50 Hilarious "Mortal Kombat X" Intro Dialogues
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- Опубликовано: 19 апр 2017
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Welcome to Next of Ken and today, we're counting down 50 Hilarious "Mortal Kombat X" Intro Dialogues. You can tell the Mortal Kombat video game creators had way too much making these. Sometimes they explored the characters backstory/lore and sometimes it was some serious trash talking. Either way, it was one of the most welcome features of the game and here's our tribute to the funniest of the funny intro dialogues of MKX.
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Can we expect this for Mortal Kombat 11 as well?
No Johnny Cage responding to Kano about being thrown off a bridge
Funniest intro made me laugh
I am dying laughing now
*FATALITY*
All these real
Ermac: we are many
double: we are many more
Ermac: wE aRe MaNy MoRe PlUs InFiNiTy MoRe No TaKe BaCkS
When I first heard this,I was like WTF?!
same
LMAO, I THOUGHT YOU MADE IT UP
Can't believe that's real
😂
"Is something wrong?"
"I'm seeing double!"
"You're drunk, go back to sleep!"
So funny
No joke
6:16
A classic 🤣
I like that he’s so drunk that he dosnt care that he’s fighting himself
Takeda: “Let’s not do this.”
Jacqui: “Don’t want to wrestle me to the ground?”
Takeda: “Okay, let’s do this.”😂
Takeda, always knowing his priorities....
Oh shit that sounds wrong
HorrorBaguette t-that’s the j o k e
Hot
Me: ohh myy
"We mustn't fight."
"I'm afraid we must."
"You were my only friend."
R.I.P
man, hes lonely
Okay that was kinda sad ):
Somehow I was just at this part when I saw this
I thought they were cousins 😂
""don't talk to me, ever."
"what? i just said your dad's kind of hot."
"Stop it!"
ANU START a
Sounds more like "STAAHP IT!"
300th like
6:16
Lol
5:21
Milena: *Repulsive human*
Johnny: *sleeping with Barakas are Repulsive*
Milena: *wHo ToLd yUo tHiS* ?!
Kitana: *just telling the truth*
You copycat 😲😲😤😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😐😑 oh you're dead
The best 1 imo
@@scorpion5302 says the guy who used 12 emojis in his comment
Baraka
"Sleeping with BARAKA is repulsive"
Cassie: Don't speak to me ever.
Jacqui: I just said "your dad's kinda hot-"
Cassie: sTOP IT-
I mean it did put a smile on my face .
xD
4:00
cage match
fbi is coming for ya, jac
3:13
Ermac: "We are many."
Also Ermac: "We are many more."
Ermac again: *"WEAREMANYMOREBUTINFINITYTIMESINFINITYNOTAKEBACKS."*
Ripjaw Animations he is literally just quoting something from the video how is that copying?
@@NitroMemes he is just quoting he ain't stealing
Sounds like ermac took eminem's soul when he was in elementary school
Top 5 Kombatabts Eminem is afraid to diss
@@chicswag4657 yes
Kenshi: A showdown, like in your films?
Johnny: Did you like them?
Kenshi: Blindess has its benefits
ROASTEEEEEEEEED
SuckYourOwnBlood 😂😂😂
SuckYourOwnBlood One of his Dope Line ever 😂😂😂
SuckYourOwnBlood lol
What about this
Kenshi: you thugs are all alike
Triborg: you haven’t seen anything like me
Kenshi: Oh i get it cuz am blind
4:34
Thats why kenshi is my main
right?! I laughed so hard
Takeda: I never considered you an enemy
Kitana: I never considered you at all
Takeda: Now that's just hurtful
Is your pfp from Green Day? It looks familiar.
@@Memer-ij6rq you got it!
Green Day - American Idiot
3 years but Cassie saying
"Oh YoU LiKe ThE TaStY FiSh Ya FoR Sure"
Still gets me
Me too
I’m not a native speaker so I never got what she meant. Can smb please explain?
@@chiakiyuda1279 It was a reference to Swedish Fish, a popular gummy/gelatin candy.
