MK 11 - Most Savage Roasts & Insults Intro Dialogues ( Mortal Kombat 11 )

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @JazzyRiot79
    @JazzyRiot79 5 лет назад +3313

    Erron Black Vs. Erron Black is the literal representation of "you've yee'd your last haw partner"

    • @blackrabbit2282
      @blackrabbit2282 5 лет назад +39

      A missed opportunity!😂

    • @johnthicc9837
      @johnthicc9837 5 лет назад +10

      @Matthew W Jr. Hasch r/wooooosh

    • @toots3877
      @toots3877 5 лет назад +6

      Alexander Friehs r/ihavereddit

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 5 лет назад +3

      Where’s the lie, though?

    • @toots3877
      @toots3877 5 лет назад +5

      Matthew W Jr. Hasch I was taking your side, but okay..

  • @akayysworld
    @akayysworld 5 лет назад +4913

    "Can I say it, just once?"
    "Only if you wish to suffer."
    "Ni-"

  • @kimbernetikiberneti
    @kimbernetikiberneti 5 лет назад +3388

    Frost and Bi-Han in a nutshell
    Frost: (Flatters)
    Bi-Han: (Roasts her)
    Frost: Aight I'll take that back

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад +44

      XD

    • @cameronwallace2300
      @cameronwallace2300 5 лет назад +27

      Haha so accurate 😂

    • @viperneon
      @viperneon 5 лет назад +99

      Kimberneti Kiberneti “I would not allow female Lin Kuei”

    • @LittleLightIsaOnce
      @LittleLightIsaOnce 5 лет назад +26

      @@viperneon that one is gold

    • @midwestairway
      @midwestairway 5 лет назад +73

      frost is such an edgy bitch, makes you want to finger her aggressively lol

  • @ParzivalZV
    @ParzivalZV 5 лет назад +612

    Cetrion: *”Your lack of faith disturbes me”*
    Darth Vader: Nice, Real Nice

    • @TheMemeSchemer
      @TheMemeSchemer 4 года назад +24

      But in all seriousness, they *need* to add Vader mortal kombat!

    • @dominicgorriceta6487
      @dominicgorriceta6487 4 года назад +7

      The Meme Scheme Oh good, so everyone will suffer force choke ffs

    • @willsedanojr1059
      @willsedanojr1059 3 года назад +4

      @@TheMemeSchemer i think darth maul, savage opress, or darth sidious would be great additions.

    • @4x6_thats_me
      @4x6_thats_me 2 года назад +5

      @@willsedanojr1059
      They would be fine additions to our Kollection, indeed ...

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 года назад

      Gotta love it

  • @m.niggington3229
    @m.niggington3229 5 лет назад +3648

    2:12
    “Liu Kang is committed to me”
    “I actually prefer his friend”
    “Kung Lao is not in our league”
    Kung Lao isn’t even there and he’s getting roasted.
    This is even funnier knowing the story mode

    • @eren34558
      @eren34558 5 лет назад +58

      Here's a question...how do we know it's Kung Lao? For all we know, it could actually be Jax. Or Scorpion. Or Sub-Zero.

    • @SomeRamdomAhole
      @SomeRamdomAhole 5 лет назад +171

      @@eren34558 are you stupid ?

    • @PyroInferno110
      @PyroInferno110 5 лет назад +73

      @@SomeRamdomAhole LMAOOOOOO i found this comment too funny after what he just said LMAOOOOOOO

    • @riverofblood4362
      @riverofblood4362 5 лет назад +40

      M. Niggington Liu Kang is too cliché, I prefer Kung Lao, he is somehow an anti-hero, not as flat as Liu Kang, and not as cocky as Shao Khan.

    • @listenupyoulittleshit4568
      @listenupyoulittleshit4568 5 лет назад +3

      Eren Denburg Niederhoffer are you on drugs buddy?

  • @raccoonofmotivation20
    @raccoonofmotivation20 5 лет назад +2466

    Everyone else: roasts someone else
    Aaron black: roasts himself like 4 times

  • @saadqureshi4291
    @saadqureshi4291 5 лет назад +2138

    The best roast was:
    Shao kahn: Serve me and conquer all realms
    Saibot: Name one realm you control

  • @morganperricone1160
    @morganperricone1160 5 лет назад +1078

    3:14 Sonya: “In the future we carry tiny TVs with us?”
    Cassy: “Welcome to the digital age”
    Sonya: “More like the distracted age”
    Cassy: “ok boomer”

    • @anshuchoudhary5081
      @anshuchoudhary5081 4 года назад +56

      I mean, Sonya is not wrong.

    • @yom0mma214
      @yom0mma214 3 года назад +24

      @iisnxwy. Eron Black probably thinks Abraham Lincoln is still president

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 года назад +6

      Meanwhile, in her own age there were Cyborg Ninjas

    • @RRaptor86
      @RRaptor86 3 года назад +12

      Ya gotta admit that Sonya’s not wrong. We are pretty distracted.

    • @dvdv7777
      @dvdv7777 2 года назад +4

      The boomer has a point there.

  • @Kurty1213
    @Kurty1213 5 лет назад +2125

    The best roast was from Noob Saibot to Shao Khan:
    - Serve me and conquer the realms
    - Name one realm you control

  • @Deymose
    @Deymose 5 лет назад +3314

    She should've said
    Cassie: Hey Elsa
    Frost: Why do people keep calling me that
    Cassie: You just gotta let it go

  • @potatoman5498
    @potatoman5498 5 лет назад +1376

    No one:
    Literally not a single soul:
    Kotal Kahn: *MMMMMMM SUNLIGHT*

    • @chronic.mp3961
      @chronic.mp3961 5 лет назад +3

      Cristali Animations LAKDPSKDODK

    • @Amber-lr3db
      @Amber-lr3db 5 лет назад +1

      Jade - RadioBunny Inc. i love this💀💀

    • @chronox0433
      @chronox0433 5 лет назад +6

      Taste the suuuun

    • @HomieBoney
      @HomieBoney 5 лет назад +14

      “I’ll fight you in a minute ninja from literal hell, I have to get my daily dose of vitamin D.”

