Practical Problems [SFM]

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
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    Twitter: / violetmcvinnie
    The music featured is Any Trash Professor Abacus by the Torpedo Boyz
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    As many of you may know I've been pretty busy as of late. But after getting an infected foot I had a bit of free time. I had a plan to do this video since TF2 first came out but I wanted to wait for Source Filmmaker to go official. 130 hours in SFM and Hammer later, here it is. As my foot healed I was getting less and less time to work on it. So I got it to a point where I was happy and just shut it down. It has it's flaws but it was a case of release now or never.
    The animation work i did is pretty janky, i'm still learning a lot of this.
    Most of it is kinect mo cap of myself and Zach. I barely touched it afterwards for clean up, mostly only the head and hands.
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Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @agent3c
    @agent3c 5 лет назад +5578

    Realistically that sniper at the end would have stayed scoped in, oblivious to everything around him

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 5 лет назад +79

      scoped*

    • @genericfakename8197
      @genericfakename8197 4 года назад +313

      Realistically the engineers would be building nests in the Intel room lmao

    • @disc_00
      @disc_00 4 года назад +50

      @@genericfakename8197 or in the stairs "room"/ behind the snipers

    • @disc_00
      @disc_00 4 года назад +5

      @St3althY The Loli Medic oh

    • @puddingfell5288
      @puddingfell5288 4 года назад +24

      @@disc_00 where every sniper is: Battlements
      Where engies build their sentries:
      #1: Intel Room
      #2: Lobby
      #3:Sewers
      The VERY tight hallway: Side Path
      The Rooms outside the Lobby:
      Spawn Zones
      The turning hallway to intel: Spiral
      The stairs leading to resupply: Straight
      The 3rd unused spawn: resupply
      The room right outside intel: Push Setup
      The Bridge: The Bridge
      The area under The Bridge: The Pond
      I improvised for most of these....
      The only ones i know other people use are:
      Lobby
      Sewers
      Spiral
      Straight

  • @modaltib880
    @modaltib880 9 лет назад +6379

    I like how the engineers' emotions are based on the angle their hard hats are tipped.

    • @abeltavaresperez7948
      @abeltavaresperez7948 9 лет назад +235

      what does it mean if their hat was blown off

    • @AASAA1
      @AASAA1 9 лет назад +290

      abel tavares-perez as the heavy would say : dead , not a big surprise

    • @abeltavaresperez7948
      @abeltavaresperez7948 9 лет назад +70

      But didn't the engI in expiration date, he didn't have a helmet in a few scenes

    • @AASAA1
      @AASAA1 9 лет назад +34

      abel tavares-perez *gulp* ENGINEER ZOMBIE CONFIIIIIIIRMED !

    • @hobowitharaygun3939
      @hobowitharaygun3939 8 лет назад +8

      What if....special eye goggles?

  • @DatBoiChucklez
    @DatBoiChucklez 2 года назад +1813

    Love how rather than send the spy to kill the other Engie, blue Engie just has him distract the other Engie while he kills him.

    • @orealfrajola
      @orealfrajola Год назад +7

      ye lol

    • @catherinemesuelo1219
      @catherinemesuelo1219 Год назад +135

      “Taking it personally”

    • @Ropetrick6
      @Ropetrick6 Год назад +85

      If you want a job done right, you gotta do it yourself

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat 10 месяцев назад +38

      this was too personal to let anyone else do it

    • @republicarmy9198
      @republicarmy9198 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@renthewerecat on god I would take it personally too

  • @Wheagg
    @Wheagg 3 года назад +3916

    I wondered if he would have enough time in an actual game.
    Then I remembered it was 2fort

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 2 года назад +347

      Yeah 2fort matches either last 1 minute or forever

    • @TheSnamwich
      @TheSnamwich 2 года назад +58

      An engineer short with the only building being a Blu team lvl1 sentury

    • @vintagememelord8168
      @vintagememelord8168 Год назад +49

      Public TwoFort matches last longer than infinite clock community server 2fort matches

    • @vintagememelord8168
      @vintagememelord8168 Год назад +18

      interserver-balistic missile

    • @Twiddle_things
      @Twiddle_things Год назад +6

      Wheatley gaming

  • @ironfistdoombringerslayero902
    @ironfistdoombringerslayero902 10 лет назад +1177

    "As long as there are two people on this earth, someone is gonna want someone dead."
    *Nuke kills everyone but sniper*

    • @Moloskeleton
      @Moloskeleton 10 лет назад +74

      "Gah! You hear me? GAH!!! Ahh this is rubbish! Ya bloody Engineer!"
      *starts headbutting a wall*

    • @JesterHyhuahua
      @JesterHyhuahua 10 лет назад +29

      Blood Scoot "PISS OFF YA BLOODY WANKAH!''

    • @Moloskeleton
      @Moloskeleton 10 лет назад +13

      Derpina Herpencia
      "GYAAH! GAAH! GYAAAYAAAAAAAAAH! YA BLOODY BOGAN!"

    • @compute6324
      @compute6324 10 лет назад +11

      Blood Scoot "GAHHHH! THAT WAS RUBBISH! GAHHHH!

    • @SquidmanMalachar
      @SquidmanMalachar 10 лет назад +9

      That's some "Time enough at last" crap man.

  • @kylesnider1784
    @kylesnider1784 5 лет назад +8302

    I love how that engineer could sit down and casually eat a Sandvich during the middle of a war.

