The Amazing Bulk is an Insane Movie That Cannot Be Explained But That Won't Stop Me from Trying

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024
  • The Amazing Bulk is a "parody" of The Incredible Hulk, and not a very good one.
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  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews  4 года назад +603

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    • @grimreaper5711
      @grimreaper5711 4 года назад +10

      Ok

    • @Bopperann
      @Bopperann 4 года назад +6

      That ending slayed me. I love you. Thank you. ❤️

    • @ashenphoenix6869
      @ashenphoenix6869 4 года назад +13

      Possum what is that movie you showed?
      Myun? Myoon? M.. I wanna watch that but im not sure what to look up (4:59)

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 года назад +3

      IHE already reviewed this movie, but unlike him you were mentioning more about the director than IHE did

    • @PossumReviews
      @PossumReviews  4 года назад +41

      @@ashenphoenix6869 Mune: Guardian of the Moon. It's on Netflix. You can watch it with either English or French audio.

  • @mrsigmagrinder8737
    @mrsigmagrinder8737 4 года назад +2181

    Some movie called The Incredible Hulk ripped off this movie.

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 4 года назад +107

      Just a matter of time until they rip-off this movie's stunning and brave message about body positivity!

    • @mfrommi6593
      @mfrommi6593 4 года назад +43

      Those bastards

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 4 года назад +10

      M from MI6 gun em down

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 года назад +9

      @Thiago Florindo I was about to do that too, but my dick got stuck in a cupboard and I had to change plans. 😟

    • @holycrusader1677
      @holycrusader1677 4 года назад +6

      Thiago Florindo how many war crimes we talking?

  • @reesespuffs6984
    @reesespuffs6984 4 года назад +3207

    Fun fact: the gun used to kill the guard was actually a water gun just painted grey, I used to own that model

    • @Grey-The-Skeleton
      @Grey-The-Skeleton 4 года назад +146

      Bruh moment when you die to an electric water gun in a shitty movie

    • @Mapl3
      @Mapl3 3 года назад +70

      14:20

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 3 года назад +66

      Couldn't even afford a 200 dollar airsoft replica lol

    • @Romancerofnone
      @Romancerofnone 3 года назад +12

      Bruh I love your profile picture.

    • @asianpetergriffin-3239
      @asianpetergriffin-3239 3 года назад +6

      i had mark v2 of the supersoaker hydro-blaster summer wave edition model the internal recoil is better but the ironsites are a bit messy but the reload time is about 57 seconds with a hose you could get around 250 spurts out of it before it gets weak

  • @Jerricola2
    @Jerricola2 4 года назад +2218

    Anyone can make a movie, but not everyone should.

    • @polaknasieci1331
      @polaknasieci1331 4 года назад +145

      Exacly, the world isn't ready for the aventures of mac'rolf the cyborg werewolf velociraptor who works at macdonalds and fight moon ninjas and burger king asasins wearing maid outfits.
      No, I will not make that.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero 4 года назад +39

      @@polaknasieci1331 Dew it

    • @pathatfield2543
      @pathatfield2543 4 года назад +18

      Daniel Gembara even if we asked nicely?Pleeaasse?

    • @sponandspon92
      @sponandspon92 4 года назад +23

      @@polaknasieci1331 The World needs this.

    • @Tushii
      @Tushii 4 года назад +19

      @@polaknasieci1331 I'd watch it

  • @spicylemon7475
    @spicylemon7475 4 года назад +1443

    I feel bad for all the film students who have Schoenbrun as a teacher.
    They aren't gonna learn shit with him running the class

  • @84478
    @84478 3 года назад +375

    If Im being honest I could probably make this entire movie all by myself just in my room with a 30$ budget without anyone in the house even knowing Im doing it

    • @thesexyskywalker3283
      @thesexyskywalker3283 2 года назад +23

      You could make it for free.

    • @hl5217
      @hl5217 2 года назад +21

      I could make it with a purchased full version of Bandicam, Wondershare filmora and a green screen in my room. Everything else would be downloaded from free stock animation sites.

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 11 месяцев назад +1

      But are you really being honest?

    • @NIE241
      @NIE241 10 месяцев назад +2

      Do it

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад

      @@hl5217 And that would probably a rather decent hobby product. There is a lot of that stuff here on youtube. And some of them are really good. Like the old freddiew/RocketJump stuff. (And he started improving his skill over the years and went professional)
      But it's a different thing to make that into a commercial product.

  • @ksoundkaiju9256
    @ksoundkaiju9256 4 года назад +2045

    This is Thanos' eternal punishment after Endgame

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 4 года назад +2345

    "Revenge for what?"
    "Existing."
    "Oh. Fair enough."

  • @edge3220
    @edge3220 4 года назад +869

    Why was there ever stock animation of a purple Hulk running like he has to take a dump?

    • @luigicampo4008
      @luigicampo4008 4 года назад +140

      I think those were the only models that were made by the creators of the movie.

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 4 года назад +118

      The amazing dump.

    • @Justadeerthatgames
      @Justadeerthatgames 4 года назад +10

      @@haillobster7154 lol

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 4 года назад +7

      @@Justadeerthatgames the amazing turd.

