This Exorcist Prequel is So Bad, They Had to Make it Twice

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews  5 дней назад +32

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  • @rustyshackleford234
    @rustyshackleford234 5 дней назад +279

    If someone gave me leftover chicken wings on Halloween I’d actually be pretty happy
    Edit: update, went trick or treating with my girlfriend, unfortunately no leftover chicken wings 😭

  • @alphons1456o
    @alphons1456o 5 дней назад +226

    The upside down cross being a symbol of satan is something only recent. It was originally known as the Cross of St. Peter, because St. Peter requested to be crucified upside down as his penance. It's also known as the symbol of martyrdom.
    This isn't a dig. I just wanted to share that

    • @mattm8870
      @mattm8870 5 дней назад +26

      likewise the upside down pentagram.

    • @dbblues.9168
      @dbblues.9168 4 дня назад +29

      Yeah. The hollywood version of evil is a joke.

    • @HeRa06Ram
      @HeRa06Ram 4 дня назад +36

      It is not a "was" the Vatican still uses the symbol in papal clothing and furniture, I remember years ago when some protestants claimed they were satanic for using the inverted cross in a chair without knowing what does the symbol actually stand for

    • @LilyApus
      @LilyApus 4 дня назад +16

      Most people accept whatever they're told is true so I'm not surprised it means something else

    • @ConsueloWubba
      @ConsueloWubba 4 дня назад +15

      God works in mysterious ways.
      You can't outfox the Man who invented the platypus.

  • @IGCproductions2001
    @IGCproductions2001 5 дней назад +166

    Every year, millions of children are effected by stock sound effect disease. You can help put an end to this horrible misuse of sound effects by joining The Possum Reviews patreon.

    • @williampotter3369
      @williampotter3369 День назад

      still doesn't answer why the goblin turned on the stove

  • @cybermax12
    @cybermax12 5 дней назад +90

    Why didn't the demon turn on the stove? Because the goblin did.

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 4 дня назад +11

      To heat up the fireplace poker

    • @harkbelial
      @harkbelial 3 дня назад

      Because goblin deez nutz!!!

    • @williampotter3369
      @williampotter3369 День назад +2

      yah, why DID the goblin turn on the stove?

  • @Squiggy1223
    @Squiggy1223 4 дня назад +34

    Right after the part where you said "You know what doesnt matter? YOU!" I got an ad for Better Help XD

  • @kbbrown8154
    @kbbrown8154 5 дней назад +95

    I kept forgetting this was an abomination of The Exorcist and not an abomination of Indiana Jones.

    • @TheOwneroftheIC
      @TheOwneroftheIC 5 дней назад +14

      If it was Indiana Jones it wouldn't even be the worst Indiana Jones movie. Hell, it's not even the worst Exorcist movie anymore.

    • @grimmatchstick7467
      @grimmatchstick7467 4 дня назад +7

      ​@@TheOwneroftheIC Yeah because the exorcist 2 still is and will always be

    • @ablosch2452
      @ablosch2452 4 дня назад +5

      @@TheOwneroftheIC Exorcist Believer I cannot tell if it’s better or worse.

    • @puppiesarepower3682
      @puppiesarepower3682 2 дня назад

      Thanks for sorting out my confusion. Honestly, thank you.
      I didn't realize it until I saw your comment.👍

    • @Matthew-Anthony
      @Matthew-Anthony День назад +2

      @grimmatchstick7467 Are you seriously claiming that the Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) is the worst exorcist movie?

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez 5 дней назад +123

    Love how you got the trick or treaters speaking brainrotese.

    • @Quickdrawingartist
      @Quickdrawingartist 5 дней назад +4

      I don't, because I have to waste time for clearing the gene pool. But, enough about hobbies.

    • @dethtreeorigin
      @dethtreeorigin 5 дней назад +8

      To be fair it is the spookiest thing of all

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 дней назад +6

      No cap.

    • @misterkefir
      @misterkefir 4 дня назад +7

      fr fr

    • @tailfin6595
      @tailfin6595 3 дня назад +2

      Skibidi

  • @itsupstart1473
    @itsupstart1473 4 дня назад +71

    Why did the demon get kicked out of the bar?
    Because he kept raising everyone's spirits... and not in a good way.

