Mortal Kombat XL - The Funniest Interaction/Intro Dialogues Part 3
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- Опубликовано: 21 апр 2016
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4:14 "Your comments were very hurtful"
"Look, I'm sorry."
"You degrade both me AND pregnant whales."
I'M DONE
Did he just make fun of himself? xD
+Hal Jordane - It's "whales" :p
+SinerAthin - Yes. Yes he did...He's big and proud of it, considering his fighting style has him heavily relying on the fact he's a big hairy drunk guy.
I started screaming 😂😂😂
@@Nerdicronia
Well he has used big and drunk as fighting advantage, I never saw him using "hairy" as advantage though
MattTDG I literally reacted the same way I literally shit myself when I heard that😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!
"I never considered you an enemy"
"I never considered you at all"
Kitana could be part of the Cage family tbh
Tequilaniqua. HAHAHAH
Tequilaniqua that one had
me crying when he said thats just hurtful😭😂😂😂
SUCH A BURN !
So tru
Kendall Towns I mean he changed tone and erything!!!
'Do not joke about my weight'
'Well stop eating....EVERYTHING'
'Yessss the fault is clearly mine'
😂😂😂
KhaosNG your comments were very hurtful XD love that part
@Jonathan Rodriguez you degrade both me and pregnant whales
"whats that on your fac- OOOOH " 😂
Fucking love his reaction 😂😂😂
I know I sound super slow but I've never understood that line lmao.
he has someone elses face on his face
*its human skin*
*WHEEZE*
Kenshi: "You thugs are all alike."
Triborg: "You have seen nothing like me."
Kenshi: "Oh I get it, 'cause I'm blind"
Haha never heard that one, cracked me up! 😂
I was scrolling down the comments, and when I found this comment, the clip came on.
+lij toys quite the coincidence :)
+Adrian OK (SharpenedKatana90) You'll love these Kenshi ones.
Kenshi: You will feel Sento's bite.
Mileena: The anticipation is killing me.
Kenshi: No, that would be me.
Kenshi: Reptile.
Reptile: You will not read my thoughts!
Kenshi: There is very little to read.
Lexington Deville84 Yeah those are funny intros :)
Adrian OK kenshi, master of comebacks :D
Johnny: "Ice to see ya"
Sub Zero: "Get out."
Lol
Johnny: Awwww it was fun-
Sub Zero: *GET THE FUCK OUT*
2:45
"Only cowards use firearms!"
"But spitting on people is okay."
Honestly, that's a fair point.
Rtkts um... obviously because Reptile's spit can kill... doesn't matter if it's natural or not, it still kills. Acid is actually worse because it kills you slowly.
Rtkts but headbutts aren't known to kill people... unless you head butt a baby in the head...
Rtkts
I think the point was he said only cowards use firearms because you would depend more on the firearms than yourself to kill, which basically tells you you're weak without them but that's the same thing with his spit, except he had it naturally in his own body
Meanwhile in WW1:
German Empire: Only cowards use shotguns !
USA: But gasing and melting people with flamethrowers is fair, right ?
Using a firearm as a way of self defense is good thing.
"What's that on your fa.... OOOOUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!"
Best one!
loved that one XD
Meh Tell random orgasm
LMAO
Meh Tell I DIED
"My bullets cut through metal and bullshit" made me die out laughing 😅😆😄😝😄😆
😂
+cameronjr8 fucking savage that one
REKT
lol Seriously I want a T-shirt with that saying on it.
Ooo ya like da testy feeesh ya for sure XD that one killed me
"My bullets cut through metal...and bullshit." Best quote I 've ever heard
Cassie: Ooh! Ya like the tasty feesh fur sure, yaa!
Love it XD
+CinnamonWafflez *Cassie
LOSTyGIRL Woops! Thanks for the correction. I wasn't thinking. XD
I was thinking too much about Sonya's outfits that I accidentally put her name instead without realizing.
LOSTyGIRL THEY SAID CASSIE!
+Jdogg Mercenary - You derp! **points to the "edited" thingy next to their name** Open your eyes next time before your mouth. :p
Same.... just love Cassie's @$$
Mileena - The failed Actor.
Cage - The Kitana cosplayer wannbe.
Mileena - You take the back!
Brandon Hargis
Brandon Hargis The failed clone.
Erron: "I used to hunt toad as a kid."
