"We cannot teleport bread anymore!" Soldier managed to correctly deduce the problem in under 5 seconds and this would have never happened if Engineer didn't fill his head with ideas
I think the funniest moment is when medic says there are tumors in the bread and the way heavy just looks at his sandwich and 3 seconds later he goes back to eating it
ppl do the same thing in real life, not too far off lol. people know red 40 cause cancer and will just go back to eating it like their fate is already accepted
I honestly would not be surprised if Engineer had fears that they were gestating these tumours but understood that Medic had no idea when they were going to be terminal and was just fucking around. Spy got it too after a moment of shock. Heavy's too stoic to express concern either way so it's hard to tell. Scout and Soldier, however, were fully convinced because they're idiots. You really think Tavish would spend his last days pissing around in some dump in New Mexico drinking to pass the time instead of going back to his mother? Spy's Last Wish bit and later teaching Scout to woo was just making the most of an extremely boring situation. There are so many more important things Spy could, and would, be doing if he truly believed he had three days to live. As for Pyro and Sniper... Pyro, who fucking knows. And if Sniper believed it, he didn't care either way. This might have been after his parents passed away, and he wasn't on good terms with them to begin with even if they were alive to visit in his last three days. It's ALSO plausible that he just holds himself to such a high professionalism that he refused to abandon his job to say goodbye to his mum and dad even in the face of A, death in three days and B, being fucking bored waiting to die while on the job.
I love how everyone just accepts that they're going to die in three days. Edit: to clarify, I mean how no one questions the logic of them dying of cancer despite none of them showing any symptoms.
Not only that, but the first thing soldier says about the tumours is “we cannot teleport bread anymore!” which engineer corrects him on. So soldier was right from the start.
I LOVE how the numpad in the van at 0:57 also has the same code as in Meet the Spy (1111), and you can tell because both numpads 1 keys are the only ones with damaged
Okay but is nobody talking about Scout himself? He’s actually not that bad of a person, and he was willing to set his ego aside and spend his last moments trying to ask Pauling out. Like at 10:50, even when Pauling was upset and tried to walk out, he offered to talk it over with her instead of grabbing her or getting mad. That’s gentlemanly behavior right there! And a few seconds later, at 10:57, his first instinct is to pull Pauling away from danger. Moments later, at 11:17, he continues to take a protective stance against this giant bread monster to keep Pauling safe. Once again, seconds later, he tells her “Miss Pauling, run!” And the first thing he does when he gets the chance to talk to her again at 12:10 is to apologize to her for causing trouble. Once again, 13:00, he shoves her out of the way of danger. Even at 13:40, when he wakes up, the first thing he does is check to make sure Miss Pauling is okay. Even though he’s a cocky idiot a lot of the time, he makes sure that the people he cares about are top priority and I just love that so much!!
Then even though it was scout that ruined his plan to help everyone through it he used what he thought was his final hours to try and help scout with his final wish.
@Kriminty #7878 Well yes but actually no. To keep normalcy in the team, Scout was told that his father is Tom Jones. In the comics, Scout was close to death, so Spy (his canonical father) disguised as Tom Jones, declaring he was infact his father. He did this while disguised as Tom Jones for unknown reasons. Also in the comics, Heavy refered to his father as "disapearing often" (Invis Watch), when canonicly Tom Jones is dead. Scout knows this, claiming that his father doesn't disapear, and that he's dead. Futher adding to the list of reasons why Spy is Scout's father. Specificly Red Spy is Blu Scout's father, as in Meet The Spy, it is referenced that Scout's Mother is in a relationship with The Red Spy.
Yeah, They Are Probability The Worst People Ever In The Line Of Shooter Classes *Eddit* (any new readers, read the clarification comment before calling me a bitch, im just bad at English not some 12YO edge lord)
This was going to be the pilot episode for a Team Fortress show on Adult Swim, but it took like a whole year longer than [AS] was willing to wait so they pulled the plug. Team finished it and released it this way.
Jan Langer it hits even more different now that hackers have the source code and have killed tf2 to the point where people are losing their computers when they log on
I just realized Soldier came to the correct conclusion at the start, “we cannot teleport bread anymore,” not that they’re dying like the Medic and Engineer thought.
and then engineer responds with "you can teleport as much bread as you like" which soldier took as an ORDER to teleport as MUCH as possible, which he did do
@@JaxontheOkayYou and I, and maybe others, may have experienced a Mandela Effect, because that's what I remember him saying too, but when I rewatched it, he said "You teleport as much bread as you like." There was no "can". So yeah, apparently it was indeed an order.
I think you can really tell a lot about the mercs' personalities by how they decided to spend their last living moments. Scout tried to get a date with the girl he likes. Medic and Engie tried to find a solution. Spy was going to spend his time smoking, reading and drinking, but ended up helping his kind-of-son. Soldier teleported bread for three days.
14:42 I like the way pyro probably took the first specimen and kept as a pet, as he wasnt there fighting the bread monster, and after he os defeated he is shown playing with the first specimen at the end
on the "regular show" part of your comment. It got me thinking of a TV show called Regular Show which is a bizarre show that disappeared from Cable, I have not seen the show for a couple of months.