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 4 года назад +14

      @@haillobster7154 like the movie itself

  • @Americanspy-hn2kw
    @Americanspy-hn2kw 4 года назад +670

    The fact that he’s a teacher is very concerning and also hilarious

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 3 года назад +15

      He won't teach this, this is supposed to be bad. He might actually be a good film maker, this isn't bad unintentionally because he doesn't have skill.

    • @Americanspy-hn2kw
      @Americanspy-hn2kw 3 года назад +7

      @@mrmoth26 yea I know he made it as bad as possible

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 2 года назад +2

      That's wishful thinking Mr moth.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 2 года назад +5

      @@mrmoth26 I disagree. I get this is supposed to be bad, but there is an art to bad filmmaking.

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 2 месяца назад

      @@mrmoth26 even so, he's made a whole two movies, that's not enough experience to teach anyone

  • @alexanderson1091
    @alexanderson1091 4 года назад +293

    I love that the “General” is wearing Staff Sergeant ranks😂

    • @Ice-Man1262
      @Ice-Man1262 3 года назад +29

      Same. When he said "she's the daughter of..." I was looking at the the rank thinking "He's about to say major or general". "Gen...", "Goddamnit".

    • @amisner2k
      @amisner2k 2 года назад +12

      Also had his hat on indoors. Much like the typical stolen valors out there, this poorly stitched together series of pictures is trying to pass itself off as an actual, legitimate movie.

    • @htomerif
      @htomerif Год назад +4

      two different ones. At 25:40 you can see two totally different SSG insignia sewed on one DCU shirt. The "director" of this video related product probably got a discount on that already cheap uniform because someone f'd up. It reminds me of when they changed the font on the name but not the "US ARMY" so everyone's uniform looked like ass until ACUs came along, at which point everything looked even MORE like ass.

  • @Ars-Nova258
    @Ars-Nova258 4 года назад +3412

    This movie looks like a Nostalgia Critic sketch that refuses to end.

  • @rainstayz5844
    @rainstayz5844 4 года назад +1947

    Fun fact: The hit movie Paranormal Activity had around the same budget.

    • @thetowerofbabble6307
      @thetowerofbabble6307 4 года назад +189

      It only had $1,000 more dollars than this one.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 года назад +252

      The reason it worked was because the crew actually tried their hardest to make it work.

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 4 года назад +222

      Wasn't 90% of this movie's budget blown on drugs?

    • @transjohnmarston
      @transjohnmarston 3 года назад +69

      @@blankpage9277 that is halarious

    • @Mike-739
      @Mike-739 3 года назад +61

      It made almost $200 million, compared to the Amazing Bulk

  • @Unknown-ys9vp
    @Unknown-ys9vp 4 года назад +670

    “I just saved the world. And I don’t even feel good about it”
    -Possum Reviews

    • @jjgames2114
      @jjgames2114 4 года назад +3

      @Fax Checker ....What..... Does that even mean?

    • @wrath2501
      @wrath2501 4 года назад +3

      No one ever does.

    • @jjgames2114
      @jjgames2114 4 года назад +1

      @Fax Checker No seriously, what does that mean?

    • @haydenbrooks4796
      @haydenbrooks4796 4 года назад

      @Fax Checker technically its a circle.

  • @lordhellstrande7188
    @lordhellstrande7188 2 года назад +95

    Fun fact: the first Saw was extremely low budget and the directors were challenged to make a film using only 1 room. Not a big fan of Saw myself, but still impressive

    • @Quickdrawingartist
      @Quickdrawingartist 10 месяцев назад +3

      Same.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 8 месяцев назад +7

      It’s downright impressive how a limitation like that can make something great.

    • @無教会内村
      @無教会内村 3 месяца назад

      Wasn't Reservoir Dogs literally just one warehouse (aside from the opening scenes)?

  • @cloudedskiez
    @cloudedskiez 3 года назад +121

    Somehow that small MS Paint animation of you ripping an aliens face off was higher quality than that entire movie

  • @ECartmanist
    @ECartmanist 4 года назад +788

    The Amazing Bluk is what would have happened if Bruce Banner only got extra chromosomes from the gamarays

  • @MWDFrancis
    @MWDFrancis 4 года назад +786

    This isn’t “fun bad” for me. This is “stupid-sad-legitimately-not-fun-bad” filmmaking.

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 3 года назад +49

      Are you serious? There is no way this wasn't intended as a "shitpost" like film.

    • @seanwarren9357
      @seanwarren9357 3 года назад +33

      @@mrmoth26 More like, "I have too much money and no talent or real ambition in life, so I might as well embrace nihilism" post.

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 3 года назад +7

      @@seanwarren9357 How do you know that the dude has no talent?

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 3 года назад +11

      @@seanwarren9357 Nope, wrong. It's irony/post irony. It's like an r/arabfunny meme.

    • @seanwarren9357
      @seanwarren9357 3 года назад +13

      @@mrmoth26 Oh, ya got me, he has a talent for wasting potential.
      He could have fed several hundred people, but he decided to make this instead and here we are talking about him, because thats what it is really about. Hence my statement about it being a vanity project.

