Back in 1995 i worked at furnace creek ranch and the lady who worked in the Hr was about 400 to 450 she had one of those beepers i was in the convenient store/ gift shop she just happened to be about 6 people ahead of me when her beeper went off and without skipping a beat this little five year old boy said watch out daddy theres a truck backing up loud enough for the entire store to hear she seen me and said shut up cause i was about to blow a fit laughing my butt off i was in tears streaming down my cheeks about to lose it laughter red faced holding it back laughter all because that genius boy's snide comment 😂
Who cares what all color any of y'all are?! I don't. It doesn't matter. James Gregory was wonderful, clean and a tears running down my face, can't breathe from laughing so hard master comedian. We need a lot more people like him. Which won't happen because there aren't many left not scared to get up there and just laugh at everyone and everything.
Isn't it strange that this man has not been censored by the RUclips snowflakes by now. Why is it only white folks are the only ones who can still laugh at ourselves? No, we're not offended, so the rest of you can just lighten up!
@@Rob-p6u no because somewhere along the way people got it into their heads that they somehow have a right to not be offended. When people realize that they're feelings don't matter we can get back to the business of moving society forward. This has gotten insane.
Talking about beepers, my 4yr old son was in a checkout with me one day. A very large woman was in front of us. She had a beeper that went off. My son very loudly announced " look out dad, she's backing up" appears he had been watching the garbage truck. Even the clerk snickered.
How long has this dude been in comedy??? And why after 44 yrs of life am I just finding out bout this funny AF guy??? Holy kcuf he tooooo frickin funny!!!
Rednecks and country folks are the only ones that could survive in a truly world devastation! Hunt, fish and grow their own fruits and vegetables! The rich and city people would be lost!
Saw this man years ago in SC. He's hilarious. A bittersweet memory as I went to his show with my best friend Char & her husband. She passed away a few years later from complications after surgery. We laughed so hard during his show. The man's comedic grasp of life's challenges should be an alternate psych class on dealing with frustration.
True story. When I was in High School back in the 70's my class ran the coat check room during Basketball days. We charged 10 cents per coat. One night I was working I thought I would try something to generate more revenue. When anybody asked me how much it was to check a coat (it should be noted here that we had a big sign that said Coat Check 10 cents) I would say it's 10 cents each, or two for a quarter. You would not believe the number of people who would give me two coats and also give me a quarter. Every once in a while some would look at me and I would just smile.
Nobody read's signs, being in the carnival business for 4 generations you notice! One day my cookhouse was in front of the ticket box (12'tallX6'wide) People would ask where to buy tickets? And I would tell them to go around the midway until they came to the cookhouse and right across from the cookhouse was the ticket box! It's just funny when they get to the ticket box and turn around and see that they just walked around the fair only to come to the ticket box they were across the aisle from when they asked where the ticket box was!
Back in the sixties ( my fathers story, he worked in the bank at the time ) in a country town in Australia, a guy opened a drive in ( think cinema but you stay in your car ). He charged 1 coin, like five cents or something. The trouble is ( and he did eventually get busted ) he kept all the coins in a barrel in a hole in a concrete floor in his shed. Eventually the smallest value coins ran out, then the next then the next. People would go to the drive in because it was cheap, they would get there only to discover that they don't have any small coins to pay with, but they are there now, kids in the back, promised a movie, so they would pay whatever they had. From the banks point of view they kept ordering more small coins then more small coins then the tax man came to work out what was going on. They worked it out and busted the guy for hoarding money, by that time he had heaps of 44 gallon drums buried with an amazing amount of small value coins. Turns out you can fool an entire mining town in the middle of the desert for years but you can't fool the tax man /sigh
I just would believe the amount of people that did. I had a similar thing happen to me. When I wore a young man's shoes, I worked as a cashier at a convenience store. We had a box of white chocolate king size candy bars sitting by the Cash register for 75 cents (yeah I'm that old) that were part of a movie promotion. We had only sold one candy bar out of the box. My manager said she was going to throw them out, and mark them as a loss because the next month was the sell by date. I bet her $20 that I could sell them for double the price. The price of 75 cents had been clearly marked on the box the whole time they sat by the register. I put a sign on the box that read " For a limited time, while supplies last on sale for $1.50", they sold within a week. And before anyone asks, fire was the hottest thing around for a long time after it was discovered.
