IF TF2 WAS REALISTIC 4 (SFM)

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Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @DasMxD
    @DasMxD  3 года назад +2383

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    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 3 года назад +16

      Cool thanks for telling

    • @germankitty_x3
      @germankitty_x3 3 года назад +77

    • @arm2687
      @arm2687 3 года назад +21

      How did you post a lil image please tell me how to do it.

    • @LamerGuy
      @LamerGuy 3 года назад +16

      @@arm2687 it's a members only thing

    • @InformasiBanua
      @InformasiBanua 3 года назад +31

  • @Delfy
    @Delfy 3 года назад +8565

    idea: *physically* , *any spawn doors can be opened by any team*

  • @TheGamer-lh5mh
    @TheGamer-lh5mh 3 года назад +3429

    Idea: aimbotters would snap their necks because of how fast they turn their heads

  • @Solomanon
    @Solomanon Год назад +71

    Bonus to the Clothes change idea:
    To balance the fact anyone can disguise as the other team, it means their own sentries will see them as enemies and shoot them to death.

    • @user-cp9jk4jm5r
      @user-cp9jk4jm5r Год назад +4

      It's not make sense because wiki says what he recognizes their teammates by color of team so in that case they will not shoot blue soldier and spy just because they wearing a red suit for a disguise

    • @iancortescontreras6084
      @iancortescontreras6084 Год назад +1

      Could be an interesting concept for CtP and CtF, more Infiltration mechanics

    • @ava12f95
      @ava12f95 4 месяца назад +3

      in lore sentries are recognise members of team by color of clothes, so the only thing that dont make sense is your comment​@@user-cp9jk4jm5r

    • @IsidroHernandez-ob6ki
      @IsidroHernandez-ob6ki Месяц назад

      idea: the grenades solders wearing would explode if shot

  • @Noahcrow
    @Noahcrow 10 месяцев назад +19

    This is crazy! I love it! Not only was the animation realistic, like the real movies, and well animated, but the voices weren't just the google "David voice" of TF2! It was perfect!

  • @andykillsu
    @andykillsu 3 года назад +2878

    Idea: In MVM the engineer can build his own bots to fight for him.

  • @LineX240
    @LineX240 3 года назад +552

    the spy with enhanced face flexes is one of the best things created in the tf community

  • @h0twhee1
    @h0twhee1 Год назад +21

    Idea: Grenades won't instantly explode when thrown, the safety pin will always have to be pulled before throwing.

  • @MidnightDStroyer
    @MidnightDStroyer Год назад +166

    I like how you linked all of these together as if it were all a single, continuing game session. That being said...
    If the Spy & the Soldier were able to disguise themselves by wearing enemy clothing, then wouldn't the motorized Payload Cart with the Sentry on top be also targeting them?
    A heavy dose of serendipity is called for...

    • @keannoxyrenceesquivel2349
      @keannoxyrenceesquivel2349 Год назад

      the sentry prob. senses actual enemies instead of disguised ones

    • @shreyaskumar5366
      @shreyaskumar5366 Год назад +3

      ​@@keannoxyrenceesquivel2349 then why in actual Tf2 game .. you can disguise as spy and enemy sentry wont beat ur ass

    • @thetau4866
      @thetau4866 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@shreyaskumar5366 spy has a masking device

    • @JourniousTheRealOne
      @JourniousTheRealOne 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@shreyaskumar5366spy has advanced techno

    • @likewastaken0906
      @likewastaken0906 5 месяцев назад

      @@JourniousTheRealOnethe advanced tech : mask with a face

  • @malady2997
    @malady2997 3 года назад +290

    "sandvich"
    "chicken"
    "ugly"
    *ah yes, my favorite food, ugly*

  • @DingusBingus1
    @DingusBingus1 3 года назад +464

    Idea: Collecting heads with the Eyelander wouldn't do anything but horrify everybody

  • @stargost2338
    @stargost2338 8 месяцев назад +5

    A backstab could theoretically kill a person, as long as it lands on it's spine or penetrates deep enough to cause irreparable damage to some internal organ (Preferably, the Heart or Lungs).

  • @thirdrow69
    @thirdrow69 Год назад +11

    6:18 poor pyro was just enjoying the weather lmao

  • @MathematicallyAFox
    @MathematicallyAFox 3 года назад +627

    Ideas:
    1. Sniper’s Jarate will infect any open wounds.
    2. Any food Heavy throws with get dirty on the ground because plates won’t magically appear under the food.
    3. They have to worry about snakes in some maps. (Like Dustbowl)
    Edit: Forgot the bullets inflict pain one already appeared.

    • @surodensa
      @surodensa 3 года назад +24

      piss, on the contrary, disinfects wounds

    • @KidNamedKewlHam
      @KidNamedKewlHam 3 года назад +23

      Speaking of Jarate, that and Mad Milk can be shattered as they're glass jars which means it can also inflict bleed

    • @surodensa
      @surodensa 3 года назад +5

      if you don't believe, then look on the internet

    • @toasterofdoom9629
      @toasterofdoom9629 3 года назад +18

      @@surodensa Piss disinfects wounds when it hasn't been left to be consumed by bacteria, hasn't been left in a warm environment, and used soon after being pissed out. Piss, does not in fact, disinfect wounds when an australian man with ESRD pisses it and leaves it sitting there for several minutes, usually in the hot sun since most TF2 maps are in a desert environment. Not to mention the fact it's not even particularly effective as an anti-septic, with soap and water being 100x more effective... the main thing that it could be used for is to irrigate a wound when clean water is unavailable.

