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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2009
  • Deleted Scene from Firefly, Episode 6 "Our Mrs. Reynolds"
    Copyright by Fox Network (2002)
    No coypright infringement intended.
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  • @possibly_a_retard
    @possibly_a_retard 8 лет назад +417

    "Near about 70 earths spinning about the galaxy and the meek have inherited not a one."
    What a line to not make it in!!

    • @kennkoala
      @kennkoala 5 лет назад +2

      70 Earths? Why live on the little moons if there are 70 planets each faction could live freely upon?

    • @userasdf
      @userasdf 4 года назад +24

      @@kennkoala By earth's, I believe he's just talking about habitable planetary bodies, moon or planet. Judging from other firefly material produced since (which probably still isn't canon but it's something), there doesn't seem to be 70 planets in the firefly system but we're close to that number counting terraformed moons.
      Also the alliance controls a vast number of those earth's either way so much less for everyone else.

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 3 года назад +3

      @@kennkoala Because there's a fuckton of moons for each planet.

    • @maintaint3003
      @maintaint3003 2 года назад +2

      @@andersonprimer Meek means what it means, _mjukr_ from Old Norse means "soft, pliant, gentle" and _muik_ in Dutch means just "soft".
      What I'd guess you are referring to is the bible verse, which was translated poorly - translating Latin word _mansuetus_ as meek.
      _Manus_ means "hand", _suescere_ means "habituated, accustomed" combined into mansuetus; the trait of having trained, controlled hands.

  • @xWellJustMex
    @xWellJustMex 9 лет назад +202

    "We'll take care of each other. I'll knit." Best part :)

  • @nero91
    @nero91 10 лет назад +241

    I love how river just instantly says "you're a thief". Boom. Shit should've stayed.

    • @alietheartist734
      @alietheartist734 5 лет назад +24

      nero91 The best part is she says it so offhandedly, the same way you would tell someone their hair was messed up before getting back to the real issue at hand.

  • @jasonelff8053
    @jasonelff8053 8 лет назад +199

    "Yes, we frown on that here." Perfect delivery. I love Ron Glass.

  • @francescomariotti9550
    @francescomariotti9550 10 лет назад +248

    "I didn't know she saw me"
    "I didn't see you" BOOM!

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo 12 лет назад +112

    "I'm in the family way."
    Okay, there is NO WAY that they got that scene in one take. They had to have stopped it at least once because somebody was doubled over in laughter.

  • @teejaykaye4357
    @teejaykaye4357 9 лет назад +424

    I love how River thinks that it's appropriate to marry her brother because in her mind, love just means love, and there aren't any different versions of it. :) kinda makes me both happy and sad.

    • @christianali5431
      @christianali5431 7 лет назад +31

      She also read the Bible and tried to edit out the part she didn't think worked.

    • @Cerbyo
      @Cerbyo 4 года назад +1

      ur sad she doesn't think of love as humping like an animal? okay....

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 4 года назад +3

      @@Cerbyo to be completely fair, humping like animals works for siblings perfectly well too.

    • @xman870096
      @xman870096 4 года назад +1

      @Анатолий Бронштейн….. Wat da fuq!?!

    • @M.P.Athletics
      @M.P.Athletics 4 года назад

      @@miloradowicz Gonna try that later. Lol.

  • @antunkatona
    @antunkatona 12 лет назад +73

    River said in a soft tone "I didn't see you" to Saffron. How finely written these episodes were. The notion of River being a psychic somehow creeps in and then of course we've seen her kill three men with a gun not even looking at them in "War stories", not to mention the movie. That show was really something special.

  • @Saerise
    @Saerise 8 лет назад +128

    "I didn't see you". Sums up that River wasn't just talking about the swiped ration. :D I love all the subtleties.

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 4 года назад +7

      Or she mind-read it.

    • @thethievesdomain8360
      @thethievesdomain8360 4 года назад +2

      @@BradyPostma in the words of Peanut "niiiieeeerrrrggghhhhmmm"

  • @aliciajazmin9568
    @aliciajazmin9568 9 лет назад +219

    River: "I'll knit" XD

  • @RavynSkye617
    @RavynSkye617 12 лет назад +64

    I wanted to marry my grandpa til I was almost four... When I proposed, he kind of laughed and said, "I don't think your grandmother would like that too much, besides, you'll find someone you like better, promise." And I did.

