England Is Cooked

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @huntjetson
    @huntjetson 5 месяцев назад +6046

    American politicians: oompa loompa and someone's lost grandad
    England: count binface and beans

    • @hardatak
      @hardatak 5 месяцев назад +69

      Don’t forget Islam

    • @Femcel_Fujoshi
      @Femcel_Fujoshi 5 месяцев назад +23

      hi gyro. how is your boyfriend (johnny)

    • @jainysail2941
      @jainysail2941 5 месяцев назад +10

      Truly a democracy /j

    • @huntjetson
      @huntjetson 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@Femcel_Fujoshi sleeping under a rock

    • @revilno
      @revilno 5 месяцев назад

      @@mesiroy1234I don’t think there are many pro Hamas, there are a lot of pro Israel, which is bad, and a lot of pro Palestine, which is good, not sure about the HAMAS thing. Palestine isn’t just HAMAS, only about 51% of Palestinians wanted HAMAS to run, and it was because Israel has been doing awful things to Palestine for years, like bombing their airports, and colonizing their land. The Palestinians are innocent, and the Israelis are (mostly) innocent, it’s just HAMAS and the Israel government fighting but instead of Israel trying to fight Hamas, they’re committing a genocide.

  • @zoinks8367
    @zoinks8367 5 месяцев назад +1601

    I like how in England they have a bunch of wacky stupid characters alongside real serious people, and then in the US we have wacky stupid characters, pretending to be real serious people

    • @50millionbees
      @50millionbees 5 месяцев назад +63

      smiling friends ahh situations

    • @zellexy
      @zellexy 5 месяцев назад +36

      vermin supreme is ace what are you on about

    • @zoinks8367
      @zoinks8367 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@zellexy he’s the only exception

    • @G36C-556
      @G36C-556 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@zellexyhe will give us all ponies, very good

    • @J_Pug
      @J_Pug 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@50millionbees wheres president jimble when you need him

  • @maplegumm
    @maplegumm 5 месяцев назад +2157

    Count Binface will cap the price of croissant sales so he’s got my vote

    • @cameronharding2878
      @cameronharding2878 5 месяцев назад +10

      my suppport too 🤠

    • @mesiroy1234
      @mesiroy1234 5 месяцев назад +7

      I watch on yotube being ecconomic PhD on this
      For real😂

    • @theonlytnargmatt
      @theonlytnargmatt 5 месяцев назад +6

      Utterly based and hearts of oak pilled.

    • @beanman9936
      @beanman9936 5 месяцев назад +3

      I hear he's a street fighter too

    • @xxmemewizardxxps2902
      @xxmemewizardxxps2902 5 месяцев назад +2

      Lord bucket head ftw

  • @AntiVectorTV
    @AntiVectorTV 5 месяцев назад +902

    I think the reason Pyro stays out of politics is because otherwise it becomes necessary to talk about inflation.

    • @maxdragonsoul5553
      @maxdragonsoul5553 5 месяцев назад +33

      Can't wait for Pyro to run as an MP wearing a fursuit

    • @baconlover09423
      @baconlover09423 5 месяцев назад +1

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @dumpster-kun7132
      @dumpster-kun7132 5 месяцев назад +1

      That took me a minute ngl, holy shite!!! 😮‍💨

  • @aliemirduran5530
    @aliemirduran5530 5 месяцев назад +1079

    “England is Cooked” bro we’re beyond that this shit is already burnt

    • @NitroDS
      @NitroDS 5 месяцев назад +31

      it's on the congratulation level

    • @8itesize
      @8itesize 5 месяцев назад +6

      Burned since Blair

    • @theanarchonazbolinquisition
      @theanarchonazbolinquisition 5 месяцев назад

      Bro is worried about Hasan when ge should be worried about Gordon Ramsey 💀

    • @KenRyuguji-rg3ft
      @KenRyuguji-rg3ft 5 месяцев назад +2

      I feel so sorry for you all. The rage confusion, anger you must feel I can’t even fathom. My heart goes to you, stay strong!

    • @ひきこもりi
      @ひきこもりi 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@KenRyuguji-rg3ft ..What? what do you mean by this?

  • @hotjoesummer
    @hotjoesummer 5 месяцев назад +197

    so nice of Pyro to explain all of the factions from Fallout: New Vegas to us

    • @DRakeTRofKBam
      @DRakeTRofKBam 5 месяцев назад +4

      I voted for the RNK

    • @AbstractS04
      @AbstractS04 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@DRakeTRofKBam RNK?