    • @aiyaia_
      @aiyaia_ 3 года назад +2

      2nd is already in another video.

  • @BoshMind
    @BoshMind 3 года назад +2790

    Idea: The tank on Pyro's back explodes if shot

  • @smokeyredmeadow
    @smokeyredmeadow Год назад +8

    Actually, it would depend on whether or not the backstab hit the spine or not. If it didn’t, then yes. The heavy would easily be able to fight back. But, if it hit the spine, that is damaging the line from the brain to the limbs, so heavy would basically have his brain severed from his body.

  • @gamingmoth4542
    @gamingmoth4542 Год назад +23

    1:30 I believe that it is required for the thrower to unscrew the cap at the bottom of the grenade in order to ignite the fuse. Otherwise, they are just tossing grenades at the enemy for no reason at all.

  • @ofal5124
    @ofal5124 3 года назад +172

    Idea: Court for war crimes that included:
    - Disguise as an enemy
    - Firing upon a Combat Medic with clear insignia
    - Using explosive traps
    - Using fire weapons
    - Executions (taunt kills)
    - Causing great suffering or serious injury to body or health
    (brutal mele weapons)

    • @warpear3330
      @warpear3330 3 года назад +3

      Also the medic killing people himself. I see you've read some Wikipedia Pages. Nice.

    • @ofal5124
      @ofal5124 3 года назад +4

      @@warpear3330 well to be honest as i know if combat medic uses his weapon he can be considered a combatant and shooted
      but im not an expert
      i just read few articles

    • @warpear3330
      @warpear3330 3 года назад +4

      I read an article on Wikipedia on war crimes once, and dat made me smarter. Small disclaimer: i'm stupid, and you should search it up by yourself. (war ruses and war crimes on Wikipedia) So basically, field medics can't direcly fire at the enemy or something, and you can't disguise as a medic using a red cross to then reveal yourself a military, but this is off-topic. I'm not sure about it, it's 50/50.

    • @greentea_DP
      @greentea_DP 3 года назад +3

      You are allowed to kill the medic if the medic shot his gun btw

    • @ofal5124
      @ofal5124 3 года назад +2

      @@greentea_DP yea so you are allowed only to kill incompetent one's

  • @Jollytjerry11
    @Jollytjerry11 3 года назад +615

    Correction: The spy would be knowledgeable enough to know where he needs to stab to sever the spine, brain stem, or other vital areas.

    • @erikschwartzmann3261
      @erikschwartzmann3261 3 года назад +50

      He is stabbing them right next to the spine into the gugular which would kill them quickly or instantly so youre smarter.

    • @howdoicomment5932
      @howdoicomment5932 3 года назад +63

      Correction: The heavy has severe scoliosis making it hard for the spy to find where his spine is

    • @gogetablue7905
      @gogetablue7905 3 года назад +29

      @@howdoicomment5932 But Then Spy would know that since he is like an assassin. One must know the weakness of the target

    • @TheCoomMan
      @TheCoomMan 3 года назад +2

      That's what I was going to say

    • @MidnightDStroyer
      @MidnightDStroyer 3 года назад +10

      Yep, that's the whole point of backstabbing in the first place...Putting the knife right where it would do the most good. However, any stab that does NOT instantly sever the spine (such as cutting the carotid or between the ribs & into the heart) might still leave a few seconds of life left for the target to retaliate, as long as they don't panic & can initially resist the pain (Heavy might resist like that); there would be only a few seconds to do so.

  • @theoneguywhowasatthatoneplace
    @theoneguywhowasatthatoneplace Год назад +9

    3:22 half life 2 refference hahahaha

  • @solarboydjango5219
    @solarboydjango5219 Год назад +6

    I love how they used the Wario Ware: Smooth Moves music

  • @CardiacYew-xt5zq
    @CardiacYew-xt5zq 3 года назад +150

    Engie: Sees a grenade
    Also engie: Stretches his neck Closer to the grenade

    • @LogicalHats
      @LogicalHats 3 года назад

      True

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 3 года назад +2

      Soldier's grenades weren't primed, and still had the pins in them. They might as well have been a slight surprise more than anything.

    • @thelastmlg2699
      @thelastmlg2699 3 года назад

      He was trying to push back the explosion by screaming.

  • @folltrace_
    @folltrace_ 3 года назад +166

    Idea:
    When Minigun ammo runs out, Heavy could use his ammo belt to reload it

    • @KoolMoth
      @KoolMoth 3 года назад +7

      I’d take like 10 minutes but still I get your point

    • @original_cb0895
      @original_cb0895 3 года назад +8

      that's impossible since heavy doesn't have a chaining maching and can't put the bullets in a chain to go into the gun

    • @original_cb0895
      @original_cb0895 3 года назад +9

      @@KoolMoth can you imagin heavy sitting in spawn with glasses on and a bullet chain press hand stamping bullets from his bandoleer into a chain

    • @sewpkan1297
      @sewpkan1297 3 года назад +2

      @@original_cb0895 natasha.