  • @mjmanoni
    @mjmanoni 11 лет назад +37

    River - "I'll Knit..."
    Shepherd - "You'll go to the Special Hell...."

  • @DarkPriestess1
    @DarkPriestess1 13 лет назад +73

    "I got no use for people sneaking around taking what ain't theirs"
    "Yes, we frown on that here"
    Love Book!

  • @kulashakerarol
    @kulashakerarol 13 лет назад +43

    "Now we have to be married.. I'm in the family way"
    Hahahahaha I love Summer Glau. Her adorableness makes me cringe. Even on Terminator! Thanks for uploading, babe :) Such a good show. I wish these scenes weren't deleted. Boo you, Fox for not being risk takers.

  • @jgroth3906
    @jgroth3906 2 года назад +19

    "There's more than 70 Earths spinning about the galaxy and the meek have inherited not a one." That's such a great line for Malcom, a man who lost his faith after losing a war for independence.

    • @Michael-cf9cj
      @Michael-cf9cj 2 года назад

      Turns out those who aren't meek don't necessarily inherit jack, but at least they try. The meek don't even have that going for them.

  • @azrael407
    @azrael407 9 лет назад +50

    Simon's face at the end...lmao...priceless!

  • @Andrew-ep4kw
    @Andrew-ep4kw 2 года назад +9

    My favorite line in this episode is from Shepard; "if you take advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell, a level they reserve for child molesters, and people who talk at the theater"

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 2 года назад

      i've used that line many times on my friends. particularly on one of my friends. found out she doesn't like pizza. at all. i said multiple times "there's a special place in hell for people who don't like pizza. a level they reserve for child molesters, and people who talk in the theater"

    • @nevillewran4083
      @nevillewran4083 2 года назад

      @@DavidLinn That's how you describe her? "My transgender friend"?

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 2 года назад +1

      @@nevillewran4083 i understand how shitty that sounds now. i don't remember the reason for why i used that phrasing. i'll edit that. thanks for bringing it to my attention. normally i only bring up that shes trans when that detail is relevant. i don't know why i put that in that comment.

    • @nevillewran4083
      @nevillewran4083 2 года назад

      @@DavidLinn I don't know why I say half the shit I do online. Or why I phrase it a certain way.

  • @tangroro
    @tangroro Год назад +9

    I love this scene, it's like a kid saying they want to marry their parent, it's cute and wholesome

  • @wickywoo1635
    @wickywoo1635 10 лет назад +74

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW cute. He called her Mei Mei.

  • @robanybody_
    @robanybody_ 12 лет назад +14

    I love how many times Mal contradicts himself during his little speech.

  • @Skye_Writer
    @Skye_Writer 14 лет назад +35

    Loved it! :) Joss was right, if you had to delete something that was almost 4 minutes long without corrupting the storyline, this was (unfortunately) the scene to remove. Still, loved how River is giving Simon such a hard time, and I love Mal really telling Saffron off about her supposed meekness. (She was gettin' on my nerves with that too.) Such a great line, too: "There are about 70 earths spinning anout the galaxy and the meek have inherited not a one of 'em."

    • @moriahcalis3165
      @moriahcalis3165 Год назад +1

      I thought it was neat that he said that because in the Bible it says that the meek shall inherit the earth. He was at one point a Christian as it shows in the first episode.

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 3 года назад +17

    "You're a thief" Mal assumed she meant the stolen food packet. River says under her breath
    "Didn't see it"
    She was actually talking about gleaning that Saffron was a trickster and con artist

    • @klaxoncow
      @klaxoncow 11 месяцев назад +1

      ...and / or that she didn't need to see Mrs.Reynolds taking it, because she's psychic and just knew it was the case.

  • @YourHrntFixr
    @YourHrntFixr 5 лет назад +35

    would love to see a "directors cut' of the entire series!!!

