow1239
    @antcow1239 4 года назад +700

    Wait, if this farm was abandoned, then who planted corn in neat rows?

    • @MrSingularity44
      @MrSingularity44 4 года назад +184

      Scarecrow's gotta eat too.

    • @Pixel3572
      @Pixel3572 4 года назад +69

      It’s his only alternative to human flesh

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 4 года назад +95

      I guess the scarecrow needed to do something to pass the time between teenage murders, is not like he can go to a pub to get a pint! XD

    • @antcow1239
      @antcow1239 4 года назад +26

      @@tremor230 I would too i guess.
      I would probably get WAY to excited when i see teens to kill though

    • @Pipkiablo
      @Pipkiablo 4 года назад +46

      Maybe a neighbor took advantage and hoped no one noticed him using abandoned property for profit.

  • @ksoundkaiju9256
    @ksoundkaiju9256 4 года назад +585

    Actually with crows and ravens, they eventually realize the scarecrow isn't real and won't get scared off by it
    Least the smarter ones

    • @LoponStormbased
      @LoponStormbased 4 года назад +91

      Eh, they don't really realize it's not real, they just get used to it. If you move the scarecrows around every few days, change them up a bit every now and then, and put a human looking mask on it they work pretty well.

    • @chicken_bokbok5200
      @chicken_bokbok5200 4 года назад +10

      Cool fact

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 4 года назад +118

      @@LoponStormbased "should we tell the human that it won't work?"
      "They put a lot of effort in it, it would be rude."
      "...True."

    • @PolishJohnWick
      @PolishJohnWick 4 года назад +30

      I use turrets with 9mm for best potential as a farmer myself

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 4 года назад +20

      @@PolishJohnWick remember to load it with blanks whenever you see the town leftist driving around checking for field turrets.

  • @BlackHawk4698
    @BlackHawk4698 4 года назад +462

    When Possum said he had lots of friends, I thought he was going to say "Jack and Daniels."

    • @LvL1henchman
      @LvL1henchman 4 года назад +13

      Best friends are the one who are there went you need them. My friends Saporo, Johnny, and Mike are always available.

    • @daveyboy2315
      @daveyboy2315 3 года назад +1

      And there's jack who is quite the gentlemen

    • @swagmaster47625
      @swagmaster47625 3 года назад +3

      I have a few Scotch-ish friends

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 года назад +2

      Jack Daniels, Henry Morgan, José Cuervo, Paul Masson, Sam Adams, Bud Lux...

  • @lilcritic3260
    @lilcritic3260 4 года назад +402

    Are there actually people who don’t know what scarecrows are?

    • @tylerwaynes2107
      @tylerwaynes2107 4 года назад +37

      Most likely.

    • @lilcritic3260
      @lilcritic3260 4 года назад +30

      Tyler Waynes That’s kinda insane bro. But I guess if your young and from a big city.. MAYBE you could never learn about what a scarecrow is.

    • @LoponStormbased
      @LoponStormbased 4 года назад +75

      Did you see that tweet from a big-city socialist awhile back that people were making fun of because he was baffled by all the geometric shapes he was seeing from a plane (farmland)? I'm sure there are people who don't know what a scarecrow is.

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 4 года назад +47

      Some kids in Berlin actually believed cows are purple because they have never seen a real cow, only the Milka one, so yeah, sounds reasonable

    • @Goblinhandler
      @Goblinhandler 4 года назад +18

      Loponstorm not the dumbest thing I’ve seen a socialist do

  • @mafiahulk8196
    @mafiahulk8196 4 года назад +54

    Set in an American small town, characters dying one by one, side characters getting killed off immediately after being introduced, overly long suspenseful scenes with predictable jumpscares, characters abandoning weapons instead of keeping them, utterly intangible and immortal monster, ambiguous ending, final girl... This is pretty much "Horror Movie Tropes: The Movie".

    • @half-trackproductions
      @half-trackproductions 2 года назад +14

      And don’t forget sending one or two police officers to a scene and then no others when they most likely die

  • @TheDataByteChannel
    @TheDataByteChannel 4 года назад +170

    Man, that Scarecrow is such a jerk!
    Glad Sasquatch got rid of him, hopefully he’ll never pop up again.

