Meet the PRO Contract Killers [SFM]
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- Ahhh, Miss Paulings contracts - You just do them blindly and forget about other objectives. Unless the contract is to do the objective. This time around, these
are mainly assassination contracts, with few exceptions. Watch the TF2 crews adventures, as they try to complete the contracts for some low tier rewards. Enjoy!
Music:
0:02 zagi2-action-groove-3 (freesound.org)
0:36 echinoderm regeneration
01:14 pedro versus the world - jingle punks
01:41 ggt - ragro stop
01:52 investigations - kevin macleod (incompetech.com)
02:28 zagi2 pop rock loop (freesound.org)
02:38 choose your path sting - jingle punks
02:39 pucker up - jingle punks
03:54 choose your path - jingle punks
04:21 choose your path sting - jingle punks
04:29 destructoid - mk2
05:31 interloper - kevin macleod (incompetech.com)
05:39 austinwintory 01 deathcam
05:48 flicker max - surla media right production
06:04 austinwintory 01 startacttion 02
06:11 austinwintory_01 mainmenu
06:17 otis mcdonald - ever felt pt 1
06:49 hidden agenda - kevin macleod (incompetech.com)
07:55 pedro versus the world - jingle punks
09:28 move out - mk2
10:23 symphony no.5 by beethoven
11:39 investigations - kevin macleod (incompetech.com)
12:13 path to follow - jingle punks
12:57 pucker up - jingle punks
14:17 dapper cadaver - tf2
14:44 faster than a speeding bullet - tf2
15:18 universal - vibe tracks
16:14 awolnation - run
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![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
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![Meet the Pro Action Spy [SFM]](/img/1.gif)
When I bump into a spy, we just pretend we never bumped into each other and go our seperate ways
Harry Coles achievement unlocked
Omer Ashraf nice, which one is it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Harry Coles bumping an invisible spy as an invisible spy
Omer Ashraf I thought you were being sarcastic xD I forgot about that one, got it about 2 hours in ecks dee
when that happens, i do that too.
i snitch on that spy to my team tho >:D
"Thank You!"
"No problem partner"
*both smile awkwardly*
i died
me too lol
Best part ever
Spy Is Pro?
drew1212 I agree
i love how this goes from a near professional animation to an average 2fort match
Yeah, kind of like you start out skilled and warmed up but start to get loose as you play more.
Now kids, what have we learned? Don't fight a Medic in melee. EVER.
Especially with the ubersaw's 100% Crit rate
Daemon Other way round actually. Never fight a spy with melee lol
wew
UberSaw
25% ubercharge when hit
20% S L O W
SECRET STATS
666% ramdom crit chance
Taunt kill will charge the medic ubercharge
And for some reason never miss the atack ]Same
Make your enemy hitbox lag and bigger ]Same
I meant in actual gameplay
lol I know, once I snuck up behind a Soldier, Heavy, and Demo as a medic, and I melee'd them all to death, I think the Demo rage quit XD
11:26
*Alright, you go that way. I go that way, Then we meet up and spin menacingly to intimidate Red Team.*
The spin menacingly is literally too funny
Medic: "ok"
12:16
*Spy* has earned the achievment "Spy like us."
*Spy* has earned the achievment "Spy like us."
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@@xxumomahoexx2809 my mans been in the cold war
Ffff@@فاطمهالشريف-غ3ش
Well
78 years ago, that's a long time.
Actually happy for once that medic isn't depicted as a helpless mercenary.
Of course medic aint helpless i killed 4 people in a row with the starter bone saw
Direct sunlight is my worst enemy exactly every animation depicts the medic as weak and defenseless
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
z6fuv@Direct sunlight is my worst enemy hu4c6u64
@@Baddino45,,
Moral of the story:
Never trust hoovys in arena mode
This gamemode is Koth that’s what there playing
@@WarriorPNG r/woooosh
@@Паша-м8м how was that a woosh i wad just trlling him what the gamemode was i understood thr joke he just made a mistake on the gamemode
Boiled egg With a bite in it don’t talk to r/woosher’s, they don’t know anything
I think the reason for the woosh is because "tHe JOkE WaS iT wAs tHe SamE gaMemodE!"
