MORTAL KOMBAT Funniest Intros Ever - MK Funny Jokes

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  • @misfit7024
    @misfit7024 3 года назад +8987

    " I never considered you an enemy"
    " I never considered you"
    That is one stab to the heart

    • @Felipebrbrbrbr
      @Felipebrbrbrbr 3 года назад +378

      That’s just hurtful

    • @jooyoungkang3858
      @jooyoungkang3858 3 года назад +148

      Hey Siri, play *friendzone*

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 2 года назад +111

      And that's why Takeda never returned.

    • @HermanLoud
      @HermanLoud 2 года назад +98

      "Wait, the fatality is after the fight!"

    • @Smiley0.1
      @Smiley0.1 2 года назад +35

      *NOW THAT'S JUST HURTFUL!*

  • @marin9412
    @marin9412 3 года назад +9105

    I love how everyone reacts to Johnny cage like « god, not him again »

  • @obbybro
    @obbybro 3 года назад +6616

    Erron: "I have a problem."
    Jacqui: "yUoR pEePeE hUrTs??!?!"
    Erron: "Now you have a problem."

    • @just_a_guy0_0
      @just_a_guy0_0 3 года назад +233

      my favourite one 😂😂

    • @frasscolegaming5510
      @frasscolegaming5510 3 года назад +89

      What did he do

    • @almightytm2399
      @almightytm2399 3 года назад +30

      @@frasscolegaming5510 they slept together n they wound up getting n std

    • @filxie
      @filxie 3 года назад +24

      @@almightytm2399 please tell me this is true 😂

    • @almightytm2399
      @almightytm2399 3 года назад +19

      @@filxie I mean it makes the most sense😭

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 2 года назад +4503

    I love how Kombat is full of weird gods, monstrosities, a freaky things, but as soon as the Predator uncloaks everyone is like "Wth is that?"

    • @SinsiMonkey
      @SinsiMonkey 2 года назад +141

      Jason Voorhees is the coolest one I'm my opinion.

    • @arvintyree1109
      @arvintyree1109 2 года назад +116

      Too bad kratos won't return to MK for legal reasons.....

    • @SinsiMonkey
      @SinsiMonkey 2 года назад +18

      The truth is Video games can Upgrade way better than this the Update a little bit so they can make money. That is the sad truth I'm numb because anything I believe in my childhood is wrong I watched RUclips videos and I'm convinced I thought they're just talking out of their butts or something but it's true. They have prove and everything some things they can't prove most of it can.

    • @DreFromMaine8472
      @DreFromMaine8472 Год назад +23

      And they can speak English if they wanted to. But in MK, they don't see the need, hahaha!

    • @josue2409
      @josue2409 Год назад +20

      @@SinsiMonkeywtf You going on about

  • @grimreaper7303
    @grimreaper7303 3 года назад +6984

    “I never considered you an enemy”
    “I never considered you at all”
    “Now that’s just hurtful”

    • @mateoabrego9492
      @mateoabrego9492 3 года назад +221

      I feel his pain🤣

    • @gachabruh3222
      @gachabruh3222 3 года назад +147

      The last line is soooo memeable

    • @STV..
      @STV.. 3 года назад +11

      🥺😔

    • @zatsunedemon7160
      @zatsunedemon7160 3 года назад +57

      “What did cage teach you to call me?”
      “An ugly mother fu**er”
      “I’ll eat him alive!”
      What terminator said killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @geocross237
      @geocross237 3 года назад +62

      I remember hearing that for the first time.
      Me: "Damn Kitana now that's just *_bitchy."_*

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 3 года назад +5417

    Joker: "Grandmaster Blueberry Ice, eh?"
    Sub Zero: "Only Johnny Cage may use that name and live!"
    Aw that's cute.

    • @choma568
      @choma568 3 года назад +404

      That's my favorite intro between sub-zero and the joker, specially because before the joker were released as dlc, on the character trailer i commented some dialogue options that could be used as intro and one of them was
      Joker: grandmaster blueberry ice, eh?
      Sub-zero: you stole that joke to johnny cage?
      Joker: i also stole his sunglasses :D
      I could say i almost guessed one intro between them :')

    • @stavkous4963
      @stavkous4963 3 года назад +106

      13:43

    • @Cheeseburgerman23
      @Cheeseburgerman23 3 года назад +188

      They both went through a cataclysmic battle for earthrealm so Sub is giving cage a pass for the nicknames

    • @Mati-pl2jy
      @Mati-pl2jy 3 года назад +46

      @@stavkous4963 19:01

    • @blueberrrymika
      @blueberrrymika 3 года назад +43

      Homie goals

  • @subhashkapur4148
    @subhashkapur4148 3 года назад +3890

    Kuai Liang is ok with Johnny Cage calling him Grandmaster Blueberry Ice

    • @kingstongary9103
      @kingstongary9103 3 года назад +85

      We know 😂

    • @gotsghostrider666
      @gotsghostrider666 3 года назад +278

      I wouldn't say hes okay with it. He's just the only one who survives calling him that

    • @leon4377
      @leon4377 3 года назад +133

      I wonder how Bi-Han would have reacted to that nickname

    • @gotsghostrider666
      @gotsghostrider666 3 года назад +65

      @@leon4377 he would have straight up killed him

    • @adamnobplays1283
      @adamnobplays1283 3 года назад +85

      @@gotsghostrider666 bi Han. Also known as. Sub zero would definitely kill Johnny Cage. But he Younger brother is more Kind ? You could say .

