Mileena: Repulsive human! Johnny: Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive! Mileena: WHO TOLD YOU THIS! Baraka: Uh Johnny! YOU REALLY GONNA DO ME LIKE THAT JOHNNY!!!
Kung jin: you're facing a shoalin Tanya: a handsome shoalin Jin: barking up the wrong tree sister I think this proves what the story was leading on. Kung Jin is gay.
Baffles me why they put in a gay character to begin with. What purpose does it serve? And its freakin' Mortal Kombat, why have such a character at all?
Cassie cage: seen a lot in your days. Kotal khan: I have survived may battles. Cassie cage: then you know of the bitch slap Someone call the fire department cause you just got burned Kotal khan
Saturday LuNAtiC Jason’s intro is where he carries a dead chick’s body with him. It’s basically like Torr carrying Ferra around, which made Tanya do the joke
Epic, but you're missing some! Ferra/Torr: Torr I'm Upset! Johnny Cage: He's got a monkey on his back! Ferra/Torr: Monkey claws cut deep! Takeda: I never considered you an enemy Kitana: I never considered you at all! Takeda: Now that's just hurtful!
takeda and Jackie interactions was so cute. takeda "I don't wanna do this." Jackie "don't wanna wrestle me to the ground." takeda "...nevermind let's do this." me "...sorry innuendos...nice X3
I know that, you know. And it's really hard to be accepted into the Shaolin for Kung Jin, but Raiden told him to be a part of the Shaolin, because in his own words the Shaolin only seeks into the heart not to who you desire.
You're missing these gems: Johnny Cage: Kenshi, is it true? Kenshi: Is what true? Johnny Cage: Are your nuts truly numb? Johnny Cage: Scumbag. Kano: Tosser. Johnny Cage: You're getting a punch down under! Reptile: D'Vorah. D'Vorah: Do reptiles know fear? Reptile: Just as insects feel pain! Jacqui: Time for some fun. Kitana: This is a game to you? Jacqui: I call it "Punt the Princess" Reptile: Are you afraid, Hasashi? Scorpion: What have I to fear? Reptile: Reptiles eat scorpions.
The Cool Persian Really dude? lol Basically "doing" someone means having sex with them. Not sure if that phrase is exclusively a British/Aussie thing but whatever. And Kano's delivery makes that intro all the better.
Takeda: “Let’s not do this” Jacqui: “Don’t wanna wrestle me to the ground?” Takeda: “Ok. Let’s do this” Me: After that line Jacqui just got hotter🥵❤️♥️
Jax: "What do you want cage?" Johnny: "Thought you could use a workout." Jax: "Are you busy making another shitty movie?" Not even Sub-Zero can stop that burn.
Kenshi: "You're a scoundrel!" Kano: "Says the deadbeat dad!" Kenshi: "Even for you, that was low!" Cassie: "Liu Kang..." Liu Kang: "You enter the Dragon's lair!" Cassie: "Wow... dork alert!" Scorpion: "My kunai will be unleashed!" Johnny Cage: "That tiny little harpoon? So cute!" Scorpion: "Your mockery is at an end!" Johnny Cage: "Grandpa..." Shinnok: "I WILL TEAR YOUR INSOLENT TONGUE FROM-" Johnny Cage: "Yeah, yeah, shut up"
I also enjoyed these: Jacqui: " You son of a bitch!" Ermac : " Shao Khan is our creator..." Jacqui: " Evil and stupid." Liu: " Mileena" Mileena: " Sister's boyfriend!" Liu: " Insane as always." Quan: " Why have we never done buisness?" Kano: " I didn't want to end up a zombie." Quan: " It might increase your intelligence."
Cassie: Do not say anything
Jacqui: I just said your dad is kinda hot...
Cassie: STOP IT!!
come on cassie thats what 2.2 million other girls playing Mk say, chill out its the usual
Arnab Mukherjee Stfu
I am THAT person u mad ?
Arnab Mukherjee WHOA Where'd you get that one; 2006? Lmao
And no, just stfu.
cassie: **dont speak to me ever
Jacqui: i just said your dad is kinda hot
Cassie: stop it!
Takeda: Is this because I’m dating Jacqui?
Jax: *YOU’RE DATING JACQUI?*
Takeda: Real smooth, Takeda...
Otp confirmed
MKX FANGIRL it was confirmed in the story too. you saw the look he gave Jacqui in the meeting.