    • @DRakeTRofKBam
      @DRakeTRofKBam 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@AbstractS04 NCR
      sorry im playing in german and the factions are called completely different

    • @whackareal
      @whackareal 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@DRakeTRofKBamlmao

  • @jerryturgin6583
    @jerryturgin6583 5 месяцев назад +987

    As an american, I have considered crossing the pond JUST to vote for count binface. The man the myth the legend offers something no one else does, he says so himself.

    • @snap2cb777
      @snap2cb777 5 месяцев назад +47

      Nah you guys have vermin supreme

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 5 месяцев назад +1

      But some say hes trash 😂

    • @jerryturgin6583
      @jerryturgin6583 5 месяцев назад +45

      @snap2cb777 the difference is that news agencies and actual elected officials HAVE to take binface seriously because of how the UK government systems work. Vermin isn't on national TV, and billionaires decide every person who gets serious consideration in debates and elections that matter so we can't vote a meme into existence.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@jerryturgin6583 what if the meme is also one of the billionaires

    • @jerryturgin6583
      @jerryturgin6583 5 месяцев назад +4

      @wildfire9280 do you REALLY want to vote for Elon musk?

  • @BetriebAnin
    @BetriebAnin 5 месяцев назад +170

    6:42 Nuclear bombs
    7:00 500
    11:44 fall guys music
    13:34 Pyro would never do such a thing

    • @wannajuanna8258
      @wannajuanna8258 5 месяцев назад +1

      Pyro can’t criticised inflation that in his DNA

  • @Fishpasta4
    @Fishpasta4 5 месяцев назад +159

    Fun fact: Larry the cat has lasted longer in Downing Street than the last 4 prime ministers

    • @HollowedKnight66
      @HollowedKnight66 5 месяцев назад +9

      Larry for PM

    • @Lilleh__
      @Lilleh__ 5 месяцев назад +2

      No one can take a cat's seat.

  • @Misaki.Manifestation
    @Misaki.Manifestation 5 месяцев назад +88

    The original freddo DOES NOT have caramel inside it... How dare you..

  • @Realturboterrapin
    @Realturboterrapin 5 месяцев назад +358

    To quote jschlatt, "a fundamentally unserious country"

  • @Causticks-l6e
    @Causticks-l6e 5 месяцев назад +137

    Fun fact! Tory is a slur! It was used at the Catholics when they were allowed back into parliament. They formed what has turned into the Conservative party (Tories). The word has evolved from a slur, to a name for the party allll the way back to an insult lmao

    • @erbertthere
      @erbertthere 5 месяцев назад +10

      🤓☝️

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 5 месяцев назад +6

      This guy's the kind of person to read the entirety of the declaration of independence in school reading time.
      Reading the entirety of the dictionary on their way to McDonalds.
      Reading House of Leaves on their way to preschool.
      😂

    • @thatoneguywholovesthena-4529
      @thatoneguywholovesthena-4529 5 месяцев назад

      TF kinda brain-dead replies are these

    • @Dornana
      @Dornana 5 месяцев назад +4

      I don't mean to offend but this is not the comment section to show any signs of intellect or coherence

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 5 месяцев назад +2

      Why are you acting smart ? We don't like smart people

  • @bettercallsolman
    @bettercallsolman 5 месяцев назад +464

    The England situation is crazy

    • @jainysail2941
      @jainysail2941 5 месяцев назад +4

      Did he ever change titles? Like i aint the only one wonderin

  • @some1online2
    @some1online2 5 месяцев назад +27

    FYI Count Binface used to be Lord Buckethead whos been doing it since the 90s but there were copyright issues so now hes Count Binface and Lord Buckethead is some rando who has the rights to some old film where the character is from from the 60s or something.

    • @Carp_surfer1558
      @Carp_surfer1558 5 месяцев назад

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  • @talbob
    @talbob 5 месяцев назад +1744

    you can skip to the good part over here 18:49

    • @25thjays
      @25thjays 5 месяцев назад +107

      Thank you 👍

    • @ViableelbaiV
      @ViableelbaiV 5 месяцев назад +68

      cheers mate

    • @Syndfall
      @Syndfall 5 месяцев назад

      thanks gang

    • @willum-463
      @willum-463 5 месяцев назад +20

      Thanks

    • @happygardevoir
      @happygardevoir 5 месяцев назад +10

      Thank you talbob8277 very cool 👍

  • @joefather6084
    @joefather6084 5 месяцев назад +38

    'Say the line, Bart'
    13:26
    'YAAAAY!'