  • @BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712
    @BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 4 года назад +792

    That title is not even trying to hide that it’s ripping off Hulk

    • @konstantinschafer2122
      @konstantinschafer2122 4 года назад +29

      It isn't even a rip off, the stories are completely different, only the title was inspired by the incredible hulk

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 4 года назад +11

      I feel like I just went on a 30 minute a acid trip this was a terrible movie

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 года назад +15

      Konstantin Schäfer they both have girlfriends with generals as their dads and the generals both want to capture them for the military, because they are both incredibly strong when angry.
      Oh, ok

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 4 года назад

      The movie is so stupid and onsensical

    • @stg4theglitchog768
      @stg4theglitchog768 4 года назад +1

      @@wastelandlegocheem It would be better if they put more money on it.

  • @chanceisshane
    @chanceisshane 3 года назад +183

    "I sure as hell ain't gonna let you marry - Audio cut - my daughter!"
    [The comedic timing of that cut is amazing!]

    • @oureous446
      @oureous446 3 года назад +14

      It’s like they had to replace what he said.

  • @pandamonium7170
    @pandamonium7170 3 года назад +65

    "One pointless goblin transition later" needs to be a common title card.

  • @weirdalexander8193
    @weirdalexander8193 4 года назад +534

    They seriously made a villain named dr contlove who can’t love. This is why we can’t have nice things

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 4 года назад +774

    My day hasn’t started yet and I am glad this possum is tackling a masterclass kino.

  • @nukboii
    @nukboii 4 года назад +518

    Destroying the moon? Reminds me of a certain egg-shaped scientist whose wife was pissed on by a hedgehog

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 4 года назад +72

      Of all the places to see this reference, this is the most strange.

    • @Grey-The-Skeleton
      @Grey-The-Skeleton 4 года назад +49

      FUCK YOU OBAMA

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz 4 года назад +52

      "How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot."

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад +27

      @@Grey-The-Skeleton *HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?!

    • @Grey-The-Skeleton
      @Grey-The-Skeleton 4 года назад +36

      @@poweroffriendship2.0 I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS
      *d r l r l r o p l r l r l e t s*
      HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

  • @FunkyTown___
    @FunkyTown___ 3 года назад +76

    “The cartoon rat suddenly disintergrates” had me dying

  • @richardsanchez9190
    @richardsanchez9190 2 года назад +130

    14:22 does anybody else think its weird that in a world of regular guns and ray guns, the guards have shields and spears?

    • @Elvusmiw
      @Elvusmiw Год назад +2

      Yes

    • @Dr_Wrong
      @Dr_Wrong 11 месяцев назад +1

      Castle theme..

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 11 месяцев назад +5

      They ran out of gun props and had to give them spears instead

    • @DianaTheVixen
      @DianaTheVixen 6 месяцев назад +11

      They needed to match the skeleton stock footage. Which just enforces how ass-backwards the production is.

    • @Spartanslay3r7
      @Spartanslay3r7 3 месяца назад

      That being the least weird thing about this movie says a LOT

  • @dpinoy5642
    @dpinoy5642 4 года назад +243

    1:48 "14,000 dollars" Dude, I've seen short films that have a budget of 100 dollars and using borrowed equipment that look light years ahead of this steaming pile of hot ass.

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 3 года назад +7

      This is obviously an elaborate joke. People can spend a lot of money on doing stupid shit like this.

    • @dpinoy5642
      @dpinoy5642 3 года назад +8

      @@mrmoth26 i know, it's just so much money that could be used somewhere else.

    • @Brotherofthe4thCompany
      @Brotherofthe4thCompany 3 года назад +2

      This guy wanted to make a movie like "The Room?" At least "The Room" was made with a budget of $6 million. At least it has actual set pieces.

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 Год назад +1

      @@dpinoy5642 it's his cash though. Let him spend it as he sees fit.

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 Год назад +1

      More like 14 dollars

  • @Shoop400
    @Shoop400 4 года назад +356

    The fact that He compares his own film to Who Framed Roger Rabbit is hilarious. It shows just how little he knows about the massive amount of effort, ingenuity and budget that was required for the animated characters to look like they were interacting with the environment, and for the actors to be able to perform as if the characters were really there.
    By the way go look up how that film was made, it's crazy what they did in some scenes.

    • @leewright1
      @leewright1 3 года назад +39

      It's crazy Hollywood actually had some faith in a live-action version of a book about a weird, dark murder conspiracy set in a reality where 'toons n reals co-exist in the world.
      That's kinda brave n as it happens the first movie I saw at the cinema. Even though I was a little kid... Jessica left so many impressions.

    • @seanwarren9357
      @seanwarren9357 3 года назад +23

      Indeed. Who framed Rodger Rabbit is a legitimate animation masterpiece.
      The lead animator of it is an absolute legend.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 3 года назад +26

      Yeah, the fact he compares his pile of trash to Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a very clear indication that he truly knows NOTHING about filmmaking and more importantly straight up suffer from delusions of grandeur, anybody who watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit or its making knows the huge amounts of money, effort and talent poured into that movie by dozens and dozens of people to make it work back then with the limited technology they had compared to today.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 года назад +12

      @@AscendantStoic ...and the movie still looks amazing even today. In my opinion, it puts a lot of the CGI effects in modern films to shame.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 года назад

      Not that much of a risk Lee considering all of the changes the movie made.