  • @ellerymerrilycelery
    @ellerymerrilycelery 2 года назад +19

    This is a really good scene. Everything it shows us - River’s innocence and naivety and insecurities, Simon trying to explain to her why they can’t be married, River exposing Saffron and giving us another subtle hint of her psychic abilities, Mal’s response to Saffron taking the food - all that is really good. The bit where Simon calls her crazy does seem slightly out of character, but it doesn’t seem like a complete character break, to be honest. He didn’t really mean it, he was just shocked by what she had said and was trying to think of an excuse to give to Book. I mean, he apologised immediately.

  • @megarouge2001
    @megarouge2001 10 лет назад +36

    Thank you for posting this, I was wondering why the hell River was even in this episode. She has no lines in the final cut, she's just sort of there.

  • @Moreththerogue
    @Moreththerogue 10 лет назад +66

    River IS whack job crazy. But she realizes it and and fortunately for us, she uses it to yank the chains of all around her.

    • @MsMaggyW
      @MsMaggyW 10 лет назад +55

      Crazy? Most of what she says makes perfect sense when you think about it...

    • @mollyaster100
      @mollyaster100 4 года назад

      Moreththerogue I like your picture

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 2 года назад

      i used to want river as a girlfriend. but after having a friend who was crazier than she is, i decided mental stability is the thing for me

    • @MPeoples239
      @MPeoples239 3 месяца назад

      I mean she was basically tortured and experimented on, so we should let that slide

  • @LynxOfDeath
    @LynxOfDeath  14 лет назад +17

    Best argument from River "I'll knit". xD
    I totally love that girl. :)

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo 11 лет назад +25

    She's a little touched in the head because of some government experiment, and she has trouble understanding the subtle nuances of human interaction. In her mind, she and her brother love each other, and people who love each other get married, not understanding why it's inappropriate.

  • @MugetsuFused
    @MugetsuFused 6 лет назад +22

    Seems like River is just playing with them at by the end.

  • @Jshaw71
    @Jshaw71 14 лет назад +11

    'I got no use for people sneaking off an takin' what aint there's'
    'Yes we, frown on that here'
    such a great scene, thanks for the upload...

  • @MrUniverse
    @MrUniverse 2 года назад +4

    Found this accidentally looking for something, ANYTHING, to fill the void left after watching this full series and movie. Now I'm gonna search every deleted scene :) Love it!

  • @joselopez6990
    @joselopez6990 10 лет назад +57

    river had me laughing in this scene

    • @buddershark300
      @buddershark300 4 года назад

      Would you say this scene was "Phenomenal"...
      I'll see myself out

  • @Aeradom2000
    @Aeradom2000 10 лет назад +12

    After rewatching the episode, I was wondering this scene wasn't in there. Thought I dreamed it or something.

  • @FischerFilmStudio
    @FischerFilmStudio 3 года назад +5

    What’s funny is that if people pay attention to River she actually predicts everything that happens in the show.

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 13 лет назад +2

    @Fredcheesburger Only if you don't watch the episode.
    1: Mal all ready told Yosaffbridge that she could help herself to the kitchen. So, assuming you watched this and you didn't know what was going to happen later in the episode, why wouldn't he just say, "No, it's okay. I all ready told you to grab something if you were hungry."
    2: He all ready gave her a speech about killing people who try to kill her, in otherwords, standing up for herself. This is repeating what he already told her.

  • @SilverCatofBast
    @SilverCatofBast 13 лет назад +10

    I always thought that a great many of River's crazy notions was her being pychic and saying things someone else had randomly thought. I think maybe River got the marry idea because the whole 'gift wife to Mal' incident made someone think in terms of marriage and River heard someone think 'Simon's as good as married to his sis.'
    Simon avoided courting Kaylee in part because he's his sisters keeper, in a way River is his Ball and Chain.

  • @goji3755
    @goji3755 7 лет назад +61

    Good lord, now that I've seen this, that scene at the end of the movie when River is spying on Simon and Kaylee from the vents is even creepier.

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 6 лет назад +24

      Ceiling River is watching you copulate

    • @ewerton8463
      @ewerton8463 5 лет назад +7

      @@Luinta hot

    • @maigretus1
      @maigretus1 5 лет назад +17

      If you want to get creepier: I think Kaylee wouldn't have minded.