  • @arblxplayer4786
    @arblxplayer4786 5 месяцев назад +2798

    The green party only loses because Pyro votes for them.
    (Did TheNikolius just start a politics comment war. And thanks for the likes)

    • @raquetdude
      @raquetdude 5 месяцев назад

      One of the deputy leaders of the Green Party used to do hypnotherapy, specifically breast enlargement hypnotherapy… no wonder Pyro votes Green given his own history.
      Look it up it’s real.

    • @Chairborne628
      @Chairborne628 5 месяцев назад +9

      Unless you live in Bristol Central... Cheers drives..

    • @TheNikolius
      @TheNikolius 5 месяцев назад +37

      I literally unsubbed so f**cking quick when I realised he's an eco-cultist

    • @zzitzer
      @zzitzer 5 месяцев назад +228

      @@TheNikoliusLMFAO bye

    • @spoof00101
      @spoof00101 5 месяцев назад +151

      @@TheNikolius Ok, see you next time when outside is uninhabitable

  • @Rhyscape
    @Rhyscape 5 месяцев назад +9

    Count binface was at Glastonbury this year and done a whole talk making fun of the entire system up at my tent where I was working as one of the sound engineers that week. was a very unusual experience.

  • @Da1eyend
    @Da1eyend 5 месяцев назад +1993

    England is cooked but not their beans on bread.

    • @wesleyward5901
      @wesleyward5901 5 месяцев назад +84

      Beans on toast, so it is indeed cooked.

    • @UrbExGear
      @UrbExGear 5 месяцев назад +18

      Beans in a can are technically cooked already

    • @WookieWarriorz
      @WookieWarriorz 5 месяцев назад +23

      english people only eat baked beans, (unless its spanish food) Its not 'beans' the generic ingredient brits love its specially canned BAKED beans in tomato sauce and the main purpose of it really is to have a tasty tomato sauce that mixes well with your buttery bread (real butter not american shite) kinda like a bread roll in tomato soup situation, the beans just give you a little bit of protein which was much needed back in the post ww2 days. The beans themselves arent that important.

    • @cr1tikal_arc
      @cr1tikal_arc 5 месяцев назад +30

      did you really just change the name of the actual food just so you could make that shitty joke that doesn't even land anyway

    • @CriticalBackend
      @CriticalBackend 5 месяцев назад +1

      they're normally microwaved

  • @_afxc
    @_afxc 5 месяцев назад +41

    "american politics is a shitshow"
    one day later...

  • @17year_cicada
    @17year_cicada 5 месяцев назад +181

    Fall Guys soundtrack in the background as Pyro explains how the UK has fallen and billions must wait for another election is very fitting, honestly

    • @Alpatrixx
      @Alpatrixx 5 месяцев назад

      Billions?

    • @Kkk-cc1iy
      @Kkk-cc1iy 4 месяца назад

      The uk isn't that important

  • @SwagSwagSenate
    @SwagSwagSenate 5 месяцев назад +80

    I'm literally in England and I still don't understand UK politics

    • @war_tortoise8681
      @war_tortoise8681 5 месяцев назад +11

      Neither do the english

    • @cockblockersupreme
      @cockblockersupreme 5 месяцев назад

      I'm British and vote Decepticon because I have no fucking clue about politics.

    • @laylaschu
      @laylaschu 5 месяцев назад

      same

    • @kiaratoo
      @kiaratoo 5 месяцев назад

      Samee

  • @sunpay2310
    @sunpay2310 5 месяцев назад +102

    The UK's inflation might be fixed but not Pyro's

  • @uncagedduke4262
    @uncagedduke4262 5 месяцев назад +28

    Countries by gdp. The UK is in 6th place and it’s not even close to forth like pyro said.
    1. United States $25,462,700,000,000
    2. China $17,963,200,000,000
    3. Japan $4,231,140,000,000
    4. Germany $4,072,190,000,000
    5. India $3,385,090,000,000
    6. United Kingdom $3,070,670,000,000
    Edit: For GDP per capita the UK wouldn’t even crack top 15 countries.

    • @altechelghanforever9906
      @altechelghanforever9906 5 месяцев назад +3

      HOW DOES INDIA HAVE A HIGHER GDP?! 😭 NAW UK IS ACTUALLY COOKED! 😭

    • @dreik2646
      @dreik2646 5 месяцев назад +30

      @@altechelghanforever9906cuz it has 22x the population and a bunch of industry

    • @sirgo0se97
      @sirgo0se97 5 месяцев назад +11

      ⁠@@altechelghanforever9906 population diff. Gdp per capita there is fucking awful. Same goes for Japan and Germany’s is only higher proportionately to its greater population otherwise it’s equal

    • @level1865
      @level1865 5 месяцев назад

      I thought he meant per capita

    • @Dualbattle2062
      @Dualbattle2062 5 месяцев назад

      @@altechelghanforever9906are you stupid or something?