    • @thatsabruhmoment6999
      @thatsabruhmoment6999 4 года назад +2

      *d e l i c i o u s*

  • @ShiningAndStarstruck
    @ShiningAndStarstruck 5 лет назад +324

    Noob 1: "who are you, ghost?"
    Noob 2: "he who shall not be names"
    Noob 1: "return to your deathly hollow"
    NOOB IS A POTTER HEAD! PRAISE BE!

    • @BIGGUY0683
      @BIGGUY0683 4 года назад +8

      He even looks like a Death Eater!

    • @novemBURRbby
      @novemBURRbby 3 года назад +3

      He looks like a Dementor 😂

    • @atnguyenquy1331
      @atnguyenquy1331 3 года назад +1

      @@BIGGUY0683 More like a Dementor

    • @samschmit7181
      @samschmit7181 3 года назад +2

      It make sense because Harry Potter and Mortal Kombat both belong to Warner Bros.

    • @Scorpion77EhkkH73W557F
      @Scorpion77EhkkH73W557F 2 года назад +2

      “YOUR A WIZARD BIHAN!”

  • @ermacmacro7136
    @ermacmacro7136 5 лет назад +1554

    I get the "shorter in person" reference.
    The voice actor for Shao Kahn is shorter than everyone else on the crew

    • @PyroInferno110
      @PyroInferno110 5 лет назад +72

      Lmaooooooooooooo

    • @ermacmacro7136
      @ermacmacro7136 5 лет назад +31

      @@PyroInferno110 Yep

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 5 лет назад +5

      Lool hahahaha

    • @alexwright5419
      @alexwright5419 5 лет назад +45

      Ermac Macro I think it’s the original actor from the first few games. Ike Amaldi is 6 feet tall

    • @MrRolyat98
      @MrRolyat98 5 лет назад +39

      The original actor from MKII was digitally enlarged to make him look more menacing in the game.

  • @hearten6
    @hearten6 5 лет назад +310

    Cetrion: I come in peace.
    Baraka: *You will leave in pieces*

    • @scottmiller1752
      @scottmiller1752 5 лет назад +7

      such a Dolph Lundgren line.

    • @winst7765
      @winst7765 5 лет назад +5

      That fact their VA’s are dating/engaged/married (I’m not sure at this point) is (darkly?) humorous

    • @Jay-jb2vr
      @Jay-jb2vr 5 лет назад

      @@winst7765 really??

    • @_______4379
      @_______4379 5 лет назад

      StateFarm Lmao😂😂😂😂

    • @winst7765
      @winst7765 5 лет назад

      Javontae Eaddy really

  • @ijp789
    @ijp789 5 лет назад +475

    Johnny cage: "im gonna live stream that"
    Briggs: "With what, 5 followers?"
    *OHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIT*

  • @alexiebmw
    @alexiebmw 5 лет назад +428

    8:00
    Johnny Cage: Sorry babe the name ain't working
    Cetrion: Cetrion embodies virtue and light
    Johnny Cage: Sounds like a damn insurance company

  • @qmchale5130
    @qmchale5130 5 лет назад +513

    Liu Kang: "You respect Kitana, yes?"
    Baraka: "But not her concubine, Liu Kang."
    Liu Kang: *"CONCUBINE?!"*
    Jade: "Earthrealm's women like you?"
    Johnny Cage: "Like? The word is worship."
    Jade: "They have no standards."

    • @novaseer
      @novaseer 5 лет назад +3

      The Liu and Baraka one is incredible. Shame it wasn't included.

  • @citizencj3389
    @citizencj3389 5 лет назад +1234

    Noob: "He who shall not be named"
    Noob: "Return to your Deathly Hallow"
    ...Harry Potter reference?

  • @SyntheticMew
    @SyntheticMew 5 лет назад +656

    *MOST EPIC SAVAGE ROAST*
    "I said look at me not you"

  • @cdgjustvids
    @cdgjustvids 5 лет назад +596

    5:01
    Cassie: "This your idea of flirting, Erron?"
    Erron: "Easy sugar, just bein friendly"
    Cassie: "This is me swiping left"
    Rejection 100

    • @doubleace11554
      @doubleace11554 4 года назад +8

      Candice Grantus she doesn't like the bag of heads

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +1

      Likes 100

    • @hmmm4989
      @hmmm4989 4 года назад

      i dont get it

    • @gravytrainn
      @gravytrainn 4 года назад +6

      @@hmmm4989 on most dating websites, you swipe left on the screen meaning you’re not Interested in them

    • @TheHerobrineKiller
      @TheHerobrineKiller 4 года назад

      Big oof

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 5 лет назад +593

    “Actors don’t leave marks on history.”
    “Ronald. Reagan.”
    “An exception to that rule.”
    Me: “he’s not wrong.”

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 5 лет назад +12

      @theFareulookinat actor turned President of the United States

    • @JuanJimenez-hs1de
      @JuanJimenez-hs1de 5 лет назад +16

      @theFareulookinat yikes you should know this

    • @GohnwithaG
      @GohnwithaG 5 лет назад +3

      @@JuanJimenez-hs1de not if he went to public school

    • @chapasproject
      @chapasproject 5 лет назад +11

      @theFareulookinat there was a joke about that in back to the future...
      Doc: Then tell me, future boy, who’s President of the United States in 1985?.....
      Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis(before you ask he was all so an actor 😄)?