  • @SKTheKid
    @SKTheKid 2 года назад +2611

    I lost it when Cassie did the hilariously bad Swedish accent talking to Triborg 😂

    • @morbidlyobeserobocop3038
      @morbidlyobeserobocop3038 2 года назад +157

      Ooooo ya like the tasty feesh, yah? XD

    • @JustAff-1
      @JustAff-1 2 года назад +63

      @@morbidlyobeserobocop3038 yah for sure

    • @charleysmashley1668
      @charleysmashley1668 2 года назад +27

      Do we really sound like that ?? For the record all Scandinavians talk like that

    • @novainfinity487
      @novainfinity487 2 года назад +21

      A perfect Midwest accent though

    • @kendrashaaaa
      @kendrashaaaa 2 года назад +16

      @@charleysmashley1668 Youd have to send me a voice note id tell u lol

  • @shaquilleautomobile4795
    @shaquilleautomobile4795 3 года назад +2720

    “You stole my face” I like how that’s jokers way of calling him a clown

    • @Jay-tl6ri
      @Jay-tl6ri 3 года назад +113

      It’s a reference to Shang’s mk9 fatality where he turned into a joker-like clown

    • @AlasEtéreas
      @AlasEtéreas 3 года назад +42

      I think in general Joker doesn't like when others imitate his trademark, so to speak. Idk, I think about the BTAS when the Creeper imitated his crimes and Joker was angry about this. Remember that Mr. J has a big ego, so he get's angry when he's not the center of attention.

    • @jackattacktron1000
      @jackattacktron1000 2 года назад +2

      This interaction is fucking awesome!

    • @antusFireNova
      @antusFireNova 2 года назад +11

      @@Jay-tl6ri which was the exact same fatality Joker had in Mortal Kombat vs DC heroes (one of the few good ones in that game)

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 года назад

      @@Jay-tl6ri true

  • @kreigguardsman3355
    @kreigguardsman3355 3 года назад +2242

    I love how everyone’s lines are somewhat clean then Spawns are just filled with every profanity one can think of

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 3 года назад +83

      Except the more derogatory ones. Like the N-word.

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 3 года назад +119

      @@shadedepeche2556 hilarious hes voiced by Keith David too

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 3 года назад +15

      @@reddsmoke904 Why do you bring that up?

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 3 года назад +38

      @@shadedepeche2556 because i thought it was hilarious in context of the comment lol

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 3 года назад +7

      @@reddsmoke904 Is it funny because Keith David is black?

  • @quandaledingle4127
    @quandaledingle4127 3 года назад +4525

    12:10
    "Repulsive human!"
    "Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive."
    _"WHO TOLD YOU THIS!?"_

    • @ilysixwings6631
      @ilysixwings6631 2 года назад +63

      LMAOOOOO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 2 года назад +135

      @@ilysixwings6631 Doesn't help Johnny makes another similar jab in MK11 (and another jab at the MKX intro is made in MK11 with Mileena saying 'I will never mate with you Baraka!'

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @adamlong6711
      @adamlong6711 2 года назад +33

      Apparently Johnny also visited the Injustice universe and played Mortal Kombat II while he was there.

    • @JayDineroBandz
      @JayDineroBandz 2 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

  • @NICKatronMC
    @NICKatronMC Год назад +441

    15:44 The way she IMMEDIATELY reacts to what Jacqui says had me smile hard before laughing

  • @vaporwave2339
    @vaporwave2339 3 года назад +2297

    Are we just gonna ignore Quan Chi has the greatest roast of all time?
    "Why haven't we done business?"
    "Didn't wanna become a zombie."
    "It might increase your intelligence."

    • @hagiuarmando2342
      @hagiuarmando2342 3 года назад +83

      Well, that was actually good one.

    • @jamiekirby2620
      @jamiekirby2620 3 года назад +11

      He's a total liar about that tho

    • @yaboisniper7358
      @yaboisniper7358 3 года назад +102

      @@jamiekirby2620 that’s the joke, he basically said that Kano was dumber than a zombie

    • @quentinhirschfeld3547
      @quentinhirschfeld3547 3 года назад +11

      @@jamiekirby2620
      Hello, it's à joke, he roast Kano about his intelligence !

    • @ecsTAZypop
      @ecsTAZypop 3 года назад +7

      @@yaboisniper7358 omg 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CyberneticStreetrunner
    @CyberneticStreetrunner 3 года назад +5529

    Joker: “There’s a name for people like you”
    Scorpion: “Choose your words carefully,Joker”
    Joker: “appuappunappumukumuku”

  • @Sutoratego
    @Sutoratego 3 года назад +1437

    I love how Tremor is the only character that approves of Johnny Cage’s movies.
    Least I think he’s the only one.

    • @GoldRichness
      @GoldRichness 3 года назад +124

      Rain as well, albeit in a different way

    • @zhengwenyu1587
      @zhengwenyu1587 3 года назад +157

      I heard in a cut content, Fujin said he enjoys them too, and tells Johnny not to tell anyone. Guess it was replaced with “were you not focused?”

    • @Rebirth_Animations
      @Rebirth_Animations 3 года назад +42

      Forgot about joker man.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 3 года назад +40

      What do you mean? Johnny approves of Johnny's movies. At the end of the day, nobody else matters.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 Год назад +2

      ​@@Rebirth_AnimationsJoker doesn't approve of Johnny's movies. He's dumbstruck when he realized that Cage was the biggest star around.

