Meet the PRO Contract Killers [SFM]
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- Опубликовано: 15 дек 2016
- Ahhh, Miss Paulings contracts - You just do them blindly and forget about other objectives. Unless the contract is to do the objective. This time around, these
are mainly assassination contracts, with few exceptions. Watch the TF2 crews adventures, as they try to complete the contracts for some low tier rewards. Enjoy!
Music:
0:02 zagi2-action-groove-3 (freesound.org)
0:36 echinoderm regeneration
01:14 pedro versus the world - jingle punks
01:41 ggt - ragro stop
01:52 investigations - kevin macleod (incompetech.com)
02:28 zagi2 pop rock loop (freesound.org)
02:38 choose your path sting - jingle punks
02:39 pucker up - jingle punks
03:54 choose your path - jingle punks
04:21 choose your path sting - jingle punks
04:29 destructoid - mk2
05:31 interloper - kevin macleod (incompetech.com)
05:39 austinwintory 01 deathcam
05:48 flicker max - surla media right production
06:04 austinwintory 01 startacttion 02
06:11 austinwintory_01 mainmenu
06:17 otis mcdonald - ever felt pt 1
06:49 hidden agenda - kevin macleod (incompetech.com)
07:55 pedro versus the world - jingle punks
09:28 move out - mk2
10:23 symphony no.5 by beethoven
11:39 investigations - kevin macleod (incompetech.com)
12:13 path to follow - jingle punks
12:57 pucker up - jingle punks
14:17 dapper cadaver - tf2
14:44 faster than a speeding bullet - tf2
15:18 universal - vibe tracks
16:14 awolnation - run 
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![Live and Let Spy [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZSQJbA9ZuL0/mqdefault.jpg)
![Live and Let Spy [SFM]](/img/tr.png)
![Lil' Guardian Pyro [Saxxy Best Overall Winner]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fma3hX7lz4k/mqdefault.jpg)
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When I bump into a spy, we just pretend we never bumped into each other and go our seperate ways
Harry Coles achievement unlocked
Omer Ashraf nice, which one is it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Harry Coles bumping an invisible spy as an invisible spy
Omer Ashraf I thought you were being sarcastic xD I forgot about that one, got it about 2 hours in ecks dee
when that happens, i do that too.
i snitch on that spy to my team tho >:D
"Thank You!"
"No problem partner"
*both smile awkwardly*
i died
me too lol
Best part ever
Spy Is Pro?
drew1212 I agree
12:16
*Spy* has earned the achievment "Spy like us."
*Spy* has earned the achievment "Spy like us."
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@@xxumomahoexx2809 my mans been in the cold war
Ffff@@user-tu2ng2wt6e
Well
78 years ago, that's a long time.
i love how this goes from a near professional animation to an average 2fort match
Epic Battles List
1:14 First Battle
2:38 Samurai Battle
4:25 Pro Battle
6:03 2v1 Battle
7:54 2v2 Battle
8:58 Attack Medic Battle
12:33 2 Battles at Once
The first battle medic say: achtung spy bruh
12:38 hat insult
Now kids, what have we learned? Don't fight a Medic in melee. EVER.
Especially with the ubersaw's 100% Crit rate
Daemon Other way round actually. Never fight a spy with melee lol
wew
UberSaw
25% ubercharge when hit
20% S L O W
SECRET STATS
666% ramdom crit chance
Taunt kill will charge the medic ubercharge
And for some reason never miss the atack ]Same
Make your enemy hitbox lag and bigger ]Same
I meant in actual gameplay
lol I know, once I snuck up behind a Soldier, Heavy, and Demo as a medic, and I melee'd them all to death, I think the Demo rage quit XD
9:15 My mother when I took a bad grade on the test
Boop :3 imagine if you would've failed an important school exam
xD
Boop :3 a
Boop :3 My mom when I sneeze in a pollen exhibit when the sign says whisper only.
Boop :3 she's gonna spank you hard.
Nobody:
Soldier with Disciplinary Action when he sees a teammate: 9:15
gotta get a speed boost!
soldier looks like PAINIS CUPCAKE
I would like this but it's at 69
I would like this but it's still at 69 likes
@@onebighapp-yeetfamily4196 69 likes is cool?