@@EclecticallyEccentric My first thought was Surströmming, even if that is the opposite of tasty.
"Your mind powers."
"What of them?"
"Exactly." Damn, Reptile throwing some SHADE!
I still dont get that one
Reptile's saying that Kenshi's powers are irrelevant
@@nerothewateruser8030 bold, considering he got spanked by Takeda while invisible
No, Johnny throws shade. It costs him 500 per toss.
It's want, i think.
*"We mustn't fight!"*
*"I'm afraid, we must."*
*"You are my only friend."*
Qua Chi is forever alone
That Because He ALWAYS Betrayed Them....
#GetQuanChiSomeFriends
Thats so sad
just like me ha ha uh im sad
"You were my only friend" Past tense.
KungLao: I have no quarrel with u.
Reptile: I will tear ur flesh.
KungLao: I now have a quarrel with u.
GETS ME EVERYTIME 😂😂😂
It's a mood
This intro played when I read this 😂
Hahaha
@AJ Martinez Did that make you feel stronger? More manly maybe?
AJ Martinez yikes
"Mileena"
*"SisTEr's BoYFriEnD"*
"Insane as always"
The way she says it tho im dying🤣😂
I m dyinggg 😄😄
4:07
Johnny: 50 bucks says I win
Raiden: I do not wager money
Johnny: Then I get to wear your hat :(
Kung Lao hat vs Raiden hat vs Ashrah hat
vs Erron hat
@@RT42069 I'd call dibs on Erron hat, but considering where it's been in Outworld, I shudder to imagine the smell.
@@RT42069 😏
*OOO YA LIKE DA TASTY FISH JA FURSURE*
I almost died from laughing at that scene
Lmao
It's Me LMFAO
家電KadenTheBlackYato same lmfao
DAMN IT I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT!!
"we are many"
"we are many more"
mortal_kombat.exe has stopped working
"We are many more times infinity no takebacks."
Damn...I knew it would Krash!
IIRaindropz haha
"WeAreManyMorePlusInfinityTimesInfinityNoPaybacks."
j man 😂😂😂
“Blindness has its benefits.” - Kenshi when talking about Cage’s movies
Correct
You were my only friend.
Since when Mortal Kombat become so relatable?
Poor Quan Chi. Forever alone. He may be evil but all he needs is a friend.
This line is so sad that it’s funny
You forgot a good one
Quan Chi: I pity you, sightless one.
Kenshi: And you, hairless rat.
Quan Chi: Spend time with Mr.Cage lately?
Wait, these are real?
@@jarredcrowell5696 Yes, believe him! Kenshi really calls Quan Chi a Hairless Rat.
Jesus that is the best one
And the funny thing is, yes, Kenshi did spend a bit of time with Special Forces.
“And I you hairless rat”
6:43
"Hey 'Mac."
"We will end you."
"'We'? Is your mother joining us?
still my favorite to this day
Lol true
Me too 😂
Who said that.
@@Sparky-dr1ii Johnny Cage said that
"Gonna stab you with my....knife." *raises eyebrows*
"That's not a knife."
"I got you to say it!"
My favourite one
I didn’t get that lol
@@maskedknee5653 It's something Crocodile Dundee said, hence the excitement at getting Kano, an australian, to say, "That's not a knife."
Takeda, you're my fav now.
Ya, that references a scene from Crocodile Dundee
"I have no quarrel with you"
"I will tear your flesh"
"I now have a quarrel with you"
"Please close your mouth"
"I will not be silenced"
"That is not what I mean"
LMAO.
What does he mean ?
@@alexanderdragonheart2036 gobble gobble
Rudy's Hot I’m still confused.
Alexander Dragonheart her mouth ugly
So he doesn’t care if she makes noise as long as her mouth is closed ? Weird.
You forgot:
*Takeda:* "I've never considered you an enemy"
*Kitana:* "I've never considered you at all".
I love that line
CidGuerreiro1234 He also forgot about Shinnok.
*Johnny Cage* "Grandpa"
*Shinnok* "I'll rip your insolent tongue fr--"
*Johnny Cage* "Yeah yeah shut up"
He forgot about:
*Johnny*: Hey baby..