    • @manunova5929
      @manunova5929 4 года назад +23

      Possum Reviews's original universe is amazing, who would've thought they'd become neighbours.

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 года назад +2

      Yeah And why did the goblin turn on the stove?
      🤔😜

  • @brianaguilar8283
    @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +245

    I have a suggestion: Snow White A Deadly Summer. A low budget horror film from 2012

  • @flamingobilly5109
    @flamingobilly5109 4 года назад +101

    the movie may be bad and the "scarecrow" doesn't look like a scarecrow but the monster looks pretty sick in my opinion

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy 4 года назад +89

    You know, it's not a bad looking monster or bad looking CGI for a SyFy film.

  • @wndshldptnt
    @wndshldptnt 4 года назад +254

    That... Does not look like a scarecrow. I'm scared. What the hell.

    • @justvibemybro9763
      @justvibemybro9763 4 года назад +30

      Killer scarecrow isnt real it cant hurt you
      Killer Scarecrow:

    • @wndshldptnt
      @wndshldptnt 4 года назад +11

      @@justvibemybro9763 *sobs*

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 года назад +8

      @DeathWordBoi nah more like emo groot

    • @ItsCosmoTewulf
      @ItsCosmoTewulf 4 года назад +9

      Well, at least it did one thing right, and that was making a scary-looking monster. Too bad it was wasted on this shitshow of a movie.

    • @talloncusack
      @talloncusack 4 года назад +6

      I think they took the "crow" suffix literally and made it part crow- you can see black feathers fly off it when it gets shot

  • @flinchfu
    @flinchfu 4 года назад +68

    His enthusiasm is like mine if I have to clean up a large spill in the kitchen... and I'm hungry... and it was my food.

  • @anaveragesynapticmain5668
    @anaveragesynapticmain5668 4 года назад +157

    Batman must've really got to scarecrow this time around :/

  • @spicysalad3013
    @spicysalad3013 4 года назад +55

    Gotta love how the keys being in dangerous or inconvenient places at all times is the most consistent plot device in this bs

  • @manboy4720
    @manboy4720 4 года назад +92

    gotta love high schoolers who for some reason look like they're in their mid 20's to mid 30's.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +9

      Minors can only work 8 hours a day, usually because of child labor laws

    • @shereehi5539
      @shereehi5539 2 года назад

      Thats funny bc when I first entered high school the oldest ones look like these🤣 and it confused me the whole year. I was glad they all left next year.

    • @shereehi5539
      @shereehi5539 2 года назад

      I legit thought I was in a horror movie it scared me lol.

    • @arlwithac9285
      @arlwithac9285 2 года назад

      Well from the early 2000s and before that, teenagers actually did look like grown ups.

  • @brendandonohue2398
    @brendandonohue2398 4 года назад +155

    The movies awful but I do gotta admit I kinda like the monster's design

    • @samlaiche1823
      @samlaiche1823 4 года назад +2

      I agree

    • @Mikey-ds8uy
      @Mikey-ds8uy 4 года назад +2

      Same here

    • @robin3746
      @robin3746 4 года назад +4

      It'd look scary if it wasn't in bright daylight in every scene

    • @brendandonohue2398
      @brendandonohue2398 4 года назад

      @@robin3746 yeah same

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 3 года назад +5

      @@robin3746 I disagree. It’d be so easy to shoot this at night and completely shroud the monster In darkness so you can’t even see it, like so many terrible films have before. Sure the cgi isn’t great. But at least you can see what the hells going on. I feel some unwarranted desire to give this film credit where it’s due even though it deserves nothing but scorn and hate!

  • @KingDaddy445
    @KingDaddy445 4 года назад +187

    The monster kinda looks like an ivy from resident evil 2

    • @ablationer
      @ablationer 4 года назад +13

      Or a molded from RE7

    • @NaiHmee
      @NaiHmee 4 года назад +4

      @@ablationer not rlly its too skinny

    • @maxtheleopard
      @maxtheleopard 4 года назад +3

      @@ablationer
      Yeah

    • @Rahnonymous
      @Rahnonymous 4 года назад +2

      Nah man, he's more like the edgelord version of Salad Fingers. Edit: that or the shadows from Ajin Demi Human

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 года назад +2

      @@Rahnonymous edgy salad fingers lol
      but instead of salad fingers
      he'd be salad body

  • @Kaliquo
    @Kaliquo 4 года назад +70

    This is literally like an off brand jeepers creepers

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 года назад

      I thought that! It is like a off brand Jeepers Creepers.

