[YTP] The Republican PrirP Debubblican
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
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![[YTP] The Republican Debubblican Twoblican](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3oKw0axZkVE/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] PRESIDENT EVIL 2: AMERICA LOSES THE GAME](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YRIhnV5ZVhg/mqdefault.jpg)
The fact that Mike Pen doesn't have his trusty fly on his head disturbs me...
🪰
Hillary has him this week.
He's a ball pen, he's only got one ball, like that taro rist only the uniballer
It's because he's the best vacuum
EW NEWS is the best news network
Poor Governor Anus didn’t get a word out!
Chris Chris Chris Chris supplied all the anus we needed
@russellhunter9951 In the UK he'd be an arse-onist
Verbal constipation
@@cs188
Floor DeSantis wasn’t on-board with most of the plane and simple subjects either. A bit confusing since he looked like a down-to-earth guy, he could’ve wiped himself with the other candidates.
I lived under his regime, it was a good thing he didn't lol
The fact that Chris Christie won with 1% of the vote implies that all the other candidates got
Imagine, just hundreds of candidates, all more or less equally unpopular
Or he won the electoral college
@nurdyguyz I don't think primaries use the electoral college, right? I think it's a popular vote.
@@brothermayihavesomeloops7048 we aren't talking about the primaries he was elected as president
Isn't that just regular democracy?@@gergelygalvacsy2251
I randomly think of “Floor DeSantis” at random times in the day and have to stop myself from laughing uncontrollably
Brother of Governor DiSaster
How do you even go about making a RUclips poop this good? CS's ears must constantly be tuned to words that he can remix.
Good to see you here CZs haha. Glad to see you're cultured as well.
The curse of hearing something and immediately having your brain stop all other activity in favour of coming up with 10 different jokes
USA's political field is already kind of a circus. It almost writes itself.
Makes it even better knowing he’s using sentence mixing and not an ai voice
"Yes... here he says "sure", I bet I could turn that into like 12 unique SUS clips..."
Nikki Hickey definitely won this debate. She was already stealing the show with that part about eliminating 90 million people, but then she dropped a total truthbomb at the end about biden doing 9/11. She was the only one brave enough to say it. She has my vote!
She's definitely played the best social game here
She's being TRUE to the TRUTH
The names lol
(If Biden doing 9/11 became an actual conspiracy I wouldn't be surprised)
That 9/11 bit killed me, maybe my favorite part of the whole ytp
"this decline is not a decline. This is an incline!" followed by boisterous cheering, freakin SENT me. first YTP to make me laugh out loud in years. Incredible
Same. That whole DeSantis speech is my favourite part. The other thing that got me crying the first time was Mike Pence the vacuum.
@@aleksm.1863 the best gotdang vacuum this nation has ever had 🙏
"At the end of 2025 we're actually gonna be fucked"
Amazing foreshadowing
We're already fucked right now.
@@NexusKinTrue
@@NexusKin Because of Trump’s inevitable nomination
Why is everyone freaking out about Project 2025? Just vote in the democrats!
It's the beginning of 2024 and we're already fucked lmao
"Voters say that the cost of groceries is gross."
*That moment when a YTP is more relatable than an actual political debate*
Grocery prices 🤮
Well grocery prices are still going to go up, inflation is going to skyrocket. And before you know it by the time the 2030s comes around it'll be worse than what the 2010s was prior to the 2020s.
And also 'to fight kids and grandkids'.. with all the laws against LGBTQ youth ☹️
@@SuperFlashDriverChill out man, fear mongering won't get us anywhere good
@@emporertheplusle8329I feel sorry for all the kids whose parents went along with this craze. Nearly every child that has gone through this will have lifelong regret. What happened to accepting who you are? It doesn't have permanent health complications or cause you to take drugs forever to keep you in your new form. The money grab by the medical community on this topic is going to have a massive negative impact on future generations.
At this point I would vote for My Pen, even if he is a write-in
ahahahah...
this pun is the reason corporate tax loopholes exist
- sensible chuckle -
Lettuce not forgot Mice Pinkys last words: “in 2025 were gonna be fucked”
Haaaaaa good one 😂
2:51 "Who the heck is this guy? What the fuck is he doing?"
That joke is perfect, because that's exactly how I feel about Vivek Ramaswamy.
Who?
@@stevenswapp4768 *SWAAWS*
?????
He's a doppelganger!
3:14 “Well, I don’t care what I care about because I forgot what I care about” is pretty fitting for these politicians 😂
This oughta be the BEST part of this YTP 😂
I gotta say, in an age of oversaturated AI scripting it is SOOO refreshing to hear some quality sentence mixing, better none than by CS.
Ikr
I think AI scripting should be used as a last resort, as in if you can't find a source with the person saying that word.
Does there really exist AI sentence mixers?