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 5 дней назад +88

    New babies are born every day, and not one of them was used to record new sound effects in how many decades now?

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 5 дней назад +26

      We live in a world where "Happy Birthday" song is copyright. New sound effects means contracts and royalties

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 дня назад +9

      Just like audience laughter and the Wilhelm Scream. And that one screaming lady.

    • @UnwantedGhost1-anz25
      @UnwantedGhost1-anz25 3 дня назад +5

      ​@@Espartanica Is there any hope for the future of Homo Sapiens as a whole on this entire planet by the next hundreds, thousands, or millions of years?

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail День назад +1

      I’ve always wondered about that.

  • @georgesiv2082
    @georgesiv2082 5 дней назад +42

    The real demon is Warner Brothers.

  • @questionmarks4431
    @questionmarks4431 5 дней назад +38

    You know those miniature size bottles of Jack Daniels that they sell at airports ? I was expecting Possum to give the kids a bag full of those.

    • @babayaga7434
      @babayaga7434 3 дня назад +4

      Possum would never waste booze on snot nosed brats

  • @BazztheBazz
    @BazztheBazz 3 дня назад +8

    I saw a demon possess a beaver once. It spent all its time trying to damn a river.

  • @TheRoflcer
    @TheRoflcer 5 дней назад +85

    Possum: "You know who doesn't matter? You!"
    Me: "It's true, but you didn't have to say it!"

    • @pricklypear1643
      @pricklypear1643 5 дней назад +10

      And then I got an ad a second later. I feel like that isn't a coincidence

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 5 дней назад +5

      Okay vore channel

    • @Nirmiti.
      @Nirmiti. 5 дней назад

      @@Espartanica Why'd you have to bring p0rn into it?

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 4 дня назад +1

      Possum is a prick but hes cool 😎

    • @sblinder1978
      @sblinder1978 3 дня назад +1

      He's out of line, but he's right

  • @DrTeeth66
    @DrTeeth66 5 дней назад +28

    Remember the first head-spin scene in The Exorcist? Where Regan said the "You know what she did?!" line?
    That was _Burke's_ voice - the man she killed and threw out the window. I saw the movie a dozen times over a quarter century, and _just_ realized that.

    • @kristennelson3190
      @kristennelson3190 4 дня назад

      Yup, that's why the demon says "...Your cunting daughter?!?!". Because "cunting" is a very recognizable Burkism, making it more obvious that they're asking the Mom if she knows that it was Reagan that threw Burke out the window after killing him.😉 One of the many reasons why The Exorcist is still one of the greatest movies ever made.😁

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 4 дня назад +23

    Huh, rare use of Striped Hyenas in a movie. Most movies usually use Spotted ones only. Guess it was done because they are easier to tame. Anyway, I do wonder why nobody making these movies remembers that Pazuzu is a demon of air and birds, and have him use birds as his messengers and agents?

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 3 дня назад +3

      If we are to give the benefit of the doubt, there are crows...

    • @charlesplante
      @charlesplante 20 часов назад

      It's funny that Futurama got Pazuzu more correct than everybody else.

  • @jasontermini8487
    @jasontermini8487 5 дней назад +13

    Demon Joke:
    kid 1:hey do you want to go trick or treating?
    Kid 2:no were too old for that.
    Evil scary demon:I'm not
    *and then he eats them*

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS 5 дней назад +34

    Apparently I came from a universe where there is only one Exorcist movie and I seem to be stuck in your hellscape dimension now. Great.

    • @igodreamer7096
      @igodreamer7096 5 дней назад +7

      Exorcist 3 is also a good movie. I guess.

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 5 дней назад +1

      I'll have to take what this universe can give then🙃

    • @lil_nutz2044
      @lil_nutz2044 4 дня назад +1

      Welcome to hell bro

  • @muleavenger9772
    @muleavenger9772 5 дней назад +30

    The inverted Cross is the mark of St. Peter. He was crucified upside down out of respect for Christ. Catholics know this, why would the demons do that? It makes no sense to me.

    • @Adam-rt2ir
      @Adam-rt2ir 4 дня назад +3

      Actually St. Peter being crucified on an upside down cross comes from Apocrypha so its not canon to the Christian religion. The Church rejects those texts, so why shouldn't Catholics reject the "fact" of St. Peter's death.