    • @General_Nothing
      @General_Nothing 3 года назад +4

      @@maigretus1 I mean, based on the way she and Mal first met, I think you might be right there.

  • @JadenShaw
    @JadenShaw 13 лет назад +5

    lolololol... i just love simon's face at the end! he's just like, ,"that is wrong on so many levels, River!"
    XDDD

  • @grimmXichi
    @grimmXichi 3 года назад +5

    oh my god I just died laughing "now we have to get married" ...now I have to get the dvd sets so I can see the deleted scenes. River is a riot!

  • @terranetti556
    @terranetti556 7 лет назад +13

    RIP Ron Glass

    • @thorn_in_the_side6002
      @thorn_in_the_side6002 6 лет назад

      Been re-watching the Barney Miller episodes. Such a handsome man he was.

  • @ytfp
    @ytfp 7 лет назад +4

    Glad they cut this bit. Smart smart people on this set.

  • @venn5510
    @venn5510 11 лет назад +13

    Here Shepard Book says "I'm still collating data." In the first episode, when Mal is talking to Patience, she says "Just collating data" when referring to the stolen food bars.
    Shepard Book worked for the Alliance.

    • @dugclrk
      @dugclrk 4 года назад +3

      At one point I'm sure he did.

    • @DefendYoungstown
      @DefendYoungstown 4 года назад +1

      There's a whole graphic novel that covers Book's backstory. Works backwards [Memento style] from Serenity.

    • @usul573
      @usul573 3 года назад

      @@dugclrk If nothing else, his ID card says "VIP STATUS".

    • @rachael8646
      @rachael8646 3 года назад

      @@usul573 Although they wrote a different explanation in the graphic novel, I will always believe Whedon had planned to do what he eventually did with the character Boyd from Dollhouse (and make Shepherd turn out to have been a bad guy all along). Whedon tends to carry ideas he didn't get to do along until he can use them. Pretty sure the antagonist in Serenity would have basically been the role that Shepard Book eventually played if the show had continued. Although I'm very glad to have the non-evil Shepard we've been left with.

    • @usul573
      @usul573 3 года назад +1

      @@rachael8646 I always felt that was disingenuous, that Boyd twist, it wasn't something planned or consistent with the character, it was a *GASP* moment. Bad guy all along! I think it would not have happened if they got a full five seasons of Dollhouse and such. I could be wrong. Same with Book. If he was gathering info for the alliance, kind of an absurd long game and retroactive. I think Book truly is just a priest, but before that long story and connections to Alliance and crime and his ID card has a special status for life at least.

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye 13 лет назад +6

    River: Now we have to be married. In the family way.
    Simon: ô.o
    I freaking lost it.

  • @TheAmazingLeztits
    @TheAmazingLeztits 14 лет назад +2

    hahaha "There's more than 70 earths spinning about the galaxy and the meek have inherited not a one" lol I love it

  • @RavynSkye617
    @RavynSkye617 12 лет назад +3

    Simon's horrified face at the end (subtly horrified and confused) just makes this scene. Sean is a great actor.

  • @419chris419
    @419chris419 9 лет назад +17

    Wincest?

  • @Gibson889
    @Gibson889 13 лет назад

    HOORAY!! A Firefly scene I haven't seen! I'm so happy!!!!!

  • @1freckleface2
    @1freckleface2 14 лет назад +3

    "I' mean on some planets, but only really bad ones"
    haha his is great! thanks so much

  • @wayne3302264
    @wayne3302264 3 года назад +1

    I watched this thinking to myself I do not remember this scene and then I notice the deleted part about it.......lol. Show was great and a ball the execs literally and figuratively dropped.

  • @alexthelizardking
    @alexthelizardking 10 лет назад +14

    Simon+River > Jaime+Cersei

  • @7337blackwolf
    @7337blackwolf 11 лет назад +12

    Aww, River. "That's not something brothers and sisters do." She's so insane it adorable.

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 4 года назад +2

    I was like I watches this series dozens of times... how do I not know this scene. Then I noticed the description saying deleted scene. Though I will say I had the DVD box set, and watches pretty much all the commentary and such. Don't remember this if I ever saw it.

