[YTP] Joe Camel's Anti-Climatic Cancer Culture
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
- Oh great, it's another Joe Biden YTP with a weird title that's probably going to offend somebody!
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“That’s why today I’m making the largest investment ever: 2 dollars” - me spending money after exhausting my entire paycheck
Me subscribing to someone's patreon.
Me buying Geometry Dash off the app store at the age of 10
When Ezmo's earning some spending money, he's expending money!
I'm afraid it's costing 385 million muther-fkkn dollars.
Dang 2 dollars. That truly is the biggest investment ever. He beats my one dollar I used a week ago
You know, people always say American politics are insane, but after seeing this I can't see why. Joe Camel seems completely honest and reasonable
*Toe Camel
Funny that, I have the same reaction with Australian politics after watching TheJuiceMedia. /j
maybeeee
Oi
joe mama
The space conference part felt like a never-ending fever dream lmao.
Finger* dream.
President named finger:
u h
UUHHUU
Galaxies?
"America is defined by one single word: pasta" Man that's so deep he is turning all americans to become italians
This is what The Great Replacement actually is. If they turn all Americans into Italians, we have a better chance of becoming Marios and fighting off the impending Bowser invasion.
🤌🤌🤌
@@BB-te8tc Can I be Yoshi?! 😀
@@BB-te8tc time to bring back the roman empire
@@morpheusgreene2704 Mama Mia!
"Congress is an existential threat to the nation and the world."
At least he's finally being honest.
I was bout to say this lol
the is the most factual statement from a political video ever
I know. Wierd to see something based from cs188
WOW!
@@tuckersguitarfiasco What about being able to sleep anytime when your sleep schedule is abysmal?
"As a president I have a responsibility of not being responsible" lol, what a crazy satire
Also the responsibility to wipe the gunk off a car's windshield in the morning (Just unbelievable!), and to point out Blue's Clues
@@mirandahallisy97
Well Evil orange man gave you peace deals in various Middle Eastern countires that were at war with each other…and almost formalise a peace treaty between the Koreas…
Then Biden took over and those peace deals suddenly disappearedc and Nk is back to how they usually are.
And he had new wars. Oh yeah, Taliban also built back better.
I’d say by virtue of not having another life destroying war is already a large point of comparison.
@@mirandahallisy97 *not true* not trying to argue that’s why I’m not on fucking twitter just stati no my opinion because I know how this shit normally goes
Not trying to argue either, nor do I use social media except RUclips, I just don't believe in politics, simple as that.
@@mirandahallisy97 I don't know... Sure seems like 2019 was really nice compared to now.
The $2 joke made me almost laugh in public, that was close
Oof
4:15 as a Californian I can confirm this is 100% accurate
Lol
Second that confirmation
0:52 "And today, we begin the process of creating confusion"
Sounds like politics lol
@Philly Cheesesteak Nice, a little Phil Collins and Disturbed, awesome! 🤘
@Philly Cheesesteak the ununited state of hysteria
@@mirandahallisy97 The song was written by Mike Rutherford lol
@@Schimnesthai Cool, thanks!
@@ketaminepoptarts Undone States of A**holes 😥🇺🇸
the bit with the fucking fingers and galaxies was astounding. great work as always cs!
Yeah that shit felt like a grand finalé
For some reason 6:07 made me lose it.
GalaxSeeS
6:47 Two "fingers"? 🏳️🌈
Agreed that was the funniest bit
"Congress is literally an existential threat to our nation and the world."
Hell yeah brother preach it!
yes
You've been pooping Biden a lot lately, and I'm in full support of it. Regardless of how you feel about the guy himself, he's extremely memable
Yeah well he's been filling diapers a lot lately, and he's a walking talking gaffe; he needs a full-time support system since he's been in cognitive decline over the years. Neither Biden nor Trump are getting re-elected in 2024, they've both done very poorly. Politics = 🐂💩
All of them were pretty memeable and hilarious. Several Trump and Obama ones made me laugh my ass off.
@@AlphaCodexx197 imo it was an escalation, Obama was okay, Trump was memeable af, but Biden towers over them both easily
@@mav.- They def are but Biden wins by a landslide imo ahah
@@mav.- i think Trump takes the cake, have you seen President Evil 2? if not i highly recommend it.
