An Australian Christmas Bloody Miracle [SFM]
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- Опубликовано: 8 авг 2015
- Based on a true story.
This definitely happened.
No part of it is fake.
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Did...
Did the demoman just...
*punch* an alligator, during a car chase?
@@merlinklink3872
Yikes,manners.
What
You never seen an Australian car chase? It's one of the most cut-and-dry tactics in bush-robbery. Next to throwing a funnel-web at the runner's face.
the demoman is actually kind of weak. He shold have been able to hold the alligator's mouth shut with no trouble, because they have very little muscle mass responsible for opening their jaw
Can things get more australian that that?
I just realized that the beer in the bar was serving was probably pee.
@Justin Y. Owned by Facebookthat means that the demo and scout arent gamers
Jarate*
Well, he did say "thats how we do it in the bush"
True
@@Tf_Kid "The bush" is slang for bushlands, which is another word for the australian inlands, which is where they are. Not literally in a bush
i love that they all missed every shot. thats the real sniper experience
Is to many Sniper.
@@eliascabrera1610Is to bad at English.
@@itzjustdarren1348 Hack no.
@@itzjustdarren1348 is shouldnt judge
Mkmngsre cfdewqx huuncy u. Huijopxaqe 🤭
Can a certified Australian confirm that this is really how Australia works?
As a certified Australian, yes it is. We keep our Russian in the shed out back. He eats snakes and sleeps on a pile of grass he brought in himself. His name is Alex.
@@DaddyCaedisVA Выпусти меня,пожалуйста(
I don't see why not
@@goluboimorregistred OI WHO LET HIM HAVE A DEVICE
i mean we somehow got scomo so might aswell be
I’m an Australian and I can confirm that every pack of us have at least one domesticated Russian
What the heck xD
Impossible, not even aussies could domesticate a russian
What about a domestic Ukrainian
I dont understand
Pfft, I'm not an aussie and I have 4
I’m Australian and this is 100% an accurate representation of Christmas when we meet foreigners
Especially when drunk.
Thatchers gold is piss, try Guiness
So they don't like your beer, kill a bunch of people, evade capture, kill your governor, introduce a new beer, and you make them your governor? Yeah that seems about right
mate
Hopefully you’re okay, with the fire and all.
8:33 The crocodile bit always gets me 😂 "This is not good, Help! What is happening!"
Idk why, but I really like the idea of scout and demoman being a duo
didn't think i'd find you here
@@Stropion Omg.. stropion.. Animations???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
5:18 most accurate depiction of throwing paper ever
Love how the video is almost 5 years old and still people comment. It brings a tear to my eye... :.)
Joshua you’re right
@@chadblend8282 Good piece of art never gets old!
Yea
Yep
This was a very complicated whiskey advertisement.
yes
Ever wanted to stop a monarchy? Do this with Whiskey in only Twelve minutes and thirty eight seconds!
@@jimmy-pu6jl The hell is your name ?
More straight forward than a toyota ad
@@Breakaway-ic5gj His name is Jimmy.
6 years and 19 days later and I've still never seen a better ending to anything
I agree
Portal 2?
As an Australian, I can confirm we all carry at least 1 or 2 Crocodilians in whenever we drive.
As an Australian, I can confirm we live in a desert, we are all snipers, and we are drunken pricks
The spider under your bed
Can confirm
+Matty in Australia... you have lots of spiders and snakes?... ( sorry, I am russian, I don' know )
HaRRy
Your english is fine! Yes, we have lots of spiders and snakes
Matty fucking Texans are better THEN australia WE HAVE FUCKING GUNS AND WE DRUNK. AND THAT JUST THE MORNING, THE REST OF THE DAY WE SHOOTING POSSUMS AND SHIT LIKE THAT
HaRRy how the bears in russia? are they still drinking helicopter Fuel?
Yes the main team composition...
Five million snipers and one heavy
PlayerNotFound68 suppressing fire
And one Poot-Kong
I've been thinking that of getting into competitive TF2 and I'm pretty sure this is it
And a couple Spies disguised as Snipers
That’s 2fort for ya
If that was a beer advertisement, it would have worked extremely well
Whiskey* cuz the snipers realized demo’s scrumpy is better than their beer
Mad respect for Blu Scout for not breaking it's neck while with that weird position on the cage
that scene made me uncomfortable lmao
This literally plays out like a story Scout would tell Miss Pauling. lmao.
scout would get the aussie throne before ever falling off the cliff in his version
"Yeah so like, me and demoman were walking around in the desert, right, and then we saw this small place with like this big billboard"
Except it would be way more cooler then this one
Except that scout would try and make it sound that he did all the work and try to take the credit
Apparently in the lore she’s his mother yeah but remember the
Demo was kicking ass because he was sober.