  • @mastalee1776
    @mastalee1776 10 лет назад +9

    I miss this show

  • @brandywinebridget
    @brandywinebridget 2 года назад +1

    “Well, on some planets but… only really bad ones”

  • @towguy76
    @towguy76 9 лет назад +4

    That cracks me up everytime!

  • @JurassicLion2049
    @JurassicLion2049 11 лет назад

    It helps to add background noise. I'm listening to relaxing rain and car noises with this.

  • @timmorris8932
    @timmorris8932 4 года назад +2

    I LOVE THIS SCEEN! Damn this should have bene in the episode! For so many reasons.
    DIRECTOR'S CUT! Then Season 2.

  • @diannadawson4429
    @diannadawson4429 Год назад

    I love Book. “Yes, we’re friend frown on that here.”🤣

  • @Golgafrinchamdent
    @Golgafrinchamdent 4 года назад +3

    Damn this is some good writing! I'm pissed anew Firefly went so quickly.

  • @Damatovg
    @Damatovg 8 лет назад +38

    I'd marry Summer Glau if she came up to me and said so. I am so jealous of her husband. ARGHHHHH

    • @dimitrescu182
      @dimitrescu182 5 лет назад +4

      Damatovg you're not the only one man

    • @denizkendirci
      @denizkendirci 4 года назад +1

      true. but speaking for this episode, it was harder for me to avert my eyes from christina hendricks.

    • @scruffylookingNerfherder5742
      @scruffylookingNerfherder5742 4 года назад

      Poor sweet little river. She might be crazier than a sack of cats at least she's never boring. The look on Simon's face when she suggested they get married was beyond priceless.

  • @makharov
    @makharov 12 лет назад +1

    I'll Knit!! :D love her face when she says that line!

  • @doxielain2231
    @doxielain2231 4 года назад +1

    This scene has so much loreshadowing in it.

  • @inflightsolo
    @inflightsolo 13 лет назад

    This was a great scene, I wish they had kept it in. Still, glad it's here online.

  • @vombaz
    @vombaz 11 лет назад

    This is honestly one of the best scenes i ever saw. Hilarious!!!!

  • @mikevltg3
    @mikevltg3 13 лет назад +2

    Somewhere on the internet, there exists a fanfiction that is based on this scene.
    Ya just KNOW it's out there.

  • @benbraden9133
    @benbraden9133 3 года назад +1

    I think maybe if it was written a little differently, maybe Simon awkwardly trying to explain the difference between familial and romantic love while the preacher is judging him with a slowly raising eyebrow like he does with Mal in this episode, and his out-of-character reaction being better explained as him trying to escape the preachers wrath, it could have been included. There's some good and funny lines here that didn't deserve cutting; Mal's speech especially.

  • @rexlevitak1
    @rexlevitak1 14 лет назад +2

    Such an awesome scene. Can't believe they deleted it. River was hilarious :)

    • @JStarke2490
      @JStarke2490 2 года назад

      Only reason it was deleted, I heard, cause it made the episode too long. This is River's only scene. Every other time we see her she's in the ba ckground

  • @puiper
    @puiper 12 лет назад +1

    Putting the pillow in her shirt. Oh, River. xD

  • @lizanna6390
    @lizanna6390 4 года назад

    I'm glad they cut Simon calling her crazy but river is just so damn adorable in this scene

  • @TattedTrad.
    @TattedTrad. 10 лет назад +11

    Bahahaha oh river

  • @xman870096
    @xman870096 4 года назад

    I truly enjoyed this series, is there some outlet where I can watch it again???

  • @cthompsonmd2388
    @cthompsonmd2388 13 лет назад +1

    "there's more than 70 earth's spinnin about the galaxy and the meek have inherited not a one." i LOVE that! wish they had left this in!

  • @tincanspaceman
    @tincanspaceman 11 лет назад

    This is hilarious! I really wish they'd have kept this scene!

  • @dkoch1271
    @dkoch1271 4 года назад +1

    Great show I miss it

  • @kellyhack867
    @kellyhack867 7 лет назад +3

    This is a good scene, should've been in the episode

  • @CorvusCoraxification
    @CorvusCoraxification 11 лет назад +2

    "On some planets, but only really bad ones". The Cornish colonised the 'verse?