MKX FANGIRL it's canon
So yall just gonna ignore the fact that Takeda is gonna get fucked up
Mario Lol you beat me to it
Kenshi: A showdown as in you're films Johnny : did you like them ?
Kenshi: blindness has its benefits
I'm dead 😂😂
Lonita LFCSG8 u was just imagining the I am the one theme leading up to that part XD
Pop 3010 oh my god XD That's so true !
Lonita LFCSG8 Good.
Lonita LFCSG8 same lol😂😂😂
Kitana: "Ugh. Cage"
Cage: "Want some o' this?"
Kitana: "I'm fairly certain no one does"
dude, Johnny Cage suffers some MLG sick burns
Mileena: Repulsive human!
Johnny: Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive!
Mileena: WHO TOLD YOU THAT!
Me: I'm done!
😄😄😄😄😄
+WakeBlake Me: We knew Mileena...we ALL knew.
+WakeBlake She didn't even deny it XD
Haha I know
Bruh, Reptile was spying on Mileena.
"I pity you, sightless one."
"And I you, hairless rat"
"Spent time with mr. Cage recently?"
Quan chi just wants to get out of the bad conversation 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Tokarief repulsive humen sleeping with baraka is repulsive WHO TOLD YOU THIS
+Rodney Lane I thought for a sec and I started to crack up
+Tokarief I LOVED THAT ONE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
+Tokariel that is awesome
Kung Lao : The lesser Cage
Cassie: Liu Kang Lite
Me : Lmfaooo
Trickshot
I don't know what that means
@@slurpee2496 she means that kung lou is a lesser version of liu kang
1:25
Adoreee
Quan Chi: We mustn't fight!
Quan Chi: I'm afraid we must.
Quan Chi: You were my only friend.
+AgentVenom29
O_o
Really?
so does that mean he plays with himself?
that quan chi one was sad but funny
+Axer Diaz he plays with himself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
all by myself
that one is hilarious
DUDE Tremor enjoys johnny's movies LOL now i just see him sitting down and watching them in his rock cave
Lmao
...and eating rock popcorn XD
+jacesman do u mean rockcorn
+guardian of the alpha lupi rock candy
I can too dude
"Hey Mac !"
"We Will end you !"
"We ? is you mother joining us ?"
ROFL
ROFL?
Rolling on the Floor Laughing
I like when Ermac vs Ermac
Erm1: We are many
Erm2: we are many MORE
Erm1 (says it really fast): We are many more infinity times infinity no takebacks!
Ermac: We are many.
Ermac 2: we are many more.
Ermac: wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynotakebacks!
Here's one: Takeda-I'm gonna stab you with my knife.
Kano-That's not a knife
Takeda-Got you to say it!
Not sure I completely get that one...
Mysterious Enigma you'll have to play the game to understand...
Mysterious Enigma Crocodile Dundee
+Ikeb0mb Ah, thanks!
Buizel Pwned u can you explain the joke?i don't know how it works?
Mileena: Repulsive human!
Johnny: Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive!
Mileena: WHO TOLD YOU THIS!
Baraka: Uh Johnny! YOU REALLY GONNA DO ME LIKE THAT JOHNNY!!!
zero granger lolz the dashie reference
zero granger IM SO FUCKING DONE 😂😂😂
zero granger Fuck you and that fat ass pumpkin.
lmao, you win. 😂
zero granger OH LMAO HE FUCKING SAID IT. YOU'RE A GOD😂😂😂
Kung jin: you're facing a shoalin
Tanya: a handsome shoalin
Jin: barking up the wrong tree sister
I think this proves what the story was leading on. Kung Jin is gay.
Jesse Contreras Yeah, one of the creators of the game confirmed he is
Jesse Contreras lol
aguy654 true
Baffles me why they put in a gay character to begin with. What purpose does it serve? And its freakin' Mortal Kombat, why have such a character at all?
TheGameKeeper94 why have straight characters with straight relationships then. It's just mortal kombat.
You forgot:
Jaqui Briggs: Kano...
Kano: Your mouth say Ka-No, your eyes say Kan-*Yes*!
Jaqui: Puns are a crime against humanity!
+Hideus_Ex I don't remember him saying that...
+A.S. MC Then you should play more.
I encountered this one today. I had to pause the match while I laughed
+Hideus_Ex
Yang better lay low for a while......
+Michael Wellman You gotta hand it to her, she seemed a bit stumped.
My favorite is the Takeda/Mileena one.