He always says "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk." in-game, and now we know...
Yeah, but Demo operates way better when he's completely hammered
He could be drunk before entering the bar.
You’ll never understand his power…
@@nikoshliakis2201 It's actually impossible for Demo to be sober. His body has been completely converted into a distillery from all the alcohol.
this made my day
Logan Not the one from Marvel and this isn’t a joke, it’s actual canon, read the comics everyone
3:01 i can’t stop replaying this, the line delivery was perfect
Lol if I could foresee what my silly decisions are going to result in.
I grew up in a rural Australian town and can confirm that it was exactly like this
I like how the entire plot was about Scout and Demo trying to find some good drink but apparently Demo just had large amounts of beer stored within him this whole time which made going to the bar useless.
When you have the choice between warm beer and cold beer, you take the cold one.
Yes
Its possible that they are trying beera around the world
Actually that wasnt beer that was uh piss
Not really, they look for the bar on purpose, meaning they may want to try Australia beer
I love to believe that in the Tf2 universe all Australians are just variations of sniper
Sniper isn’t even australlian, he is from New Zealand
They're actually variations of saxton Hale and no this isn't a joke.
Australium is made when enough stupid people gather, and Australia, outside of sniper and his adoptive parents, is full of people dumb as hale AT LEAST.
@@occidereme8467 yup
@@occidereme8467 Wait, really?!
8:36 love that they just have an alligator or crocodile 🐊 and Demomans reaction is beautiful
9:11 Snipers were n̶o̶t harmed in the making of this film.
Why
@@VOVBERERROR car scene just watch it fully
@@VOVBERERROR also if you wanna ask about the time, its just the time not a reference
@@poofimalex9254don’t forget the bar fight
@@WyattBallentine-hf5zf thats at a different time, not at the one in the comment.
If in Australia there's only Snipers, so in Russia.. there's 144.5 million Heavys?
Oof and in french there a lot of spy and spycrab in boston scout
In German there's only medics
In Scottish there's only demomans
In America there's only soldiers
In pyro land there's only pyros actually I don't know where does pyro from
In Texas there's only engineers
but Texas is in America so are all engineers soldiers but not all soldier engineers?
@@toastedbagel2756 I think Texas is in USA
Not America
10:15 They crashed into the “no crashing into signs” sign this is comedy gold
Its kinda wierd that demoman actually cared about scout when he was in the tree. Most people just laugh or brush it off
@@lemonmm yeah because nobody cares about us scout mains they think we're all annoying and stuff but I care about my team! It's just i lag up a storm due to shitty internet an i play on a laptop
Blue Stickman, I also care about my team.
@@jd_the_cat if your a scout you aren't helpful what are you going to do to help your team? Do what you normally do run away and shoot people, Demoman Lays sticky traps, Heavy can help a push by tanking damage engineer heal and protect his team, medic heals his team,Pyro remove sappers and airblast, Sniper can take out priority targets in the backlines and stay with engis to help protect their stuff
Bullet, I can help protect medics, trick enemies into walking into sticky traps (or sentries), shield high priority targets from snipers, etc.
I like how on the accusations paper given to the king at 5:15, it says they were accused of attempted manslaughter, but then it’s contradicted by the part that says they killed some blokes
well you can be charged with both, like if you tried to kill one person but then actually killed someone else, which is what seemed to happen in the fight
@@anonymouscheesepie3768 i see.
After watching this video dozens of times, i just now noticed that Demo's shoe is missing in every shot after the car chase scene.
Fuckin A, Winglet. You never cease to amaze me.
King of Australia: *dies*
Australians: >:(
Demoman: *has bottle a scrumpy*
Australians: :)
CommanderTaco wait was that whiskey?
Sabqi M. Amzar yea
It might be scrumpy.
CommanderTaco it’s not scrumpy it’s SCRUMPEH
@@F16enthusiast Bartender: *breaths*
Demoman: *"B O T T L E A' S C R U M P E H"*
I like how the Demo is god-like in bar fights, since it’s not his first rodeo, while scout legit get’s gang banged by the rest of the snipers.
Yea cause there a bunch of fuckwm pussys
Kane Wells No, you
A real sniper would go 1 on 1 which I would fuck over a sniper because I've got so much mucel I'll never be beat
@@kanewells1948
R=/iamverybadass
@@kanewells1948 grammer nazis police fbi and military just recived 13 bad grammer in this area.