  • @furrycrusader1293
    @furrycrusader1293 4 года назад +157

    I remember watching this movie when I was at my grandmas house and all she had was shitty dvd movies

    • @ChiralSpirals
      @ChiralSpirals 4 года назад +8

      Your grandmas pretty dope.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +2

      Where did she buy them from? The bargain bin?

    • @ChiralSpirals
      @ChiralSpirals 4 года назад +10

      @@brianaguilar8283 you can find some real shit gems in those discount bins...My most rencent visit to dollar tree I picked up a movie called Bus Driver..🔥💩 I loved it.

    • @dr.pestilence3053
      @dr.pestilence3053 4 года назад +2

      Your name is an oxymoron

    • @talloncusack
      @talloncusack 4 года назад

      But this is a Sci-Fi channel original. I don't think there is a dvd release of it.

  • @bisexualichigo4227
    @bisexualichigo4227 4 года назад +248

    Welp....Time to call Batman.
    But idk chief, that doesn’t look like a Scarecrow.

  • @slumbertrap6506
    @slumbertrap6506 4 года назад +76

    0:28
    Yes, I to am a city boy who never watched batman, wizard of Oz, played a game set in the country, participated in Halloween, and/or broke down the word Scarecrow.

    • @thiccychiccy1157
      @thiccychiccy1157 4 года назад

      Omg how?

    • @thiccychiccy1157
      @thiccychiccy1157 4 года назад +5

      If you are joking and I'm being retarted just slap me

    • @slumbertrap6506
      @slumbertrap6506 4 года назад +12

      @@thiccychiccy1157 yes....I am joking
      I did in fact watch Wizard of Oz, it was a pretty cash movie about a teenager toppling a magical dictatorship through the power of walking and proper Hydration.

    • @thiccychiccy1157
      @thiccychiccy1157 4 года назад +3

      @@slumbertrap6506 indeed

    • @LoponStormbased
      @LoponStormbased 4 года назад +9

      I mean, there was a socialist city boy on twatter who was baffled by the sight of geometric shapes from a plane, aka. Farmland. Never underestimate human stupidity.

  • @molotov6844
    @molotov6844 4 года назад +971

    Your patron ad had a better developed story then this movie
    Edit: that moment where your comment gets more likes then the comment of the person who made the video

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +51

      His patreon ads have more fulfilling emotional arcs than the whole Disney Star Wars œuvre.

    • @molotov6844
      @molotov6844 4 года назад +5

      @@viscountrainbows6452 amen

    • @imnotpayingchildsupport4506
      @imnotpayingchildsupport4506 4 года назад +9

      I would actually watch a full movie of your patreon ad.

    • @molotov6844
      @molotov6844 4 года назад +6

      Possum reviews, can we get this?

    • @berserkasaurusrex4233
      @berserkasaurusrex4233 4 года назад +2

      Having actually seen this film, it's really not bad... for a scifi channel movie, anyway. It's no 'Snowbeast', by any means, but it's slightly more watchable than their usual dreck. Faint praise, of course, but scifi channel films are painfully terrible 95% of the time. So it's a low bar to be better than average.

  • @ruskidoomer1306
    @ruskidoomer1306 4 года назад +176

    Finally he’s back! Time to sit down, relax and be enjoyed by this angel of a human

  • @HalfPastNever
    @HalfPastNever 4 года назад +30

    "IT MAKES ITS WAY UP HIS RECTUM"... The most unfortunate phrase ever used to describe something in a horror movie.

  • @matthewmabry1709
    @matthewmabry1709 4 года назад +145

    That “scarecrow” looks more like the corpse of a crow

  • @myownmusic8182
    @myownmusic8182 4 года назад +12

    You know, I really thought the teacher asking the students for their phones was a clever way of disposing of the phones. Then they just HAD to have one of the kids steal their phones back. They had a perfect excuse as to why the characters can't call for help, then they don't use that perfect excuse.