    • @Mr_Autastic
      @Mr_Autastic 3 года назад

      @@original_cb0895 what he could do is drop the minigun, and with all that weight gone he could run faster.

  • @perronavideno7887
    @perronavideno7887 Год назад +2

    I love these series Soo much

  • @bu4349
    @bu4349 11 месяцев назад +1

    2:47
    But the sandvich is actually pretty healthy i think, it wouldn't make heavy that fat, and noting that heavy works out and stuff he wouldn't be that fat.

  • @Jafjaf08
    @Jafjaf08 3 года назад +155

    "Sandvich"
    "Chicken"
    "UgLy"
    The three words of three wise men

    • @ferdeyborilz1017
      @ferdeyborilz1017 3 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @Faux_Fox_
      @Faux_Fox_ 3 года назад

      *2 wise men

    • @Jafjaf08
      @Jafjaf08 3 года назад

      @@Faux_Fox_ what 2? There three engi,scout,heavy weapons guy
      You sure you countin man/gal
      Sorry if im impolite towards you

    • @saulgoodman4634
      @saulgoodman4634 3 года назад

      *hælp meyh.*

    • @imjustafloor3402
      @imjustafloor3402 3 года назад

      You spelled sandwich wrong

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 3 года назад +1772

    Idea: Medic's syringes would cause drug trips.

  • @angelkitten135
    @angelkitten135 5 месяцев назад

    Love hearing Sharax in your videos!

  • @SWDude2710
    @SWDude2710 Год назад

    One of the few videos where the Blue team are both the main characters and are very badass!

  • @midnightcomicle
    @midnightcomicle 3 года назад +315

    Fact: scout can’t run the entire time. He’ll get tired eventually...

    • @florinsorean697
      @florinsorean697 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @w00vz11
      @w00vz11 3 года назад

      he could have great stamina

    • @eternaanrete1185
      @eternaanrete1185 3 года назад +3

      So if that said, the actual running is a sprint mechanic, or maybe he just has a really cool stamina, by the fact that he likes caffeine, his motto is a proof of that.

    • @entity9092
      @entity9092 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @notsogreatplays2404
      @notsogreatplays2404 3 года назад +2

      Well sure he can he just starts teleporting across the map once hes tired so he can take a break.

  • @pantelismaca2058
    @pantelismaca2058 3 года назад +158

    Soldier : * throws grenade *
    2:09 : * grenades magicallly come back. *

  • @joseaguilar7519
    @joseaguilar7519 2 года назад +2

    4:48 it was at that moment that he knew he f(00)ked up

  • @_bob7427
    @_bob7427 11 месяцев назад +1

    The payload is easily pushable because the mercs aren’t “pushing” the cart, it moves automatically when they stand near it.

  • @daxter4hire
    @daxter4hire 3 года назад +222

    Idea: Soldier would be able to dig with his shovel.

  • @LimeonCandy
    @LimeonCandy 3 года назад +233

    Idea: Shooting pyro's fuel tank would make his flamethrower explode

    • @linkfreeman1998
      @linkfreeman1998 3 года назад +6

      *BF1 vibe instensifies*

    • @coolbazil2122
      @coolbazil2122 3 года назад

      noice

    • @lizzard3699
      @lizzard3699 3 года назад +8

      Technically shooting propain or petrol only makes a hole in the container, it would require a spark like in incinerating rounds

    • @RaisinHook
      @RaisinHook 3 года назад

      hey i sied that in the last epasode

    • @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822
      @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822 3 года назад +1

      It’s actually filled with air because there is tank of gas already on the flamethrower so I would suspect it would explode from presssure if fast enough

  • @elia.0724
    @elia.0724 2 года назад

    Great idea of the angineer making a thing for the payload to move by itself, alltough, it would be more fair if it could be destroyable but make it more resistent then maybe even e heavy, since it's easy to hit

  • @thaias9654
    @thaias9654 3 года назад +611

    If this is still eligible: Engineer can make more than Turrets, Dispensers, and Teleporters, during matches.

  • @mynameberamen1779
    @mynameberamen1779 3 года назад +115

    With the 'backstabs wouldn't kill' one, it just feels wrong. Because most of the time it's a stab either at or near the spine, which would at least paralyze anybody, basically killing them on a battlefield. I don't mean to be a downer, but eh.

    • @richardlounsbury295
      @richardlounsbury295 3 года назад +4

      Either way, if you hit the right spot you could hit the lungs, heart, or liver, since theres not much protection on your back

    • @ZergMeTaSWORM
      @ZergMeTaSWORM 3 года назад +2

      @@richardlounsbury295 the lungs wouldn t iinstantly incapacitate you. the heart maybe but there were people who survived being stabbed in the heard in modern times. The liver takes too long to kill you from bleeding (not days but definitely not instantly). plus the heavy is a pretty thick and muscular guy (we say he is fat but that guy is probably bear buff kind of guy) and judging by the lenght of spies knife it would have a hard time getting to the vital area especially in a fast paced situation. honestly the spine seems the best way to take the heavy out in 1 hit with that small of a blade since you don t need to kill in order to basically incapacitate someone by severing the spinal cord.