    • @josee.martinez4958
      @josee.martinez4958 5 лет назад

      Lazy Eye Jones that’s were I learned this

  • @Dasalli100
    @Dasalli100 5 лет назад +3960

    Cassie made a Frozen reference too, bruh 😂

    • @Deymose
      @Deymose 5 лет назад +457

      She should've said
      Cassie: Hey Elsa
      Frost:Why do people keep calling me that
      Cassie:You just gotta "Let it go"

    • @manticore2726
      @manticore2726 5 лет назад +72

      @@Deymose you beat me to it.

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 лет назад +29

      *Dayum*

    • @baronwolfgang9977
      @baronwolfgang9977 5 лет назад +28

      *shows frost the box art*

    • @rohitgaikwad5258
      @rohitgaikwad5258 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978
    @nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978 5 лет назад +185

    "After MK9's fatalities and X-rays, there's no way it can get more brutal"
    MK11 Intros: hold my beer

  • @targetseeker
    @targetseeker 5 лет назад +234

    "why does EVERYONE call me that?" so somehow ghosts, ninjas, outworlders,golems, elder gods and titans have SEEN frozen?

    • @mr.waffals9670
      @mr.waffals9670 5 лет назад +15

      targetseeker yes

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 5 лет назад +50

      Do not underestimate the reach of The Mouse

    • @Tightseams
      @Tightseams 4 года назад +5

      Clearly earthrealm has frozen in the universe apparently

    • @chillpeachie420
      @chillpeachie420 4 года назад +7

      They all have movie nights and watched it

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 4 года назад +5

      Cassie has seen it at least

  • @primedember5249
    @primedember5249 5 лет назад +952

    "-Talk about throwing shade
    +I am Shinnok's wrath
    -Shinnok is my biiitch"
    That's why i love cassie.

  • @mynameishades2113
    @mynameishades2113 5 лет назад +2146

    Cassie has the best roasts. Good God!

  • @fanunion913
    @fanunion913 5 лет назад +499

    Frost: What do you see when you look at me?
    Jacqui: A cheap, second-gen knock off.
    Frost: I said look at me, not you.
    Holy crap, thanks for all the likes!!!

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 лет назад +80

      Yeah, Frost absolutely set Jacqui up with that one. Straight up savage.

    • @daldobaggins1219
      @daldobaggins1219 5 лет назад +50

      Basically just pulled the I know you are but what am I comeback

    • @SaviourSword995
      @SaviourSword995 5 лет назад +44

      Frost just burned her down and she is not fire type

    • @ANOnyme-tx2ts
      @ANOnyme-tx2ts 5 лет назад +6

      My second favorite one.

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 лет назад +6

      *Dayum bitch she savage af*

  • @Zer0Burn0
    @Zer0Burn0 5 лет назад +109

    8:08 "Sorry babe, the name ain't working."
    "Cetrion embodies virtue and light."
    "Sounds like a damn insurance company."
    It really does, though.

    • @lukassmith795
      @lukassmith795 3 года назад +13

      Cetrion: 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance

  • @vaughnalexander31
    @vaughnalexander31 5 лет назад +791

    Cassie : Getting awfully cuddly with Kitana
    Liu Kang : *Sweats*

    • @SarynPrime
      @SarynPrime 5 лет назад +39

      Me: if Kotal hears about this we are skrewed

    • @BlaCkStxR709
      @BlaCkStxR709 5 лет назад +1

      john paul songayab ur an idiot

    • @SarynPrime
      @SarynPrime 5 лет назад +11

      @@BlaCkStxR709 lol says the person who doesn't get the joke

    • @BlaCkStxR709
      @BlaCkStxR709 5 лет назад +2

      john paul songayab Kotal doesn’t care about liu and kitana he’s got Jade ur joke fell flat on its face

    • @BlaCkStxR709
      @BlaCkStxR709 5 лет назад

      john paul songayab Kotal doesn’t care about liu and kitana he’s got Jade ur joke fell flat on its face

  • @C1nematic24
    @C1nematic24 5 лет назад +701

    Did Johnny just say A-Aron??? I’m freaking done!! 😂😂

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 лет назад +79

      The Cage family have to best intros!

    • @midwntr
      @midwntr 5 лет назад +47

      I guess 😂😂😂, I only heard that from Key And Pleele

    • @boukharroubamabrouk6943
      @boukharroubamabrouk6943 5 лет назад +2

      I didn't get it ??

    • @SkarletBloodthirsty
      @SkarletBloodthirsty 5 лет назад

      @@boukharroubamabrouk6943 Maybe it's a reference to this: ruclips.net/video/y6rZfpSL1RQ/видео.html ? 🤷🏼‍♀

    • @minatozakisana2005
      @minatozakisana2005 5 лет назад +13

      Where's bi lakey and di nice tho?

  • @pedro_nunes_br7793
    @pedro_nunes_br7793 5 лет назад +278

    Cassie: Can I say it, just once?
    Scorpion: Only if you wish to suffer.
    Cassie: GET OVER HERE!

    • @CaydoFox
      @CaydoFox 5 лет назад +14

      My favorite out of the bunch

    • @thatgoobyguy
      @thatgoobyguy 5 лет назад +1

      I made a video dedicated to that exact line.

    • @ANOnyme-tx2ts
      @ANOnyme-tx2ts 5 лет назад +3

      My top favorite.

  • @kaimiralis
    @kaimiralis 5 лет назад +207

    1:02
    F: “What do you see when you look at me?”
    J: “A cheap, second gen knock off”
    F: “I said look at me, not you”
    Oohh damn she snapped

    • @zatsunedemon7160
      @zatsunedemon7160 3 года назад +10

      I know I was like “OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Like damn Frost that was savage with a capital S-A-V-A-G-E

    • @Smiley0.1
      @Smiley0.1 2 года назад +7

      Kind of an L comeback if I'm being honest lol, it's literally just a "no u" comeback with 0 way for anyone to respond as they can just keep on repeating no u, so Frost is the bigger L here honestly for using such a cheap line.