    • @SashaTheDog
      @SashaTheDog 4 дня назад +2

      Rotate it by 90°

    • @muleavenger9772
      @muleavenger9772 4 дня назад +8

      @@Adam-rt2ir Because Catholics know that the inverted cross is referencing St. Peter. There are still painting and works of art in the Catholic church depicting it. St. George is also in the Apocrypha and we still use the image of him slaying the dragon. It would look silly if some how that was turned scary if you already know where it is from. The inverted cross is scary for people who do not know anything about Christianity or its symbols. Maybe to protestants who do not know about Peter being crucified upside down, it seems real to them but to me it is just silly.

    • @muleavenger9772
      @muleavenger9772 4 дня назад +2

      @@SashaTheDog Lol, yes. Vampires are also afraid of 90 degree objects. 🤣

  • @zacharyfrierson6972
    @zacharyfrierson6972 5 дней назад +17

    I really love your video skits, Possum. :)

  • @Ars-Nova258
    @Ars-Nova258 5 дней назад +17

    This is one of the few times where I feel like nothing even happened in a movie.

  • @billybadass3056
    @billybadass3056 4 дня назад +93

    I think the only prequel horror movie that was any good is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie... that might be the ONLY prequel movie that's been any good period

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 2 дня назад +1

      If you mean the 2006 prequel - well that one sucked!

  • @billbillinger2117
    @billbillinger2117 5 дней назад +18

    " We got dat queefy drip."
    ... did... did I hear that correctly?

  • @shlomz
    @shlomz 4 дня назад +16

    A Christian church built when Jesus was 5. This takes the Oscar for "The Least Research Ever Put Into a Script."

    • @Band-aidBonnie
      @Band-aidBonnie 4 дня назад +9

      You've never seen Netflixs Cleopatra.

    • @luna775
      @luna775 День назад +1

      @@Band-aidBonnie Based and true

    • @hebanker3372
      @hebanker3372 День назад +1

      Since they mention emperor Justinian, the church was built in 6th century, not 5 AD, which contradicts the earlier scene, where Skarskard's character says the Byzantines(Romans) hadn't adopted Christianity yet. But, that would be impossible, since Kenya(where the film takes place), was outside of the Roman empire. It would make sense to have the Christian kings of Ethiopia do the church building, but the Ethiopians were Monophysites, which would make the church look nothing like what it looks in the movie, let alone have statues and obviously later Christian imagery.
      This movie is a mess...

    • @williampotter3369
      @williampotter3369 День назад

      if you're so smart, why did the goblin turn on the stove?

  • @sidekickz2180
    @sidekickz2180 4 дня назад +5

    The "BROOM" fan art is pretty damn good. I like the creativity

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 4 дня назад +8

    Drives me fucking insane when people try to defend shitty tweets with "It was unexpected!" Yeah, no fucking shit it's unexpected when it comes out of nowhere. That doesn't make it good.

  • @robertsteele474
    @robertsteele474 4 дня назад +7

    AD starts at the conception of Christ, 9 months gestation plus 4.33 years would be 5 A.D.
    Based on other small Byzantine churches, if it was completed in 5 A.D., it would have taken a minimum 20--30 years to build, which means it would have been started at least 5 years before Christ was even born and 31 years before Christ even began his ministry.
    Shyamalan, shyamalan ding dong

    • @hebanker3372
      @hebanker3372 День назад +1

      They mention Justinian, which means the church was built in the 500s AD, not 5 AD. The actors in the beginning botched their lines or the script did it for them.

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 5 дней назад +22

    isnt a sommelier a person who pretends expensive wine tastes better than cheap wine and gets paid money to pretend such? anyway i like the dialogue of the trick or treating kids for real on god no cap

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 3 дня назад +1

      According to the credits, the character (played by Ben Cross - looking like a young Christopher Lee) is called 'Semelier'.
      Skibidi.

    • @HECKproductions
      @HECKproductions День назад +1

      @@demizson576 but do the credits say why the goblin turned on the stove?

  • @pretikewl76
    @pretikewl76 5 дней назад +26

    Oh dear God YES! A new possum video!! My day just got 10,000 times better!