3:53 I expected the "I can respawn" kid to show up and try to climb the unclimbable tower.
He's selling hoodies
Can someone please tell me the origin of that kid?
@@A_D_H_L Tell him I'll be voting in the 2420 erection
@@franklinbadge1215 ruclips.net/video/C1zzXw34s7U/видео.html
@@franklinbadge1215 seconded
"The entire state of Texas is gay!"
*TEXAS IS TRIGGERED*
YOU CAN’T SAY NOTHING ABOUT TEXAS!
Florida + Texas = 💪us
🏳️🌈
Missed a ram ranch joke opportunity.
I mean it is well known that only steers and queers come from Texas
2:11 "Chuck, the steaks are very high." - Ancient cs188 Reference
Wa
"And today we begin the process of creating confusion"
_crowd applauds and cheers_
Sums the current state of US politics
Confused Screams
Joe Camel knows how to get the JoJ done.
with his friend JoJ Kerry
HoH SiS
*Toe Camel
@@orlandowordsmith6208 *Joj Kerek
But can he wipe out China?
Wasn’t expecting a ytp today but I definitely loved it. I couldn’t stop laughing
CS always uploads the last day of every month It’s a nice thing to look forward to
It's not a joke man! "Circus like laughter continues" It's not a joke!
Wait, that was a YTP? I thought it was just a video of a Biden speech.
I wanna show this to my grandma just to confuse the shit out of her
👺
💀
Do it
Same
LMAOOO
When a YTP sounds like an actual speech that he would give.
No doubt I'd understand Joe Biden through a YTP better than an actual speech
It seems accurate
@@SteveInLava Same.
“Printing more money should solve inflation!”
@@deadman4231 As long as it's only $100 bills.
My man is still to this day making YTPs.
Keep up the great work cs188.
"Since I took office, I took off for three years."
*DUDE, THIS IS TOO REAL*
but it hasn't even been 3 years yet
@@MatingPress He got 2 turns in 1 turn duuuuuuuude
@@Schimnesthai shoutouts to simpleflips
@@jaysefgames1155 YESSS, LETS FING GO LOL
"My mother's ass was a four lane highway, four feet deep and my dad was bangin away- [applause]" suddenly gave strong Eric Andre show vibes
Though I did always say the first season's interveiws on the Eric Andre show seemed to be done more in a YTP style [splicing together the weirdest shit the guest said out of context to make it seem like they went off on an unprompted deranged rant] rather than just essentially pranking people
I'm in full support of Mountain Dew Code Red for Republicans. Even Joe Biden knows it's the beverage of choice for those that love No. 2 pencils.
That was really funny
@@blaizegottman4139 Thank you! Code Red for President!
@@ranpan6082 President code red anytime
"But, you know, here's the deal: You can't actually get pencils in states that are not Pennsylvania." - Donald Trump during his presidency talking to Johnny-Boy
"Thats the gamer's choice"
2:49 "As President, I have the responsibility to _wipe the gunk off a car's windshield_ in the morning" I can't stop laughing at this! XD
If it’s the president’s responsibility in the morning, whose is it for the rest of the day? 🤔
@@TellEmB290 Presumably driving the car
As a Texan, can confirm. More fruits here than an apple orchard
🐿️ YA CAN'T SAY NOTHIN ABOUT TEXAS!!!!!
(It's true)
Trump: "He pass gas"
Biden: "That's simply not true!"
Also Biden: 2:26
Honestly, they both blow.
@@mirandahallisy97 blow mad winds aaaaaaa
I'm glad we were able to learn how many fingers are currently in uranus, I feel enlightened
I'm scared of where those fingers are going next. 😱
@@mirandahallisy97 The Three-Finger Problem
@@theotherther1 I might've've seen some p*rnstars get a whole HAND up in there. 🤮
That "Kathy Kathy Kathy" part got me. 🤣🤣 Well done as usual fam.
I'm wondering if it was some sort of dedication to someone named Kathy...
Maybe Kathy's an old ex-girlfriend of his, who knows?
@@mirandahallisy97 I hope so LOL
"This towering power plant is a powering tower plant, and you can climb it.
No idea why but that killed me.
But don't climb it!