I mean wouldn't it be more beneficial to take the coat in with you and sit on it so at least there is some sort of cushion/padding between you and the hard seating beneath? A lot of arenas I've been in don't have actual fold out chairs but wooden or concrete benches.
Rest in Peace in the Loving and Healing Arms of Jesus, James. Thank you so much for making me laugh until I cry ! You will be remembered and missed by so many.
As a fellow yellow-skinned Georgian who's been living here in this beautiful state for over the past 25 years, I totally and humorously agree with everything he says. Haha! Keep on rockin'! 🤘
Fartbook???? 😂😂😂😂😂 Are you sure you didn't mean *Facebook*, now if there's an actual social media website called Fartbook, I'd be telling everybody what kind of farts I done that day, and describe the smell too in great detail.
If you ever worry that you'll never find anyone to spend your life with, go to Walmart at 7pm on a Saturday. You'll see that there's someone for everyone.
If you do just be quick about it. In my experience, they charge by the hour. That is why an oil change takes about three hours and costs about $300 or $400. Getting in and out fast saves money.
I’ll often drive to Macon, Ga from Savannah down 16 to see my grandmother and you can tell the old/new havoc tornados wrecked via the Southern Pines. I’m glad my family has never had to experience one come through our path, though some have been a little too close for comfort. My heart goes out to any folks that have lost homes or loved ones.
These are the same media people who ridicule those who won't evacuate before a hurricane. But what do they do? They keep track of where the eye of he hurricane is going to come ashore so they can run over there and stand outside instead of *evacuating.*
"PUT UP A DECOY TRAILOR PARK".......brilliant! Speaking of which, what does a tornado and a divorce in Georgia have in common? Give up? Either way you look at it somebody's losing a trailor.
I saw James for the first time at The Comedy Zone in Greensboro, NC 31yrs ago. I bought his vhs tape and ripped the audio to a cassette so I could listen to it on my way to work.
I was born in California wish I had been born in the south but I am as country and redneck as I can be and I’ll tell you rednecks and country folk are some of the nicest people I have meet
A California redneck? I ve heard of everything there I thought and nothing new would surprise me. Well so much for that thought however , if a man calls himself a redneck , he must be one. Welcome buddy.
@@sammylacks4937 yep We got cowboys out here and rednecks Mainly in central California and Northern California Hell Merle haggard was from Bakersfield We even got big time rodeos out here
Funny story about pagers with the vibration mode. When I worked at a small hospital, we had just got new pagers that had the option of sound or vibration. Before we had the old ones that only beeped, which I hated the sound of so I set ,one to vibration. About half way through the day, I finally got my first page (slow day) when I was leaning against my ultrasound machine waiting to get into a patients room. The pager was right up against my pelvic bone and when it went off, it felt like something crawling up my leg. Needless to say, I made a little Yelp and jumped up like I was shot at with my arms flailing and doing a little “dance”. And of course there were several nurses in the hallway, as well as, visitors when I did this. I tried my best to play it off by saying “got a page” while taking the pager off of my waistband, but it was no use.
Had my phone on vibrate in my back pocket while in the garage looking for wasp spray for the nest outside. Got a call and did that same panicked dance. I had the idea flash in my head that they knew what I was up to and were doing a premptive strike! 😂
I'm 25, live in a trailer with my wife in Louisiana (I'm from the Mississippi delta)..I got a John deer cap and a keyring with 15 keys and I only use 4 of them total...how is it so accurate
I am from the South and love it. The funniest sign I have ever seen was "Biled Peanuts". They were not open or I would have gotten some. If I was in a jam and needed help, I would ask a Redneck for help before I would ask a called Journalists.
To quote Robin Williams: "You know what the difference is between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, either way, someone's losing the trailer."
I have been in 3 tornadoes in my life and I can stop the myth that they sound like a freight train , they do not. They are terrifying as heck but do not sound like a freight train.
My mom wanted to see you when you played the Strand Theater in the Marietta Square. Tragedy struck and she missed your show. Hope you will be back so I can get her a ticket to see you in the area. She liked you first and introduced me to your comedy! Hope to see you back here...