  • @Umbra_Nocturnus
    @Umbra_Nocturnus 5 дней назад +9

    Damn those Nasties for being too historically accurate for youtube. Much more historically accurate than
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  • @shadowleon659
    @shadowleon659 4 дня назад +16

    Still can't believe Renny Harlin went from directing Prison, Nightmare On Elm Street 4, Die Hard 2, Cliffhanger, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Deep Blue Sea and Mindhunters to crap like this.

    • @EarlHildebrandt
      @EarlHildebrandt 4 дня назад +7

      When you acquire a reputation as a reliable hired gun, you'll inevitably take some jobs that pay well but prove impossible to complete properly because your paymasters think you can spin their straw into gold.

    • @ablosch2452
      @ablosch2452 4 дня назад +4

      @@shadowleon659 Elm Street 4 wasn’t good either. It was when the series jumped the shark and stopped being scary.

  • @jhoughjr1
    @jhoughjr1 5 дней назад +8

    I like the part where he shouted "Liiiiive!!" and it lived all over the place

  • @mikeh6109
    @mikeh6109 4 дня назад +3

    The Exorcist was scary because it, unlike almost all horror movies, played with a lot of people's fears in the sense that this was a story where some of it could actually be true and real. 😮

    • @williampotter3369
      @williampotter3369 День назад +1

      yah, that's cool and all, but
      why did the goblin turn on the stove

  • @kzookid545
    @kzookid545 5 дней назад +28

    The witch cackling in the background gave me schizophrenia

  • @zeskowhirligan7564
    @zeskowhirligan7564 5 дней назад +12

    "Sanitarium" is the sanitized American version of the British "sanatorium"...same thing, basically, but different dialect.

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 3 дня назад +2

      The crazy house version of "Aluminum" versus "Aluminium"

    • @williampotter3369
      @williampotter3369 День назад

      okay, but that still doesn't answer why the goblin turned on the stove

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 4 дня назад +10

    The Exorcist: Great
    The Exorcist II: God-awful
    The Exorcist III: Actually pretty good. It's got Brad Dourif in it.
    Every other movie ever dragged into this poor franchise: Just awful.
    A movie with Stellan Skarsgard, David Bradley, and Alan Ford should _never_ be this bad.

  • @davidneale9113
    @davidneale9113 4 дня назад +2

    “While Sarah treats Merit’s gash, Merit tries to treat HER gash…”
    💀 😂

  • @badcontent2197
    @badcontent2197 5 дней назад +19

    POSSUM KNOWS WHAT GOREGRIND IS?!?!

    • @tenhundredkills
      @tenhundredkills 4 дня назад +6

      Apparently, Possum is well-versed in many things. Even niche genres like goregrind!

    • @MrClawt
      @MrClawt 3 дня назад

      I bet he knows Xavleg's full name too.

  • @ScrabeMan
    @ScrabeMan 5 дней назад +10

    Goddamn a “Nasty Officer” is so goddamn funny

  • @dusksentry5836
    @dusksentry5836 4 дня назад +4

    liking how possums skits are all collectively just a prolonged parody of older youtuber reviewers who had like, lore, and story
    its just characters trying to start lore and possum demanding they fuck off
    i actually love youtubers with lore, but, can appreciate a wellmade parody too

  • @applescruff1969
    @applescruff1969 5 дней назад +5

    The Basement skit reminds me of old Newgrounds animations. Thanks for the nostalgia.

  • @dawnmccarthy1
    @dawnmccarthy1 3 дня назад +1

    Remember the start of the "Trunk-Or-Treat" thing? Where you go to stranger's cars or vans to get candy from their trunk?

  • @Skinwalkerwave5115
    @Skinwalkerwave5115 4 дня назад +5

    Leftover Chicken Wings? Possum is just so kind

  • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
    @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 5 дней назад +13

    Holy CRAP what a SPOOKY intro 🍬🎃👻 I died from spookiness

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 5 дней назад +12

    This Exorcist doesn’t get funnier after seeing it over 167 times.

    • @WhiteThorn-95
      @WhiteThorn-95 5 дней назад +1

      Me and my mother laugh hysterically watching the first one.

    • @thantrus
      @thantrus 2 дня назад +1

      I think you need to live through the Black Plague to grasp the comedy.