Takeda: Mileena.
Mileena: Fresh Meat.
Takeda: It's just not sexy when you say it.
no no its not
😂😂😂
What the hell!!
Who said this!
Some of those burns were more brutal than fatalities
Dracon Bacon so true XD
*Liu Kang*: Please close your mouth
*Mileena*: I will not be silenced!
*Liu Kang*: That is not what I meant
😂😂😂😂
Kïtåñá Hêllbrøød I don't get it
Dank breath
Kitâna Quiňzel kitana*
Mr.Flufffy because her mouth has teeth on her two Side face
Damn she is stank
"Don't speak to me, ever."
"I just said your dad's kinda hot."
"Stop it!"
Poor Cassie. X3
"STOP IIIIIT!!"
lol
Oof
Having to live with a single father who is loved by fans of her own age
Cassie cage: seen a lot in your days.
Kotal khan: I have survived may battles.
Cassie cage: then you know of the bitch slap
Someone call the fire department cause you just got burned Kotal khan
Archer Mckenzie bitch slapping people is actually quite fun
That’s my fav
Erron Black is the biggest flirt ever.
Uh no he's a creep, there is a difference
+Danielle G. The difference between flirt and creep is usually in the woman's reaction.
+KidEDarus I mean given the time period he was from, its kind of normal xD
+Dragon Nebula How? All the girls are of age...
+Dragon Nebula I dare you to say that about an older female.
Just imagining Tremor walking into a movie store asking the person behind the desk "What do you have with Johnny Cage is it?"
Tremor studying Johnny's moves through his films LMAO
"Then you know of the bitchslap." Please.
my personal favorite
"let's not do this"
"don't want to wrestle me to the ground?"
"okay, lets do this"
FUCKING Awesome lol
yes ROFL😂
You forgot my favorite...
Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.
Reptile: I will tear your flesh off!
Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you.
0:51 - " Tor! Finally killed Fera?" I sat on the ground for ten minutes because I just could not stop laughing my head off. XD
Saturday LuNATic Sorry I am late, but since he's always carrying a dead corpse around just like Torr and Ferra
Saturday LuNAtiC Jason’s intro is where he carries a dead chick’s body with him. It’s basically like Torr carrying Ferra around, which made Tanya do the joke
What's funnier is Tanya is the only character that points out Jason carrying a dead girl around.
While literally no one else acknowledges it.
@@MikanBaldmikiI'm pretty sure there was another one. Not sure who tho.
You forgot Johnny Cage encountering Leatherface
"What's that on your fa--OOOOOOOUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHH"
PyroGothNerd this was before MK XL
-- OK
3:12
There’s one with him and Alien:
“You know, your head looks like a dildo.”
That's just really fucked up man
Epic, but you're missing some!
Ferra/Torr: Torr I'm Upset!
Johnny Cage: He's got a monkey on his back!
Ferra/Torr: Monkey claws cut deep!
Takeda: I never considered you an enemy
Kitana: I never considered you at all!
Takeda: Now that's just hurtful!
+CuakoPato yes
Kung Jin: An imposter?
Kung Jin: I know you are but what am I
Kung Jin:12 apparently
im talking about the guy with the bow vs himself
Or Johnny cage: don't you owe me a pair of glasses?
+nicolle stotenbur Lmao
"+The telekinetic “The telekinetic psycho” Psycho" A reference to 1995's MK film.
So we're just gonna sit here and act like Cassie didn't just call Kung Lao a low budget Liu Kang??? IM DONE LMFAO
Milena: Any final words?
Kano: How about reconstructive dentistry?
😱 💀 🔥
"Toasty"
xXDRxSuReShOtXx117 Mileena: Obnoxious till the end.
I died at
-Gonna test ya, Jin
-Gonna get me an A++
-Or be flat on your A-S-S
+rytisawesome23
Kung Lao: The lesser Cage
Cassie: Liu Kang lite
Kung Lao: A mouth in search for a fist >:(
Blindness has its benefits....😂😂😂😂 damn, that's fucked up Kenshi
Fucking savage
Ikr XD
and the award for burning the roasting god goes to.........
Destiny Freeman not really that subtle, Cage
Mileena: “Any final words?
Kano: “How about ‘reconstructive dentistry?’”
Mileena: “Obnoxious to the end.”
Gotta be one of my favorites.
