TF2 Secret Lives (SFM)
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- Опубликовано: 3 фев 2015
- Meet the medic Heavy model by Maxxis
Femscout and mask-less spy models by Maxofs2d
Casual medic model by Doctor Birdbrain
Main music is:
The Cannery Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Map is all scene building on Black_void 
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Honestly, Medic making and killing clones of his team for spare parts to the original team members is THE most Medic thing I've ever come across.
Referring to organs as „spare parts“ is also very Medic-like.
Let’s now place it with Emesis Blue
🎉❤🎉🎉🎉❤❤😊коххьхд
Bro this is legit what Alice Angel does in the original BATIM
Dsddfggggg❤ 2:56 ❓🇵🇸🇮🇱❌😭🇮🇱😈
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this is 100% something medic would do in the canonical tf2 universe
Date with heavy?
@@mylles1112 Killing Clones for organs and burn them afterwards.
@@egon2499 normal for him
@@mylles1112 Yeah. 😂
😎
I love how everyone gets embarrassed about what they see but heavy just destroys the tv because sniper ate his sandvich
Literally me when someone ate my food:
Well, Medic seemed kinda impressed with himself. He got pissed off because everyone else were thinking otherwise
@hank nah man its Sandvich
Noone touch heavy SANDVICH
❤@@lukamilic6461
Everyone: Get’s their secrets exposed.
Spy: *_L E G N O M E_*
L E Y E S
where heavy secret or i just missed a part? (i dont count the medic dating part and heavy destroying television part they are not secret)
LE NO
Le why gnome in top 5
@@saey0nna_ L E O U I
The fact that medic would kill a clone heavy just for the heart to the *original* heavy, instead of going with the clone, means a lot with their relationship.
@@Swack0617 what nanotechnology medic since first exicted on 1900 year
"Hey medic, i like you"
NTE_GAME wait when?
Either way is not only for the heavy, I mean (cough, cough) 1:56
True
Other medics: take organs from donors
Tf2 medic: creates a clone of the patient just to kill him and use his organs
I think that is how respawn works
Modern problems require Modern solutions
Really easy shit
The most tf2 things I could imagine
No just one organ... even better
The fact that a demo man and a sniper are better at gathering intelligence than the spy himself is just pure comedy
Therapist: "maskless spy isn't real he can't hurt you"
Maskless spy:
He kinda handsome tho
@@heavyweaponsscout9990 Yeah but cursed.
@@syouji185 agree
I'd let him hurt me.
I mean w hat? I didn't,. I didnt't say anythgin
There are plenty of sfm and Gmod videos with him without the mask
When you’re so self-centered the only person you’ll date is the female version of yourself
Roland Swanson what if ur male clone is not homiesexual?
I have crabs help Easy just say no homo and you’re good
So if Scout is having sex with Female Scout, does that mean he fucks himself?
. . . . powerful stuff.
@@tothelastman6 Whole other meaning to "go fuck yourself"
I guess he took it too far
To be honest
I think spy's secret is the cutest one
Why gnomes
Gnomes are amazing
you got G N O M E D
I wonder why he likes them so much???
@@Catty_Wampus4610 Because GNOMES!!! Maybe he likes to collect them, likes the way they look, or has some sort of personal connection to them. Could also just be because Gnomes are awesome
4:27 I just realized scout is still crying and fem scout is still staring at the screen
And again @ 4:53
Okay, that’s really sad not that I noticed that. Maybe Papa spy needs to give him a hug.
Spy gotta cheer up his son.
Its "fem" not "femme" lol
@@arkinkoniahcalma6414 Bro It Doesn’t Fucking Matter
Heavy and Medic make a better love story than all romance movies combined.
Nah I think that best friends is better.
@@sovinr8658 you are entitled to your own opinion but i would like to say you are wrong
@@bread5795 and you're entitled to your own opinion, It's called an opinion for a reason, you can't say mine is wrong just because you disagree you imbecile.
@@sovinr8658 I mean personally, I think Medic and Heavy are the greatest pair whether you see them as a couple or friends. I see them as the relationship that grows from mercs, to friends, to lovers cause I love character and relationship development.
