@@WolfLightning777 Cetrion is so close to "Citroën" that when I wanted to learn more about her on the wiki, Google insisted to show me instead the cars this company offered. ^^
@@thekurg4810 that's what I wanna know! fr tho, I'd imagine if he has a kid, that it wouldn't be deemed necessary to say who Baraka's lover would be. Hell for all we know, the kid is Mileenas
I love how dead serious Cage gets for a second when Erron Black says something's wrong with his face. Just the way his tone changes for a second is great.
It's a nod to a very old saying that comes from a treatise defending the Church of England. "If they pay a penie or two pence more for the reddinesse of them... let them looke to that, a foole and his money is soone parted." Dr. John Bridges, 1587. It's a nod to Proverbs about how fools take and take rather than save, and are often parted from their desires, as a result. "There is precious treasure and oil in the dwelling of the wise, but a foolish man swallows it up." Proverbs 21, stanza 20, NASB
Missed one of my favourites, between Liu Kang and Baraka: Liu Kang: I thought you respected Kitana. Baraka: But not her concubine! Liu Kang: Concubine?!
"'Cetrion' embodies virtue and light" "Sounds like a damn insurance company" This is why Johnny Cage is unironically my favorite Mortal Kombat character.
/"What an uninspired sense of humor"/ I love how Cetrion just drops the divine-talk and calls Erron cliche. The sarcasm is so out if character for her it's perfect.
Damn Geras handing out burn wounds left and right. Geras: "I am stumped, Kollector." Kollector: "that I've exceeded all expectations." Geras: "That you fall so far short of them. "
Cetrion: I am an Elder God, not an insurance Agent! JC: promising salvation, demanding and changing requirements, promising a period of time before delivering on your terms and not abiding on your agreements due to reasons?
I'm almost positive that was a dig at an ad campaign Paul Hogan starred in during the 80's in an attempt to get more US tourists to visit due to falling numbers in the tourism sector at the time.
@Joseph Waters It's not a real language if that's what you're asking. At least as far as I know. It's been spoken a bit throughout the games though. Raiden and Mileena have said one or two lines in it, as well as Baraka and other Tarkatans. Obviously.
hehe i still love that nosferatu reference to baraka (in case you don't know it, they bought a Nosferaty mask and added some nails in the mouth to make baraka in mk2)
Johnny Cage: Stop sniffing around Cassie and Sonya. Kano: Can't. I'm like a dog with a bone. Johnny Cage: You're gonna be a dog with a fist up his ***. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Just for me thinking of that, it got me laughing so hard imagining it.
I like the subtle reference to MK games development in some of these interactions. For instance, Johnny Cage calling Baraka "Nosferatu" is referencing the fact that back in MK2, they use a modified "Nosferatu" mask and fake nails.
Damn, Baraka be here defending his grandmother like a boss
😂😂
It's his redeeming quality, one of them at least.
2:51
Surprisingly wholesome
Man that shit was too funny
You missed:
Sub-Zero: Call me Grandmaster.
Johnny Cage: "Grandmaster Blueberry Ice".
Sub Zero: Even a child has more discipline.
I love how sub zero only let cage call him that
@@bluenitethewarrior9332 And live of course.
DON'T FORGET Joker to Scorpion:
"Humuhowthefuckdoyousayit?"
isnt that in mkx?
Joker: [laughs] "Grandmaster Blueberry Ice", eh?
Sub-Zero: Only Johnny Cage may use that name and live.
Joker: You're hardly intimidating, snowcone.
"It sounds like a damn insurance company." Cetrion, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on kar insurance.
isn't also a car company as well
@@WolfLightning777 Cetrion is so close to "Citroën" that when I wanted to learn more about her on the wiki, Google insisted to show me instead the cars this company offered. ^^
@@Paludion lmao oh shit now that's funny
@Radical Left really
Tell me is there a bank named typhon
Odin
Zeus lel
🎯
@Radical Left oh wow
1:48
“Now I remember you, Scorpion”
“I fought Sub-Zero in your coliseum”
“And lost horribly as I recall” lmfaoooo
i chuckled
If they're referring to nine, Scorpion won that fight
Blooky Stormblade no Kuai-Liang fought scorpion after scorpion killed Bi-Han, and beat him
@@lumadooma4766 ah you're right. But wasn't he cyber sub zero at the time?
Blooky Stormblade no
Johnny: "Sounds like a damn insurance company."