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 5 лет назад +379

      sounds like a practical solution if you ask me
      can't get PTSD if you don't realize it

    • @hunteravants7170
      @hunteravants7170 4 года назад +181

      What ya talkin about? That's the perfect time to eat a sandwich

    • @enternameerror8373
      @enternameerror8373 4 года назад +73

      Theyre on break so they eat 2 sandvich and a cold one and no one shoots them

    • @ep8025
      @ep8025 4 года назад +62

      In the game heavy runs out of a battle mid fight around a corner to eat a sandwich

    • @Th3Bishop3
      @Th3Bishop3 4 года назад +64

      Trust me, i see tons of ranch relaxo's chilling around 2Fort. Sometimes ill uncloak and say hi.

  • @domino5072
    @domino5072 5 лет назад +7196

    I feel like this perfectly encapsulates how actual opposing engineers feel about each other. They almost never actually confront each other so they almost feel like being friendly to each other, then they just scream at their team behind the scenes to screw with the other one.
    What? That's how I feel as an engie main, at least...

    • @sleeeepyy_
      @sleeeepyy_ 4 года назад +271

      i approve as an engie main

    • @TheRangerNacho
      @TheRangerNacho 4 года назад +183

      I approve this as a engi main too

    • @paperweight9117
      @paperweight9117 4 года назад +159

      This is very accurate to my experience maining engie

    • @plasmic7021
      @plasmic7021 4 года назад +53

      As engie main I approve

    • @apocalypticsurvivor6111
      @apocalypticsurvivor6111 4 года назад +74

      Whenever I play engi I usually only build dispensers and teleporters unofficially I'm regarded as the harmless engi

  • @MythicBeanProductions
    @MythicBeanProductions 3 года назад +724

    This is so accurate of when you're "fighting" another engine main. You just ask your team to mess with them while you sit behind lol

  • @crazyeric62
    @crazyeric62 6 лет назад +3861

    It's been 6 years since I saw this tf2 SFM video. I remember how realistic it looked. Back when gmod videos were popular, this was a game changer. Gotta say, the editing aged really well.

  • @user-qf4du7lc4z
    @user-qf4du7lc4z 5 лет назад +3813

    Legend has it that the red engie has still not eaten the sandvich

  • @M16A3ACOG
    @M16A3ACOG 8 лет назад +665

    That music choice is just insanely perfect.

  • @korogami5456
    @korogami5456 3 года назад +3836

    This is the rightful example of the meme
    “And I took it personally.”

    • @Julia-vm2tr
      @Julia-vm2tr 3 года назад +18

      💀💀💀

    • @ArmoredG
      @ArmoredG 2 года назад +4

      imagine using fictional animated girl as a profile picture. Disgusting

    • @joevincent1987
      @joevincent1987 2 года назад +25

      @@ArmoredG ok lol

    • @kingcreeper81
      @kingcreeper81 Год назад +17

      @@ArmoredG And the problem is?

    • @NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN
      @NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN Год назад

      @@ArmoredG you're an idiot

  • @Gloverfield
    @Gloverfield 5 лет назад +9523

    And everything is because soldier couldn't aim...

  • @tvna5404
    @tvna5404 5 лет назад +2995

    4:07 rare video of PabloGonzales2007 unsocoping for the first time in 20 years

    • @thegamingkirby8696
      @thegamingkirby8696 5 лет назад +71

      You get my like

    • @funtimes1469
      @funtimes1469 5 лет назад +78

      That's my real name except with a o and not a b paolo

    • @MR_MIRTH
      @MR_MIRTH 5 лет назад +43

      Move the paolo up

    • @RLSova
      @RLSova 5 лет назад +9

      XD

    • @ShinziiArt
      @ShinziiArt 5 лет назад +9

      aster!sk I've never heard of this dude....

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 4 года назад +4593

    Meanwhile, in chat:
    “ENGINE WTF BUILD SOMETHING”
    “NEED A DISPENSAH’ HERE NEED A DISPENSAH’ HERE”
    “BUILD TELE PLZ”
    “ENGIE CHANGE CLASSES OR LEAVE”

    • @Arslan35
      @Arslan35 4 года назад +126

      meanwhile, after first sentence:
      "engie*"

    • @cesarvialpando7736
      @cesarvialpando7736 4 года назад +63

      Engine

    • @bratanchik228
      @bratanchik228 4 года назад +125

      @@cesarvialpando7736 imagine an actual car engine building a dispencer

    • @frogg5949
      @frogg5949 4 года назад +11

      need a dispenser here

    • @confusedru1nz171
      @confusedru1nz171 4 года назад +9

      @@frogg5949 not spelling it right was the joke

  • @ldwiy3rhbldwi
    @ldwiy3rhbldwi 3 года назад +719

    Engie is the nice uncle who is oddly scary whenever he find out something that you think could make him absolutely angry, but when you meet him during it, he's weirdly calm, which is most scary.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 года назад +48

      Yeah, the real scary people don't talk about how scary they are.

    • @tajproductions5455
      @tajproductions5455 Год назад +43

      Pyro is the uncle your not allowed to be alone with

    • @attibotgd4123
      @attibotgd4123 11 месяцев назад +26

      Heavy is just the dad. No more to it. Scout's a younger bro. Spy is the dad who needed some cigs and milk. Soldier is grandpa. Demo is the cool uncle that loves showing you how to do stuff that's banned in some areas. Sniper is the grandpa in jail. Pyro is the 5 year old sister. And medic? Medic isn't a family member, HE IS THE FAMILY.

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@tajproductions5455 He sees a baby and thinks that he should feed it gasoline.

  • @iwaslego2505
    @iwaslego2505 4 года назад +2250

    Red engine: laughs at the death of blu engie
    Blu engie: peace was never an option

  • @zck2020
    @zck2020 5 лет назад +1750

    All these years later, still holds up.
    Also the music for this is just perfect. James McVinnie is a good animation director.

