[YTP] Biden's Inaudible Address Gets Everybody Undressed
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
- I don't think Mr. Bidet prepared this speech very well...
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"Emancipation Constipation"
Odd way of describing a laxative.
Wouldn't that be Constipation Emancipation?
Thanks for admiring mt masterpiece guys.
XDDD! 😂😂
Indeed
Soon as I read it he said it
“All the people are dead”
-Bo jiden
Resist saying biden voters are dead Resist saying biden voters are dead
Wise words from President BJ
@@wordlesslfiddling ?
bi joden
JoJ Bidet
"We can right wrongs. We can wrong rights."
- Joe Biden
"We can fight the foes we face. We can face the foes we fice."
“We can fart in the face of good people.”
*[farting noise]*
I mean, he's not wrong.
thats actually a pretty deep quote if you think about it
Gread presidential quotes:
"A house divided against itself cannot stand" - Lincoln
"The Only thing we have to fear is fear itself"- Roosevelt
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"- Kennedy
"We will fart in the face of good people"- Biden
truly inspiring stuff
"I will bring back chopsticks" - Trump
"I just shat my pants and my ass is sore"
Biden
@@milamberyt the fact is, where good people who suck ass
- Joe Biden
@@paulmcpoopiface1389 "We must build the planet itself with Unity. Unity"
-Joe Biden
“We can fight the foes we face.”
“We can fate the foes we fice”
“We can fight the foes we face. We can fate the foes we fice.”
"We can fart in the face of good people"
PFFFFTT
@@RoseKingAurum DUDE. I just SHAT my PANTS.
I read this as it played. Thank you
_"We can fate the foes we fice"_ actually makes sense. It means to conquer foes, predetermining their end state by dogging them down, turning 'fice' (a type of dog) into a verb.
Best speech
"We require so much foundation repair"
"WHEN YOU NEED FOUNDATI-"
"Oh GOD, not this shit again"
We gotta do it all over again!
America needs the *JoJ* right now.
@@Isaacfess We need the joj more than ever
"...I just swore. Zzzzzzzzzzzz..."
do the JOJ it all over again
"we must build the world, with Unity"
this shit gonna be big broken
It already is broken
Yeah, Biden is the kind of guy who would just put together an asset flip.
Only in the 2020 build. If they're using Unity 2019 it should be fine. As long as everyone remembers to free all memory upon compilation.
It's neither engines that are broken, it's the inexperienced developers using good game engines ending up making crappy games.
I always see people shitting on Unity because of shitty developers making shitty games on Unity often, but I don't see that same disgust
for unreal with the abomination that is dreamworld.
@@Beef3D yeah, like H3VR is on unity
"Four hundred years of total war, that's democracy, that's how it has to be"
This shit is serious.
"And I ask all Americans to cause chaos."
"we can make a raging fire, don't tell me things can't change!"
“I am calling on all Americans to put aside their differences and start a civil war. Only together can we tear each other apart.”- Jreg
@@thenameisgsarci "America lost millions of JoJ."
It's nice to know my humor from when I was 14 hasn't changed. I'm 23 now
That means you still have good taste. :P
Same here lol
Cool
Me too
gabriela asmr
I wasn't taught about the emancipation constipation in school. Does it have anything to do with The Great Toilet Paper Hoarding of 2020?
Well he did say he was going to use hundreds of rolls.
I was literally residing that as I heard it
Isn't that a shame.
No, I believe it shortly followed the Hundred Year Squirts.
@@AaronCataract and it was preceded by the Spanish American eating of the bad barito
“400 years of total war. That’s democracy, that’s how it has to be”.
Damn, Joe really spitting facts about the War on Terror.
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm happy to live in a world without Saddam Hussein, Muammar Gaddafi, Bin Laden, etc.! ^_^
It wasn't total war, but it should have been
And on the world.
"Millions of people have com to perfect FEET"
-President Boo Pippin
That is a very accurate statement.
It’s a fetish!
Sniff everyone Biden is about senile as it gets
idk y he had to call us out like that, bruh.......
@@shadowvampire3998 even though most of what he says is basically gibberish......
“We can fart in the face of good people” XD
"Every time you see him, he's gotta fart!"
Yes 👍
Pretty much sums up Washington
Sounds like your typical politician
@@DerNomade1871 Yep.
We all know nobody does better inaugural speeches than me guys.