Yeah, I'm a City Boy But this City Boy is about three steps away from the Country, and knows a bit about the idioms, phrases, and the fact that these people he described are my neighbors
As a country boy heres some advice and stick to the city. There isn't much "country" left in the world and you will just be spending more money of Gas than anything.
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Growing up in the South, I can relate to all of this! RIP James. You were a gift to this world!!
Back in 1995 i worked at furnace creek ranch and the lady who worked in the Hr was about 400 to 450 she had one of those beepers i was in the convenient store/ gift shop she just happened to be about 6 people ahead of me when her beeper went off and without skipping a beat this little five year old boy said watch out daddy theres a truck backing up loud enough for the entire store to hear she seen me and said shut up cause i was about to blow a fit laughing my butt off i was in tears streaming down my cheeks about to lose it laughter red faced holding it back laughter all because that genius boy's snide comment 😂
From England this gentleman should be treated as an American icon and national treasure,
Thank you, sir.😊
Who cares what all color any of y'all are?! I don't. It doesn't matter.
James Gregory was wonderful, clean and a tears running down my face, can't breathe from laughing so hard master comedian.
We need a lot more people like him. Which won't happen because there aren't many left not scared to get up there and just laugh at everyone and everything.
Love this. I’m a southerner and think it’s hilarious. I hope not all of us ever lose our ability to laugh at ourselves. Times are better when we do.
👍✌
agreed and very true
Right with you on that one! Keep on a smiling!
Isn't it strange that this man has not been censored by the RUclips snowflakes by now. Why is it only white folks are the only ones who can still laugh at ourselves? No, we're not offended, so the rest of you can just lighten up!
I'm right with you. I'm a application hillbilly and I laugh at us all the time. Take care of yourself!
The world is a better place with James Gregory in it.
There are few justifications for RUclips to exist but allowing the rest of America to hear James Gregory is one of them.
I've just discovered this guy and I love him - he's hilarious
As a black man this is the first comedian that has made me laugh out in years where have you been all my life
We've been getting cancelled by the media 😂😂
@@scottbivins4758for being not funny
As a person who loves pizza and batting cages, I have to agree.
@@Rob-p6u no because somewhere along the way people got it into their heads that they somehow have a right to not be offended. When people realize that they're feelings don't matter we can get back to the business of moving society forward. This has gotten insane.
You must have brain damage
Rest in peace James thank you for all the funny times and they will live forever
It's going to be a lifetime before we get another man like this.
Love this guy never heard of him hes awesome
Love this guy . 👍👍 We as a whole , have lost the ability to laugh at ourselves. Everyone is way too sensitive. ❤❤
His routine is real. Laughing at are selfes us a great stress releaser. Love it.
If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.
VERY WELL SAID!! PERFECT 💞🤗💞
That's what's happens when liberals vote/cheat a president into the white house
Not everyone is way too sensitive
Talking about beepers, my 4yr old son was in a checkout with me one day. A very large woman was in front of us. She had a beeper that went off. My son very loudly announced " look out dad, she's backing up" appears he had been watching the garbage truck. Even the clerk snickered.
Now that’s Gold. 👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500, Alex
@@whocares9033 I'll take losers for $20,000
Who in 2022 is wearing a beeper?
I never tire of listening to. James ! He is a comedic genius !
Wow, I had never even heard of this man, but he got even more laughs than some of the better comedians that I knew, the guy is crushing it 😄👍💪
How long has this dude been in comedy??? And why after 44 yrs of life am I just finding out bout this funny AF guy??? Holy kcuf he tooooo frickin funny!!!
Rednecks and country folks are the only ones that could survive in a truly world devastation! Hunt, fish and grow their own fruits and vegetables! The rich and city people would be lost!
Yes sir that is the truth!!
Facts
I once thought the same thing. But I'm now thinking differently.
He makes true reality so funny I laughed the whole time this guy is number one in my book
He really ain't the one to mention other's weight.
I think you missed the message he said he doesn't make fun of people's weight just their mannerisms
He knows he is fat.
One of the best comedians I've heard for a while.