Hers one that should have been in
Ermac P1: We are many
Ermac P2: We are many more
Ermac P1: Wearmanymorebyinfinitytimesinfintynotakebakes
MrGrey321 ha
*wearemanymorebyinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks
@@hollowspike2337 It's actually notakebacks lol
Cassie: Dont talk to me ever?
Jacqui: I just said your dads kinda hot.
Cassie: STOP IT!!!
2:07
*Speak
Kenshi: "A showdown? as in your films?"
JC: did u like em?
Kenshi: "Blindness has its benefits"
OHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!
+somacruzfirm Yeah, xD
Curtis Faulkner Kenshi is blind
THAT'S HOW JOHNNY C DO !
Takeda:"Is this 'cause I'm dating Jaqui?"
Jax (while showing his fist):"You're dating Jaqui?"
Takeda: "Reeeeal Smooth Takeda..."
Best one
Takeda- is it this because im dating jacqui?
Jax- UR DATING JACQUI!?
Takeda- real smooth takeda.
😂😂😂😂
After saying that you better win that fight, Takeda 😅
My favorite was when Cassie cage encountered predator and she just said "WTF" XD
same
Same
Same
Lol yea
the only 3 letters that describes predictor.
Johnny: you like my movies?
Kenshi: blindness has its benefits
SAVAGE
Mileena: any final words?
Kano: how about reconstructive dentistry?
Me: DAAAAMN!
Yeah I may not like Kano, but he was hilarious in that intro
takeda and Jackie interactions was so cute. takeda "I don't wanna do this."
Jackie "don't wanna wrestle me to the ground."
takeda "...nevermind let's do this."
me "...sorry innuendos...nice X3
Jacqui
"Blindness has its benefits." -Kenshiro
WOW! Burn!
“Is this cause I’m dating Jaquii?”
“You’re dating Jaquii?!”
“Real smooth Takeda.” Poor Takeda.
Kung Jin: "You face a Shaolin."
Tanya: "Quite a HANDSOME Shaolin."
Kung Jin: "Barking up the wrong tree, SISTER!"
Love that Dialogue. :)
you know kung jin is realy gay right? bc sholins dont acxept gays thats why kung jin dosent respect liu kang
I know that, you know. And it's really hard to be accepted into the Shaolin for Kung Jin, but Raiden told him to be a part of the Shaolin, because in his own words the Shaolin only seeks into the heart not to who you desire.
+Koren Granville he joined bc raiden said "we only care what is in your heart, not whom your heart desires" so its ok to be gay
He's more flaming than Liu Kangs Fire ball...
+James Vega hey, he got straight to the point.
its not like the story has anything else going for him.........they should fire their writers....
Reptile: Your mind powers
Kenshi: What of them?
Reptile: Exactly.
I don't get it.
+shadowdragon0820 I kinda get em and I don't XDDD. Maybe Reptile means he thinks nothing of them (mind powers).
+spiritfired if that's the case, the punchline is poorly written.
+shadowdragon0820 Reptile said something in his head and Kenshi heard it lol
Lil Savage
Should be this?
"Who told you this??" I think Johnny stepped on a truth the world was not ready to know.
I wish I had Johnny's wit. The only thing faster than his nut punches are his one liners.
"Then you know of the bitch slap"
I lost it
+Darkiplier O. but the one where shinnok bitch slaps you is the most damaging x-ray in the entire game
"I have a problem."
"Your pee-pee hurts?"
"Now you have a problem."
😂😂😂👆🏻
You're missing these gems:
Johnny Cage: Kenshi, is it true?
Kenshi: Is what true?
Johnny Cage: Are your nuts truly numb?
Johnny Cage: Scumbag.
Kano: Tosser.
Johnny Cage: You're getting a punch down under!
Reptile: D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: Do reptiles know fear?
Reptile: Just as insects feel pain!
Jacqui: Time for some fun.
Kitana: This is a game to you?
Jacqui: I call it "Punt the Princess"
Reptile: Are you afraid, Hasashi?
Scorpion: What have I to fear?
Reptile: Reptiles eat scorpions.
Kotal Kahn: Horrid Creature
Mileena: I am outworld's true leader.
Kotal Kahn: You're merely a failed experiment.
Johnny Cage: This is embarrassing
Johnny Cage: Don’t beat yourself up over it
Johnny Cage: Wow I am annoying
You missed one with Johnny and Cassie
Cassie: CAGE MATCH!
Johnny: You did not just say that.
Cassie: I am your daughter.
"I really don't like you.."
"I really don't care.."