  • @jrvy74
    @jrvy74 2 года назад +132

    3:15 “Keep your big mouth and your little mouth shut.” I know there’s much better trash talk in this video, especially from Johnny Cage, but for whatever reason this one really cracks me up.

  • @crumblemuffin1257
    @crumblemuffin1257 3 года назад +4913

    My favorite is all of Joker's intros. Because everyone is threatening him and he's having fun instead lmfao

  • @kindred4564
    @kindred4564 3 года назад +1770

    23:33 "what's that on your fa- AUH" has actually got me rolling

    • @Tush901
      @Tush901 3 года назад +178

      That’s just really fucked up, man...

    • @michaelsebastian914
      @michaelsebastian914 3 года назад +99

      I will be disgusted too

    • @forever____________young
      @forever____________young Год назад +1

      I didnt ubdedstand ??? Was johnny talking abiut the mask ??

    • @GoodfellaZeta4873
      @GoodfellaZeta4873 Год назад +10

      3:02 It's game over, man!

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 Год назад +9

      ​@@forever____________youngYes. From a distance, Johnny couldn't tell what was wrong. His "face" was bizarrely wrinkled and uneven. So he started to insult Leatherface before he realized what he was looking at.

  • @mal9507
    @mal9507 2 года назад +2790

    13:45 This seems to imply that Sub-Zero actually likes his nickname from Johnny! I love it!

    • @EmenussGOamazing
      @EmenussGOamazing 2 года назад +238

      kuai's a big ol softie

    • @Tioko
      @Tioko 2 года назад +60

      To me, it implies shipping 😍 And I’m not a Mortal Kombat fan, I have no idea about the story and stuff X)

    • @marcosmoreira5631
      @marcosmoreira5631 2 года назад +26

      @@Tioko haha lmao

    • @ACertainDepressedCat
      @ACertainDepressedCat 2 года назад +141

      @@Tioko I don't know anything about the lore either but jhonnys daughter is literally on this video...

    • @bm-ub6zc
      @bm-ub6zc 2 года назад +142

      he doesn't like it, but johnny makes jokes so inflationary, it would be a waste of energy to dwell on one joke

  • @billybadass3056
    @billybadass3056 2 года назад +2482

    you know what's funny.... SNK Started this but Midway *FINISHED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @billybadass3056
      @billybadass3056 2 года назад +4

      @Viable4Visable and you really think ppl are suppose to have a definition for every obscure comment they make on youtube huh?? yeah you MUST be 8... BEAT IT KID

    • @supamilkplays3706
      @supamilkplays3706 2 года назад +6

      @Viable4Visable it means if you were born in the last decade which clearly you were then don't worry about what grown ups are talking about if it goes over your head kid. now go take a nap

    • @Xtessisold
      @Xtessisold 2 года назад +1

      I wouldn’t say finish it they can keep going for at least another ten years

    • @supamilkplays3706
      @supamilkplays3706 2 года назад +7

      @@Xtessisold wtf are u even talking about?

    • @verximama828
      @verximama828 2 года назад +31

      @@billybadass3056 That doesn't really answer the question, but okay

  • @DarkDeviDevil
    @DarkDeviDevil 2 года назад +2519

    I love how nobody takes Frost seriously, it’s hilarious.

    • @Drnswap
      @Drnswap 2 года назад +62

      She is Sub-Zero 2.0

    • @lordblu4316
      @lordblu4316 2 года назад +205

      @@Drnswap More like a cheap ripoff of a superior product.

    • @Idontexisthihi001
      @Idontexisthihi001 2 года назад +100

      Probably because she doesn’t have much going for her. Character wise, she’s just Sub Zero’s bratty ex student. Her powers are a hybrid of Sub Zero and Cyber Sub Zero. She really doesn’t stand that well next to the other characters

    • @ventitpuddi
      @ventitpuddi 2 года назад +44

      @@lordblu4316 every masterpiece has its cheap knock off 😔

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 2 года назад

      @@Drnswap more like the Chinese knockoff she is. Cheap as hell.

  • @jacobdyingextraordinaire4805
    @jacobdyingextraordinaire4805 3 года назад +852

    I think every Rambo opening is gold because he’s just really damn confused lmao

    • @michealforguson5317
      @michealforguson5317 3 года назад +104

      "What kind of vampire are you?"
      "I am NOT a vampire! I am a Blood Mage!"
      "The difference being?"
      Skarlet better not take a trip to Thedas...

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 года назад +9

      Lol true

  • @chrismartinez8475
    @chrismartinez8475 3 года назад +3662

    I feel bad for the xenomorph he can’t defend himself against Johnny’s insults😂😂😂

    • @MJHootHoot
      @MJHootHoot 3 года назад +31

      I dont.

    • @Kpimpmaster
      @Kpimpmaster 3 года назад +176

      It can
      By eating his face

    • @LUNCHLEAMs
      @LUNCHLEAMs 3 года назад +57

      It was game over for him man, game over

    • @foxonrye
      @foxonrye 3 года назад +33

      *its game over man!*

    • @kaijuar2003
      @kaijuar2003 3 года назад +8

      @@Kpimpmaster Or pinning him for a Facehugger to impregnate him with an embryonic Chestburster.