    • @IDCSarcasticSam
      @IDCSarcasticSam 2 года назад +1

      Burnt each other in that roast.

  • @alberthernandez7379
    @alberthernandez7379 5 лет назад +468

    What about
    Erron: god damn your voice is like nails on a chalkboard!
    Noob: it will be the last thing you hear!
    Erron: oh hell no

  • @jupiterolay
    @jupiterolay 5 лет назад +772

    “That ain’t how it’s said”
    “Whatever you say a-a-ron”
    8:45 nod to key and peele sketch

    • @esperanzas3704
      @esperanzas3704 5 лет назад +35

      Finally a comment I see about the A-Arron thing and the substitute teacher video!

    • @melaninja7999
      @melaninja7999 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly!

    • @aran8406
      @aran8406 5 лет назад +3

      my family teases me by calling me a a Ron lmaoo

    • @anthonyaguilar8092
      @anthonyaguilar8092 5 лет назад +2

      Mortal Kombat is so meta

    • @Szszymon14
      @Szszymon14 5 лет назад +1

      Damn single-culture references.

  • @BlackBlood297
    @BlackBlood297 5 лет назад +730

    Cassie: "I promise he gets better with age."
    Sonya: "Ugh. He's cheap beer, not fine wine."
    BUUUURRRN🔥🔥🔥 😂

    • @fortminor85
      @fortminor85 5 лет назад +57

      Hey!! That cheap beer's my dad!!!

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 5 лет назад +11

      Crimson-Inferno.45 Cassie is right though

    • @thegameknight8916
      @thegameknight8916 4 года назад +1

      Indeed.

    • @ivervj2923
      @ivervj2923 4 года назад +12

      Sonya likes to act tough. But at the end we all know that Johnnie still banging that a**

    • @jarredtheunholyone7403
      @jarredtheunholyone7403 4 года назад +2

      @@ivervj2923 oh shit 9 months later another cassie😂🤣
      Cassie:😐👀😐

  • @LordCaoCao240
    @LordCaoCao240 5 лет назад +170

    14:17
    Baraka: "What happen to your eye?"
    Kano: "Special forces bastard took it"
    Baraka: "I'll take the other one!"
    Most Funniest intro i think

  • @angelneal1742
    @angelneal1742 5 лет назад +753

    Jhonny made a YMCA reference.
    I love him even more

  • @demiurgesaolgown6204
    @demiurgesaolgown6204 5 лет назад +688

    Damn kung Lao got roasted by kitana and his not even there lol XD

    • @williamkabutey2322
      @williamkabutey2322 5 лет назад +35

      I thought she meant Kung Lao was to good for her

    • @Avalon247
      @Avalon247 5 лет назад +52

      other Kitana likes kung Lao on the Low.. Prefering Kung Lao as a Side dude

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 5 лет назад +2

      Ellis 1012121 same. Now I’m confused

    • @demiurgesaolgown6204
      @demiurgesaolgown6204 5 лет назад +5

      @@Avalon247 well being a side dude still sucks though haha...

    • @Idontneednohandle998
      @Idontneednohandle998 5 лет назад +16

      Kawaii Potato No, she’s saying they’re too good for Kung Lao.

  • @sanyatesGRIA
    @sanyatesGRIA 5 лет назад +327

    Cetrion: “Cetrion is a name that embodies virtue and light.”
    Johnny Cage: “Sounds like a damn insurance company.”
    😂😂😂

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 лет назад +13

      i like that burn. XD

    • @THEARTISTINQUIET
      @THEARTISTINQUIET 5 лет назад +23

      I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Cetrion 😂😂💀

    • @spindalis79
      @spindalis79 5 лет назад +13

      Cetrion
      A 15 minute call could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Don't forget to ask about our special "Ready Cetrion and Go" rates for vacation insurance.

    • @dvrknessavakened6869
      @dvrknessavakened6869 5 лет назад +3

      LOL that one was funny

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 5 лет назад +70

    “Can I say it, just once?”
    “Only if you wish to suffer.”
    “Get over here!”
    Scorpion:“Stop stealing my bit!”

  • @keilusjackson531
    @keilusjackson531 5 лет назад +1104

    Frost-what do you see when you look at me
    Jackie- a cheap,second gen knock off
    Frost- I said look at me not you
    OOOOOOOHHHHH

  • @nickbalmes6640
    @nickbalmes6640 5 лет назад +304

    Oh god Cassie going "GET OVER HERE!" was just priceless

  • @TheAvgCrusader
    @TheAvgCrusader 5 лет назад +155

    Cetrion: I find your lack of faith disturbing
    *Darth Vader would like to know your location*

    • @Valkyrae123
      @Valkyrae123 5 лет назад +5

      Fastblaze 71 Dutch van der lin wants to know your location

    • @yami_oh
      @yami_oh 5 лет назад

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 лет назад +1

      don't worry I actually made a video of all the movie references that I got from the game so far in this video - ruclips.net/video/2gvPL7uj0zk/видео.html

    • @HCSRBLX
      @HCSRBLX 5 лет назад +2

      Imagine if they added Darth Vader to
      MK lol

    • @Funstun-yk7oo
      @Funstun-yk7oo 5 лет назад

      @@HCSRBLX you could do some crazy fatalities with the force

  • @r3n3gad34l1f3
    @r3n3gad34l1f3 5 лет назад +40

    At 4:50 its kinda funny to imagine that D'Vorah sat around for an unspecified amount of time...just waiting to make that comeback. The pride in her voice when she says "this one breaks windshields" had me dying xD

  • @SonicAdventureEnjoyer
    @SonicAdventureEnjoyer 5 лет назад +305

    Frost: "you're even smaller in person, Shao Kahn."
    Kahn: "and you're an even bigger brat!"
    Frost: "touched a nerve there didn't I?"
    *scarecrow noises in the background*

    • @ezekielmarlowe8044
      @ezekielmarlowe8044 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @Valken985
      @Valken985 5 лет назад +1

      Are you gonna be in Mortal Kombat 11 pack, since you just joined in Smash Ultimate?