  • @thorough5138
    @thorough5138 4 года назад +420

    Im scared of the fact how the director who made this is going to teach students the terrible way of film making and insulting those who don't like it.

    • @elitereptilian200
      @elitereptilian200 4 года назад +79

      Except the dude who made this "movie" is pretty cool and knows how to take criticism and even said himself that the movie is garbage..

    • @thebushbros6626
      @thebushbros6626 4 года назад +38

      elite reptilian Yeah unlike YanDev

    • @SimonPetrikov12
      @SimonPetrikov12 4 года назад +40

      The director is a good guy that is willing to take criticism. IHE talks about him in his video of the movie.

    • @norafromash5087
      @norafromash5087 4 года назад +6

      @@elitereptilian200 exactly, that's not being said enough in this comment section lmao

    • @motherlyfather9871
      @motherlyfather9871 4 года назад +19

      He's actually not a bad teacher. Though finding out he made this, and the idea that he was one of the thesis panelist gave us a laugh.

  • @jademoon7938
    @jademoon7938 4 года назад +55

    Omg the moment the director says he can't animate the massive, fat purple monster and asks you to just take your shirt off because you're the perfect stand in lmao...

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 Год назад +6

      Bro and the actor actually did it. That's work dedication Hollywood should learn

  • @simonegentili4571
    @simonegentili4571 3 года назад +62

    Are we just gonna ignore at 10:40 that one patron is named "Chocolate Mussolini"?

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад +420

    The Amazing Bulk doesn't seem like a knock-off of Incredible Hulk, that "thing" looks like Thanos if Avengers: Endgame was directed by the guy who made the "Ugandan Helicopter".

  • @tlshortyshorty5810
    @tlshortyshorty5810 4 года назад +248

    Looks like the Philippines isn’t getting a good film industry anytime soon

    • @baseddecider466
      @baseddecider466 3 года назад +18

      Remember, this is the same nation that gave us "Blood Debts". They're not exactly known for cinematic excellence.

    • @boninibanana9399
      @boninibanana9399 3 года назад +5

      it never was after the 2000s

    • @halomoment7205
      @halomoment7205 3 года назад +17

      All of our movies were pretty shitty even before this muppet arrived here

    • @detomnz2024
      @detomnz2024 3 года назад +5

      Let's just hope The Live Action Adaptation of Voltes V will be good, it's our only hope

    • @lukethekuya
      @lukethekuya 3 года назад +8

      @@detomnz2024 Well, we had Heneral Luna and Goyo.

  • @hydrogenone6866
    @hydrogenone6866 4 года назад +335

    Sadly I had the unfortunate fate of actually seeing this film.

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 4 года назад +36

      So did I. While parts of it are torture to watch, the film on the whole is so bad it's good.

    • @konstantinschafer2122
      @konstantinschafer2122 4 года назад +36

      The difference between this and other bad movies is that this is just bad and had something to laugh about, other bad movies are just boring.

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 4 года назад +7

      @@konstantinschafer2122 Exactly.

    • @Lo-Sir
      @Lo-Sir 2 года назад +4

      Hopefully you visited a doctor shortly after

  • @theratman6468
    @theratman6468 3 года назад +57

    The moral of the story: Don’t call Possum Reviews a rodent under any circumstances or he’ll rip your face off

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 3 года назад +18

    "hey teacher, can you show us an example of your work"?
    "sure class, I'll play the whole thing for you today"!
    ". . .I'd like to withdraw".

  • @flavorflavius9382
    @flavorflavius9382 4 года назад +164

    Yeah, the director moved to the Philippines to become a "teacher", and NOT for the cheap, easy poontang. Absolutely not.

    • @aakashsharma7423
      @aakashsharma7423 3 года назад +1

      What lmao

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 3 года назад +5

      @@aakashsharma7423 I don't know what poontang is, but I can only assume it means sex, or something like that.
      So yeah.

    • @zackcash4941
      @zackcash4941 3 года назад +7

      @@JoyOfCreativeService its a Canadian dish of french fries and cheese curds

    • @jackhyde3808
      @jackhyde3808 3 года назад +4

      @@JoyOfCreativeService as a filipino, I don't know myself, but it sound like "motherfuck" (or the infamous peenoise word, putangina"

    • @nog6082
      @nog6082 3 года назад +5

      @@zackcash4941 that's poutine dumbass

  • @lolglolblol
    @lolglolblol 4 года назад +195

    I really want to believe that this is all just an elaborate, expensive joke

  • @jonathansefcik473
    @jonathansefcik473 4 года назад +166

    "Less than 10% of the shots were actually made for it"
    Well actually only 6 shots were purpose made for the movie. SIX

  • @cheatcode436
    @cheatcode436 2 года назад +10

    Who Killed Captain Alex was a movie made with barely any budget, edited with a computer the director made himself, and made in a 3rd world country. That movie is pretty good, being charming and funny (even if it's for the wrong reasons sometimes). If a bunch of people in the slums of Uganda can make a better movie than you, you've failed as a filmmaker.

  • @HaydenofEverything
    @HaydenofEverything 4 года назад +22

    I think that was one of the smartest ways anybody has listed off Patrons in a video.