**Narrator: Legend has it that Cetrion still hasn't fully recovered from this burn.**
Eh, Kabal makes a better insurance company. Cetrion probably makes dish soap and hand sanitizer lol
@@patrickcross1571 Cetrion sounds like a phone company to me. I'd say Jax would be the dish soap and hand sanitizer lol
Jax - We make ALL steel stainless.
@@patrickcross1571 Ngl, Kabal sounds more like a Firearm company or an EOTech ripoff
Cetrion sounds a lot like Citroën, a French car manufacturer.
It’s now officially canon that Baraka’s grandmother has the biggest teeth ever.
The Bombastic AR YOOOOO I’ve been waiting for this since 9!
Imagine what kinda badass grandma baracka was, teeth as thick as an axe and as long as kabal's hookswords
I’m just happy he was so eager to defend his grammy
The Bombastic AR 😂😂
Jaymotions be like Baraka and always defend your grandma
Aw, Baraka loves his grandmother.
I know right?
by what I've heard, Baraka would be considered something of a family man. Wouldn't be surprised if he has a kid of his own
JurassicSmackdown who’s the mother tho
@@thekurg4810 that's what I wanna know!
fr tho, I'd imagine if he has a kid, that it wouldn't be deemed necessary to say who Baraka's lover would be. Hell for all we know, the kid is Mileenas
JurassicSmackdown probably would be tbh
Erron black fights for outworld because of the booze... Dang
As a Texan... It seems logical
True neutral
Well, Bo Rai Cho prefers earthrealms rice wine, so I guess its a matter of taste.
Just as I thought.....Erron Black is very shallow.
Fair enough
"Drunk, yes. But not lazy" strongest comeback ever
Insult: *exist*
Johnny and Cassie:"Now this looks like a job for me"
And Erron Black.
So everybody just follow me
Best one is Cassie against Scorpion
Cassie: Can i say it just once?
Scorpion: Only if you wish to suffer
Cassie: “GET OVER HERE”!!!
@Rift Reaper BREH
I would have prefered scorpion say. Dont you even think about it
OOooOoo yesss
@@professormeme6584 that's a pretty good one too.
Yeah but Erron and Sub-Zero's come in second. When Erron said should of brought my parka. Now I want to see him in one
I love how dead serious Cage gets for a second when Erron Black says something's wrong with his face. Just the way his tone changes for a second is great.
The insecurity is strong in him
He also gets serious at the thought of Kano harassing his wife and child. One of the only times he's actually angry.
You gotta admit, despite how bad the writing in the story is, the characters have some really well written (and acted) intros
Geras: "I am stunned, Kollector."
Kollector: "That I've exceeded all expectations?"
Geras: "That you fall so far short of them."
FATALITY
Sounds like every strict dad I know
@@adamyves1750 Son, I am disappoint.
@@MLBlue30 me too. In my birth. Thanks for nothing, dad!
(I know the comment is old, couldn't resist the urge to respond)
I love how Geras speaks so eloquently, but is also a snarky bastard.
EMOTINONAL DAMAGE
“Better get right with Kronika”
“Fuck you and Kronika!”
“Now that’s a bonzer attitude.”
Baraka’s so savage in this game😂
0:50
"A fool and his vice are soon departed."
Damn, that was COLD, and witty.
It's a nod to a very old saying that comes from a treatise defending the Church of England.
"If they pay a penie or two pence more for the reddinesse of them... let them looke to that, a foole and his money is soone parted."
Dr. John Bridges, 1587.
It's a nod to Proverbs about how fools take and take rather than save, and are often parted from their desires, as a result.
"There is precious treasure and oil in the dwelling of the wise, but a foolish man swallows it up."
Proverbs 21, stanza 20, NASB
Missed one of my favourites, between Liu Kang and Baraka:
Liu Kang: I thought you respected Kitana.
Baraka: But not her concubine!
Liu Kang: Concubine?!
Wait, this is legit?
@@minu429 yep
RevanSurik What’s a concubine?
Octavio Contreras concubines are basically sex slaves
@John Moore He is calling Liu Kang Kitana's Concubine.
2:30-2:37
Baraka: "Do you know what I am?"
Johnny Cage: "Cannibal humanoid under-dweller?"
Baraka: "I am DEATH, you imp!"
AJ Csorny The Descent reference!
@@tony452 So basically the same thing.
XD
Anton Olonan chud reference
CHUD(1984), it's a cult classic.