    • @Brandon-rq3ys
      @Brandon-rq3ys 5 лет назад +2

      Scarecrows make noises?

  • @mr.diontoahmed1134
    @mr.diontoahmed1134 5 лет назад +586

    SK: So the actor had a daughter
    CC: Unlike you, he had it in the old-fashioned way.
    Cue the "oooohhhh" footage!

  • @undeadfrozteee4027
    @undeadfrozteee4027 5 лет назад +386

    There was one missing
    Liu Kang: You respect Kitana Kahn?
    Baraka: But not her concubine, Liu Kang
    Liu Kang: Concubine?!

  • @Beezy729
    @Beezy729 5 лет назад +112

    "I come in peace"
    "And you'll leave in pieces"
    Baraka a beast....literally!

  • @thegrimrhino9871
    @thegrimrhino9871 5 лет назад +246

    Cassie:Can I say it just once?
    Scorpion:Only if you wish to suffer
    Cassie:Get over here!
    Scorpion beats the crap out of Cassie
    Cassie:Totally worth it

    • @dovid384
      @dovid384 5 лет назад +1

      All my friends make fun of me for daying weird words

    • @alastor5694
      @alastor5694 5 лет назад +1

      👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • @bobboi3507
      @bobboi3507 5 лет назад +5

      Scorpion then proceeded to brutally rip Cassie in half.

  • @EclipseCircle
    @EclipseCircle 5 лет назад +253

    Cetrion: I come in peace.
    Baraka: *YOU WILL LEAVE IN PIECES*
    Never stop being no-chill Baraka

  • @liamodahl1205
    @liamodahl1205 5 лет назад +280

    "Your heart is darker than Shinnok's."
    Damn, Scorpion, I knew you did burns, but ouch.

    • @xavierepps6699
      @xavierepps6699 4 года назад +7

      The kollector said she collects souls 12:14

    • @Cerise__
      @Cerise__ 3 года назад +2

      Please explain why your PfP is a Nazi Soldier

    • @liamodahl1205
      @liamodahl1205 3 года назад +1

      @@Cerise__
      Look closer at the arm. It's a Grammar Nazi.

    • @ldorganics
      @ldorganics 2 года назад

      Scorpion 🔥

  • @bunnylegion3969
    @bunnylegion3969 3 года назад +41

    “Name one realm you control.”
    Goddamn. Noob doesn’t even need his powers. Just needs to speak.

  • @keana-leebernard4404
    @keana-leebernard4404 5 лет назад +391

    kitana 1: "Lu Kang is committed to me"
    Kitana 2 "I actually prefer his friend"
    Kitana 1: "Kung Lao is not in our league"
    Me: WAAAAIIIIIITTT👀👀👀👀

    • @lapotence534
      @lapotence534 5 лет назад +28

      We're getting some Housewives of Beverly Hills action

    • @ryancrafar3733
      @ryancrafar3733 5 лет назад +28

      Liu kang : Sit down please. I have some question

    • @nerocladius4319
      @nerocladius4319 5 лет назад +2

      @@novajt388 it was hilarious

    • @sanyatesGRIA
      @sanyatesGRIA 5 лет назад +3

      We need answers 🤣

    • @summoner3.05
      @summoner3.05 5 лет назад +6

      Kitana 1: Another of Shang Tsung's clones?
      Kitana 2(Mileena): Fresh from the flesh pits, sister
      Me: *gets hypnotized by her voice* Mileena?
      Kitana: You're all abominations!
      Me: *looks at Kitana* Wrong! You're the abomination! Long live Mileena Kahn!

  • @Combobreaker100
    @Combobreaker100 5 лет назад +485

    “Actors leave no mark in history”
    “Ronald Reagan”
    “The exception the proves the rule”

    • @JamesIanni
      @JamesIanni 5 лет назад +33

      Yeah that was a pretty good one.

    • @cidneysavoie9878
      @cidneysavoie9878 4 года назад +24

      Donald Trump, later on!

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 4 года назад +18

      "Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Governah"

    • @Akumasama
      @Akumasama 4 года назад +25

      @@cidneysavoie9878 Yeah, I guess destroying a country is leaving a mark on history.

    • @TylerCharlesFisher
      @TylerCharlesFisher 4 года назад +23

      Can we take a moment to appreciate that Geras actually knows who Ronald Reagan is?

  • @scentsywork
    @scentsywork 5 лет назад +1270

    0:44 Can I say it just for once?.......Only if you wish to suffer ...... GET OVER HERE!!!!!!
    Scorpion:
    Dies inside I hate life
    THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES

  • @Speeddemon105
    @Speeddemon105 4 года назад +51

    2:50 As much as I love Johnny, Kung Lao absolutely THRASHES him with that one line. OUCH indeed.

  • @ManoftheHour1987
    @ManoftheHour1987 5 лет назад +418

    Johnny: "Why wasn't i your chosen one?"
    Raiden "You have all day, Johnny Cage?"
    Well, damn, first he roasted Liu Kang (toasty!) and now poor Johnny is on his list!

    • @justinwhite4995
      @justinwhite4995 5 лет назад +1

      'Twas Kung Lao if I remember right.

    • @juanmatemos5695
      @juanmatemos5695 5 лет назад +1

      All day?ohhhh a reazons

    • @bigboss2174
      @bigboss2174 5 лет назад +2

      I still don't get it

    • @Cry_Neon6250
      @Cry_Neon6250 5 лет назад +9

      @@bigboss2174 raiden asked a rhetorical question if Johnny had all day, which means Raiden had so many reasons for Johnny that it would take a whole day to list them out. Its like the equivalent to "give me one reason why I can't have this." "only one? I could write a whole book." not a good example but you get the point.