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 года назад +227

    The Incredible Bulk looks like it was made by a kid's RUclips bot

  • @fluffytater1079
    @fluffytater1079 4 года назад +540

    Why is the “General” wearing Staff Sergeant ranks on his collar?

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 4 года назад +36

      Because this movie is stupid.

    • @loganbomar9365
      @loganbomar9365 4 года назад +19

      Exactly😂

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 года назад +4

      @@loganbomar9365 yep that summarize it up

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 4 года назад +9

      This movie didn't even try. I'm surprised they actually mean anything.

    • @alexanderarkum4793
      @alexanderarkum4793 4 года назад +10

      You saw this review and THAT was your question?

  • @NeuroatypicalKirby
    @NeuroatypicalKirby 4 года назад +304

    “What movie uses comic sans?” Cool Cat Saves the Kids

    • @cursedtails1249
      @cursedtails1249 3 года назад +12

      Alpha and Omega 6

    • @michaelpopup
      @michaelpopup 3 года назад +7

      Best movie ever

    • @KooshaKarimi
      @KooshaKarimi 3 года назад +2

      Oh boy, wait for Derek Savage to sue you just for this comment alone lmao

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 3 года назад +2

      They called me an "assoholic bitch," GOOOOOOOOHH!!

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 Год назад

      Wait what is this movie you speak of

  • @lowrancelukus2368
    @lowrancelukus2368 4 года назад +62

    The gun magically turns into a six-shooter when it fires.

    • @pillowcasecorner7519
      @pillowcasecorner7519 3 года назад +10

      The picture is also frozen and he isn’t holding the gun

  • @Cru128
    @Cru128 2 года назад +7

    I just noticed something about General Darwin. For starters, he’s wearing Desert BDUs stateside. You’d really only wear that in a combat environment if you were either in the Marines or the Middle East. Second, he wears Staff Sergeant ranks, and I’m pretty sure those aren’t the ones that are meant to be on the jacket’s lapel. Third, pretty sure Generals don’t wear combats, pretty sure they wear formals like the Army ASU.

  • @robosoldier7518
    @robosoldier7518 4 года назад +365

    My favorite super hero...
    "Barney the purple dinosaur!"

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад +16

      Nah! Teletubbies is my favourite superhero.

    • @imnotpayingchildsupport4506
      @imnotpayingchildsupport4506 4 года назад +9

      Nah Caillou is the best superhero around

    • @robohobo2213
      @robohobo2213 4 года назад +4

      Cool but have you seen Winnie the-Pooh

    • @arendelarmatige375
      @arendelarmatige375 4 года назад +2

      What about my dude Dexter? He's smarter than Tony Stark and he's like a third his age. Imagine what he could do with an Infinity Stone.

    • @mreverything7056
      @mreverything7056 4 года назад +5

      Who voices Barney in Japanese? Daisuke Ono. Who voiced Jotaro? Daisuke Ono. In short, Barney has the potential to summon Star Platinum, making him the greatest superhero.

  • @malcolmpayne3598
    @malcolmpayne3598 4 года назад +170

    The characters are supposedly real scientists, but it looks like they're in a high school classroom.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 4 года назад +121

    Henry's face looks like he just ate something gross
    And the evil Doctor looks like Stephen Fry attempting to be a drag queen

  • @theabyssofmemes8538
    @theabyssofmemes8538 3 года назад +23

    When grape man runs he looks like he's holding in a huge dump.

    • @dylanattix2765
      @dylanattix2765 3 года назад +2

      I guess Thanos put on a few pounds after Infinity War so now he's trying to jog it off

  • @alexanderboulton2123
    @alexanderboulton2123 3 года назад +12

    I hate dust! It's coarse, rough, irritating... and it gets everywhere!

  • @FaThEr_GUUF
    @FaThEr_GUUF 4 года назад +123

    22:15 "GENERAL" Darwin is wearing a Staff Sergeant patch, and a 4th Infantry Division patch (Which is located in Colorado, amongst green mountains and plains) but in the video hes in a desert. He Also is wearing the sorriest, stock Halloween costume excuse for a combat uniform that you can buy.
    Just to add a few more sins to the video for you all.

    • @Kenny1one_2
      @Kenny1one_2 3 года назад +11

      So from what my smol brain understands it's wrong uniform

    • @MyGeniusFriend
      @MyGeniusFriend 2 года назад +4

      Decided to see how much an actual second-hand Army Green "class A" uniform (guess that would've been the most easily available one at the time) would cost, and I'd guess "not much over $100" is a decent estimate based on what I could find on eBay. Apparently even that was too big an expense to the makers of this film.

  • @LOC-Ness
    @LOC-Ness 4 года назад +242

    I love how the director of this was like "Audiences can't accept live actors in animated worlds" when Robert Rodriguez literally made multiple movies doing just that and still has a career.
    Also, the MCU.

  • @marsh8795
    @marsh8795 4 года назад +132

    I just love it when Onision turns into Incredible bulk.

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz 4 года назад +11

      "Onision" I'm fucking wheezing.

  • @stunzeed9552
    @stunzeed9552 4 года назад +34

    Roy's pee has magical powers to resurrect the Amazing Bulk.

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 года назад

      What Kind Of A Serum Did He Take?!?

