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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @Notjo6200
    @Notjo6200 3 месяца назад +3269

    The president situation is dramatically crazy and insane

    • @ZXEROHH
      @ZXEROHH 3 месяца назад +9

      Define Overjoke:

    • @Jordandandandan
      @Jordandandandan 3 месяца назад +25

      @@ZXEROHHThe overjoke situation is crazy

    • @sabukuna
      @sabukuna 3 месяца назад +2

      U forgot wild

    • @MinervaButMinurvaaa
      @MinervaButMinurvaaa 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Jordandandandan "The overjoke situation is crazy" situation is crazy

    • @FaceBack18
      @FaceBack18 3 месяца назад +3

      The Trump/Kamala situation GONE SEXUAL!!!

  • @cantandwont6636
    @cantandwont6636 3 месяца назад +979

    “They’re eating dogs in Springfield and you’re laughing”

    • @ConanOG
      @ConanOG 3 месяца назад +61

      To be fair, they eat any animals, not only dogs

    • @FaJinFang
      @FaJinFang 3 месяца назад +14

      @@ConanOGjoker reference

    • @RatKingDelta
      @RatKingDelta 3 месяца назад +30

      Seeing as there is video evidence of this happening...

    • @ConanOG
      @ConanOG 3 месяца назад +4

      for sure, they have to make a tiktok showing them stealing the pets and also showing their best recipes for us

    • @chairmandrpepper
      @chairmandrpepper 3 месяца назад +26

      Dude I've seen videos of Haitians eating HUMANS, so this really isnt far fetched, plus I've seen many eating pet animals out in the streets.
      This is not a hoax brother, just look at the footage of it all.

  • @crocodile6097
    @crocodile6097 3 месяца назад +3681

    Ah yes, Camilla Harris, thank you Mr pyro

    • @Sky_314
      @Sky_314 3 месяца назад

      Camilla sucks ass

    • @babykata-dt3ys
      @babykata-dt3ys 3 месяца назад +123

      Carmella Harris

    • @Arrow14100
      @Arrow14100 3 месяца назад +76

      The man just can't get a name right, can he? Like, just how? It really ain't that difficult

    • @albertopeixoto
      @albertopeixoto 3 месяца назад +38

      @@Arrow14100Engagement bait

    • @shadowhalk225
      @shadowhalk225 3 месяца назад +9

      Carmela shut the doooooooooooooooooooooooor

  • @-Rika
    @-Rika 3 месяца назад +179

    Pyro would be the biggest fencesitter if the fence didn't collapse under his commissions.

    • @Gabriel_Ultrakill
      @Gabriel_Ultrakill 3 месяца назад +16

      I mean, you couldn't even see the fence in the first place

    • @AG45.
      @AG45. 3 месяца назад +3

      hes the biggest fence flattener

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 3 месяца назад

      Being neutral and non-biased is good. It's based.

  • @Colt_In_The_Car
    @Colt_In_The_Car 3 месяца назад +466

    Simpsons town is “Springfield” because every state in the USA has a town named Springfield. That’s the bit. Not based on any one town in particular

    • @InsertName0001
      @InsertName0001 3 месяца назад +42

      One of my favorite jokes from the movie was the 4 states that border Springfield being "Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky"

    • @bigjunior2172
      @bigjunior2172 3 месяца назад +3

      @@InsertName0001 the movie??

    • @InsertName0001
      @InsertName0001 3 месяца назад

      @@bigjunior2172 The Simpsons Movie. It released in 2007

    • @InsertName0001
      @InsertName0001 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@bigjunior2172 The Simpsons Movie. It released in 2007. Your reply did make me realize thought that I responded to the wrong comment but it's still about The Simpsons and Springfield

    • @faz10do
      @faz10do 3 месяца назад +2

      Organ

  • @TheDurka
    @TheDurka 3 месяца назад +3068

    "Carmella" Harris vs Donald Trump situation is insane

    • @ReveredWizardBob
      @ReveredWizardBob 3 месяца назад +47

      Ronald Rump

    • @300IQPUG
      @300IQPUG 3 месяца назад +8

      kamilla

    • @Generaloliverswanik
      @Generaloliverswanik 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@ReveredWizardBobRonald rump is a great molrat politician in the Mojave area, or are you talking about the poltician from diamond city in Boston commonwealth

    • @Generaloliverswanik
      @Generaloliverswanik 3 месяца назад

      ​trump is up their with ronald reagan tho thank you for noticing @@ReveredWizardBob

    • @55antana
      @55antana 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ReveredWizardBob based majima!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @fedgoon
    @fedgoon 3 месяца назад +879

    The Roe v. Wade "incident"😭😭😭

    • @Altcor
      @Altcor 3 месяца назад +102

      the Roe v. Wade situation is crazy

    • @DomainHeretic
      @DomainHeretic 3 месяца назад +25

      Sukuna did a post birth abortion on a whole town

    • @fichmusic8860
      @fichmusic8860 3 месяца назад

      Roe V Wade Gone Wrong... GONE SEXUAL!