Thank you for making the medic be badass, we can fight too!
Medic in normal combat: weak
Medic in melee: *GOD MODE ACTIVATED*
That's bc we medics have the power of random crits in meler combat
I HAVE INFINETE CRITS AND YOU ARE FREE ÜBERCHARGE.
@@t.o.h.b8501 Along with your target basically being free über for your übersaw.
Übersaw charges 25% übercharge when hit
Medic charges 100% power when equip MELEE
Medics always get stupid crits and I don't. This is unfair
11:56 The way Medic just stares after that exchange... I thought it was referencing the 'heavy is dead' meme intentionally and medic stood there silently to let it sink in for the audience.
But no, this was made 2 years before that meme.
Huh.
*PREDICTED?*
I think that was just a look that says, “Moutherfucker do you think I’m stupid?”.
I love how it starts off kind of action-y feeling but then just completely derails
3:22 the fact soldier didn't shoot demo in the brain symbolizes their epic friendship
I love this
That’s a weird friendship
@@scootthescout9426 He means lore xd
But whi I shot hem
This is like, I'm your friend I kill you and I don't Completely distroid you
@@scootthescout9426 in the TF2 comics, there was a comic called "war!" And it basically was about Blu!Soldier and Red! Demo's friendship, and Ig it was shown here
16:14 How new snipers see themselves when they join a game for the first time
14:20 How they really are
Relatable on so many levels
16:02 how they are when they die
@@GorillaWar3 the is that Audio from? 15:58
@@GorillaWar3 YOU MADE MY DAY
Hi man nice to see you on my friends list on steam
8:46 Heavy: I feel stupid
Medic: Heavy, you are
RIP Charles was a hero ✊
Серёга Удутый yes he was
@@mrxzx1 what
@@mrxzx1 charles calvin?
@@truedarklight yes
A balance of comedy and action, as the spy would say
*It’s P E R F E C T*
Nagas
Nooo the soldier said that
Magnificent
11:10 Medic's grin is so funny
I love how the engineer doesn't do shit and just stares as the sentry gets destroyed
(4:29)
@Flopad Gaming It appears to be a spy destroying my sentry gun. Please help me with this unfortunate moment.
The reason he stood there was because the engineer tried to make it fair, that's why he said "let's do this Texas style!"
@@merikh2521 or maybe he couldn't get out of there
He had frontier justice :)
my 3 key is stuck help help help
9:15 My mother when I took a bad grade on the test
Boop :3 imagine if you would've failed an important school exam
xD
Boop :3 a
Boop :3 My mom when I sneeze in a pollen exhibit when the sign says whisper only.
Boop :3 she's gonna spank you hard.
11:11 that face when your parents force you to take a photo
*i hate my parents by doing that*
Oh it’s at “11:11” so make a wish!
@@DeusAutemEstInanis oh boi i sure wish for covid to be over
5:59 I just noticed the irony of that line, soldier doesn’t usually show his eyes....
Just realized that's why the camera zooms in on his face after he's finished 💀
9:14 this could be a great taunt
It would be called "bout to whop dat butt"
Moms when they come home to see you haven't done your chores
Let's call it.. "American Spanking"
@@MotivatedVergilSparda better name for 9 year olds ;-;
I wish
3:05
normal samurais: **literally doing some cool tricks with swords**
drunk samurais:
no more like INFINITE IQ 2:58
:D
Helicopter
Actually.. It was indeed a 300IQ move. That sword moved very fast, it could deflect some of the shotgun rounds, making it reduce damage to demoman, unfortunately, he still didn't spin it, which was his mistake.