    • @oompaCookie
      @oompaCookie 5 лет назад +11

      I love this

    • @evaakhtar
      @evaakhtar 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah

    • @JohnAce-8
      @JohnAce-8 4 года назад +5

      Name of Music please?

    • @Lessepier
      @Lessepier 4 года назад +7

      Joo Mess Any Trash Professor I believe

    • @BDNeon
      @BDNeon 4 года назад +16

      This was one of the very first SFM shorts. SFM was only just released a month prior to this.

  • @xerxesxylophone7188
    @xerxesxylophone7188 4 года назад +3422

    This feels like a PIXAR short.

    • @pinkysw1
      @pinkysw1 3 года назад +42

      Agreed

    • @mbsb1376
      @mbsb1376 3 года назад +70

      Its motion captured, thats why.

    • @lukepavitt4603
      @lukepavitt4603 3 года назад +26

      Early Disney meets Pixar more like.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 года назад +34

      Only with guns

    • @iplxel7888
      @iplxel7888 3 года назад +40

      @@ianfinrir8724 Family Friendlyn't

  • @spiffy3430
    @spiffy3430 2 года назад +736

    The fact that blu engineer managed to get to reds battlements without dying just to melee red engine is hard to believe

    • @thegamingkirby8696
      @thegamingkirby8696 Год назад +32

      Eh nowadays it can be possible

    • @LocalSchizoprenic
      @LocalSchizoprenic Год назад +78

      well sometimes if your team knows you and another player are going at it they'll just sit back and watch

    • @_blood_moon_proto_1500
      @_blood_moon_proto_1500 Год назад +28

      no, no i have done it, not intentionally, i was trying to put a teleporter under the base but instead ended up airblasted at the entrance to the red base, so i kinda just waltzed through holding the teleporter... i got the brief case to the bridge before getting mowed down by a wave of newly respawned players tho

    • @martinpachu7125
      @martinpachu7125 Год назад +2

      i think that was supposed to be a disguised spy

    • @dashthatonedude
      @dashthatonedude Год назад +20

      Listen he got no hats on him. Making him an f2p and f2p have special powers that make everyone ignore them which allows them to flank better than a Scout with 1000 hours

  • @thegamingtyrant9154
    @thegamingtyrant9154 9 лет назад +6287

    Unrealistic, not enough snipers.

    • @taylor9786
      @taylor9786 9 лет назад +142

      Stock weapons

    • @amberstarr9267
      @amberstarr9267 9 лет назад +59

      Seth B. if all of the team were just snipers then no one would leave the spawn

    • @velvetpetunia
      @velvetpetunia 9 лет назад +98

      Seth B. Unrealistic, not enough fail scouts trying to jump from bridge-to-base

    • @velvetpetunia
      @velvetpetunia 9 лет назад +8

      Then why is the ENGI wearing a hat? LOOMINARTED CONFRONTED

    • @velvetpetunia
      @velvetpetunia 9 лет назад +7

      No its a hat fuck off %100 mate

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 5 лет назад +504

    That Red engi is like.
    "Random crits are fair and balanced".

    • @laneslash6639
      @laneslash6639 5 лет назад +2

      I'm a simple man, I see Jatkosota, I like.

  • @mikedoesstuff2848
    @mikedoesstuff2848 5 лет назад +431

    4:21 we have officially changed the map 2Fort to 0Fort

  • @iceisquitenice
    @iceisquitenice 3 года назад +343

    Fun Fact! : this is the first SFM to have Motion Capture!

    • @ME-wy5uv
      @ME-wy5uv 3 года назад +17

      Wait what

    • @Prezy_Preztail
      @Prezy_Preztail 2 года назад +6

      No shit?

    • @rrevlis4234
      @rrevlis4234 Год назад +31

      ​@@Prezy_Preztail yes shit?
      Dude this comment was 2 years ago
      Wtf are you doing here

    • @tylerranoja2023
      @tylerranoja2023 Год назад +3

      ​@@rrevlis4234 what are you and I doing here

    • @Prezy_Preztail
      @Prezy_Preztail Год назад +7

      @@rrevlis4234 reading the comments on a video I like

  • @Zycarite
    @Zycarite 6 лет назад +4192

    2:58, Saw a comment like this some years ago:
    Engi: Hey spy, what time does your watch say
    Spy: This isn't a watch
    Engi: Ah

  • @Nothing2000
    @Nothing2000 5 лет назад +1516

    Now that I actually play TF2 I understand these SFM's more

    • @hunteravants7170
      @hunteravants7170 5 лет назад +10

      Yep

    • @Th3Bishop3
      @Th3Bishop3 4 года назад +62

      let me guess, found the rancho relaxo engies all over 2fort?

    • @Nothing2000
      @Nothing2000 4 года назад +16

      @@Th3Bishop3 Yes, I usually play on 2fort

    • @353-d8o
      @353-d8o 4 года назад +3

      @@Nothing2000 why would you play on 2fort

    • @Nothing2000
      @Nothing2000 4 года назад +23

      @@353-d8o Because I'm a casual

  • @GamerRocket
    @GamerRocket 4 года назад +3029

    Can I just say this song is utterly perfect for this. I think it's a player in what makes this sfm so timeless. But man, the quality of this animation ages like wine. Even to this day it holds up very well.

    • @alanavalos6645
      @alanavalos6645 4 года назад +36

      Yeah personally I think the animation to Th is is great and it’s nice to see instead of a heavy stretching across the city to grab a sandwich

    • @themalcahtwinz4743
      @themalcahtwinz4743 3 года назад +7

      @@alanavalos6645 bruh it's motion capture

    • @champdude17
      @champdude17 3 года назад +31

      I'd say it's good but unrefined. Today the way they move around looks somewhat unnatural at times. Not something I thought back when it came out.