So we're all going to be fine, as long as no one leaks any of our source code Question? I have leaked the source code How. Much? I have done nothing but leak the source code for 3 days.
Fun fact: Valve had plans to collaborate with adult swim to make a 12 episode series of Team Fortress 2, but it was cancelled because if the time it takes Valve to make animations. Valve took 3 years to make expiration date.
@@PhobosTK that just makes it all the more impressive. They introduce you perfectly to about 6 characters in 15 minutes, while some games take 15 hours to do that.
After all this time I didn’t notice that soldier was actually inside the bread monster with scout and pauling, this goober got eaten thats funny as hell
Two possible reasons Spy told Scout to help Pauling with the bomb: 1. He recognized that even though Scout's plan to set up a prom and push the missing intelligence button was completely asinine at best, it somehow lead to Pauling truly enjoying herself during her day off, and he wasn't going to let the opportunity go to waste 2. Scout has 2x payload push speed
The writing and voice work is just timeless. Rest in peace Rick May. I will forever think of the interaction, "This... is a bucket." "Dear God." "There's more." "No..."
It means that soldier is an idiot on both teams. In meet the spy, soldier tries to open the door with the code 1111 but it doesn't open, prompting heavy to bust down the door himself.
@@ChargedBonsai98 you might be surprised to learn that in meet the spy after soldier types 1 1 1 1 in the keypad you hear a door open sound so it is 1 1 1 1, heavy was just overreacting
I love that when scout is talking about putting the date on himself, spy smirks a bit. I think its either because he is laughing to himself or he is proud.
7:21 I gotta say, it was nice of the other guys to play piano and saxophone just for Scout’s trial run of a dinner date. I always love when the Mercs act less like a team of colleagues who tolerate each other and more like a dumb little family.
@@Cthulhu_Himself getting drunk drinking booze having a drink fishing tasting alcohol meeting parents and having a drink etc. alright i admit that they don't have much options
Lovofofo I mean there’s even more foreshadowing with Medic at the start. His “deduction” of their time limit was clearly bull once he factored in them not being bread, and the fact that they used the teleporter for years. The issue was pretty obviously just the bread when you take that into account.
God, it absolutely crushes me that we will never get a production like this. Such detail! the worn-out one on the truck keypad, the demo and sniper playing the instruments in the song, the spy teaching Scout proper dating etiquette not because he's better but because he's his real father, and just so much more. I'll miss this era of gaming
to be fair, Heavy is normally thorough when it comes to devestation, and Soldier kills anyone who they tell him aren't americans. Scout CAN be professional when he want's to be, just look how seriously he take"s spy in the training montage, he may be a braggart but when he sets his mind to what he is doing he can be one of the most, okay you got me on this one... Edit: fixed grammatical errors at the sage advice of LeBonkJordan.
@@remingtomi8212 it was cancelled after valve planned to make a 20 minute short even though [as] wanted an 11 minute episode with 4 minutes of adds so valve said "fuck u dude!" and made it almost EXACTLY 15 minutes long
![Keep Going, Buddy [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/B0g8vajmeyI/mqdefault.jpg)
"We cannot teleport bread anymore!"
Soldier managed to correctly deduce the problem in under 5 seconds and this would have never happened if Engineer didn't fill his head with ideas
Well, scout got a successful date out of it
R.I.P soldier we will miss you
@@AuVeI will like cs you are good in the game
@@bananaman969 what do you mean?
Mr. facelesss they’ve had to much BONK! Atomic Punch, ignore them
I don’t know what Demoman did during those three days he thought were his last, but I guarantee that he doesn’t know either.
The Pip heavy drinking, like he does everyday
Donald Donahue Yea, that’s the joke
what did sniper do hmmmmm
bahahahahahahaha
@@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204 piss in jars all day
It is a canon fact that Demo can play piano and Sniper can play the sax..
Im living
Isn’t there a taunt where sniper plays the saxx
@@kms6647 yea there is
Dont forget that Soldier can play trombone
The sniper can also play the didgeridoo
And yet demo can't play the bagpipes because "iT dOeSn'T fIt HiS cHaRaCtEr"
I think the funniest moment is when medic says there are tumors in the bread and the way heavy just looks at his sandwich and 3 seconds later he goes back to eating it
Sandvich would never betray Heavy
Dont waste food
He also sniffs it and shrugs it off. The level of detail in this is insane.
Me when i realize i ate the sandvich that freezes time
ppl do the same thing in real life, not too far off lol. people know red 40 cause cancer and will just go back to eating it like their fate is already accepted
Ok yeah Spy is a great dad in this but MAD shout out to the Medic and Engineer for spending their last hours trying to figure out a cure/solution
Alan Arns or they were just bored.
@@imabird1566 one or the other
I honestly would not be surprised if Engineer had fears that they were gestating these tumours but understood that Medic had no idea when they were going to be terminal and was just fucking around. Spy got it too after a moment of shock. Heavy's too stoic to express concern either way so it's hard to tell.