  • @davidz3670
    @davidz3670 5 месяцев назад +234

    More people voted for parties that were not the tories or labour in 2024 than ever before. If this trend continues I suspect there will have to be electoral reform at some point and then your vote for the greens won't be wasted.

    • @BAGELMENSK
      @BAGELMENSK 5 месяцев назад +46

      Prefeeably, the situation collapses and Count Binface seizes power.

    • @jubal6654
      @jubal6654 5 месяцев назад

      This is a straight up lie, labour hasn't had this amount of seats in decades

    • @jubal6654
      @jubal6654 5 месяцев назад

      This is a lie

    • @DaniG.German883
      @DaniG.German883 5 месяцев назад +13

      The greens are literally the worst party out of the bunch

    • @commisaryarreck3974
      @commisaryarreck3974 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@DaniG.German883
      You mean the type of parties across that's been getting funded by Russia for decades might not have the best interest of their nation at heart?
      Ever wonder why every green party cripples domestic energy production and increases reliance on imported oil and gas over the objectively cleaner and superior nuclear option

  • @intergalactickoala665
    @intergalactickoala665 5 месяцев назад +10

    The only thing I'll pull up: Tories are not for a stronger national defense. They say the words, but do nothing. They talk of patriotism, but fail at every turn to better the military defense. More homeless vets than ever; lowest recruitment ever; faltering investment in military tech. And so on. The military has told them time and again what they needed, but the Tories ignored them and instead said: "What you meant was...we need National Service"?
    Military: "No".
    Tories: "National Service, it is"
    This election, it seemed that Labour was the one with ex-military among their ranks and the one party promising (means nigh nothing) to address the lackluster investment into the British Military.

  • @PerfectedVenus_Monsoon
    @PerfectedVenus_Monsoon 5 месяцев назад +51

    Some people are left wing, some are right. But Pyro will always be inflated.

  • @NixxiN_Art
    @NixxiN_Art 5 месяцев назад +17

    dude, we had "captain beanie" run in south wales, that guy has been in costume for YEARS and decided to run this year, seeing his name on the voting paper was like whiplash.

  • @delilahtapia4214
    @delilahtapia4214 5 месяцев назад +30

    Beans on pizza, beans on toast, is nothing sacred anymore

  • @Cybersword1910
    @Cybersword1910 5 месяцев назад +9

    Pyro is the only British 20 year old who likes the tories

  • @Spidermanspiderman3923
    @Spidermanspiderman3923 5 месяцев назад +242

    Omg count bin face is the 🐐

    • @gadlygamer
      @gadlygamer 5 месяцев назад +10

      hell yeah. binface the goat

  • @busterb7482
    @busterb7482 5 месяцев назад +27

    Important to mention that Elmo is a protestor against feminism and gay adoption, he's not a goofball like the rest of them he genuinely believes dressing up as Elmo every election is a form of protest

  • @rorywalshe2498
    @rorywalshe2498 5 месяцев назад +101

    I'm convinced Count Binface is the temu version of Jesus Christ

    • @CalzoneSamosa
      @CalzoneSamosa 5 месяцев назад +25

      Jesus was the temu prototype for count binface

    • @Miko-mx4jt
      @Miko-mx4jt 5 месяцев назад +6

      Temu was the count binface prototype of jesus

  • @Anti-Polar
    @Anti-Polar 5 месяцев назад +8

    Pyro votes for the party that increases inflation the most

    • @coolspider295
      @coolspider295 5 месяцев назад +1

      To be fair, inflation is kind of hot.

  • @gruntyuiop
    @gruntyuiop 5 месяцев назад +484

    The uk fell off so hard

    • @oliyes406
      @oliyes406 5 месяцев назад +24

      never good to begin with tbh

    • @bearsplitz96
      @bearsplitz96 5 месяцев назад +79

      @@oliyes406 They went from controlling 1/3 of the planet to being on an island the size of Michigan. They fell off.