I love how literally everyone in the bar is sniper
Demo being surprising good at bar fights doesn't surprise me.
Is it sad that Scout is the only one who actually landed a shot with a sniper?
hehehehe it's always awfully convinient for the superhuman protagonists
Very sad
You mean the only one who got hit by a sniper?
@@musicaman8683 the only one that hit a sniper with a sniper bru
Challenging work.
I love how most sfms of tf2 dont relate much to the gameplay. The characters are just so enjoyable and funny that which makes them the perfect platform for anything to be made. Like this
Yes
Thats the point
@@DggamerK capture the point
Ikr but would be cool If there was one related to the lore
yes
I like the detail that the king sniper has an australium sniper rifle
Seeing this years later again, I now see that demo has been in a fair share of bar fights in his past
Sniper: you call that sniping?!
Meanwhile they miss literally every shot they take
8:30
So basically me
7:04
“You call that sniping?”
Literally said when he’s in a fucking double AC130 minigun sentry
its hard to snipe someone when madness is transpiring
Red team is 50 Snipers and 1 Heavy.
Typical TF2 team comp.
I came here to say Hi
You forgot the one engy camping near the end, and the afk pyro
Panor pls change that picture or I'm gonna slap u
+BaconKing433 CBP made a video of fnaf, unsubscribe to him then.
Crazy Boris Productions I'll let you know that I was the one holding the camera all this time.
The story, the animation, the voices, everything is great
Not canon, but great none-the-less. Australians actually all look like Saxton Hale, due to the Australium poisoning. Sniper is actually an adopted Kiwi. :)
When the entire server is one class:
hello little kiddo
Full huntsman or Full heavy
True
mr Dislike 25 eeeeor tr
It’s like Christmas morning.
I’m an Australian, And I can confirm this. This is totally how we are.
Is it true everything is trying to kill you
furryfighter599 heard of Inland Taipans? Giant Bull Ants? Of course everything is tryin to kill us
Yes once I almolst got bitten by a snake
Nick Karic yikes I’m arachnophobic so I hate black widows
So u smack the shit out of foreigners who roast your beer?
Discovering and whatching this during holiday season truly makes this a Australian christmas bloody miracle
I’ve been rewatching this for Years and it’s STILL good😂👏🏻
Holy shit, BLU are the good guys in an SFM for once.
I don't believe it.
+mcluigi117 It really is An Australian Christmas Bloody Miracle
mcluigi117 It's not that rare TBH.
mcluigi117 To me personally, It would feel weird if blue were the bad guys, I guess red look more vicious in something like this.
mcluigi117 No one is bad
Babzai By good guy I meant protagonist. It rarely happens and when it does BLU usually gets their asses handed to them anyway.
I love how nobody takes The Classic when they're all grabbing their rifles.
Smitty Plays games and stuff...u mean the classic
It sucks so bad then again hitting those cheap ass charged shots are satisfying
Smitty one sniper even ran past it!
Smitty me too
Then weegeepootis and ray grabs it and goes on a 50 man killstreak while playing the sax.
me and my friend when the police finally find us after we commited tax evasion and break out of jail for 25 years 7:42
This is legitimately like one of the update videos. You nailed the game's humor really well, but the cinematography and story telling has a professional edge you don't often see in SFM. It has the right balance of story vs absurdity.
I like to imagine that the king’s crown is made of australium
Australium is basically gold so
@@mr.montello1433 its colour is similar to gold but is much much rarer than gold
@@Aaron762 a
I like to imagine what the king is Fatmagic
@@Illusiqn1st If he was Fatmagic, then he would 360 headshot both of them.
6:51 i like how nobody picked the classic
Because that was sks (automatic-sniper) the classic sniper is 2 shot 1 kill
@@sraprad4217 the classic isn't automatic... It's bolt action like all of sniper's weapons
@@carkey9502 like PUBG
@@sraprad4217 The SKS is a soviet semi-automatic battlerifle, not a general term for automatic snipers, especially since it's not a sniper at all. The cartridge it fires and the rugged action aren't sniper-like at all, it would've made a decent-ish DMR at best.
Now the classic as seen in TF2 is more reminiscent of a G3, mixed with elements of a G36.
@@Ironpine27 you're profil tell me yu r geh
8:40-8:48 I had an honorable laugh on this scene about demoman screaming and fighting an alligator
I love the ending and you can’t help but feel a little sorry for some of those bloody snipers
As an Aussie myself I can confirm this is what happens at Christmas
You mean pissmas?