    • @machinedramon3532
      @machinedramon3532 4 года назад +9

      The sad part is, if you told me that was actually a part of this movie, I would totally believe you.

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 3 года назад

      @Gabriel Lopez de Azua Of Course.

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere 3 года назад

      Everyone has the same powers, it's just that nobody pisses on the ones who deserve resurrection so it doesn't work

  • @lhaviland8602
    @lhaviland8602 3 года назад +7

    I feel the need to point out that Who Framed Roger Rabbit had animated _characters_ in a live action world. This guy has either never actually seen the movie or is coming up with a bad excuse for cost-cutting measures, because he did the exact opposite.

  • @iamablacksabbathsong9765
    @iamablacksabbathsong9765 4 года назад +166

    Why does all the actor running look like there holding in a dump and its about to come out

    • @anthonyruiz7925
      @anthonyruiz7925 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @malcolm_mal2055
      @malcolm_mal2055 3 года назад +1

      Them standing on the same spot and kinda jumping in front of a green screen

  • @monkeyinapanzer8805
    @monkeyinapanzer8805 4 года назад +182

    I’m 99% certain that Bulk was made entirely as a bad on purpose movie. Think about it this film is from a time in which so bad its good movies had been a big subculture. But unlike some out of control passion project or some team of nobodies trying to fight against a micro budget this seems to be a purpose built hunk of junk. It’s like the guy was trying to chase a trend and just tried to make the movie as awful as possible to get attention. Take Tommy and The Room despite being a possibility crazy person and a broken movie it has gained a cult following, made a decent bit of money, and Tommy seems to genuinely enjoy the joy his bizarre movie and behavior brings to people.
    Now compare that to Bulk and it’s director. The guys comments seems suspiciously like a guy pretending to be out of touch with how bad his movie is to draw attention to him and it. Their is zero passion like the room and he clearly wasn’t fighting a none existent budget given that we don’t see any creative use of props or any home made sets it’s all just low quality out of place bullshit. It’s almost like some incredibly cynical dick who knew he couldn’t actually make something worth a damn found a trend he thought he could cash in on so he made a soulless mess that jerks itself off about how bad it is.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 года назад +28

      IHE got in contact with the creator and they told Alex that the movie was made bad on purpose.

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 4 года назад +12

      @@OdaSwifteye Unbelievable. Disgusting.

    • @pedropradacarciofi2517
      @pedropradacarciofi2517 2 года назад +7

      @@Orange_Swirl Why is it so terrible? Seriously, what's evil about trying to create something funny as an independent creator?

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 2 года назад +18

      Comes across more like he tried making a good parody at first, and then realized he couldn't and went full force on the bad film making.

    • @thelarryman482
      @thelarryman482 Год назад +2

      Yeah, its probably meant to be poor

  • @somerandomguy___
    @somerandomguy___ 4 года назад +190

    His skits have better stories then the movies he reviews

  • @seneca983
    @seneca983 4 года назад +6

    I like how Bulk is running away from planes and helicopters shooting missiles at him and all the people he runs past are completely unfazed.

  • @DramakilzU
    @DramakilzU 4 года назад +14

    12:45 Yep, flowers are the plant's genitals. And so is fruit, so we also eat plant genitals.

    • @bryanu1737
      @bryanu1737 3 года назад +4

      Yeah we eating plants pussy because it's the ovary

    • @MB32904
      @MB32904 2 года назад +1

      well fruit isn't the plant's genitals. more like the womb or egg

    • @DramakilzU
      @DramakilzU 2 года назад +3

      @@MB32904 So eating the plant's placenta.

  • @MrEpicDwarf
    @MrEpicDwarf 4 года назад +42

    "I just saved the world, and I don't feel good about it."
    Talk about a supervillain origin.

  • @CurtisAlfeld
    @CurtisAlfeld 4 года назад +68

    Him teaching film in the Philippines makes sense, since no country with a decent film industry would accept that shit.

    • @cometcal7387
      @cometcal7387 3 года назад +1

      u dare offend me!!11!!11!1!1!1!

    • @Lrdnqustr
      @Lrdnqustr 3 года назад +12

      Bruh as a filipino, their cgi animation is super shit. 2d animation however, is fine.

    • @cometcal7387
      @cometcal7387 3 года назад

      @@Lrdnqustr yea

    • @tablematts9055
      @tablematts9055 2 года назад

      @@cometcal7387 can confirm. Cgi is absolutely shit

  • @filipw8050
    @filipw8050 4 года назад +114

    6:58 the scene show a revolver but in the next shot it shows a semi automatic handgun

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 4 года назад +23

      Wasn't it beautiful? 🤣 He starts with a 1911, then fires an oversized animated revolver, then has the 1911 again.

    • @luigicampo4008
      @luigicampo4008 4 года назад +13

      @@WolfHreda Somebody said this movie has no redeming quality,but that's not entirely true,how can you not laugh at something so poorly made?

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 4 года назад +7

      @@luigicampo4008 this is true.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 года назад +5

      That's FPS weapon switching!
      XD

    • @luigicampo4008
      @luigicampo4008 4 года назад +4

      They could've just shoot a scene of the man firing the 1911 and then ad the firing effect,instead They went with the thing that would make people laugh;I can't believe this movie was serious.