Jacquie, no chance....BLACK IS MINE!
Don't talk to me ever
I just said your dad kinda hot
Stop it!
😂😂😂😂
+Jay__ Time__
I'm sure many of the girls have to agree with Jacqui on this one
"Age hasn't slowed you down one bit."
Best one ever 😂😂😂😂
+Michael Wellman im a girl and i kinda don't agree.
i only think Jony Cage is cool cause he makes me laugh, but he's a jerk sometimes.
+Shir Gaiser
No argument from me. everyone gets a good laugh out of Johnny's dialogue.
Michael Wellman yeah.
Takeda: Is this because I'm dating Jacqui? Jax: You're dating Jacqui?!! Takeda: Real smooth, Takeda...Me: TMI TAKEDA, TM..EFFING..I!!! LOL!! XD
+Idot Tzoar
That's like saying "if you have something terrible to say, say it anyway."
day at the hospital it is!
me:takeda you had one job. ONE! JOB!
4:09 made my day!
Where the heck is Kano vs Kitana?
Kano: Sorry love, nothing personal.
Kitana: What you wouldn't do for money.
Kano: I'll do you for free.
I just encounter that today I was like WTF😂😂😂
funniest thing ever
+Andrew Heard What do they mean, pretty sure its dirty but I can't put my finger on it.
The Cool Persian
Really dude? lol
Basically "doing" someone means having sex with them. Not sure if that phrase is exclusively a British/Aussie thing but whatever.
And Kano's delivery makes that intro all the better.
+Andrew Heard that isn't funny. i think thats why it wasn't put in thus video. FYI
What about Cassie meets Cassie?
"We don't want to be seen together!"
"Alright! Alright!"
"They can't find out we're twins!"
Kenshi is a roast god.
Eron Black
@@desxvinq1k Erron black too.
Nah the roast god is Liu Kang or Johnny Cage
A day at the hospital it is
lol
well that is if he does not do a murder (like all of mkx is just savage killing)
Greg Coleman means he's gonna beat Jin senseless. so hard, he'll have to be hospitalized.
Me:How shall we spend our time,today?
-A showdown like these in your films
-Did you like them
-Being blind has his benefits
REKT!!!!!!!!
Kung Lao: "A lesser Cage."
Cassandra Cage: "Liu Kang Lite"
XD XD XD
Kung Lao: “A mouth in search of a fist”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best one:
Johnny Cage: Hey Mac.
Ermac: We will end you.
Johnny Cage: We? Is your mother joining us?
Kekd so hard
"Why you look like weed?"
"Why you look like weed?"
"That's not funny!"
😂😂 I died of laughter
manyata thapa
manyata thapa
2JAE JIKOOK it's "We" not 'Weed'
Asriel Hyperdeath Dreemurr Obviously, but it sounds like she said weed.
WEED XD
"Thanks yours looks like a butt" ~Cassie Cage AKA *cough cough* ME
My favorite line too lol
I'm johnny maam
3:11 this one is underrated 😂
I just imagine tremor in a movie theater
Takeda: “Let’s not do this”
Jacqui: “Don’t wanna wrestle me to the ground?”
Takeda: “Ok. Let’s do this”
Me: After that line Jacqui just got hotter🥵❤️♥️
"A showdown, as in your films?"
"You liked them?"
"Blindness has its benefits"
Ima about say it...
Johnny didn't see that coming
takeda:let's not do this!
Jackie:don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?😜
takeda:OKAY LETS DO THIS!
oh my god😂😂
Erron Black-Hello,Beautiful
Jacqui Briggs-Messin with the wrong girl
Erron Black-But it feels so right
+ninjagirl18 Pause on that dialogue. X'D
Ikr 😂
ninjagirl18 Yup, my best friend had the WTF face & we both started laughing.
😂 lol
+Liu Kang Exactly.
Jason: "Whispers"
Tanya: "Torr finally kill Ferra?"
I can't! 😂
Takeda: I never considered you an enemy. Kitana: I never considered you at all! Takeda: Now that's just hurtful!
1:58
Kung Jin: You face a shaolin.
Tanya: Quite a handsome shaolin.
Kung Jin: Barkin up the wrong tree sister.
😂💀
He's gay... LOL
I think it’s because he’s gay.
Or he’s not into Edenians who fight for Outworld
@@aeronblack9249 Maybe, idk.
Man she called kun lao "Liu Kang Lite" om my damn! Haha
Cage's A, S, S, comment was pretty damn cleaver and funny.