    • @alface935
      @alface935 3 года назад +1

      Motion Captured Is The Future Of All Media

    • @themalcahtwinz4743
      @themalcahtwinz4743 3 года назад +5

      @@alface935 I hope not

  • @justinyreallife5688
    @justinyreallife5688 3 года назад +282

    This is how a divorce starts
    Soldier:me
    Engis: my parents

  • @midas2092
    @midas2092 8 лет назад +567

    4 years later and this animation is still fun to watch.

    • @alfredkruse1517
      @alfredkruse1517 8 лет назад +4

      Wow! Is it really that old? I guess so. Hmm

    • @vuvek__1574
      @vuvek__1574 8 лет назад +17

      Agreed. My favourite SFM of all time, James' haters should watch this and join the light side

    • @ELSTINKO.
      @ELSTINKO. 8 лет назад

      yup

    • @julianh1585
      @julianh1585 7 лет назад

      Midastouchgamer aye

    • @bolinkharrie4927
      @bolinkharrie4927 6 лет назад

      Midastouchgamer 5 years later and this animation is still fun to watch.

  • @bigbew621
    @bigbew621 5 лет назад +547

    Engineer: Got the time?
    Spy: My apologies, I don’t have a watch
    Engineer: K thanks

    • @idealzain4l404
      @idealzain4l404 4 года назад +37

      Engineer: Got the time?
      Spy: My watch only supports invisibly
      Engineer: K thanks

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 4 года назад +21

      E: Got the time?
      S: Why don't you be useful and build a clock?
      E: K thanks

    • @patrickstar4527
      @patrickstar4527 4 года назад +2

      @@kamikaze4172 perfect

    • @electrokyo9684
      @electrokyo9684 4 года назад

      @@idealzain4l404 where can I find one-

    • @carbonpaw2468
      @carbonpaw2468 4 года назад +5

      2:56 I remember an old comment that was well liked and easy to find that went something like:
      Engineer: "What time does your watch say?"
      Spy: "This is not a watch."
      Engineer: "Ah."

  • @leppy8392
    @leppy8392 8 лет назад +533

    Lets keep in mind, Blu Engineer started it.

    • @johanncarmona3547
      @johanncarmona3547 8 лет назад

      yep

    • @waffle-jy5yf
      @waffle-jy5yf 7 лет назад +18

      no it was the red one that laughed so I guess he started it

    • @Kendrubbin
      @Kendrubbin 7 лет назад +98

      Nah, was BLU, couldn't take a joke at his own expense.

    • @waffle-jy5yf
      @waffle-jy5yf 7 лет назад +1

      yeh good point

    • @twoamazinggamers8112
      @twoamazinggamers8112 7 лет назад +13

      dudegetthecamera plays roblox who wouldn't laugh their ass off

  • @greasedweasel8087
    @greasedweasel8087 2 года назад +152

    I love this kind of SFM. No dialogue or gimmicks or anything, but everyone oozes charisma and their characters come across beautifully. It takes skill to manage that, and you’ve done superbly!

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster Год назад +6

      It really does feel like the old Spy vs Spy comics from MAD, or old rival cartoons in general where its 2 guys at each others throats and it just gets more outlandish.

  • @Justin-gc2vm
    @Justin-gc2vm 8 лет назад +776

    00:48 That soldier is a stormtrooper

  • @fyrelsfolly9875
    @fyrelsfolly9875 5 лет назад +3384

    Nobody:
    Engineer: *tilts hard hat with malicious intent*

  • @lennymartinronnieshq3536
    @lennymartinronnieshq3536 6 лет назад +1374

    "I solce practical problems"
    *Nukes the entire map*

    • @carbonpaw2468
      @carbonpaw2468 5 лет назад +64

      And if that dont work... use more nuke

    • @guciofilmindustries7255
      @guciofilmindustries7255 5 лет назад +12

      I dont want to be rude or anything but its solve*

    • @Emm1lyn
      @Emm1lyn 5 лет назад +11

      And if that don't work either, use a trillion nukes.

    • @gagefarris
      @gagefarris 4 года назад +5

      *after seeing the nuke coming*
      “Sometimes you just need a little less nuke.”

    • @mirady9675
      @mirady9675 4 года назад +4

      "I solve tactical problems."

  • @rrainetf2604
    @rrainetf2604 3 года назад +119

    2:09
    Sniper: "That was a great shot mate-
    *BOOM*

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 года назад +9

      He wasn't happy with Engie taking his rifle.

    • @rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu95
      @rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu95 Год назад +9

      Then the Blue Sniper was aiming his sniper rifle at the Red Sniper :v (The laser dot moving on his forehead after Engie done with the sniping)

  • @trebor_sabre
    @trebor_sabre 5 лет назад +532

    When you and your friend are on different teams

  • @AstroManX100
    @AstroManX100 10 лет назад +224

    The pros and cons of having a one button remote.
    Pro: The button only does one thing.
    Con: The button only does one thing.

    • @cmb9173
      @cmb9173 10 лет назад +16

      *beep*...*beep beep beepbeepbeep*..."Darn."

    • @user-tw7jd9pk5v
      @user-tw7jd9pk5v 9 лет назад +9

      The button only does on thing, huh?

    • @2ue
      @2ue 9 лет назад

      you can also use it for emergencies like throwing the remote or even tricking a stupid heavy to suck it until he gets electrocuted

    • @kjoshua125
      @kjoshua125 9 лет назад

      i do NOT get it :D

    • @jiminyu2931
      @jiminyu2931 9 лет назад +7

      Engie: I have an idea! Let's launch a giant ass nuke onto our battlefield!

