For all non germanspeaking Viewers Eng Translation 0.03 :To demonstrate this we show you the epic story of Soldier 1 and Soldier 2. They surprise a group of aliens standing hostily around. 0:23 :The Aliens retreat and spread over the existing cover. 0:27 :Soldier 2 plays save and stays behind the trashcan. Here he enters covermode to be especialy protected from hostile fire. 0:34 :Both soldiers used up all their movement points, it´s the aliens turn now. 0:37 :This knorzoid decides to open fire on soldier 2. *Alienfire hit´s the trashcan* 0:42 :But as we know he is protected. 0:45 :This Silban is to far away to attack so he uses the power of his massive brain to attack soldier 2 with psy attacks from distance. *Soldier 2 hits himself with his gun* 0:52 :The aliens think this is awesome and have a good laugh about it. 0:56 :Now only the alien man in the suit remains, he just opens fire on soldier 1. *Trashcan explodes* 1:00 :Or rather the object in front of soldier 1, well that went goofy, all soldier 1 has to do is charging the alien angrily and... *Soldier 1 charging the alien* 1:15 :Oh, now he is out of movement points to shoot, well can´t change that. 1:24 :Soldier 2 makes better use of his movementpoints to, from the half cover of the bonnet.... the half cover of the bonnet.... *Soldier 2 changes position* 1:32 :...open fire on the knorzoid, here he is less well protected.... *Soldier 2 shoots the knorzoid* 1:35 :... but has a better view *Knorzoid dies overly dramatic* 1:47 :The Silban can´t stand all this mindless violence and starts to run around aimlessly in panic. 1:55 :Soldier 1 is standing directly in front of an alien, has no movementpoints left and a problem. *Alien shoots soldier 1* 2:00 :Problem solved 2:04 :Soldier 2 could now heal soldier 1 if he had an medikit, but he has none cause he can´t stand soldier 1 and rather brought a grenade with him. *Soldier 2 throws grenade and blows up the Silban* *Soldier 1 dies and despawns* 2:21 :And because Soldier 2 is such an ego sow, soldier 1 bites the dust with the beginn of the next turn. 2:28 :While the last alien begins to rapid fire around, soldier 2 believes that he is save. *Soldier 2s hand gets vaporised* 2:33 :In this moment he recives a rare critical hit. *Soldier 2 starts crying* 2:40 :The alien celebrates this good fortune but didn´t expect the, at the spawnpoint hidden, 3rd unit. *Tank aproaches* 2:47 :And suddenly everything looks different. *Tank blows up the last alien*
Eng Translation 0.03 :To demonstrate this we show you the epic story of Soldier 1 and Soldier 2. They surprise a group of aliens standing hostily around. 0:23 :The Aliens retreat and spread over the existing cover. 0:27 :Soldier 2 plays save and stays behind the trashcan. Here he enters covermode to be especialy protected from hostile fire. 0:34 :Both soldiers used up all their movement points, it´s the aliens turn now. 0:37 :This knorzoid decides to open fire on soldier 2. *Alienfire hit´s the trashcan* 0:42 :But as we know he is protected. 0:45 :This Silban is to far away to attack so he uses the power of his massive brain to attack soldier 2 with psy attacks from distance. *Soldier 2 hits himself with his gun* 0:52 :The aliens think this is awesome and have a good laugh about it. 0:56 :Now only the alien man in the suit remains, he just opens fire on soldier 1. *Trashcan explodes* 1:00 :Or rather the object in front of soldier 1, well that went goofy, all soldier 1 has to do is charging the alien angrily and... *Soldier 1 charging the alien* 1:15 :Oh, now he is out of movement points to shoot, well can´t change that. 1:24 :Soldier 2 makes better use of his movementpoints to, from the half cover of the bonnet.... the half cover of the bonnet.... *Soldier 2 changes position* 1:32 :...open fire on the knorzoid, here he is less well protected.... *Soldier 2 shoots the knorzoid* 1:35 :... but has a better view *Knorzoid dies overly dramatic* 1:47 :The Silban can´t stand all this mindless violence and starts to run around aimlessly in panic. 