The Perils of Getting a Vasectomy | William Lee Martin

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • Comedian William Lee Martin discusses the perils of his VASECTOMY!
    Taken from my latest standup special, "The Nutcracker"! Watch the full special here: comedydynamics...
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    A little about William Lee Martin:
    With his signature cowboy hat, boots and Texas drawl, it would be easy to lump the blue-eyed, 6-foot-2-inch Martin into the category of “another guy doing country act.” But don’t be fooled by outward appearances, as his on-stage persona is no act - his middle-America storytelling is as genuine as it gets.
    Drawing from real-life experiences, Martin’s vibrant routine reflects life as a husband, father, and friend. And that authenticity is connecting with mainstream America, crossing culture lines and social status boundaries.
    But no matter the topic, Martin’s gentlemanly wit, and charm prove he’s no dummy, redneck, or hillbilly. His humor is sharp, original and occasionally laced with sarcasm and innuendo, but without the overt adult language prevalent with so many in today’s comedy landscape.
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Комментарии • 83

  • @unclefishhook
    @unclefishhook 4 года назад +58

    I wish my wife would have asked for a Lexus...

  • @barrypearce9451
    @barrypearce9451 4 года назад +50

    There's only a couple comedians that can keep me rolling! I'm glad I found you bud keep it up lol

  • @lonewolfcry
    @lonewolfcry 4 года назад +73

    you know when you laugh so hard and pop comes out of your nose but you cant stop laughing and your at work and no one can figure out why your laughing because you have headphones plugged in. thank you for making this old guy laugh.

  • @randallw1977
    @randallw1977 4 года назад +32

    The Nike swoosh huh? I guess your slogan would've been "Just snip it".

  • @djpena8573
    @djpena8573 4 года назад +47

    As someone who has been through it, this was too damned funny!!!!!

  • @caseysimon6357
    @caseysimon6357 4 года назад +51

    Trim the hedges...makes the house look bigger 😉

  • @j.r.cherry3575
    @j.r.cherry3575 4 года назад +21

    I had to pause video around 14 minutes to catch my breath. Laughing till I cried. Been there, done that. When I took my sample back in I asked the little nurse my wife knew, if saliva would affect the results.

  • @mikestone9129
    @mikestone9129 4 года назад +66

    Never heard of this guy. But he's damm good. Love his style. Gonna be looking for more.

  • @mpadil
    @mpadil 4 года назад +18

    His experience was funnier than mine was.
    My doctor shaved me numbed me cut me stitched me and I walked out the door all under 30 minutes.

  • @mikefoehr235
    @mikefoehr235 4 года назад +32

    Man...this guy is pretty damn funny. Really cracked me up

  • @ghostgirlinc-oj6ly
    @ghostgirlinc-oj6ly 4 года назад +29

    I teared up so much I was hard to see. Never laughed so much!😂😂😂😂😂😂😘

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 4 года назад +33

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 NO MEANS NO MR!! HOLY CRAP I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD.

  • @beckielassetter8865
    @beckielassetter8865 4 года назад +26

    Leave on your socks😂.

  • @Quaid71
    @Quaid71 4 года назад +20

    How have I never heard of this guy before? Awesomely funny

  • @usfandiarsukhia1476
    @usfandiarsukhia1476 4 года назад +48

    Saw this comedian for the first time ever and he is so bloody hilarious, it's literally unbelievable......

  • @maryshoemaker1334
    @maryshoemaker1334 4 года назад +15

    5am and I'm wake'n ever body up within a mile radius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omgoodness thank ya for sharing this video 💞🤣💞🙏

  • @dothill1140
    @dothill1140 4 года назад +16

    I am so dang glad I lucked up on this guy. :)

  • @chrisworster2859
    @chrisworster2859 4 года назад +42

    He has the MOST expressive eyes!! I was just dyyyyyyying!!! Lol

  • @hinasimpson834
    @hinasimpson834 4 года назад +21

    So funny 🤣 😆 😄 😂.

  • @joanbowden7634
    @joanbowden7634 4 года назад +37

    OMG! U give me $ 12.50 & I'm outta here!
    Almost spit my coffee on the floor!

  • @MaryHernandez-lq8kq
    @MaryHernandez-lq8kq 4 года назад +8

    That doctor is not right!
    You so funny. That is so wrong😢😂 thanks for sharing

  • @nocheperfumada7345
    @nocheperfumada7345 4 года назад +8

    too many commercials,what a shame

  • @carlaaustin7223
    @carlaaustin7223 4 года назад +12

    He does make it humorous. Never known anyone who got a vasectomy. It sounds painful and you have the potential to get her pregnant. I'd had a heart attack. I'd wanted my money back. LOL

  • @Redwash48
    @Redwash48 4 года назад +13

    This dude is funny!!!

  • @craigcoston2890
    @craigcoston2890 4 года назад +13

    This dude is funny as hell

  • @MrSpartanicus
    @MrSpartanicus 4 года назад +23

    “Midget working a speed bag”... I lost my shit! Lol

  • @mattpoochi6964
    @mattpoochi6964 4 года назад +16

    I’m a single father. I placed a box of Kleenex on my 12 year old sons nightstand. I said, Don’t make daddy pick up crusty socks on laundry day are we clear? Lol. True story

  • @charlesmartin7347
    @charlesmartin7347 4 года назад +11

    I almost peed my pants laughing so hard.🤪😂😂😂😄😂

  • @MrBananas2011
    @MrBananas2011 4 года назад +15

    Hilarious 😂

  • @GUITARSTUFF911
    @GUITARSTUFF911 4 года назад +10

    Thank you for the side splitting laughs, and the tears.. Bravo!!