11:10 Medic's grin is so funny
16:14 How new snipers see themselves when they join a game for the first time
14:20 How they really are
Relatable on so many levels
16:02 how they are when they die
@@GorillaWar3 the is that Audio from? 15:58
@@GorillaWar3 YOU MADE MY DAY
Hi man nice to see you on my friends list on steam
9:14 this could be a great taunt
It would be called "bout to whop dat butt"
Moms when they come home to see you haven't done your chores
Let's call it.. "American Spanking"
@@MotivatedVergilSparda better name for 9 year olds ;-;
I wish
11:26
*Alright, you go that way. I go that way, Then we meet up and spin menacingly to intimidate Red Team.*
The spin menacingly is literally too funny
Medic: "ok"
3:22 the fact soldier didn't shoot demo in the brain symbolizes their epic friendship
I love this
That’s a weird friendship
@@scootthescout9426 He means lore xd
But whi I shot hem
This is like, I'm your friend I kill you and I don't Completely distroid you
@@scootthescout9426 in the TF2 comics, there was a comic called "war!" And it basically was about Blu!Soldier and Red! Demo's friendship, and Ig it was shown here
Actually happy for once that medic isn't depicted as a helpless mercenary.
Of course medic aint helpless i killed 4 people in a row with the starter bone saw
Direct sunlight is my worst enemy exactly every animation depicts the medic as weak and defenseless
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
z6fuv@Direct sunlight is my worst enemy hu4c6u64
@@Baddino45,,
Moral of the story:
Never trust hoovys in arena mode
This gamemode is Koth that’s what there playing
@@WarriorPNG r/woooosh
@@user-vi2nq3hl4w how was that a woosh i wad just trlling him what the gamemode was i understood thr joke he just made a mistake on the gamemode
Boiled egg With a bite in it don’t talk to r/woosher’s, they don’t know anything
I think the reason for the woosh is because "tHe JOkE WaS iT wAs tHe SamE gaMemodE!"
5:59 I just noticed the irony of that line, soldier doesn’t usually show his eyes....
3:18 Never bring a sword in a gunfight
metal gear rising
8:46 Heavy: I feel stupid
Medic: Heavy, you are
RIP Charles was a hero ✊
Серёга Удутый yes he was
@@maxych777 what
@@maxych777 charles calvin?
@@truedarklight yes
I love how the engineer doesn't do shit and just stares as the sentry gets destroyed
(4:29)
@Flopad Gaming It appears to be a spy destroying my sentry gun. Please help me with this unfortunate moment.
The reason he stood there was because the engineer tried to make it fair, that's why he said "let's do this Texas style!"
@@merikh2521 or maybe he couldn't get out of there
He had frontier justice :)
my 3 key is stuck help help help
The doctor is such a badass to put up a fight against a scout and soldier
12:22 when you are being yelled at by the math teacher because you did not explain how you got 2 for 1+1
Medic in normal combat: weak
Medic in melee: *GOD MODE ACTIVATED*
That's bc we medics have the power of random crits in meler combat
I HAVE INFINETE CRITS AND YOU ARE FREE ÜBERCHARGE.
@@t.o.h.b8501 Along with your target basically being free über for your übersaw.
Übersaw charges 25% übercharge when hit
Medic charges 100% power when equip MELEE
Medics always get stupid crits and I don't. This is unfair
11:11 that face when your parents force you to take a photo
ynnub that’s me right there
*i hate my parents by doing that*
Oh it’s at “11:11” so make a wish!
@@DeusAutemEstInanis oh boi i sure wish for covid to be over
13:10
BLU Spy: "Oh fat man please!"
RED Spy: "Fat man? You are a fool!"
That default soldier smacking his shovel against his hand struck genuine fear into me
11:07 I don't know why but their awkward smiles made me laugh so hard
Me after I'm done with a presentation
@FrenchFriedPotaters who
@@warlockmadness777 XD
Every love storing disney ending be like:
11:54 He just predicted a timeless masterpiece
Thank you for making the medic be badass, we can fight too!
8:53 heavy: I feel sick... okay enough
11:06 I've been rewatching this scene for at least 20 times now and I still can't get over it. XD
Me too :D
the part I rewatch is at 11:26
@@kenzikapture3729 2 profesionals at work
3:05
normal samurais: **literally doing some cool tricks with swords**
drunk samurais:
no more like INFINITE IQ 2:58
:D
Helicopter
Actually.. It was indeed a 300IQ move. That sword moved very fast, it could deflect some of the shotgun rounds, making it reduce damage to demoman, unfortunately, he still didn't spin it, which was his mistake.
*ALRIGHT YOU PRIMITIVE SCREW HEADS Listen UP! THIS, IS MY BOOM STICK!*
No matter how long this is up,its always gonna be a hallmark for one of the first major tf2 animations.