James Gregory is so wonderful and so funny. Love him so much.
RIP....Mr. Gregory. Thanks for the memories ❤❤❤❤
James is hilarious and brings us so much joy.
See what the years have lost! This man speaks truth, I miss it so much. The loss of innocence.
Omgosh lol. He just made my day worthwhile. Absolutely love him
James Gregory is a national treasure!
I sometimes use his saying, “I grew up in the south and gravy was a vegetable.”
It’s not a meal unless there’s gravy!
He is the funniest man in America!🤣
Ima use that line…🤣
😂
He'd love my Daughter's Breakfast!!! Bacon, Sausage, Gravy, Eggs and Biscuits to Sop it Up!!!
Appreciate his sense of humor....thank you.
“Put up a decoy trailer park.” 😂😂😂!
Saw this man years ago in SC. He's hilarious. A bittersweet memory as I went to his show with my best friend Char & her husband. She passed away a few years later from complications after surgery. We laughed so hard during his show. The man's comedic grasp of life's challenges should be an alternate psych class on dealing with frustration.
True story. When I was in High School back in the 70's my class ran the coat check room during Basketball days. We charged 10 cents per coat. One night I was working I thought I would try something to generate more revenue. When anybody asked me how much it was to check a coat (it should be noted here that we had a big sign that said Coat Check 10 cents) I would say it's 10 cents each, or two for a quarter. You would not believe the number of people who would give me two coats and also give me a quarter. Every once in a while some would look at me and I would just smile.
Nobody read's signs, being in the carnival business for 4 generations you notice!
One day my cookhouse was in front of the ticket box (12'tallX6'wide)
People would ask where to buy tickets? And I would tell them to go around the midway until they came to the cookhouse and right across from the cookhouse was the ticket box! It's just funny when they get to the ticket box and turn around and see that they just walked around the fair only to come to the ticket box they were across the aisle from when they asked where the ticket box was!
Back in the sixties ( my fathers story, he worked in the bank at the time ) in a country town in Australia, a guy opened a drive in ( think cinema but you stay in your car ). He charged 1 coin, like five cents or something. The trouble is ( and he did eventually get busted ) he kept all the coins in a barrel in a hole in a concrete floor in his shed. Eventually the smallest value coins ran out, then the next then the next. People would go to the drive in because it was cheap, they would get there only to discover that they don't have any small coins to pay with, but they are there now, kids in the back, promised a movie, so they would pay whatever they had. From the banks point of view they kept ordering more small coins then more small coins then the tax man came to work out what was going on. They worked it out and busted the guy for hoarding money, by that time he had heaps of 44 gallon drums buried with an amazing amount of small value coins. Turns out you can fool an entire mining town in the middle of the desert for years but you can't fool the tax man /sigh
I just would believe the amount of people that did. I had a similar thing happen to me. When I wore a young man's shoes, I worked as a cashier at a convenience store. We had a box of white chocolate king size candy bars sitting by the Cash register for 75 cents
(yeah I'm that old) that were part of a movie promotion. We had only sold one candy bar out of the box. My manager said she was going to throw them out, and mark them as a loss because the next month was the sell by date. I bet her $20 that I could sell them for double the price. The price of 75 cents had been clearly marked on the box the whole time they sat by the register. I put a sign on the box that read " For a limited time, while supplies last
on sale for $1.50", they sold within a week.
And before anyone asks, fire was the hottest thing around for a long time after it was discovered.
I mean wouldn't it be more beneficial to take the coat in with you and sit on it so at least there is some sort of cushion/padding between you and the hard seating beneath? A lot of arenas I've been in don't have actual fold out chairs but wooden or concrete benches.
@@grim4this its illegal to hoard money?
Rest in Peace in the Loving and Healing Arms of Jesus, James. Thank you so much for making me laugh until I cry ! You will be remembered and missed by so many.
Saw James in Hickory NC about 25 yrs ago. I lol the entire time . He was so funny just jokeing about everyday life and people and how dumb we can be
Given that 'jokeing' is not a word, he wasn't actually joking about how dumb you are.
This man is a Legend! Love it.
I love how this looks and feels like it was produced in the 90s or early 2000s back when society had a sense of humor.