Scout and Soldier, however, were fully convinced because they're idiots. You really think Tavish would spend his last days pissing around in some dump in New Mexico drinking to pass the time instead of going back to his mother? Spy's Last Wish bit and later teaching Scout to woo was just making the most of an extremely boring situation. There are so many more important things Spy could, and would, be doing if he truly believed he had three days to live.
As for Pyro and Sniper... Pyro, who fucking knows. And if Sniper believed it, he didn't care either way. This might have been after his parents passed away, and he wasn't on good terms with them to begin with even if they were alive to visit in his last three days. It's ALSO plausible that he just holds himself to such a high professionalism that he refused to abandon his job to say goodbye to his mum and dad even in the face of A, death in three days and B, being fucking bored waiting to die while on the job.
@HitSpaceBar read it again he just talked about demo
@HitSpaceBar RED Demo's name is Tavish DeGroot.
"But you're good with ladies. Ones that can smell good, and can... read,"
Incredibly high bar here.
4 of the mercenaries can’t read he’s probably one of them
@@brodyatkinson1960 I don't think there's anything "probable" about it.
I hate that I find this funny
Then explain this section : 7:18
@@crystalhourie3973 "Dinner."
"D"
"i"
"n"
"n"
"e"
"r".
We don't hear what's being said. He could be saying anything.
I love how everyone just accepts that they're going to die in three days.
Edit: to clarify, I mean how no one questions the logic of them dying of cancer despite none of them showing any symptoms.
Pure chads
Yeah nobody even thinks about it twice, but i guess they're used to stuff like this.
its an inevitable death
what can you do
Well, the Doctor and Engineer did seem to try ways to prevent it
They are getting used to it
Blue Team Lore : Emesis Blue
Red Team Lore : Expiration Date
Emesis date or Expiration Blu
Bread
I wanted to say that
@@Bracken1765bread
@@Sniffiling bread
"So were fine as long as nobody teleports any bread."
"Question."
*Top 10 Moments Before Disaster*
Watch out for Doctor Coomer, they're looking for all of you
"We are gonna live forever"
STOP MY CRYY
What’s your question Soldier?
I teleported bred
What?
Well the Engineer did tell the soldier, “you can teleport as much bread as you like”.
So he did
“Oh I did ok”
thats.. the joke
Ivan14XYU he teleported BREAD, they thought that when they teleported themselves, they where getting tumors.
Yes. That IS the joke
Not only that, but the first thing soldier says about the tumours is “we cannot teleport bread anymore!” which engineer corrects him on. So soldier was right from the start.
When you realize this is basically a video about a son asking his dad for dating advice.
@I stopped the Cart dear god
Red Spy is boinking Blu Scout's mom, not Red Scout
Paulunatr I was referencing the comics.
@@surimonizarro9791 There's more.
@@igbinedion6410 No!
10:37 A really cool detail is that when Medic smashes the bread jar, you can see Soldier for a split second trying to grab it
He want the bread:(
I never noticed it! Maybe because he's trying to grab the little mutated bread
I like how when soldier thinks they can’t teleport bread anymore his first instinct is to slam scout on a table and punch him
W H Y D O Y O U L I K E T H A T
Reasonable reaction
Nicky Davis
It funy
S T O P S C O U T A B U S E
Nicky Davis *punches scout*
Soldier: “Good news, we’re not dying! We are going to live forever!”
You’re right, Soldier. You’re going to live forever, in our hearts. RIP
Yeah, this fucking virus is taking everything from us....even our pure-blooded American
@@b.m.1106 I think he died more of cancer than covid 19. Rip nonetheless
“I didn’t say that!”
Now he's free to teleport as much bread as he likes
He beat cancer and a heart attack but this is what kills him. Damn.
When you realize Scout scooter taunt is Miss Pauling's scooter
So he stole it for his taunt
he’s hittin it 😏
@@xiutxui1689 😁👍
**thief**
lol, yup.
I LOVE how the numpad in the van at 0:57 also has the same code as in Meet the Spy (1111), and you can tell because both numpads 1 keys are the only ones with damaged
The real awnser is that animatprs like to reuse models
@@matsvandendungen2608 Knowing the tf2 animators at the time it could go either way tbh lol
The fact that nobody blames Engie for the deadly teleporters really shows how close these guys are.
I never noticed that lol
Thats what i call
Teamwork
@@Adigung_asli TEAM Defend The Fort The Second
@@watertank505 Alliance Area Again
They already get used to these craziness.
“Hello ms Pauling, we killed everyone and stole a briefcase”
I love soldier
0:32
i love him too
Same
Rip Rick May
_sobs_
Everyone’s worst fear is not being able to teleport bread
Jackson Roberts you have a point
Naaa you hear medic when he explaining about how long they all have until they die...
"Minus where not bread."
But that god damn bucket
understanable really
"I have done nothing except teleport bread for 3 days"
0:54
Love the small detail on the keypad where 1 is the only faded number which is the same in meet the spy
So that means both RED and BLU have the same password lol
I just realized how much of a responsible driver Heavy is. He wakes up Scout instead of answering the call himself.
Statuyu , Heavy’s a smart dude. He just pretends he’s stupid to get his enemies cocky
I mean,he has a PHD in russian literature
Awesome guy.