*ALRIGHT YOU PRIMITIVE SCREW HEADS Listen UP! THIS, IS MY BOOM STICK!*
Let's go to the clinic and don't worry he's a professional so he won't hurt you
The medic:
Nobody:
Soldier with Disciplinary Action when he sees a teammate: 9:15
gotta get a speed boost!
soldier looks like PAINIS CUPCAKE
I would like this but it's at 69
I would like this but it's still at 69 likes
@@onebighapp-yeetfamily4196 69 likes is cool?
11:56 *HEAVY IS DEAD*
ah so this was ahead of its time
Antione delak heh
Doc, what happened?
@@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar the heavy is dead!
@@thecoolestdaniel4554 Wrong line smh...
@@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar My professional opinion?
[Slams desk]
ZE HEAVY WAS KILLED
Great video ggtheater it was awesome
First reply
Cringe
@@avikiller6284 like you
@@xyz-axi shut up you 7 year old
Why are there only 4 replies on a 4 year old verified persons comment
No matter how long this is up,its always gonna be a hallmark for one of the first major tf2 animations.
The channel itself is also gonna remain an eternal hallmark of famous TF2bers.
The doctor is such a badass to put up a fight against a scout and soldier
11:54 He just predicted a timeless masterpiece
10:10 "How to Protect your Head"
BE A tUrTeL
@@boi6471 I thought the exact same thing.
This is probably one of the best SFM I’ve ever seen😊 ❤
3:31 “this is a bucket” dear god... “there’s more.” No....
CringeFacility " it's perfect.."
*There’s many more like it, but it’s mine!*
Soldier: *asmr voice* perfect
amazing comrade.
I’m sorry comorade
11:06 I've been rewatching this scene for at least 20 times now and I still can't get over it. XD
Me too :D
the part I rewatch is at 11:26
@@kenzikapture3729 2 profesionals at work
11:07 I don't know why but their awkward smiles made me laugh so hard
Me after I'm done with a presentation
@FrenchFriedPotaters who
@@warlockmadness777 XD
Every love storing disney ending be like:
The hoovie and the heavy+medic interaction was to good
Loved the sfm
New Player Plays As Solider: *violenty starts smacking a shovel*
Veteran Players: (10:11)
never melee with a medic. The crits are always in their favor
@@Danil-kx5yi yes
@@Danil-kx5yi .
9:15 new taunt
Severely underrated
Soldier basics 😦
Nobody:
Trolldiers when they see a heavy:
@@redstonegaming7969 Nobody :
Literally everyone when they see an alone medic:
that is me when I am about to garden a medic
14:08 "you should watch out for that."
"What?"
kkkkk
spy don't know what pyro say
AAAHHH! Spy!
* Go! Go! Go! *
The animation quality fluctuates between really really good to recorded gameplay in the next scene, and sometimes I can't tell if I'm even watching the same video. Love this
I DIED AT THE UNUSUAL DROP
Not A Spy Same XD
When that edgy sniper misses the shot but accidentally taunts anyway 9:14
You mean anger snipers?
I love that soldier moment in this video
@@robertsandovalsandoval6352 no
Contracts are one of my favorite additions to TF2. I wish they were daily.
GG Theater welcome back man!
GG Theater Someone watch too much anime xD
6:35 , put a champ stamp on the heavy
GG Theater b.
yes ?
The interaction between the Soldier and the Demoman was hilarious
"Spy sappin' mah sentry!"
**stands there casually**
4:30
***stands there menacingly***
Penggu TF2 Lo ゴゴゴゴ
11:07 me and my friend when the teacher says we can choose our partners
Same lol
@lonlydepressedfurry445 that was antidote genius 😞
9:17 that face. Nightmare fuel
12:22 when you are being yelled at by the math teacher because you did not explain how you got 2 for 1+1
11:07-11:12 Sponsored By Colgate
L0L
So true
Lol
Wait was Colgate international or Australia only?