  • @IMO-e7v
    @IMO-e7v 4 года назад +34

    I'd literally only watch this movie just to admire the scarecrow's design and animations

  • @VIC0419
    @VIC0419 4 года назад +27

    With that artistic ability, Calvin could accurately draw my dad who left for some milk before I was born

  • @nikispandagou1392
    @nikispandagou1392 4 года назад +16

    I love how the monsters from previous movie reviews are established characters and that they used in other reviews.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 4 года назад +19

    "I never said that. That's a strawman argument!"
    😆😆 That was clever 👍

  • @BasicallyGoblin
    @BasicallyGoblin 4 года назад +13

    I've seen older actors/actresses playing highschoolers before BUT YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE BETH'S GRAY HAIRS.

    • @liamball4643
      @liamball4643 6 месяцев назад

      Beth legit looks like she's at least five years older than anyone else in the cast, yeah

  • @kkay000
    @kkay000 3 года назад +9

    9:40 That's like saying "hey I'm not going to trust you because a guy was assassinated in your house by john wick with a sniper rifle"

  • @nooteningus
    @nooteningus 4 года назад +27

    This would honestly make a good Trevor Henderson creature

  • @logicphile6207
    @logicphile6207 4 года назад +91

    Always good to see from you, Shaym! How's your house been, lately? Haunted, I presume?

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 года назад +9

      it'd be weird if it wasn't haunted

    • @logicphile6207
      @logicphile6207 4 года назад +2

      @Thane Mac Ok, and?

    • @logicphile6207
      @logicphile6207 4 года назад +1

      @Thane Mac I'd like to know how that affects me or what I've said. If they're noobs, they also won't get the reference, so it doesn't matter.
      Thus, "and?"

    • @amusingnose6169
      @amusingnose6169 4 года назад +2

      Man boy how did you reply to the comment two minutes before it was posted

    • @logicphile6207
      @logicphile6207 4 года назад +1

      @Thane Mac And I was just making a statement, highlighting the fact that this is irrelevant and I don't care.

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 3 года назад +7

    "...and the he rolls under the truck with his lighter, sacrificing himself--"
    *_w h y_*

  • @derdingsreturnsnochmal5177
    @derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 4 года назад +51

    To be fair: Scarecrow seems to be better than most of the movies you've reviewed so far.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 года назад +4

      Just barely better is not good enough. The only good thing about this film is the design of the "scarecrow".

    • @liamball4643
      @liamball4643 6 месяцев назад

      That's like favorably comparing Stage 3 brain cancer to Stage 4

  • @damienpowelli8413
    @damienpowelli8413 4 года назад +9

    "And I'm a f#*king scarecrow that can talk."
    I lost it with that.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад +53

    Harold The Scarecrow from _Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark_ wasn't even a scarecrow at all. It's basically a corpse hanging on the crops that is 10x more terrifying.

    • @Chaotic_Jackal
      @Chaotic_Jackal 4 года назад +8

      In the original story Harold really was just a Scarecrow the two farmers made which came to life.

  • @luis377
    @luis377 4 года назад +6

    the goosebump episode with scarecrows are more scary than this movie

  • @TheUnapologeticGeek
    @TheUnapologeticGeek 11 месяцев назад +1

    The scarecrow calling you garbage is scarier than anything in the movie.

  • @perplexxing
    @perplexxing 4 года назад +7

    The background music of this video is more entertaining than the whole movie

  • @thatoneguy4391
    @thatoneguy4391 4 года назад +44

    Corn is the best part of this film 🌽🌽🌽

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 4 года назад +6

      Corn carried the whole movie and din't even get the credit in the end. For shame!

  • @dontcallmethat123
    @dontcallmethat123 3 года назад +6

    "picks his pocket but unlike the goverment, she does it without him knowing"
    i can relate to this

  • @tigretam9106
    @tigretam9106 4 года назад +50

    12:18 That's a pretty similar voice acting as fiddlesticks, that was fun

    • @404sutibi7
      @404sutibi7 4 года назад +4

      Fiddlesticks should get his own movie

    • @mosiac6373
      @mosiac6373 4 года назад +1

      Eh, fiddlesticks is a bit more throaty I think

    • @kevinhyseni4339
      @kevinhyseni4339 4 года назад

      Nah his voice is more deep

    • @tigretam9106
      @tigretam9106 3 года назад

      @Tiaan a really scary league of legends champion

  • @r.j.penfold
    @r.j.penfold 4 года назад +25

    Even if it didn't puncture everything you said it should have, wouldn't it have severed his spine too?