@@chubbyfug4601 he is so smart but he's having little too much fun killing someone
Well,there are a lot of criminals with crazy high IQs so
These voice actors are actually incredible
Matt Broder because the people who voiced them are the real voice actors
all of those has same voice actors as in game, except medic and soldier (soldier in the end)
That's the Medic's voice actor.
last time i checked
They got Nolan North to do the engineer's voice when the real Engineer voice actor was unavailable
These guys voiced for Piemations "Meet the amazing" series, right?
"We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count!"
*spy literally relaxes reading a magazine and smoking 2 minutes later*
Actually 12 hours later
I meant the video time lol
After having my soul crushed despite an inspiring speech, I'd rather just sit in my room jerking off and telling everyone to fuck off.
@@MechWarrior894 someone help, I'm dying and I can't seem to keep a steady sperm supply for each and every video ever posted on pornhub
*I TELEPORTED BREAD*
Okay but is nobody talking about Scout himself? He’s actually not that bad of a person, and he was willing to set his ego aside and spend his last moments trying to ask Pauling out. Like at 10:50, even when Pauling was upset and tried to walk out, he offered to talk it over with her instead of grabbing her or getting mad. That’s gentlemanly behavior right there! And a few seconds later, at 10:57, his first instinct is to pull Pauling away from danger. Moments later, at 11:17, he continues to take a protective stance against this giant bread monster to keep Pauling safe. Once again, seconds later, he tells her “Miss Pauling, run!” And the first thing he does when he gets the chance to talk to her again at 12:10 is to apologize to her for causing trouble. Once again, 13:00, he shoves her out of the way of danger. Even at 13:40, when he wakes up, the first thing he does is check to make sure Miss Pauling is okay. Even though he’s a cocky idiot a lot of the time, he makes sure that the people he cares about are top priority and I just love that so much!!
That's the thing about scout, is his tough guy persona is just that. It's a persona he puts on due to being the runt of his family
This is a RUclips video, not a fucking English assignment
I love how random soldiers emotions are. He literally strangles scout out of anger for no longer being able to teleport bread.
@Reagan Bagwell WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT
How much?
Soldier probably suffers psychosis and bipolar disorder, among other mental illnesses.
Quiver 5 maybe. The important thing is that HE CANT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!
And for seeing a BUCET
not gonna lie scout has very good drawing skills.
@Hill-Billy Boy spy masterfully fucked scout's mom
Even better than me.
@@coIlgnu Was that the case for the RED Scout or only the BLU one?
@@Shemsy.C yes
@@coIlgnu DEAR GOD!
“We are going to live FOREVER!”
In our hearts you will
May he rest in peace
He will..and won't be forgotten
❤️❤️❤️ REST IN PEACE RICK MAY ❤️❤️❤️
let’s start an f chain in memory of rick may. F
F
A decade later and still as beautiful as the day it was put into this world. This is a timeless classic.
I feel for the spy. He honestly tried to bring the boys together to help everyone through their final days and nobody actually cared.
Also, it prooves that he actualy does care about his team mates even tho he acts rude most of the time
they're mercenaries. Mercs dont get respect like soldiers who sacrifice themselves for their country. But its also an adult cartoon meant to be funny.
Then even though it was scout that ruined his plan to help everyone through it he used what he thought was his final hours to try and help scout with his final wish.
@@katonnor well, He is scout's father.
@@yoshibutkagekira7899 true but it still is proof he cared about scout
“You did not read mine”
“Did it say you want the bucket”
“Yes” *creeps away*
I love this line so much
*minecraft crouch-walks away*
He needs to make sure no one steals his bucket
I died!
@@mistermossman6074 smart
I love how Engie and Medic are both willing to sacrifice their last hours to try to find a cure for everyone else
Yeah I think that’s pretty cool
Not surprising when you consider that it would cure themselves as well
They’re the support roles, it just makes sense.
I love how happy medic is when he says:Tumors!
Also spy wanted to help everyone get their last wishes
Oh fuck, 10 years later i get it, expiration DATE, is a pun, Scout goes on a date with Miss Paulin
WHAT
I just got it too.
It's literally his dad giving him a lesson on girls. Lucky.
no girls, ladies
@Kriminty #7878 Well yes but actually no. To keep normalcy in the team, Scout was told that his father is Tom Jones. In the comics, Scout was close to death, so Spy (his canonical father) disguised as Tom Jones, declaring he was infact his father. He did this while disguised as Tom Jones for unknown reasons. Also in the comics, Heavy refered to his father as "disapearing often" (Invis Watch), when canonicly Tom Jones is dead. Scout knows this, claiming that his father doesn't disapear, and that he's dead. Futher adding to the list of reasons why Spy is Scout's father. Specificly Red Spy is Blu Scout's father, as in Meet The Spy, it is referenced that Scout's Mother is in a relationship with The Red Spy.
OW 😂😂😂 this hurts cuz it’s true
@@jonathansmithers2763 what about red scout tho?
Prob the blue's spy son
It took me 8 years to realize soldier was right from the beginning
“We cannot treleport bread anymore!!”