The channel itself is also gonna remain an eternal hallmark of famous TF2bers.
15:46 dude he use Mom Credits Card..
"Spy sappin' mah sentry!"
**stands there casually**
4:30
***stands there menacingly***
Penggu TF2 Lo ゴゴゴゴ
15:19 Spy: Fatman!
Medic: Hold still
Heavy: Help!
Spy: Im coming For You!
Heavy: Help Me!
Medic: Prepare for your examination!
Heavy: *Cyka Blyat!*
thats cyka blyat
It is Cyka blyat
Автор просто узнал русские маты и решил вставить
Mmm cyka blyat means bitch fuck
*Prepare for your examination
The interaction between the Soldier and the Demoman was hilarious
The hoovie and the heavy+medic interaction was to good
Loved the sfm
New Player Plays As Solider: *violenty starts smacking a shovel*
Veteran Players: (10:11)
never melee with a medic. The crits are always in their favor
@@Danil-kx5yi yes
@@Danil-kx5yi .
11:07-11:12 Sponsored By Colgate
L0L
So true
Lol
Wait was Colgate international or Australia only?
@@darknewbie342 international bro, colgate was exist in my country indonesia.
6:12
Pyro: He was mine!
Demoman: sorry
10:18 I feel bad for soldier ngl
Soldier: 2:51
Zhanna from tf2 comics: Am i a joke to you
There are comics about it
@@mondocabazo6327
These are the comics about it
@@mondocabazo6327 in the comic
Zhanna the heavy's sister is soldier s love
I mean... the comics take place after the gravel wars
Bruh
10:10 "How to Protect your Head"
BE A tUrTeL
@@boi6471 I thought the exact same thing.
1:18 I do believe I'm on fire
He does belive he's on fire
he do ?
yes
Protagonist seeing they're friends about to get killed be like: 15:01
F2p to pro
Scout:No way
Pro sniper:Way!
16:10
I thought he said what
@@Apple-fj4bu if you put the captions it says way Lmao. Wow this was 2 months ago
@@Apple-fj4bu
Not "why"?
Run! *run music plays*
11:56 The way Medic just stares after that exchange... I thought it was referencing the 'heavy is dead' meme intentionally and medic stood there silently to let it sink in for the audience.
But no, this was made 2 years before that meme.
Huh.
*PREDICTED?*
This is probably one of the best SFM I’ve ever seen😊 ❤
The animation quality fluctuates between really really good to recorded gameplay in the next scene, and sometimes I can't tell if I'm even watching the same video. Love this
9:15 new taunt
Severely underrated
Soldier basics 😦
Nobody:
Trolldiers when they see a heavy:
@@redstonegaming7969 Nobody :
Literally everyone when they see an alone medic:
that is me when I am about to garden a medic
11:07 me and my friend when the teacher says we can choose our partners
Same lol
@lonlydepressedfurry445 that was antidote genius 😞
loved how accurate this is 14:17
9:22 this is People feel when they see a pro battle medic
6:07 pyro: YoU StOlE mY KiLL
Da Fuq?!
sura
Sorry i Only speak numbers I know I’m joking lmao
@no one no that's demoman
he was saying "HEEEEEYY!" refering to demo stealing his kill
When that edgy sniper misses the shot but accidentally taunts anyway 9:14
You mean anger snipers?
I love that soldier moment in this video
@@robertsandovalsandoval6352 no
What a awesome piece of art thank you
몇년만에 찾아와서 보고 싶을 정도로 인상깊은 영상인 것 같다. 개꿀잼
A balance of comedy and action, as the spy would say
*It’s P E R F E C T*
Nagas
Nooo the soldier said that
Magnificent
14:08 "you should watch out for that."
"What?"
kkkkk
spy don't know what pyro say
AAAHHH! Spy!
* Go! Go! Go! *
This is first SFM animation i watched.
And i feel really happy about this fact
This was my first ever tf2 vid I watched and it was the one animation that inspired me to play tf2 and 6yrs later, it’s still the goat!
11:56 *HEAVY IS DEAD*
ah so this was ahead of its time
Antione delak heh
Doc, what happened?
@@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar the heavy is dead!
@@thecoolestdaniel4554 Wrong line smh...
@@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar My professional opinion?
[Slams desk]
ZE HEAVY WAS KILLED
15:28 Best heavy line ever
@donut2 rebirth the video has only been out for 3 years tho-
@@smallbrain6020 correction its 4 years
@The Blu ah thanks for the correction
5 years and this is still my fave tf2 sfm of all.