Human air conditioner....so what would sub zero just be in the corner of the room blowing cold air? Lol
stands in corner
*starts blowing cold air
Missed opportunity for him to say ice maker.
Kung lao and sub zero in tandom
One to spin and the other to blow cold air
Athina Agelopoulos lol yeah kinda awkward
painhellemental 9000 or kitana or Baraka to fan it lol.
Johnny cage “I found you a perfect summer job”
Sub Zero “What is it?”
Johnny Cage “Human Air Conditioner”
BRUTALITY
No. Burnality
nope you mean
roastality
savageality
When Scorpion can’t burn his ass, but Johnny did a pretty good job at it
Perhaps a better summer job for Sub-Zero would be serving snow cones at the beach. Meanwhile, Scorpion could roast hot dogs over his hellfire. LOL.
"And lost horribly as I recall"
I love Scorpion, but that was hilarious 🤣
*MY GRANDMOTHER'S WERE THE BIGGEST*
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That could be easily misinterpreted ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Meanwhile in MKX...
Kano: "Over here sweet girl."
Cassie: *"Grandma, what big teeth you have."*
Kano: "Here's how the story ends."
And that's why we love baraka
Thats what he said :)
"'Cetrion' embodies virtue and light"
"Sounds like a damn insurance company"
This is why Johnny Cage is unironically my favorite Mortal Kombat character.
This mans said "scrotal". I'm done 🤣👌
Scrotal Khan, I lost it XD
He said it and he survived, well done 😆
Lmao
Cage is kinda a douche....
@@earnestpeeplesjr8948 that's his younger self though
/"What an uninspired sense of humor"/
I love how Cetrion just drops the divine-talk and calls Erron cliche. The sarcasm is so out if character for her it's perfect.
This game has given me a newfound appreciation for Baraka. Shout out to that guy, and his truly fearsome grandma
Does that mean we may get Baraka's grandma as a playable character some day?
Like for Baraka and his Grandma
RIP Barakas grandmother
She had the biggest teeth
KSound Kaiju oh I hope you’re okay
Ziliock I didn’t expect him to say that 😂👍🏻
Lol Grandma Baraka approves this message.
"Fuck you and Kronika"
Johnny Cage, arguably the most entertaining intro trash talker.
Cassie and Noob come close though
@@spiralpower1620 So does Baraka, I know he's Savage but of 2 kinds in Kombat and insults.
Johnny is the most entertaining but not always the most savage
I would say Spawn is even better. That guy is savage
Nobody beats fujin roasting kano
“I pick my own [teeth], woman!”
TIL that Baraka actually has an intro where he does, indeed, pick his teeth clean.
I think that was a win pose, not an intro.
Brandon Okonkwo it’s a winning pose bro
Bruh, that one was an outro. Do some research, you bendy pencil.
BX56
*_-u h-_*
@@BX56_YT you give em some ice cream or sumthin?
Baraka defending his Grandma's teeth is oddly wholesome.
Erron: "Now you make a hornet look cuddly."
Kollector: "To the Naknada, you are ghastly."
Erron: "Fair enough. Let's fight."
Liu kang : bo rai cho is my master
Collector: HAH!
Ok?
Kollector* non-mortal Kombat fan
Huh gayyyyyyyyyy
"Lazy and drunk people? I laugh in the face of lazy and drunk people, hahaha!"
Laughs in spanish
3:43 I'm glad you didn't show a picture of that one
Nice
I’m the 69th like
Baraka have pretty good sense of humor
Youll leave in peaces
MY GRANDMOTHER WERE THE BIGGEST!
EARTHREALMER
Fuck you and kronika
My "file" Earthrealmer?
2:51 that's actually cute, lil baraka and his grandma
Damn Geras handing out burn wounds left and right.
Geras: "I am stumped, Kollector."
Kollector: "that I've exceeded all expectations."
Geras: "That you fall so far short of them. "
2:33 C.H.U.D 😃
God thats such an obscure reference, and I love it.
Johnny Cage go on Chapo.
Chud in hindi means fuck 😂😂
TheLone Wolf when bappo tired, bappo take a nappo
@Hans Blitzkrieg oops, karma
I can't sneed
“My grandmother was the biggest” - Baraka . Was actually Hilarious
Cetrion: I am an Elder God, not an insurance Agent!
JC: promising salvation, demanding and changing requirements, promising a period of time before delivering on your terms and not abiding on your agreements due to reasons?
Celtrion can save you 15 percent on car insurance
Cetrion: ...