  • @alienartist6811
    @alienartist6811 Год назад +334

    I will never not laugh at 6:06. The 'I *am* your daughter.' cracks me up

  • @Azipyx
    @Azipyx 3 года назад +2931

    "We mustn't fight"
    "I'm afraid we must"
    "You were my only friend"
    *I felt that*

    • @michaelsebastian914
      @michaelsebastian914 3 года назад +94

      When you were making too many enemies that you're alone

    • @wdethan
      @wdethan 2 года назад +22

      When you tell your friend you can't let him play with your Hot Wheels ™ set

    • @KenjakuTheEditor
      @KenjakuTheEditor 2 года назад +6

      We got the same name mine is termari

    • @majinplaton
      @majinplaton 2 года назад +5

      Wait-
      Cage can break the 4th wall?

    • @KenjakuTheEditor
      @KenjakuTheEditor 2 года назад +1

      Apparently lol

  • @thedarkdragonplays229
    @thedarkdragonplays229 3 года назад +962

    “That’s not a knife”
    “HA Got ya to say it”

    • @HeroicLeo8125
      @HeroicLeo8125 3 года назад +7

      ?

    • @theportugueselegend
      @theportugueselegend 3 года назад +46

      @@HeroicLeo8125 Crocodile Dundee. Watch the movie with your parents it's worth it

    • @alejoqc9540
      @alejoqc9540 3 года назад +2

      @@theportugueselegend I'll note that.

    • @JT-Loyd
      @JT-Loyd 3 года назад +29

      That is not a knife
      This is a KNIFE

    • @aestheticmizo6444
      @aestheticmizo6444 3 года назад +3

      @@JT-Loyd but don't worry , mind is just a little bigger 😂

  • @metro0612
    @metro0612 3 года назад +4302

    Takeda: "Gonna stab you with my... 'knife'."
    Kano: "DAS NOT A NOIFE!"
    Takeda: "I got ya to say it!"
    God, I miss Takeda.

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 3 года назад +106

      what does that intro mean, exactly?
      and i miss Takeda too.

    • @metro0612
      @metro0612 3 года назад +309

      @@jacktheomnithere2127 it's a refetence to the movie "Crocodile Dundee". Just look up "that's not a knife" and it should be the first thing you see.

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 3 года назад +51

      @@metro0612 i meant is it a dirty joke or something like that?
      The way Takeda delivered it made it sound so.

    • @metro0612
      @metro0612 3 года назад +28

      @@jacktheomnithere2127 You'd save yourself time if you just look it up on RUclips.

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 3 года назад +15

      @@metro0612 i did before you told me. I sort of get jt.

  • @sciencmath
    @sciencmath Год назад +413

    13:47 Either Sub-Zero truly respects Johnny Cage or simply can't beat him

  • @yerrkkk.4593
    @yerrkkk.4593 3 года назад +3152

    “YoU KnOw YouR HeAd loOks LikE a DiLdO “😂😂

    • @tyshco2969
      @tyshco2969 3 года назад +247

      *I T ‘ S G A M E O V E R , M A N*

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 3 года назад +82

      Actually, it was designed to look like a dildo. There are monographies on Giger's philosophy and its reflection on his creation if you are interested.

    • @steele927
      @steele927 3 года назад +30

      @@miloradowicz ok supernerd

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 3 года назад +38

      @@steele927 lol, not really. I mean, I guess I _am_ a nerd, but movies and Aliens are not my area. I just happened to work on wildbow's Worm fan-translation into Russian around the time Scott's Covenant was coming out, and one of my fellow translators knew shittons about the philosophy behind the Alien's phallic aesthetics.

    • @admgiggles5632
      @admgiggles5632 3 года назад +12

      Caught me off guard

  • @ivanuzanov6406
    @ivanuzanov6406 3 года назад +662

    11:44
    "Thats not a knife"
    "Ha, got you to say it"
    Best of the bunch imo

    • @Pickiest
      @Pickiest 2 года назад +15

      Agreed, the best one

  • @wilsonsanchez9710
    @wilsonsanchez9710 3 года назад +1348

    "Is it true that sub-zero's now 'plain zero?"
    "My mission objective is complete."
    "Damn."
    now that's cold

    • @neutralball1099
      @neutralball1099 3 года назад +107

      That’s not very ice of you.

    • @SuperJGGaming
      @SuperJGGaming 3 года назад +32

      @@neutralball1099 punny

    • @Tahu33446
      @Tahu33446 3 года назад +35

      Like what was he hit with de-icer or something?

    • @alexlin465-
      @alexlin465- 3 года назад +7

      he killed him

    • @extrabeanzpls
      @extrabeanzpls 3 года назад +5

      Boo... just boo...

  • @yasha5544
    @yasha5544 Год назад +316

    2:10
    "Imagine outworld free of slaves"
    "Over my dead body"
    My favourite moment.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 Год назад

      "Today's the day, skullf**ker."

    • @Dip_Shet_nation
      @Dip_Shet_nation Год назад

      "Today's the day, skull fucker"

    • @IluminousOne-9.7.2
      @IluminousOne-9.7.2 Год назад +3

      I meant Free, not free.