Takeda: We don't have to do this
Jacqui: Don't want wrestle me to the ground
Takeda: Okay we should definitely do this
😂😂😂😂😂😂
***** for real
Thug life
“Did you like my movies” kenshi “blindness has benefits.” I’m dying😂
Takeda:Millena?
Millena:Fresh Meat
Takeda:It's just not sexy when you say it
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂
Predator Approaches
Cassie Cage:WTF
LOL So Funny!
2:37 i swear i can hear the violin sound effect from all those cooking tv shows 😂😂😂
1:40 ohhhhhhhhhhthe burn :D
3:23 lol she said (WTF) XD XD XD
Erron black: Hello beautiful~
Jacqui: Messing with the wrong girl
Erron black: but it feels so right~
Me: 😂
Jax: "What do you want cage?"
Johnny: "Thought you could use a workout."
Jax: "Are you busy making another shitty movie?"
Not even Sub-Zero can stop that burn.
"A day at the hospital it is" Jax you are a boss
Watching this again just brings so many memories 😂😂 I lived for the intro dialogues
Kenshi: "You're a scoundrel!"
Kano: "Says the deadbeat dad!"
Kenshi: "Even for you, that was low!"
Cassie: "Liu Kang..."
Liu Kang: "You enter the Dragon's lair!"
Cassie: "Wow... dork alert!"
Scorpion: "My kunai will be unleashed!"
Johnny Cage: "That tiny little harpoon? So cute!"
Scorpion: "Your mockery is at an end!"
Johnny Cage: "Grandpa..."
Shinnok: "I WILL TEAR YOUR INSOLENT TONGUE FROM-"
Johnny Cage: "Yeah, yeah, shut up"
Cassie really said "W-T-F". lmao that made me laugh the hardest
😂😂😂😂😂
+Good Boi MarkV i thought when johny said only flat on your a-s-s
0:43 "I've survived many battles."
"Than you know of the bitch slap."
BURRRRRRN!
I also enjoyed these:
Jacqui: " You son of a bitch!"
Ermac : " Shao Khan is our creator..."
Jacqui: " Evil and stupid."
Liu: " Mileena"
Mileena: " Sister's boyfriend!"
Liu: " Insane as always."
Quan: " Why have we never done buisness?"
Kano: " I didn't want to end up a zombie."
Quan: " It might increase your intelligence."
+Jason Clark (Dark Cataclysm) the last one doe x'D
I fail to see how being a revenant would make you smarter lol
+Jason Clark (Dark Cataclysm)
Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you
Reptile: I will tear your flesh!
Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you
Quan Chi has some magnificent one liners
4:01 Adam Sandler's career after 50 First Dates in a nutshell.
Ferra/Torr: Why Do You Look Like Weed?
Another Ferra/Torr: Why You Look Like Weed?
Ferra/Torr That's Not Funny!
Jaryn Bibb I thought it was hilarious
Cassie: I feel sorry for you
Reptile: My race will return in time
Cassie: I meant cause your face XD
+Szyszuniek ™ hahahaha, that one is funny
Kenshi: a showdown as in your films?
Cage: did you like them?
Kenshi: blindness has it's benefits
here mr.cage some water to apply to the burnt area
i thought he said likeness... Its hard to me to understan what people saying sometimes
Cassie: “Don’t speak to me ever”
Jackie: “I just said your dad is kinda hot”
Cassie: “STOP IT!”
Takida: "Is this because Im dating Jackie?"
Jax: "You are dating JACKIE?!"
Takeda : Reeaal smooth, Takeda.
Mileena: "So, you and I?"
Kung Lao: "I don't even think..."
Mileena: "You're right, you're unworthy..."
ROASTED.
Mileena has the hots with Kung Lao. xD
*WHY YOU LOOK LIKE WE?*
*WHY YOU LOOK LIKE WE?*
*THAT"S NO FUNNY!*
Omg i cant too cute 3:40
Kinda sound why you look like weed
mileena: repulsive human Johnny:sleeping with baraka repulsive.
mileena:who told you this
Baraka for mkx confirmed?
0:20
Mileena: Repulsive human.
Johnny Cage: Sleeping with Baraka is
repulsive.
Mileena: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!
Me: LOLOL
Johnny:"we could get back together y'know"
Sonya:"once was punishment enough"
Me expecting "fighting it is"
Johnny:"you're such a bitch"
Me: LMAO!