Why You DON'T Need a New Lawn Mower | James Gregory

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @Dakota-bowlin69
    @Dakota-bowlin69 6 месяцев назад +44

    RIP James Gregory, you were one of the best comedians ever. You will be truly missed rest in peace

  • @nuel34
    @nuel34 Год назад +69

    I truly believe he is one of the best story tellers ever. Certainly one of the funniest I’ve ever listened to.

  • @teresawigton8319
    @teresawigton8319 Год назад +47

    His mannerisms are awesome and stories too .love this man

  • @maryrunyon7
    @maryrunyon7 7 месяцев назад +24

    Rest in peace, you bought so much joy to so many people ❤️❤️❤️

    • @claudiaporter4269
      @claudiaporter4269 3 месяца назад +2

      So true. I listen to this and still LAUGH.

  • @MasonGoodwin-es4cp
    @MasonGoodwin-es4cp 7 месяцев назад +20

    This is one of my favorite skits he ever did😂😂😂

  • @wagstag89
    @wagstag89 2 года назад +116

    James Gregory is so accurate with his delivery and the way he tells a story. He always takes me right back to Louisiana sitting in the kitchen listening to my grandmaw and aunts gossip and tell stories. Same with Jerry Clowers and some of the men in my family and southern Baptist preachers I grew up around

    • @beverlymccollum8861
      @beverlymccollum8861 2 года назад +8

      Betty you are so right.This man is not only very funny but he is an adorable person, too.

    • @theloneranger8725
      @theloneranger8725 Год назад +4

      His story telling ability reminds me very much of old Lewis Grizzard from Georgia. I have several of Lewis' books that absolutely left me in stitches. We lost Lewis much too young in 1994 at the age of 47.

    • @juliestevens0426
      @juliestevens0426 Год назад +1

      he reminds me of Lewis Grizzard

  • @jerryumfress9030
    @jerryumfress9030 Год назад +14

    This is the funniest set that I've ever seen James gregory perform, and he's done a bunch of them!

  • @kellygarner4041
    @kellygarner4041 Год назад +57

    I love it when a comedian starts cracking up at their own jokes! It makes it that much funnier 😭

  • @SomeBuddy777
    @SomeBuddy777 4 года назад +433

    This guy is great. Tells it like it is. Us Southeners can appreciate the authenticity of it all. One or more of his characters is in each of our families!!! 😂

    • @davidswindell2305
      @davidswindell2305 4 года назад +15

      You got it brother. He reminds me of my family in N.C. It's a whole different world since I left there 35 years ago. I lived in VA, NY, NJ, and OH now. Damn I miss it. I will get back and live in the South before I croak :)

    • @SomeBuddy777
      @SomeBuddy777 4 года назад +8

      @@davidswindell2305 Come back after the lockdown is over, and we'll fry you up a mess a catfish, onion hushpuppies and cajun spice fries. A big ol platter, so big, a serious eater could hurt hisself on it! But we'll hafta save them filets for them babies, so they won't go to swallerin no fishbones. But if they do, we'll just feed em a piece a light bread. And caint nobody drink no milk, unnhh uh. Sweet tea!

    • @EzElegance
      @EzElegance 4 года назад +7

      Right? Every southerner has that overeating great aunt we see once a year 😂

    • @davidhunt8456
      @davidhunt8456 4 года назад +13

      I died when he said Cecil soaked in the tub so much it rusted his butt the used WD40🤣🤣🤣🤣💗

    • @jimjoslyn7222
      @jimjoslyn7222 4 года назад +13

      If you're a southerner a true Southerner you're laughing with him if you're a northern you're laughing at him Big Damn difference in my eyes

  • @Mosely2007
    @Mosely2007 4 года назад +218

    This man has told the funniest stories for decades. Facial expressions help seal the deal. Thanks for posting! 👍👏✌️

  • @carriholt3438
    @carriholt3438 2 года назад +68

    I love this guy…he even cracks himself up which is awesomeness

  • @mikesmith1788
    @mikesmith1788 4 года назад +110

    I have seen James Gregory 5-6 times. Once he gets you laughing you won't stop till the end of the show. Love this man !!!! Listen to as much of him as possible. Hope to see you again real soon. Keep up the great work bro.

  • @MacJank7
    @MacJank7 Год назад +49

    This dude reminds me of one of dad’s buddies that would be the funniest person at the bbq get together. Story telling like this is a dying art.

  • @troythegreat7369
    @troythegreat7369 4 года назад +49

    I wish my father was still here because he would love this comedian. Our family and friends from where we are from (born) are just like this.

