Fabius Bile is judged by Slaanesh from "Fabius Bile Clonelord" - A 40k Dramatic Reading

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  • @paulusillyriusiudathaddaio2530
    @paulusillyriusiudathaddaio2530 8 месяцев назад +485

    Ahh... Fabius. A man with pair of cohones so heavy he stared a chaos god to the face and said "Nah, you are not real"

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 8 месяцев назад +44

      Legends say his fedora grew three times in size on that day.

    • @AllYourPals
      @AllYourPals 7 месяцев назад +34

      More like a man in chronic denial using drugs to keep his heart from stopping due to the severity of the panic attack he is experiencing

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 7 месяцев назад

      @@AllYourPals So, he is in a lot of pain all the time, standing n the presence of a god and he tells her to have coitus in the opposite direction (ah, don't we all love our overlords at youtube telling us what we can and cannot say) . Sounds like a pair of tanker sized cojones to me.

    • @AkhshamiKsyAksKhaos
      @AkhshamiKsyAksKhaos 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@AllYourPals…if only…
      On another note…it’s always been funny how…atheists were made to be proven wrong…and to always suffer horribly for it…

    • @thesilliestgoose5990
      @thesilliestgoose5990 7 месяцев назад +13

      Honestly there’s a fine line between Bravery and Arrogance and… bro let’s be real Slaanesh is for all intents and purposes a god.

  • @yaelz6043
    @yaelz6043 7 месяцев назад +328

    He understands, practices and uses the imperial truth better than the emperor and Malcador.

    • @alphaomega938
      @alphaomega938 7 месяцев назад +21

      Something that does not exist cannot think, I think therefore I am

    • @Elia-fn8jv
      @Elia-fn8jv 6 месяцев назад +22

      He thinks and wants to be a god,so not only he doesnt use the imperial truth,he is a hypocrite by his own statement "there are no gods".
      All this while being a chaos space marine...

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Elia-fn8jv still better than emps.

    • @Elia-fn8jv
      @Elia-fn8jv 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@yaelz6043 why?

    • @myeka1273
      @myeka1273 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@Elia-fn8jvBecause Bile isn’t hypocritical, the emperor is the definition of hypocrisy.

  • @CommanderX1125
    @CommanderX1125 8 месяцев назад +236

    A real man. Does a key of space coke, slams a couple of benzos, and then without missing a beat goes, "Suck my raging Descartes.".

  • @whitevoid43
    @whitevoid43 8 месяцев назад +239

    Slannesh: let me tell you how this is going to work you-
    Fabius: you aint gonna tell me shit!

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 6 месяцев назад +12

      "If you didn't need me to cooperate, we wouldn't be having this conversation. "

  • @Its_Cannon
    @Its_Cannon 7 месяцев назад +175

    Fabius Bile: Gods are not real. Gods are for the weak and I’m not weak.
    Space Marine: Heretic!
    Custodian: No, no, hold on. He’s speaking facts right there.

    • @KnownNiche1999
      @KnownNiche1999 4 месяца назад +12

      @Warmaster2001Damn. You'd think a Custodian would know better punctuation

    • @kurze1371
      @kurze1371 4 месяца назад

      @@KnownNiche1999 Custodians can't read.

    • @b1zzarecont4ct
      @b1zzarecont4ct 2 месяца назад

      Yes we saw the video. Thank you for your autistic recharacterization of it

    • @laurenbastin8849
      @laurenbastin8849 2 месяца назад +1

      @Warmaster2001the vast majority of space marines chapters do not venerate the Emperor as a God, but rather just practice a warped version of the imperial truth that still places a lot of emphasis on the Emperor as an exceptional being, but still ultimately a human one. There are black Templar-sized exceptions, along with red scorpions and many other chapters besides, but even so the bulk of space marine chapters do not see the emperor as a God.

    • @kirgan1000
      @kirgan1000 2 месяца назад +3

      @Warmaster2001 Custodian: The emperor is a man, like you and me, and compare him and us to a lowly god creature is to insult.

  • @jf6466work
    @jf6466work 7 месяцев назад +133

    Guy was having a literal aneurysm induced and his reply was "all i see is stars bro."

  • @leftyleftwing968
    @leftyleftwing968 8 месяцев назад +74

    "Of course you have ..."
    I love the guttural tone in the voice of him .. her ... it.