    • @donalouis6215
      @donalouis6215 5 лет назад

      I read this as it was said

  • @TakeswithTitan23
    @TakeswithTitan23 5 лет назад +512

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Raiden:I must consult with the Elder Gods.

    • @kasamigi8031
      @kasamigi8031 5 лет назад +7

      Please, no more mocking Raiden

    • @thatthingyoudid5yearsago528
      @thatthingyoudid5yearsago528 5 лет назад +41

      @@kasamigi8031 I must consult with the elder gods on this matter.

    • @kasamigi8031
      @kasamigi8031 5 лет назад +2

      @@thatthingyoudid5yearsago528 The Elder Gods are dead. So will us

    • @rickusan1385
      @rickusan1385 5 лет назад +19

      @@kasamigi8031 They're dead? I must consult with the elder gods about this...

    • @kasamigi8031
      @kasamigi8031 5 лет назад +1

      @@rickusan1385 You can consult with the dead? xD

  • @MatthewHodges
    @MatthewHodges 5 лет назад +278

    Cassie: Those teeth look like they need a dentist!
    Baraka: I choose my own woman!
    Cassie: That explains your gingivitis!

  • @kokichioma1901
    @kokichioma1901 5 лет назад +39

    Shao Kahn: You failed me too often!
    Shang Tsung: Over millenniums I have failed you twice
    Shao Kahn: THAT WAS UNACCEPTABLE!!

  • @artziehaul1985
    @artziehaul1985 5 лет назад +243

    I love how cetrion smiles when she sees the butterfly.

    • @8-mir
      @8-mir 5 лет назад +8

      For me it's starting to annoy lol

    • @artziehaul1985
      @artziehaul1985 5 лет назад

      @@8-mir hehe!

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 лет назад +2

      Because its with her *wherever* she goes?

    • @ThreeEyedPea
      @ThreeEyedPea 5 лет назад +20

      Is this a pigeon?

    • @nitzel9909
      @nitzel9909 5 лет назад +10

      I want someone to smile at me the way cetrion smiles at the butterfly

  • @GenshinLover283
    @GenshinLover283 5 лет назад +289

    “Your lack of faith disturbs me.”
    I never thought Cetrion would make a Darth Vader reference.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 5 лет назад +6

      I was actually gonna say that too. I knew I heard that line somewhere else.

    • @kaiserdualshadow3544
      @kaiserdualshadow3544 5 лет назад

      It would have been ironic if Kabal or Bi-Han said it instead , lol

  • @LaPortaDellaLuce
    @LaPortaDellaLuce 5 лет назад +350

    Cassie: Can I say it, just for once?
    Scorpion: Only if you wish to suffer.
    Cassie: GET OVER HERE!
    Geras: Actors left no mark in history.
    Johnny: Ronald. Reagan.
    Geras: The exception that proves the rule.

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 5 лет назад +6

      Both are pretty funny

    • @giovahnnigucci9274
      @giovahnnigucci9274 5 лет назад +1

      Lady I.H.V.E. Byron (LaPortaDellaLuce) hello

    • @KingNemean
      @KingNemean 5 лет назад +1

      That Cassie/Scorpion intro was adorable...she's a fan...

  • @MrManga51
    @MrManga51 5 лет назад +96

    “You just need a cop, a sailor, and a cowboy”
    Well he does have Erron Black, now he needs to cure Stryker, find a sailor and Kotal is all set for the disco reboot.

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth 5 лет назад +466

    _Should have been..._
    Frost: _"You face the greatest Lin Kuei!"_
    Kung Lao: _"You face the greatest Shaolin."_
    Frost: _"Liu Kang will be dealt with soon enough."_

    • @kaungsetmoe4876
      @kaungsetmoe4876 5 лет назад +3

      XDXDXD

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 5 лет назад +2

      Reminds me of what Raiden used to tell Kung Lao and Liu Kang in the last game

    • @LaShea69
      @LaShea69 5 лет назад +3

      @@cooldude2251 I remember more so of Bo Rai Cho saying something like that to both Kung Lao and Liu Kang than Raiden.

    • @SwordofSouls
      @SwordofSouls 5 лет назад +16

      I was expecting Kung Lao to say "I don't see Sub Zero anywhere"

    • @ryanpham3308
      @ryanpham3308 5 лет назад +4

      @@LaShea69, "My favourite pupil!"

  • @JoelMarioMX
    @JoelMarioMX 5 лет назад +262

    Erron Black is high
    Johnny Cage is Cocky
    Perfect.

  • @jailbreak7426
    @jailbreak7426 5 лет назад +209

    Jhonny cage :Whats up frosty the snowchick.
    Frost: your time cage.
    Johnny cage: clever girl.
    Lol Yup that was very clever

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 5 лет назад

      Lool hahahaha

    • @newnemesis666
      @newnemesis666 5 лет назад

      I didn't get this interaction, can someone explain to me, please?

    • @kingfish3303
      @kingfish3303 5 лет назад

      @@newnemesis666 me neither

    • @LZF95
      @LZF95 5 лет назад +3

      @@newnemesis666 his time is up.

    • @Szszymon14
      @Szszymon14 5 лет назад +3

      @@newnemesis666 She probably meant it is time to die from her hand.

  • @purplehayes7011
    @purplehayes7011 5 лет назад +28

    6:14
    Johnny Cage: Grandma Carlton told you my secret?
    Cassie Cage: Johnny "Pee-pants"?
    Johnny Cage: I had one accident! ONE!