  • @williammorris584
    @williammorris584 9 месяцев назад +8

    James Gregory’s opus of work needs to be preserved in the Library of Congress as documentation of a period of American history.
    It’s a perfect record of everything about the latter years of the Greatest Generation.

  • @annsowers4591
    @annsowers4591 4 года назад +560

    The funny part is if you are Southern you know he is talking about somebody we know. LOL

  • @katherinekerbow8344
    @katherinekerbow8344 Год назад +10

    I do not know where this man has been all my life...but he is the most funny southerner I have ever heard...damn close to the best comedian!!!! Just luv him and fe makes my days or nights better.....

  • @robertbragg9364
    @robertbragg9364 3 года назад +58

    I can't believe I just found him in the last week. He's gotta be the funniest I've heard in a long time. 🤣

  • @deborahabernathy1757
    @deborahabernathy1757 4 года назад +39

    Love him,love him. That's just the way it is in the South!!

  • @vincentbelfire2873
    @vincentbelfire2873 4 года назад +131

    Love his stories. He makes me think of Jerry Clower, who I just loved listening too

    • @ronshaver8074
      @ronshaver8074 4 года назад +6

      Couldn't agree more. Saw him perform in Charlotte NC Authentic Southern Humor.

    • @groundeffects3032
      @groundeffects3032 4 года назад +3

      Sounds just like em too.

    • @shaehix1669
      @shaehix1669 4 года назад +4

      Knock em ouuuuut john

    • @crimson3833
      @crimson3833 4 года назад +6

      @@shaehix1669 Shoot up here amongst us, one of us has got to have some relief!

    • @pamelam7026
      @pamelam7026 4 года назад +4

      I thought he was Jerry when I first heard him. He would go to the Lake City Tobacco Festival in SC every year. This man here is hilarious.

  • @deborahabernathy1757
    @deborahabernathy1757 2 года назад +13

    Ain't it the truth, southern and proud of it, some of the best people in the world, if nothing else we laugh a lot!

  • @andiparker8286
    @andiparker8286 4 года назад +194

    I’ve seen him twice. My face hurt from laughing so much. He reminds me of so many people in my family, it’s crazy 😂

    • @virginiamattingly7795
      @virginiamattingly7795 4 года назад +5

      You are hilarious !!

    • @warrenfloyd1484
      @warrenfloyd1484 4 года назад +4

      Yup!

    • @imjustmetoo7419
      @imjustmetoo7419 4 года назад +5

      Reminds me of my area here in Alabama. Use to be how he tells it...and for my area, it still is. Lol

    • @renewedmind8460
      @renewedmind8460 4 года назад +3

      @@imjustmetoo7419 same here from cortland in Lawrence co

    • @gailtaylor1636
      @gailtaylor1636 4 года назад +2

      He's heard me talk...about anything.

  • @michaelryan5450
    @michaelryan5450 4 года назад +44

    This guy makes me laugh like a fool thank you James Gregory you are the funniest man in America

    • @ronnietarnacke5153
      @ronnietarnacke5153 4 года назад

      Actually , he's probably not even the funniest guy in his household.

    • @Esther-hr7wn
      @Esther-hr7wn 2 года назад

      Hello Michael

  • @lucyhad.9362
    @lucyhad.9362 4 года назад +71

    Haven't laughed so much for a very long time
    He's so funny.

  • @qualityinnrichmondky
    @qualityinnrichmondky 4 года назад +24

    I have seen him live like 3 times.. and loved him each time.. such a funny man!!

  • @jodyhaney6321
    @jodyhaney6321 4 года назад +25

    He is hilarious! I have been watching him for years and he just keeps getting better!

  • @randyalexander1279
    @randyalexander1279 4 года назад +16

    One of the funniest men I've heard in my 50 yrs.

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 4 года назад +83

    "I told 'em, I said..."
    The beginning of every great Southern tale, or gossip, known to man.

    • @canecorsomom2023
      @canecorsomom2023 3 года назад +8

      And followed by "well you know how she is"

    • @m_d1905
      @m_d1905 3 года назад +6

      @@canecorsomom2023 There may even be a "bless their heart" in there too.

    • @hduke1459
      @hduke1459 3 года назад +2

      I wonder how many cousins have married each other w/o knowing it?

    • @deltonkillen8024
      @deltonkillen8024 3 года назад +5

      My grandfather would start every tale with "I got a fish story". It might be about hunting, fishing, cutting fire wood, or anything. When he said "fish story", you automatically was sceptical about the truth of it.

  • @billycampbell854
    @billycampbell854 3 года назад +114

    It takes a Southerner to understand a Southerner.