Cetrion: *Listen here, you little shi-*
Baraka really said “fuck you and Kronika.” I’m crying 😭
"You got better odds shootin craps with satan"
Cuphead: *Sneezes*
Cuphead and Mugman: *And we took that personally-*
0:18
Fun Fact: Bo Rai Cho can sound like "Borracho" that means, indeed, Drunktard in spanish
Mako Cueto Kollecter’s insult on Liu Kang is hilarious
It also means drunk in Swedish
That’s the reason NRS named him that way.
I was going to say the same thing
Dashie told us this on one of his videos
"My grandmother's were the biggest"
Well, at least baraka has standards
hey, baraka may be a lot but he'll stand up for his family
@@DragonKirby he got family
@@fizzle._12 nothing’s stronger lol
@@DragonKirby yeah
Ok I gotta admit. I love the pictures to go with the insults!
Rainbowdragon2
scotty Kilmer
“Im gonna beat you back to Tex-ass-istan”
-Johnny Cage, best line
4:50 Johnny, you're completely wrong. Sub-zero's summer job is selling Ice cream
Ice cubes too
Sub Zero actually got interested Lol
1:30 Johnny Cage wins
*KOTALITY*
Lol
Cage does melt the shit out of Kotal Khan. Every time I hear "Scrotal", damn lmao!
*SCROTALITY*
CETRION. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on Kombat insurance...
Perfect
Did the little piggy cry wee wee wee all the way home
Hello, we'd like to speak to you about your kar's extended warranty
Did Baraka curse? That’s hilarious.
I swea he did 😆
@@daquariezgray8025 Eyyyy!
@@RimeyCH huh
I know ryt?🤣
I think he said fuck u lol
3:11 That was such a good austrailen accent 😂😂
Lmao
I'm almost positive that was a dig at an ad campaign Paul Hogan starred in during the 80's in an attempt to get more US tourists to visit due to falling numbers in the tourism sector at the time.
4:13 got me to giggle, well done.
1:47
Ouch! Scorpion.exe has stopped working 🤪😂
@Pokemanboss2242 1:47 has the full conversion.
Ouch
MrGStar123: My favorite kharacter is SubZer--
0:19
MrGStar123: My favorite kharacter is Kollector
LMAOO
that ABOMINATION trained the best warriors in Earthrealm. DISGRACEFUL
@@wally4087 *Absolutely **_U N A C C E P T A B L E_*
LOOK AT HIM!
"The AI is fucked."
Baraka, a granny's boy.
2:12 i love his attitude and the way he said that😂
That lazy drunk trained you? HA!
The voice how he says it. Dead 😂😂😂😂
Drunk,yes,but not lazy
Tatuman / タツマン Indeed
I love how Johnny cages face drops when black says he can fix it! Legendary
lul
No-one:
Not a single soul:
Baraka: *NAY AKA RATAKKA TAHAR KOMBAT*
@Chromatic Then you understand enough!
All I understood from that was kombat
@Joseph Waters It's not a real language if that's what you're asking. At least as far as I know. It's been spoken a bit throughout the games though. Raiden and Mileena have said one or two lines in it, as well as Baraka and other Tarkatans. Obviously.
@Yah Yeet Isn't that language tarkatan?
@@stonecoldninja2803 Yee.
Honestly never heard baraka swear tbh...
00:54 "%$#@ you and Kronika" that's the F word replaced by an M...
GamelutioN ohh sorry about that, didn’t notice that.
He has no lips how can he even say Baraka?
@@Laws2
With some effort.
So he did swear then?
I love the fact that when Johnny Cage is speaking to Sub-Zero he sounds more like a bro trying to help rather than roasting him
Can we take a moment to appreciate the love from Baraka towards his grandma?
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Johnny Cage: Kisses arm
Please for the love of god, stop using this meme format like this.
haha funny very original
@@MeteorCow lol it's the MK11 RUclips trademark 😂
Cringe
Not just his arm, but his giant manly *BICEPS*
"have you looked in a mirror lately?" I love this man.
Did...did Baraka just say "F**k you" to Kano?
Baraka is the absolute best
0:53
-ock you amd Kronika
He said F***
He says, "Nokt", which is the Tarkatan equivalent.
@@Disciple_of_Cthulhu it's also hilarious
@@Zero_0ne Heh, now that's a bonzer attitude!
The change in Johnnie's facial expression when he says "what would that be?"