  • @Mikedastud
    @Mikedastud 5 лет назад +160

    Cage: Dated a beauty queen who looked just like you
    Jade: I pity that poor woman
    Cage: Pity me!!! She was insanely high maintenance
    Johnny Cage is the 🐐

    • @Mikedastud
      @Mikedastud 5 лет назад +1

      @Alex Soria 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 5 лет назад +299

    Cage family literally took 98% of the roasts/insults

    • @dimensionzone8048
      @dimensionzone8048 2 года назад +28

      Cassie was giving them 90% more than than she was receiving then though

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 года назад +2

      @@dimensionzone8048 true

  • @yungmonsta1270
    @yungmonsta1270 5 лет назад +583

    It should’ve been like
    “hey there Elsa, what’s up?”
    “Why does everyone call me that?”
    Oh honey, let it go” get it 😂

    • @yugiyami8642
      @yugiyami8642 5 лет назад +31

      Cassie watched Frozen confirmed

    • @4YrStasis
      @4YrStasis 5 лет назад +3

      Copyright?

    • @Brandon-rq3ys
      @Brandon-rq3ys 5 лет назад +7

      @@4YrStasis it's just a name. No one has any copyright on that

    • @4YrStasis
      @4YrStasis 5 лет назад +3

      @@Brandon-rq3ys I meant the song

    • @jordinliebelt1830
      @jordinliebelt1830 5 лет назад +2

      Yung Monsta yeah it should been like that that would be even better

  • @TerranPersoid725
    @TerranPersoid725 2 года назад +22

    0:48 I love how Scorpion knows exactly what she’s talking about.

  • @contrerasjose1999
    @contrerasjose1999 5 лет назад +76

    Erron Black:That aint how its said
    Johnny Cage:Whatever you say A Aron
    Im weak😂😂😂

  • @idontleavestillchill4371
    @idontleavestillchill4371 5 лет назад +379

    "GET OVER HERE!"

  • @nate_the_great8990
    @nate_the_great8990 5 лет назад +675

    Nobody
    Litterally no one:
    Cassie cage: GET OVER HERE!

  • @user-xu4ed1jo5g
    @user-xu4ed1jo5g 3 года назад +25

    1:07 the up and down look Frost gave to Jacqui 😭😭😭

  • @somedudewithakeyboard5388
    @somedudewithakeyboard5388 5 лет назад +254

    Baraka: Nay aka ratakka thar kombat
    Kung Lao: All I understood from that was "kombat"
    Baraka: Then you understand enough
    /\ Me explaining the lore of MK to my friends

  • @swifter6916
    @swifter6916 5 лет назад +96

    Johnny Cage: I got the best summer job for you
    Sub-Zero: What would that be?
    Johnny Cage: Air Condiccer

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 лет назад +5

      Human*
      Conditioner*

    • @ZXaria
      @ZXaria 5 лет назад +1

      @@denverbajio9752
      You didn't get the joke.

    • @kasamigi8031
      @kasamigi8031 5 лет назад +1

      @@ZXaria Neither did i xD

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 лет назад +1

      Well yes but actually yes i didnt

    • @ryler7
      @ryler7 5 лет назад

      @@ZXaria pls explain jok to me

  • @SamaelVR
    @SamaelVR 5 лет назад +80

    Frost: "What do you see when you look at me?"
    Jacquie: "A cheap second gen knock-off."
    Frost: "I said look at me, not you."
    FROST WINS. FLAWLESS VICTORY. FATALITY!

  • @DrDoritosRMLG
    @DrDoritosRMLG 5 лет назад +84

    In MkX it was all Johnny
    Now its Cassie
    Savage does run in the family after all

  • @magnifique7678
    @magnifique7678 5 лет назад +225

    Shao Kahn: so the Actor had a Daughter?
    Cassie: Unlike you, the Old-fashioned way.
    *OOOOOOOOOOOHHH*

    • @azlxns
      @azlxns 5 лет назад +2

      wait how did shao kahn have one then?

    • @saraivar
      @saraivar 5 лет назад +8

      @@azlxns It's refering the creation of Mileena

    • @Mugen123456789
      @Mugen123456789 5 лет назад +3

      @@saraivar also refers to kitana since she's "adopted"

    • @Mugen123456789
      @Mugen123456789 5 лет назад

      @Joshy why do you think I put quotes around the word adopted

  • @jamesstrain1631
    @jamesstrain1631 5 лет назад +153

    My favorite is between Erron black vs Frost
    Frost:Once cyberized you will serve me.
    Erron: Serve? Or service?
    Frost: uhhh. Nevermind

    • @Kieranhc
      @Kieranhc 5 лет назад +19

      It feels like there are a few NSFW ways to take that.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 лет назад +15

      @@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 Unless said robot girl has been designed for such role, in which case, stick away boi

    • @ezekielmarlowe8044
      @ezekielmarlowe8044 5 лет назад

      What time?

    • @Kieranhc
      @Kieranhc 5 лет назад +2

      @@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 Trust me, I'm not into using Grinder.

    • @4YrStasis
      @4YrStasis 5 лет назад +9

      @@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 Tell that to krillin.

  • @viperdmk1483
    @viperdmk1483 5 лет назад +95

    The first one is literally the saying “You can’t Trust anyone, Not Even Yourself”

  • @nibbatroninc.1203
    @nibbatroninc.1203 5 лет назад +40

    “You just need a cop, a sailor, and a cowboy”
    “For what, Johnny Cage?”
    “Only the greatest disco reboot ever”
    “YMCA”

    • @doriangreen3231
      @doriangreen3231 4 года назад +4

      Cage _should_ say that to Nightwolf but it's probably racist or something.

