Why You DON'T Need a New Lawn Mower | James Gregory

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  • Comedian James Gregory bemoans those who think they need a brand new riding lawnmower.
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  • @Dakota-bowlin150
    @Dakota-bowlin150 28 дней назад +7

    RIP James Gregory, you were one of the best comedians ever. You will be truly missed rest in peace

  • @kellygarner4041
    @kellygarner4041 9 месяцев назад +46

    I love it when a comedian starts cracking up at their own jokes! It makes it that much funnier 😭

  • @teresawigton8319
    @teresawigton8319 11 месяцев назад +31

    His mannerisms are awesome and stories too .love this man

  • @nuel34
    @nuel34 10 месяцев назад +44

    I truly believe he is one of the best story tellers ever. Certainly one of the funniest I’ve ever listened to.

  • @annsowers4591
    @annsowers4591 3 года назад +527

    The funny part is if you are Southern you know he is talking about somebody we know. LOL

  • @MacJank7
    @MacJank7 Год назад +37

    This dude reminds me of one of dad’s buddies that would be the funniest person at the bbq get together. Story telling like this is a dying art.

  • @wagstag89
    @wagstag89 2 года назад +108

    James Gregory is so accurate with his delivery and the way he tells a story. He always takes me right back to Louisiana sitting in the kitchen listening to my grandmaw and aunts gossip and tell stories. Same with Jerry Clowers and some of the men in my family and southern Baptist preachers I grew up around

    • @beverlymccollum8861
      @beverlymccollum8861 Год назад +7

      Betty you are so right.This man is not only very funny but he is an adorable person, too.

    • @theloneranger8725
      @theloneranger8725 8 месяцев назад +2

      His story telling ability reminds me very much of old Lewis Grizzard from Georgia. I have several of Lewis' books that absolutely left me in stitches. We lost Lewis much too young in 1994 at the age of 47.

    • @juliestevens0426
      @juliestevens0426 6 месяцев назад

      he reminds me of Lewis Grizzard

  • @jerryumfress9030
    @jerryumfress9030 11 месяцев назад +9

    This is the funniest set that I've ever seen James gregory perform, and he's done a bunch of them!

  • @Mosely2007
    @Mosely2007 4 года назад +214

    This man has told the funniest stories for decades. Facial expressions help seal the deal. Thanks for posting! 👍👏✌️

  • @robertbragg9364
    @robertbragg9364 3 года назад +55

    I can't believe I just found him in the last week. He's gotta be the funniest I've heard in a long time. 🤣

  • @SomeBuddy777
    @SomeBuddy777 4 года назад +430

    This guy is great. Tells it like it is. Us Southeners can appreciate the authenticity of it all. One or more of his characters is in each of our families!!! 😂

    • @davidswindell2305
      @davidswindell2305 4 года назад +14

      You got it brother. He reminds me of my family in N.C. It's a whole different world since I left there 35 years ago. I lived in VA, NY, NJ, and OH now. Damn I miss it. I will get back and live in the South before I croak :)

    • @SomeBuddy777
      @SomeBuddy777 4 года назад +8

      @@davidswindell2305 Come back after the lockdown is over, and we'll fry you up a mess a catfish, onion hushpuppies and cajun spice fries. A big ol platter, so big, a serious eater could hurt hisself on it! But we'll hafta save them filets for them babies, so they won't go to swallerin no fishbones. But if they do, we'll just feed em a piece a light bread. And caint nobody drink no milk, unnhh uh. Sweet tea!

    • @EzElegance
      @EzElegance 4 года назад +7

      Right? Every southerner has that overeating great aunt we see once a year 😂

    • @davidhunt8456
      @davidhunt8456 4 года назад +13

      I died when he said Cecil soaked in the tub so much it rusted his butt the used WD40🤣🤣🤣🤣💗

    • @jimjoslyn7222
      @jimjoslyn7222 4 года назад +11

      If you're a southerner a true Southerner you're laughing with him if you're a northern you're laughing at him Big Damn difference in my eyes

  • @carriholt3438
    @carriholt3438 2 года назад +65

    I love this guy…he even cracks himself up which is awesomeness

  • @williammorris584
    @williammorris584 3 месяца назад +2

    James Gregory’s opus of work needs to be preserved in the Library of Congress as documentation of a period of American history.
    It’s a perfect record of everything about the latter years of the Greatest Generation.

  • @kamilegier4730
    @kamilegier4730 2 года назад +27

    This is extra funny for those of us southerners and country folks.