1:55 :Soldier 1 is standing directly in front of an alien, has no movementpoints left and a problem. *Alien shoots soldier 1* 2:00 :Problem solved 2:04 :Soldier 2 could now heal soldier 1 if he had an medikit, but he has none cause he can´t stand soldier 1 and rather brought a grenade with him. *Soldier 2 throws grenade and blows up the Silban* *Soldier 1 dies and despawns* 2:21 :And because Soldier 2 is such an ego sow, soldier 1 bites the dust with the beginn of the next turn. 2:28 :While the last alien begins to rapid fire around, soldier 2 believes that he is save. *Soldier 2s hand gets vaporised* 2:33 :In this moment he recives a rare critical hit. *Soldier 2 starts crying* 2:40 :The alien celebrates this good fortune but didn´t expect the, at the spawnpoint hidden, 3rd unit. *Tank aproaches* 2:47 :And suddenly everything looks different. *Tank blows up the last alien*
Eng Translation 0.03 :To demonstrate this we show you the epic story of Soldier 1 and Soldier 2. They surprise a group of aliens standing hostily around. 0:23 :The Aliens retreat and spread over the existing cover. 0:27 :Soldier 2 plays save and stays behind the trashcan. Here he enters covermode to be especialy protected from hostile fire. 0:34 :Both soldiers used up all their movement points, it´s the aliens turn now. 0:37 :This knorzoid decides to open fire on soldier 2. *Alienfire hit´s the trashcan* 0:42 :But as we know he is protected. 0:45 :This Silban is to far away to attack so he uses the power of his massive brain to attack soldier 2 with psy attacks from distance. *Soldier 2 hits himself with his gun* 0:52 :The aliens think this is awesome and have a good laugh about it. 0:56 :Now only the alien man in the suit remains, he just opens fire on soldier 1. *Trashcan explodes* 1:00 :Or rather the object in front of soldier 1, well that went goofy, all soldier 1 has to do is charging the alien angrily and... *Soldier 1 charging the alien* 1:15 :Oh, now he is out of movement points to shoot, well can´t change that. 1:24 :Soldier 2 makes better use of his movementpoints to, from the half cover of the bonnet.... the half cover of the bonnet.... *Soldier 2 changes position* 1:32 :...open fire on the knorzoid, here he is less well protected.... *Soldier 2 shoots the knorzoid* 1:35 :... but has a better view *Knorzoid dies overly dramatic* 1:47 :The Silban can´t stand all this mindless violence and starts to run around aimlessly in panic. 1:55 :Soldier 1 is standing directly in front of an alien, has no movementpoints left and a problem. *Alien shoots soldier 1* 2:00 :Problem solved 2:04 :Soldier 2 could now heal soldier 1 if he had an medikit, but he has none cause he can´t stand soldier 1 and rather brought a grenade with him. *Soldier 2 throws grenade and blows up the Silban* *Soldier 1 dies and despawns* 2:21 :And because Soldier 2 is such an ego sow, soldier 1 bites the dust with the beginn of the next turn. 2:28 :While the last alien begins to rapid fire around, soldier 2 believes that he is save. *Soldier 2s hand gets vaporised* 2:33 :In this moment he recives a rare critical hit. *Soldier 2 starts crying* 2:40 :The alien celebrates this good fortune but didn´t expect the, at the spawnpoint hidden, 3rd unit. *Tank aproaches* 2:47 :And suddenly everything looks different. *Tank blows up the last alien*
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For all non germanspeaking Viewers
Eng Translation
0.03 :To demonstrate this we show you the epic story of Soldier 1 and Soldier 2.
They surprise a group of aliens standing hostily around.
0:23 :The Aliens retreat and spread over the existing cover.
0:27 :Soldier 2 plays save and stays behind the trashcan. Here he enters covermode to be especialy protected from hostile fire.
0:34 :Both soldiers used up all their movement points, it´s the aliens turn now.