Reptile: "I am no toad."
Erron: "No. You're a toadie."
BURRNNNNNNN 🔥🔥🔥🔥
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURNED
For me this line is so cute xD
4:30
"what am i thinking?"
"you were thinking?"
"funny, very funny."
savage
Agreed Takeda is savage!
+T Hairston Yeah, Takeda's got swag, no doubt.
Swageda! Anyone agree with me on this?
+Jordyn Stief Heck yeah dude.
5:02 "My bullets cut through metal, and bullshit"😂
Kuzan My bullshit cuts through bullshit, pregnant whales, robots, scales, and pretty much everything except Jonny Cages ego.
Trenton Osterberg OMG 😂😂😂
Mileena: "Repulsive Human"
Cage: "Sleeping with Baraka is Repulsive"
Mileena: "WHO TOLD YOU THIS!?"
🤣🤣🤣
Takeda :"I never considered you an enemy."
Kitana :"I never considered you at all."
Takeda :"Now that's just hurtful."
Poor Takeda. QwQ
+Ronan “Skilled Joker” McCleaver Get rekt Takeda, GG.
Who would win?
A 10000 year old assassin
A trash-talking actor
@@superfrycook6360 A 10,000 Years Assassin
@@materialpoosie1997 Jade?
@@5alfanoofficial That Weak Soft Edenian King Daughter
'ooh ya like a tasty fish ya for sure" 😲😆😂💀
lmao😂😂😂😂😂
+Don Red I'm Swedish and that was funny as fuck lol
I think cassie's got a swedish acsent
XD Sometimes, I wish I was just like Cassie.
Reference to swedish fish XD 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
how about this :
Sonya - my favorite slimy green thing
reptile - I am not Cage
When johnny uses his power, he turns green, as for the slimy.... you figure that one out.
it means they have sexual intercourse
Sonya: No, but you are still green and slimey
Sick burn😂😂😂😂😂
'But you're as punchable as him'
"Now that's just hurtful." I laughed at that one.
Poor Reptile. All of his interaction dialogue consists of him being called stupid, or ugly, or smelly, or useless, to which his only response is ever "I'LL KILL YOU!" or something of the like. The guy's really a punching bag lol.
+Mikman360 he replaced Baraka
Grim Reaper Baraka had it worse. He was axed completely XD
+Mikman360 yeah, at least reptile had one victory😂
Sonya called him slimy
ya lol
"You degrade both me and pregnant whales" tops everything else.
"You thugs are all alike..."
"You've never seen anything like me.
"Oh, I get it. Because I'm blind."
New respect, Kenshi.
'Sonya???'
'Im her daughter Professor Eyesight'
Lmao this game cracks me up
*Kitana:* Ugh, Cage.
*Johnny:* Want some of this?
*Kitana:* Fairly certain no one does...
Kitana can roast?
Kitana: Your ego knows no bounds
2:35
Takeda: '''I've never considered you as an enemy''
Kitana: ''I've never considered at all''
Fucking destroyed
Right in the enemyzone
2:07
"What's that on your fa- UHH!!"
I CAN'T BREATHE XD
BRC: Do not joke about my weight
Johnny Cage: Well maybe stop eating, EVERYTHING!
BRC: Yes, the fault was clearly mine
Me: LMFAO and die of laughter
That one was amazing
L
DyllBlueDragon
I thought he said foot wtf.
Aaron Samuels me to the Tumblr "community"
Kenshi: You thugs are all alike
Triborg:You never seen anything like me
Kenshi: Oh I get it, cause I'm blind
I literally fell out of my chair 😂😂😂
Johnny's reaction to Leatherface's mask it's freaking hilarious
I laughed a little too hard ;-;
"Ooh you like de tasty fish." Omg 😅😅😂😂
sounds racist to swedish...
@@AlesterMyersWick this is exactly why we don't get roast like these anymore
"My bullets cut through metal ... and bullshit"
Best phrase
"OHH U LIEK DA TASTY FISH YA 4 SURE!"
- cassie cage 2016
my fav
Perfect spelling for how she said that as well that has to be the best thing ever in MKX. xD
You degrade both me and pregnant whales! lmao!!!
ikr
I don't get it.
LOL!
i honestly didnt expect that... i was laughiiiing.... but seriisly... theyve added bo rai cho? so.... how many more charactwrs is mkx gonna have ubtil its done? or is this gonna be like pokemon?