    • @therivster
      @therivster 6 месяцев назад +13

      “Today’s the day, Skull F**ker”
      Only Spawn has the balls to say that to Shao Khan. 😂😂😂

    • @sigstackfault
      @sigstackfault 6 месяцев назад +1

      I think the followup should've been "That can be arranged"

  • @MinecartWithTNT
    @MinecartWithTNT 3 года назад +1694

    9:00
    "No jokes. Let's do it."
    "That's what she said."
    I fucking lost it

  • @Rusellei
    @Rusellei 3 года назад +1991

    *Cassie* : Triborg huh? You Swedish?
    *Tribrog* : My human origins are unimportant
    *Cassie* : oOh yOu LiKe tHe tAsTy FiSh yeah for sure

  • @carmiccus7990
    @carmiccus7990 2 года назад +822

    1:51 Kabal just accepted it lmao

  • @GodsDissapointment
    @GodsDissapointment Год назад +82

    18:19 i dont know what funnier. The idea that enough combatants know about frozen to call frost elsa multiple times, the fact that frost knew that cassie would know why she was being called frost, or the fact that frost pure confusion in that moment was enough for cassie to just feel bad and want to help. 😂😂

  • @Player-hk4gt
    @Player-hk4gt 3 года назад +501

    3:24 Johnny says it so calmly and normally that it sounds out of nowhere hahahahaha

  • @JustFrost32
    @JustFrost32 3 года назад +821

    15:43 lmfao "I just said your dad is kinda hot" "STOP ITTT"

  • @LieutenantByrd
    @LieutenantByrd 3 года назад +416

    You missed.
    Takeda: I don't want to do this.
    Jaqui: You don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?
    Takeda: Okaayyy let's do this.

  • @fabianaguirre5117
    @fabianaguirre5117 2 года назад +862

    22:22 had me crying😂

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 3 года назад +954

    14:29 The funny thing is, despite his tone, I don't think the Joker actually intended any disrespect with this question.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 2 года назад +193

      Disrespect, yes, but it's also a sincere question. Joker has no respect for Aquaman anyway.

    • @bm-ub6zc
      @bm-ub6zc 2 года назад +56

      he's always disrespectful, he's just toying with his opponent by suggesting it was a sincere question, because it couldve been

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 2 года назад +12

      @@Bluesit32 True.

  • @COD_TomI
    @COD_TomI 3 года назад +550

    11:06 "no Rose's?" "Just guns" "welcome to the jungle" me: they did not just make a guns and roses reference

    • @kombatserbia6034
      @kombatserbia6034 3 года назад +21

      I mean Terminator takes guns out of roseeeee and you were talking bout that didn't you

    • @ADTribalChild
      @ADTribalChild 3 года назад +20

      Not a bad thing necessarily. At the end of the day, it's all fun and games!

    • @siege824s8
      @siege824s8 3 года назад +5

      It was also a movie reference To predator

    • @han3wmanwukong125
      @han3wmanwukong125 3 года назад +9

      A terminator 2 joke too.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 3 года назад +1

      @@ADTribalChild They get everything they want as well!

  • @LifeHondaX
    @LifeHondaX 3 года назад +457

    I like how almost 70-80% of them include Johnny Cage.

    • @theredandblueyakuza
      @theredandblueyakuza 2 года назад +15

      I like how he just roasts the alien for a minute straight 😂😂😂

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 2 года назад +5

      Johnny is best character confirmed

    • @ThatKirigiriLover
      @ThatKirigiriLover 2 года назад +5

      "Grandmaster Blueberry Ice"
      -Johnny Cage

    • @KingdomKey-ik4xk
      @KingdomKey-ik4xk 27 дней назад

      Actually it's about 50% JC and 40% Joker.

  • @dishierbongo2757
    @dishierbongo2757 Год назад +257

    4:10
    The fact that it's Sylvester Stallone vs Arnold Scwartzenegger makes this 10 times more funnier

    • @jamie1217
      @jamie1217 Год назад +18

      I think I've heard it wasn't actually Arnold himself, they hired someone who could do a good impression. :)

    • @jdb2002
      @jdb2002 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@jamie1217 You're right. Arnold was too busy with Terminator Dark Fate. But he did hand-pick who would do it.

    • @iainkilcar7463
      @iainkilcar7463 9 месяцев назад

      It doesn't even sound remotely like arnie

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 8 месяцев назад

      Lol

    • @Bb_marjuana
      @Bb_marjuana 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@iainkilcar7463you never seen a terminator movie

  • @ivancazares7111
    @ivancazares7111 3 года назад +569

    Johnny cage: Hey Mac
    Ermac: We will end you!
    Johnny cage: We? Is your mother joining us?

  • @roberthorn9915
    @roberthorn9915 2 года назад +465

    13:40
    "Grandmaster blueberry Ice eh?
    Only johnny cage may use that name and live
    Your hardly intimidating snow cone"
    Is now and will forever be my favorite line of dialogue in mk11

  • @S0LlDF0X
    @S0LlDF0X 3 года назад +413

    Boraicho: My favorite pupil.
    Kung Lao: I bet you say that to Liu Kang
    Boraicho: You're right I take it back XD
    Boraicho: My favorite pupil.
    Liu Kang: I bet you say that to Kung Lao...
    Boraicho: With him I mean it.
    **right in the feels**

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +24

      He tells each student exactly what they need to hear to never stop fighting each other for his approval. Classic sensei style.