    • @charlesplante
      @charlesplante 20 часов назад +1

      Beetle Juice dislikes this comment

  • @abrahamscott2280
    @abrahamscott2280 4 дня назад +5

    I forgot about paying to see this movie. Thanks for bringing back that wretched memory.

  • @MrClawt
    @MrClawt 3 дня назад +1

    It's cool Possum got two famous people to lend their voices to the video.

  • @jamesnoe7378
    @jamesnoe7378 4 дня назад +2

    Genius using the audio with still frame photos. Great work. Keep it up and Happy Halloween 🎃

  • @alphawoolf5981
    @alphawoolf5981 5 дней назад +6

    Exorcist III is an EXCELLENT film, better than the first film in my estimation. If you haven't seen it yet you're missing out.

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 3 дня назад +1

      Man exorcist 3 is good but its not as good as the first, but Jeffrey Dahmer would agree with you, he played the 3rd movie on repeat day and night

  • @Stroheim333
    @Stroheim333 3 дня назад +4

    Swedish Stellan Skarsgård was, like the Swedish Max von Sydow in the original Exorcist, a protégé of the Swedish director Ingmar Bergman, so there were a logic behind the casting of him in this prequels. But yes, both versions are bad. With good actors, though.

  • @juanrangel6880
    @juanrangel6880 3 дня назад +1

    1:17. Dude, that line cracked me up. I was drinking water at the time, but worth it😂😂😂

  • @HellsAsylum
    @HellsAsylum 3 дня назад +1

    Possum referincing goregrind automatically makes this the best Halloween video ever. There's probably already a band named Maggot Womb tbh.

  • @plumaDshinigami
    @plumaDshinigami 5 дней назад +5

    3rd movie was great, 1st was a classic that pushed boundaries in its time. Everything else lacks an identity.

    • @killerfrank8974
      @killerfrank8974 4 дня назад

      The third one is the only sequel of the Exorcist that I accept.

  • @TheRealJabbergeist
    @TheRealJabbergeist 4 дня назад +1

    I loved "too historical for youtube." The best burns are the truest.

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 5 дней назад +55

    Can we all just agree that the only Exorcist film that exists outside of the first one is Exorcist III, and that one alone?

    • @robloggia
      @robloggia 5 дней назад +11

      I'll give you one better. The Exorcist is the only movie about an exorcism ever made.

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 5 дней назад +3

      Which isn’t saying much

    • @DaveDuncanMusic
      @DaveDuncanMusic 5 дней назад +4

      ​@@robloggiaConstantine is an exorcist.

    • @Themoonishereagain
      @Themoonishereagain 5 дней назад +6

      There's also The Ninth Configuration, directed by William Peter Blatty, the writer of both the first Exorcist movie and the book. It's a movie that he made because he was disappointed about The Exorcist 2. If you want, you can watch The Exorcist, then The Ninth Configuration and finally The Exorcist III, which he also directed.

    • @misterkefir
      @misterkefir 4 дня назад

      YES.

  • @mist3h
    @mist3h 5 дней назад +3

    Nasty officer is surprisingly succinct 👌

  • @CaptainSpiffari
    @CaptainSpiffari 5 дней назад +10

    Oh PLEASE, Stellan Skarsgård is OBVIOUSLY best known for being in _Peter-No-Tail In Americat_
    Sorry, I just had to sperg about an obscure (but famous in its homeland) Swedish book series I got into a few years ago.

  • @TheWildCur
    @TheWildCur 3 дня назад +1

    I remember being so stoked when I picked up the prequel for like $5 because Blockbuster had overstock or something,
    And then I felt like I was conned out of $5.

  • @MichaelLeroi
    @MichaelLeroi 3 дня назад +1

    "They made a bunch of sequels nobody liked"
    Exorcist III is pretty great tbh
    Oh yeah, this video was really good too

  • @AnnoyingSquib
    @AnnoyingSquib 5 дней назад +2

    Cool a new Possum video about demons. Expect RUclips to exorcize this one just as fast as Possum chokes his chicken.
    Im going to go find a chicken to choke. I dont care if I won or not. I like my chicken wings fresh. Goblin turned on the stove or some crap.