RUclips Poop never died; it just receded to the dank corners of RUclips.
@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819it's like a luxury five course dinner
Honestly this election cycle is so absurd it almost doesn’t need the YTP treatment. Almost.
The clown who occupies that office hates all of us. One of these people (or President Trump) MUST defeat his sleepy and creepy ass once and for all.
The only sensible Republican, Will Hurd, wasn't even on stage to debate. And for Democrats, nobody has even attempted to run. Other than an anti-vaxxer.
What? It's just standard garbage candidates making promises they won't keep. Democrats will be the same. No different from previous cycle
@insideimagery133 Trump will win the repub primary and the seethe from both sides will be hilarious
@@smoli You are literally just begging for death and stupidity
If you are in it for the memes and hilarity, you are a fucked up human being. Why can't anyone say all republicans are bad, as a leftist I don't like Biden at all since he's just a less flavorful version of the systems that the republicans already put in place.
"I think unquestionably, I'm the best vacuum"
I agree, Mike.
*Chris chris chris chris farts*
*My Pen sniffs up fart*
I can never trust political YTP's because they make the politicians smarter than they actually are. Spectacular editing from one of the YTP gods!!
The Depubican Rebate had me in tears. "The American Drain" 😂
the Republicans might as well actually be like this.
@@lucacianflone4128if they were I’d vote for them
It's a Downward Spiral.
@@TalpaTulpaI like these republicans. They're the most sensible politicians I've seen in a decade.
@@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970 ok
"Lemme smash"
"No, Ron"
fucking killed me 💀
4:06 Swaaws interjecting "TWO PERCENT??" was so fucking funny for some reason
"I will let you down"
Wasted opportunity for a rickroll lmao
"Every time you see him he's gotta FART" lmfao
Chris Christie confirmed to be the source of America's natural gas.
"Listen, he passed gas"
"That's simply not true"😅
QUICK HE HAS GAS, GET THE ARMY TO START INVADING HIS ASS!
He’s certainly fat enough
I just imagine CS rubbing his hands together like a villain when Chris Christie made that "hohhh" sound.
My Pen smacking his lips
1:29
Don’t you mean Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris?
That they spend as a dollar...
I come back to this poop just for that bit, it lives rent-free in my head and slays me everytime.
Thanks, cs188
dammit CS! Only 0:48 seconds in, and you make me spit out my food with the "former arsonist" still holding the freaking gasoline... you gotta warn us man
“MEMES ARE HURTING THE QUALITY OF LIFE” -Ron DeSantis
aka Son DeRantis, his alter ego.
"And I WILL let you down" should be every politician's slogan now
Finally, an honest American politician!
Ya think?
I WILL be a fool to myself
He's gonna give you up, let you down and he's never gonna give you desert
nnWWOOOOWWNn
"At the end of 2025 we are actually gonna be fucked."
Truer words have never been spoken.
First time in 8 years I've agreed with My Pen
We’re all gonna die
I can respawn
@@cckiller0053but I can’t
@@cckiller0053 the first president ate cs188
"I come from a town of 300 people."
"Well, I don't care." 😂
1:30 “i was elected with 1% of the vote”
That got me. So subtle but hilarious
It implies that all the other candidates got less than 1% of the vote.
Nearly spit my drink when Chris said "I was elected with 1% of the vote."
I voted for DeMuro, he promised to give every car parked on my street a high butt score.
...but not really!
@@SnakeOfBacon (Tagline of every politician in the US.)
THIS……is saas
Demuro so we can get every car on the road reviewed
Especially the 1933 booty eater, the freaky car that noone cares about
Mike Pence: *”at the end of 2025 we’re actually gonna be f-ked“*
🤣🤣🤣
Love the profile! Keep it going! We need all the support!
1:17 *”We will be lousy again in this country and I will let you down.”*
Realist commentary every by a politician. 😂
I don't know who could watch these debates and not think that America needs some serious foundation repair
If I had to vote for Sanders all over again, I'd do it because he gets it done right the first time.
Also need some lipstick, some blush and eyeshadow
HOH SIS for president!
@@SonicBoone56Every working class American deserves their fair share & should be allowed to go take a pee pee
and they wanna save a lot of money, right?
Oooh boy, I love a good political Ytp debate
Lord Jake had some good ones back in the day.
@@dannysupersell1798only 100.000?
@@ibrahimzonbia155a number like 6 million would just be silly
KENERGY
I might not be a fan of politics(outside of the historical aspects), but I still love this whole series of using political news as sources.
Me: "I only deal with political discourse from a trusted source."
The Source:
👆
I think this is more coherent than the actual debate was
This video is like perfect English speech compared to j*e b*den 🤮
@@FluffernaterGross
@@skydiamsteam6005 ikr
@@FluffernaterHe can give good speeches sometimes, he just hides his power level
@@WiloPolis03 his 100 percent is forming a WHOLE 2 coherent sentences about ice cream bruh
I’m disappointed with how out of touch these candidates are.