    • @kombatserbia6034
      @kombatserbia6034 2 года назад +10

      To be a great master you need to tell your students they are your favorite so they can doubt it and train better

  • @gladwrapenjoyer1973
    @gladwrapenjoyer1973 Год назад +140

    3:24 hit me outta nowhere

  • @Caselestial
    @Caselestial 3 года назад +487

    "I have a problem"
    "Your peepee hurts?"
    "Now YOU have a problem"
    Just fucking kills me

  • @Joey-jq2ti
    @Joey-jq2ti 3 года назад +751

    I love how some of terminators intro are referencing Arnold’s movies

    • @youtubercritic
      @youtubercritic 3 года назад +6

      Minus Batman & Robin

    • @leeeverett7388
      @leeeverett7388 3 года назад +30

      @@youtubercritic 4:07 he says “chill out jax” which is mr.freezes line

    • @Liam_Mercer
      @Liam_Mercer 3 года назад +10

      @@leeeverett7388 And it also comes from terminator judgment day when john is teaching him to say "Chill out dickhead"

    • @angelcanet8778
      @angelcanet8778 3 года назад +6

      Arnold shwartzaneegar vs silvester Stalonne is a fight I would pay to see

    • @travisreed1730
      @travisreed1730 3 года назад +3

      Loved the "Jingle All The Way," one.

  • @dreamart3721
    @dreamart3721 2 года назад +303

    2:40 is hilarious "now that's just hurtful" gets me every time XD

  • @hughjanus2
    @hughjanus2 2 года назад +257

    First one caught me so off guard I almost choked on my food 😭

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus 2 года назад +755

    Johny is hands down the best VA of the cast. Keep him, forever.

  • @Nintendo_Wolf
    @Nintendo_Wolf 3 года назад +521

    19:19 Calling Subzero a human air conditioner for the summer time is too funny!

    • @AdderTude
      @AdderTude 2 года назад +22

      It's even funnier considering his Friendship in MK11 has him excitedly hopping up and down like a schoolgirl before running off to ride an ice cream cart onto the stage.

    • @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804
      @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 2 года назад +7

      That's what I love about Sub Zero, he usually play along.

    • @josaywhat
      @josaywhat 2 года назад +4

      Mehhh... Erron Black calling Frost a "snowflake" better 🤣

  • @trust6545
    @trust6545 3 года назад +349

    1:58 idk why but the "eh shit" gives me life

  • @CARNAGE25
    @CARNAGE25 Год назад +177

    0:41 "Size doesn't matter baraka"
    Can we just appreciate those words by Cassie?

  • @Smiley0.1
    @Smiley0.1 2 года назад +305

    12:25
    Not sure what makes me laugh more, the fact that Liu Kang kindly said please or the fact that Mileena misunderstood lol.

    • @Dispencerhere
      @Dispencerhere Год назад +19

      Or the fact that mileena actually listened despite misunderstanding.

  • @sacredsalt6840
    @sacredsalt6840 3 года назад +784

    3:24 is the exact reason why I love Johnny Cage.

    • @MJHootHoot
      @MJHootHoot 3 года назад +28

      Best line ever.

    • @slippinjimmy9733
      @slippinjimmy9733 3 года назад

      He is the worst character in mk x

    • @mrpersoonman
      @mrpersoonman 3 года назад +31

      @@slippinjimmy9733 you mean stat wise or character wise
      because one of those is wrong.

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 3 года назад +1

      @@mrpersoonman probably character wise

    • @theorangegremlin334
      @theorangegremlin334 3 года назад +1

      Well I mean he’s not wrong

  • @joshuagarza3673
    @joshuagarza3673 3 года назад +160

    23:42 "That's just really F#$%& up man."
    Best Cage line.

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin Год назад +59

    I will never get over Kabal's little "ah shit" in that one with Shang Tsung.

  • @kongsied4279
    @kongsied4279 3 года назад +353

    3:57"Ooooo you like the tasty fish yah forsure"🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @gtrfan137kereere6
      @gtrfan137kereere6 3 года назад +25

      I love cassie😂

    • @xylirator
      @xylirator 3 года назад +39

      @@gtrfan137kereere6 mkx cassie is better than mk11

    • @Srxpys
      @Srxpys 3 года назад +3

      @@xylirator fax

    • @kankan1083
      @kankan1083 3 года назад +2

      That was the worst Swedish impression I’ve ever heard

  • @lornamistica9008
    @lornamistica9008 3 года назад +725

    22:21 IS KILLING ME BRO I LOVE IT

  • @Nintendo_Wolf
    @Nintendo_Wolf 3 года назад +772

    17:01 Even though Scorpion is kind of serious, I find his "Exactly." quite humorous!

  • @Flashguy4826
    @Flashguy4826 2 года назад +170

    20:13 This one made my stomach cave in. I'll never get tired of Johnny, I swear. XD

  • @misterjay9955
    @misterjay9955 3 года назад +524

    10:50 Is easily my favorite part because "it's turbo time" is a reference to another movie Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in called "Jingle all the way"

    • @Pressure_cooker24
      @Pressure_cooker24 2 года назад +22

      Funny thing is 11:00 is a reference to Total Recall, another one of his movies

    • @RevampReborn
      @RevampReborn 2 года назад +4

      I thought it felt Familiar

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 2 года назад +17

      It's morbin' time

    • @wolfchai0338
      @wolfchai0338 2 года назад +1

      @@Yougotcaged102 that’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @nwithan12
      @nwithan12 Год назад +1

      It's also a reference to power rangers turbo

  • @YEYawson8376
    @YEYawson8376 3 года назад +653

    D'Vorah: As you suffer, we enjoy.
    Kung Jin: *As you talk, we punch your face*
    Shinnok: The Elder Gods are my enemies.
    Cassie Cage: *THEY BOOTED YOUR ASS*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AbyssalPlague
    @AbyssalPlague 3 года назад +536

    7:12 I love this interaction. Especially the way Jax says "You'll get my foot in your ass!"