  • @mikesmith1788
    @mikesmith1788 4 года назад +109

    I have seen James Gregory 5-6 times. Once he gets you laughing you won't stop till the end of the show. Love this man !!!! Listen to as much of him as possible. Hope to see you again real soon. Keep up the great work bro.

  • @troythegreat7369
    @troythegreat7369 4 года назад +46

    I wish my father was still here because he would love this comedian. Our family and friends from where we are from (born) are just like this.

  • @lucyhad.9362
    @lucyhad.9362 3 года назад +71

    Haven't laughed so much for a very long time
    He's so funny.

  • @andiparker8286
    @andiparker8286 4 года назад +192

    I’ve seen him twice. My face hurt from laughing so much. He reminds me of so many people in my family, it’s crazy 😂

    • @virginiamattingly7795
      @virginiamattingly7795 3 года назад +5

      You are hilarious !!

    • @warrenfloyd1484
      @warrenfloyd1484 3 года назад +4

      Yup!

    • @imjustmetoo7419
      @imjustmetoo7419 3 года назад +5

      Reminds me of my area here in Alabama. Use to be how he tells it...and for my area, it still is. Lol

    • @renewedmind8460
      @renewedmind8460 3 года назад +3

      @@imjustmetoo7419 same here from cortland in Lawrence co

    • @gailtaylor1636
      @gailtaylor1636 3 года назад +2

      He's heard me talk...about anything.

  • @williamstyers4264
    @williamstyers4264 3 года назад +46

    I knew the WD-40 was coming. LOL Gotta love James Gregory.

  • @Valboy380
    @Valboy380 8 месяцев назад +4

    He and Leanne Morgan are my favorite. Lord! And I'm born and raised Alaskan but you folks are are something else! I love the story telling ya'all do. Funniest comics ever

  • @katherinekerbow8344
    @katherinekerbow8344 Год назад +9

    I do not know where this man has been all my life...but he is the most funny southerner I have ever heard...damn close to the best comedian!!!! Just luv him and fe makes my days or nights better.....

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 3 года назад +82

    "I told 'em, I said..."
    The beginning of every great Southern tale, or gossip, known to man.

    • @canecorsomom2023
      @canecorsomom2023 3 года назад +8

      And followed by "well you know how she is"

    • @m_d1905
      @m_d1905 3 года назад +6

      @@canecorsomom2023 There may even be a "bless their heart" in there too.

    • @hduke1459
      @hduke1459 3 года назад +2

      I wonder how many cousins have married each other w/o knowing it?

    • @deltonkillen8024
      @deltonkillen8024 3 года назад +4

      My grandfather would start every tale with "I got a fish story". It might be about hunting, fishing, cutting fire wood, or anything. When he said "fish story", you automatically was sceptical about the truth of it.

  • @vincentbelfire2873
    @vincentbelfire2873 4 года назад +131

    Love his stories. He makes me think of Jerry Clower, who I just loved listening too

    • @ronshaver8074
      @ronshaver8074 4 года назад +6

      Couldn't agree more. Saw him perform in Charlotte NC Authentic Southern Humor.

    • @groundeffects3032
      @groundeffects3032 4 года назад +3

      Sounds just like em too.

    • @shaehix1669
      @shaehix1669 4 года назад +4

      Knock em ouuuuut john

    • @crimson3833
      @crimson3833 4 года назад +6

      @@shaehix1669 Shoot up here amongst us, one of us has got to have some relief!

    • @pamelam7026
      @pamelam7026 3 года назад +4

      I thought he was Jerry when I first heard him. He would go to the Lake City Tobacco Festival in SC every year. This man here is hilarious.

  • @scott27288
    @scott27288 4 года назад +157

    When he gets tickled at himself thats the best part! Hilarious!

    • @MitchellGWhitehead
      @MitchellGWhitehead 3 года назад +9

      It really is hilarious we he starts laughing

    • @jerrycraig6522
      @jerrycraig6522 3 года назад +7

      And when the audience starts laughing harder then he gets tickled!!!

    • @Jack21Spades
      @Jack21Spades 3 года назад +7

      He did EVERYTHING he could to keep composure... heeheehee...damn near fell off the stage.

    • @ronnietarnacke5153
      @ronnietarnacke5153 3 года назад +1

      No the best part is when the video ends .

  • @jjlockridge4237
    @jjlockridge4237 9 месяцев назад +4

    Ironically I had to sit through a Cub Cadet commercial before I could watch this.

  • @GLoLChibs
    @GLoLChibs 9 месяцев назад +7

    I lost count of how many times old men on lawnmowers tried to go through the drive-thru when I worked in fast food.