@@hairtie3859 I don't agree because in the tf2 shorts heavy and medic have a friendly relationship, and medic is fine with shoving random animal organs into them. Plus that's gay
I don’t know why everyone laughed at spy so much, heaps of people do the same thing with plushies
Also that scene where he hugged the gnome was adorable
WeeabooDan agreed
well I would laugh at people with plushies too lmao
I liked when they did Eskimo kiss
I keep rewatching it, spy that happy is just so cute
PyjamaDan Well consider this is taking at latest 1970’s so, that might not be common, but aye what do I know
Am I the only one who doesn't think Medic does 'wrong' for cloning Heavy and killing the clone for a new heart? I think it's sweet of him that he wants the 'original' Heavy to live, while he could have just cloned him.
he's just gay that's kinda it
@@hallowfiended it's still super sweet
Yeah, and I don't like it when people say "Oh why don't you just replace him?" and I'm like "Cuz they're gay for each other damn it and he wants the original."
The fact people ship them is..disturbing.
@@dennyska2211 IK LIKE WTF MAN HES JUST A GOOD CHARACTRR WITH HEAVY WHY YOU BULLY 'EM AND THEN THERE IS RULE 34 GREAT JOB SHIPPERS
The fact that despite all the other fucked up and funny shit, heavy gets the most angry because someone stole his sandvich is the most TF2 thing I've seen this week.
Scout : seeing her gf cheating on him, **cries**
Heavy : seeing enemy sniper taking a bite from his mf sandvich *fucks everything up*
engineer gaming
@@alanisvz386 Alan gaming
@napim gaming
@napim ing
I feel bad for himself but her gf never acted sorry
Medic using Heavy clones for hearts = Calm Heavy
Someone finding out gay relationship = Calm Heavy
Touch my sandwich = KILL EVERYTHING EXISTING
definition of pootis pootis pootis pootis
HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!
:3
Ytsyhtema it looks like the team already knows about there relationship. He'll, everyone knows.
Ytsyhtema I'm 80th like ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
RED Unmasked Spy - the only human being who enjoys being gnomed
Im a Gnome and u just got
*GNOMED*
Ah ah ah HES NOT DA ONLY BOI WHO LIKES GNOMED
Guh-nomed
@@bagusariiq 3:17 using for sombra voice and using for blue soldier has landing off
Spy with his gnomes is actually really cute.
101 likes and 0 comments? Also yeah
When he played hl2:ep2 for the first time he did a gnome run and now thats all he cares about.
*Scout is still crying while everyone else is laughing at Spy*
wait
if femscout is scout genderbent
wouldnt that mean hes dating himself
*well if miss pauling doesnt love me then ill just date mysELF **_cries_*
edit: i have barely any memory of commenting this and don't know how it got so popular, but man FemScout is going hard on that bass guitar! look at her go!!
If you think about thats exactly what scout would do. He loves himself more then anything.
@@davidbros3462 true
but hes lonely as heck too-
Honestly I have quite a few friends that would do that.
I thought the fem scout was scouts sister
Typical Asian Guy sweet home Alabama!
“And I love you girl as much as I... hate them dirty hippies.”
Can you tell me what that song? or can you do a lyrics for me?
If I were her I would've asked for marriage right then and there
@@maxalaintwo3578 You hate so much hippie too?)
Medic is such a good friend. He littarly goes out of his way to kill clones of his coworkers, so he can safe his 'original' friends, instead of replacing them with the clones :)
2:20 Scout and FemScout: *2nd cutest*
Heavy and Medic's picnic: cute
Engi and Femscout: cute yet busted
Spy: *Most cute, cutest, adorable*
I just love spy's little smile when he has the gnome in his hand.. like he never experience happiness except for those gnomes
That's actually kinda sad ):
I feel sorry for spy, not being able to be happy without those gnomes.
Gnomes dammit!
He need A AWES0ME GNOME
Tynan Iddings
This SFM feels like an actual valve animation
It has everything a Valve animation has: humor, seriousness, and homoerotic subtext
Andromedae Lepto one of these is not like the other
@@m4sherman926 It's the seriousness isn't it?
Especially the female version of scout
Maybe it is
Honestly the only one that is truly bad is FemScout and Engineer. The rest are kind of wholesome. Medic prefers his original teammates despite having the means to clone an army of them instead and Spy has a collection of gnomes which is by far the least weird collection I’ve seen a grown man own.
2:35 this will be mine now, thank you very much-
I feel like the medic is losing out on a lot of business opportunities. He could be selling all of those organs on the black market.
OR making many new characters to help in battle...
or he can make them all a Pornstar and take all the money of the porns
Noel Hartung the fuck?!