None of them wanted to wipe out China.
He was right! President Obama was right... (echoes)
They'll probably blame me but more importantly they'll blame him but more importantly they'll blame me but more importantly I wanna blame him *shoots lasers*
WEE NEE TO WIPE OUT CHINA
*_insert large trump mouth here_*
And nobody even credits Flexta McSignals for all his hard work :((((((((
"who the heck is this guy and what the f*** is he doing" - sounds about right 😂😂😂😂
"I don't care about what I care about because I forgot what I care about"
yeah that pretty much sums up politics
So this is American democracy...
I vote for the Floor...
I, personally LOVE lolitics
I prefer to spell it with a hyphen for a reason
@@cs188 oh NO
💀 you love what?
Whah
LOL! AS IN “LAUGHING OUT LOUD!” THAT’S WHAT HE MEANT BY IT! HOLY MOLEY BE CAREFUL WITH THATT! HYPHENS!
Floor DeSantis is the new Flexta McSignals
I played this to my 60 year old father.
He died of laughter.
You know when the old people are laughing, you've hit gold.
(He isn't dead, sorry about the terrible wording.)
R. I. L.
Your dad will be missed. My condolences.
I just god darn realized I worded this SO wrong. Sorry guys. Don't worry, my father isn't dead... Yet. He's close to though.
@@HerbertEnterprises Damn, he's close to dying?? Sorry to hear that! Hope things get better for him.
IMO your political videos have always been your finest content for over 10 years now. I remember watching Obama and Romney arguing about production being up or down like it was just yesterday. You haven't lost your touch my man, this was incredible!
The production was down. That's sus. The production was down. That's sus. The production was down. That's sus. The production was down. Governor Romney, shut up!
I WANNA SPIT ON YOU, GOVERNOR….
They still haven't bought that pipeline in front Seven Eleven and Macy's....
@@lachlankeddie7 that's because Obama got lost in Payless
Oh my god, I didn't realize how long I too have been watching this channel!
I can't believe it has been 14 years since I discovered the wonders of cs188 and the twisted world of youtube poops and the quality is still just as awesome now then it was 14 years ago
Back during the days of Legend of The The The The The.
Crazy, that’s about the same time I discovered YTP’s as well and now I’m finally making some of my own
"We will be lousy again in this country and I will let you down" finally, an honest politician.
Finally, a coherent political debate that focused on the issues.
Swaass was definitely one of the biggest contenders. He showed us how we could all be lettuce and informed us that our milk was at 2%. He’s getting my vote!
Not to mention he wrote his own book with a total of 36 lessons in it. My favorite one is Sermon 69.
Not to mention he'll do somethin' about it, and he'll do somethin' about it, and he'll shoe somethin' about it, and he'll _Two somethin' about it._
@@ambiarock590 He'll use his power of CHIM to the benefit (or detriment) of the entire universe.
"At the end of 2025, we're actually gonna be fucked."
That's the best line in this whole video, because it's completely true.
"As a conservative conservalican" had me dying
Finally, someone is treating this debate with the respect it deserves.
Somebody didn't read the disclaimer
@@sirpsychosussynah, they're valid
As someone who lives 20 miles away from Milwaukee, I can confirm that Chris Chris cut up the entire population of Milwaukee to death with his knife.
Ahh that would explain why I haven't been able to reach my friend in MKE:(
And polluted the air from passing gas
3:55 made me absolutely short circuit
“I won’t even talk.” *first shot of audience applauding, cheering loudly*
This video will impact who I vote for
best comment
I would vote for mr. Pen here anyway, but now when I know that he is the best, all my doubts are gone completely.
Lmao
I’ll vote for T00T
As it should.
This gave me a very good laugh, I love the work you do
Hey, many thanks! 😁 Every dollar that you spend is a dollar that you spend is a dollar that you spend is a dollar that you spend is a d
@@cs188 you can tell it's genuine because he went out of his way to sentence-mix his response
@@cs188All the money you save with us goes back to us in the form of money. Yenom.
thanks for reuploading the debates. It's exactly as i remembered it.
2:28 Made me genuinely laugh out loud. The dude's voice actually being muffled by his lack of mouth is such a short but funny bit
Unfortunately, Swiss Cheese died to a cheese grater and could not be present for this debate.
He died from resisting Cathy Mitchel 😔
Finally, the true debate. Thank you for the video man, keep up the great work!
Man, this brings me back to the good ole YTP days. Keep up the great work, my dude!
"Two something about it" got me real good, nice job as always CS!