    • @mathiasbillard4225
      @mathiasbillard4225 3 месяца назад +6

      @@DomainHeretic Recent chapters imply that had abortion been widely available in the Hein era, Sukuna would not have been born.

  • @serioussponge6416
    @serioussponge6416 3 месяца назад +1356

    "The people on television said..." is probably the most quintessential example of "Source? My ass."

    • @gotyournose6479
      @gotyournose6479 3 месяца назад

      If you listen to what he says he further explains his observation of witness testimonies and people of Springfield commenting on the matter. A comment from a spokesperson isn't any proof, its as good as Pepsi PR claiming their drinks wont give you diabetes in the sense that they're just trying to throw it under the rug. Officials do this sort of thing quite often

    • @TheCoolerVergil
      @TheCoolerVergil 3 месяца назад +85

      Source?? My source is *I made it the f**k up.*

    • @josephsarkes
      @josephsarkes 3 месяца назад +61

      The residents of springfield are speaking out about it

    • @bolontoyo
      @bolontoyo 3 месяца назад +31

      ​@@TheCoolerVergil There is a thirty minute video talking about it while showing evidence

    • @aleksk318
      @aleksk318 3 месяца назад +37

      Watch interviews with the residents of Springfield and publicly available police body camera footage before blindly discrediting something

  • @lemonheadgaming4207
    @lemonheadgaming4207 3 месяца назад +225

    i hope joe and donald retire to an old folks home where they can live out their final years together and finally go public with their relationship

    • @prepubescentteenexplains6643
      @prepubescentteenexplains6643 3 месяца назад +44

      Then they can finally play minecraft with obama in peace

    • @saulgoodmandrunkdrivingclips4k
      @saulgoodmandrunkdrivingclips4k 3 месяца назад

      @@prepubescentteenexplains6643I just lost my dah ha hawg

    • @theuglybird6299
      @theuglybird6299 3 месяца назад +3

      LOL

    • @chrisnotpratt1903
      @chrisnotpratt1903 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@prepubescentteenexplains6643 irl presidents playing Minecraft or even GTA would be absolutely amazing.

    • @pill-poppingnarcissist
      @pill-poppingnarcissist 3 месяца назад

      comparing joe biden and donald trump as both being incompetent is just untrue. joe biden doesn't even know what he says or does, donald trump is a successful business man that is mentally capable of being president a second time. you're just upset that he challenges the mainstream media that you blindly worship, even though they spread the most destructive lies & propaganda.

  • @Adrians1999
    @Adrians1999 3 месяца назад +586

    It’s actually terrifying how many people are dumb enough to blindly believe everything they hear from a politician’s mouth

    • @zeep6
      @zeep6 3 месяца назад +7

      real…

    • @maxtex60n40
      @maxtex60n40 3 месяца назад +5

      Just like RUclipsrs

    • @joinsixthhouse69420
      @joinsixthhouse69420 3 месяца назад +9

      Are you going to individually research everything every politician has said to see if they're true?

    • @thespaceman4808
      @thespaceman4808 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@joinsixthhouse69420yeah? Its not that hard

    • @maxtex60n40
      @maxtex60n40 3 месяца назад

      @@joinsixthhouse69420 🍖

  • @khi-jv8jd
    @khi-jv8jd 3 месяца назад +1277

    "America Is Cooked" Well No Shit

    • @NyaAnimeMangaLuv
      @NyaAnimeMangaLuv 3 месяца назад +32

      America has been cooked for a LONG time.

    • @Generaloliverswanik
      @Generaloliverswanik 3 месяца назад +15

      ​​@@NyaAnimeMangaLuvthat's why you don't "make a boiling pot of ideologies and diversity" from a false image of freedom when u ran slaves
      Literally every ideology, operation paperclip not only that but fdr's strange friendship with musalini and Stalin, ans endorsement for Hitler b4 it was popular to condem him

    • @slidersides
      @slidersides 3 месяца назад +3

      We’ve been cooked since bovid lol

    • @fartmerchant762
      @fartmerchant762 3 месяца назад

      Soon we'll be living in shoeboxes and seeking the councils permission to fix and paint our shoebox homes like the Bri'ish people

    • @angelantayhua3096
      @angelantayhua3096 3 месяца назад +2

      Not as cooked as the UK

  • @YodaOnABender
    @YodaOnABender 3 месяца назад +117

    1:09 bro thinks he’s on the team

    • @egg_64.
      @egg_64. 3 месяца назад +8

      Lil bro ain't got enough chins yet 💀

    • @wisdomweb1
      @wisdomweb1 3 месяца назад +1

      @@egg_64.yoo chill on my american bros

    • @uhgreeeeeeensquare
      @uhgreeeeeeensquare 3 месяца назад

      Fuck off pyro talk it up with the prime minister

    • @stevenhu9745
      @stevenhu9745 3 месяца назад +9

      Bro thinks American politics won’t affect the rest of the world

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 3 месяца назад +1

      @@stevenhu9745Americans both single handedly think they’re the most important nation in the world, yet gatekeep when people are invested in their politics 💀

  • @BazTheDryBonesFan
    @BazTheDryBonesFan 3 месяца назад +84

    New drinking game: every time Pyro says “Kamala” wrong, eat a pound of uranium

    • @AC-ov5ny
      @AC-ov5ny 3 месяца назад +12

      I’d become the next Chernobyl 💀

    • @localstarlyfan9406
      @localstarlyfan9406 3 месяца назад +3

      With all the calories in a single pound of uranium, we'd be bigger than pyro.