  • @aak10orange
    @aak10orange 4 года назад +1

    omg, just River stuffing the pillow up her shirt in the background.

  • @kleuafflatus
    @kleuafflatus 3 года назад +2

    I watched it twice, only then I realized where river hid the pillows lol
    Now I understand why Simon looks like that at the end lol

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo 12 лет назад +1

    Ah, now it makes sense.

  • @Amy_Hyp
    @Amy_Hyp 11 лет назад +2

    Haha, Simon's face at the end just kinda says, "da fuq?"

  • @bobpeters61
    @bobpeters61 13 лет назад +1

    Rather than childlike innocence, perhaps she's operating more out of desperation. Book is avowed to celibacy, so with Mal married off by whatever means, then the only two eligible men on the ship, e.g. in her world, are Simon and Jayne. Given her antagonistic relationship with the latter, perhaps she had decided that incest was the better option.
    As for the "She's a thief!" That could be a manifestation of her psychic abilities, knowing Saffron correctly before the others got any indication.

  • @Tess1061
    @Tess1061 11 лет назад +2

    oh i love you Malcolm Reynolds

  • @FullTheatre
    @FullTheatre 12 лет назад +1

    It means "little sister". That's the term of endearment Simon uses for River throughout the series.

  • @DrSeussThing1
    @DrSeussThing1 14 лет назад +2

    "I'll knit!" XD

  • @KrimsinYT
    @KrimsinYT 14 лет назад

    There's about 70 Earths floatin' about now and the Meek have inherited not one.
    And that is why everything that Mal says is awesome.

  • @connorthesaucejones
    @connorthesaucejones 10 лет назад +1

    I love Mal's philosophies

  • @Felix2011ish
    @Felix2011ish 13 лет назад

    Thrilled to find an extra Firefly scene. (Why, why was the show cancelled?)
    They're all so great in this -- and I love it when she kicks Simon's leg. You tell him, River.

  • @0megacron
    @0megacron 6 лет назад +1

    Just occurred to me - in this episode, Christina Hendricks was a dudette playing a dudette who was playing another dudette.

  • @PurpleRosary
    @PurpleRosary 11 лет назад +1

    I think he was more referring to her being all sneaky about it.

  • @biggestgilmorefreak
    @biggestgilmorefreak 12 лет назад +1

    "I'll knit!" omg River I love you.

  • @TJEkrentheangryfan
    @TJEkrentheangryfan 12 лет назад +1

    I'm just wondering what Saffron is really thinking when Mal is giving her that lecture. Probably "Fool has no damn idea, I'm about to mess up his day."

  • @EthanRom
    @EthanRom 11 лет назад +2

    Only some planets... but only pretty bad ones. Ha ha ha

  • @andychantrey9582
    @andychantrey9582 25 дней назад

    Even though River is a bad ass in many ways, I enjoy how innocent she is and how sweet she can be

  • @michaelschweigart3517
    @michaelschweigart3517 2 года назад +4

    How does Simon not know where this is coming from. It's obvious that River has the innocence of a little girl who wants to marry her daddy because they see love and marriage as the same thing.

  • @Amyphist
    @Amyphist 12 лет назад +1

    Huh. I watched Firefly in 2003. How have I never seen this bit up until now? :/
    Wait, are there any other good deleted scenes I missed?

  • @StrangeGirl484
    @StrangeGirl484 12 лет назад

    I love her.... and him

  • @TheNonbinaryPancake
    @TheNonbinaryPancake 5 месяцев назад

    How have i never seen this before?????!
    Where is it from? Are there more of these??

  • @josefhollenbauer1043
    @josefhollenbauer1043 3 года назад

    I love, how Mal is rating Saffron because of the theft ...
    And the look of Simon in the end of the scene! *lmao*

  • @ASDMarauder007
    @ASDMarauder007 11 лет назад

    "yes we frown on that" hahaha had me cracking ribs

  • @nicholasczapiewski
    @nicholasczapiewski 11 лет назад +1

    I never saw any deleted scenes on the dvd or bluray :S