*Sonya*: You're such an ass!
*Johnny*: And you like it!
@@blxxdsucca7753
Johnny: talk to me
Sonya: that would mean you'd have to keep quiet
Johnny: yeah, you're right, never mind
I laughed so hard when I heard that. And I never laugh.
“Repulsive human”
“Sleeping with Baraka’s repulsive”
“WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!”
LMAOOO
She never denied it
Well i mean she looks better in this game...keep the mask on and even id consider it
@@nova_blade1530 excluding the big ass jaws on the side of her face, she's basically a women with sharp teeth. I'd tap it
@@nova_blade1530 I would with even with the mask off just as long as she doesn't go down there
"WHat hE's JuST A frIeNd"
"You tottaly slept with him didn't you"
LMAO 😂😂👌
Lol
6:19
Why*
I like how she talks like a real woman Even if she talks elegent like
She broke character on that last line 😂
That Ermac one killed me 😂
Straight Edge Savior fff
We are many and ggfrgjfgjkgjkdkkjdjgjdjkgjkfkgfkgkfkgkgkfkg
Straight Edge Savior hey mac
we are many more plus infinity times infinity no take backs
Lost thanks for that I didn't catch what he said!?
7:08
Probably one of very few instances where Johnny Cage was the one who was indeed roasted. My favorite pre-match dialogue thus far.
4:47 too
0:53
Never thought I would hear Liu Kang cuss in my entire life XD
That's not Liu Kang's dialogue. He actually says 'Your arrogance is matched only by your ignorance'. Or it's a beta dialogue?
@@marcosseverini5297 it's his dialogue, I've heard him say it before lol
@@marcosseverini5297 ya I litterly just heard him do it I tried it out since I was already playing mkx also I think that's someone elses dialogue
@@razoreniye2038 I’m from this game but hi
And it's also totally put of place! They are just talking about their fighting styles!
Johnny:Hey, Mac
Ermac:WE WILL END YOU!
Johnny:We? Is your mother joining us?
LMAO BEST 😂
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who airmac
KL: "I have no quarrel with you."
Reptile: "I will tear your flesh."
KL: "I now have a quarrel with you."
LMAO
"I have no quarrel with you"
"I will tear your felsh"
"I now have a quarrel with you"
This one is really simple yet so funny!
Martyr of Grenth who said this
For some reason i hear it the British robot voice thsy reads memes.
CrazyFlasher45 6:04 thank me later
Forgot one of the best:
Triborg: "I am Triborg, human."
Johnny: "More like Failborg."
Triborg: "Pun detected! *ERADICATE!* "
Dalek: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
6:20 That always gets me, Kitana just fan-girled out on herself LMAO
4:41 Mileena: "The failed actor."
Johnny Cage: "The failed experiment."
Stolen comment😂
Aw man that would’ve been a good roast
She was a success so...
The failed abortion
@@barbarabrown1648
She was a ugly mistake.
6:02 is so simple, yet so brilliant at the same time.
If someone threatens to tear your flesh, you now have a reason to quarrel
Shrimp3r JR I now have a quarrel with you
Shrimp3r JR I like 1:12’s simplicity
Shrimp3r JR my absolute favorite
Shrimp3r JR it’s a quote from some movie
"Your mind powers"
"What about them?"
"Exactly"
Damn....
I feel dumb can you explain
AG22 Reptile is saying his powers aren’t really that impressive
@@Lethal_Giggles ok, thank you
Leather face: *walks in*
Cage: what’s that on your *OoOOoH*
He figured it out
"My bullets cut through metal an bullshit" one of my favorite lol
5:37 mine too
EB: You sure we've never met before?
Kenshi: You're still alive right.
EB: Hmph, shame I have to put you down.
Agreed
EB: "Run back to Raiden"
BRC: "You expect me to run?"