  • @UnwantedGhost1-anz25
    @UnwantedGhost1-anz25 3 дня назад +2

    They should have just stopped entirely after the first film in 1973.

  • @michaelthomas5433
    @michaelthomas5433 4 дня назад +2

    No James Earl Jones in a weird locust costume? Well, that's disappointing.

  • @slayerstenis
    @slayerstenis 5 дней назад +2

    Stellan Skarsgård played a swedish James Bond character called Hamilton.
    (Peter Stormare also played Hamilton with Mark Hamill as the bad guy)

  • @EmperorPenguin1217
    @EmperorPenguin1217 4 дня назад +2

    It's funny because Mine Blocks is a real game, it's a 2D recreation of Minecraft

  • @21palica
    @21palica 5 дней назад +4

    So WB Studios was hoping to achieve a rating between 5 and 7/10 with this film, if they hired Renny Harlin as a replacement director. Guy's career is so consistently mid, that 90% of his bland work has a 6.0/10, apart from "Long Kiss Goodnight". He's so average, he probably has 1.94 kids.

  • @sakuradabp6400
    @sakuradabp6400 3 дня назад +2

    Most of the movie doesn't feel like The Excorsist, and the unnecessary shots of her tatas, this really feels like a edgy teenager wrote it

  • @thewighthare268
    @thewighthare268 4 дня назад +1

    Happy Halloween, possum.

  • @mikeyzero2439
    @mikeyzero2439 5 дней назад +8

    What? No credit for replacing one Swedish actor with another Swedish actor for the sake of keeping the accent roughly consistent? Because that's an important detail everyone would surely notice! lol

  • @kyubiiofrage
    @kyubiiofrage 5 дней назад +1

    Thank you for the educational information on the pronunciation of sanitarium. Such a wonderful fair use video.

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 4 дня назад +1

    "Get off my property before I get my hoes!" - Possum

  • @dapperwolf857
    @dapperwolf857 5 дней назад +18

    Playing devil's advocate: The church could have been built in 5AD and then 'buried' in 500AD

    • @ObiWahnKnobi
      @ObiWahnKnobi 5 дней назад +20

      It couldn't have been built as a christian church, seeing as Jesus hadn't even hit puberty at that point.
      Also that would clash with the mention of byzantine soldiers, since the partition of the Roman Empire didn't happen untill the 4th century.
      Fun fact: The oldest known church in Africa was the Abu Mena Basilica in Alexandria, the oldest parts of which date back to the late 3rd century.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 4 дня назад +2

      A devil’s advocate was originally someone meant to show that a putative saint wasn’t really that saintly. So rather than show the good side of something bad, a devil’s advocate showed the bad side of someone good.
      Nowadays nobody uses the term in its original sense.
      People used to put AD before the number of a year because it means Anno Domini, “the year of Our Lord.” So you’d say AD 500 rather than 500 AD…

    • @doctabaldhead
      @doctabaldhead 4 дня назад +3

      Jesus would have been five years old so that also wouldn't have made sense.