    • @MacDaKing1
      @MacDaKing1 3 года назад +38

      “Jax, it’s a child.”

    • @Leonardo-sx2jk
      @Leonardo-sx2jk 3 года назад +30

      MKX Jax sounds like the grandpa off the boondocks

    • @jasonx1174
      @jasonx1174 3 года назад +8

      @@Leonardo-sx2jk well there's 2 voices of Jax in MKX. The regular one and then the voice exclusive to the Alien Skin. So which one?

    • @artiequick3583
      @artiequick3583 3 года назад

      @@MacDaKing1 that child wants to rip his eyes out

    • @sonomni
      @sonomni 3 года назад +2

      @@jasonx1174 Carl Weathers is the second voice of Jax

  • @wudpeckr4951
    @wudpeckr4951 2 года назад +107

    Cassie’s voice actor in mkx delivers the lines so well lmao

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r Год назад +4

      Ashly Burch, also known as Aloy in Horizon Zero Dawn and Tiny Tina in Borderlands!

  • @corgipants3840
    @corgipants3840 2 года назад +223

    1:50
    The cool swing to pose, followed by "Ah, shit" cracks me up everytime lol

  • @TheBigCberry
    @TheBigCberry 2 года назад +491

    I like how it's obvious Noob Saibot absolutely knows what he's doing when he chooses not to acknowledge anyone's joke setups, but everyone else thinks he doesn't

  • @nothillybilly
    @nothillybilly 3 года назад +616

    "What's cooking good looking"
    LMAO😭

    • @crumblemuffin1257
      @crumblemuffin1257 3 года назад +66

      SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @jonathancruz207
      @jonathancruz207 3 года назад +20

      Rule 34 oh no

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 3 года назад +12

      What the fuck Johnny

    • @Blood-Kain
      @Blood-Kain 3 года назад +5

      Was that past Johnny?!

    • @nothillybilly
      @nothillybilly 3 года назад +23

      @@Blood-Kain yeah past johnny didn't know Cassie was his daughter. That's why he said that.

  • @Clearnighter
    @Clearnighter Год назад +268

    For those who are wondering what a "humuhumunukunukuapu'aa" is,
    It is a type of fish native in the Pacific ocean namely around Hawaii. Why joker called scorpion this, I honestly have no clue..

    • @joelofjudah9144
      @joelofjudah9144 Год назад +35

      Because he is the Joker.

    • @Clearnighter
      @Clearnighter Год назад +23

      @@joelofjudah9144 oh yeah, everything he says has no context

    • @imrxinz
      @imrxinz Год назад +72

      ​​@@Clearnighter since the type of "humuhumunukunukuapu'aa" is a "Triggerfish with a snout like a pig"
      That's basically the Joker's way of calling Scorpion that he's "easily Triggered", which not so far off.

    • @CrustyTheMoist
      @CrustyTheMoist Год назад +20

      ​@Rxinzbowz I really think you're all just over thinking this. "Choose your next word carefully", he's Joker, he just said a crazy word because Scorpion was being too crazy as a way to mock what he said.
      I really don't think Joker was doing it for any strict meaning, he just said a funny and outlandish word as a retort

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers Год назад +4

      ​@@CrustyTheMoistJoker us deceptively intelligent

  • @joshuathememelord4202
    @joshuathememelord4202 3 года назад +478

    13:10 joker seemed depressed as hell when he was laughing

    • @mageflame7477
      @mageflame7477 3 года назад +48

      A la Joaquin Phoenix

    • @samschmit7181
      @samschmit7181 3 года назад +14

      Well, either that, or sarcastic.

    • @McDanklestank
      @McDanklestank 2 года назад +3

      Gotta remember, in some iterations, his lunacy is pretty much an incurable disease

  • @InfamousBee7
    @InfamousBee7 3 года назад +222

    13:41 So Sub-Zero and Johnny are friends.
    That’s new

    • @kidjames6875
      @kidjames6875 3 года назад +32

      unlimited ice cube supply

  • @BlackstarToki
    @BlackstarToki 2 года назад +345

    I just love the fact that Johnny Cage managed to mess with Terminator’s learning program to teach him how to roast other fighters with his words

  • @bacon4835
    @bacon4835 2 года назад +449

    12:50 had me dying 😂

  • @luigipotter16
    @luigipotter16 3 года назад +818

    15:43 Best one ever. Made me laugh.

  • @VidelBruh
    @VidelBruh 3 года назад +152

    "Something wrong?"
    "Yeah, I'm seeing double."
    "You're drunk. Go to sleep!"

    • @Anonymous-zb1ud
      @Anonymous-zb1ud 3 года назад +1

      Why is no one else taking about this ?😂😂

  • @lego007guym8
    @lego007guym8 3 года назад +252

    God damn, Cassie is savage in Mortal Kombat 10. "I'm being harassed by a toaster."