  • @roxannemoser
    @roxannemoser 3 года назад +20

    He was chasing bumblebees with it 🤣

    • @barryfitzhugh856
      @barryfitzhugh856 6 месяцев назад

      Don't know about you, Roxanne, but it took me two minutes to successfully pick myself up off the floor after rolling around in uncontrollable 😃 stress-relieving laughter😂. James Gregory is a Comedic Genius 🤔 🏆 👏.

  • @deborahabernathy1757
    @deborahabernathy1757 2 года назад +8

    Ain't it the truth, southern and proud of it, some of the best people in the world, if nothing else we laugh a lot!

  • @michaelryan5450
    @michaelryan5450 3 года назад +44

    This guy makes me laugh like a fool thank you James Gregory you are the funniest man in America

  • @billycampbell854
    @billycampbell854 3 года назад +105

    It takes a Southerner to understand a Southerner.

    • @stevevlietstra629
      @stevevlietstra629 3 года назад +4

      True. I'm from WI and don't understand what's so cold in TX. 25 degrees Is sweatshirt weather.

    • @theodorenugent9787
      @theodorenugent9787 3 года назад +2

      Idk man. George Carlin said once that even though he didn't like Jerry. Clower, he thought he was hilarious and had what he would call PERFECT timing.

    • @billsmafiahitman7537
      @billsmafiahitman7537 Год назад

      Amen

    • @au7-721
      @au7-721 9 месяцев назад

      You mean you think the world ends at the county line?

    • @Unfinishe
      @Unfinishe 16 дней назад

      Does it? Cause I’m from the north of England and I understand every word he’s saying.

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 3 года назад +21

    Tell 3 stories to tell 1 story. Classic

    • @marshabass7792
      @marshabass7792 2 года назад +1

      That's the way it's done in the South !

  • @jodyhaney6321
    @jodyhaney6321 3 года назад +25

    He is hilarious! I have been watching him for years and he just keeps getting better!

  • @Jpriest13
    @Jpriest13 3 года назад +17

    "He cut through his neighbor's yards."😂

  • @deborahabernathy1757
    @deborahabernathy1757 3 года назад +37

    Love him,love him. That's just the way it is in the South!!

  • @qualityinnrichmondky
    @qualityinnrichmondky 3 года назад +23

    I have seen him live like 3 times.. and loved him each time.. such a funny man!!

  • @randyalexander1279
    @randyalexander1279 4 года назад +69

    My Dad is 84 yrs old, and he's explained my Daddy to a T. 💯😂

    • @ronnietarnacke5153
      @ronnietarnacke5153 3 года назад +1

      Really? Your daddy must me a real special person . Bless his heart, I bet he gets lost in the grocery store.

  • @davidhunt8456
    @davidhunt8456 4 года назад +49

    That weed eater bumble bee lol. And he wore those bifocals and when he looked down he was so proud 🤣🤣🤣🙌

    • @mack1712
      @mack1712 4 года назад +6

      That bumble bee looked like a buzzard!!!!!!

  • @greggminkoff6733
    @greggminkoff6733 Год назад +10

    The funniest parts are when he's trying to hold it together and keep himself from laughing and breaks down.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @greggminkoff6733
    @greggminkoff6733 Год назад +5

    James, your delivery and your timing is absolutely perfect.
    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @randyalexander1279
    @randyalexander1279 3 года назад +15

    One of the funniest men I've heard in my 50 yrs.

  • @dvanscotty6577
    @dvanscotty6577 3 года назад +12

    Hilarious especially when he laughs at hiself before the joke😂

  • @marcyanderson4268
    @marcyanderson4268 3 года назад +11

    He is sooooo funny!! He make me smile 😃every time I listen to him.🤣😂🤣😂

  • @DSToNe19and83
    @DSToNe19and83 Год назад +4

    “Trouble was… his wife didn’t wear bifocals”
    🍻

  • @tony.kmullinsstudio818
    @tony.kmullinsstudio818 2 года назад +7

    I love to see a comic get tickled at his own stuff. :)

  • @feleciapique9826
    @feleciapique9826 4 года назад +29

    ALWAYS TELLS IT LIKE IT IS LOVE THIS GUY😂😂

  • @WhiskyForBeginners
    @WhiskyForBeginners Год назад +2

    Cain't nobody do comedy like a southerner. 🤠

  • @debrarichert1092
    @debrarichert1092 4 года назад +27

    I have watched him in concerts live and videos and he is the funniest guy. Today we need to laugh.

  • @suzannelawler5553
    @suzannelawler5553 3 года назад +10

    I love this man. Knows how to make you laugh

  • @JWells-mz1jr
    @JWells-mz1jr Год назад +3

    Bless his ❤️

  • @user-ef5gl9td8l
    @user-ef5gl9td8l 10 месяцев назад +2

    One of the best!!!