It is abt 20-25 yrs old. James has been around for awhile.
Spot on. Today's biggest problem is we have all lost the ability to laugh at ourselves. We are all so serious....offended by this and that.
@@michaeldoran5775 The wife and I saw James way back in 1986 in one of the comedy clubs around Atlanta .
@@rds990 Comedy trends and societal trends shift. Most people would not find the old silent films very funny today.
I was probably earlier than that. Beepers were something we used back in the early '90s late '80s. Heck, I was given a beeper to use around 1978!!
As a fellow yellow-skinned Georgian who's been living here in this beautiful state for over the past 25 years, I totally and humorously agree with everything he says. Haha! Keep on rockin'! 🤘
High yellow
Love this guy. First time hearing him. Not from the south, but I like what he jokes about. Why is he not on comedy clubs in L.A. or New York??
“Wokeness”
Had to share with my fartbook friends
Love this guy. I really like how he chokes up cracking up at his own add-ons. Hahaha i needed this today.
Fartbook???? 😂😂😂😂😂 Are you sure you didn't mean *Facebook*, now if there's an actual social media website called Fartbook, I'd be telling everybody what kind of farts I done that day, and describe the smell too in great detail.
Love it I'm here from the South everything you said is so true
Tire gauge in his pocket in case his trailer don't seem level 🤣
This guy is great so funny and he is not vulgar 😂
This dude makes me happy, I would love to spend time with him,he is cool.
Love This Guy ! Love His Trailer Park Jokes 3 Doors In This Mans Life 🤣
He is so funny! I never get tired of these videos.
People who think the term redneck is a derogatory term are ignorant.
I've never been to America but if I ever do I'm going straight to Wal-Mart 😂
If you do go to Walmart, go at like 2:00 in the morning. It’s freak city! 😂
If you ever worry that you'll never find anyone to spend your life with, go to Walmart at 7pm on a Saturday. You'll see that there's someone for everyone.
If you do just be quick about it. In my experience, they charge by the hour. That is why an oil change takes about three hours and costs about $300 or $400. Getting in and out fast saves money.
You wont be disappointed :)
Worst place to shop, best place to see unbelievable looking ppl. 😂 😂
They always look for the weirdest looking ppl to interview 😂😂😂😂. I believe it 💯
Redneck is a proud badge to have
I’ll often drive to Macon, Ga from Savannah down 16 to see my grandmother and you can tell the old/new havoc tornados wrecked via the Southern Pines. I’m glad my family has never had to experience one come through our path, though some have been a little too close for comfort. My heart goes out to any folks that have lost homes or loved ones.
I'm from GA as well and know exactly what you mean. Looks like a giant lawnmower cut across the highway leaving a leveled trail of devastation.
Another great show, can’t get any more entertaining, thanks.
We ❤ him so much! Hilarious and down to earth. Go see him-it’s a must!
~~QM
I love that part when he said tattoos while you wait, hilarious 😂 😃
I love this fella! Funny as they come, thanks for the laughs my brother!
He's always been hilarious 😂😆😆
Love you James Gregory !!! Keep on Trucking!!
These are the same media people who ridicule those who won't evacuate before a hurricane. But what do they do? They keep track of where the eye of he hurricane is going to come ashore so they can run over there and stand outside instead of *evacuating.*
"PUT UP A DECOY TRAILOR PARK".......brilliant! Speaking of which, what does a tornado and a divorce in Georgia have in common? Give up? Either way you look at it somebody's losing a trailor.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I saw James for the first time at The Comedy Zone in Greensboro, NC 31yrs ago. I bought his vhs tape and ripped the audio to a cassette so I could listen to it on my way to work.
😢😢 7:49
This man was great! Missed
You are great can’t get enough
James Gregory is THE BEST!
He makes me laugh so hard...lol
I have never heard this man before. I really was is need of a Great laugh ty so much 🙏❤️😋
John Deere hat he got out of lay away. lol
A tire pressure gauge to make sure the trailer is level.
As southern as I am this is hilarious.
Setup the “decoy” trailer park using Tornado Bait brand trailers. That should do it!