EB: "With a stitch in your side and a bullet in your ass"
Such a good fucking game. lmao at all of these.
mijnisme ultimate mortal Kombat 3 is the best then Shaolin monks then mk9 then this. I love mkx it's mainly what I play on Xbox besides Tekken but I grew up with those and know what's real
Steven Jones Nostalgia is talking
Steven Jones if we talking best put together game then I agree on UMK3 but if we talking fight mechanics the MKX takes it by a long shot for obvious reasons
damn straight. Gonna play some online matches before Injustice 2 comes out.
Andrew Blossoms cage match
The characters had more personality and humour in MX than MXI
I know, in MK11 is just "remember this", "remember that", it's like they're not even fighting. I wish they stayed with the MKX-Injustice 2 formula
And the overall feel is better
Johnny: "Oh look, a robot"
Triborg: "Earthrealm's clown"
Johnny: "Is it mechanically possible to frick yourself?"
lmao
Anthony Walker well that’s why he said it to triborg and not a human
Johnny: Clowns are scarier than robots. Certified fact.
He said fuck actually...
Are you below the age of 12?
*Fuck*
Blade Ballet Productions no lol i tend to avoid swearing
"My favorite pupil."
"I bet you tell Lui Kang the same thing."
"Alright. I take it back."
"My favorite pupil."
"I bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing."
"With him I mean it."
FUCKING SAVAGE!!!
5:20
Mileena “Repulsive human.”
Johnny Cage “Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive.”
Mileena “WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!”
Jbo7 I always knew they had something goin on
And she is not denying it at all. She only asked him who told him that
Milraka is the only MK ship I know, worthy of being canon... aside from the already-established canons, of course.
**Meanwhile, in Mileena's bedroom a certain Reptile is lurking.**
:P
Syzoth...
6:16 when you see your ex picture on Instagram
When you see yourself
Abd Mobashir honestly pretty much
underrated comment
And then you comment: 5:06
I love how Johnny is always making movie references ESPECIALLY his own
“Don’t you owe me some sunglasses?”
Same with the punching in the balls 😂
Left out my favorite one:
Johnny Cage: "Kenshi, is it true?"
Kenshi: "Is what true?"
Johnny Cage: "Are your nuts truly numb?"
locutus442 *YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!* 😎
OHH SHHIITT
Hah GEEEEEY
Mileena: Repulsive human!
Johnny Cage: Sleeping with Baraka is Repulsive!
Mileena: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?
😂😂🤣🤣
Hilarious. I died...
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol that’s what happened in Barackas mk Armageddon ending
Lol Johnny Cage: So its True?! Lmao
Kano: sorry love nothing personal
Katana: what you will not do for money
Kano: I’ll do you for free
I’m dead 😂😂
I can't tell if that's sexual or not?
0:05
Leather face: pulls out chainsaw
Johnny cage: What’s that on your face?
Also Johnny cage: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
Leather face should’ve said: Pretty lady huh.
Leather face doesn't speak ( for no reason )
@Nin ko No, its just that they didnt make any DLC characters speak in mkX
@@abhabh6896 The background on Leatherface is that he's developmentally challenged and deformed. Combine that with being raised by inbred cannibalistic lunatics, and you get one fucked-up creature.
That would have been worse
@Ninko Well .... in the movie, he got shot in the *mouth*
"Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive"
Johnny Cage is the master of roasts
"You were my only friend"-Quan chi 2017 (*sad violin earrape intensifies*)
This comment deserves more attention!
I find it funny because it's true.
"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME I MADE MY MISTAKES!"
"HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND "
" SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY TAKEN ONE DOWN!"
"ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER YOU'LL COULD EVER DO!
" ALLLLLLL BYYYYY MY SELLFF "
Take your pick
“lets not do this”
“don’t wanna wrestle me to the ground”
“okay, lets do this”
thats kind of.. weird.
It’s kinky for them.
They're dating lol
5:36 your toys don’t harm me
ITS HIGH NOON
I was wondering when i'd see something that could be overwatch related lmao
6:12 That reference was hilarious 😆
Yop
In fact it was so hilarious that if you pit terminator against baraka he will say
Baraka:”WHAT DID CAGE TEACH YOU TO CALL ME?”