  • @lindaborg6943
    @lindaborg6943 4 года назад +50

    Not only the funniest man in America, the funniest man in the world!

  • @jacquelinejenkins2616
    @jacquelinejenkins2616 21 день назад +1

    I love James Gregory!!! ❤ "He rusted his butt!"
    😂😂😂

  • @sunnysquires3030
    @sunnysquires3030 10 месяцев назад +2

    I know folks like these nutty folks James talks about!!! He has it perfect

  • @heels92
    @heels92 Год назад +7

    I have followed and seen him live a couple of times. Funny thing is my father-in-laws name is Cecil. He is 82 years old and takes his riding mower out and mows his grass whether or not it needs it. 😂

    • @larrydouglas8655
      @larrydouglas8655 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hope he don't have a neighbor with a wheelchair

    • @jrnfw4060
      @jrnfw4060 6 месяцев назад +1

      Gives the old geeser something to do.

  • @MasonGoodwin-es4cp
    @MasonGoodwin-es4cp Месяц назад +2

    This is one of my favorite skits he ever did😂😂😂

  • @scotta9114
    @scotta9114 2 года назад +5

    James Gregory is so funny. Our favorite of all time. Wait for another video of his to be published.

  • @pamelamercer1510
    @pamelamercer1510 4 года назад +17

    He's so funny...love his stories

  • @blountfarms3660
    @blountfarms3660 3 года назад +8

    I just love him. Seen him live numerous times, still get tickled

  • @RameyRocks
    @RameyRocks 4 года назад +28

    Been listening to James Gregory since I was a kid back in the 80s. my husband and I went to see him a couple of years ago at The comedy catch in Chattanooga Tennessee. We had crappy seats but still had a blast! It was a rat, a RAT... a damn rat!

    • @usmadgirl3074
      @usmadgirl3074 Год назад +2

      That's where I saw him many decades ago! He was hilarious then & still is now!🤣

  • @benthomas4246
    @benthomas4246 3 года назад +12

    He said he didn’t see a damn thing 😂😂😂

  • @johnwagner8312
    @johnwagner8312 Год назад +3

    Mr. Gregory, Sir, you are one funny man. Thank you for the laughs. 😂😂😂

  • @knothardly4727
    @knothardly4727 4 года назад +25

    Truly the funniest guy in the country.

  • @christianhildebrand1713
    @christianhildebrand1713 4 года назад +48

    Trouble was his wife didn't wear bifocals 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamieseales2386
    @jamieseales2386 3 года назад +15

    He is just so funny!! Makes my side hurt! 😂

  • @barbaraepperson1551
    @barbaraepperson1551 3 года назад +5

    LOVE love love love ❤️😃🥰💜💕💝🥰❤️ James Gregory. He's so funny

  • @SGTJDerek
    @SGTJDerek 3 года назад +47

    What makes it the funniest is it's based on TRUTH for Us lucky enough to have been raised South of the Mason Dixon Line.

    • @algreen6485
      @algreen6485 3 года назад +3

      Check out Lewis Grizzard

    • @SGTJDerek
      @SGTJDerek 3 года назад +2

      @@algreen6485 love LG. Saw him in person long ago.

    • @ronnietarnacke5153
      @ronnietarnacke5153 3 года назад

      Why do you wear your ignorance like a badge of honor . Your probably as dumb as this clown is not funny . Bless your heart , you're special.

    • @ronnietarnacke5153
      @ronnietarnacke5153 3 года назад

      @Southern By Birth my momma left me on the teeth too long? No wonder you're a fan of this clown. You make about as much sense and are just as not funny as him .

    • @bullofthewoods9374
      @bullofthewoods9374 3 года назад +1

      he is hilarious. much like jerry clowers/ classic clean fun

  • @rhondaproctor7985
    @rhondaproctor7985 Год назад +2

    love this man.

  • @heidimeigs3109
    @heidimeigs3109 3 года назад +12

    I am a legally born US citizen. But I identify as a Southerner. 👍👍👍🥰🥰🥰

  • @lequitahartfield2886
    @lequitahartfield2886 2 года назад +6

    This guy is the real deal there's laughs without a bunch of filthy talk

  • @marybetz1775
    @marybetz1775 4 года назад +13

    He is hilarious 😂. Love ❤️ him. He cracks me up.

  • @steveshooter9010
    @steveshooter9010 11 месяцев назад +1

    This may be the funniest comedian I've ever listened to.. ..never heard of him before today!

