50 Hilarious "Injustice 2" Clash Dialogues

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @13Yeared
    @13Yeared 7 лет назад +7232

    "Could you make me a snowcone?"
    "Try asking Mr. Freeze."
    "Could you make me a snowcone?"
    "Did Snart tell you to ask me that?"

  • @christopherboothby1613
    @christopherboothby1613 7 лет назад +4240

    Joker: Met the other lightning guy?
    Black Adam: With the bamboo hat, yes.
    Raiden confirmed

  • @garbagesupreme
    @garbagesupreme 5 лет назад +2890

    "I can't tell which one of us is evil."
    "I know, we both got beards"

  • @thomasmedway7261
    @thomasmedway7261 5 лет назад +3284

    I wish Two Face was in this Game...
    “Get out of my face Joker”
    “Which one?”

    • @Largest_Marge
      @Largest_Marge 5 лет назад +94

      U savage for that

    • @raymondbrasuell2564
      @raymondbrasuell2564 5 лет назад +164

      Two Face: No more games!
      Scarecrow: The deck is stacked against you!

    • @torchhead4524
      @torchhead4524 4 года назад +173

      Two Face: Are you struggling?
      Black Canary: Yeah, Can't tell which face should I hit

    • @kobayashi1194
      @kobayashi1194 4 года назад +43

      DeadmanFloat Two Face for Injustice 3! Maybe have Troy voice him!

    • @katsukibakugo8919
      @katsukibakugo8919 4 года назад +15

      OH SHIT😂😂 that is good😂

  • @sherlock3134
    @sherlock3134 7 лет назад +2912

    Joker:"Your pick, dynamite or crowbar?"
    Red Hood: *think of clever comeback, think of clever comeback*
    "DIE JOKER"
    *bravah*

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 7 лет назад +278

      Error, clever comeback not found.

    • @aquariusm.910
      @aquariusm.910 7 лет назад +126

      That line reminds me of how Bane asked for Batman's back...

    • @luxelinfernal4875
      @luxelinfernal4875 7 лет назад +99

      Too pissed off to think clearly I guess...

    • @geraltofrivia9799
      @geraltofrivia9799 7 лет назад +56

      Jeffrey Slagle batman would say "Im batman"

    • @originalname5096
      @originalname5096 7 лет назад +39

      "Your pick, dynamite or crowbar?"
      "Which of my family do you have this time?"

  • @єєѕувву
    @єєѕувву 5 лет назад +1929

    2:36
    "Say Goodnight Harley."
    "Goodnight Harley!"
    That got me dead 😂😂😂
    I really love Harley's lines here ❤❤

    • @LIONPRINCE2001
      @LIONPRINCE2001 5 лет назад +12

      If watch sitcom from.the 80's you get that joke

    • @reemislam2147
      @reemislam2147 4 года назад +7

      I think harley said "goodnight Harleen" but idk

    • @BenjaMan64
      @BenjaMan64 4 года назад +3

      Yes. Injustice Harley is one of her best incarnations ever.

    • @eduardocerna193
      @eduardocerna193 4 года назад +2

      That's actually a reference

    • @ggarmadon1559
      @ggarmadon1559 4 года назад +3

      🤣

  • @RafelJaggai
    @RafelJaggai 6 лет назад +3181

    Scarecrow: "Are you scared yet?"
    Batman: "I'm batman"
    14 and 13

    • @yamibukiiii
      @yamibukiiii 6 лет назад +56

      Rafel Jaggai Scarecrow got roasted.

    • @skintgirafde320
      @skintgirafde320 6 лет назад +140

      Red Hood: I am vengence
      Batman: I'm Batman

    • @khaiphamba5991
      @khaiphamba5991 6 лет назад +16

      Fuck! You're too fast sir! This completely caught me off guard! Never thought they would bring this meme into the game. Brilliant, Netherrealm!

    • @hoanhotho4588
      @hoanhotho4588 6 лет назад +18

      Red hood : i am vengeance
      Batman : i'm batman
      😂🤣

    • @justnini5290
      @justnini5290 5 лет назад

      Rafel Jaggai when was that

  • @lethal_sparrow
    @lethal_sparrow 5 лет назад +1470

    Favorite-
    Damian: "Who put a hit on me?"
    Deadshot: "Anyone who's ever met you"

  • @jamespurcell5740
    @jamespurcell5740 5 лет назад +2037

    “Damian despise you.”
    “You can have him.”
    Father of the year

    • @marveldcfan2477
      @marveldcfan2477 5 лет назад +47

      Classic Batman. 😂

    • @mikhailthegreatestdragon3627
      @mikhailthegreatestdragon3627 5 лет назад +61

      Damien killed Dick so

    • @dylan8443
      @dylan8443 5 лет назад +16

      @@mikhailthegreatestdragon3627 he committed the unforgivable sin?! Where is it stated?