RIP
Lol that’s true
How about sandwich ?
what if heavy teleports himself with sandvich
True lol
The fact that Spy is willing to spend his last hours helping Scout is actually really nice of him!
It was heavily implied in the comics that scout was spy's son
@@keithkania3810 "well, off to visit you mother!"
@@keithkania3810 But isnt Red Spy Blu Scouts dad?
@@Bendetoma Or is it the other way around and Scouts dad is disguised as the other spy?
@@stargazer2312 *time to see wife*
I find it so funny that when Scout says he's great with "Girls" but not "Ladies" he actually has a good point.
“Teleport as much bread as you like”
Soilder: don’t mind if I do
Also soldier later:ive did nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
Medic: Where?! Where have you been sending it?!
@@SovietZParcham rumble sounds and cuts to scout and Pauline
I mean look at his smile at 2:15
What’s your question solder
Overwatch: Heros never die!
Team Fortress 2: gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
lol
Yeah, They Are Probability The Worst People Ever In The Line Of Shooter Classes
*Eddit*
(any new readers, read the clarification comment before calling me a bitch, im just bad at English not some 12YO edge lord)
@@worstspytf2824 excuse me
Cute Giratina excuse us
@@qulipz5967 C O M M U N I S M
14:10 "Good news we are not dying, we are going to live forever!" -Soldier
R.I.P Rick May, we'll never forget you!
"I didn't say that! I just said we're not filled with tumours!"
Rip Rick...
He is going to live forever.
As soldier.
That aged liked fucking milk and I hate it
@@drillbitz2816 you dont get it do you
@@imvrysad7315 I do, I'm just upset by it reminding me
4:40 hey look, it's me
HI BREAD
Salutations loaf.
Why did you have to go get tumors
G’day.
@@Poggersman37 nice channel man
"Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."
-unsynchronized beeping occurs-
We have seventy hours to live. For most men no time at all
@@SovietZParcham but we are NOT most men
We are mercenaries. We have the resources. The will.
@@SovietZParcham to make these hours count!
the clock is ticking gentlemen, lets begin.
@@goldenweeb2081 our first dying wish is Scout's. He's-drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off of me.
This is a great example of how great a TF2 series would be.
No one replied? Really?
Yeah, but this SFM video has a lot of backstory and work put into it. It was apparently going to be a full 90 minute movie.
How are there no replies
This was going to be the pilot episode for a Team Fortress show on Adult Swim, but it took like a whole year longer than [AS] was willing to wait so they pulled the plug.
Team finished it and released it this way.
Darn that sucks. No matter what valve is always late
Definitely would have watched this
"We're not dying, we're gonna live forever" hits differently now
Your bing watching all the TF2 videos because of the sad passing of rick may too?
His physical being may be gone but his legacy will live on.
Jan Langer it hits even more different now that hackers have the source code and have killed tf2 to the point where people are losing their computers when they log on
basically meet the pauling
lmao yea
I just realized Soldier came to the correct conclusion at the start, “we cannot teleport bread anymore,” not that they’re dying like the Medic and Engineer thought.
OMG that is a very good catch!
Sometimes the simple answers are the best ones
Occam's razor.@@elchecho1806
and then engineer responds with "you can teleport as much bread as you like" which soldier took as an ORDER to teleport as MUCH as possible, which he did do
@@JaxontheOkayYou and I, and maybe others, may have experienced a Mandela Effect, because that's what I remember him saying too, but when I rewatched it, he said "You teleport as much bread as you like." There was no "can". So yeah, apparently it was indeed an order.
I'd watch this as a TV series.
It should run as a series on Adult Swim.
yeah right
+The Chaos Dragoness more likely
+The Chaos Dragoness that would be awesome
You sir are a visionary!
I think you can really tell a lot about the mercs' personalities by how they decided to spend their last living moments.
Scout tried to get a date with the girl he likes.
Medic and Engie tried to find a solution.
Spy was going to spend his time smoking, reading and drinking, but ended up helping his kind-of-son.
Soldier teleported bread for three days.
And meanwhile, demo just spends his last hours being drunk.
Kind of?
Heavy, Sniper, and Pyro we’re doing fuck all
*spy is scouts dad*
@@johnnybon4865 Yes and no. Blu spy is Red scout's dad and vice versa.
14:42
I like the way pyro probably took the first specimen and kept as a pet, as he wasnt there fighting the bread monster, and after he os defeated he is shown playing with the first specimen at the end
Why was one of the coolest fight scenes ever against a loaf of bread
Before you know it they'll be fighting bagels
Well it is a loaf of Mutated Bread which makes it cooler
PurpleFire 337 because this is TF2
Because it was well written
It's great. I spent like one hour rewinding everything.
Scout: "you look... um..."
Demo: "DRUNK"
Soldier: "ROUND. SOFT, no ROUND"
Demo: "BLURRY"
69th like
Best quotes from them
The Brickler that part absolutely killed me
9:42
For the longest time i could not figure out what the fuck soldier was saying, thank you
I would love to see this as a regular show. Literally every second of watching these characters interact was fun. Good stuff.
Lyle has spoken. Let his will be done!
Lyle what are you doing here?