"Thanks for the head"
head"
-Lee heavy oszwald
@@UnCreativeDeconstructionism "Nobody gives bigger head than me."
- John Wilkes Booth.
But you don't give as good of head as George Washington
Free the South.
lol why are you everywhere?!
“All my friends I know are in the cemetery.”
I believe it.
*RIP*
He *was* born more than two centuries ago.
@@Ruiluth, he was born in 1842.
Just like his voters
0:52-1:00 is a lyrical masterpiece
“We require so much foundation repair.”
I felt that.
"When you need foundation repai-"
@@cckiller0053 "OH GOD
Joj
@@cckiller0053 Oh god not this shit again XD
@@DevalDiamondProductions 😳
“All the people are dead. At this hour my friends, we failed.”
South Korea is gone it doesn't exist anymore Bella Poarch nuked it with her eyeballs. RIP Kpop
Belle Delphine shot Mongolia with a 200,000,000 caliber gun and killed an entire tectonic plate. We have failed.
Joe: "I have to pee again"
Swiss Cheese: "sir please"
The story escalates. Will Joe ever make it to the toilet?
Swiss Cheese will forever prevent Joe from accessing the toilet.
The answer is no.
🤣🤣🤣
Thats Swiss Cheese to you
the world may never know
Biden's song "9" is going to be a platinum hit I can bet.
Can't wait for his album "Nothing is Going to Change" to drop on 2024
The Civil the Great Depression, world war, and 9/11.
Dude that’s my favorite song dude
hes probably gonna be dead by 2024
@@dylaaan420 hopefully. Get Bernie in already sheesh!
@@injusticeanywherethreatens4810 HAHAGAGGAAUAH
Damn, Joe Biden has been holding it in for a LONG time
I love how CS has been killing it ever since I was a kid; I’m 20 now and he’s still got it. It’s really nice to see too, considering most YTPers start to lose it after being 10 years in the game. Most people, but not him.
Agreed
Facts, most YTPers just straight up don't have it anymore but cs188 isn't even close to loosing his charm, like this was a classic video
I feel like most of the best RUclips poopers stop and then do other things like cartoon lover 98 Emperor lemon. sassafras.
nice to see you here knigh7, been watching you for some time
Hey, oGrqpez; thank you. :)
"The Inauguration of NO ONE"
"#URINATION"
"Crapitol Hill"
You cheeky bugger :3
President Biden:
"The President said and I quote: "Oh no, I forgot.""
2:10
I forgor💀
I love that Biden’s incontinence from the Debate YTP still continues.
No he’s in North America
And his friend Swiss Cheese is still there to help walk him through as well lol
I miss cyclops Joe Biden tho... :(
makes it funnier that he has to pee after mentioning water
Or as I like to call it, continuous incontinence.
“We must build the planet itself with Unity”
Holy shit it’s confirmed we’re all Unity assets.
at least I'm an asset to someone
Free unity assets
Joshua Polischuk
This explains why reality is so crap...
Unity Assets of America
@@DerUserYT that means that we can't tell yansim he's unoriginal, because we all are free unity assets.
“My name is not Abraham Lincoln!”
LoL
Abraham Lincoln = Librahalm Ancon = Libertarian Anchor
I was lucky enough to never watch the actual inauguration, so I'll readily accept this as the actual inauguration.
Trust me, it wasn't much different
Me too.
@@alexc.8424 yeah
I've seen enough YTPs to piece together the general idea of what it looked like.
"Rissin to the chizzin" - Joe Biden 2021
My boy Jobeezy spittin fire.
333 likes, not ruining it
Joe "snoop dogg" Biden
JoJ Byeden
“We can make America great again”
“Oh goddamnit no”
*Mike Pence approves*
Wcmaga
Maga lol
Build America Back Great Better Again
We still need to bring back chopsticks
"This... is a day"
So inspirational
"I thank my parties for their presents today" bit was actually a bit ingenious. I laughed pretty hard.
“Foundation repair”
“OH GOD NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN”
My exact response
"I've just sworn..."
Zzzzzzzzz
100% unsatisfied
0:39 - 0:47
"The president said and I quote_______ Oh no. I forgot"-Joj Bidet
"I was born more than 2 centuries ago, and I spoke with President Carter 108 years ago"
- Joe Trump
Finally someone noticed his (their?) real age.
Jimmy Carter legit isn't all that far from _actually being_ 108 years old (as I type this, he's 96 and still going).