  • @travisself2557
    @travisself2557 4 года назад +25

    This guy is so funny!! My wife and I have been listening to him for years. Does anyone know who sings the song and the song title at the very end of this video?

  • @mattward330
    @mattward330 4 года назад +11

    Pretty damn funny good job!

  • @KH-tx6lg
    @KH-tx6lg 4 года назад +24

    Should have asked for a 'safe word' 🤣

  • @bonniethomas4678
    @bonniethomas4678 4 года назад +13

    This man is great

  • @LANaturist
    @LANaturist 4 года назад +9

    We saw him do this routine on a Carnival ship in 2018.

  • @gregchewie3059
    @gregchewie3059 4 года назад +4

    HOLY SHIT!!! LMMFAO!! I don't usually laugh much with comedians but I swear I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself!!!

  • @matthewswinehart5729
    @matthewswinehart5729 4 года назад +5

    Funny sh!t.
    Who sings the song at the end of the clip?

  • @tammygrant3477
    @tammygrant3477 4 года назад +10

    Hilarious! Had me rolling! 👍🏼

  • @asemastertech721
    @asemastertech721 4 года назад +17

    That is some funny stuff. Been there done that! 4 kids were enough for me.

  • @libertywalker3473
    @libertywalker3473 4 года назад +7

    Lol dying lol

  • @billammann9807
    @billammann9807 4 года назад +8

    Now that is a funny routine.

  • @Flamerider68
    @Flamerider68 4 года назад +10

    He's hilarious!😂😂

  • @JSCB-365
    @JSCB-365 4 года назад +6

    I believe they call that a Buick

  • @michellebright2450
    @michellebright2450 4 года назад +8

    Ok Bill, I laughed loved it!!

  • @jacquelynjohnson9489
    @jacquelynjohnson9489 4 года назад +7

    "Cant believe not one comment", lmfao!!!!!

  • @gloveson5687
    @gloveson5687 4 года назад +6

    It doesn't hurt.

  • @kregpeterman3145
    @kregpeterman3145 4 года назад +1

    Could you have anymore fucking commercials ?

  • @KiKiabout
    @KiKiabout 4 года назад +6

    Funny!

  • @chadvarnell1889
    @chadvarnell1889 4 года назад +8

    3:00 the peak joke of the bit. LOL!!!!

  • @ramrod6279
    @ramrod6279 4 года назад +8

    LMAO!!

  • @claytonstearns8115
    @claytonstearns8115 4 года назад +5

    Best thing I ever did. No regret cream pies.

  • @CHOCOLATEDADDY28
    @CHOCOLATEDADDY28 4 года назад +5

    Dude you funny as hell😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidjanuszewski5020
    @davidjanuszewski5020 4 года назад +6

    Thanks, very enjoyable.

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 4 года назад +9

    I always love the "it's just a procedure" for a man but it is a "major operation" for a woman.. please. it doesn't matter who gets the operation.. there are major complications.. AND the vasectomy could very well "not take"... and then the woman will lose her mind and all!

  • @matthewwoods7368
    @matthewwoods7368 4 года назад +4

    Does anybody know the name of the song at the end

  • @bkdj4
    @bkdj4 4 года назад +5

    Hilarious!!!!

  • @jamesheath9385
    @jamesheath9385 4 года назад +1

    Three days after the “procedure”, your balls explode.

  • @kristil.6770
    @kristil.6770 4 года назад +4

    lolol..too funny Just subscribed.

  • @al6347
    @al6347 4 года назад +5

    Funny...

  • @stuartmarkman769
    @stuartmarkman769 4 года назад +5

    Great story.

  • @ramrod6279
    @ramrod6279 4 года назад +6

    LMAO!!

  • @charlesschluessler546
    @charlesschluessler546 4 года назад +4

    Damn funny brother.

  • @darleneshriver3270
    @darleneshriver3270 4 года назад +10

    Just found this channel, early Sunday morning, needed some laughs this am!

  • @47hammer
    @47hammer 4 года назад +4

    Yes is all I have to Say..

  • @constancejenkins3867
    @constancejenkins3867 4 года назад +4

    🤔🤐😥😜🤣😆😎

  • @rhllnm
    @rhllnm 4 года назад +10

    It doesn't hurt. It's quick. Get 'er done, no more kids.

  • @JSCB-365
    @JSCB-365 4 года назад +3

    Why are there no comments here.

  • @karenfaust6972
    @karenfaust6972 4 года назад +4

    Cooking a tbone steak

  • @superdutyscaler6823
    @superdutyscaler6823 4 года назад +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gateway8833
    @gateway8833 4 года назад +3

    So funny

  • @tuxedo9824
    @tuxedo9824 4 года назад +1

    Well ... That was just stoopid ..... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @carijohnson8818
    @carijohnson8818 4 года назад +6

    Funny as hell!🤣😂🤣

  • @terrydyer8465
    @terrydyer8465 4 года назад +5

    Funny as hell.

  • @andrezescamilla9813
    @andrezescamilla9813 4 года назад +2

    Funny

  • @robertmichels6802
    @robertmichels6802 4 года назад +2

    lmao

  • @beckyaul3770
    @beckyaul3770 4 года назад +1

    '

  • @MDAdams72668
    @MDAdams72668 4 года назад +6

    No chance I would ever get snipped NOPE NEVER

  • @bfarm44
    @bfarm44 4 года назад

    Funnier than shit

  • @victorjeffers1993
    @victorjeffers1993 4 года назад +8

    LMAO ! Should've told her they still have birth control pills !

  • @buellboy007
    @buellboy007 4 года назад +1

    Mine left side not n
    Numb and mother trucker no Bueno sept 11 2003 also a day of history the day the twin towers fell the twins were snipped