I don't play the game anymore but it is nice to see the characters be together
on the "regular show" part of your comment. It got me thinking of a TV show called Regular Show which is a bizarre show that disappeared from Cable, I have not seen the show for a couple of months.
*If you're content with waiting 6 months between, be my guest*
I wish they’d made more of these, this is such a classic. It’d be a great animated series on Netflix.
So we're all going to be fine, as long as no one leaks any of our source code
Question?
I have leaked the source code
How. Much?
I have done nothing but leak the source code for 3 days.
WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LEAKING IT?
Octo Daddy EVERYWHERE
He used the number 3. Half 3 and Portal 3
Connor Raab and TF3
I shall return after 3 months
It amazes me that so much compelling and hilarious storytelling is done in just 15 minutes.
Oh hey good lookin! I got a bucket of chicken
@The Ripper nice
Hey bro, what took y’a so long XD
Oh shit hoovy tube! Love your stuff dude :)
It took ya 6 years to comment on this lmao
Hyped for medics eight 2 0_0
Fun fact: Valve had plans to collaborate with adult swim to make a 12 episode series of Team Fortress 2, but it was cancelled because if the time it takes Valve to make animations. Valve took 3 years to make expiration date.
oh
3 YEARS? Holy freck I thought it only took 1 year
holy fucking god
If you take a deeper look at it you can see so much incredibly good animation and detail in just faces alone
Well if SFM wasn´t shit
14:21 I love the detail of Soldier’s reaction to their conversation
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!”
“Tumors”
Heavy: *nervous chewing*
I was expecting heavy to spit his sandwich out.
He's too russian to spit his sandwich out.
sandvich
Heavy: *sniffs sandwich, shrugs, and proceeds to eat it*
Sounds like *CHUMAHS*
The video when I'm alone:
"This is a bucket."
The video when parents walk by:
"SEDUCE ME!!!!!"
Everybody gangster till Spy tells his son to seduce him
@weegeepie polish there's more
@@BigBadBloss No...
Cookie Cake ye
@@azbe8289 Yes it is my friend
Every character is just dripping with personality. Everything about this video is perfect.
No, it's too short
And Pyro, i saw him or noticed him only towards the end.
@@lupita_Arsi You can see him behind Demo during the bucket scene.
@@PhobosTK that just makes it all the more impressive. They introduce you perfectly to about 6 characters in 15 minutes, while some games take 15 hours to do that.
Sniper doesn’t talk at all
After all this time I didn’t notice that soldier was actually inside the bread monster with scout and pauling, this goober got eaten thats funny as hell
Love how proud soldier is of the fact that he teleported bread
i have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
this mans last words were "I TELEPORTED BREAD! HAHA!"
@@ojhudgins7326 technically not last doe
Good news we’re not dying we are going to live forever
@@scotfraser9989 I didn't say that I just said we're not filled with tumors
The dynamic between Scout and Spy is hilarious when you remember that that's _his dad_
I think scout doesn't know that spy is his dad
@@scoutgaming737 scout doesn’t know
@@scoutgaming737 that's what a *Scout* would say!
SEDUCE ME.
No, he is not his dad, he is dad of the blue scout and same with blue soy being dad of red scout
Jokes aside, this whole thing was so clever and well written
It’s so well written cuz it was actually supposed to be a show on adult swim but valve was hard to work with so It didn’t happen
Burnt Bagel Boi
You’re kidding.
a proud asexual. No 😖
2:52 at the bottom of the screen it says "Copyright LOLOLOL"
@@burntbagelboi339 it is?
“This is a bucket” Soldier: “DEAR GOD”
14:22
Watching Soldier smiling, then frowning, then going back to smiling upon hearing Scout and Miss Pauling's conversation is very wholesome
lmao
I never noticed that, and now I'm happy.
Didn't realize, the faces are so expresive.
@@domingoiocco8183 dude doesnt even need eyes to be expressive
@@ezekiyam3827 remeber:he has xray eyes
what,you think he is so dumb he decided "yeah this will look cool" no no nonononoono
I think spy using his “ last “ hours to help scout is even better since spy is officially scouts dad
actually blue spy is red scout's dad
Officially? Wasn't confirmed but heavily implied
WunderSchnell yes it was confirmed on the last published comics
@@JoaoGabriel-eb9nd which one? The Tom Jones one?
Joao Gabriel btw the color doesn’t matter it’s the same charecter no matter the color
Two possible reasons Spy told Scout to help Pauling with the bomb:
1. He recognized that even though Scout's plan to set up a prom and push the missing intelligence button was completely asinine at best, it somehow lead to Pauling truly enjoying herself during her day off, and he wasn't going to let the opportunity go to waste
2. Scout has 2x payload push speed
+rep good comment
Or maybe because it's his dad and trust's him with that
Gigachad
@@ekaitzpascual8163
What
Who's whose dad?
@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec Spy is scout's dad
"we all use the teleporter let's say 6 times a day * 4 years - we're not bread" professional medic
Even 8 years later, it's still one of the best animations on youtube.
That's because the people who made this actually put a lot of thought into this story. It's a timeless story with timeless comedy.
@@RightBoyKA-POW Yeah, whoever this "teamfortress" guy is should be proud.