Terminator:”An ugly motherfucka.”
Baraka: “I WILL EAT HIM ALIVE!!!”
Umm gacha is shit
kai it’s his opinion so shut the fuck up
@@nebula5371 Umm gacha is shit
When Cassie cage roasts sektor "ooooh u like da tasty fish ya" I bursted XD
I am Swedish and only sound slightly like that... xD
It was more of a sarcastic Minnesotan accent
Benjamin Yost Actually :)
I don't know if Swedes sound like that or not
Sega's Harley Quinn listens to pewdiepie😑 that simple COMMON SENSE or if you don’t have that just search it😫
5:45 She's the one to talk!
Not in this case no.
If it was mk9 mileena then yeah.
The only turn off is the teeth
the teeth make it better
The teeth add a bit of personality. Plus, the adrenaline of having them so close to your privates makes sitting and enjoying quite exciting.
6:26
I always loved how Kitana broke her etiquette JUST to say that
Erron 1: hey handsome
Erron 2: I am you, idiot.
Erron 1: I'm no longer amused.
it's I'm flattered not handsome
Deirel0 haha
3:12 One of the most memorable intro
We are many
We are many more
We are many more times infinity times infinity no take backs😂😂😂
3:26
When I take my schizophrenia pills
5:02
Bo Rai Cho: Your comments were very hurtful
Johnny Cage: Look, I’m sorry.
Bo Rai Cho: You degrade both me and pregnant whales
O! M! G! I! CAN’T! BREATHE!😂😂😂😂😂
Johnny:16
Cassie:7
Both:1
The fact that 1 character gets 34% of the whole list, and 2 of them get 48%, is proof why both of them are awesome.
Plus they got the top 5 all to themselves.
Nice calculating there, Shala.
Thanks
I can't stand Cassie but Johnny is amazing
Johnny Cage is just a funny guy. His daughter should be no different.
like father like daughter.
"You degrade me and pregnant whales" 😂😂😂😂
“Repulsive human
“Sleeping with Baraka,repulsive?
“Who told you this?!”
Gets me every time LOL
Me too
Cage: gonna test jin
Jin:gonna give me an A++
Cage:or be flat on your a s s
I wheeze at that
7:18 had me on the floor not breathing 😂😂
Jeremiah Yarbrough we don’t talk like that
Me to
The ChristianCrusader *Oo YoU lIkE ThE tAsTy FiSh yA FuR SUrE*
I'm swedish and I'm offended by this game
5:00 is the best.
"You degrade both me and pregnant whales!"
I did not get this. Can you explain?
@@talhayamin9311
Simple. Johnny Cage, offscreen, insulted Bo Rai'Cho's weight by comparing him to a pregnant whale.
I thought he said males the first time
"we mustn't fight"
"im afraid we must"
"you were my only friend"
that shit hit me on a whole new level
Ermac1: we are many
Ermac2: we are many more
Ermac1: we are many more plus infinity times infinity no paybacks 3:12
THANK YOU ive always woundered what ermac says and all the comments just talk about kung lao and repiles convo smh
Brotaku oppai-senpai ! No take backs at the end yw-
6:12 #9 it's to much😂😂💀💀
@Alize Duran The reference that's to much 😂😂😂😂
@@kaedejenkinson5268 *ugly
ForkKnife Virgin ahaha um yeah I know I just said it like that lool
Ricardo Contreras but is he wrong? 😂😂
@@MegumiCiBear hell no he ain't 😂
the ermac one is the best
The Dark Derp fucking lost it when i heard that
now I need to go into the game and legit see if that's a thing or just editing.
yeah it's a good game definitely gonna pick up injustice 2 when it drops
MMM looking forward to playing as Scarecrow and Captain Cold in that one. captain cold mostly because I like the idea of controlling ice. probably why I like playing as sub zero in MKX.
The Dark Derp true
Bo Rai Cho: “My favorite pupil!”
Lui Kang: “I’ll Bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing.”