    • @Gotballsballs
      @Gotballsballs 5 месяцев назад

      So did your hairline

    • @WookieWarriorz
      @WookieWarriorz 5 месяцев назад +34

      @@bearsplitz96 Theres still like 50+ countries in the commonwealth of nations lol, britian still technically controls them. Not really but still. Also britian gave the empire to save the world from the naz1s in ww2. The british empire fought the german war machine, the greatest war machine ever at that point ALONE for over a year from mid 1939 to late 1940. They were bombed daily for literally years, had to survivie on scraps. Nearly lost in multiple air raids, the largest air invasion ever at the battle of britian. During this time the usa sat back and siphoned off any money they could from lend lease and other programs from the british empire unti they entered the war later in 1941. Even india joined the war of their own choice and raised an army of 1.5 million volunteers before the USA ever entered the war. The british rolled tanks through nearly 2000 miles of german bombing, battles and africa desert before the USA ever entered the war, etc In the war only 1/10 'british' people were from the british isles but 7/10 deaths were people from the british isles. Even american warships had british commanders on board, 3/5 pilots in the whole war on the allies side were british etc etc Falling off isnt the same as giving life and limb for glory and freedom.

    • @funkynightmares2462
      @funkynightmares2462 5 месяцев назад +1

      U
      Kfell off

  • @ferguspitcher7911
    @ferguspitcher7911 5 месяцев назад +2

    Pyro: I’m not educated enough to talk about politics
    Also pyro: talks about politics

  • @jxsnn
    @jxsnn 5 месяцев назад +192

    the main reason I despise the green party is due to their "phasing out nuclear power" promise.

    • @_averageenjoyer_
      @_averageenjoyer_ 5 месяцев назад +65

      Lol now I completely understand why onone likes them

    • @PosterityIslesNews
      @PosterityIslesNews 5 месяцев назад +25

      thank god they never win

    • @Roberts1171
      @Roberts1171 5 месяцев назад

      Idk I mean I think it is at a minimum shortsighted to continually push nuclear energy without having a proper system to deal with spent fuel rods. Current plan is bury them underground in some dystopian ass tomb with warnings in every language in hopes people in the future don't mess with them.
      Some fucking Pharaohs curse ass shit right there.

    • @yourdad3275
      @yourdad3275 5 месяцев назад

      @@sotoaayou can google it, their reasoning is surprisingly sound

    • @pfrice
      @pfrice 5 месяцев назад +53

      @@sotoaa Its always the same cope abt "Oh yknow chernobyl and uhh japan" even though its the safest energy.

  • @0ddbod
    @0ddbod 5 месяцев назад +2

    We are actually living in a South Park episode

  • @91plkwerfjksdopfj
    @91plkwerfjksdopfj 5 месяцев назад +140

    Please stop I am going to slop stop stop stop oh my god i just slopped everywhere

  • @gamewithadam7235
    @gamewithadam7235 5 месяцев назад +2

    3rd place party does get a benefit actually. Their leader gets to ask two questions at PMQs.

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 5 месяцев назад +106

    After that femboy stunt, you can tell Pyro voted for Reform 😭

    • @StormTrooperAimLol2000
      @StormTrooperAimLol2000 5 месяцев назад +6

      😰

    • @sebastiantaylor6236
      @sebastiantaylor6236 5 месяцев назад

      Not sure what stunt your on about but I doubt any members of the LGBTQ community will be voting for reform and reform doesn't want their support.

    • @Korgass
      @Korgass 5 месяцев назад +2

      wait wha?

    • @LizordSword
      @LizordSword 5 месяцев назад +1

      good ol fascist pyro

  • @bloodmoonangel8925
    @bloodmoonangel8925 5 месяцев назад +4

    The UK is even more cooked than Pyro's hairline

  • @Florflor-gl6cz
    @Florflor-gl6cz 5 месяцев назад +4

    Don’t let byro fool you, “the darkwood video” is just a social experience

  • @superstoneanimation3891
    @superstoneanimation3891 5 месяцев назад +2

    From conquest half of the world to Elmo, Bean and Prank RUclipsr running for election

  • @Cranium26
    @Cranium26 5 месяцев назад +141

    The only thing more cooked than England is your channel

  • @gaarakabuto1
    @gaarakabuto1 5 месяцев назад +4

    Fun fact: last elections the third party was actually SNP, a Scottish pro independence party. Lib Dems were actually fourth.
    Also the third party is something like a minority opposition or whatever Brits call it and they have something like three questions per week to the prime minister or something like that.