    • @SayItT23
      @SayItT23 3 месяца назад +2

      @@localstarlyfan9406Bigger than his fantasies

  • @just.Harley
    @just.Harley 3 месяца назад +34

    "we're cooked" you're british.

    • @DeclMilss
      @DeclMilss 3 месяца назад +1

      your country has an orange fighting a chameleon

    • @TheNaughtyPantsler
      @TheNaughtyPantsler 3 месяца назад

      @@DeclMilss "Points Gun In Disbelief"

  • @theDaily_Katasrofy
    @theDaily_Katasrofy 3 месяца назад +130

    5:20 "I don't have dogs in this fight", damn, they eating pets in Britain as well.

    • @godbutbased6863
      @godbutbased6863 3 месяца назад +1

      hey, ur delusional!

    • @GrimGatsby
      @GrimGatsby 3 месяца назад +3

      @@godbutbased6863 woosh

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya 3 месяца назад

      I thought the British were more into eating people.

    • @ひきこもりi
      @ひきこもりi 3 месяца назад

      What’s your username supposed to mean?

  • @tomic-dev
    @tomic-dev 3 месяца назад +1092

    Pyro you muppet she meant that ever since the great depression the unemployment rate hasn't been higher. It implies that the great depression was higher of course

    • @aoifeblack_4153
      @aoifeblack_4153 3 месяца назад +184

      Yeah he's proven he's a bit dim lately

    • @helmit_kid9755
      @helmit_kid9755 3 месяца назад +254

      Pyros mind is filled with so much furry inflation, theres no room for anything else

    • @thegames4565
      @thegames4565 3 месяца назад

      ​@@helmit_kid9755His mind is too infla(mma)ted because of all the commissions he's requested

    • @Danger-ws4zf
      @Danger-ws4zf 3 месяца назад +16

      It's not the worst since the great depression, it was literally 10% in like 2009 so she still lied about it being higher at the end of his term womp womp

    • @k4erie
      @k4erie 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Danger-ws4zf at its highest under the trump administration it was more than 14%…

  • @juliusnovachrono4370
    @juliusnovachrono4370 3 месяца назад +888

    Honestly, as someone that watched the debate live at 2am, America is so cooked that not even lamb sauce could save it.

    • @cyberturkey77
      @cyberturkey77 3 месяца назад +32

      WHERES THE LAMB SAUUUUUUUCE?

    • @JohnLucPicard98
      @JohnLucPicard98 3 месяца назад +2

      Jar Jar is the key to all of this

    • @absyl
      @absyl 3 месяца назад +27

      I watched it with my family, it was incredible how many times trump contradicted himself and changed the topic

    • @psyphersky
      @psyphersky 3 месяца назад +27

      The entire thing was simply her baiting him to the point he would mask off, putting his absurdity on full display

    • @roadrider720
      @roadrider720 3 месяца назад +11

      I just hate both of them. I doubt any of them will solve any problems we actually have in this country.

  • @bazzfromthebackground3696
    @bazzfromthebackground3696 3 месяца назад +393

    48 out of 50 states have a "Springfield."

    • @PenguinBoi27
      @PenguinBoi27 3 месяца назад +33

      America can not be real

    • @siphomofokeng857
      @siphomofokeng857 3 месяца назад +40

      no ways🤣🤣 I've always thought Springfield was a mythical place, to find out that there are 48 Springfields is crazy

    • @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle
      @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle 3 месяца назад +55

      The state that the Simpsons' Springfield is set in is intentionally left vague because of this.

    • @ctutts14
      @ctutts14 3 месяца назад +2

      I'm in one of them and live there

    • @paradoxine6287
      @paradoxine6287 3 месяца назад +10

      as a yellow man, I live there too

  • @paleimitator
    @paleimitator 3 месяца назад +18

    >says Mayor Quimby sort of sounds like Trump
    >character's voice is clearly based off JFK's distinct voice and inflection
    awesome commentary

    • @GrimGatsby
      @GrimGatsby 3 месяца назад +1

      Maybe he meant they sound similar in that they both tend to spew the same rhetoric associated with political figures...like promising big but never intending to deliver, or shameless self promotion. Though in that regard, being that mayor Quimby is a parody of a corrupt self interested politician, you could make that comparison with pretty much ANY elected officials or persons running for office.