  • @DrMatrix1231
    @DrMatrix1231 4 года назад +7

    When you're so drunk your censor beeps occur a second after they are supposed to.

  • @nicosmind3
    @nicosmind3 4 года назад +24

    "Marshy realises she has a gash on her leg"
    Also between her legs. But thats a different movie

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 4 года назад +4

    I think this scarecrow looks vaguely like what would happen if there was a crow-specific variant of SCP 610 that for some arbitrary reason favors roughly humanoid features (seriously it looks like it's made of or covered with feathers for some unholy reason)

  • @favoritemustard3542
    @favoritemustard3542 2 года назад +3

    _No crows were harmed in the making of this film_

  • @domcam6650
    @domcam6650 4 года назад +9

    "Much like life itself, this scene is pointless"

  • @bloodymarie1433
    @bloodymarie1433 4 года назад +3

    Oh my gosh, I REMEMBER catching this by chance one late night. I was flipping through channels when I saw the movie title 'Scarecrow' just starting. I have had experiences with their 'originals' and all of them have been awful. However, I like Scarecrows as a horror trope so I was curious to see where it went.
    Deep down because it was so bad I really wanted SOMEONE to review it. So glad you are. More people should review that channel's movies. XD
    Honestly the best part is the design of the Scarecrow. Doesn't really look like one, but it's suitably creepy and one of the better cgi things from these tv movies.

  • @dr.samuelhayden808
    @dr.samuelhayden808 4 года назад +17

    The scarecrow looks like a hell knights intestines that gained sentience

    • @grimlock9358
      @grimlock9358 4 года назад +1

      Samuel the longer the icon of sin is on earth the more powerful it will become

    • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
      @multidimensionalcenturion9863 4 года назад

      I thought they were red.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 года назад

      @@multidimensionalcenturion9863 The Slayer probably used his flamebelch on them so he could have some roasted demon intestines.

  • @daskampffredchen
    @daskampffredchen 4 года назад +4

    Halloween : Mixing Halloween with its old origins about the return of spirits
    Scarecrow : ugh Scarecrow festival I guess

  • @michaelthehomelessguyright881
    @michaelthehomelessguyright881 4 года назад +69

    Why does the scarecrow look the dead guy in my alley way

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 10 месяцев назад +2

    I actually saw another horror movie that was called "Scarecrow" before. It was also pretty bad, but the said Scarecrow in this other Scarecrow movie actually looked more like, well, a Scarecrow. It also spawned 3 sequels and had him doing some actually Farm-related kills, though some of those said kills were kind of ridiculous like choking a person to death with a cob of corn, and others were either off-screen or had bad green-screening effects.
    In the other Scarecrow movie, basically it starts with some teenager who gets bullied a lot in school and has a very unpleasant life, until one day some hoodlums chase him into a corn field and murder him, while he happens to be right beside a scarecrow, then make it look like a suicide. After that, his ghost possesses the scarecrow and then he goes on a killing spree each night, making Freddy Krueger-ish one-liners and doing several farm-related kills. I'd tell you more but maybe you should see it and its sequels yourself. You are a connoisseur of garbage anyways.

  • @spitfireohone
    @spitfireohone 4 года назад +6

    That's a Scarecrow? Maybe if he huffed all his fear gas and fell into a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark book

  • @EucalyptusHigh
    @EucalyptusHigh 4 года назад +1

    I love how he makes the pauses where the ads are supouse to be.
    Intellect 100

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 4 года назад +12

    If you take a shot every time Possum says "Scarecrow(s)", you'd eventually become 30% as drunk as him when he takes it easy on the booze.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 года назад

      You'd end up like the demoman from TF2, a literal walking distillery that can only gain sustenance from alcohol.

  • @anextraordinarygamerlil0006
    @anextraordinarygamerlil0006 4 года назад +3

    "The weird shit looking Scarecrow monster" Crashes a Festival near his perfectly kept cornfield.
    "Everyone at the Flamethrower Festival" (:< Burning time!

  • @KDizzy6
    @KDizzy6 4 года назад +6

    Now I want to see a horror movie with a scene where someone gets killed with a milking machine.