    • @nicksothep8472
      @nicksothep8472 4 дня назад

      ​@@ObiWahnKnobi​ Intresting fact that about the Abu Mena Basilica, I wasn't aware of it and will definitely check it out, but I'll hit you back with some healthy speculation about a possibly older site: you know those crazy rock hewn churches from Lalibela in Ethiopia? They are officially dated around the 13th century CE, but I know a few things about megalithic sacred sites, and Ethiopia has quite a few of them, all dated randomly based on the last emperor/ruler that re-employed the structure/s, as it's common practice in archeology, even when the inscriptions are clearly a later addition, which is usually understandable by their lower quality in both style and placement.
      So bare with me if you have the patience, as I take my sweet time😅 trying to be as precise and clear as possible.
      Rameses II in Egypt is the master example for this practice, even egyptologists agree that he basically tagged everything that didn't have a name on it, choosing among the most magnificent and enormous statues to usurp, such as the over 1000 tons toppled down colossus of the Ramesseum, whose origins, if we want to play the honesty game, are truly lost in time.
      But enough digression, let's go back to Lalibela and its churches, and here I'll admit I'm speculating, because why not?
      As I previously mentioned the Ethiopian megaliths are very randomly dated using the names found on the artifacts, such as stelae, obelisks etc.. even when the site is quite clearly of Neolithic era (following the official archeological narrative), or so old even the locals lost track of their origin, archeology can't refrain from getting impossible answers, and if no name is available carbon dating is their second choice, and to be clear, carbon dating is an amazing tool, I'm 100% for its use, but like all tools it has its limitations and its appropriate field of use, and as cautious these researchers are, it is simply wishful thinking to assume a precise construction date can be deduced by dating the organic remains found on site, because during the millenia literally anything could have happened to erase the earlier/original traces left by the builders, if they left any at all that is, giving results that are approximate at best. The Gedeo zone phallic "obelisks" are a very good example, originally dated around 1000CE, by absolute ignorance and arrogance I can only imagine, have now been pushed back around one century BC, which still makes little sense, but it's both a step in the right direction and proof that I'm talking from a logic stand point rather than rambling nonsense.
      😅
      So, here's the speculation, and thank you if you followed me to this point. The churches have indeed been worked on in the 13th century, as per the wish of king Gabriel Meskel (spelling?) Lalibela from whom they take their name. It is said the project took 24 years to complete (I'm going by memory but if it's not 24 is either a couple of years +/-), and this is the first clue something isn't right.
      I have no idea if you have a background in either engineering or construction, so I'll try my best to be clear. The problem is this: there are 11 churches in total, all hewn straight from the bedrock, which is made from a type of volcanic basalt, called scoria, which is not as hard as "normal" basalt, which is among the hardest stones on earth, but it's neither a soft rock like pumice or tuf, I'd guess it's a 5 on the mohs scale, but its hardness is not the main problem, the sheer volume of rock that had to be removed is, particularly with the primitive tools they had at their disposal. If we observe the churches details we can see that, as beutiful and peculiar as they are, their details are often off square, particularly the "free standing" ones, while as absurd as it sounds, the trenches that contain the churches are in comparison much straighter, and here I remind you they didn't have excavators, and maintaining a straight line in trenches around 15 meters deep while digging with soft metals and rock hammers is one of those things that can only work in theory, as the real world does not give, nor forgive.
      So, my speculative theory is that the core of the complex already existed in the form of "simple" megalithic temples hewn inside those big trenches, and the work Lalibela's men did was "redecorating" the three main structures, some of the ones hewn from the rock walls, and possibly hewn a couple of new ones, as I'll admit some are quite rough as already mentioned.
      This would make them the absolute oldest churches in Africa, if we accept their core as such of course, since they only became actual churches in the 13th century. All this speculation is based on my background, that is the most various. I hope it comes through that I have a decent historical knowledge, if maybe limited to only a few fields, but due to my OCD curiosity I taught myself some engineering notions, that I find invaluable for the study of megalithic structures, and the lack of which from archeologists in general is the main cause of misunderstandings, let's call them that. I also have some experience in sculpture through art school, so I know exactly what it takes to work hard stone, and my family used to own a construction company, where I worked seldomly, but that I got to know pretty well.
      I hope you found this whole "trip" intresting, it was fun for me to write down, and if I felt the need to list part of my background it isn't to show off, but to clarify I come from a position of curiosity, of inquiring, and even if not orthodox by any means, from logic, honesty and absolute humbleness.
      God bless, and all the best 👍🏻🖤🏴‍☠️

    • @sblinder1978
      @sblinder1978 3 дня назад

      Somebody's cousin got a sweet contract for that job

  • @artsenalproductions4813
    @artsenalproductions4813 5 дней назад +7

    0:10 At last.😊

  • @rebekahscheu4245
    @rebekahscheu4245 3 дня назад

    Now the baby crying is the scariest thing. Reminds people of their greatest fears when going to the movie theater

  • @TalasDS
    @TalasDS 5 дней назад +3

    Quick! Watch it before they claim it again!!!

  • @robertscheu9771
    @robertscheu9771 5 дней назад +5

    why did goblin turn on the stove?

  • @DarknessValor
    @DarknessValor 3 дня назад +1

    We appreciate ya brother

  • @PazuzuDeamon4horsemen
    @PazuzuDeamon4horsemen 5 дней назад +4

    32:38 crows are know to destroy crops. So in religion it says that they well being famine to the land. Leaving no food for anyone to have.