Where the hell was Biden talking from...a landfill?!?
Reclaimed land
Well he did bring a mess
arkanclaus-sossos-sos
Staten Island, same difference.
The Tourette’s guy cough at 2:32 lmao
It's insane how you were the king of YTPs like a decade ago, still are and nobody is anywhere near close to the combination of quality and quantity
Except for Dathings. She's also one of the old greats. ^_^ Also noisepuppet.
It's actually in the needle of sanity. Let's not get csncer from the heavy cables.
YT Pewp is fairly new but hilarious and well-established for being around for just a few years
@@youisiaint - YTPs are actually well over a decade old, dude
@@DiegoRuiz1991 i know that I'm just saying he's a newer pooper that's hilarious and gets tons of views. YT Pewp is his actual handle.
This is more coherent than his actual speeches.
This was more understandable than Joe's actual speeches. I never thought it was possible.
Joe Bidens speeches can be summarized by a single word:
Hilarious and original
@@chill-lady-brook Hillarious yes, original no, true yes
@@trime1015 no to all three of those
@@lukethelegend9705 cope and seethe
I chortled. Guffawed, even.
Hey DaThings! CS188 pooped the guy from Screggton!
That edit at 7:00 is seamless and awesome!
Finally someone pointed it out!
Since 2016, your videos never fail to bring the best out of a bad situation and make us laugh. God bless you, cs188.
he's been around a lot longer than that
Yeah I know, that's just when I discovered him
You somehow made him seem more coherent than he normally is.
4:19 as someone unfortunately living in california, this joke is probably not true but it's funny to make fun of this state anyway
No. It’s true. I happen to live in that apartment.
At this point, I firmly believe that ytps are the only thing that can unite us all.
This is the most coherent he has been in years
4:07 the "don't die" killed me
I just love how culturally educated and aware Biden is, he even learned to speak in Winston Churchill's forbidden tongue💖💖💖
I can't believe how long the GALAXY gag goes on for, hahahahah
"We get cancer NOW" and "Good pain and tears and danger that's fun" made me laugh
"congress is an existential threat" actually true
6:11 "A grain of sand..."
Been watching too much Noisepuppet, thought it was going to go into "A sain of grand..."
Toot
Cs188 poops on all presidents. The consistency is beautiful.
And the current one poops himself. The consistency is lacking though.
"Since I took office, I took off for 3 years."
Well that explains a lot actually.
I can't believe cs188 has to have a disclaimer that YTP doesn't represent his political views.
YTP's always been apolitical and a device for beclowning politics in general (I remember cs himself doing Obama and Trump YTP's with pretty equal humor)
And let's be honest, if you ARE hurt by this YTP, 7:10 is for you.
Forreal. It’s sad he has to say that because he doesn’t wanna get canceled by the liberal woke cult.
"Viewer discretion is advised."
@@ChewyRocksandiscute Lol, you live in your own reality
@@OccasionalNASCARRaces shut up lmao. No need to get triggered by my youtube comment on a YTP video. 😂
@@ChewyRocksandiscute haha really. Cause you are the one that sounds like your agenda gets plastered everywhere. I happen to like the poops of both democrats and republicans. But if anyone is a cult, it's definitely the MAGA people. Can't go anywhere anymore without their propoganda.
I love how cs188 always makes fun of every President since starting the ytps. Unbiased Political humor is the best.
Because all politicians are already jokes
@@Jeremy.Bearemy no truer words have ever been spoken.
Five billion wildfires might be a bit overkill to make steak, Mr. Camel...
"As president, I have a responsibility to not act responsible." Well, that explains a lot. Lmfao 😂 I love these videos so much.
at least hes not a fascist
@@germgoatz2014 "aT LeAsT hE'S NoT a FaScist"
@@BroMaxIII sick burn bro. sure got him 🤡
@@BroMaxIII
i mean. he's right
@@BroMaxIII These people don't even know what facism is smh
The unedited parts and uncomfortable coughs just made this *that* much funnier. Thanks, cs188!
How do you consistently make these things THIS hilarious?
You know it's a good day when cs188 uploads a new YTP video
"Congress is literally an existential threat to our nation, and to the world. WoW."