@@HOTD108_ so true, they should make a game based off of these awesome “teamfortress” characters
The writing and voice work is just timeless.
Rest in peace Rick May. I will forever think of the interaction,
"This... is a bucket."
"Dear God."
"There's more."
"No..."
@@a-dv7uy what??
When the sniper said: “ ….. “
I felt that…
Is the sniper even in this one? I completely forgot about him lmao
@@vidzam3087 yea he shoots the arm of the bread monster that’s holding scout
@@ihateurfits he is also seen in the date montage playing saxophone during the dinner scene
Wonder why he didn't say a thing
Heavy and pyro didnt say anything except heavy yelled
1:10 I love the detail on how the keypad for red also has the 1 worn out. Which means both teams number is 1,1,1,1
Bruh how do find this thigns
It means that soldier is an idiot on both teams. In meet the spy, soldier tries to open the door with the code 1111 but it doesn't open, prompting heavy to bust down the door himself.
@@ChargedBonsai98 you might be surprised to learn that in meet the spy after soldier types 1 1 1 1 in the keypad you hear a door open sound so it is 1 1 1 1, heavy was just overreacting
And its on 1:11
@@thachnguyen6859hm.. 1!
Watching this after valve killed the bots (for now) gives me hope
I like how Heavy looks at his sandwich as Medic reveals the tumors.
Also, soon after, he sniffs the bread, decides there’s not much wrong with it, and continues to eat it.
Nice loaded Rico
I love that when scout is talking about putting the date on himself, spy smirks a bit. I think its either because he is laughing to himself or he is proud.
I think bc he is laughing to himself
I think he was just tryna teach scout some belief in himself as he knows Pauline is probably going to accept scout for scout
@@bayoft6692 the smile is too warm and he wouldn’t hide a smirk from scout
Also at 8:47 spy's face represents how he feels abouy the last seconds with his son being him saying: screw you tough!
@@Bithe_Get he was happy until he said that
7:21 I gotta say, it was nice of the other guys to play piano and saxophone just for Scout’s trial run of a dinner date. I always love when the Mercs act less like a team of colleagues who tolerate each other and more like a dumb little family.
yup they only got three days to live and the fact that they decided to use those time to help scout is kinda heartwarming
Only solder is dumb.
Let’s be real what do they have to do other than that lol
@@Cthulhu_Himself
getting drunk
drinking booze
having a drink
fishing
tasting alcohol
meeting parents and having a drink
etc.
alright i admit that they don't have much options
is nice
-Heavy
I love how heavy is concerned about his sandwich and then just keeps eating it
1:25
"Asking out that dial tone again, i see."
"Go to hell, spy."
Such an underrated line
Saying go to hell to his father
He said "Dial Tone" I dunno what a dial tole is but that's not what he said lol
@@SophiaWoessner perhaps
@@onesadcomputer scout does not know that
Such a faliure
“This is a bucket”
“dear god...”
“There’s more-“
“Nooo....”
RIP Rick . . .
Just the best exchange
Splatoon be like
Holy hell how did I get 1.1k likes?
I literally just quoted two people. How the hell do I have 1.1k likes?!
Ice L you chose the right source material 👍
"Go to hell, Spy."
"I'll see you all in hell"
Very clever
Spencer Genovese classic spy
there's a ton of little foreshadowing in this short. Scout talking about ladies with their glasses a little crooked, and then 13:41
Lovofofo I mean there’s even more foreshadowing with Medic at the start. His “deduction” of their time limit was clearly bull once he factored in them not being bread, and the fact that they used the teleporter for years. The issue was pretty obviously just the bread when you take that into account.
666 likes cool
@@SlySwine58 not anymore uwu
“This is a bucket 😐”
“Dear God 😟”
“There’s more 🗿”
“No 😱”
“It contains a bucket 😐"
“Dear God 😟”
“There’s more 🗿 ”
“No 😱”
@@KolyaSheesh"It contains a bucket."
“Dear God 😟”
@@Awwoi "There's more"
@@DinoLoverGamingnoo
12:35 I absolutely love how quick Sniper is to pull out his backup weapon after he is disarmed, he truly is one hell of a Professional.
He's Australian. That's it
well, as a professional, one of his standards is be efficient.
Not to mention that insane shot he pulled off to get Scout free
@@the_happy_orange
He's from New Zealand actually lmao
@razgriz1273 / still pretty close to Australia though
This gets way funnier when you imagine the bread fight in pyro's pov.
Giant cake!
YOO ARE THOSE SPRINKLES IN THE CAKE?????? GIMME
MmmMMmM mM mHmHmMhM HMhNmMmMMmOoPMM -pyro
In my headcanon it was a giant dog since his Flamethrower becomes a Bubble shooter meaning he was just giving it a bath
@@redisokayI guess if his mask didn't cover his mouth then pyro would eat this bread
@@a-dv7uy 💀
I just notice that Spy was trying to hold back his laughter when Scout said he was going to set up the date himself at 8:39.