  • @damedan9389
    @damedan9389 4 дня назад

    Possum: "Get off my porch before I get my hose."
    My thirsty ass: "HOES? WHERE?"

  • @turtleflipper9935
    @turtleflipper9935 4 дня назад

    A Demon walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a dodgy innuendo
    so the bartender gave him one.

  • @FrozenMurder
    @FrozenMurder 4 дня назад +1

    Having the statue move works lowkey

  • @lutek1
    @lutek1 4 дня назад

    Having M. Night and Ryan J. in my living room would in fact scare the shit out of me.

  • @williampotter3369
    @williampotter3369 4 дня назад +1

    the tribe shares a name with a houseplant? that's cool i guess

  • @DUCKMANN-gc
    @DUCKMANN-gc 4 дня назад +1

    Love your vids man

  •  4 дня назад +1

    5:30 They could have buried it 500 years after building it.

  • @louismendoza-y9l
    @louismendoza-y9l 4 дня назад

    I saw this movie when it came out, after your review it somehow makes more sense to me, Happy Halloween.

  • @JackieMartin1974
    @JackieMartin1974 4 дня назад +1

    Exorcist III is an underrated gem

  • @Beeezledrop
    @Beeezledrop 5 дней назад +1

    The part where you told the tricker treater to Shut the fuck up broke me.

  • @coyoteone6197
    @coyoteone6197 3 дня назад

    "I don't wanna trick or treat at that house! That mean guy with the hat lives there, last year he yelled at me about cinematography."
    "Yeah, but the chicken wings were good."

  • @daddyhavoc3931
    @daddyhavoc3931 5 дней назад +2

    I’m so happy to see this I want to take the day off of work to enjoy it… also I don’t feel like working

  • @dbblues.9168
    @dbblues.9168 4 дня назад +1

    5:15 to be fair, the church could have been built in 5 AD and them buried in 500 ad.

  • @Dr_Wrong
    @Dr_Wrong 3 дня назад +1

    Why did the demon chicken cross the ghost road?
    To trick or treat some candycorn, because everybody hates that waxy cr4p, so there should be plenty..

  • @JohnInTheShelter
    @JohnInTheShelter 5 дней назад +2

    I love Exorcist 3, but it's the sole exception. Everything else Exorcist-related is terrible.

  • @sblinder1978
    @sblinder1978 3 дня назад

    Jokes about demons? I'm deemin' this video a mild success for youtube halloween content!

  • @ParisDiramio
    @ParisDiramio 5 дней назад +3

    I thought I had hallucinating these movies. I forgot both versions were actually real. 😮

  • @gp1640
    @gp1640 4 дня назад

    LOL, "some guy walking thru the desert looking for lotion". This cracked me up

  • @clutch2827
    @clutch2827 5 дней назад +2

    This was like reading one of those old photo novels. Lol!

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 5 дней назад +6

    Now all you gotta do is review the recent 2023 movie and all is complete

    • @LyleVSXyle
      @LyleVSXyle 5 дней назад +2

      He did that already

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 5 дней назад +2

      @@LyleVSXyleI know, I want him to review it again

    • @LyleVSXyle
      @LyleVSXyle 4 дня назад

      @@theactualTVB I’m pretty sure he covered all the bases in the last one.

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 4 дня назад +1

      @@LyleVSXylewhat did I just say?

  • @fallenwolf3368
    @fallenwolf3368 4 дня назад

    Thanks for the trick you *intelligent Possum!*
    Happy *Halloween* 👻🎃👻

  • @dentheman1797
    @dentheman1797 4 дня назад +1

    Possessed Sarah should have turned on the stove.

  • @Odious_One
    @Odious_One 4 дня назад +1

    I remember the debacle of this movie when it originally came out. Thinking, are they going to start remaking movies before they are even relased now? Like the Spaceballs gag about watching VHS tapes before they are even released. I didn't realize just how close that stupid thought would actually come to reality. PREPARING TO FAST FORWARD!!!

    • @613harbinger316
      @613harbinger316 2 дня назад +1

      I suppose, in one way to look at it, they've gone plaid.

    • @Odious_One
      @Odious_One 2 дня назад

      @@613harbinger316 Indeed, so many have gone plaid in the recent years