  • @imerebus
    @imerebus 3 месяца назад +7

    what’s extra funny is JD Vance admitted to lying about the Haitians eating the pets

    • @DevcemberYT
      @DevcemberYT 3 месяца назад +1

      i remember that lmao

  • @MidKnightXMB
    @MidKnightXMB 3 месяца назад +197

    "i think its funny how someone could get stunlockex by chatters so much"
    Wait till Pyro finds out about Vaush.

    • @asya-35987
      @asya-35987 3 месяца назад +54

      Vaush gets stunlocked by cp

    • @baguls8084
      @baguls8084 3 месяца назад +40

      @@MidKnightXMB stunlocked by horses

    • @mitch_meap7761
      @mitch_meap7761 3 месяца назад +4

      He gets stunlocked by geckos

    • @KufLMAO
      @KufLMAO 3 месяца назад +1

      I used to watch vaush’s streams dutifully from beginning to end especially back when I found him in 2020, now as soon as he calls out someone in the chat I pack it up and find something else to watch for at least half an hour.

    • @KufLMAO
      @KufLMAO 3 месяца назад +3

      @@asya-35987 the one joke

  • @R-PGamerKing
    @R-PGamerKing 3 месяца назад +100

    I'm American and this country is constantly shifting between "well done" and "cooked & burnt"

    • @R-PGamerKing
      @R-PGamerKing 3 месяца назад

      at least imo

    • @maxtex60n40
      @maxtex60n40 3 месяца назад

      American beef 🍖

    • @XxXnonameAsDXxX
      @XxXnonameAsDXxX 3 месяца назад +8

      As an European who never been to America and don't really care, it looks like between "burnt" and "charcoal" to me

    • @dimseablue136
      @dimseablue136 3 месяца назад +6

      As an european, I can confirm America has been cooked for at least 100 years, seeing it from afar of course

  • @nercomorph8359
    @nercomorph8359 3 месяца назад +391

    More oil was created due to the war in Ukraine along with the embargoes. Russia sustained the majority of Europe and the US attempted to sustain them.

    • @fbiagent2442
      @fbiagent2442 3 месяца назад +13

      Thanks for the info

    • @bo2_435
      @bo2_435 3 месяца назад +60

      Yeah, obviously with so much russian oil out of the game, us and eu had to step up

    • @yougoslavia
      @yougoslavia 3 месяца назад +8

      But Spain produces the most olive oil in the world. Are they just not gonna export it throughout the EU? (This is a joke btw)

    • @SesoKoza-ut4bd
      @SesoKoza-ut4bd 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@yougoslaviamineral oil not cooking oil

    • @yougoslavia
      @yougoslavia 3 месяца назад +26

      @@SesoKoza-ut4bd In that case, maybe Spain is cooked.

  • @jaykVEVO
    @jaykVEVO 3 месяца назад +87

    ah yes british furry youtuber pyrocynical weighing his opinion on united states politics, thank you for this informative video sir

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 3 месяца назад +2

      He love slop

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 3 месяца назад

      both candidates support genocide materially, both candidates will destroy the environment.
      in my home state and many more, trans people already have no rights, and we gaze in disbelief that a DNC candidate will actually fix it.
      the DNC wants us to tread water as we are too far out from the shore, the GOP wants us to swim tiredly further out, neither is progress, both have the same end-point. when the DNC candidates win, there will be no appreciable criticism of power from mainstream society, instead those of us left behind will be told to stop complaining, much as happened under Obama.

    • @narius_jaden215
      @narius_jaden215 3 месяца назад +8

      Hey, he may not be knowledgeable about all the shit but I gotta say... insulting Trump isn't exactly something you need a phd to do.

    • @LukeSkinwalker-d8w
      @LukeSkinwalker-d8w 3 месяца назад

      You're right narius...any idiot can do it

    • @oksavor
      @oksavor 3 месяца назад

      Yeah fr, all the presidents r shit here i just wanna go to a good country man ​@@narius_jaden215

  • @2fore2splace50
    @2fore2splace50 3 месяца назад +16

    "no hate to hasan by the way" it's ok pyro, you can say it

  • @puppetofonlyone1433
    @puppetofonlyone1433 3 месяца назад +244

    I had someone with Hatian relatives cut my hair yesterday and she jokingly said, "apparently I eat dogs" 😂 it was hilarious

    • @GeZz.
      @GeZz. 3 месяца назад +16

      the worst thing is that Haiti is a very poor country, so is like 50% that they eat dog/cats

    • @soulsidejourney2693
      @soulsidejourney2693 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@GeZz. They also have a different culture, so it's not just about poverty. Similar to how many Africans like to and enjoy eating clay. Just because these different traditions and cultures are different, or even seen as uncivilized, by ours doesn't make them not exist.

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 3 месяца назад +8

      most racist responses ever, I hope they got deleted.