Also, Biden was first elected to the Senate when Nixon was president [1972] and left when he became VP [2009]. So yeah, dude's been around for a long long time -- that's both a positive and a negative. Yeah he's old AF, but he knows most of those other old-as-fk Senators personally and was fed up with their bullshit 20 years ago.
@@Soufriere84 yep that’s totally correct. But considering he was already “President Carter” 108 years ago, he would be much older than that. [Insert lizard people conspiracy here.]
“All my friends I know are in the cemetery.”
-Boe Jiden
jeo bdein
“Why is Swiss Cheese here lol?”
But where is Lester Holster though?
Good point
@@bartkoppens5460 the real question is where is the Sketchy Etch-A-Sketch?
All we know is that the steaks are very high
@@bartkoppens5460 true, but are we in new york?
"I was born more than 2 centuries ago. All my friends I know are in the cemetary..." - Joe Biden
Very powerful stuff. Shed a tear for him
😢
He is captain America
Well, he was in the Senate for 120 years.
suprisingly accurate
he's not far off... he's literally the oldest, whitest dude ever elected
3:33 The Twin Towers rise and fall to the rhythm of Joe's hands
"All the people are dead!"
it do feel like that
The foundation repair will never die.
JoJ is the Wilhelm Scream of YTP
The real company died a few years ago due to customer complaints. HoH SiƧ obviously didn't do the Ｊoし
SO, since we still need foundation repair, I guess we go to the President now?
100% unsatisfactory
00:40 Oh god, not this shit again..? 10 years later and i still would do it all over again :(
If I had to do it all over again,I would do it all over again, I would do it fifty million times over again.
JoJ BiB never cared about customer satisfaction and doing the JOJ right. 100% unsatisfied.
I want the JoJ even more than the first time
@@TheGreatsagegoku why does this sound weirdly bittersweet like something cs188 would have on their headstone
@@sarah.rarwasunavailable Well, I'm pretty sure I'm quoting one of his RUclips poops but I can't remember which one specifically had that phrasing of the joke. I definitely didn't think about it from the perspective you did, but I can see what you mean and its actually very touching if you think of it like that.
On my tombstone I want Dathings1 Mythsters line " I'm done with sus for today"
I am dead. "Abraham Manson signed the Emancipation Constipation" ...... ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
This sounds like a normal speech from him these days
Nah, this is way too coherent
“These days?” Nah, man, Biden has been gaffing for years at this point. Maybe even decades. The guy just has chronic foot in mouth syndrome, it’s actually sort of interesting.
“Emancipation Constipation”
That’s a future steam name right there
"I finally have my freedom but I 'aint shit in a week"
@@dentistguba shitty freedom ;)
i think Ive seen that one somewhere...
Swiss Cheese, Just let him pee!
NO !
He must hold it in for the good of the peeople
The answer is no
Please, Cheese, let him peese.
"We can fight the foes we face, we can fate the foes we fice." Prezidint Boe Jiden, 2021
“We can fight the foes we face, we can fate the foes we fice”
-Boe Jiden, 2019
@Levi Bachus no
“I’ve just sworn.”
*sleeps
Sleepy Joe
Sleepy Joe
Insomniac Josiah
@MrFloofyFox Tired Joseph
2:56
2:01 ''Abraham Manson signed the emancipation of constipation''
More coherent than his actual speeches.
Fr
"all people are dead"
*thunderous applause*
"A day of dope!"
- Civil Depression World 11
"Of renewal and resewal,"
- nediB eoJ
This sure is a day, isn't it?
At this hour, my friends
We have failed
Oh God, not this sh*t again
This is a yay
Yep, it has been a day.
🥤🥤Soda day!🥤🥤
ngl he sounds more intelligent here than in real life...
Still smarter than No. 45
@Juve Biden is Einstein compared to Trumpet
@@flarfschnikelman6780 Honestly, they both suck.
1:26 lmao Swiss Cheese is still here because he has nothing better to do
Politico and cnn say its a 72.5% swiss cheese comes to bidens reinauguration
The song near the end is catchy until you realize he's summoning all 4 at once
Yeah i love the song, but it’s definitely not Poggers, that he’s summoning all 4, but i honestly would have edited Drip, on him when he rapped.
civil depression
Song name
World Civil Depression 11. It'll be some kind of blast, make no mistake
A civil depression on World 11
You must be the most consistent ytp creator of all time. Shit cracks me up every damn time. Love your content, and always have.