One of the best animations I’ve ever seen
I love how it starts off kind of action-y feeling but then just completely derails
Even after three years of me watching is still fun to watch and funny goated sfm for sure
Love the storyline and animation!
3:47 “this is mine now. There are many like it, but this one’s mine.”
“IT’S PERFECT.”
11:33 medic was way ahead of his time
Actually his fingers were facing the wrong way
And he was ahead of you by facing it the wrong way
He was ahead for like..
50 years?
Once in a while i come back to the video to enjoy this great experience again
9:07 battle medic in a nutshell
2:18 demoman still wearing the mask
Reused scene
Stupid, soldier just made him smile
he means 2:19
@ThinkGamer 2:19
3:48 I love that full metal jacket reference
Darth Swagger what
@@Godzillafanproductions this is mine there are many like it but this one is mine...
Full metal jacket lines: this is my rifle there are many like it but this one is mine. Without me my rifle is useless without it I am useless...
Vayos ReaperoftheVoid lol good one
It’s not necessarily a FMJ reference, it could just be related to the general riflemans code
Thats not about the maker of this video this is about the valve its a real soldier line
Fantastic I’ve already watched this and it’s still good
still one of the best sfm 4 years later :D
4:29 when a spy keeps sapping your sentry and you give up and watch your nest get demolished
a furry on youtube lol
*This is fine*
*next
It is pain
@@acy2668 nest**
9:17 that face. Nightmare fuel
I love this sfm its just funny great job dude 👍
6:03 That is honestly, pretty creative.
12:22 Me when i notice that all my friends moved onto Fortnite instead of TF2
Kamie Gamer_2 lol 😂
My Brother Thomas Did Too
When someone is moving out they should move out their previous games
The Spy you can get a orange box bro
@@Godzillafanproductions The orange box version of TF2 is dead BRO
3:31 “this is a bucket” dear god... “there’s more.” No....
CringeFacility " it's perfect.."
*There’s many more like it, but it’s mine!*
Soldier: *asmr voice* perfect
amazing comrade.
I’m sorry comorade
Lol the last words I will say if I die from fire:
“I do believe I am on fire”
Feels great for this to be recommended to me again.
Let's go to the clinic and don't worry he's a professional so he won't hurt you
The medic:
I watched this with like 9 years old, this is stilla banger.
4:18
Soldier:"today is a good day!... To kill you."
Engineer:"what?"
Soldier:"nothin!"
14:00 I actually thought he was gonna jump in the water like the Red spy did
I watched this when I started TF2...
And now I'm watching this again and still playing it.
THIS WAS THE VIDEO I WAS LOOKING FOR
I DIED AT THE UNUSUAL DROP
Not A Spy Same XD
14:05
Pyro: Speaks seriously
Spy: what.
Huh? Lookoooout!!
Just get outta here, I'll stay and take care of this.
@@capnlatenight5356 thanks for the translation
@@capnlatenight5356 is that what pyro say too spy?
@@redscout8910 yes
at 16:46 ending engineer was saying please subscribe, like, leave a comment, share, block adds or something like that and replay the video if anybody was wondering there at the ending.
13:33
Blu Spy: I’m going to gut you like Cornish Game Ham.
Red Spy: I’m going to fillet you like a Salmon.
EPIC!!
and hilarious…..lol
Blue Spy: this is not fair that thing is too bigger
13:39
Red Spy: Hah!, Cry me rainbow
cry me a river*
10:45 poisiON
Sajmonix Gaming a
@@timmygreat1230 what a? XD
A POISONOUS FISH
POYSIon
Poison on?
The spy never died, his message didn’t show up
Of course bro
Top 10 personajes que no parecían tan fuertes puesto 1 9:29
Her: come over
Spy: I can’t
Her:I have a sentry
Spy: *Insert Running*
XD
30 mins later : Spy where are you? It takes only thirty minutes to get here.
@@Kronosfobi that moment was perfectly playing while reading your comment
de suelo mejores video hola me llamo Rodrigo Damián vivo en San Francisco talca talca vivo en pelarco San Francisco pelear con una casa que tiene una reja una casa roja con la con ladrillo y una casa verde que está con palo espero que algún día me traigan una play 4 a una una Wii ya tengo porqué así que una linterna también muchos seguidores y todo eso chao bye
@@pilarcanales7961 Tremendo
1:27 this is the most realistic bit we all know every ubersaw medic if they were in this situation seeing a spy up some stairs with no teamates around him wouldn't run just whip out the ubersaw and don't even turn around to avoid a trickstab