    • @yesyes-om1po
      @yesyes-om1po 3 месяца назад +19

      @@jesipohl6717 crying racism on the internet isn't going to fix your country

    • @maximkikena622
      @maximkikena622 3 месяца назад

      Is she a migrant ?

  • @JoseHernandez-Mendez
    @JoseHernandez-Mendez 3 месяца назад +194

    I'm blaming President #45 for attempting to revive the Ohio meme

    • @Nikstanski
      @Nikstanski 3 месяца назад +2

      Bro is counting

    • @shloinks
      @shloinks 3 месяца назад +2

      they’re eating ohio

    • @Sylvia568
      @Sylvia568 3 месяца назад

      I don't know which one number 45 is, as an american, i can't count without names.

    • @loslingos1232
      @loslingos1232 3 месяца назад

      @@Sylvia568 Donald Trump.

    • @Sylvia568
      @Sylvia568 3 месяца назад

      @@loslingos1232 goddamn i did not know that he was the 45th one, i thought he was like nunber 53 or some shit

  • @x_raincandy_x
    @x_raincandy_x 3 месяца назад +807

    The pet eating allegations are INSANE

    • @Knlght0fZero
      @Knlght0fZero 3 месяца назад

      Allegations? You mean the factually proven thing we know to be true for a fact?
      The haitian are also quite literally run by cannibals. Who might i add cannibalize not because they need food, but to strike fear in the heart of the enemys. SO wehn you say allegations.. is that what you mean?
      The only people denying this are libs and people directly benefitting from haitians coming to these places.. Like the guy in the video whos like " yes haitiant workers.. they show up".. he also didnt mention that he doesnt have to pay them as much xD. No bias here..

    • @fuminy6175
      @fuminy6175 3 месяца назад

      @@Knlght0fZero Ok link me an article that shows HARD evidence that the Haitians are eating dogs and cats. Go on.

    • @zeed33r
      @zeed33r 3 месяца назад +49

      well, pet eating is quite insane if you ask me

    • @something6698
      @something6698 3 месяца назад +87

      That crazy old man is saying anything at this point 😭

    • @robykore
      @robykore 3 месяца назад +8

      Ame ♥

  • @SkalesQ
    @SkalesQ 3 месяца назад +4

    Pyro when he hears inflation reduction: "Nooooo 😥"

  • @synka5922
    @synka5922 3 месяца назад +7

    wasnt springfield choosen in the simpsons because america has so many springfields you wouldnt notice one more?

  • @greasygrandmagunz6532
    @greasygrandmagunz6532 3 месяца назад +493

    0:22 stop watching here, rest is slop

    • @Freezorgium
      @Freezorgium 3 месяца назад

      trvthnvke

    • @ReveredWizardBob
      @ReveredWizardBob 3 месяца назад

      Not as sloppy as you mother who was sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths and fifths and pretends the man she's with is your father.

    • @miles7113
      @miles7113 3 месяца назад +38

      ​@@JCHANNEL-l4w im a cat person

    • @RonPhillips420
      @RonPhillips420 3 месяца назад +3

      He's right stop here

    • @Freezorgium
      @Freezorgium 3 месяца назад

      trvthnvke

  • @realwhiterunguard5
    @realwhiterunguard5 3 месяца назад +31

    THEY ARE EATING THE SLOP

    • @IzzetSuleimani
      @IzzetSuleimani 3 месяца назад +3

      THEY ARE EATING THE SLOP OFF THE SCHOOL LUNCH

  • @bluntart6664
    @bluntart6664 3 месяца назад +163

    Classic Elon coming in with the creepy uncle vibes yet again

    • @simmy2208
      @simmy2208 3 месяца назад +11

      Scared of Anti-Abortion reform, no worries Elon has it all solved with the.. eh.. sexual assault threats

    • @senatorarmstrong2100
      @senatorarmstrong2100 3 месяца назад +2

      It was just a joke, chill

    • @bluntart6664
      @bluntart6664 3 месяца назад +13

      Creepy joke still creepy.

    • @simmy2208
      @simmy2208 3 месяца назад

      @@senatorarmstrong2100 Yes.. but it's not a joke made by you in your tiny friend group. It's a joke made by one of the richest people in the world, on his public platform. It's also a joke at a level that outright rivals incel behavior, "Haha your a woman and scared of sexual assault but i'm not" incel type shit

    • @GrimGatsby
      @GrimGatsby 3 месяца назад

      Elon is an out of touch billionaire who spends way too much time on social media. He might be good at theory crafting about future technologies but the man doesn't know how the real world works outside of his mansion and it shows every time he tries to comment on current events or anything political.

  • @mitchbrook4112
    @mitchbrook4112 3 месяца назад +11

    pyro made this video just show off he learned the word "cooked" and say it 100 times

  • @dominicanstig5196
    @dominicanstig5196 3 месяца назад +6

    Im Dominican (Haiti’s neighbor country) and yes, in my country they have been seen eating pets. It is a well known thing.

  • @JamesterIsDivergent
    @JamesterIsDivergent 3 месяца назад +78

    8:03 NOO INFLATION REDUCTION WHAT WILL PYRO DO?