Bo Rai Cho: “With him I mean it.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥
“I'm being harassed by a toaster”
I am dead,and i am laughing
My fav:
Bo rai cho “your comments were hurtful”
Johnny cage “look I’m sorry”
Bo rai cho “you disgrace me and pregnant whales”
SexyBeast 9000 I really don’t get it. Can you explain? Lol
Ash Lucero pretty much Johnny cage called him a pregnant whale
Bo rai cho- Do not joke about my weight.
Johnny cage- Then stop trying to eat EVERYTHING!
Bo rai cho- Yes...the fault is clearly mine
SexyBeast 9000 thought he said “Males” lmfao
XDDDD
Reptile : Your mind powers..
Kenshi : What of them?
Reptile: Exactly!
lol my favorite
DeathFor i font get tht 1 bro
DeathFor me neither
Meaning regardless of his mind powers Reptile is still going to beat his butt. "what of them?" (who cares)
No Reptile means that his mind powers does not work on him when he says" your mind powers" kenshi should know what he is thinking but he doesn't
lol i've been playing kenshi forever and i could never make out what they were saying till I saw this.
2:37
Jax: "I’m locked and loaded!"
Reptile: "Only cowards use firearms."
Jax: "But spittin’ on people’s okay?"
LOL
Jax got quite savage there
"Save the future! Avoid Liu Kang!"
"Why? He's just a... friend!"
_"You totally slept with him, didn't 'cha?"_
_"It's game over, man!"_
Perfect, just perfect.
(If you didnt know)thats a reference to the alien movie
@@akemi8633 I know.
Love it
WERE FUCKING DONE ITS GAME OVER MAN ITS JUST GAME OVER MAN
SERN perfect way to describe perfect lol😂😊👍🏻!!!
"I'm going to cut you with my knife"
"THATS NOT A KNOIFE"
"Got you to say it"
10/10
Mileena: "the failed actor"
funny weren't you supposed to pretend to be Kitana but failed???
In the old timeline, yes.
3:12 my favorite
Jax: I'm locked and loaded.
Reptile: Only cowards use firearms.
Jax: But spittin' on people is okay?
He's a street who're now
.
Lol
LMAO
It sounds like Carl Weathers to me or is still Michael Jackson White ?
Awwww you missed out some of my favorites
Takeda: I can read your thoughts
Mileena: I am not of earthrealm, you cannot
Takeda: I knew you were going to say that
Shinnok: prove your worth
Reptile: you will remember my sting
Shinnok: I've already forgotten your name
Jacquie Briggs: I really don't like you
Erron Black: I really don't care
Jacquie Briggs: as long as we're straight on that
Sonya Blade: any last words?
Ermac: we will destroy you
Sonya Blade: all those souls and THATS the best you've got?
Takeda: I never considered you an enemy
Kitana: I never considered you at all
Takeda: now that's just hurtful
Kenshi: the friendless wanderer
Erron Black: at least I don't take orders from a woman
Kenshi: which century are you from?
Kenshi: mine is called sento, what is yours called?
Leatherface: ROOOOOAAAAAR!!!!!
Kenshi: a word of advice?
Cassie Cage: alright but you never listen
Kenshi: I MEANT...never mind
Kenshi: your voice is somewhat annoying
Ferra/Torr: Ferra cut ears off
Kenshi: well that's...considerate
Kenshi: I know you're there
Kung Jin: well then I guess I won't be quiet
Kenshi: are you ever
Kung Jin: what am I thinking?
Takeda: you were thinking!?
Kung Jin: funny...real funny
Quan Chi: I pity you sightless one
Kenshi: and I you, hairless rat
Quan Chi: spent time with mr Cage reacently?
Takeda: scorpion talked about you on day one
Sub Zero: he should have taught you how to defeat me
Takeda: that was day two
Takeda: a chance to fight the idiot twins
Ferra/Torr: were not twins
Takeda: exactly
Takeda: D'Vorah, how are the kids?
D'Vorah: my children hunger for you
Takeda: they can't have everything
Takeda 1: What's going on?
Takeda 2: You're talking to yourself.
Takeda 1: Fuckshit crazy, got it.
Sonya: Mr. Briggs.