  • @IanMacDonald-x1d
    @IanMacDonald-x1d 5 месяцев назад +214

    at least british people can laugh about it, americans are in full demoralization mode

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 5 месяцев назад

      i mean you are not wrong
      joe called ukraine president putin...while trump and his goons are trying to recreate roman empire

    • @folkbaraida8903
      @folkbaraida8903 5 месяцев назад +1

      May you explain more in detail?

    • @IanMacDonald-x1d
      @IanMacDonald-x1d 5 месяцев назад +79

      @@folkbaraida8903 our choices for president this year are: geriatric old orange man (israel), or geriatric old man who cant form a sentence (israel). 3rd party has no chance of winning. its morbid.

    • @kajamatousek247
      @kajamatousek247 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@folkbaraida8903Look up Project 2025. theyve basically voted themselves into a fourth reich. They are COOKED

    • @antonioalberico4034
      @antonioalberico4034 5 месяцев назад

      @@IanMacDonald-x1d Well, tbf:
      geriatric old man who cant form a sentence: Has and is actively pressuring Bibi to end the war. If you follow the conflict this should be evident.
      geriatric old orange man: Wouldn't give the slightest damn if Palestine was a parking lot. Bibi and Trump are very much alike, so they'd get along well.
      Just to dispel the false equivalency arguments real quick.

  • @royearle1673
    @royearle1673 5 месяцев назад

    To be fair, that cat does have official government responsibilites.
    Those being catching mice, greeting visitors and testing antique furniture for their nap quality.
    I am not kidding, that is actually a thing.

  • @Notllamalord
    @Notllamalord 5 месяцев назад +11

    I’m sorry your presidential run didn’t go as planned slopcynical

  • @BAGELMENSK
    @BAGELMENSK 5 месяцев назад +2

    Jacob rhys mog stepping down and shaking the hand of a bean man is incredibly poetic.
    I think this world is very close to a new revolution in insanity, its gonna be lit.

  • @Pepper-sg5rc
    @Pepper-sg5rc 5 месяцев назад +9

    4:35 💀 lmao
    Damn homie oompa really does have a great voice. Such a performer

  • @nightmayor6114
    @nightmayor6114 5 месяцев назад +3

    Just got to know about Dental Health situation in UK and damnnn....not only england is cooked but they are also kicked in groins

  • @prdprdprdprdprdel
    @prdprdprdprdprdel 5 месяцев назад +135

    You say the UK politics are cooked, but every last one of them sounds more coherent than the acting president of the US.. Not to mention they're probably more trustworthy too, because US politicians are like glorified brand ambassadors that work for corporations...

    • @drkreuzer670
      @drkreuzer670 5 месяцев назад

      Don't forget that one of them is pushing for project 2025, a policy that would make the US situation so insane, that pyro would not dare talk about it.

    • @lambda760
      @lambda760 5 месяцев назад +42

      Not to mention the new Labour government has being doing some good things this past week, such as electing actual experts into their respective fields rather than appointing whoever the PMs mates are.
      Maybe I'm on sheer hopium here but things might actually go well.

    • @KeepTheAngerFlowing
      @KeepTheAngerFlowing 5 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@lambda760 Labour also banned conversion therapy, good on them!

    • @SivritZuka
      @SivritZuka 5 месяцев назад

      All politicians are clowns regardless of country if you think ones better your coping and brain rotted

    • @ashleylongley1628
      @ashleylongley1628 5 месяцев назад +1

      Idk man both things can be true

  • @EldritchDoodler4828
    @EldritchDoodler4828 5 месяцев назад +2

    As someone who lives there, I’m relieved that the election turned out in Labour’s favour, but damn it was a 10% difference in votes with Conservatives- 23% of the UK still thought the tories would clean up the mess they made

  • @rmw9420
    @rmw9420 5 месяцев назад +85

    when the conservatives don't do the thingy they said they were gonna do for like 2 decades and get le mad when a new party rises that says there gonna do the thing the conservatives were supposed to do lol

    • @TemplarBlonic
      @TemplarBlonic 5 месяцев назад +3

      It’s Cancer vs Lyme’s Disease.

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@TemplarBlonic One kills you, the other makes you wish it would.

  • @Aurora_Lightbringer
    @Aurora_Lightbringer 5 месяцев назад +1

    The mayor of London, a person from London who is mayor.
    Thank you Pyro for the informative content.

  • @Hugo-w5i
    @Hugo-w5i 5 месяцев назад +18

    Pyro's finally found something to hide the haircut, slop moment

  • @waatermel0n
    @waatermel0n 5 месяцев назад +1

    First vid in awhile, and it was worse then expected. Thanks Pyro!