  • @Fang22568
    @Fang22568 5 лет назад +129

    -Can i say it, just once?
    -Only if you wish to suffer
    -GET OVER HERE
    i died here xD

  • @swifter6916
    @swifter6916 5 лет назад +288

    Cassie Cage: Hey there Elsa
    Frost: Ugh Why does everybody call me that
    Cassie Cage: Oh honey let me help you

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 лет назад +4

      😕
      I dont get that one

    • @wolfder6661
      @wolfder6661 5 лет назад +8

      I went into my own world when she said honey kind of low-key wishing it was me she called honey unfortunately she has a BF called Dylan who I don't like

    • @SodiMocha
      @SodiMocha 5 лет назад +4

      @@denverbajio9752 You haven't watched Frozen then 😂

    • @CyberianWinter
      @CyberianWinter 5 лет назад +26

      Am I the only one who thought Cassie should've said "Oh, honey. You gotta let it go."

    • @Woods234
      @Woods234 5 лет назад +1

      @@denverbajio9752 it's simple Frozen

  • @sebastianpowers5353
    @sebastianpowers5353 5 лет назад +62

    Johnny: *Sounds like a damn insurance company* 😂😂😂

  • @aaronkevinportillo1439
    @aaronkevinportillo1439 5 лет назад +15

    "I found you the perfect summer job"
    "What would that be?"
    *"Human. Air Conditioner"*
    Lol😂😂

    • @cvmaniac7286
      @cvmaniac7286 Год назад

      This intro becomes very ironic considering Sub-Zero's Friendship in MK11.

  • @masterninjaize
    @masterninjaize 5 лет назад +154

    The damn Harry Potter reference by the Saibots though

    • @tylermalott3667
      @tylermalott3667 4 года назад +2

      masterninjaize I was waiting for a comment like this lol

    • @jeongna
      @jeongna 4 года назад

      Same i was surprised no one noticed this

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 4 года назад +2

      @@jeongna Pretty sure most people noticed that.

  • @akumapup
    @akumapup 5 лет назад +214

    I want noob to say, "I'll get you next time, gadget. Next time!"

    • @lunarlexomancer4906
      @lunarlexomancer4906 5 лет назад +5

      I'll get you next time, Sub-Zero!

    • @TheGraveKnight
      @TheGraveKnight 5 лет назад

      @@lunarlexomancer4906 But he is (er, was) Sub-Zero

    • @thatguy3718
      @thatguy3718 5 лет назад

      Stick auto tune over his voice then he becomes sound wave

  • @kaichou5985
    @kaichou5985 5 лет назад +73

    Cassie: This is me swiping left
    *head tilts right

    • @habibi4401
      @habibi4401 5 лет назад

      Tilting the head to the right creates a motion of the nose going left

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 5 лет назад

      Erron, who was born in the 1800’s this is you doin what?

  • @RKDupont
    @RKDupont 4 года назад +15

    “What happened to your eye?”
    “Special forces bastard took it.”
    “I’ll take the other one.”
    I laugh so hard when I hear this one it’s too funny to me

  • @hindae085
    @hindae085 5 лет назад +330

    Sees title.
    Watches video.
    Noob Saibot not demolishing people
    I've been bamboozled

    • @skullstompn
      @skullstompn 5 лет назад +3

      HinDae085 that’s why his name is “Noob”

  • @mrgrimm6794
    @mrgrimm6794 5 лет назад +66

    Frost: "What Do You See When You Look At me?"
    Jacqui: "a Second Gen Knock-Off"
    Frost: "I Said Look At Me Not You"

  • @tyremeeks7206
    @tyremeeks7206 5 лет назад +289

    Erron: easy sugar just bein friendly.
    Erron black the smooth criminal 😂🤣

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 5 лет назад +4

      Dropping a bag with a severed head on the floor is one hell of a way of being friendly.

  • @paphian
    @paphian 5 лет назад +19

    “The one who shall not be named.”
    “Return to your deathly hallow.”
    ... did you just-

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 года назад +3

      What makes this funnier is that he is saying it to his own Shadow.

  • @rickyyy9933
    @rickyyy9933 5 лет назад +131

    Thanos:Wipes half of the universe
    Kronika:Hold my jin sei

    • @danielwells1734
      @danielwells1734 5 лет назад +6

      Thanos should be a DLC character, if only Disney/Marvel would go along with it.

    • @bigfella9866
      @bigfella9866 5 лет назад

      Jin sei?

    • @PyroInferno110
      @PyroInferno110 5 лет назад

      @@danielwells1734 well then u gotta worry about DC it wouldnt really work well

    • @danielwells1734
      @danielwells1734 5 лет назад

      @@PyroInferno110 Darkseid then? He'd be even better. Imagine the fatality potential!! :D

    • @PyroInferno110
      @PyroInferno110 5 лет назад

      @@danielwells1734 darkseid would be fine, i just want a more brutal darkseid like in Justice League War, not the one in Injustice 2, that one was just ass honestly...

  • @sheilaok4621
    @sheilaok4621 5 лет назад +213

    GET OVER HERE! Get over here. Scorpion says that.

    • @ryler7
      @ryler7 5 лет назад

      And we thank thee for this great info Elder god of the obvious

    • @ryler7
      @ryler7 5 лет назад

      And we thank thee for this great info, Elder goddess of the obvious...

  • @jaminsalim2256
    @jaminsalim2256 5 лет назад +53

    Johnny Cage: Kung Pao, my man!
    Kung Lao: I am done correcting you, Cage.
    Johnny Cage: Sorry. Its like a reflex.
    Kung Pao is an Asian delicacy.

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 5 лет назад +4

      may joy at least Johnny takes some pity on Lao

    • @jadebayoba7073
      @jadebayoba7073 4 года назад +3

      Kung Lao sure is an Asian delicacy~ 7w7

  • @florvillota5
    @florvillota5 5 лет назад +33

    CC: “Take off the Kung lao”
    KL: “Only if you admit I am greatest”
    CC: “If anyone’s the G.O.A.T it’s me”