@@darknewbie342 international bro, colgate was exist in my country indonesia.
F2p to pro
Scout:No way
Pro sniper:Way!
16:10
I thought he said what
@@Apple-fj4bu if you put the captions it says way Lmao. Wow this was 2 months ago
@@Apple-fj4bu
Not "why"?
Run! *run music plays*
i guess we will MISS paulings contracts
k
you dont get the pun?
;-;
I get it, because Miss is the first part of Miss pauling and we will miss it as in want it but cant have it or also be like you missed it altogether.
PowerShovel I get it LOL
first pun i see that isnt cancer
Holy shit the choreography is amazing 😱 You deserve all the views you get
15:28 Best heavy line ever
@donut2 rebirth the video has only been out for 3 years tho-
@@smallbrain6020 correction its 4 years
@The Blu ah thanks for the correction
@@hedakehartendorp1887correction it has been 8 years
15:19 Spy: Fatman!
Medic: Hold still
Heavy: Help!
Spy: Im coming For You!
Heavy: Help Me!
Medic: Prepare for your examination!
Heavy: *Cyka Blyat!*
thats cyka blyat
It is Cyka blyat
Автор просто узнал русские маты и решил вставить
Mmm cyka blyat means bitch fuck
*Prepare for your examination
6:07 pyro: YoU StOlE mY KiLL
Da Fuq?!
sura
Sorry i Only speak numbers I know I’m joking lmao
@no one no that's demoman
he was saying "HEEEEEYY!" refering to demo stealing his kill
13:33
Blu Spy: I’m going to gut you like Cornish Game Ham.
Red Spy: I’m going to fillet you like a Salmon.
EPIC!!
and hilarious…..lol
3:47 “this is mine now. There are many like it, but this one’s mine.”
“IT’S PERFECT.”
1:27 this is the most realistic bit we all know every ubersaw medic if they were in this situation seeing a spy up some stairs with no teamates around him wouldn't run just whip out the ubersaw and don't even turn around to avoid a trickstab
3:48 I love that full metal jacket reference
@Godzilla fan 2020 2.0 this is mine there are many like it but this one is mine...
Full metal jacket lines: this is my rifle there are many like it but this one is mine. Without me my rifle is useless without it I am useless...
It’s not necessarily a FMJ reference, it could just be related to the general riflemans code
Thats not about the maker of this video this is about the valve its a real soldier line
@@comradeeren6429 it's perfect
I like how in-game animations is in here
That soldier that fought the demoman has no honour
I like how the true pros have no hats on
We all know that the real pros of TF2 either go no hat, god-tier or "The Hatless Hats" aka the old haircuts.
That RED Spy was the spitting image of Solid Snake.
Joseph Barnes your right
He's pretty good.
Jesse GD no,you pretty good
4:29 when a spy keeps sapping your sentry and you give up and watch your nest get demolished
*This is fine*
*next
It is pain
@@acy2668 nest**
Even after three years of me watching is still fun to watch and funny goated sfm for sure
Soldier: 2:51
Zhanna from tf2 comics: Am i a joke to you
There are comics about it
@@mondocabazo6327
These are the comics about it
@@mondocabazo6327 in the comic
Zhanna the heavy's sister is soldier s love
I mean... the comics take place after the gravel wars
Bruh
I watched this countless times
Me too :D
4:18
Soldier:"today is a good day!... To kill you."
Engineer:"what?"
Soldier:"nothin!"
8:53 heavy: I feel sick... okay enough
*ded*
Blue Spy: this is not fair that thing is too bigger
13:39
Red Spy: Hah!, Cry me rainbow
cry me a river*
12:15 is like the time I got the “spies like us” achievement. I was honestly surprised by it. It was quite funny in the end because we ended up both dying. I died to said spy and he died to a pyro that rounded a corner and saw.
3:17 when the soldier pulls out the shotgun and the tf2 equipping noise is playing, soldier doesn't pump the shotgun even though the audio played it...