The intro of an OG YTP "Legends Of The Hidden Genitals!"😂
I still plan on making a new Legends YTP which will be 100x better
@@cs188 With our guide, Geronimo The Fearsome Apache Warrior?😜
@@cs188That video is already amazing, so I'm looking forward to it.
@@cs188"Gotta watch out for the s#!+. Oh yeah, the $#!+ will really slow ya down!"
“MEXICAN CAWK”
"Former New Jersey Jerk" Sums up Christie quite well honestly
Former???
@@RatPfink66 True, he still sucks
This is the only correct way to watch American politics.
This edit is strangely comforting
Mike Pen will never win-he will shortly run out of ink
If this was the actual dialogue, I'd probably get into
politics
It was more insane than the edits. I love US politics much more than that of any other country even my own because it's so beyond parody. They are fucking insane
@@emporioalnino4670 UK and a few others come close
and I do something about it,
and I shoe something about it,
and I TWO something about it
I'm so glad this guy is still around creatinf YTPs
How is it even possible to consistently make ytps this good. Bruh been with you since well before the mlpytp era. You're a legend. Never change
The pence nose vacuum was top notch, and the lemme smash meme felt nostalgic even though I didn't care for it in it's hey-day. Very well done.
Cs188, I just want you to know how much I celebrate YTP creators like you that keep the hilarious art of sentence mixing alive in this age of AI generated voices.
The whole time Chris Christie was taking was pure comedy gold. YTPs like this are great examples of the times where you just need to sit back and have a good laugh at the absolute circus that’s happening before you! 10/10 definitely subscribed!
“I don’t care what I care about…because I forgot what I care about” - pretty much sums up American politics right there
"At the end of 2025, we're going to be f**ked."
For once, he speaks truth.
1:24 “the state of Florida will succeed as a country” * breaks apart from the US and drifts off in to sea” 😂 I bet that’s DeSatan’s dream right there 😂
"I pledge to you, if I'm not your president, the state of Florida will secede as a country."
You mean, it hasn't already at this point?
He stepped down from the primary & Florida is still part of the US. *Insert so that was a total lie meme*
This September, we still never get bored with His YTP video. This one should be my favorite.
New He lore just dropped!
oh my god, He's god
I love how you make these political ytps they absolutely crack me up especially how you make these people look. It's all satire of course
3:09 buy one get one deals be like
"at the end of 2025 we're actually gonna be fucked"
it has been written in prophecy. I will be back to report on whether it became true or not.
"I will let you down" hey, an honest statement from Ron.
I remember watching the 2012 debate poops & laughing my ass off. 23 year old me is still here laughing at these
I’ve watched this like 6 times. I need one for the 2nd primary debate
He needs to 2 something about it
3:20 Nikki “Millions Must Die” Haley
"I pledge to you, if I am not your president, the state of Florida will secede!"
I lol'd. It's funny because it'll probably end up being true
Should have never let them back in the first time. Third District until they can act like a republic for once.
Florida is just the inversion of Cali
1:23 - 1:28
@@doomsdayrabbit4398 Chill out dude I just made a joke
@@Kyle-ql9kminstead of having homeless people they just murder the homeless
4:43 I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's bad climate change policy.
Nose Biden
3:47
@@GalistiaGo away
It's kind of depressing we're no longer going to have YTP videos with Ron DeSaster
2:51 ''Who the heck is this guy and wtf is he doing'' No wonder nobody knew what SWAAWS does
I love how “just believe me, don’t watch” has become cs188’s slogan.
4:44 I couldn’t stop laughing for about 10 minutes!
That's bad climate change policies-
1:27 Well Floor, you're not the President. I'm still waiting for Florida to Secede. Why haven't you kept your pledge?
I swear, this RUclipsr makes the funniest YTPs. 😂
Ever since the Citizen Brain left, I've been dying to see new political YTPs, so thank you for making this.
Also, that 9/11 joke at the end man 😂
I certainly "debated" for a while if I wanted to leave that joke in. But I wanted to go out with a bang!
@cs188 love your videos keep up the good work but the 9/11 joke did get me also
I miss Citizen Brain's YTPs
@@cs188 More like a crash.
Love how you have different edits to that "FOX NEWS" in the corner in eaxh scene, details likes these makes these videos so rewatchable
As a New Jerseyan, "Former New Jersey Jerk" is about the most accurate title to give Chris^11
Bye bye Florida
Cs188's commitment to being 100% apolitical with these types of uploads is really impressive
Sadly, the same can’t be said for people in the comments.
@@winter2716 Yeahhhhhh but that's kind of inevitable
@@winter2716everyone has been making jokes. I feel like you are just making this imaginary conflict up just to make this comment
@@ligma212 Try sorting by “newest.” That’s where I saw all the serious political comments before.
i don't see how anyone, no matter how they lean, couldn't find this shit absolutely hilarious.