EVERY Christmas, I might add
ENGINEER!??!!!?
Same imma Aussie to mate
No this happens EVERY day, I might add
I can guarantee that this does happen at least 3 times every day in Australia.
elijah Davila
About 6
The Animation's Creator Well, if you're a Westie.
As a Texan, I can confirm that everyone wears hard hats everywhere we go.
Carter W
Do you wear gloves on your right hands and hit sentry guns with wrenches?
We do. We never leave the house without our trusty gloves and we spend all of our free time hitting sentries with our wrenches.
I love that at the end they all just forget that the scout just made their heavy eat their king
i love how they used the adventure line song from the stanley parable in the beginning of the fight
Demo Loadout:
Melee: Chair
Secondary: Tide Turner
Primary: BOTTLE OF SCRAMPY
*Scrumpy
Life reason : Do Not Don't Like Someone Beer
how about scout load out?
*'Top Secret'*
o you mean a BOTTLE O' SCRUMPEH?
Can an Australian confirm that every Australian looks like a TF2 Sniper, you're executed for not liking their beer, and a black Scot was once king?
Yes
Awsome2464 and a cannibal heavy?
Vincent Fajaray you got your own heavy when you are 18, is Australian tradition
Carlos Caro ooo
Yeah. mate. Even ask the Winglet! He's Aussie himself!
The melody when they fight its from stanley parable when he follows the lineee so good , love this
9:41 When there are so many snipers @Harry Suzuki (my friend) shows up in the winglets animations unintendedly/coincidence I love this classic animation.
7:52 It took me 5 years to realise that the sniper in front of the king was also using a steering wheel
you just changed my life
wat
I saw it and it looked stupid
Whats a steering weel?
@@artisgraudums9286 the thing you use to turn the car to the direction you want
even after almost 5 years... this is still one of the best TF2 SFM ever made
This one will always hold a special place in my heart. It's the video that first got me addicted to TF2 SFM
There’s no way this is 5 years old, right...? I remember seeing this getting uploaded, has it REALLY been that long?
@@nickjo1492 i remember watching rappy n demo revenge of ninja spy shortly after it was uploaded and that was a year prior
It was recommended to me today, it’s great
Always has been
I love how frequent the movement is in the animation. Mustve taken forever to do
you are by far the best sfm artist ever, love your stuff
**goes to bar**
**wants to buy scrumpy but got australian beer**
**it tastes bad**
**the store owner got mad and wanted a fight, but scout and demo lose**
**gets thrown in the vehicle**
Demo: Oh, i need a drink!
Demo: **drinks scrumpy**
Logic, just logic.
He didn't want to use up his storage
@@davidsuto3213 Maybe.
After all the thing on his back is called the liquor locker
@Phantomhanlin oh hello brother
Demoman wears a helmet, and somehow a frying pan can knock him out at 3:18
The old sfms are one of the most fantastic time killers
Where are the kaminoans
Somewhere on Kamino
10:15 I love that sign and what they did to it
Trash
@Kirsten Hilario it is already trash itself
@Kirsten Hilario How can I write that "a trash bag?"
The Australians “we’re bloody snipers!”
Also Australians *miss every shot*
Just like the game
They’re just snipers, not good ones
@@user-iv6mq7my9t good one m8
Eric S must be tasmanians
Thy stil suc & havnt get gid yeet
I love how this is basically just every action movie ever and yet it still manages to be better than the most recent ones I’ve watched
The portal music in the background is amazing
So the king is decided by who introduces the best beer?
BREAK OUT THE VODKA
Yea that seems about right
Bagel Penguin64 well it’s not any worse than kickboxing a kangaroo
Scout some drugged scientific soda
Sniper some Australia beer
Demoman SCRUMPY
Heavy *VODKA*
Soldier any beer mostly american
Pyro ... uhhh well uhhhh umm oh yea M+1 liquid
Medic dunno some water?
Spy some fancy old wine
Engineer also beer ( yup beer again)
I thought it was boxing a kangaroo
demo : goes to bar to get beer
demo 5 mins later: I need a drink while grabbing a whisky from his pocket then at the end he grabs infinate whisky like *wot*
DATMEMEGUY that’s his personal supply he uses on the go, if there’s a bar around why waste his portable stash when he can get a drink at the bar?