  • @h2overthinker
    @h2overthinker 3 года назад +7

    The rat at the beginning is the same rat used in the "Oh shit! A rat!"

  • @dannymurray2807
    @dannymurray2807 4 года назад +6

    The owner of this struck a RUclipsr for a review of the same movie funny all the other reviews are still up. Love your channel btw just pointing that out

  • @kolbenruckholfeder6041
    @kolbenruckholfeder6041 4 года назад +86

    14:59 as a german i can verify this is excactly how Germanys landscape looks! Only the chicks with dirndls and the beer is missing.

  • @SlightlyCivil
    @SlightlyCivil 4 года назад +87

    You want a movie thats far worse, then watch Shark Exorcist

    • @nojustno4209
      @nojustno4209 4 года назад +7

      There can be something worse than this?

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 4 года назад +3

      @@nojustno4209 There always will be it seems

    • @davidludwig3975
      @davidludwig3975 4 года назад

      Shark exorcist was bad, but it was definitely not as bad as this crap.

    • @SlightlyCivil
      @SlightlyCivil 4 года назад

      @@davidludwig3975 nah bro, imo its worse

  • @aghii458
    @aghii458 4 года назад +79

    Did anyone else notice that Henry’s tattoos are drawn with sharpie?😂

  • @forbiddennotes3964
    @forbiddennotes3964 3 года назад +6

    Are we not gonna talk about the fact that the gun the mugger shoots the hooker with in the beginning is silenced, then turns to a revolver when he shoots the monster, then turns into an unsilenced 1911 again when he drops it?

  • @imienazwisko6150
    @imienazwisko6150 3 месяца назад +2

    “We are almost at the end of the movie, and we haven’t used all of our stock-footage yet”

  • @stunt_gear1399
    @stunt_gear1399 4 года назад +67

    The "general" is wearing staff sergeant chevrons lol

  • @derweltenbauer269
    @derweltenbauer269 4 года назад +47

    "Speaking of failures, I wonder how the human race is doing!"
    o o f

  • @GenuineDunkaccino
    @GenuineDunkaccino 4 года назад +74

    I love how his “ray-gun” is just a super soaker

  • @TerpTheBandit
    @TerpTheBandit 4 года назад +3

    The general wearing a camouflage cap with a red button up and tan slacks is probably my favorite part of this movie.
    Like, why is he wearing the cap at all? Because how else would know he's a badass military guy, duh.

  • @aspirerms8280
    @aspirerms8280 2 года назад +4

    I'm now terrified, knowing that the director of the Amazing Bulk is teaching film here.

  • @CherrisChaoticCorner
    @CherrisChaoticCorner 4 года назад +135

    “I could literally replecate this movies look in under 30 minutes.” -IHE

    • @Reapermaskhybrid
      @Reapermaskhybrid 3 года назад +3

      Honestly, that wouldn't be too far-fetched, sadly.

  • @lunarguest
    @lunarguest 4 года назад +42

    so this is where onision's acting carreer started

  • @braedentrefethen5437
    @braedentrefethen5437 4 года назад +43

    That face tearing animation was more quality than any of the movies I've seen reviewed here.

  • @brycejohansen7114
    @brycejohansen7114 3 года назад +4

    12:06 I love the liquid mercury fountain.

  • @awatermelon2427
    @awatermelon2427 3 года назад +6

    Amazing bulk can be known as many things. A 1 hour youtube poop, a world record use of stock cgi, and a regular dream of mine.
    Edit. I have another: Budget thanos runs from the military
    Edit 2. I have yet another: one of the other realities that doctor strange saw.
    Edit 3. Yet again: what you see when you look outside while on lsd.
    Edit 4. Another one: the screen at the bowling alley when you get a strike

    • @lorenzoborromeo8932
      @lorenzoborromeo8932 3 года назад +1

      This is what RUclips kid at 3 am look likes:

    • @gsesquire3441
      @gsesquire3441 Месяц назад

      None of these are funny or worth the edits

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +181

    You're stepping into the footprints of IHE, You'll surpass him

  • @brentgibbs5208
    @brentgibbs5208 4 года назад +40

    Love how at 6:55 the pistol changes to a revolver when the guy fires then reverts back after.

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 3 года назад +4

      Don’t you just hate it when your 1911 turns into a revolver?

    • @shaysmith5719
      @shaysmith5719 3 года назад +3

      @@jd_the_cat that's why you gotta regularly maintain your weapons

  • @mariesauter5869
    @mariesauter5869 4 года назад +52

    Thank you for reviewing this amazing masterpiece

  • @TwoCentReview
    @TwoCentReview Год назад +1

    I like how at 9:47 that they are driving through a town where every building has infinite copies of itself behind it so it looks like some mascot horror themed hellscape.

  • @kozmnavt5158
    @kozmnavt5158 4 года назад +8

    20:47 They really went hard with the acting there

  • @brianaguilar8283
    @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +242

    This film objectively has no redeeming qualities

    • @OhKayEl
      @OhKayEl 4 года назад +22

      Yes it has. This movie is bad in a funny kind of way. Some movies are just bad, unironically.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +22

      Onion Knight Longplays no part of this thing is funny. You’re reaching.