+RoScFan i think their bringing back some of the old character's.
Johnny Cage - "Keep your big mouth and little mouth shut." Lol
"My bullets cut through metal...and bullshit." That was hilarious.
Cassie Cage? More like Sassie Cage...
There's the door
+joel anwuli woohaha!
+marcos luke Awwww shiiit!
😉
She can ouch your balls and squish um
Takeda: I never considered you an enemy
Kitana: I never considered you at all
Takeda: Now that's just hurtful
Poor guy xD
cassie:move it or lose it
Kung lao:move what or lose what????
cassie: your ass or your ass
XDD
"Move it or lose it"
"Move what or lose what"
"Your ass or your ass"
You degrade both me, and pregnant whales!
+Jack Duripper Best one.
Kitana: Ugh,Cage.
Johnny: You want some of this.
Kitana: I'm fairly certain no one does.
Shots fired!
But sonya did
"You've never seen anything like me"
"Oh I get it it's cause I'm blind"
DEAD😂😂💀💀
2:35
Kitana: "Ugh, Cage"
Johnny: "Want some of this?"
Kitana: "I'm fairly certain no one does"
💀😭
She said I’m very certain no one does
"Fairly" @@MarkusArocho
Kenshi: you thugs are all the same
Sektor: You haven't seen anyone like me
Kenshi: Oh i get it, it's because i'm blind
Me: WHAT?! LOL
ROAAAAAAASTED!!!
"You thugs are all alike"
"You've never seen anything like me."
"Oh, I get it. Cause I'm blind." *DEAD*
A joke at my expense?
Nah, it's yours for free
:)
That's the one that makes no sense at all. If it's 'free' and not at his expense then it costs him nothing, i.e., isn't hurtful. It's like saying "No, my joke had no effect."
WalterLiddy making a joke at someone's expense means making jokes about that person, she said no that one's free, as in she isn't charging him for it. It was a play on expense. not funny if it needs explaining.....
Chris H No shit that's what it means. The 'expense' is that he 'pays' in the sense of being humiliated so others can laugh. If there's no expense, then there's no humiliation. You're right that it's not funny. You're wrong about needing to explain.
I thought it was kinda funny XD. It's annoying when you use a word or phrase and someone intentionally interprets another meaning of it, to contradict you.
3:18 - "Now that's just hurtful!"
Jax: "I'm locked and loaded.
Reptile: Only cowards use firearms!
Jax: But spittin' on people is ok...
I died laughing lmao
What about this one
Johnny Cage: 50 Bucks says I win
Raiden:I do not wager money
Johnny Cage: Then I get to wear your hat
Johnny: what's that on your fa-
Ughhhh!!
I was dying 😭😂😂
The Kenshi and Triborg Dialogue just made me feel bad for Kenshi
he is used to it dont worry xD
The Kitana ones always crack me up XD
"well ring the bell son"
Ikr
+Doug DaBest I dont get it:v
Max Lillo hmm, watch the video, it's at the end ^_^
Yeah i know but what does it mean?
Max Lillo Round 1.
"I suggest you hit the trail."
"Your toys can't hurt me!"
"My bullets cut through metal... AND bullshit."
2:07
What's that on your fa- OORRHHHHHH
:'DDDDD HAHAHA!
HARAMBE YOU'RE BACK!
{Totally} Harambe There was also:
Leatherface: *starts up chainsaw*
Johnny Cage: That's just really fucked up, man.
xD
MY GOD HARAMBE
5:01 My bullets cut through metal... and bullshit.
best comeback evahhh!!!!
"You degrade both me and pregnant whales." - Bo Rai Cho 2K16
takeda : "i'm never consider you as enemy"
kitana : "i'm never consider you at all"
takeda : "now that's just hurtful"
me : ouch* ( laughing my ass off)
"The failed actor"
"I'm gonna get my award and shove on your skull"
"Touchy aren't we?"
Uh yeah
@@itsmileenabitch6301 oh God.... Run!!!!!
Funny how he can actually do that now
Ok Ms. "wHo tOlD yOu tHiS?"
1:56 HA! Fatality Reference!
No Johnny vs Goro?
"You still owe me some sunglasses."
it's in the part 4 video
Josh B " Fear is what you are Owed "
Movie reference +1
4:43 -- Yeah!! That's tellin' him!!