0:37 :This knorzoid decides to open fire on soldier 2.
*Alienfire hit´s the trashcan*
0:42 :But as we know he is protected.
0:45 :This Silban is to far away to attack so he uses the power of his massive brain to attack soldier 2 with psy attacks from distance.
*Soldier 2 hits himself with his gun*
0:52 :The aliens think this is awesome and have a good laugh about it.
0:56 :Now only the alien man in the suit remains, he just opens fire on soldier 1.
*Trashcan explodes*
1:00 :Or rather the object in front of soldier 1, well that went goofy, all soldier 1 has to do is charging the alien angrily and...
*Soldier 1 charging the alien*
1:15 :Oh, now he is out of movement points to shoot, well can´t change that.
1:24 :Soldier 2 makes better use of his movementpoints to, from the half cover of the bonnet....
the half cover of the bonnet....
*Soldier 2 changes position*
1:32 :...open fire on the knorzoid, here he is less well protected....
*Soldier 2 shoots the knorzoid*
1:35 :... but has a better view
*Knorzoid dies overly dramatic*
1:47 :The Silban can´t stand all this mindless violence and starts to run around aimlessly in panic.
1:55 :Soldier 1 is standing directly in front of an alien, has no movementpoints left and a problem.
*Alien shoots soldier 1*
2:00 :Problem solved
2:04 :Soldier 2 could now heal soldier 1 if he had an medikit, but he has none cause he can´t stand soldier 1 and rather brought a grenade with him.
*Soldier 2 throws grenade and blows up the Silban*
*Soldier 1 dies and despawns*
2:21 :And because Soldier 2 is such an ego sow, soldier 1 bites the dust with the beginn of the next turn.
2:28 :While the last alien begins to rapid fire around, soldier 2 believes that he is save.
*Soldier 2s hand gets vaporised*
2:33 :In this moment he recives a rare critical hit.
*Soldier 2 starts crying*
2:40 :The alien celebrates this good fortune but didn´t expect the, at the spawnpoint hidden, 3rd unit.
*Tank aproaches*
2:47 :And suddenly everything looks different.
*Tank blows up the last alien*
I love the purple-headed alien's dramatic death scene. Marvellous. *applause*
The soldier who charged the the thin man must have been the rookie with had the arc thrower!
Somehow, the awful German to English translation in the closed caption makes this vid even funnier. xD
Alter, wie geil...
Nice =) - Welche Software habt ihr für die Special Effekts verwendet?
Müsstest du bei den Rocket Beans nachfragen den originalen Machern.
Soldat 2, diese Egosau....
Warum sind hier so viele amis die nach untertiteln rumheulen...
Wonderful but we really need english subtites to be amazing!
Eng Translation
0.03 :To demonstrate this we show you the epic story of Soldier 1 and Soldier 2.
They surprise a group of aliens standing hostily around.
0:23 :The Aliens retreat and spread over the existing cover.
0:27 :Soldier 2 plays save and stays behind the trashcan. Here he enters covermode to be especialy protected from hostile fire.
0:34 :Both soldiers used up all their movement points, it´s the aliens turn now.
0:37 :This knorzoid decides to open fire on soldier 2.
*Alienfire hit´s the trashcan*
0:42 :But as we know he is protected.
0:45 :This Silban is to far away to attack so he uses the power of his massive brain to attack soldier 2 with psy attacks from distance.
*Soldier 2 hits himself with his gun*
0:52 :The aliens think this is awesome and have a good laugh about it.
0:56 :Now only the alien man in the suit remains, he just opens fire on soldier 1.
*Trashcan explodes*
1:00 :Or rather the object in front of soldier 1, well that went goofy, all soldier 1 has to do is charging the alien angrily and...
*Soldier 1 charging the alien*
1:15 :Oh, now he is out of movement points to shoot, well can´t change that.
1:24 :Soldier 2 makes better use of his movementpoints to, from the half cover of the bonnet....
the half cover of the bonnet....
*Soldier 2 changes position*
1:32 :...open fire on the knorzoid, here he is less well protected....