    • @PP-hk5yi
      @PP-hk5yi 5 месяцев назад

      I believe slanish is a hermaphrodite trans? Idk don't quote me, thats just what it looks like to me

  • @weeaboobaguette3943
    @weeaboobaguette3943 7 месяцев назад +48

    This passage unironically puts him forevermore into the based département.
    Not only is Slaanesh specialised in mindfucked seduction/conversion when talking one on one, but what that chad did is basically have his will essentially beat/push back the will of untold quintillions of plebs.
    Before you start to argue.
    That's what the Emperor is doing.
    This video was an Emperor-tier feat.

    • @OK-yy6qz
      @OK-yy6qz 3 месяца назад +2

      And one of the main reasons why the Emperor is doing that is because he's powered by the Belief of Quintillions of Plebs. Bile is not

    • @Erdwick
      @Erdwick 14 дней назад +2

      Or Slaanesh allowed him to "defy" it so that he will keep going down his mad obession fuelling Slaanesh in denial. Chaos seems to love in denial or resistant vessels like Abaddon and Archaon to Ahriman due to its very nature

  • @Ranatosk
    @Ranatosk 6 месяцев назад +43

    "Gods are for the weak, I am not weak."
    The Questor nodded expectively. "No."

  • @Frosty4427
    @Frosty4427 7 месяцев назад +43

    It's very impressive that he was able to look up at the visage of one of the four most powerful warp entities and still hold onto the truth, even if it took a ton of drugs to do it.

  • @Observer29830
    @Observer29830 7 месяцев назад +44

    Yes, Fabius Bile, your armor is Contempt.

  • @solortus
    @solortus 7 месяцев назад +93

    Fabius looks at slaanesh:
    You're not real 🗿

  • @SupersaiyanChristian
    @SupersaiyanChristian 7 месяцев назад +67

    There are some great voice actors out there re-enacting 40k moments or reading lore. I have only just discovered you, and you EASILY rank among the greats. Keep up the amazing work!

    • @RufusJuice
      @RufusJuice  7 месяцев назад +5

      Thank you very much for the kind words battle brother 🙏🏻

  • @janherby4175
    @janherby4175 7 месяцев назад +81

    Proof that percs and coke are more powerful than god

  • @v10l3t40
    @v10l3t40 7 месяцев назад +20

    The fact Fabius was panicking, the voice acting is so good

  • @TheCorrodedMan
    @TheCorrodedMan 6 месяцев назад +18

    “I am a God, foolish mortal! And I will not be-“
    (Is beaten to shit by facts and logic.)

  • @multigatawny5204
    @multigatawny5204 4 месяца назад +36

    *literal physical manifestation of one of Chaos Gods themselves appear in front of Fabius*
    "Gods are cringe and not real"
    *Proceeds to OD on stimulants and sedatives mix injected by hiw armor modifications because the mere sight of Slaneesh before him completely overloaded his body and brain*
    Based

    • @jayadevs281
      @jayadevs281 4 месяца назад +2

      He's still under the control of slaneesh, he just doesn't know it

    • @Ravil322
      @Ravil322 18 дней назад

      ​@@jayadevs281not really, even demons cant do much to him

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 4 месяца назад +9

    "I am the Goddess of excess, seducti-"
    "NUH UH"

  • @warrenweaver6664
    @warrenweaver6664 7 месяцев назад +24

    I always liked Fabius Bile thought he was always a neat character.

    • @kirgan1000
      @kirgan1000 2 месяца назад

      He was so boring in third? ed, then he was introduced, but he have become a badass, only second to the Emperor.

  • @TheOuroboros84
    @TheOuroboros84 7 месяцев назад +3

    Out of all the range of old character models from the chaos range OG Bile has always been my favorite. Glad to see he is even better a character on paper. Dude looks at Slaanesh in the face and said "nah, aim good fam"

  • @zoharborage6609
    @zoharborage6609 5 месяцев назад +5

    He still fell to the chaos god later. But very good effort on his part.

  • @josuealbertoayala4472
    @josuealbertoayala4472 Месяц назад +1

    Yooo
    Fabius just saying “ I never heard about you” after she explained who she was is the funniest response to Slannesh

  • @leftyleftwing968
    @leftyleftwing968 8 месяцев назад +6

    This is the same Background music as it was in the Lorgar-Video ... sounds great !!