  • @IbanezDom
    @IbanezDom 4 года назад +6

    the scarecrow looks like the molded from resident evil 7

  • @Corthmic
    @Corthmic 4 года назад +3

    The scarecrow actually has a pretty good design and had the potential to be genuinely scary, it would've been better if it looked like that way because it was already burnt before and it didn't work and it wasn't out in the daylight as often, or when it was it was practical effects.

  • @hiru1994
    @hiru1994 4 года назад +1

    This is honestly one of the most underrated channels on RUclips, can't wait for the next review

    • @grifm.5224
      @grifm.5224 4 года назад

      It's CinemaSins but better

    • @twilightcitystudios
      @twilightcitystudios 4 года назад

      Because you feel that way consider supporting a $10 patron, this RUclips channel by subscribing to my channel. You'll be indirectly supporting Possum Reviews. It's free for you to do. I would appreciate it very much.

  • @matteozambetti4373
    @matteozambetti4373 4 года назад +3

    It's always weird how crows fall for scarecrows, but they're smart enough to make tools and track where a hidden object is under a leaf. New Caledonian crows also are known for finding tools used by other crows and figuring out how to use them, as well as adjusting them to better fit the job they were for.

  • @thee20thdoctor18
    @thee20thdoctor18 4 года назад +2

    Idk how, but your humor has ascended with this channel and I laugh more than I feel like I should be

  • @voidvalkyrie
    @voidvalkyrie 4 года назад +39

    How to make a scarecrow movie.
    Step 1: Don’t make a scarecrow movie. Unless your working for DC. Then make a good Batman movie.
    Step 2: research source material. As in cartoons and comic books.
    Step 3: write a good script with a slow burn horror. If you can make it his origin story.
    Step 4: pick good actors.
    Step 5: don’t give him super powers! He’s a chemist. His fear toxin are chemicals. Not some mysterious supernatural ability.
    Step 6: don’t make it cheesy.
    Step 7: don’t try to force the horror make it feel natural. Show a slow dissent into madness and paranoia that eventually creates scarecrow. Like a losing his job at a chemical company and it slowly derails from there.
    Step 8: don’t try to have a big budget. Use ordinary items to make it feel more real.
    Step 9: make sure scarecrows eventual final outfit matches his comic book appearance somewhat. Don’t try to make it look all black and scary. A scarecrow hat, a gas mask combined with a tan scarecrow mask, and an orange shirt would do nicely
    Edit: Step 10: For the outfit to make sense make the movie take place around Halloween.
    That’s all I got. Good luck!

    • @aurangzebbaig4712
      @aurangzebbaig4712 4 года назад +1

      What about step 7?

    • @voidvalkyrie
      @voidvalkyrie 4 года назад

      Aurangzeb Baig sorry accidentally skipped number.

    • @pepsicrusader535
      @pepsicrusader535 4 года назад

      I like the noose around the neck scarecrow design best sure it doesn't look like a potato sack scarecrow but i prefer the corpse look rather than burlap
      You know the final design from the batman animated series

  • @alexander349
    @alexander349 4 года назад +2

    These reviews never fail to make me smile and are the highlight of my day when you put them out. Thanks possum

  • @D_an_
    @D_an_ 4 года назад +6

    Scarecrow gotta eat, scarecrow gotta have his supper.

  • @cryowave5031
    @cryowave5031 4 года назад +2

    Horror movie character: tries to call on phone
    phone: Tonight john, I'm going to be useless.

  • @Gideon13397
    @Gideon13397 4 года назад +4

    Not gonna lie, this movie had potential and it seems they were multiple plot points cut from the movie, and the creature design was awesome. CGI was actually great for a low budget movie.

  • @eddiehunter1887
    @eddiehunter1887 4 года назад +1

    Possum needs more popularity. His videos are really entertaining and he deserves it.

  • @TheLastPhoen1x
    @TheLastPhoen1x 4 года назад +11

    Wow, the scarecrow design is kinda cool, actually.
    Shame that the movie itself is garbage.

    • @MajinMuu
      @MajinMuu 3 года назад

      and that's called that it should have been more swamp related

  • @xx4444xxDOTexe
    @xx4444xxDOTexe 4 года назад +1

    You are unironically my favorite reviewer

  • @stupidsillylace
    @stupidsillylace 4 года назад +4

    Dr Shaym: oh i'll use this hand scythe
    Devin: G U N N E

  • @thelibyanplzcomeback
    @thelibyanplzcomeback 2 года назад +2

    This movie uses the most common and obvious horror movie cliche multiple times.