Jax: Mrs. Cage.
Sonya: You'll pay for that one.
Sonya: Why no female Lin Kuei?
Sub-Zero: There are. Frost, she's among them.
Sonya: I'll kick her ass next.
Jax: The hell's going on here?
Ferra/Torr: Ferra/Torr want you eyes!
Jax: You'll get my foot in your ass!
Kung Jin 1: A doppelganger?
Kung Jin 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Kung Jin 1: 12 years old, apparently.
Erron Black: What ill wind blew you here?
Johnny Cage: You said "blew".
Erron Black: Shut up.
Erron Black: Girls with guns? Always hot.
Sonya: I'll shove 'em up your ass and fire.
Erron Black: _Almost_ always hot...
Bo Rai Cho: Do not joke about my weight!
Johnny Cage: Well, maybe stop eating EVERYTHING!
Bo Rai Cho: Yes, the fault is clearly mine.
Triborg: I am Triborg, human.
Johnny Cage: More like Failborg.
Triborg: Pun detected. Eradicate.
(I apologize if most of these weren't that funny or if they've been heard too much...)
Q. McHale as long as Takeda is in one of them it's ok
Takeda: Either way, Takeda wins.
Kaedynla Nothing MaximilianDOOD fan, eh?
Robert Curley lmfao I'm dead hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Kung Jin: D’Vorah!
D’Vorah: As you Suffer we will Joy!
Kung Jin: As you Talk we Punch your Face!!
*DESTRUCTION 100*
2:21 When my teacher tells me to take off my hoodie.
"My bullet cut throught metal, and bullshit" Im dying!!!
Owen Shaw that's my notification tone. Lol
Jonathane20012 Same XD
3:12 is my favorite
UmarsCookingKari is that one real? LMFAO
UmarsCookingKari MINE IS TOO
UmarsCookingKari
Stephonidas what do you mean “is it real” what is it suppose to be not real?
Kookie Bear you have to slow the video down in order to understand it
Johnny: “hey Mac”
Ermac: “We will end you”
Johnny: “ ‘We’? Is your mother joining us?”
🤣🤣🤣
Triborg, what's that, swedish?
A humanoid #### unimportant
Oh, you like tasty fish ah for sure.
Dear God I'm coughing up my lungs
He actually said "my human origins are unimportant"
7:23 THE WAY SHE SAYS IT LIKE THAT MADE PUKE OUT MY ENTIRE VOCAL CHORDS :(
(not really)
Did bo rai cho make you drink his beer
Best one EVER:
"Game over, man!"
RIP Bill Paxton
"KKKKKKKKKKKKKKUYYYYYTTY56Y677UUYYYYYYYHHHHHHHHHH"
6:36
Poor dude to all 3 great sci-fi killers: Xenomorph,Predator and Terminator
Mileena: Repulsive human.
Johnny: Sleeping with Baraka is...repulsive
Mileenia: *Who told you this?!*
At 5:17
now i can't get that image of Mileena and Baraka doing it out my head --
Sounds like she did to me.
Big oof
she's not denying it so...
Wyn Weeardo0 I tried and can’t get past how loud and gross tongue kissing had to of been. 🤢
4:52 was the only one that actually made me laugh😂😂
AND ALSO THE LAST ONE LMAO
Yes
85% Cage family
10%Kung lao and bo rai chao
5% other
Swavaa you forgot 20% triborg and mileena
Ermac: We are many!
Johnny Cage: There can be only one!
Quan Chi's was the best.
"We must not fight."
"I'm afraid we must."
"You were my only friend."
It's also kind of sad because he's saying that he has no friends.
more like pathetic
THE DOLTISH CELVESTIAN I wouldn't be talking cuz u look like a 15 yr old and your playing Roblox.
bro leave me alone I have no beef with you and people are 20 and still play roblox its not just for 4 year olds you know they even used to allow sex games on it
THE DOLTISH CELVESTIAN Roblox isn't for 20 yr olds. Its for kids. But people like u who have no life use it for sex cuz u don't go outside and u have no life.
6:15 had me rolling 😭😭😂😂