Noel Hartung XD GO WATCH um some porn or something
he doesn't do what he does for money, he does it for his morbid curiosity
Things we know about RED team so far:
Medic: killing Heavies for hearts, also is gay
Heavy: DESTROY EVERYTHING FOR SANDVICH, is gay too
Engie: Mr. StealYourGirl
Scout: Poor guy
FemScout: B*tch
Spy: Dwarfo-phil
Dwarfo-phil XD
I am not sure about your odds since there exist male nurses as well.
BLUE SPY IS IN THE COMMENT SECTION
Nobody is gay here.
red engineer is doing some NTR
Tbh, we gotta give Medic some credit for actually going through all the trouble to kill and take body parts of his team members clones as replacements for their former organs instead of just replacing his team mates with the clones themselves. (Which was where i thought this was going)
*the video reveals scouts girlfriend has been cheating on him with his coworker and friend*
medic and heavy: now this is comedy
Spy was covering his ears cause he knew he was gonna hear all about it from scouts mom
So, let's see here...
>FemScout is cheating on Scout with Engy
>Heavy and I are secretly a couple
>Spy has a strange... garden gnome fetish-thing
>BLU Sniper ate Heavy's sandvich
I think all of these things are equally as important.
Engie*
-( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)-
You say Engie, I say Engy, You say toh-may-toh, I say toh-mah-toh
Demmet.
BLU Scout I know. The girl has good taste. Same with Miss Pauling. How many times has she rejected you again?
BLU Scout Heh. At least she "ain't" with _me._ **Snicker**
Engineer=Mr.Stealyourgirl
Hey Engie is not a girl stealer fem scout and scout have no relationship they arent inloved yet u pussy
LaurenThe GamerGirlMC scout is in love with pauling
@@roycarreon6989 pauling rejected him
In a game a spy named his your eternal reward into Mr.Stealyourgirl
True
I dont see what's wrong with what medic did, he could have easily just let heavy die and go with the clone, bu the fact that he can not only replace an organ with a perfect copy, but also invented cloning just so he could keep his team alive is very respectable, and him killing the clone is completely within his character
Spy: *hugs his gnome in the sweetest way possible*
Also Spy: **YEET**
2:34 *I LOVE ZE PICNICS*
I swear, Team Fortress 2 has one of the most, if not THE most, interesting characters in VALVe games, considering it being a multiplayer FPS.
And it has no single player what's so ever
Fire heart Offline Practice you dummy
Fire heart Offline practise?
I think he meant campaign
Do you even play Tf2?
2:30 are we not gonna talk about how heavy and medic are going out on a date
No becues there gay leave them be
Ps not sure if its cannon but i ship it
@@Zexelscp yeah it’s definitely not canon
@@BenjaminBBall ok but I still ship it
@@Zexelscp I ship them too I was just suprised to see a shipper on RUclips lmao
@@Zexelscp They're better when theyre friends
No comments on Heavy/Medic being gay lovers havin' a picnic, just after Medic uses clone organs to revive his man? Alright
I have been finding your comment :0
There was a comment about that on part 2 making our comments here unnecessary
Me who ships someone *else* with Medic:
Oh, I see
That was fucking cute🥺🥺💕💕
literally half the comment section is about that
I love how they violently crawl through the vents
Sus
Sus
Impostors
Alphonso Santos why u tryna revive among us ahh
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The spy with the gnomes was cute af
Blaze Also creepy af
mostly creepy af
Yes ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
True Monster no
he's gnot a gnelf.
Great. This made me actively ship Medic and Heavy
2:12 They are mad at the one that saved their life... ALRIGHTY THEN
You just described how it feel to be a healer
@@nakedmario9359 lol
They always are.
@@annsh.6487 brah
*I T J U S T A I N T R I G H T*
Female s: ._.
Engineer: :]
Scout: :[
Soo female s is letter c in morse?
I want a video all about scout beeting up engie
It's
Engineer: :o
Scout: :_(
Engineer: :))
Daniel Palomino-Gomez And then slapping fem scout a few times
Spy has been hoarding memes?
*hes building an army*
The demoman and sniper were g'nomed
No,that gnome has life these are just normal gnomes.
Me too
Wait wait wait is anyone gonna talk about medic burning the bodies
The Medic is German
Sounds awfully familiar
Wait a minute
*WW2 death camps flashbacks*
Hitler
Aw man
Hmmmmmmmmm
Leave me and my gnomes alone you bullies.
Lol 😂
Spy has a collection of Keemstars
+Owen Priddy resist
Comment Of The Year.