    • @richardlounsbury295
      @richardlounsbury295 3 года назад +2

      @@ZergMeTaSWORM i quote "A direct stab to the heart is survivable as long as you can receive appropriate treatment within minutes of the trauma. A thoractomy is considered the standard and most probable successful emergency medical procedure for an unprepared and unsterile site with minimal equipment, but it goes without saying that a surgeon, heart specialist or being close to an emergency room is a prerequisite. The difficulties faced are in evacuating the pooled blood and clot and closing the wound to the heart while maintaining manual systole to ensure there is blood flowing through the chambers for the lungs and for the body. It is important also to ensure that there is no blood flow being communicated between the chest cavities, and if so, the amount of blood loss becomes unrecoverable without the above emergency methods and application by a doctor. By saying this a violent and severe sharp trauma that punctures the heart will cause immediate arrest and death to follow in minutes, only prolonged by the remaining integrity of oxygen. The heart is one of three main targets to incapacitate someone violently and instantly. Should the heart be stopped by a severing of the vagus nerve which runs from the medulla through the cervical there will be no electrical pulse to contract the heart or if the carotid artery is shunted or severed and there is no blood flow to the heart, myocardial infarction occurs, and function will cease. This implies severe polytrauma to the cervical and/or carotid arteries will cause instant death. The longest one can survive a deep penetrating cut to the heart without immediate intervention will be the time it takes for the brain to cease functioning after the heart has stopped and the maximum time will be around 3-4 minutes." TL;DR direct stab to heart survivable if received appropriate treatment within minutes

    • @ZergMeTaSWORM
      @ZergMeTaSWORM 3 года назад

      @@richardlounsbury295 considering that the medigun can heal a fully opened chest cavity in a matter of second its sufice to say medical treatment is available in minutes. also we are talking about instant vs minutes. a direct severing of the spinal column produce paralysis instantly. it incapacitates the person instantly while a direct hit to the heart doesn't.
      and the discussion is whether the stab is INSTANTLY fatal and or incapacitating vs not. no one is saying you won t die from those with a high chance. also the discussion is withing universe but with real life logic applied. so we take into account that medigun is a thing that they are all combat veterans who delt with injuries and probably have a higher tolerance for said injuries, and that the blade of the spy is probably not long enough to cause major damage to heavy who is burly and muscular (since he carries a 200kg minigun like its nothing), i think its safe to assume that the only higher chance of incapacitating a target instantly is aiming for the cervical spine, and since the spy seems to be very skilled in handeling blades he might have the technique and knowledge to perform such a task.

    • @defaultpfpwithafly7504
      @defaultpfpwithafly7504 3 года назад

      This is what i was literally just thinking

  • @AJ-vq7im
    @AJ-vq7im Год назад

    I love how when it cuts to the first person of the soldier you can hear heavy deading in the background

  • @victoriacase5273
    @victoriacase5273 24 дня назад

    Its nice to revisit the old things

  • @jveerf8573
    @jveerf8573 3 года назад +475

    Fun fact: Demoman balls explode because of the stickies.

  • @MisterCake
    @MisterCake 3 года назад +146

    Idea:
    > the rescue ranger would electrify enemies since you're basically shooting batteries that repair buildings.
    > overloading the beggars bazooka will force the first rockets out the back of the bazooka's tube, dropping it out and landing on the ground with a kaboom

  • @prosto_a_user
    @prosto_a_user 2 месяца назад +1

    1:30
    Ullapull Caber:"A sober person would throw it"
    Demoman: throws it
    Impossible...

  • @that_medic_is_a_spy
    @that_medic_is_a_spy 5 месяцев назад +1

    Idea: Engineer has his own Toolbox arm where If he opens it he can make alot of stuff

  • @grant1711
    @grant1711 3 года назад +130

    Idea: Soldier can’t die he ate an entire bottle of “I die I come back stronger pills”
    Idea: Medics Uber is stored in his backpack. So he can switch his medigun but still have the same amount of Uber.

    • @sewpkan1297
      @sewpkan1297 3 года назад +2

      it's too late though, we isn't coming back.....

    • @RondaBriggs
      @RondaBriggs 3 года назад

      @@sewpkan1297 uh yeah we ain't comin back from 2020

    • @grant1711
      @grant1711 3 года назад

      @@sewpkan1297 is it because rick may died?

    • @keeganlafferty1395
      @keeganlafferty1395 3 года назад

      did you forget this is "if TF2 was realistic"?

    • @nigelxd3735
      @nigelxd3735 3 года назад

      @@RondaBriggs I think he was talking about he's voice actor Rick May

  • @jaxprismite6672
    @jaxprismite6672 3 года назад +770

    I always figured the backstab was an instant kill because it was put through the spine, separating it in half. If it didn’t kill Heavy it would at least cripple him.