Man, I've been following cs188 since before some of his newest fans were even _alive._
Yeah… I'm an old f'k and have been a fan of good poop & sauce since ~2008.
@@Soufriere84 same here brother, same here. I'll never forget the first crappy cdi zelda and hotel mario ytps, it's amazing to see how far the art of ytp has come.
“The emancipation constipation was a revolutionary change for Americans alike”
Honestly, I can't tell the difference between this and the rest of his speeches.
Remember, kids, this is the guy who said:
"Truinnanashabbidaprisure"
**After capitol got trashed**
_WHEN YOU NEED FOUNDATION REPAIR_
@@AnUnderstoodDeveloper this needs to be a meme, lets blow it up guys.
I was waiting for this so bad lol
Same
Sounds like a normal speech by him
This one gives out more useful information than the real one lol
0:14
*"Yay"*
“Civil depression. Nine nine.”
Words to live by
world 11.
Civil nine world eleven
*Boseph Jiden*
2:48 Ah, he must be addressing Ben Shapiro there!
I lost it at "foundation repair". I needed that.
"400 years of total war
That's democracy
That's how it has to be"
apt description of american history ngl
"Oh no, I forgot."
-Bye Den, 2021
my name is not Abraham Lincoln
0:18 for five seconds the YTP became a Dr. Seuss story
BRO!
I can’t believe Swiss Cheese made a cameo!
1:25
“We require so much foundation repair...OH GOD, not this SHIT again!”
“We can Make America Great Again...Oh No! Goddamn it!”
“Americans lost millions of JoJ *ENOUGH!* “
CS, still making me laugh after 13-14 years 👏
"this is a car."
-bye biden 2021
“My name is not Abraham Lincoln”
“LoL”
- JoJ BiDeNeNeNeNeNeNeNeNeN
2:26 well, that's gonna cost you big time
"This is a day."
-Joke Biden
Soda day
YaaY
Now whenever I see that guy outside of these YTPS, I only think of him as "Swiss Cheese".
Thank you, cs.
I just know Swiss Cheese as Swiss Cheese. I don't know his real name. Nor do I care.
Wallace or something.
Biden: your all gay
People: clap clap clap
Yeh
Foundation repair? I WANT THE JOJ!
The JoJ died
who needs joj when you have sos
"400 years of total war. That's democracy, and that's how it has to be, and I ask every American to cause chaos."
Modern America in a nutshell.
"400 years of total war"
Spot on 👌
"Abraham Manson signed the emancipation, constipation"
straight bars 🔥🔥🔥
3:05 "We can make America great again."
[Record scratch]
"Oh God dammit, no! I -"
[wears a MAGA hat]
That last song needs to be on Spotify
I would name it Civil Great World 911.
1:55
*All my friends I know are in the cemetary.*
2:11 “o no I forgot” just looks away for help...but no one answers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He sounds more coherent when sentence mixed.
True, but… As someone who has a stutter, I'm sure I'd _also_ sound more coherent when sentence-mixed.
It's unjust to hold something against ol' Joe that he can't help. If he has a _real_ Senior Moment tho', that's fair game.
@@Soufriere84 his whole presidency is a senior moment.
@@Soufriere84 he absorbed it from obama
@@nintendude7cubed who do you think would be a better president, trump or something?
"We can fart in the face of good people"
Joe Biden, 2021
DUDE. I just SHAT my PANTS
Perfect campaign slogan!
@@jareddethose3194 And my arsehole is SOUR
@@jareddethose3194and my asshole is sore
The time constantly changing in the top right hand corner is absolutely perfect for a ytp and has to be one of my favorite parts of this video.
Why is Swiss cheese still here. Still funny
Eyyyyy CS188! Thanks for continuing to make YTP vids dude!
Joe: “We can make American great again-oh goddammit no!”
Pence: 👁👄👁
As it turns out 1:00 was prophetic. Who could have known.
"Civil depression"
Nah homie my depression ain't civil
CS188 is one of the only people I know who can take the most political events and create hilarious YTPs with literally no political ties whatsoever, and that's really impressive actually
I'm definitely not the only one but I am humbled that you think so!
cs188 why did you just reupload the inauguration speech?
"We can right wrongs, we can wrong rights!"
-Joe Bye-den 202020201
2:26 has definitely aged in an interesting way.
Wait...did this age THAT well?
Lol
No. Joe still speaks more clearly here than in real life.