  • @Rixxrap
    @Rixxrap 7 месяцев назад +5

    "Lol", Said Fabius Bile. "Lmao".

  • @JonMacmahon
    @JonMacmahon 6 дней назад

    I think the emperor would be quite fuckin pleased

  • @gerardotejada2531
    @gerardotejada2531 3 месяца назад +1

    The only Chaos man I can respect.

  • @jeffkais
    @jeffkais 4 месяца назад +1

    "of course you have" that's how Slaneesh sounds in my head😂

  • @dravendfr
    @dravendfr 4 месяца назад +7

    “A collection of eternal moments, one bleeding into the next, with infinite slowness.”
    I had a dream where I saw a depiction and I got sucked into the smallest detail, consumed by the vast impossibility of it all, it was so overwhelming that I forced myself awake. I got up sweating and trembling, like I was subjected to an electric chair. I wasn’t completely awake when I woke up, so every time I’d close my eyes it would be there waiting. I had to stay awake until I KNEW what I’d find in my dreams WASN’T THAT. That dream is easily the most overwhelming feeling of my life and that description Slaanesh gave in the video sounds somewhat like what I experienced ramped up to 11. I couldn’t fathom ever wanting to experience that, let alone what I dealt with at ANY point again. God can keep his power and infinite gaze, I want no part encroaching upon it.

  • @Zeromegas
    @Zeromegas 7 месяцев назад +16

    Fabulous Bill is the True Champion of Slannesh instead of Lucius the Cheaper

  • @harveyskittles
    @harveyskittles 3 месяца назад

    Oh wow........................................
    .........................................................................................................................................................
    We need more of this shit 😅🎉 where can I find the full version 😅😢

  • @Kristian.B.Kristiansen
    @Kristian.B.Kristiansen 7 месяцев назад +6

    Never forget. Fabious sold his soul to Slaanesh at the end of this very Trilogy.
    He lies about not believing.

    • @Frostknight231
      @Frostknight231 22 дня назад

      Did he give in or was he just a hypocrite

  • @derpanzermacher9094
    @derpanzermacher9094 7 месяцев назад +5

    Fabius on space coke can still outperform and outclass the corpse Emperor and his lackeys

    • @nickbilske8140
      @nickbilske8140 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fabius is closer to the emperors ideal than most

  • @matrixtrollmarine
    @matrixtrollmarine 3 месяца назад

    Fabius bile? More like cojones bile.. there wouldn't be enough marbles if we ever to raise his statue

  • @shovelenthusiast7389
    @shovelenthusiast7389 4 месяца назад +1

    Fabius Bile, the only traitor I can respect

  • @justwannabehappy6735
    @justwannabehappy6735 6 месяцев назад +2

    Was it ever confirmed that the Quaestor is actually Slaanesh ? I would gave thought it was actually a daemon of Slaanesh.

    • @kirgan1000
      @kirgan1000 2 месяца назад

      It must be a "ordinary" daemon of Slaanesh, the whole fucking sky that look like a face was Slaanesh.

  • @vincentrees4970
    @vincentrees4970 2 месяца назад

    Burialgoods version was magnificent but this is probably more realistic. I doubt having an actual God, whether you believe in it or not, staring into your soul would be "just" a heart failure. 😬

  • @supertensaibishoujo
    @supertensaibishoujo 2 месяца назад

    bruh need the music name asap

  • @cadaga920
    @cadaga920 5 месяцев назад +1

    what's the music?

  • @enrique5795
    @enrique5795 Месяц назад

    Im Fabius team

  • @SAwfulEPM
    @SAwfulEPM 3 месяца назад

    What, after all, could be a more perfectly excessive dedication to one's beliefs?

  • @beetle149
    @beetle149 4 месяца назад

    PATER MUTATIS
    THE ONLY TRUE LIVING GOD

  • @andrewpandrew7786
    @andrewpandrew7786 3 месяца назад

    Burial goods did it first and better

  • @Aderptus_Mechanicus
    @Aderptus_Mechanicus 5 месяцев назад

    I really love your voices but I feel the action and narrative you skipped over here lost a bit of the oomph this scene provides