    • @Tentacoool
      @Tentacoool 3 месяца назад +1

      he lives in uk lmao

    • @ScaryFoot
      @ScaryFoot 3 месяца назад +17

      @@Tentacooolinnocent minded…

    • @Tentacoool
      @Tentacoool 3 месяца назад

      @@ScaryFoot i know inflation porn 😐

  • @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789
    @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789 3 месяца назад +152

    trump:"the people on the tv so it must be true!"
    the same generation that told us not to trust everything online
    to be fair though, news used to be a lot more impartial back in the day from what I hear

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 3 месяца назад

      News outlets used to not be corporatized to this degree. They also used to go after political corruption, instead of covering for it. They also used to work to expose clandestine abuse of power, and now they tiptoe around it.

    • @Vandassar
      @Vandassar 3 месяца назад +21

      Looking back, there no difference from then and now. The only reason it's more apparent now is due to people being able to call out the BS on social media.

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 3 месяца назад

      You're missing the biggest part:
      Trump constantly says the media lies all the time
      His evidence of Haitian immigrants eating people's pets? "TV said so"

    • @maximkikena622
      @maximkikena622 3 месяца назад +3

      He means the devasted residents who got interviewed on live TV and th e police bodycam footage and the brutal ig videos

    • @overlorrd53
      @overlorrd53 3 месяца назад

      If you do further research, many residents of Springfield OH (my home state) are corroborating that the Haitians are eating cats, dogs, and water fowl from parks.

  • @OPOwen
    @OPOwen 3 месяца назад +155

    how is how gta is not even a parody anymore and is just how america really is now lmao

    • @stonedfromdabs
      @stonedfromdabs 3 месяца назад +2

      How

    • @calebpipet
      @calebpipet 3 месяца назад +5

      How is how

    • @faz10do
      @faz10do 3 месяца назад +3

      It isn’t, it’s just an alternate reality at this fucking point

    • @SpentLast
      @SpentLast 3 месяца назад +7

      I would say america is more like South Park rn

  • @freddy007____9
    @freddy007____9 3 месяца назад +4

    Looks like Santa's Little Helper is on the menu tonight 😂

  • @ItsNekotaku
    @ItsNekotaku 3 месяца назад +23

    Nothing new after 10:35 u can watch something else after that

  • @TrollBTD
    @TrollBTD 3 месяца назад +148

    Pyro’s hairline is cooked

  • @SMLArchives-hy2su
    @SMLArchives-hy2su 3 месяца назад +259

    Nah bro America is so cooked that it could open up a whole ass resturant😭😭😭

    • @rusty_circuits
      @rusty_circuits 3 месяца назад +1

      Like it needs anymore

    • @SorieI
      @SorieI 3 месяца назад +9

      We did, it's called McDonald's

    • @Maximflame611
      @Maximflame611 3 месяца назад +6

      I'd love to visit this "ass restaurant" you've mentioned here, how can I get there

  • @logeybear3018
    @logeybear3018 3 месяца назад +22

    8:55 There was a lot of production of oil overall, yes, but the raw materials were bought from overseas instead of extracted domestically, so despite making more oil, the price either went up to counter shipping costs or stagnated.

    • @fartmerchant762
      @fartmerchant762 3 месяца назад

      Pyro is a useful idiot sadly

    • @papaflimzy4829
      @papaflimzy4829 3 месяца назад +3

      Thanks for clarifying this. I hate when people just make large surface level observations about something that makes it sound positive, when if they actually took the time to look at and explain what is underneath the surface the reality of just how bad it is can be seen.

  • @Garthueid
    @Garthueid 3 месяца назад +12

    5:25 of course you don’t have any dogs in this fight, Pyro, they were all eaten

  • @Bartholomule01
    @Bartholomule01 3 месяца назад +14

    For context the Simpsons named their town Springfield because there are a lot of towns named Springfield in the U.S. so it was a good name for a town that was still ambiguous.

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 3 месяца назад +348

    One of my favorite parts of this debate was when Kamala got to the "this former president," and she hesitated for a bit, and I knew that she was trying her hardest not to call Trump a fucking idiot.

    • @morbus__
      @morbus__ 3 месяца назад +47

      for what? she lost the debate

    • @FranXiT
      @FranXiT 3 месяца назад +5

      Honestly I could have seen one of 3 C words she could have used

    • @SnapshotManor
      @SnapshotManor 3 месяца назад +142

      ​@@morbus__ Can you explain how exactly she lost? And what did Trump say that won him the debate?

    • @joule7256
      @joule7256 3 месяца назад +107

      ​@@morbus__stop drinking the flavoraide.