    • @leahflops9425
      @leahflops9425 2 года назад +70

      or through the brain stem

    • @resonance_mk1
      @resonance_mk1 2 года назад +36

      @@leahflops9425 maybe depends where your aiming when backstabbing

    • @potatoesandducks958
      @potatoesandducks958 Год назад +17

      I thought because you can pierce the heart or lungs with no ribcage to protect it

    • @AnesTheIdiot
      @AnesTheIdiot Год назад +1

      Yep

    • @drippiYT
      @drippiYT Год назад +8

      @bored ye like backstabbing on the side of the back would damage a few muscles but wont kill

  • @KENKEN-dr5np
    @KENKEN-dr5np 10 месяцев назад +1

    Idea:dispensers will run out of stuff in a period of time and the engineer has to go around and get a lot of stuff to stuff back the dispenser

  • @Agent37486
    @Agent37486 5 месяцев назад +1

    Every part of the map can be gone through
    even out of bounds

  • @prda_musicas6545
    @prda_musicas6545 3 года назад +125

    Idea:
    Spy can kill and sap sentries even though he is invisible.

  • @Gnewbie1
    @Gnewbie1 3 года назад +141

    Idea: Scout wouldn't have all his shells in his shotgun. Instead he would have to manually reload his shotgun.

  • @Noneofyourbusiness646
    @Noneofyourbusiness646 24 дня назад +1

    Idea: the huntsman wouldn't have a buggy hitbox and would be worse than the sniper rifle in every aspect

  • @FunnyFinger69
    @FunnyFinger69 Год назад

    Ima just say, those grenades that soldier threw still had the pins in them, Less of a technical problem, More of a Cinema Sin.

  • @HydroSpectre1260
    @HydroSpectre1260 3 года назад +372

    Idea: Critical Hits wouldn't exist, however different areas of the body would take more damage depending on how vital they are.

    • @deadrivers2267
      @deadrivers2267 3 года назад +12

      Nathan Vetterlein: "ow my balls my BALLZ"

    • @happiest9225
      @happiest9225 3 года назад +9

      men i have been hit in the sack

    • @alexandersinharoy1743
      @alexandersinharoy1743 3 года назад +5

      @@happiest9225 **soviet salute intensifies** goodbye comrade

    • @raisinx
      @raisinx 3 года назад +1

      Big brain idea

    • @HKOTACON
      @HKOTACON 3 года назад +2

      No, critical hits would actually be when the enemy isn’t expecting you to hit, so it hurts more than usual

  • @Gyarretto7
    @Gyarretto7 2 года назад +1276

    Fun fact: Team Fortress 2 was originally going to have throwable grenades like we see here, but they were taken out because games ended up just being test players constantly spamming grenades at doorways.

    • @quietsong2583
      @quietsong2583 2 года назад +38

      Hm.. kind of like SCP:SL

    • @goopy9498
      @goopy9498 2 года назад +16

      @@kris089t2 not everyone has stickies

    • @Jareb_Delgado
      @Jareb_Delgado 2 года назад +38

      @@kris089t2 only the demoman has those.

    • @definitelynoteli23
      @definitelynoteli23 2 года назад +3

      @@quietsong2583 yes. Really anoying.

    • @badideagenerator2315
      @badideagenerator2315 2 года назад +6

      I wonder how effective that would be now that airblasting exists.

  • @alistairvan4059
    @alistairvan4059 Год назад

    4:45, this idea was kind of cool but backstabbing is still lethal if directly on the spine, yes backstabs are very lethal since there is a chance of breaking the spinal chord and pierce the heart or puncture a lung (Probably all of it) which could kill you.

  • @iamdespy
    @iamdespy 8 месяцев назад +1

    i love how soldier didn’t even pull the pin on the grenades

  • @George_kickass
    @George_kickass 3 года назад +50

    Here's an idea: every weapon category would need different type of ammunition so scout can't reload his shotgun from the box that has rockets for soldier's rpg

    • @lizzard3699
      @lizzard3699 3 года назад +3

      And some weapon reloading would take way way longer than they do in game.
      like for instance some of demos weapons he just pulls back on and it reloads, that doesn't make sense

    • @hathatthechineseshark8168
      @hathatthechineseshark8168 3 года назад +1

      Yeah and great idea
      Though that would be torture

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 3 года назад

      @@lizzard3699 sticky launcher has a drum

    • @The_Lightning_Sparks
      @The_Lightning_Sparks 3 года назад +3

      Wasn't this already done in one of the previous iterations though?

    • @lizzard3699
      @lizzard3699 3 года назад +1

      @@artemefimov8215 yes I know, but demo can hold like what, 20+ stickys in 1 drum no wider than a frisbee?

  • @metroidman64
    @metroidman64 3 года назад +77

    Idea:
    Heavy's teeth will hurt or even break when he tries to eat his Robo-Sandvich, since it's made with metal.

    • @bulkbogan2242
      @bulkbogan2242 3 года назад

      Not neccesarily. It coukd be made of gallium or any of the soft metals.

    • @metroidman64
      @metroidman64 3 года назад +4

      @@bulkbogan2242 But it can still break their teeth if they try to bite it. Right?

    • @solidussnake6351
      @solidussnake6351 3 года назад

      @@metroidman64 If its full on metal, then yes

    • @crabking6450
      @crabking6450 3 года назад

      i think something like that was done in an original, dont know tho

    • @metroidman64
      @metroidman64 3 года назад

      @@crabking6450 No. I haven't seen it in the first one. Neither from 2 to 4.