0:42
Me when explaining the lore of Mortal Kombat
OMFG, that's f*cking tickled me
I am more American than I realized cause.... 🗣️"THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BAR B" is still mad funny to me
There's no way Kano hasn't heard that one before. Australians and their grills are attached at the hip.
"realized" yes of course you are American
@@tuantani8480 😏😉
Racist.
Even crooks are critics these days.
2:18 Your name means Dung Heap in my tonque! "Be right back guys, gonna go to the bathroom to take a Cassie!"
underrated comment lmfaoooooo
We need Jax saying:
*"Damn you ugly"*
3:11 "Throw another shrimp on the barbie." That always sounds funnier from a non Australian.
Lol 😂 Cassie is savage.
You sound like a sh*t-ass American tourist
"Idiots guide to kicking your ass"
(Did Baraka didn't even have to point out she called herself an Idiot)
0:51 Baraka is my favorite character now.
SteakPie Gaming why’d it say you on the caption
@@seearyari they may wanna cover up the "fuck" in the sentence
I heard "Mucked"
“FUCK YOU AND KRONIKA!”
MUTT YOU AND KRONIKA!!
Never thought I would see the day Baraka cusses out Somebody. XD
He called him Scrotal. 🤣😂😂😂
The fact that Baraka actually responded with "My grandmother's were the biggest!" like he was just offended like he was in a Disney XD sitcom!
Scorpion: Can I say it, just this once?
Cassie Cage: Only if you wish to suffer.
Scorpion: *_sup_*
3:11 kano was funny asf 🤣
"Sounds like a damn Insurance Company." lol
hehe i still love that nosferatu reference to baraka
(in case you don't know it, they bought a Nosferaty mask and added some nails in the mouth to make baraka in mk2)
I never knew that, that's insane
"Kronika perfected me" , "Have you looked in a mirror lately?" Damn, coming from johny cage that must hurt.
"I am stunned Kolektor"
"That i have Exceeded all Expectations."
"That you fall so short of them"
Cage: *I found u the best summer job*
Sub zero: *What would that be*
Cage : *Human air conditioner* 🤣🤣
H.A.C
“Well that and you’re banging Liu Kang” *gets condom ad*
*Kondom. They're stronger in outworld
Shiz
Jacqui: "Grandmother what big teeth you have
Baraka: *MY GRANDMOTHER'S WERE THE BIGGEST*
Meanwhile in MKX
Cassie Cage: "Grandma, what big teeth you have you have."
Kano: *"Here's how the story ends."*
The Cage's relationship with Baraka is pure gold.
I love how this guy puts up a picture of a dog to remind us about dogs and yet he doesn’t explain gingivitis to us
Johnny Cage: Stop sniffing around Cassie and Sonya.
Kano: Can't. I'm like a dog with a bone.
Johnny Cage: You're gonna be a dog with a fist up his ***.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Just for me thinking of that, it got me laughing so hard imagining it.
Cage put his fist somewhere during the story mode;)
He's a bit of a narcissistic jerk, but he cares about his family. You're alright in my book, Cage.
Name one realm you control - *Noob saibot*
What a BURN. Kahn had nothing to respond.
The best burn that shao has received in the whole game too he honest there was no emotion just hard cold facts
Edenia and Zaterra to name a few. He even merged both with Outworld.
@@jennifercorbett8640 Well in this game he controls nothing if you actually pay attention to the games lol
@@Bgs_Vndl Then I guess Edenia got un-merged with Outworld.
I like the subtle reference to MK games development in some of these interactions. For instance, Johnny Cage calling Baraka "Nosferatu" is referencing the fact that back in MK2, they use a modified "Nosferatu" mask and fake nails.
"And lost horribly as I recall."
I'm dead bruh.🤣🤣🤣
"Cetrion life insurance" company actually has a nice ring to it XD
*Love the pictures added*
Adds to the comedy
I really love the edits that you add during dialogue. Kudos for you, GamelutioN.
I appreciate it! :)
Baraka has the best lines
I don’t even play these games but these videos of the beginning banter are great man.
Damn,baraka be defending his grandma like a boss
0:26 Dude does like Nosferatu though XD
Richard Divizio was in fact wearing a paintef nosferatu mask while making Baraka for MK2 so yep, he defo does
0:13 gosh tHAT LAUGH, istg erron is gonna be the death of me
3:19 I just love Kabal, lmao
The Cage family and Baraka have the best lines, I swear.
Baraka reacting to the Red Riding Hood joke was pretty pure from a tarkatan standpoint.