Thats what was in the chest a reserve stash of scrumpy
I know but *16*
actually yea that's demo nvm
That’s why at 4:35 Scout gets mad at demo for that reason
According to my brain this is the best tf2 short ever 👍
I have never been expecting a drunk bar fight in tf2
Anger Sniper: "Nice try mate, but I'm the best"
Spoken like a true edgy anger Sniper main
I used to be one. Now I'm an unusual Hong Kong Cone asian doctor sniper.
@@justintrudeau6599 Those are way more dangerous!
Kinda sounds more like you want to piss on anger snipers than you actually caring about what that anger sniper said
The following actors in the video are:
Demoman
Scout
Sniper
Sniper
Sniper
Sniper
Sniper
Sniper
Sniper
And even more snipers
And heavy
Azizul Syahmi heavydog
KikiGames its not even meant to be funny 😕
this killed me xD
Azizul Syahmi you forgotten the crocodile
So your average team in casual mode?
Am an Australian Who lives in Queensland this is how we actually celebrate Christmas lol
G day
4:26 michael jackson
💀
N word
This all started because demoman wanted whiskey...
But he had whiskey in his pocket the entire time??
*WHAT*
Wolves and Games gotta have more
he is a drunk dont qweshdon it and my spelling is fuck all
Wolves and Games he had scrumpe
he wanted it certified fresh
you can never have enough whiskey
10:54
Sniper: You and I are a lot alike mate, except your dead
Subtitles: *you and I are a large might accept your gate*
wow legit says that in captions
If closed captions was a kid:
no, only if you turn the automaticallies on.
*I AM ACCEPTING IIIIIIT!!!* **sounds of accepting australian beer gates**
Are you going to accept your gate?
“That’s how we do it in the bush!” Made my smile go down for a second. 😭💀
I love to see more of these two, especially now they’re the kings of Australia!
4:10 see you in 5 minutes.
9:54 what did i tell you?
Ryo Tanada underated comment
that wasnt exact 5 mins :)
@@ryanderlord9008 And ?
@@baloongis6028 i wanted to make some peoble angry lol
Ryan Brennen You wanted to make your spelling teacher angry.
Things I liked:
The bar scene
The road chase scene
And apart from all that
Everything
Snipers and Australia :>
Great music choices first portal radio than stanley parrble adventure line love it.
Instead of smashing the scrumpy he should have smashed the root brew and said you like your beer now
8:45
Demo man is so scottish, he just beat the shit out of the crocodile.
naw he just from Florida
@@DumbboyDan297 a black Scottish Floridian cyclops?
@@JohnDoe-ji5wg looks okay to me
The crocodile was Scottish.
@@graffittigecko.2290 And the demo was english
And that’s how demoman became a king and you can unlock that hat in TF2
Bruh,makes sense
King raja in a nutshell
Which hat
I feel bad for that sniper he was being respectful and said have a good day and then they comitted the highest account of treason against against Australia
I like how the scout and demoman actually switch from urinated beer to whiskey and change the taste
"Cheers, mate have a good one" 10 seconds later "You are a bloody disgrace"
do all australians whisper when they're angry lol
All snipers do, so yes
No
@@mrgroucho5112 *wispering* : this blody forigner m8
Yes we do
No we don’t mate
You guys do amazing movies as the level as expiration date
I like how none of the snipers even touched the classic. They are men of culture.
This is hands down the best sfm I've seen hands down. Had an amazing story and the dialogue worked so well from just voice clips in the game! Truly baffled by the smooth movements and animation, the choreography, and the all around good feeling the story gave. Great moments, funny tid bits and an ending that pieced the whole thing together and made it all make sense.
Thank you for the encouragement! :) Really helpful feedback
omg HI
+The Winglet how many people have worked for this sfm movie?
+Creative Games He did it by himself , I think
The Winglet Anytime.
Sniper: I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIA!
Saxton Hale: am I a joke to you?
Sniper: pretty much mate
He’s the god of Australia
@@thecoolestdaniel4554 Awesome Ps4 Profile!😀🥳👌👍
@@PeterParker-cp6fm thanks m8
@@thecoolestdaniel4554 No problem, *imitates Scout*
4:27 bro just got the pass 💀
💀nahh that white bunny transform into a black bunny💀
This is good classic. Feels like it came out yesterday
The part where Heavy eats the King of Australia is just the ending of the first Shrek movie.
Now I know why that scene feels so familiar! You have good memory.
Exactly
@@hell4751 ayyye
BRO that means Scout is Donkey (due to talking so much) and Demo is Shrek! (The whole scottish part)
@@Samstar369
Oh my gosh. You're right!!!