  • @TheArbiter10
    @TheArbiter10 4 года назад +15

    "...because birds are stupid."
    You have disappointed this bird nerd greatly. Disliked, unsubbed, reported.

    • @THEVadenK
      @THEVadenK 2 года назад

      He's not wrong. Birds must be pretty dumb to believe that scarecrows are actual humans. Though I must ask, did you actually report him?

  • @kvarner6886
    @kvarner6886 3 года назад +1

    It's five in the morning, I'm exhausted, and I can't stop watching your fucking videos.

  • @Everik-ct6pg
    @Everik-ct6pg 4 года назад +5

    I guess they thought that making the creature look more like a scarecrow would make it look dumber or less scary. I can kind of agree with that excuse, but if they wanted to make a scarecrow monster they should've at least made him out of straw. Why is it made of branches?

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 года назад +3

      You can make a scarecrow look scary without deviating from what a scarecrow is. Don't excuse bad design sense for logical thinking. Anything can be made scary without deviating too much from what it is with enough effort and creativity put in. This is just par with SyFy films in general: shitty cash grabs that people forget about a couple or so days after they're released.

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 Год назад

      I don't know. I knew a farmer who adorned his actual scarecrow with dentures, fake eyes, and a 24" dildo. It was pretty scary.

  • @danieljestice4500
    @danieljestice4500 4 года назад +1

    If only your videos were more frequent! This is just too good!

  • @hddavidvee7691
    @hddavidvee7691 4 года назад +19

    Nobody:
    Modern warfare lobbys:
    13:48

    • @Yakubstopguy
      @Yakubstopguy 4 года назад +1

      *_Im getting mw2 flash backs_*

  • @talloncusack
    @talloncusack 4 года назад +2

    Ugh the town I recently moved to has an annual "build-a-scarecrow" event as part of our downtown "festival"...so, it's not unlike this movie's scarecrow festival.
    And people have them posed on their porches and in seemingly-purposely creepy places year-round. When we moved here I was so confused at why people have "fake burglars" (my words for the phenomenon initially) because they literally look like silhouettes posed as if trying to enter people's windows and shit. It's so weird.

  • @Nightmare-rr2te
    @Nightmare-rr2te 4 года назад +14

    You should do a video about the horrid "avatar: the last Airbender" movie

  • @emberhydra
    @emberhydra 4 года назад +1

    13:26 Always so smooth with that

  • @mothman4366
    @mothman4366 4 года назад +4

    How could they do this a movie about a killer scare crow would have been a great idea but then they just ruin it

  • @kjiklemmensen8306
    @kjiklemmensen8306 4 года назад

    Your Patreon transitions are so well done

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +4

    Atleast this Scarecrow movie didn't have Batman

  • @kindasomeviews
    @kindasomeviews 4 года назад +2

    Scarecrow creators: "*sees the Venom movie and in other Spiderman movies* yeah we can make that too"

  • @DeepFriedKangaroo2
    @DeepFriedKangaroo2 3 года назад +3

    "unlike the government she does it without him knowing" lmfao

  • @randomjojofan7679
    @randomjojofan7679 4 года назад +2

    I swear this man does the most creative patron shoutouts

  • @mavricknordman7753
    @mavricknordman7753 4 года назад +7

    so Karen's hair that plugs up her drain kills, not very shocking

  • @imakitty6727
    @imakitty6727 4 года назад +2

    you should do a review on "Sinister" or as I like to call it "30 minutes of nothing but darkness"

  • @darthcinema1415
    @darthcinema1415 4 года назад +5

    Scarecrow from the Arkham games was scarier, hell even The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight was way scarier than this.

  • @gyuhff
    @gyuhff 4 года назад

    These videos are always of such high quality. Good job.

  • @caesarleaderofthelegion612
    @caesarleaderofthelegion612 4 года назад +5

    Why does the first picture of the scarecrow he shows have lips around 30 secs in

  • @GoofyGoober2099
    @GoofyGoober2099 4 года назад

    I love the little cutaways you do