  • @oysenberry
    @oysenberry 9 лет назад +612

    According to the Respawn Room theory, the Respawn Room was destroyed and everyone died permanently.

    • @simmy0019
      @simmy0019 9 лет назад +124

      Except for the Sniper, who lived happily ever after.

    • @AbedH01
      @AbedH01 8 лет назад +6

      +Simone Galesloot lol

    • @oysenberry
      @oysenberry 8 лет назад +1

      Russell Kostal No one ever uses that one, not even the Defensive Engineers.

    • @oysenberry
      @oysenberry 8 лет назад +5

      Russell Kostal But it's not a Respawn room, it's a resupply room.

    • @oysenberry
      @oysenberry 8 лет назад

      Russell Kostal Only in Team Fortress: Classic. You don't in Team Fortress 2.

  • @strakhovandrri
    @strakhovandrri 4 года назад +279

    I love how disguised spy still acts like a spy, like a fencer; he looks just perfect as himself and absolutely not as an Engi.

  • @Lt5K1TZ
    @Lt5K1TZ 7 лет назад +749

    2:57
    Engy: Howdy
    Spy: Afternoon, laborer
    Engy: Got the time?
    Spy: Apologies. This watch does everything but tell time.

    • @user-eu2mg8lw2t
      @user-eu2mg8lw2t 5 лет назад +38

      I swear to God while I was reading this I was hearing their voices in my head
      Freaking hell you got it perfectly awesome comment

    • @stikiwiki
      @stikiwiki 5 лет назад +2

      Lt. 5K1TZ a

    • @parryhotter8788
      @parryhotter8788 5 лет назад +1

      Nice reference

    • @leghand2806
      @leghand2806 5 лет назад +1

      @@jesscls166 Well that's rude(I don't know how to put italics)

    • @astronomydemon6312
      @astronomydemon6312 5 лет назад

      I read that just as it came up lel

  • @Sn3dic
    @Sn3dic 4 года назад +395

    Engi:*shoots blu Engi in the head*
    Engi:*gives gun back to sniper*
    Sniper: *The fu-*

    • @Mimir325
      @Mimir325 10 месяцев назад +9

      BLU Sniper: 😅

  • @tigran010
    @tigran010 4 года назад +440

    Red engi : Hey look buddy , i am engieneer..
    Blu engi: i am too
    Red engi: well, whooudy rouudy lets make party

    • @tigran010
      @tigran010 4 года назад +9

      Blu : NOPE **launches a nuclear missile**

    • @cooleyYT
      @cooleyYT 4 года назад +2

      What in the hell are ya tryina say? Spit it out son. Btw im texan

    • @cooleyYT
      @cooleyYT 4 года назад +1

      BlueSteel who in the hell are you talking bout?

    • @cmanhanks1
      @cmanhanks1 3 года назад +1

      @@cooleyYT howdy howdy lets get rowdy!

    • @cooleyYT
      @cooleyYT 3 года назад

      @@cmanhanks1 Heck yes

  • @praetorian9823
    @praetorian9823 2 года назад +45

    For one of the *only* times in recorded SFM history, Sniper *actually* survives to the end!

  • @etiam5267
    @etiam5267 8 лет назад +726

    *Pyro airblasts the rocket*

    • @josephyee5340
      @josephyee5340 8 лет назад +31

      I approve

    • @Spartan375X
      @Spartan375X 8 лет назад +9

      BJ
      Giggity.

    • @podled942
      @podled942 7 лет назад +3

      What the Michael Bay is going on? valv pl nrf

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 7 лет назад

      Lol

    • @retrqce
      @retrqce 6 лет назад

      Neil Armstrong: ***Shit***

  • @weavilemaster123321
    @weavilemaster123321 7 лет назад +2969

    This isn't accurate, where's the 5 snipers on the balcony?

    • @kerfufflefurafufu8477
      @kerfufflefurafufu8477 5 лет назад +127

      You know what this team needs? *5 more snipers*

    • @thesarge310
      @thesarge310 5 лет назад +88

      @@kerfufflefurafufu8477 and we mustn't forget five more spies and 10 more engineers

    • @rageixi1422
      @rageixi1422 5 лет назад +11

      Idiots we need engineers

    • @LinxinMusic
      @LinxinMusic 5 лет назад +8

      Dead because of one spy

    • @noob-qz2dr
      @noob-qz2dr 5 лет назад +7

      doctor dank, in china they say this:
      不要注意这些细节!
      Translated it says something like this:
      Don’t talk about these details!

  • @cristinaleybag3143
    @cristinaleybag3143 8 лет назад +1439

    Team Fortress 2 duels in a nutshell...

  • @jacksonlee6760
    @jacksonlee6760 2 года назад +28

    I find it really cool how there's not one line of dialogue to speak of and yet it still is funny and you can still tell what's going on.

  • @owenasome
    @owenasome 8 лет назад +979

    so this is were the kill engineer contracts come from...

    • @kandle8998
      @kandle8998 8 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @epikducky5672
      @epikducky5672 8 лет назад

      I guess so

    • @jamiefenton9192
      @jamiefenton9192 8 лет назад

      hahaha

    • @becekttbluth740
      @becekttbluth740 8 лет назад +30

      Hi it's Pauling,got a contract for you.
      2Cp kill the spy that sapped your buildings
      5Cp kill other engineers
      9999999Cp use rocket too destroy your location

    • @eD-cf2un
      @eD-cf2un 7 лет назад +4

      Driver2900

  • @nexusshark
    @nexusshark 7 лет назад +1377

    My favourite part was when Engie used the sniper rifle and the Sniper was like "WTF"?