+Milliner Layne I'd your going to call someone something then spell correctly you 9 yr old
*gnome stars
half of the people saying the n word can't even fucking fight
1 like 5 sandvich for heavy
Does anybody realize that Heavy is the only one who doesn't have his secret revealed ?
@@uniqueviolet7903 heavy haven t Secrets
@@uniqueviolet7903 mabye this 2:35
@@perkos1910 haven't? You mean have no?
@@lllllllllllllllllllllll I from poland
Some say scout is still crying to this very day
İts sad
yes
Nobody should ever see my secret lab! Nein!
What about heavy
🤡
4:54 when you’ve waited 3 hours for a match and your teammates left.
This remember me when my dad enter in a halo match all his teammates left and he was alone to fight some 7 guys or something.
Mvm in a shellnut.
I was literally In Free Fire and I was Alone
The I noticed they were noobs and I finished em off lol
Medic would do ANYTHING for his beloved heavy😘
No homo bro... *unless*
This comment does not deserve nice, 70 like is good
Medic is so nice to heavy
He'd even make a clone and instead of replacing the original with the clone, he kills the clone just to bring back the original. :)
:)
Scout is so self centered the only person he can date is literally himself lol
4:19 I love that so much
Ok, let's see what's on this disk...
3:58 You've been Gnomed.
...
No,these Gnomes don't do anything to you,that another gnome is the real *GNOMED*
Never touch sasha, but more important NEVER TOUCH THE SANDVICH
DaEndoso Niu :V Mas 1 video al año prros :v i got ahivement is called dont touch sandvich
Yup true
Nesver ate thee sandvich
1:38
Rip clone heavy
"He died as he borned"
Well,yes its sad
4:28 I like to think that Heavy was just confused at Spy because he too knew what it was like to feel attached towards inanimate things, like Heavy's minigun Sasha in his case.
Thats kinda cute 4:14
Yeah
🤗
Don't tell is a brony vertion gnome.
@@alejandrobueno631 it is
Maybe the that gnome is making him to remeber about his childhood
2:15. I guess that’s how medic lost his medic license
ze heart of goat mem and heavy mem is very fragil
Actually it's cuz he stole a man's skeleton
4:27 scout is still crying xD
2:29 Oh my gosh! Are they together?? :0
yes
Medic: "Don't complain next time I have to clone your sorry ass for a new liver!"
Engineer: "I was just seeing what Fem Scout thought of my new song for my album, Scout. That's all."
Spy: "It is not a fetish, Scout!"
Heavy: "NOBODY EATS MY SANDVICH BUT ME!!!"
I just imagine this is what those four would say after Heavy goes on a rampage and completely slaughters BLU Sniper and BLU Demoman after BLU Sniper ate the Sandvich
Mutt Productions The ending kinda explains meet the sandvich
kill me it is Meet the Sandvich in a nutshell
"For the last time, Scout, it is not a fetish!! And I am not hoarding gnomes, either!!"
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Janelle Molina who let a baby on RUclips again
4:26
Femscout trying to comtemplate what she has witnessed
and scout is still crying lol
3:22 crying scout :(
4:03 are there 1000 gnomes!
His too handsome without his mask
Shanelouise Deleon why u like him
Spy or Pyro? Stupid Question...
If your talking about Spy, then I agree and that's a balaclava or ski mask. But if if your talking about Pyro...
He's*
The gnome thing was actually pretty cute.
It's weird for a man like spy
+Ѻяⅾℯґ Grenolie ikr
I mean, for Heavy, it might be ok...
+J4jason1019
nah, heavy's personality is far from cute. he IS sort sure, but he hates "cute" and "lovable" stuff. his personality is sorta like soldier's
STAR_ If you've read the comics, you might know that heavy and solider are very very different...
I like how scout is the one that has done nothing wierd
Shoutout to Medic for not replacing Heavy BUT taking his clone's heart to bring back the ORIGINAL one, even though he's a psycho monster mostly, what a good friend he is
The medic and heavy part going on a picnic is the best
When fem scout kisses hengey spie gets mad at them both and sad for scout spie is like a dad for scout.
He’s scout’s dad
*engie
He IS Scouts dad
He IS scouts father
@@BBQMork we had the same idea
Did blue team literally just show a path to their base smh.
i feel like they already knew but idk
Heavy:
Never.
Touch.
My.