  • @contentdeleted5405
    @contentdeleted5405 5 месяцев назад +4

    The only difference between UK politics vs. US politics is Americans don’t know we have more than two party’s.

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 5 месяцев назад

      Haha and these parties can make deals to become collation and then it’s just basically 2 parties again. No winning.

  • @at0micwaste
    @at0micwaste 5 месяцев назад

    I'm an American who started watching your videos after finding your Cruelty Squad video in the algorithm. I loved it, and instantly followed all of your channels. Good content, good voice, good sense of humor. Keep on and carry a gun or whatever you tea-drinkers say.

  • @ssjohnee
    @ssjohnee 5 месяцев назад +7

    England is cooked situation drama

  • @matomatic4599
    @matomatic4599 5 месяцев назад +18

    The UK might have got inflation under control but Pyro certainly hasnt.

  • @cameronharding2878
    @cameronharding2878 5 месяцев назад +6

    The fact that these are better options than the clowns we have in parliament is crazy 😂

  • @Jeerin_
    @Jeerin_ 5 месяцев назад

    Imagine arresting someone for meme-ing on the internet. Like actual insanity

  • @Felixlul
    @Felixlul 5 месяцев назад +13

    JIZZ ON MEN

  • @Simpofmany
    @Simpofmany 5 месяцев назад +1

    As an English man, I can agree we aren't even cooked, we've been burnt

  • @Le_reaper
    @Le_reaper 5 месяцев назад +2

    Pyro looks like Boris Johnson with his haircut.

  • @thedude3005
    @thedude3005 5 месяцев назад +1

    Whoever made the highlight the end in sponsor block is a legend

  • @eardrumsnotincluded4508
    @eardrumsnotincluded4508 5 месяцев назад +8

    Pyro, i’m sorry to tell you that the video you showed was not skydiving. It might be the complete opposite it’s bungee jumping😢

  • @abstinenttheo3136
    @abstinenttheo3136 5 месяцев назад +1

    the entire planet is crumbling

  • @jackmorgan8914
    @jackmorgan8914 5 месяцев назад +3

    We finally have an explanation for Pyro’s hair… voting Green Party 💀

  • @Toastyisburning
    @Toastyisburning 5 месяцев назад

    to whoever put the sponsorblock highlight on the end of the video, i love you.

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 5 месяцев назад +44

    as an american, I really wish the actual politics of politics were talked about more and people voted for what they thought about them, instead of it always just being 'basic human rights vs fascism' since 2016

    • @etienneleroi9515
      @etienneleroi9515 5 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah

    • @RaptieFeathers
      @RaptieFeathers 5 месяцев назад +9

      I wish it could be that way too, but unfortunately at the national level it really _is_ "basic human rights" vs "fascism" nowadays. Once 2024 passes, assuming Trump loses, then we can actually focus on making politics happen.
      State and local politics, however, those are extremely important and more important than the federal stuff right now

    • @privateassman8839
      @privateassman8839 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@RaptieFeathers I don't think Biden will win. He looked awful in the debate, and dems have been pushing out anyone who wasn't him. They've built their tower out of breadcrumbs, rejected concrete, and are desperately scrambling now that their castle is falling apart. Trump's gonna beat the shit out of Biden (I don't support either)

    • @xiiir838
      @xiiir838 5 месяцев назад

      You don't know what that "F" means, kid. Stfu, at least learn what that ideology truly means before tossing the term around like a school girl dissing a classmate.

    • @xiiir838
      @xiiir838 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​​@@RaptieFeathersthe options you have are the ones you deserve. Politicians don't pup up out of nowhere, they're the result of the material conditions just as much as you, the average person.

  • @ThomasRoiloup
    @ThomasRoiloup 5 месяцев назад +2

    If you're on neither side, both sides hate you more than they hate each other.

  • @pk-ui8bh
    @pk-ui8bh 5 месяцев назад +3

    Someone please put some layers in bros french bob. He looks like an artsy Tumblr girl from 2016 minus the micro bangs

  • @CsyeCokTheSolly
    @CsyeCokTheSolly 5 месяцев назад +1

    Reminds me of The Internet Party running with Darth Vader for president.
    From Odesa. That was Ironic because Odesa is well known for awful politicians.

  • @ciaranfooty7720
    @ciaranfooty7720 5 месяцев назад +3

    Pyro doesnt know that Tory (tóraí) actually means outlaw in Irish.