NO MORE CHICKEN SHIT BUREAUCRACY
@@chongkun 🐓💩
That moment when a ytp is more understandable than the actual president
honestly tho
That's ableist. You can criticize Joe for many things, but do not mock his disability.
Ikr
found the trump supporter
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 I’m saying this from a neutral standpoint...at least Trump could complete his sentences and read a teleprompter.
The fact that I drive on that bridge every day is amazing.
4:38 Sandy actually sounds like a Texan client of mine. They're a wonderful person, btw
every modern president ever 1:06
Oh my god, the beginning of the video is in Brayton Point. It's right next to where I live. I watched it get demolished right at the end of my street. I went camping the exact same week when he visited (it sucked having to watch a livestream of it). Crazy to see it (and the Braga Bridge in the background) in a video.
CS188 YTP Standards Test:
1: JoJ (Passed)
2: YhehY (Passed)
3: Ass Jokes (Passed)
4: Forward-Reverse Jokes (Passed)
5: More JoJ (Passed)
Looks good to me!
6: Product placements (passed)
7: Earrape (passed)
8: References to older YTPs (passed)
As ever, Biden remains on brand.
"and that's why they call him Brand On!"
@@TheGuyWhoIsSitting And that brand is Depend.
This is just what would happen if someone turned off his teleprompter for real.
he's actually making more sense than normal.
glad to see you're keeping the ol billion-million-thousand-hundred gag going. Is that a callback to the new world order acid trip?
if so, all these years later, middle class clamilies are still getting hit with a shit
"Alright, who the flying f**k hit us?!?"
- most people in America, myself included
It feels like a privilege being able to watch a new cs188 video. This is gonna be a hell of a ride and I'm all in for it
I feel like if you left Joe Biden at a podium long enough, the way he speaks in this video would occur naturally.
Joe Biden is one of the select few people who become more coherent through RUclips Poop editing.
It's like that joke about how the drunk people walk normally when on a ship that's rocking, lol
0:58 Soda day, yay!
Can't believe I've been watching you off and on since like 2009; you're like one of the only consistent things I've been able to rely on being there through the years. Wow.
I love how RUclips feels the need to inform us about climate change under the video
Guys, we did it. This got a fact check box put on it, which means that this is canon.
“And since we know Mr. President is 13 Billion years old..”
Eh that’s basically correct.
Well that explains how he was in the Senate for 120 years
That space lecture is the greatest thing I've ever heard. I'm so informed now.
cs188 you're my friends and my favorite YTP creator! We reference so many of your videos and it's great to see you also referencing your old videos in your new stuff.
"He passed gas everywhere"
Boe Jiden: That's simply not true
Not just gas; it's gonna itch when it dries.
6:37 - yes yes i agree
The first president to not need any splicing to make a YTP of him. What a time to be alive
“We’re gonna make sure the ocean is open to pollution, and all the seals in the world are gonna motherfucking die.” 😆
5:47 how old everyone thinks Biden is
Well he was in the senate for 120 years
3:02 dathings reference
Amazing how you make him 10x more honest and coherent here.
"He's not a bad guy at all...I live in his house" 😂😂😂
YTP makes Resident Biden seem a lot more competent and comprehensible than he is unedited.
"This towering power plant is a powering tower plant and you can climb it" 🤣
The only time I can watch him without cringing.
This reminds me of the most cherished time in youtube and to see this in 2022 fills my heart with joy. Thank you
I was halfway expecting Boe Jiden to talk about the importance of taking a pee pee in front of Swiss Cheese.
But not taking a pee-pee ON Swiss cheese?
@@mirandahallisy97 *SIR, PLEASE-*
@@kaden-sd6vb Don't misgender me! Very transphobic!
@@mirandahallisy97 let's try to be serious about it-out it
@@jasonashley9853 About transphobia or about Swiss piss?
Bro edited nothing
>No offense is intended toward Joe Biden
Why not?
Finally, crystal clear, unedited footage of Biden without some bias spin on it. Thanks
This towering power plant is a powering tower plant
"congress is literally an existential threat to our nation and the world"
love him or hate him, he spittin straight facts
this is one of your funnier ones… good job!!!
The changing headline was a nice touch lol
always a pleasure to see a new ytp from cs. don't stop pls
1:09 Totally Accurate
1:08 This aged like fine milk.