    • @stevevlietstra629
      @stevevlietstra629 3 года назад +5

      True. I'm from WI and don't understand what's so cold in TX. 25 degrees Is sweatshirt weather.

    • @theodorenugent9787
      @theodorenugent9787 3 года назад +2

      Idk man. George Carlin said once that even though he didn't like Jerry. Clower, he thought he was hilarious and had what he would call PERFECT timing.

    • @billsmafiahitman7537
      @billsmafiahitman7537 2 года назад

      Amen

    • @au7-721
      @au7-721 Год назад

      You mean you think the world ends at the county line?

    • @Danno_GK
      @Danno_GK 6 месяцев назад

      Does it? Cause I’m from the north of England and I understand every word he’s saying.

  • @timhixon1971
    @timhixon1971 7 месяцев назад +6

    RIP James. I will miss your stories.

  • @randyalexander1279
    @randyalexander1279 4 года назад +70

    My Dad is 84 yrs old, and he's explained my Daddy to a T. 💯😂

    • @ronnietarnacke5153
      @ronnietarnacke5153 4 года назад +1

      Really? Your daddy must me a real special person . Bless his heart, I bet he gets lost in the grocery store.

  • @suzannelawler5553
    @suzannelawler5553 4 года назад +10

    I love this man. Knows how to make you laugh

  • @scotta9114
    @scotta9114 2 года назад +5

    James Gregory is so funny. Our favorite of all time. Wait for another video of his to be published.

  • @debrarichert1092
    @debrarichert1092 4 года назад +27

    I have watched him in concerts live and videos and he is the funniest guy. Today we need to laugh.

  • @williamstyers4264
    @williamstyers4264 4 года назад +47

    I knew the WD-40 was coming. LOL Gotta love James Gregory.

  • @lindaborg6943
    @lindaborg6943 4 года назад +50

    Not only the funniest man in America, the funniest man in the world!

  • @SGTJDerek
    @SGTJDerek 4 года назад +49

    What makes it the funniest is it's based on TRUTH for Us lucky enough to have been raised South of the Mason Dixon Line.

    • @algreen6485
      @algreen6485 4 года назад +3

      Check out Lewis Grizzard

    • @SGTJDerek
      @SGTJDerek 4 года назад +2

      @@algreen6485 love LG. Saw him in person long ago.

    • @ronnietarnacke5153
      @ronnietarnacke5153 4 года назад

      Why do you wear your ignorance like a badge of honor . Your probably as dumb as this clown is not funny . Bless your heart , you're special.

    • @ronnietarnacke5153
      @ronnietarnacke5153 3 года назад

      @Southern By Birth my momma left me on the teeth too long? No wonder you're a fan of this clown. You make about as much sense and are just as not funny as him .

    • @bullofthewoods9374
      @bullofthewoods9374 3 года назад +1

      he is hilarious. much like jerry clowers/ classic clean fun

  • @scott27288
    @scott27288 4 года назад +157

    When he gets tickled at himself thats the best part! Hilarious!

    • @MitchellGWhitehead
      @MitchellGWhitehead 4 года назад +9

      It really is hilarious we he starts laughing

    • @jerrycraig6522
      @jerrycraig6522 4 года назад +7

      And when the audience starts laughing harder then he gets tickled!!!

    • @Jack21Spades
      @Jack21Spades 4 года назад +7

      He did EVERYTHING he could to keep composure... heeheehee...damn near fell off the stage.

    • @ronnietarnacke5153
      @ronnietarnacke5153 4 года назад +1

      No the best part is when the video ends .

  • @GLoLChibs
    @GLoLChibs Год назад +17

    I lost count of how many times old men on lawnmowers tried to go through the drive-thru when I worked in fast food.

  • @blountfarms3660
    @blountfarms3660 4 года назад +8

    I just love him. Seen him live numerous times, still get tickled

  • @heidimeigs3109
    @heidimeigs3109 4 года назад +12

    I am a legally born US citizen. But I identify as a Southerner. 👍👍👍🥰🥰🥰

  • @sherrylevart8447
    @sherrylevart8447 4 года назад +10

    He is awesome I could listen to him e every day he brightens my days

  • @pamelamercer1510
    @pamelamercer1510 4 года назад +17

    He's so funny...love his stories

  • @knothardly4727
    @knothardly4727 4 года назад +25

    Truly the funniest guy in the country.