*Soldier 2 shoots the knorzoid*
1:35 :... but has a better view
*Knorzoid dies overly dramatic*
1:47 :The Silban can´t stand all this mindless violence and starts to run around aimlessly in panic.
1:55 :Soldier 1 is standing directly in front of an alien, has no movementpoints left and a problem.
*Alien shoots soldier 1*
2:00 :Problem solved
2:04 :Soldier 2 could now heal soldier 1 if he had an medikit, but he has none cause he can´t stand soldier 1 and rather brought a grenade with him.
*Soldier 2 throws grenade and blows up the Silban*
*Soldier 1 dies and despawns*
2:21 :And because Soldier 2 is such an ego sow, soldier 1 bites the dust with the beginn of the next turn.
2:28 :While the last alien begins to rapid fire around, soldier 2 believes that he is save.
*Soldier 2s hand gets vaporised*
2:33 :In this moment he recives a rare critical hit.
*Soldier 2 starts crying*
2:40 :The alien celebrates this good fortune but didn´t expect the, at the spawnpoint hidden, 3rd unit.
*Tank aproaches*
2:47 :And suddenly everything looks different.
*Tank blows up the last alien*
HAHA!
HUEHUE FUCKING AWESOME
ich bin bei der dramatischen musik abgekackt xD
GameOne FTW
Another plz continue
he is not the creator he just uploaded a Clip of a tv broadcast
If i was the commander those soldiers would had won
Brilliant! English subtitles PLEASE
Eng Translation
0.03 :To demonstrate this we show you the epic story of Soldier 1 and Soldier 2.
They surprise a group of aliens standing hostily around.
0:23 :The Aliens retreat and spread over the existing cover.
0:27 :Soldier 2 plays save and stays behind the trashcan. Here he enters covermode to be especialy protected from hostile fire.
0:34 :Both soldiers used up all their movement points, it´s the aliens turn now.
0:37 :This knorzoid decides to open fire on soldier 2.
*Alienfire hit´s the trashcan*
0:42 :But as we know he is protected.
0:45 :This Silban is to far away to attack so he uses the power of his massive brain to attack soldier 2 with psy attacks from distance.
*Soldier 2 hits himself with his gun*
0:52 :The aliens think this is awesome and have a good laugh about it.
0:56 :Now only the alien man in the suit remains, he just opens fire on soldier 1.
*Trashcan explodes*
1:00 :Or rather the object in front of soldier 1, well that went goofy, all soldier 1 has to do is charging the alien angrily and...
*Soldier 1 charging the alien*
1:15 :Oh, now he is out of movement points to shoot, well can´t change that.
1:24 :Soldier 2 makes better use of his movementpoints to, from the half cover of the bonnet....
the half cover of the bonnet....
*Soldier 2 changes position*
1:32 :...open fire on the knorzoid, here he is less well protected....
*Soldier 2 shoots the knorzoid*
1:35 :... but has a better view
*Knorzoid dies overly dramatic*
1:47 :The Silban can´t stand all this mindless violence and starts to run around aimlessly in panic.
1:55 :Soldier 1 is standing directly in front of an alien, has no movementpoints left and a problem.
*Alien shoots soldier 1*
2:00 :Problem solved
2:04 :Soldier 2 could now heal soldier 1 if he had an medikit, but he has none cause he can´t stand soldier 1 and rather brought a grenade with him.
*Soldier 2 throws grenade and blows up the Silban*
*Soldier 1 dies and despawns*
2:21 :And because Soldier 2 is such an ego sow, soldier 1 bites the dust with the beginn of the next turn.
2:28 :While the last alien begins to rapid fire around, soldier 2 believes that he is save.
*Soldier 2s hand gets vaporised*
2:33 :In this moment he recives a rare critical hit.
*Soldier 2 starts crying*
2:40 :The alien celebrates this good fortune but didn´t expect the, at the spawnpoint hidden, 3rd unit.
*Tank aproaches*
2:47 :And suddenly everything looks different.
*Tank blows up the last alien*
LOL
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