    • @EliTheBraixen
      @EliTheBraixen 7 лет назад +50

      nexusshark yet the engie can aim better then him he cant even headshot a stand still heavy

    • @gregmerter4083
      @gregmerter4083 7 лет назад +11

      nexusshark Randomnizer in a nutshell

    • @zxuanqueren5862
      @zxuanqueren5862 7 лет назад +33

      nexusshark at 2:11 the sniper's face is like telling ''WOW his more good than me what should i do" BOOM headshoot

    • @amandaarcher6403
      @amandaarcher6403 7 лет назад

      nexusshark me to

    • @trinitywarren4259
      @trinitywarren4259 6 лет назад

      nexusshark agreed

  • @roiroije6326
    @roiroije6326 4 года назад +931

    "An eye for an eye only makes the world go blind."
    -Ghandi

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 4 года назад +70

      No it just leaves one man with only 1 one eye left

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 4 года назад +8

      Gandhi*

    • @Japonezul75
      @Japonezul75 4 года назад +53

      @@rejvaik00 *cries in demoman*

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 4 года назад +22

      Ghandi was also extremely racist, sexist and a variety of other horrible things. You can stop idealising him as peace incarnate noe.

    • @m4sherman926
      @m4sherman926 4 года назад +44

      RoiRoiJe Well it was probably Ghandi who launched the bloody nuke

  • @budder561
    @budder561 3 года назад +134

    2:27 that one glory kill in doom eternal be like:

  • @d3lta58
    @d3lta58 5 лет назад +276

    1:44 that timing though with the music DAHM THATS GOOD!

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 4 года назад +5

      And how it slows down when he realises

  • @kpopstanfan_5124
    @kpopstanfan_5124 5 лет назад +427

    4:07 Me after I come into the classroom but the teacher has already finished yelling at everyone.

    • @evaakhtar
      @evaakhtar 4 года назад +1

      😂 LMAO HAHAH LOL

    • @colonelpopcorn1947
      @colonelpopcorn1947 4 года назад +2

      And then you say something and the teacher freaks

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 4 года назад

      Me when I walk into the classroom after taking a breather from the teacher and class clowns arguing

  • @theduchyofmilanball3157
    @theduchyofmilanball3157 7 лет назад +587

    It's all fun and games until someone pulls out a wrangler.

    • @nostalgiaboner6208
      @nostalgiaboner6208 7 лет назад +43

      Chronic Depression, It's not funny until someone get's hurt, then it's hilarious.

    • @3nzo.568
      @3nzo.568 6 лет назад +8

      Or puts down a mini sentry

    • @TauCu
      @TauCu 6 лет назад +4

      3nzo.
      What if it's a mini that's wrangled.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 лет назад +2

      *pushes hard hat forward*

    • @thejurassicwarewolf3300
      @thejurassicwarewolf3300 6 лет назад +1

      and then that person sentry jumps onto the bridge

  • @00aa00able
    @00aa00able 3 года назад +61

    This was one of the first tf2 sfms I watched growing up and these got me to actually play the game when I was younger and here I am now still playing a decade later... Thank you man

  • @JackieStamp
    @JackieStamp 9 лет назад +114

    Plot twist: Engie is in the locker at the end...

    • @reubenfromow4854
      @reubenfromow4854 9 лет назад +25

      HahahHa he escaped through hiding in a fridge

    • @fardmcshid931
      @fardmcshid931 9 лет назад +15

      Indiana jones right there.

    • @sim350
      @sim350 9 лет назад

      Plot Twist, in EOTL blu engi is bad...

    • @Lenwardo
      @Lenwardo 9 лет назад +3

      engiana Jones and the kingdom of the australium wrench XD

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 9 лет назад

      +TB Adriel From Indian Jones

  • @wafl423
    @wafl423 8 лет назад +173

    A timeless SFM classic

    • @Skullgobbler
      @Skullgobbler 7 лет назад +24

      Actually, this was the first SFM i ever watched...

    • @HaxxorElite
      @HaxxorElite 7 лет назад

      same

  • @tsuaririndoku
    @tsuaririndoku 4 года назад +2640

    When Engi can snipe the another engi
    Sniper: The day I lost my identity
    Edited: My pfp is actually made by me.

  • @StoryTeller796
    @StoryTeller796 2 года назад +20

    3:37 The Blue team: That Missile is locked on the red Engie's current position! Where's the Red Engie, Blue Engie?
    Blue Engie: Uh... we can duck and cover, there is a fall-out shelter not far from here
    Everyone else: There is no way to survive this!
    Blue Engie: does that mean that-
    Everyone else: that we are going to DIE! For your pettiness.

  • @GraveyardMaiden
    @GraveyardMaiden 7 лет назад +246

    this video sums up pretty much when the two smart kids in class try to out do each other on projects.

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 5 лет назад +1

      the other just nukes the other

  • @random_me666
    @random_me666 5 лет назад +244

    4:07 Rare footage of Stickmaster5000 surviving the catastrophe of TF2.

    • @eskirix1069
      @eskirix1069 3 года назад +8

      Yes. Stickmaster5000.

    • @emilianorochavelazquez7177
      @emilianorochavelazquez7177 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @thedanklordger5094
      @thedanklordger5094 3 года назад +1

      I remember the times it was Spookywaggon and not this Stickmaster guy

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 года назад

      It’s even Sniper! Perfect

    • @GoneFishingAway
      @GoneFishingAway 3 года назад

      @@thedanklordger5094 Yes, the OG guy who was everywhere commenter. Stickmaster will never replace spookwaggon. Do you also remember "PressFartToContinue" & "Cartoonlover98" the guys who were also everywhere before Justin Y. and Morgan Lemons?