Who cares? It’s an SFM
@Иван Скриннік it say SFM in the title bruh
🧑🦼
One of the best animations I’ve ever seen
Red spy: go to hell and take your cheap suit with you.
Also red spy: *has the same suit with blue spy but different color*
2:18 demoman still wearing the mask
Reused scene
Stupid, soldier just made him smile
he means 2:19
@ThinkGamer 2:19
3:22 Soldier just recognized how much work the animater should do
Blue Engi is chillin
You deliver rarely but when you deliver it is top notch!
3:18 Never bring a sword in a gunfight
metal gear rising
11:33 medic was way ahead of his time
Actually his fingers were facing the wrong way
And he was ahead of you by facing it the wrong way
He was ahead for like..
50 years?
This was my first ever tf2 vid I watched and it was the one animation that inspired me to play tf2 and 6yrs later, it’s still the goat!
12:22 Me when i notice that all my friends moved onto Fortnite instead of TF2
My Brother Thomas Did Too
When someone is moving out they should move out their previous games
@Godzilla fan 2020 2.0 The orange box version of TF2 is dead BRO
That's my steam profile
9:14 my teacher when I not done homework
Sasha lmfao
Sasha solider is baldi
Sasha Ur teacher is baldi
9:20 and your father
Sasha that true
11:07 I think my body ran out of water just by laughing in tears so much.
Who does not know God any saint prays
Me when I smile......
I love how it never confirms that the red spy died, that's just left as a mystery lmao
11:07 When you have to greet someone you hate
So true with that fake smile
Is this the only SFM where the Blu team wins?
Pinoy gaming “spies disguise”
Rise of the epic scout.
The Pybro.
Yup
I think thats a chungus
14:02 Where's *that* kind of Pyro at when you need one...
None there are pybros
May i lead you to them
They're yt channel is called lazy purple
it is me
Yours is the TRUE Ninja Spy.
14:05
Pyro: Speaks seriously
Spy: what.
Huh? Lookoooout!!
Just get outta here, I'll stay and take care of this.
@@capnlatenight5356 thanks for the translation
@@capnlatenight5356 is that what pyro say too spy?
@@Coolguyidk-w3l yes
Me: *sees a evil hoovy*
Also Me: Now i have seen everything
14:00 I actually thought he was gonna jump in the water like the Red spy did
This is first SFM animation i watched.
And i feel really happy about this fact
-Prepare for your examination >;D
-suka blyat! D:
lold there
Serpentar9000 cyka*
I'm lesbian сука блять
Данил Идрисов ok
Serpentar9000 I read this the same time it happened
Serpentar9000 cyka
2:50 actually he does have a wife its heavy sister in the comics sorry for pointing that out I'll go back to my corner
NOOOOOOO STAY HERE.
*gives 🥭 * come here u're not in detention
no we want you bro cuz some people really didnt read the comics
15:28 you made me laugh for 10 hours straight hoovy
cyka blyat
HAHAHAHAHA
i'm russian,laughing for 10 hours
Сука, Бл*ть
Я русский если чтт
I love this sfm its just funny great job dude 👍
2:56 *plants in the sword like the tiles are dirt
9:06 me when I ubercharge a heavy and he somehow dies
Edit: IMPOSSIBLE I SAY! IMPOSSIBLE!
IMPOSSIBLE
this has actually happened to me before, twice, though it wasn't a Heavy, one of them was a Soldier and he died to a level 3 Sentry
@@glitchyproxy6042 then he wasn't ubered lol
@@BlackMesaEmployee ooh- that makes more sense, but then again I use the Quick-Fix
It is possible cause you can just get airblasted off the cliff while ubercharged
At first its so serious, then later its just steprid.
probably as he got bored
Tailless Wizard Yeah..
Guy Kazemeka at first your spelling was serious than it was stupid
The Impersonator lol
6:12
Pyro: He was mine!
Demoman: sorry