  • @theclown6710
    @theclown6710 Год назад

    I mean the Ullapool Caber throwing attack seems pretty balanced if it was implemented since it’s still a one use before needing to go back to a supply cabinet

  • @joshuaeffendi491
    @joshuaeffendi491 Год назад

    the thing is stabs in general can kill people, back stabs are more likely to slip past the rib cage or where the spy does stab in the back is often lethal since is in a downward motion, even if you are someone like heavy is very unlikely you are going to be in a state where you can still fight back against someone with a combat knife, the amount of nerves or organs and even the spine is fragile against such a stab

  • @ElCursed
    @ElCursed 3 года назад +74

    Heavy: Sandvich
    Scout: Chicken
    Engineer: Ugly

    • @slyfry101
      @slyfry101 3 года назад +3

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @rbelizairo2640
      @rbelizairo2640 3 года назад +2

      You: Kazotsky Rasputin

    • @polskipiese296
      @polskipiese296 3 года назад +2

      More like..
      Engineer: cake :3

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 3 года назад +1

      This is: Requeim

    • @ElCursed
      @ElCursed 3 года назад +2

      @@rbelizairo2640 I'm not Russian I'm Ukranian :|

  • @othatsparks8818
    @othatsparks8818 3 года назад +141

    Idea: scout can’t push the cart 2x faster he’s skinny, heavy would be able to do that!

  • @Mrbread_loaf
    @Mrbread_loaf Год назад

    I always hit my back in a sharp corner and hurts a lot so the backstabbing would insta kill

  • @Gameregg700
    @Gameregg700 Год назад +1

    Bro I like the engineer he goes like crazy

  • @wholeholew
    @wholeholew 3 года назад +93

    Idea: Engineer could just take off the sapper, he doesn’t need to swing his wrench wildly

    • @zOOpygOOpert
      @zOOpygOOpert 3 года назад

      It sticks itself on

    • @user-ob4zl5mj9p
      @user-ob4zl5mj9p 3 года назад

      @@zOOpygOOpert i think it uses wires, since sentry is powered by some form of a computer (probably) due to being able to detect an enemy

    • @murmulits4094
      @murmulits4094 3 года назад

      He gets shocked

    • @kickgum5701
      @kickgum5701 3 года назад

      If he tried to touch it he'll get zapped

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 года назад

      @fallout 76 guy He might as well rather smack it with the wrench

  • @TheOne496
    @TheOne496 3 года назад +105

    idea:
    soldier and demo could destroy walls and buildings with their explosives.

    • @Pumpkin-man
      @Pumpkin-man 3 года назад +2

      Don’t forget pyro being able to do his trailer justice burning whole maps to the ground.

    • @MrGibbs-sb3rq
      @MrGibbs-sb3rq 3 года назад +1

      That was the original idea for the game but then they decided they didn't want someone would change class to do somthing then change back rather then waiting for someone on there team to do it and they didn't want that

    • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
      @pauloricardo-wn6ps 3 года назад

      heavy's minigun could tear a wooden house apart too

  • @djangel3108
    @djangel3108 Год назад

    Imagine a payload that moves on its own while having a level 2 sentry on it AND supporting it by repairing it AND supplying it with ammo (not a level 3 though because airblast exists).

  • @kuroblakka3786
    @kuroblakka3786 Год назад +1

    5:51 But this wouldn't work because Soldier would think the disguised Spy *and* himself is enemy.

  • @rekwass8879
    @rekwass8879 3 года назад +72

    idea: When a round is over, the team that has lost does not surrender.

    • @Zhugo83
      @Zhugo83 3 года назад +7

      Enemy team win
      Enemy team : Prepare to die
      Your team : No u

    • @teleportedbread6194
      @teleportedbread6194 3 года назад +2

      If you know ur enemy and know urself you need not fear the result of a hundred battle war
      -sun tzu... Probably

    • @crabking6450
      @crabking6450 3 года назад +2

      and they can't shoot the enemy for surrendering because it's a warcrime

  • @fk0692
    @fk0692 3 года назад +107

    Idea: Australium weapons would be extremely heavy (like gold).

    • @MajinMist603
      @MajinMist603 3 года назад +7

      Maybe , we don't have a whole lot of information about Australium . It can be as heavy as gold or as light as aluminum.

    • @ciancaldera6542
      @ciancaldera6542 3 года назад +2

      Wouldn’t hit make the user and anyone nearby physically stronger thus allowing them to carry it?

    • @caslert9868
      @caslert9868 3 года назад

      @@ciancaldera6542 yes but no. Since australium takes a long time to sink in. Also acilues have you heard of tf2’s canon

    • @ciancaldera6542
      @ciancaldera6542 3 года назад

      @@caslert9868 tanks for the correction

    • @jessicawroten9481
      @jessicawroten9481 3 года назад

      No,its like gold spray paint.

  • @yadfud363
    @yadfud363 3 месяца назад +1

    I don't think you can place 8 stickybombs into one gun that small, let alone infinite stickies

  • @the_green_monkey
    @the_green_monkey Год назад +1

    I always loved dis serie and TF2 changed my whole life!!

  • @SpinosaurusStudios_
    @SpinosaurusStudios_ 3 года назад +115

    Idea: Heavy and Pyro couldn't automatically reload after touching a dispenser or ammo pack, so they have to *manually* replace the barrel or gas can.