    • @mikhailthegreatestdragon3627
      @mikhailthegreatestdragon3627 5 лет назад +44

      @@dylan8443
      It's one of the first issues, methinks, but it's the whole reason why Damien and Batman went their separate ways.

    • @AdamasutojrAJR
      @AdamasutojrAJR 4 года назад +10

      @@dylan8443 they mentioned it in the pre-match dialogues

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 6 лет назад +2481

    BC: "Gonna shove my fist up your--"
    Joker: "It could use a polish.
    I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @CazTails
    @CazTails 6 лет назад +1358

    "Who put a hit on me?"
    "Everyone who's ever met you."
    #BURN

    • @justindoctor7331
      @justindoctor7331 6 лет назад +7

      Caz Tailby poor robin 😂😂😂

    • @Theelectroarcheologist
      @Theelectroarcheologist 5 лет назад +20

      That was one of my favorite burns

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 5 лет назад +16

      Justin Doctor he is an ass he deserves it.

    • @LexingtonDeville984
      @LexingtonDeville984 5 лет назад +13

      Justin Doctor Catwoman’s "Thats why you don’t have a girlfriend" insult is funnier. And Injustice Robin is a cunt.

    • @raymondbrasuell2564
      @raymondbrasuell2564 5 лет назад +2

      @@LexingtonDeville984 Just Damian Wayne in general. On the plus side, I get my deposit back if Floyd doesn't make the kill in the next eight hours.

  • @yvetteszentesi6077
    @yvetteszentesi6077 5 лет назад +565

    3:34 - "Who put a hit on ME?"
    "Everyone that's ever met you"
    That is not a burn, it is nuclear detonation. :)

    • @teeze1338
      @teeze1338 4 года назад +9

      I mean he not wrong even if they hadn’t they wanted 2

  • @Hellscrap3r
    @Hellscrap3r 7 лет назад +2125

    Dinah: "I can go all night."
    Oliver: "PROMISE?!"

    • @User72748
      @User72748 7 лет назад +30

      Hellscrap3r ◕‿‿◕

    • @legoboy48
      @legoboy48 7 лет назад +43

      Hellscrap3r ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    • @feilungchen6154
      @feilungchen6154 7 лет назад +9

      LMAO. That part came up when I read your comment 😂

    • @djimmithegreat7266
      @djimmithegreat7266 7 лет назад +71

      Hellscrap3r
      J: Meet that other lightning guy?
      B.A: With the bamboo hat? Yes.
      I died then

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r 7 лет назад +22

      Since Raiden is basically confirmed to be in the game, I wonder if they'll engage in casual conversation when they clash or something.

  • @annakowal3086
    @annakowal3086 6 лет назад +738

    "You must have swallowed the red pill."
    "Completely different matrix."
    LOLOLOOL

  • @zuli7280
    @zuli7280 4 года назад +533

    “You’ll make a darn cute plushie”
    “WHAT. is a plushie”

    • @spv4711
      @spv4711 3 года назад +37

      That is my favorite

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 3 года назад +20

      It's weirdly wholesome

    • @ProjectIceman
      @ProjectIceman 2 года назад +6

      It checks out 😂😂😂

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 2 года назад +13

      Well that explains why he's so angry: He doesn't know what plushies are!

  • @djwordell858
    @djwordell858 6 лет назад +1330

    “You familiar with the laws of physics?”
    “I’ve broken them all so...yeah!”
    My favorite 😆👌

  • @emmanuel9872
    @emmanuel9872 7 лет назад +477

    atrocitus: taste my bile
    green lantern: never on a first date.

  • @grey8010
    @grey8010 5 лет назад +742

    No one:
    Not even an ant:
    Not even a soul:
    Joker: IT COULD USE A POLISH!!

    • @aloesellamintbubbleteaprod2011
      @aloesellamintbubbleteaprod2011 4 года назад +1

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @dadankilluminati1430
      @dadankilluminati1430 4 года назад +16

      Literally everyone: ready to die
      Joker: It COuLd UsE a poLiSH

    • @EnnUrd
      @EnnUrd 4 года назад +5

      Nobody memes was never funny

    • @tones75675
      @tones75675 3 года назад +7

      imagine Joker vs himself
      - "It could use a polish!"
      - "It could use a polish!"