  • @sherrylevart8447
    @sherrylevart8447 3 года назад +10

    He is awesome I could listen to him e every day he brightens my days

  • @maryrunyon7
    @maryrunyon7 Месяц назад +1

    Rest in peace, you bought so much joy to so many people ❤️❤️❤️

  • @kelleystephens6752
    @kelleystephens6752 4 года назад +12

    I have this on vhs, I ABSOLUTELY love it, can't watch it without laughing everytime!!!!🤣🤣🤣😂Love me some James!!!!💙

  • @blorac9869
    @blorac9869 3 года назад +5

    Rusted his butt! TYVM!

  • @NaNana-ey6jk
    @NaNana-ey6jk 2 года назад +2

    Thank you for keeping it clean!

  • @timhixon1971
    @timhixon1971 Месяц назад +3

    RIP James. I will miss your stories.

  • @phillipsmith770
    @phillipsmith770 2 года назад +2

    James, Yes, you are the Funniest Man in America. Thank you.

  • @toscatattertail9813
    @toscatattertail9813 3 года назад +9

    before my dad died, but after he lost his drivers license due to visions issues, he would get on his riding mower, and ride where ever he wanted to go...to the store..to the post office box. and because he took the mower blades off, no one ever stopped him, they just waved at him and grinned.
    Ohh Mom was always saying "we will just put it on the sears card" she had one in her name, one in daddy's and kept them both maxed.

  • @tammywaters7351
    @tammywaters7351 3 года назад +5

    Funniest man I’ve ever seen. Love those stories

  • @walterbriggs272
    @walterbriggs272 2 года назад +3

    Well, ya know the way he tells it!
    I can watch this every day and it’s funny

  • @donaldspeck9212
    @donaldspeck9212 6 месяцев назад +1

    The most ! By far !
    Most informative video on 4.6/5.4
    THANK YOU

  • @BowsettesFury
    @BowsettesFury 4 года назад +16

    I am effing crying 😂😂😂😂😂💯🖤

  • @Anthony-yq7hk
    @Anthony-yq7hk 9 месяцев назад +2

    Gosh damn!!! By the time he told that story I turned 80!!!! 🤣😂😂😂😂😆

  • @davidkettell6236
    @davidkettell6236 2 года назад +1

    HIS TIMING IS AMAZING,

  • @phillipbishop6013
    @phillipbishop6013 4 года назад +4

    Best comedian EVER!

  • @GodsFavoriteBassPlyr
    @GodsFavoriteBassPlyr 2 года назад +3

    Been laughing at this guy for over 30 years. Whatever "IT" is.... he has IT.

  • @debragoforth1372
    @debragoforth1372 Год назад +1

    This is so funny ...the ad before this came on was about a Cub Cadet riding mower😅😅😅

  • @inawright1024
    @inawright1024 Год назад +2

    This is so true I grew up in a Baptist southern home 😂

  • @robertlovette4149
    @robertlovette4149 3 года назад +4

    My favorite comedians. James Gregory Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy

    • @kristitaylor5790
      @kristitaylor5790 3 года назад

      Me too- I loved Robin Williams but he always got me thinking about his sad eyes.Wished I could've hugged him....🐙

  • @Dakota-bowlin150
    @Dakota-bowlin150 Год назад +2

    James Gregory you really are the funniest man

  • @patmason7276
    @patmason7276 4 года назад +6

    Love him on John Boy and Billy.

  • @deweygravesjr.122
    @deweygravesjr.122 4 года назад +15

    I needed a good laugh! Thanks

  • @barbarapurvishunter7215
    @barbarapurvishunter7215 3 года назад +4

    I had to reapply my eye makeup--I laughed until I cried--I needed this tonight. Thank .

  • @greyscout50
    @greyscout50 4 года назад +4

    One of my very favorite comics!!

  • @mistersmith3986
    @mistersmith3986 2 года назад +3

    I lived in the South for 12 years and can confirm this story to be true!!!

  • @maryhickel1477
    @maryhickel1477 Год назад +1

    Glory to you.Bless you!

  • @gregorylawson3846
    @gregorylawson3846 4 года назад +2

    I love listening to this man

  • @Airmagik
    @Airmagik 3 года назад +6

    I remember hearing the one about the place where they do your taxes and fix your lawnmower. Hope that one is added sometime on here

    • @richardstraight5721
      @richardstraight5721 Год назад +1

      Why this man never has had more national exposure is beyond me. I have never heard more laughing in his videos than any other comedian comedian.

  • @claudedalton8970
    @claudedalton8970 Год назад +1

    LOVE YOU JAMES!👍