  • @yeoldetoast6198
    @yeoldetoast6198 6 лет назад +327

    2:16 "piss"

  • @Burabityn
    @Burabityn 3 года назад +47

    I love this SFM because the Merc's movement feels so realistic, not the over-exxagerated swaying like I see in most other SFMs. I like all SFM's but this is one of my favorites from the motion alone.

    • @spoon1245
      @spoon1245 Год назад +4

      I know I'm a year late but the reason why is most of the animations is Mocap.

    • @LocalSchizoprenic
      @LocalSchizoprenic Год назад +6

      the wonders of motion capture my dude

  • @literalcarman6455
    @literalcarman6455 5 лет назад +550

    What does the engineer's toolbox contains?
    a) Wrench
    b) Sentry, Dispenser and Teleporter kits
    c) Sandwich
    Me: *slaps "C" button without even a second of thinking*

    • @lansones1843
      @lansones1843 5 лет назад +28

      All of it actually, but you forgot his most important thing, his BACONS,!

    • @jackalpartisan
      @jackalpartisan 5 лет назад

      @@lansones1843 r/whoosh

    • @EmpyreusAwakening
      @EmpyreusAwakening 5 лет назад +9

      Gabe
      Im not sure whether your making another joke
      But this guy made a joke about how engineer loves BACONS
      so your the one that can get wooshed.

    • @thedripcritic9379
      @thedripcritic9379 5 лет назад +11

      @@jackalpartisan and so...
      R/Wooooosh

    • @jackalpartisan
      @jackalpartisan 5 лет назад

      The Waffle Lord r/whoosh

  • @seaal5181
    @seaal5181 6 лет назад +508

    Yes! I knew respawning was part of the TF2 lore!

    • @danielsteger8456
      @danielsteger8456 5 лет назад +68

      medic took all their souls, and without them they cant go to hell nor heaven

    • @doctorsam9200
      @doctorsam9200 5 лет назад +22

      Daniel Steger Nah we saw Scout go to Heaven in the comics

    • @Jn-pp5ji
      @Jn-pp5ji 5 лет назад +11

      Dr. Sam Pepper that’s before med took them

    • @doctorsam9200
      @doctorsam9200 5 лет назад +10

      @@Jn-pp5ji Medic had their souls forever, chances are he's done that deal with the devil before

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 5 лет назад +4

      @@Jn-pp5ji that was after, medic took them the second he started experimenting on them.

  • @CompleteAnimation
    @CompleteAnimation 5 лет назад +110

    SFM has come a long way, but even in the beginning, there was heart put into it.

  • @drakemono3453
    @drakemono3453 Год назад +18

    It's funny how this animation was made 10 years ago and still doesn't get old at all

  • @ThereIsNoSleep
    @ThereIsNoSleep 8 лет назад +466

    Truly a classic SFM. Always a treat to revisit every once in a while.

    • @yeetmcskeet4684
      @yeetmcskeet4684 7 лет назад +16

      I watched this when it was released, and almost every week i pay a visit to this video :D, i just think this is one of the best SFM's i've seen.

    • @theelite5135
      @theelite5135 6 лет назад +3

      This was back when sfm was new good times

    • @Dankboi68
      @Dankboi68 6 лет назад

      Can you send me the download link for your account icon?

    • @Dankboi68
      @Dankboi68 6 лет назад

      U L T R A N U T

  • @luis377
    @luis377 4 года назад +110

    Alternative title:
    Common texan conundrums

  • @liquidpestar8099
    @liquidpestar8099 10 лет назад +69

    That awkward moment when Engie's a better sniper than you.

  • @NoelistAvenger
    @NoelistAvenger 3 года назад +22

    Me : *Starts game*
    Also me : *Play as Engineer*
    *Warm-up time*
    Me : *See enemy Engineer*
    *Pick Square Dance taunt*
    Enemy Engineer : *Spots me*
    Enemy Engineer : *Runs up to me*
    Me : "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
    Enemy Engineer : "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
    *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

    • @boi6471
      @boi6471 2 года назад +1

      Texas moment

  • @kion9001
    @kion9001 7 лет назад +225

    Man, i'd love to see this remastered.

  • @thomaselliottjohncampbell3024
    @thomaselliottjohncampbell3024 5 лет назад +48

    3:46 the moment Blu Engie realised he didn't think things through

  • @molot_vepr_3089
    @molot_vepr_3089 7 лет назад +303

    Red Sniper: heres a touching story, once upon a time, a rocket came out of another map and everyone accept me died, and i lived in a different place and lived happily ever after.

  • @thatww2nerd81
    @thatww2nerd81 Год назад +7

    As an Engi main, i can say this is a 100% accurate. We hold grudges like nobody's business

  • @AhariAri
    @AhariAri 4 года назад +145

    Engie “So what exactly was in that briefcase?”
    Medic “Oh you know, just some launch codes...”

    • @Cynderfan35
      @Cynderfan35 2 года назад +8

      *medic see's the missile coming* ..ENGINEEEEEEEER!!!!"

  • @Rapidgame7
    @Rapidgame7 10 лет назад +56

    And it just started because a rocket bounced off from another rocket launcher.

    • @TheForcer96
      @TheForcer96 10 лет назад +23

      Who knew that two soldiers on opposite sides could cause such a disaster?