    • @Excaliburumbra801
      @Excaliburumbra801 3 года назад +5

      Well , thats acctualy fast , as the Dispenser has Machinegun drums and chains , and the dispenser also seem to have a little micro tiny itti bitty Gas station

    • @whotesamurai
      @whotesamurai 3 года назад +3

      Pyro he could just insert run a gas hose into the dispenser which could be fast to refuel

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 3 года назад

      @@Excaliburumbra801 microscopic wireless tube

  • @linspecteurdespipi2769
    @linspecteurdespipi2769 3 года назад +86

    idea: Capturing intelligence would be harder, put in a safe, in a High security room, heavily guarded and any suspicous activity would immediately raise an alarm

    • @GhostofFarta
      @GhostofFarta 3 года назад +11

      So just 2fort with sentries?

    • @pranava4232
      @pranava4232 3 года назад +4

      Idea:the holiday punch wouldn’t make you laugh

  • @chimkinman
    @chimkinman 28 дней назад

    So fun fact, the reason that backstabbing works is cause that’s their spine, so heavy might not resist it

  • @baimo_ofc
    @baimo_ofc 23 дня назад

    i like the reference of that scene of half life 2 with lasslo

  • @BrianTheNotFake
    @BrianTheNotFake 3 года назад +161

    Idea: Soldier is basically a walking bomb, so if anyone would shoot him at the front, his grenades wil explode.

    • @vodago
      @vodago 3 года назад +7

      Zach are you stupid? TF2 came out first so he can't be junkrat you juvenile jar-pissing jalopy

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 года назад

      @@vodago r/rare burns

    • @alexmoon1600
      @alexmoon1600 3 года назад

      @@Datoneguy_9343 ikr

    • @basileusgaming7047
      @basileusgaming7047 3 года назад +1

      @@Datoneguy_9343 ew you must be from Reddit eugh I can smell you from here

    • @pandemix2767
      @pandemix2767 3 года назад

      Nah bad idea it is the same that atomic bombs detonated because of falling

  • @pomdstuff
    @pomdstuff 3 года назад +230

    Heavy: "Sanvich!"
    Scout: "Chicken!"
    Engineer: *"UGLY"*

  • @yakkyrwhackr
    @yakkyrwhackr 2 года назад

    Blowing up the right points would send buildings falling and crumbling because physics

  • @FirstnameLastname-fq1vy
    @FirstnameLastname-fq1vy 3 года назад +174

    Idea : *If sniper throws Jarate in water, the water will be piss-water.*

    • @direhellspawn6629
      @direhellspawn6629 3 года назад

      Disgusting, but interesting

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner 3 года назад

      Dire Hellspawn I mean they call the area under two fort sewers alreadu

    • @ilikestuff5429
      @ilikestuff5429 3 года назад

      Simply genius

    • @Bixen_Bings
      @Bixen_Bings 3 года назад +1

      I mean if there is more water then piss then there would only be a slight hint of sinpers piss drowned in water

  • @Crow_Guy
    @Crow_Guy 3 года назад +74

    Idea: If the sentry's targeting is so accurate, then it can also shoot pipes, stickies and rockets in the air, detonating them before they reach it. Functioning pratically the same way as a C-RAM

  • @maxtoke5557
    @maxtoke5557 Год назад

    engineer needs to have something like the spy sapper but for the payload that can make the payload move but is vulnerable and has a big hitbox , along with mounting a level 3 sentry. that would be so fucking funny, like pirateship on overwatch

  • @maxlokot9481
    @maxlokot9481 Год назад +2

    the title: what if tf2 was realistic
    also demoman: stickies out of the ass go brrr

  • @TheSpyCrap
    @TheSpyCrap 3 года назад +60

    Nobody would ever respawn, so eventually:
    One team would all die, and the other team (and administrator) would have nothing to do but sit around aimlessly.
    OR
    Everyone dies somehow and the map is left completely empty, maybe besides maybe one person, who'd be driven insane due to the isolation and loneliness, surrounded by nothing but the corpses of their fallen enemies & comrades.
    Plenty of possibilities!

  • @Atzwr
    @Atzwr 3 года назад +38

    Idea: Demoman will be too drunk to properly aim his explosives

  • @Cool_Turp
    @Cool_Turp Год назад

    Holy shit like genuinely this is amazing

  • @dapperblaze2
    @dapperblaze2 10 месяцев назад

    heres why backstabs work:
    stab the neck.
    thats why side stabs also work
    stabbing the neck is an instant kill irl to anyone lol

  • @raddrew42
    @raddrew42 3 года назад +51

    "Backstab wouldn't kill someone instantly"
    Actually, in the right spot, it COULD kill somebody instantly, and if it doesn't, a stab to the spine would paralyze them.