    • @Matthew-Anthony
      @Matthew-Anthony 4 года назад +10

      @@brianaguilar8283 The only redeeming quality (if you can even call it that) is that it is not purposefully obnoxious like Terror Toons. However, this is not saying much.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 года назад +15

      Matthew Anthony not all bad movies are funny, and movies intentionally made poorly are usually never funny.
      What’s funnier to you? Seeing someone trip on accident? Or someone purposely tripping to get a laugh out of you?

    • @Matthew-Anthony
      @Matthew-Anthony 4 года назад +3

      @@brianaguilar8283 Accident.

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +30

    22:05
    I would not be surprised if they actually just recorded that line through phone.

  • @Fizzlesmirk
    @Fizzlesmirk 4 года назад +12

    One of these actors is LITERALLY my uncle (the guy at 1:36 ). My brother burst into my room to show me. It shocks me 0% because he’s known for being in plenty of weird films. Fun facts about Uncle Randy: •Was once kicked out of an all you can eat buffet for eating only a shit ton of fried chicken. •Would call for his guards as a knee jerk reaction for pretty much any minor inconvenience. •Claims to have guard dogs but they’re 2 lil yippy tiny dogs. •When I was a kid he signed one of his movie posters w/ the ominous message “Can’t wait to meet you” because I told him one of my classmates didn’t believe my uncle was a movie star for me to give to him. Gotta say, I scared the shit out of a fellow middle schooler. •Knew Dr. Suess, and the last few living lollipop kids from the wizard of Oz, of all people.
    Oh my GOD I just got to his part of the movie in this video and I’m losing it at his campy portrayal of the villain. Yep. There he is. He’s only half putting on a character. He’s kind of just Like That in all the most endearing ways.

    • @snowypringles3393
      @snowypringles3393 4 месяца назад

      Whats his name

    • @Fizzlesmirk
      @Fizzlesmirk 4 месяца назад +1

      @@snowypringles3393 Randal Malone! I recently found a poster and headshot he signed and wrote messages on for me when I was a kid. And my mom found his address again. I was thinking of seeing if he’d be up to an interview with someone (Quinton Reviews is who I have in mind) but wanted to find proof first to email and ask, and then send Uncle Randy a letter.

    • @snowypringles3393
      @snowypringles3393 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Fizzlesmirk Oh, cool! Tho the movie with him is not so cool in terms of vfx, lol

  • @givemeyourvitalorgans514
    @givemeyourvitalorgans514 4 года назад +7

    The fact some filipino students have the director as a teacher and might have seen his film is a concept taht utterly amuses me.

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 3 года назад +1

      No they wouldn't, this movie is supposed to be bad on purpose, why would he teach something that's supposed to be bad to them?

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 3 года назад +1

      @Gabriel Lopez de Azua No, he didn't.

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 3 года назад

      @Gabriel Lopez de Azua No he didn't. The movie was intentionally bad. The video doesn't say anything about it not being intentionally bad (atleast it doesn't prove it) and it isn't from the point of view of the film maker.
      I don't give a fuck what the video says, if it says that it isn't intentionally bad it's wrong.

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 3 года назад

      @Gabriel Lopez de Azua No, he didn't. You're so fucking wrong right now.

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 3 года назад

      @Gabriel Lopez de Azua He never did.

  • @TheREALSimagination
    @TheREALSimagination 4 года назад +8

    I thought the term "personality" when talking about a girl was NOT refering to her personality but rather to her "great assets". This dude just put my world up-side down!

  • @ArckAngel75
    @ArckAngel75 4 года назад +26

    I felt like I lost brain cells I can't imagine how you must be feeling

  • @StarXsu90
    @StarXsu90 4 года назад +78

    His videos are so funny even though i dont really care about what he is reviewing

  • @carrosivejones1969
    @carrosivejones1969 4 года назад +57

    Anyone else feel like the Possum character is secretly a badass? He killed a demon and an alien tfs.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 года назад +5

      Carrosive Jones he fought of a Sasquatch

  • @RealRalsei
    @RealRalsei 3 года назад +5

    23:44
    Never thought id hear that sentence

  • @Uncrustabruh
    @Uncrustabruh 6 месяцев назад +2

    The end where Possum killed the alien had more animation than the movie he was reviewing!

  • @rainbowpineapls2347
    @rainbowpineapls2347 4 года назад +44

    1:47 my man be lookin' like the medic from TF2

    • @-Grey-
      @-Grey- 3 года назад +9

      Meet the ripoff

    • @slamsun6969
      @slamsun6969 3 года назад +5

      MEDIC GAMING **MEDIC! from the ost starts playing**

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 3 года назад +4

      YOU'RE NOT WRONG

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 года назад +25

    28:40
    Academy Award for Best Animated Feature

  • @bjarnivalur6330
    @bjarnivalur6330 4 года назад +15

    Judging by how the maker sent it to IHE, I'd guess it was probably supposed to become a "so bad it's good" type of film.

  • @ugheieiemmmfmfmff
    @ugheieiemmmfmfmff 3 года назад +9

    "General Darwin" is wearing an enlisted-grade insignia, and a divisional patch lol

    • @jeremyallen492
      @jeremyallen492 3 года назад

      It's almost like the director was an incompetent hack that didn't know what he was doing....