  • @knifz5912
    @knifz5912 10 лет назад +51

    2:58 engineer: hey spy, what time is it?
    spy:this is not an normal watch i use it to go invisible.
    engineer:Oh Ok Then D;

  • @amranbus
    @amranbus 2 года назад +13

    Its really hard to believe that this was my first time watching an SFM when I was a kid remembered when it was newly released.. I see that its about 9 years old now, time really flies

  • @薛璐-j9q
    @薛璐-j9q 4 года назад +20

    3:52
    The face you make when can destroy your school but you realize that you’re at the school

  • @Justin-sl3sb
    @Justin-sl3sb 8 лет назад +38

    4:07, when a machine sniper gets his face out of his scope for once

    • @the_burger
      @the_burger 7 лет назад +1

      Justin Calvert this is not even machina,it is stock

    • @lukalackovic9630
      @lukalackovic9630 7 лет назад +3

      the reaction because with machina you must always scope

  • @radicals-1326
    @radicals-1326 7 лет назад +149

    Wait,so the whole story is...the blue engie got triggered because the red engie laughed at him.

  • @Slaztic
    @Slaztic 2 года назад +17

    10 years later, still an epic SFM

  • @gautamsunil3953
    @gautamsunil3953 7 лет назад +147

    Who said engineer isn't a deadly class...

    • @MyersTheDriver
      @MyersTheDriver 5 лет назад +9

      no one,not a single soul said that...

    • @kitty185_
      @kitty185_ 5 лет назад +1

      Spy, demoman, heavy, soldier, and medic

    • @ShiroNyankotv
      @ShiroNyankotv 5 лет назад +1

      @@kitty185_ *cowardly scout noises*

    • @joopersdoopers
      @joopersdoopers 5 лет назад

      Paradox Donk no one

    • @chrismason1530
      @chrismason1530 5 лет назад

      @@kitty185_ pyro's afterburn dmg is brutal

  • @atrupb
    @atrupb 7 лет назад +262

    This would've definitely won a saxxy

    • @CaioXG002
      @CaioXG002 5 лет назад +5

      I'm pretty sure this DID run for a saxxy on the release year, no?

    • @Geobeetle
      @Geobeetle 5 лет назад +1

      Wouldn’t have stood a chance against the other 2012 entries

  • @insertname.5985
    @insertname.5985 5 лет назад +277

    At least Sniper and Demo survived (at the end, it looks like Sniper is the only survivor, but as it zooms out you see demo moving
    Edit: never mind demo dead
    Edit: I think the tire got him

    • @FourByteBurger
      @FourByteBurger 5 лет назад +37

      Demo is very much alive,still just blacked out from the liquor

    • @insertname.5985
      @insertname.5985 4 года назад +11

      Oh, okay.

    • @sientjerotinsulu6186
      @sientjerotinsulu6186 4 года назад +8

      @@FourByteBurger
      Maybe he was sleeping

    • @seizuresalad1558
      @seizuresalad1558 4 года назад +9

      The words "I think the tire got him" have never been this funny to me

    • @callinater6133
      @callinater6133 2 года назад

      It’s possible scout and heavy are alive too. Just knocked out. Everyone else is most definitely dead.

  • @MARKILL99
    @MARKILL99 2 года назад +14

    This is absolutely timeless! That being said I think it would be amazing to see it remastered in Source 2 one day!

  • @apolloknight9521
    @apolloknight9521 4 года назад +31

    1:43
    I wonder how the BLU Engineer was able to go to the other side without betting hurt or killed by the RED Engineer’s teammates

    • @Lunaraia
      @Lunaraia 4 года назад +15

      He borrowed Spys invis watch.

    • @DFFilmmaker
      @DFFilmmaker 2 года назад +5

      Tru the sewers

  • @MirodahROVANIIK
    @MirodahROVANIIK 4 года назад +49

    4:18
    Sniper be like "Did I miss something?"

  • @jankleiss2485
    @jankleiss2485 8 лет назад +433

    Friendly rivalry taken a little bit too far.

    • @GeorgeCowsert
      @GeorgeCowsert 8 лет назад +69

      I don't think it was meant to be friendly at all.

  • @ericyang3332
    @ericyang3332 Год назад +12

    1:47 “it’s an eternity in there”

  • @daijobudesu2192
    @daijobudesu2192 4 года назад +124

    The fact that I’m eating a sandwich in the middle of the night and he’s eating a sandwich in the middle of war

    • @John-ek4xc
      @John-ek4xc 4 года назад +3

      Ah yes , heavy in real life :v

  • @puteriemeelie2237
    @puteriemeelie2237 8 лет назад +78

    4:11 sniper was like wtf

    • @kirsby06
      @kirsby06 8 лет назад +1

      +Puteri Emeelie When you realise that a bomb has landed in the middle of the damn map 2 minutes ago

    • @adamproductions9490
      @adamproductions9490 8 лет назад +5

      "Wha-What the bloody hell just happened?"

    • @AngeloVann
      @AngeloVann Месяц назад

      He was the only one to survive

  • @Someone_1994
    @Someone_1994 5 лет назад +65

    This is one practical problem that Engineers can’t solve

  • @Cheese_moment
    @Cheese_moment Год назад +14

    3:05 quite frankly i thought a fly was flying around my ear

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 11 месяцев назад +1

      That is a strange sounding fly.

  • @FreemanJS91
    @FreemanJS91 10 лет назад +82

    The lesson here is, if you have a bad enough case of "tunnel vision", you ruin the game for everyone.

  • @thomasgarciaparrett373
    @thomasgarciaparrett373 4 года назад +24

    4:13 This me when I come back from being afk for 15 secs and my teams dead

  • @reinhold1616
    @reinhold1616 5 лет назад +37

    This dude is just a legend when it comes to animations.

  • @dankjungle4219
    @dankjungle4219 2 года назад +11

    Still remains as one of my favorite TF2 animations.