    • @thesanss4671
      @thesanss4671 3 года назад

      Getting stabbed in the back would feel like hell, But won't kill you

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 3 года назад +5

      @@thesanss4671 ...Yes it would, if it's to the heart. Spy being a professional means he can probably always stab through the heart

    • @awvr777cpAC44
      @awvr777cpAC44 3 года назад +1

      Or in the back of the head

    • @user-zh5kk8in8e
      @user-zh5kk8in8e 3 года назад +5

      @@awvr777cpAC44
      Or just stab them between first vertebrae(atlas) and your skull
      This will incapitated everyone (literally)

    • @polinsolar4023
      @polinsolar4023 3 года назад +1

      Im scared, here everyone knows how to kill someone

  • @SoapyySkyy
    @SoapyySkyy 3 года назад +128

    Idea: when the words that say “if tf2 was realistic _“ appear the words are actually there for the characters

  • @sloppy278
    @sloppy278 Год назад

    Ideas:
    -Scout would be the slowest to push the payload, since he's skinny.
    -Heavy doesn't restore health by just eating a sandwich.
    -Scout can't double jump
    -The payload can be moved back without a timer.
    -Any sword can stab other players. Hitbox could be: Leg, Arm, Shoulder and head
    -Soilder's rockets wouldn't fit inside the rocket, since it's thick.
    -Engineer would need to build a sentry with tools, Not just dropping a toolbox and smacking it with a wrench
    -Any shield could be used as armor

  • @matt_trains
    @matt_trains Год назад +1

    The subtitles are the best it makes it funny

  • @Zeddak
    @Zeddak 3 года назад +59

    idea: Bonk would kill Scout due to the high sugar level and Radiation

    • @masonc5470
      @masonc5470 3 года назад

      This is very true, and he would not be invulnerable to weapons when he drinks bonk

    • @tofecaduc2696
      @tofecaduc2696 3 года назад

      @@masonc5470 he did already

    • @gamingoose5033
      @gamingoose5033 3 года назад

      BONK!

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 3 года назад

      @@tofecaduc2696 touchy7 did

  • @capcomblue1994
    @capcomblue1994 3 года назад +50

    Here's an idea: the engineer can upgrade his team's weapons instead of just upgrading just sentry guns and dispensers.

  • @servotheanonymous
    @servotheanonymous 2 года назад

    Seeing heavy run is so humorous to me and idk why 😭

  • @supernoob573
    @supernoob573 Год назад

    Engineer could magically make an engine the some how can fit into the payload with no problem

  • @justyourstruly6270
    @justyourstruly6270 3 года назад +505

    Heavy: Sandvich!
    Scout: Chicken!
    Engineer: *Ugly...*

    • @billythebiscuitcactus
      @billythebiscuitcactus 3 года назад +32

      Ah yes, my favorite food.
      *ū g ł ÿ .*

    • @HiZad087
      @HiZad087 3 года назад +11

      Repeat after me.... Ugly (I meant not you)

    • @user-pi5sl7cn4p
      @user-pi5sl7cn4p 3 года назад +8

      Help!
      Uhh, no
      Net!

    • @SirKartoshka
      @SirKartoshka 3 года назад +4

      @@user-pi5sl7cn4p нет

    • @lalitalewis1981
      @lalitalewis1981 3 года назад +5

      Actually,Ugli is a fruit. Also known as the Jamaican Tangelo.

  • @SHADOWSHAMANHELL
    @SHADOWSHAMANHELL 3 года назад +141

    Idea: Pyro's compressed air isn't strong enough to throw people off.

    • @omiheaddev7090
      @omiheaddev7090 3 года назад +4

      It's probally a really strong amount, as most things that use engines can throw you off a bit with air. The issue is, how the hell is pyro getting jet plane amounts of launch into a flame thrower.

    • @timelessfriends6404
      @timelessfriends6404 3 года назад

      That’s the idea. It wouldn’t be strong enough, as how the hell does all that crap fit in there?

    • @omiheaddev7090
      @omiheaddev7090 3 года назад +1

      @@timelessfriends6404 just got it today. If his airblasts have that much power
      pyro should be fucking roasting 30 percent of the map.

    • @timelessfriends6404
      @timelessfriends6404 3 года назад

      @@omiheaddev7090 Bruh.

    • @omiheaddev7090
      @omiheaddev7090 3 года назад

      amendment
      his flames should roughly take up like, most of upward's first cap point.
      Then the airblasts are just really mundanee

  • @ThePinkCorruptionFan
    @ThePinkCorruptionFan Год назад +8

    Fun fact:the person who voiced sniper is probably the same dude who did the hl2 citizens. Makes sense

  • @speeder5118
    @speeder5118 Год назад

    1:22 the item description legit explains why demo cant throw the caber, it say in the description that a sober person would throw it

  • @dariogaelreyes7534
    @dariogaelreyes7534 3 года назад +91

    Ideas: Scout's an idiot but I doubt he's stupid enough to hit himself with the Boston Basher when missing
    Also Medic would be useless because the medi-gun is just a firehouse with ghost bustery healing powers. He has to preform standard medical procedures and we all know the likelihood of that.

    • @bigglasses2625
      @bigglasses2625 3 года назад

      ideas: the medic can use stem cells or the medigun can use electricity to encourage the blood cells to repair faster, how ever this would make the person being healed use up lots of energy and be tired.
      spy would use a suit that can bend light see here: ruclips.net/video/VvX84o_e7vs/видео.html

    • @atyeszpapesz1426
      @atyeszpapesz1426 3 года назад

      Hey medic a good doctor his license is gone for stealing a skeleton

    • @scoutbite4334
      @scoutbite4334 3 года назад

      Wait the medi gun is a firehouse?
      Then why dont they just run people over with the firetrucks!