    • @opiumovercopium
      @opiumovercopium 3 месяца назад

      @@SnapshotManornobody won nobody lost, get out of your trump derangement syndrome filled echochamber for once

  • @wowzercowzeram406
    @wowzercowzeram406 3 месяца назад +19

    "I remember the Joker is The Dark Knight Rises" you were THIS close to ending it without a fumble 😭

  • @set6749
    @set6749 3 месяца назад +193

    I have better debates with my dog. No. He cannot have my cookie. I don’t care what he tells me.

    • @TheOfficialJunkCollector
      @TheOfficialJunkCollector 3 месяца назад

      Don’t let the Haitians eat them 😂

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 3 месяца назад +2

      But he wants it 🥺

    • @TheOfficialJunkCollector
      @TheOfficialJunkCollector 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Evanz111 idk why RUclips sent me a notification about this reply but I’m glad it did 🤣

  • @nuhuh-pe5tx
    @nuhuh-pe5tx 3 месяца назад +3

    17:42 HAVING!? *insert vine boom*

  • @-Xeno-
    @-Xeno- 3 месяца назад +4

    Using the Battlefield Heroes theme in the beginnning was a throwback and a half.

  • @aslonz5308
    @aslonz5308 3 месяца назад +42

    Bro i also have a concept to fix health care. Maybe i should run for president.

  • @Notjo6200
    @Notjo6200 3 месяца назад +118

    The America situation is insane

  • @HallyWasMe
    @HallyWasMe 3 месяца назад +22

    "I have no dogs in this race" we know you're british 😭

  • @Tarodenaro
    @Tarodenaro 3 месяца назад +21

    Remember: for each time Pyro said "America is cooked", Britain suffers more. 👍

    • @mynamejeff2436
      @mynamejeff2436 3 месяца назад +4

      This summer has been a bad look for England but America is way further in the gutter

  • @haydenkoschik8702
    @haydenkoschik8702 3 месяца назад +6

    keep in mind pyro you are british.

  • @deathadder4862
    @deathadder4862 3 месяца назад +6

    I love the Battlefield Heroes main theme in the beginning sequence, made my day.

  • @TreasureHiding89
    @TreasureHiding89 3 месяца назад +4

    12:10 that piano 🔥

  • @ReykapYT
    @ReykapYT 3 месяца назад +5

    NO WAY WE ARE USING THE BATTLEFIELD HEROES SOUND TRACK RAAAAAAAA

  • @timcampbell2594
    @timcampbell2594 3 месяца назад +10

    3:35 "Mayor Quimby sounds like Trump" - literally a JFK parody

  • @ronaldpentagon5592
    @ronaldpentagon5592 3 месяца назад +2

    The Pyroslopical situation is insane

  • @Danger-ws4zf
    @Danger-ws4zf 3 месяца назад +7

    Karmillton Harry is so cooked rn

  • @illumialter8755
    @illumialter8755 3 месяца назад +4

    "it was rather immoral and underhanded to try and paint Satan Hitler Epstein as a bad guy." 10:47

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 3 месяца назад +5

    Bro having another Metro Booming situation with Carmilla Harris lmao

  • @worddeuce
    @worddeuce 3 месяца назад +13

    Oh good, an expert on American politics!

  • @LNG857
    @LNG857 3 месяца назад +8

    I bet the dishes they made out of the pets are still better than british cuisine

  • @jibirs7513
    @jibirs7513 3 месяца назад +12

    15:04 sniperwolf reaction

  • @henrykrinkle6286
    @henrykrinkle6286 3 месяца назад +6

    1:48 Carmela from the sopranos

  • @lewisdascope8195
    @lewisdascope8195 3 месяца назад +3

    9:30 Bro dont spawnpeak the baby 🗿

  • @Wolf_Knight62
    @Wolf_Knight62 3 месяца назад +2

    Editor needs a raise for using the BattleField Heroes Main theme.

  • @nicolasvergara6003
    @nicolasvergara6003 3 месяца назад +1

    Fracking = Frog stacking 🐸

  • @Whispurer
    @Whispurer 3 месяца назад +4

    Are the 'people on television' in the room with us right now?

  • @virnim
    @virnim 3 месяца назад +31

    1:55 no plz hate on Hassan it is fine.

    • @Zacharygoldberg123
      @Zacharygoldberg123 3 месяца назад +7

      You just hate him cuz hes hot

    • @virnim
      @virnim 3 месяца назад +10

      @@Zacharygoldberg123 shhhhh 🤫

    • @RandomGuy0127
      @RandomGuy0127 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Zacharygoldberg123Sam Hyde is hotter than

    • @megasparklegoomba6807
      @megasparklegoomba6807 3 месяца назад +7

      @@RandomGuy0127naaahhh I don’t think so

    • @RandomGuy0127
      @RandomGuy0127 3 месяца назад +2

      @@megasparklegoomba6807 Yeeaaah I think so.

  • @uwublue_
    @uwublue_ 3 месяца назад +13

    Ah, I forgot her name was Carmella. Thanks, Neal

  • @Alo-xs5qu
    @Alo-xs5qu 3 месяца назад +2

    You really need to start charging rent for head space

  • @knedlaslovak39
    @knedlaslovak39 3 месяца назад +4

    Trump casualy winning 1v3, I dont see problem here.