  • @marcyanderson4268
    @marcyanderson4268 3 года назад +11

    He is sooooo funny!! He make me smile 😃every time I listen to him.🤣😂🤣😂

  • @feleciapique9826
    @feleciapique9826 4 года назад +29

    ALWAYS TELLS IT LIKE IT IS LOVE THIS GUY😂😂

  • @RameyRocks
    @RameyRocks 4 года назад +28

    Been listening to James Gregory since I was a kid back in the 80s. my husband and I went to see him a couple of years ago at The comedy catch in Chattanooga Tennessee. We had crappy seats but still had a blast! It was a rat, a RAT... a damn rat!

    • @usmadgirl3074
      @usmadgirl3074 2 года назад +2

      That's where I saw him many decades ago! He was hilarious then & still is now!🤣

  • @donaldspeck9212
    @donaldspeck9212 Год назад +1

    The most ! By far !
    Most informative video on 4.6/5.4
    THANK YOU

  • @NaNana-ey6jk
    @NaNana-ey6jk 3 года назад +3

    Thank you for keeping it clean!

  • @phillipsmith770
    @phillipsmith770 3 года назад +2

    James, Yes, you are the Funniest Man in America. Thank you.

  • @sunnysquires3030
    @sunnysquires3030 Год назад +4

    I know folks like these nutty folks James talks about!!! He has it perfect

  • @greggminkoff6733
    @greggminkoff6733 2 года назад +5

    James, your delivery and your timing is absolutely perfect.
    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 4 года назад +21

    Tell 3 stories to tell 1 story. Classic

    • @marshabass7792
      @marshabass7792 3 года назад +1

      That's the way it's done in the South !

  • @davidhunt8456
    @davidhunt8456 4 года назад +49

    That weed eater bumble bee lol. And he wore those bifocals and when he looked down he was so proud 🤣🤣🤣🙌

    • @mack1712
      @mack1712 4 года назад +6

      That bumble bee looked like a buzzard!!!!!!

  • @steveshooter9010
    @steveshooter9010 Год назад +1

    This may be the funniest comedian I've ever listened to.. ..never heard of him before today!

  • @WhiskyForBeginners
    @WhiskyForBeginners Год назад +4

    Cain't nobody do comedy like a southerner. 🤠

  • @karenduncan7135
    @karenduncan7135 4 месяца назад

    yes. never heard anyone like him. best comedian ever.

  • @lequitahartfield2886
    @lequitahartfield2886 2 года назад +7

    This guy is the real deal there's laughs without a bunch of filthy talk

  • @Jpriest13
    @Jpriest13 4 года назад +17

    "He cut through his neighbor's yards."😂

  • @jacquelinejenkins2616
    @jacquelinejenkins2616 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love James Gregory!!! ❤ "He rusted his butt!"
    😂😂😂

  • @christianhildebrand1713
    @christianhildebrand1713 4 года назад +48

    Trouble was his wife didn't wear bifocals 😂😂😂😂

  • @heels92
    @heels92 Год назад +7

    I have followed and seen him live a couple of times. Funny thing is my father-in-laws name is Cecil. He is 82 years old and takes his riding mower out and mows his grass whether or not it needs it. 😂

    • @larrydouglas8655
      @larrydouglas8655 Год назад +2

      Hope he don't have a neighbor with a wheelchair

    • @jrnfw4060
      @jrnfw4060 Год назад +1

      Gives the old geeser something to do.

  • @roxannemoser
    @roxannemoser 4 года назад +20

    He was chasing bumblebees with it 🤣

    • @barryfitzhugh856
      @barryfitzhugh856 Год назад

      Don't know about you, Roxanne, but it took me two minutes to successfully pick myself up off the floor after rolling around in uncontrollable 😃 stress-relieving laughter😂. James Gregory is a Comedic Genius 🤔 🏆 👏.

  • @jjlockridge4237
    @jjlockridge4237 Год назад +4

    Ironically I had to sit through a Cub Cadet commercial before I could watch this.

  • @marybetz1775
    @marybetz1775 4 года назад +13

    He is hilarious 😂. Love ❤️ him. He cracks me up.

  • @tammywaters7351
    @tammywaters7351 4 года назад +5

    Funniest man I’ve ever seen. Love those stories

  • @johnwagner8312
    @johnwagner8312 2 года назад +3

    Mr. Gregory, Sir, you are one funny man. Thank you for the laughs. 😂😂😂

  • @litho1941
    @litho1941 Год назад +2

    One of the best!!!