SANDVICHHHHHHHHH
*walks into blue spawn with only fists and beats the crap out of sniper*
that poor scout at least he is boinking miss pauling now
jaron damanin hahahaha i get it :3
see this one gets it
jaron damanin Evryone would :D
no you would be surprised how many people this went over their head
+jaron damanin What the fok xD? BOINKING MISS PAULING xD?
1. Cut off 7 seconds
2. Submit to Saxxy
3. Win
The extra 7 seconds are jsut to show it's by SFM. It's within the time limit don't worry.
SunnyWizard _ he won't win a sac you cuz he's not using "tf2 only" stuff. Examples. Female scout, those secret doors 🚪for the medics. And many more stuff that doesn't belong in tf2 itself
+Pretty Zinc
Saxxies can be not tf2.
@@prettyzinc9457
Saxxies can use things outside of tf2. Things that used non-TF2 related things have won before
2:01 you can see a spy is in there lol
Medic and Heavy being a thing is the best thing ever and is literally almost canon so...
Don't touch Heavy's Gun, but especially..
DONT EAT HIS SANDVICHES!
Never Eat My SAAAANDVIIICH
Spy: Oh..
Heavy: Oh, this is bad.
Scout: 'Kay this does not look good here. Um..
Engineer: It just ain't right!
Medic: Scweinhunds! 😡
Ashton Cooper Schwerinhunds
@@michaelfigueroa3077 actualy it is Schweinehunde....
Scwinehund translates to pig dog
@@jonathancantu6007 yes it does
@@avocadothecat how do u know
I always thought the Medic cloning heavy part was part of the Meet the Medic clip because it fits Medic's personality a lot
I just realised that when medic and heavy leave for the picnic, the bread disappears without any trace
someone teleported the bread again
@@saey0nna_ oh, that makes sence
scout instead of crying you beat the crap out of engineer
indiyannajones No kidding, the engi is weak as fuck.
But so is scout
Scout can cave people's skull in with a baseball bat.
Yeah but dat health do
***** then it would need to be a hand to hand combat, scout would lose no problem
*Sniper* 🥪 *Sandvich*
*Heavy* 🤜🏼 *TV*
*TV* has left the server (disconnected by user)
Demo + Sniper 🎥 RED
3:19 poor scout i know this pain
Scout is my best and favorite class and this makes me feel VERY sorry for him.
Me too
My fav is spy but anyway I sorry for scout...
SCOUT SUCKS
i've never wanted to hug a video game character so bad before
It's alright Scout, ya got Millions, And I say, Millions. Of fan-girls who will gladly consol you, and possibly might steal your hair and blood buuuuut. We don't talk about that
*_he he._*
What
Oh god I forgot all about..
*THEM*
wait they exist. Oh shit I must hear about these, female simps?
Figo 3 I don’t know what he’s talking about, we all simp for medic lmao
This has to be one of my favorite AUs so far.
2:38 He actually animated the guitar correctly, holy shit
Fantastic work. One of my favourite SFM animations to date.
Oh look, shots not dead, last I checked, you were burned by 2 derpy pyros then eaten alive by a giant purple bumper car eating hell hole
alexpreface its sfm Not tf2
best sfm ever
Derpasaurus209 Correction. Best Sfm video ever.
CardTrickmedia your from britainland... its favorite ye england meh
I fell really BAD for Scout
juan salvador talamantes preciado me to😭😭
juan salvador talamantes preciado Me too xd
Scouts gf isnt a opposite gender of himself
Remember expiration date?
juan salvador talamantes preciado How hard did fall for Scout?
6 years before and this is one of the best animations I have ever seen
the unmasked spy is beautiful.
IKR???😩😩
Engie's song pretty much defined the entirety of modern day country music.
My bad, I didn't meant to add ''was'' there.
Preston Dixon Depends on what type of country song you're talkin' 'bout. Some are far different, but his is pretty much what a lot of them say.
Country music then: ''You can run ooooon for a long time...''
Country music now: ''Beeeeeeer n' Jesus.''
Preston Dixon Son, you need to give johnny cash a listen. These are my two favorite songs by him.
ruclips.net/video/4ahHWROn8M0/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/QcmbFKstspk/видео.html
SimpleKnock I guessed what ones you put. I was right about both.
3:15 this is how I lost my girlfriend for real
oof mate.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Big F
I feel bad for you
F
This should've won an award
I remember thinking this was canon when I was 10
I LOVE YOU GIRL, AS MUCH AS I HATE HIPPIES