  • @greatgirros24
    @greatgirros24 5 месяцев назад +1

    Important parts of vid: pyro says inflation twice

  • @miolio.
    @miolio. 5 месяцев назад +3

    the sonic unleshed bckground music is awesome and cool

  • @conlooka9356
    @conlooka9356 5 месяцев назад +1

    If you told me the thing in the thumbnail was a classic doctor who villain, I would believe you no question.

  • @collaide
    @collaide 5 месяцев назад +14

    Reform / Ukip is closer to Le Pen, Orban, Trump than any sort of libertarian lol

  • @SmoothMaul
    @SmoothMaul 5 месяцев назад

    Watching a man explain the British political situation and lore to Fall Guys music is very surreal

  • @enixity1471
    @enixity1471 5 месяцев назад +3

    Didnt mention Nigel frage doing amongus quotes, this vexes me

  • @hiocfukbffukvgdujvdstjkjg3158
    @hiocfukbffukvgdujvdstjkjg3158 5 месяцев назад +1

    UK try not to switch your pm every month challenge

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 5 месяцев назад +3

    Why are British politicians cosplaying

    • @HoneyMochi
      @HoneyMochi 5 месяцев назад

      Our election period is actually just comicon

  • @Liam_
    @Liam_ 5 месяцев назад +1

    A regular Freddo doesn’t have caramel in it, Niall

  • @CartoDarko
    @CartoDarko 5 месяцев назад +15

    isn't reform just like the racist party 😭😭

    • @jeffbo8748
      @jeffbo8748 5 месяцев назад +7

      One of their candidates straightup said the U.K. shouldn’t have fought Germany in WW2.

    • @freedompodcast4518
      @freedompodcast4518 5 месяцев назад +1

      Reform UK is not the racist party because they got a lot of different British people from all walks of life is in the Reform UK party like they got asians, white, blacks, candidates and members. And a lot of British people from all walks of life did vote for the Reform UK party.

    • @rud3y1
      @rud3y1 5 месяцев назад

      @@CartoDarko yes they're bigoted af, they're also having to prove that some of their candidates aren't just AI creations as they have no online presence or social media.

  • @Coff33Drink3r02
    @Coff33Drink3r02 5 месяцев назад +1

    Memes aside I stg I've never seen someone talk about politics with more grace and honesty

  • @vjekoslavkoledic5863
    @vjekoslavkoledic5863 5 месяцев назад +51

    Pyro is clapped

    • @astra4533
      @astra4533 5 месяцев назад +2

      real

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 5 месяцев назад +1

      He should get a butt and hip expansion fr. Then he can be the ultimate femboy.

  • @usedtea2096
    @usedtea2096 5 месяцев назад +1

    15:22 bro wtf yall are so cooked 😭

  • @Oshawatt
    @Oshawatt 5 месяцев назад +3

    I’m confused when you say Labor didn’t get that many seats. Didn’t they get like well over 60% of the seats? In a parliamentary system I’m really not sure how you can be more successful than that

  • @annesavisaboonchuy
    @annesavisaboonchuy 5 месяцев назад +2

    this is not what niko omilana died for

  • @Kolo___
    @Kolo___ 5 месяцев назад +4

    Its cannon that all furries are reform voters, and that nigel farage has a fursona of a rat.

    • @leeshapon
      @leeshapon 5 месяцев назад +1

      Really? He looks like a turtle to me. I would’ve thought he’s a Scalie.

  • @callumcranitch1898
    @callumcranitch1898 5 месяцев назад

    Fun fact the word torie was originally an insult from the Irish calling them robbers and outlaws and they went with it

  • @dtcomic1758
    @dtcomic1758 5 месяцев назад +8

    England use to be a super power.... still confusing me

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 5 месяцев назад

      America still is a superpower... equally as confusing.

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 5 месяцев назад +1

      Both world wars devastated Europe. They'll never be the same again.

  • @ezz625
    @ezz625 5 месяцев назад +1

    Happy to see Aegon Targaryen has picked himself up and became a RUclips

  • @NateS917
    @NateS917 5 месяцев назад +5

    Cooked with no seasoning

  • @tof0o576
    @tof0o576 5 месяцев назад +1

    Apotos (Day) - Sonic Unleashed [OST] Always goes hard as background music 😳

  • @redstar7517
    @redstar7517 5 месяцев назад +4

    as some one who lives in the same town as you i am staggered at your lack of knowledge of our political system

  • @TheLuckyOne-rg4vk
    @TheLuckyOne-rg4vk 5 месяцев назад

    The cat is actually "Chief Mauser", the only being in the UK licensed to have a gun.