  • @eunn6949
    @eunn6949 3 месяца назад +25

    Bro she never says is the same level of unemployment

  • @MahoganyRaven
    @MahoganyRaven 3 месяца назад +7

    We have more than one Springfield, pyro... murica is a big place

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 3 месяца назад

      Literally why it's the town in The Simpsons
      So many Springfields that you can't place which state they're in

  • @overlorrd53
    @overlorrd53 3 месяца назад +11

    POV a foreigner who doesn't understand America tries to tell me how America is

  • @3liq868
    @3liq868 3 месяца назад +2

    Guys guys he uploaded cruelty squad

  • @S4leaguer999
    @S4leaguer999 Месяц назад +1

    Update: We are so back!

  • @RoachDoggJr-v9b
    @RoachDoggJr-v9b 3 месяца назад +7

    Caramel haircut

  • @fish.bonesss
    @fish.bonesss 3 месяца назад +4

    WHY ARE YOU EDGING US WITH THE DARKWOOD SHIRT

  • @markmuz9207
    @markmuz9207 3 месяца назад +5

    7:41 inflation

  • @wellimagamer8848
    @wellimagamer8848 2 месяца назад +1

    I think Taylor swift, or any celebrity should stay out of politics.
    Taylor swift will just make her millions of zombie fans to be biased to whatever she tells them to vote for.

  • @kevlar_ira6280
    @kevlar_ira6280 3 месяца назад

    editor who put that battlefield heroes theme deserves an award

  • @Altuser-w6b
    @Altuser-w6b 3 месяца назад +4

    I CAN’T WITH THE FUCKING CATS AND DOGS PART BRO

  • @EruditeFeline
    @EruditeFeline 3 месяца назад +42

    I live pretty close to Springfield and I can't say I've heard any headlines about missing pets being found on a spitroast.

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 3 месяца назад

      Only evidence they have for this is:
      - A single case of a black woman in another town eating a cat (she was a natural born U.S. citizen)
      - A black man (I don't believe it's even confirmed if he's Hatian) carrying a dead goose (which are not widely considered common pets in the U.S. and are more often either eaten or considered traffic pests)

    • @BeautifulGreen252
      @BeautifulGreen252 3 месяца назад

      Yes because the legacy Media is definitely going to talk about the future doctors and lawyers that came here totally "legally" eating cats and dogs even though many of the residents there have confirmed it. "But my TV no say it happened."

  • @seaweedbanana4663
    @seaweedbanana4663 3 месяца назад +21

    Trump Biden and Obama should just start streaming R6 together

  • @Paddylol
    @Paddylol 3 месяца назад +1

    we need to have an episode where aliens abduct pets to feast on in the new simpsons season

  • @saphiii
    @saphiii 3 месяца назад +1

    this is truly a Metro's Booming moment

  • @truthseekerdude
    @truthseekerdude 3 месяца назад +3

    Springfield isn't just a real city, there are SIXTY SEVEN cities and towns called Springfield in the US, the reason the Simpsons city is named that is BECAUSE it is basically a generic name for a city.

  • @ttttttttttt2582
    @ttttttttttt2582 3 месяца назад +18

    2:01 YES hate to hassan actually

    • @binkibonko69
      @binkibonko69 3 месяца назад +6

      and lots of it too

    • @baguls8084
      @baguls8084 3 месяца назад +8

      as much hate as physically possible

    • @wiimusic5671
      @wiimusic5671 3 месяца назад

      @@baguls8084k

  • @SirLoftyII
    @SirLoftyII 3 месяца назад +20

    say it with us pyro. ka ma la. ka-ma-la. kamala.

    • @VonSnuggles1412
      @VonSnuggles1412 3 месяца назад +2

      The link pfp makes this comment even better. It's like he's frustrated af at him saying it wrong every time

  • @ElijahLoaf-en6tq
    @ElijahLoaf-en6tq 3 месяца назад +1

    While watching this video I got an ad for pet insurance.

  • @jacobp.2024
    @jacobp.2024 3 месяца назад +1

    THE KAMALA SITUATION IS INSANE

  • @Smokinjoewhite
    @Smokinjoewhite 3 месяца назад +3

    Wasn't the entire reason Matt Groening named Springfield "Springfield" that there were more towns called Springfield in the USA than any other name? If not it was one of the most common?
    Edit: It seems Springfield is 2nd to Washington.

  • @UncleTony2
    @UncleTony2 3 месяца назад +4

    Trump is going to ban anime yay

  • @mrduck1490
    @mrduck1490 3 месяца назад +3

    Is that.. the Battlefield Heros theme at the beginning?

  • @blomkhead2394
    @blomkhead2394 3 месяца назад

    wonderful video Pyro, I loved the closeups that really outlined your eyebags

  • @mrindeed247
    @mrindeed247 3 месяца назад

    plot twist, pyro is eating all the pets