4:30 OMG I Can't take it!!!😂😂😂
5:12 the one friendly conversation in the WHOLE FREAKING GAME
yfgh
+John Smithk l o wat dus dat mean bruh
Jac Sanchez / Slash Command Films a
"Will ring the bell, son?" What is the meaning of this?
Johnny to leatherface- "What's that on your fa-OOOHH"
That swedish assery was gold.
"Nothing worse than a cranky frog."
*Cinema Sins voice* That's racist. *ding*
Johnny: "Whats that on your Fa......Ohhhhh!" Best Interaction to Leatherface
4:55
E.B:I suggest you hit the trail.
Triborg:Your toys cannot harm me.
E.B:My bullets cut through metal...and bullshit.
"Cage."
"C'here, I need punch something ugly."
"Loathsome as your father."
"Good evening, Bishop."
"Humor won't mask your weakness."
"Like a silly hat over a bald spot?"
Erron black: used to haunt toads as a kid
Reptile: i am no toad
Erron black: no your a toady
Me: lol 😂
3:10 funniest One Yet😂
1:24 BEST INTRO
Alriiight whos my next oppone!-
*sees leatherface*
OH GOD.
that one was beautiful.
Volt Jolt Cage: whats on your fa- OHHAWWG
Am I the only know that Kenshi would survive the bird box
True tho
No.
No, I'd also think the same.
ring the bell son
+Aaron Strong I almost died when i heard this..
+Slim Arkane lol
That one was quite endearing, TBH.
Aaron Strong rocky reference?
"My bullets cut though metal, and bullshit." One of the reasons i like erron black
the bitchface comment is so much funnier with the new update on youtube because it had your icon right after it (dont want to be rude but i did laugh at the unintended timing)
LOL
01:23 best one
love that one lmao
IKR
Me too;-)
1:00
Cage: Maybe stop eating... Everything!
Bo Rai Cho: Yes but the fault is clearly mine...
Just wait until he fart on Cage's face
"You disgrace me and pregant Whales"
I laught a little too hard....
3:42 made me chuckle
Kitana is a savage! 😂
"Well rang the bell son!" and " I don't consider you at all" are my favorites
"Whats that on your face-OOOOOOO!"
+SilentMoon "...That's just really fucked up, man."
Move it or lose it.
_Move what, or lose what?_
Your ass, or your ass.
The one where Cassie does the French accent just cracked me up
Or whatever that accent is
Mae Banaag swedish... since you know.... SHE ASKED HIM IF HE WERE SWEDISH? It just makes sense you know
Man-o-war fan Skallateen but "he were" just does not
Swedish*
Swedish not french
1:51
Maleena: "The failed actor."
Johnny Cage: "I'm going to get my awards and shove' em through your skull."
I would have said: "The failed science experiment."
Not Failed lol She's Part Tarkatan
+dianna k lol
"My bullets cut through metal and bullshit!", gotta love erron black for that one.
Kitana, Mileena and Raiden had some bad ass alternative costumes here
Seth TankBoy but Kitana had some pretty good burns
Takita: i never considered you an enemie!
Kitana: I never considered you at all.
Cassie: Don't speak to me ever
Briggs: I'm just saying your dad is kinda hot
Cassie: STOP IT
Well ring the bell son lol
Johnny's reaction to Leatherface at 2:05 is priceless lol
+JCdoesYT What's that on your fa- OHHHHHH!
+Netsaver Lmao never gets old!
To be far that would be my reaction too
"I didn't considered you at all" DAMN!
"you thugs are all alike"
"youve never seen anything like me"
"oh i get it, its because im blind"
Cassie: Triborg eh? so you are sweedish
Triborg: my humoniod characteristics are gone
Cassie: Oh so you want a tasty fish! ok
Me: LOL
Louie Jones do you have ears
you forgot one
LeatherFace - "Raaahhhg!"
Johnny - *Looks at face* "That's just really fucked up man"
+Trevionne Perkins its in part 2
MsLaraCroftx oh okay I just watched it thanks
Trevionne Perkins np
+MsLaraCroftx ICE to see ya!
no she did it
Jax: I’m locked and loaded
Reptile: only cowards use firearms
Jax: but spitting on people is ok
Me: bet ya mama’s real proud reptile