Totally enjoy all your comedy. Thank you. So Hilarious
James Gregory simply the best
He is a hoot!!😂
You're the second James Gregory that I enjoy! Way to go!
I'm still laughing about that Tatoo on his wooden arm! 🤣😂🤣😂😆😆
I watch this clip daily and fall off the roof each time!!!!!!
R.I.P. James,you will be missed.
Comedy sometimes has an air of truth.
I was born in California wish I had been born in the south but I am as country and redneck as I can be and I’ll tell you rednecks and country folk are some of the nicest people I have meet
A California redneck?
I ve heard of everything there I thought and nothing new would surprise me. Well so much for that thought however , if a man calls himself a redneck , he must be one. Welcome buddy.
@@sammylacks4937 yep
We got cowboys out here and rednecks
Mainly in central California and Northern California
Hell Merle haggard was from Bakersfield
We even got big time rodeos out here
@@sammylacks4937 There are rednecks all over the world.
Funny story about pagers with the vibration mode. When I worked at a small hospital, we had just got new pagers that had the option of sound or vibration. Before we had the old ones that only beeped, which I hated the sound of so I set ,one to vibration. About half way through the day, I finally got my first page (slow day) when I was leaning against my ultrasound machine waiting to get into a patients room. The pager was right up against my pelvic bone and when it went off, it felt like something crawling up my leg. Needless to say, I made a little Yelp and jumped up like I was shot at with my arms flailing and doing a little “dance”. And of course there were several nurses in the hallway, as well as, visitors when I did this. I tried my best to play it off by saying “got a page” while taking the pager off of my waistband, but it was no use.
Had my phone on vibrate in my back pocket while in the garage looking for wasp spray for the nest outside. Got a call and did that same panicked dance. I had the idea flash in my head that they knew what I was up to and were doing a premptive strike! 😂
Definitely only James would say This.. Hello
. He's Fanawesometastic 🙏💕😊
Thank you for posting this. I need it
Just discovered this man, daggum he's funny.
He ain't wrong! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm 25, live in a trailer with my wife in Louisiana (I'm from the Mississippi delta)..I got a John deer cap and a keyring with 15 keys and I only use 4 of them total...how is it so accurate
I am from the South and love it. The funniest sign I have ever seen was "Biled Peanuts". They were not open or I would have gotten some.
If I was in a jam and needed help, I would ask a Redneck for help before I would ask a called Journalists.
This is so true and funny 😂
James Gregory is hilarious.
To be fair, I live in “Tornado Valley” and there are A LOT of trailer parks right next to the train tracks that runs through the entire valley
He Said the train tracks were miles away...but he is hilarious
Love his humor 😂😊
If we didn't have trailer parks, we wouldn't have tornadoes...
Lol, too funny
To quote Robin Williams: "You know what the difference is between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, either way, someone's losing the trailer."
Friggin hilarious!!
I have been in 3 tornadoes in my life and I can stop the myth that they sound like a freight train , they do not. They are terrifying as heck but do not sound like a freight train.
I have too, and it did sound like the wheels on the track. I was scary. I hit the house and did a lot of damage.
A freight train by the mailbox..😂😂😂😂
Laughed so hard I almost cried
I’ve just watched a few of this guys acts, and they are hilarious! I don’t know why I’m just hearing about him.
He makes me LAUGH 😃!!
thought it was sweat....lol. thanks dude.
My mom wanted to see you when you played the Strand Theater in the Marietta Square. Tragedy struck and she missed your show. Hope you will be back so I can get her a ticket to see you in the area. She liked you first and introduced me to your comedy! Hope to see you back here...
It's 3 a.m and I'm screaming 😂😅😂😅
I love this comedian 🤣 😂
The joke's on him....the train drives right past my mailbox!🤣
I'm ready for my interview after the tornado with my new Who Farted cap
Holy goodness, he is funny.
Q: What does a tornado and an Arkansas divorce have in common?
A: Somebody is going to lose a trailer.
Yeah, I'm a City Boy
But this City Boy is about three steps away from the Country, and knows a bit about the idioms, phrases, and the fact that these people he described are my neighbors
As a country boy heres some advice and stick to the city. There isn't much "country" left in the world and you will just be spending more money of Gas than anything.