  • @GameLover59328
    @GameLover59328 Год назад +140

    12:44 Gotta be my favorite line from the Joker in this lol

    • @AhmetyasinBilen
      @AhmetyasinBilen 3 месяца назад +1

      That means Scorpion easily gets triggered cuz theres a yellow and black color fish in hawaii and other places too (and those are triggerfishes

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 3 года назад +572

    I enjoy the ones where Mileena mimics Kitana’s voice and just creeps people out.

    • @kxngrxse1562
      @kxngrxse1562 3 года назад +15

      *mimics

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 3 года назад +42

      @@kxngrxse1562 where will you be when autocorrect attacks?
      Thank you kindly for looking out.

    • @kxngrxse1562
      @kxngrxse1562 3 года назад +7

      @@mas8705 np

    • @bennyboi3351
      @bennyboi3351 3 года назад +4

      Yeah those intros are cool.

    • @MilitaristTurkcu
      @MilitaristTurkcu 3 года назад +2

      *Kitana* not katana

  • @goldgamercommenting2990
    @goldgamercommenting2990 3 года назад +230

    12:50 the joker called scorpion a fish

  • @KayosKing
    @KayosKing 3 года назад +660

    Kitanna: what you will not do for money
    Kano: I'll do you for FREE🤣🤣🤣

  • @benkalu2508
    @benkalu2508 Год назад +23

    17:56
    Erron: "My ma would've loved you, Cassie Cage"
    Cassie: "Aw sounds like you miss her bunches"
    Erron: "I hated Ma"

  • @peterdubinsky5389
    @peterdubinsky5389 3 года назад +289

    22:22 is the best out of these all I swear on that😂

  • @netherwarrior6113
    @netherwarrior6113 2 года назад +276

    18:25 That refrence is legendary. All the joker, Johnny and Cassie cage ones are good

  • @Randomizer-26
    @Randomizer-26 3 года назад +262

    18:18 "HeY tHeRe ElSa" lmao this one

    • @samschmit7181
      @samschmit7181 3 года назад +24

      I'm surprised that they could make an eye roll animation.

    • @joelsaenz9008
      @joelsaenz9008 3 года назад +11

      Lol that Frozen reference

    • @RRaptor86
      @RRaptor86 3 года назад +16

      Cassie should have said, “Sweetie, you just learn to ‘let it go’.”

  • @Galaxy-MediaX
    @Galaxy-MediaX 9 месяцев назад +6

    "I never considered you an enemy."
    "I never considered you at all."
    I feel like that one was the harshest comeback. 🔥

  • @grandmasterblueberryice4882
    @grandmasterblueberryice4882 3 года назад +1037

    7:36 - 7:50 best dialogue in gaming history

    • @phinsallday2865
      @phinsallday2865 3 года назад +102

      Yo I swear that can be it’s own movie or he’ll even game

    • @oxifly276
      @oxifly276 3 года назад +20

      7:37-7:50

    • @ejcbubba27
      @ejcbubba27 3 года назад +36

      Spawn: There's still a man under all that shit?
      Robocop: Bad language makes for bad feelings.
      Spawn: Perfect! You're about to feel real bad, motherfucker!

  • @RifqiCrazyxx
    @RifqiCrazyxx 3 года назад +365

    "Any chance we settle this peaceably?"
    "No."
    "Hasta la vista, baby."
    This one is very funny, lmao

  • @ericschubel4147
    @ericschubel4147 3 года назад +91

    "Expect no mercy."
    "I expect... incompetence."
    Fucking hell, Bi Han.

  • @pandabros1443
    @pandabros1443 2 года назад +82

    Takeda, Johnny, and Cassie are funny af

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 3 года назад +216

    My favourite has to be Cassy going "Cage match" You didn't just say that... "I am your daughter" :'D adorable.

    • @RevampReborn
      @RevampReborn 2 года назад +3

      Mkx cassy is way funnier to me

  • @Diylisandro
    @Diylisandro 2 года назад +729

    3:24 this man will always be my favorite character In the mk series 😂

  • @trinity7457
    @trinity7457 3 года назад +210

    "Would you like to taste Australia's best blood sausage?"
    "I would rather taste your blood"
    "Would you settle for me sausage?"

  • @JediPhoenix1976
    @JediPhoenix1976 Год назад +91

    12:46 - Cracks me up every time. 😄

    • @nido84
      @nido84 6 месяцев назад +1

      humuhumunukunikuapu'aa

  • @PathfinderAPEXV1
    @PathfinderAPEXV1 3 года назад +353

    On 24:24 Kenshi and Triborg joke still cracks me up 🤣

  • @CelestialJudge
    @CelestialJudge 3 года назад +316

    "It's Game Over, Man!" 😄

    • @ARCEUS493ZELDA
      @ARCEUS493ZELDA 3 года назад +9

      @Avion Murrell yea the new MK movie definitely has sequel potential for sure, hopefully they follow thru with it

    • @mason-801
      @mason-801 3 года назад +5

      I love the “Aliens” 1986 Bill Paxton’s line 😂

  • @mikewazowski4495
    @mikewazowski4495 3 года назад +134

    Jonny Cage literally performed a fatality on Milena by calling her “butter face”

  • @Antimanele104
    @Antimanele104 Год назад +42

    16:23
    Really, Frost? Out of all the people, you expected Johnny Cage to be the one to take you seriously?

    • @nyanbonecrush
      @nyanbonecrush 10 месяцев назад +2

      She must have really lowered her standards