Spy *judges* my ways
Please don’t like it’s at 69
@@biohazard9035
Nah too good of a comment to not like
That face was hilarious
i thought spy was trying to hold him self saying scout you dummy
Red team lore: 🥰🤪🤗
Blue team lore: 💀💀💀
RUclips: this is an ad
Everyone: dear god
RUclips: there’s more
Everyone: *no*
_oh god_
69 likes, your welcome
Damnit
Makes sense now they're making us watch two ads at once
Everyone: How manny adds
RUclips: i have done nothing but spam ads on vidios for three days
@@dragonarchive7443 im da 269th like
I never thought I would hear a grown man scream “SEDUCE ME!!”
At his son, no less
No
No
Mr Salamander Red Spy fucked Blue Scouts mom, he didn’t fuck red scouts mom.
@@aero1878 It was a reference to TF2 comics
10:37 I love how the soldier immediately just tried to grab the bread with a big ol grin, took me years to notice that detail
Lol
OMG. Thanx for pointing this out. This really made my day
Holy shit, that’s hilarious 😂
1:52
God, now i like soldier more than before
God, it absolutely crushes me that we will never get a production like this. Such detail! the worn-out one on the truck keypad, the demo and sniper playing the instruments in the song, the spy teaching Scout proper dating etiquette not because he's better but because he's his real father, and just so much more. I'll miss this era of gaming
Scout laughing to himself saying “classic scout” will never not be funny
Wow, this blew up! my SoundCloud is
Scout’s stupid-ass genuine chuckle takes the cake for me.
Imagine having a comment with 1,4k likes but just 2 replies
@@ilregistratore4496 not much else to say ig :)
@@sudzysponge7623 :)
3:27
I like Heavy's reaction in this scene.
Like, he is understandably uncomfortable since there's a Spy behind him.
He has PTSD of a pub stomping spy
lol
Well why don’t you have the same reaction right now?
I’m pretty sure it’s just him falling asleep cause no one cares what spy is saying but I like this interpretation more lol
Or Heavy just woke up and he doesn't like that. Simple.
"how much have you watched this?"
*i've done nothing but watch this animated masterpiece for 3 days*
Yeah i wish they had made more. Now it would be hard because Soldier's voice actor passed away :(
@@Goobiwann i mean there are alot of people with voices almost same as rick may, and in this animation some other guy voiced soldier for some bits
Nobody Cares
Well I have done nothing but teleported bread for 3 days
@@wasd6287 yes i do. now shut your mouth and live a happy life for fucks sake.
7:40 Dang Scout is a pretty good artist.
fr 😭 dude draws better than me
@@bigrandy100 damn😂
Man, I’d kill for this to be made into a whole series.
It would have been if valve wasn't lazy
There actually was plans for a TF2 TV series but it got scraped.
Nick Jo
What a wasted opportunity
This was going to be the pilot episode
Comics probably just as good
Miss Pauling: sends the three loudest mercs
Also Miss Pauling: why weren’t you guys stealthy
Maybe spy and sniper were busy with more important, high risk jobs
She’s the clean up crew, not their boss.
to be fair, Heavy is normally thorough when it comes to devestation, and Soldier kills anyone who they tell him aren't americans. Scout CAN be professional when he want's to be, just look how seriously he take"s spy in the training montage, he may be a braggart but when he sets his mind to what he is doing he can be one of the most, okay you got me on this one...
Edit: fixed grammatical errors at the sage advice of LeBonkJordan.
heavy's a good choice since he's stoic enough to understand stealth but yeah shouldve been sniper heavy spy
it could have been far less subtle, pyro could have been there.
Medic, “WE HAVE 3 DAYS TO LIVE!!!”
Soldier, “Counts on fingers 1, 2…”
I love Valve, at least they embrace the joke
Valve can't count to 3
@@jpeg.. lol
No half life 3 or portal 3 lmaooo
Half Life: Alyx
Portal: Rattmann
Team Fortress: Announcer
Dota Dota: Counter Strike
Left 4 Dead: Director
@@theholymothqueen So.. You Have A Whitty... Profile......
“We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?” “Ok.”
The best conversation in the existence of earth
It's hard to believe this was the pilot to a show that never aired
imagine if it did
as much as i love the comics, it would've been SO cool to have a tv series instead
@@remingtomi8212 it was cancelled after valve planned to make a 20 minute short even though [as] wanted an 11 minute episode with 4 minutes of adds
so valve said "fuck u dude!" and made it almost EXACTLY 15 minutes long
It hurts
Really? I would watch the HELL out of that
8:16 That little "Really?" is the most wholesome and adorable thing, like Scout is so excited for a second that he made Spy proud then Spy just NOPE.
W pfp bro, for the republic!!
@@saandaczysko For the Republic!
If I could describe Spy's no would be like "No 💀"
@@Rexofthe501stIt’s a bot
@@Styxied thanks, I'm not running on full brain capacity I've been sick for the past week.
I love the face Spy makes when he slaps Scout with the mannequin and screams “SEDUCE ME!”
7:13
Thats right fancy pants!
my favorite is about 8:35 where his mouth twitches while Scout tells him that he didn't help him
such amazing little details
SEDUCE HIM
@@dinkelbroetchenlover Ikrr
You got to just love how insane they are