  • @greggminkoff6733
    @greggminkoff6733 2 года назад +10

    The funniest parts are when he's trying to hold it together and keep himself from laughing and breaks down.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tony.kmullinsstudio818
    @tony.kmullinsstudio818 3 года назад +7

    I love to see a comic get tickled at his own stuff. :)

  • @jamieseales2386
    @jamieseales2386 4 года назад +15

    He is just so funny!! Makes my side hurt! 😂

  • @toscatattertail9813
    @toscatattertail9813 3 года назад +9

    before my dad died, but after he lost his drivers license due to visions issues, he would get on his riding mower, and ride where ever he wanted to go...to the store..to the post office box. and because he took the mower blades off, no one ever stopped him, they just waved at him and grinned.
    Ohh Mom was always saying "we will just put it on the sears card" she had one in her name, one in daddy's and kept them both maxed.

  • @JWells-mz1jr
    @JWells-mz1jr 2 года назад +3

    Bless his ❤️

  • @dvanscotty6577
    @dvanscotty6577 3 года назад +12

    Hilarious especially when he laughs at hiself before the joke😂

  • @barbaraepperson1551
    @barbaraepperson1551 4 года назад +5

    LOVE love love love ❤️😃🥰💜💕💝🥰❤️ James Gregory. He's so funny

  • @rhondaproctor7985
    @rhondaproctor7985 Год назад +2

    love this man.

  • @phillipbishop6013
    @phillipbishop6013 4 года назад +4

    Best comedian EVER!

  • @maryhickel1477
    @maryhickel1477 2 года назад +1

    Glory to you.Bless you!

  • @kelleystephens6752
    @kelleystephens6752 4 года назад +12

    I have this on vhs, I ABSOLUTELY love it, can't watch it without laughing everytime!!!!🤣🤣🤣😂Love me some James!!!!💙

  • @benthomas4246
    @benthomas4246 4 года назад +12

    He said he didn’t see a damn thing 😂😂😂

  • @urmedusa84
    @urmedusa84 7 месяцев назад +2

    RIP comedy king!!

  • @robertlovette4149
    @robertlovette4149 4 года назад +4

    My favorite comedians. James Gregory Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy

    • @kristitaylor5790
      @kristitaylor5790 4 года назад

      Me too- I loved Robin Williams but he always got me thinking about his sad eyes.Wished I could've hugged him....🐙

  • @inawright1024
    @inawright1024 2 года назад +3

    This is so true I grew up in a Baptist southern home 😂

  • @davidkettell6236
    @davidkettell6236 2 года назад +1

    HIS TIMING IS AMAZING,

  • @mistersmith3986
    @mistersmith3986 2 года назад +3

    I lived in the South for 12 years and can confirm this story to be true!!!

  • @Gods2ndFavoriteBassPlyr
    @Gods2ndFavoriteBassPlyr 2 года назад +3

    Been laughing at this guy for over 30 years. Whatever "IT" is.... he has IT.

  • @barbarapurvishunter7215
    @barbarapurvishunter7215 4 года назад +4

    I had to reapply my eye makeup--I laughed until I cried--I needed this tonight. Thank .

  • @Dakota-bowlin69
    @Dakota-bowlin69 2 года назад +2

    James Gregory you really are the funniest man

  • @walterbriggs272
    @walterbriggs272 3 года назад +3

    Well, ya know the way he tells it!
    I can watch this every day and it’s funny

  • @patmason7276
    @patmason7276 4 года назад +6

    Love him on John Boy and Billy.

  • @DSToNe19and83
    @DSToNe19and83 Год назад +5

    “Trouble was… his wife didn’t wear bifocals”
    🍻

  • @PafMedic
    @PafMedic 2 года назад +6

    Someone Needs To Stop This Man Before He Hurts Someone😂😂😂😂

    • @derrickbailey5167
      @derrickbailey5167 2 года назад

      My sentiments exactly!!! 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

  • @gregorylawson3846
    @gregorylawson3846 4 года назад +2

    I love listening to this man

  • @arttorres-x1q
    @arttorres-x1q 10 месяцев назад

    Can't hear enough from this beautiful comic

  • @claudedalton8970
    @claudedalton8970 2 года назад +1

    LOVE YOU JAMES!👍

  • @janicesullivan8942
    @janicesullivan8942 4 года назад +5

    I grew up in a neighborhood like you described, but in Chicago 1960s. Us kids couldn’t away with much because of women like “mama.” Thank you for the laughs.

  • @1975normal
    @1975normal 4 года назад +7

    Truly the Funniest Man. We saw him at the casino in Biloxi Mississippi, and our faces and abs hurt from laughing and crying from laughing. I will never forget it.

  • @fredericboninpissarro5789
    @fredericboninpissarro5789 8 месяцев назад +1

    Must be the most hilarious bit I ever came across !

  • @BA-ef4pr
    @BA-ef4pr Год назад +1

    A great story teller!

  • @greyscout50
    @greyscout50 4 года назад +4

    One of my very favorite comics!!