    • @carp8716
      @carp8716 3 года назад +1

      I don't wanna be used
      (Btw I'm from Poland so now you have "proof" why this joke makes sense)

  • @Viknix
    @Viknix 7 лет назад +2122

    Could you make me a snowcone?
    Ask Mr.Freeze
    Could you make me a snowcone?
    Did Snart said to ask me that?

    • @greengables5866
      @greengables5866 7 лет назад +111

      Viknix
      LOL, that was the funniest scene

    • @jtroxler8
      @jtroxler8 7 лет назад +66

      JawaPlaysGames Those were the two greatest clash quotes in existence

    • @armjjb5189
      @armjjb5189 7 лет назад +81

      Could you make me a snowcone?
      Ask Icicle.
      Could you make me a snowcone?
      Ask Killer Frost.
      Could you make me a snowcone?
      Ask Captain Cold.
      >:(

    • @stevensanchez2204
      @stevensanchez2204 7 лет назад

      ARMJJB f

    • @asuna5701
      @asuna5701 7 лет назад +72

      +ARMJJB I hope she asks that to Sub Zero

  • @blergh9416
    @blergh9416 7 лет назад +634

    "Are you scared yet?"
    "I am Batman"
    "I am vengeance"
    "I am Batman"

  • @savitarthegodofspeed1975
    @savitarthegodofspeed1975 5 лет назад +845

    Joker: I see why you're Batman's chew-toy
    Catwoman: A pleasure you'll never have.
    Me: Oooooooh

    • @ichessegernecookiesundtrin5871
      @ichessegernecookiesundtrin5871 4 года назад +21

      But he have with harley :O

    • @BenjaMan64
      @BenjaMan64 4 года назад +76

      Fun fact: Once in the comics, Lex Luthor told Joker something like that, that Batman would rather chase Catwoman than Joker, and that Batman would never take Joker to the prom. Joker reacted... Poorly.

    • @teeze1338
      @teeze1338 4 года назад +24

      Ik I wasn’t the only one who thinks Jokers obsession wit Batman goes further than nemesis

    • @kerrilynchavez9462
      @kerrilynchavez9462 3 года назад +3

      they had a kid together bestie

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam 7 лет назад +1407

    Can't tell which of us is evil.
    I know. We both got beards.

    • @mattj4112
      @mattj4112 7 лет назад +139

      CW Arrow: "damnit"

    • @titan2073
      @titan2073 7 лет назад +8

      Krimson I posted the same thing before I saw this😡😡😡

    • @jrobi501
      @jrobi501 7 лет назад

      Krimson i dont get it

    • @crazykids3398
      @crazykids3398 7 лет назад +21

      its a pleasured to kick your ass
      oh hell naaa

    • @colinlasch4139
      @colinlasch4139 5 лет назад

      @@jrobi501 back in the day, the bad guys used to have beards similar to this green arrow's so they're poking fun at that

  • @themainman3741
    @themainman3741 7 лет назад +834

    Robin: "who put a hit on me?"
    Deadshot: "anyone who's ever met you."
    Lol.

    • @taniagarcia8959
      @taniagarcia8959 7 лет назад +46

      Me: Yes, even batman

    • @diazjrmedia4898
      @diazjrmedia4898 7 лет назад +24

      The Main Man Well u can't Blame Deadshot for saying that lol

    • @gase02
      @gase02 7 лет назад +25

      Everyone hates Damien Wayne

    • @SoI_Badguy
      @SoI_Badguy 7 лет назад +1

      Gustav Eriksson
      *Damian

    • @saadqureshi7127
      @saadqureshi7127 7 лет назад +5

      The Main Man just got burrrrrned!... 😂

  • @thethingy_doublet
    @thethingy_doublet 5 лет назад +350

    “CAn YoU MaKE mE A SnoW CoNE?”
    “Try asking mr. Freeze”
    *Literaly ask mr. Freeze*

  • @KRu53v
    @KRu53v 6 лет назад +321

    Diana:Say God night Harley!!
    Harley:Good, night Harley.

    • @hoanhotho4588
      @hoanhotho4588 6 лет назад +11

      Black canary : i can go all nights
      Green arrow : promise
      Me : 😂😂😂🤣😂

    • @kingi-sick2485
      @kingi-sick2485 6 лет назад +1

      Home alone reference

    • @TheDanDude17
      @TheDanDude17 5 лет назад

      She is a gem.

  • @blueeyesmaste7029
    @blueeyesmaste7029 7 лет назад +129

    Firestorm: Are you familiar with the laws of physics? Flash: I've broken them all so....yeah

    • @eren34558
      @eren34558 7 лет назад

      Colinkiller500 the only laws of physics Flash's familiar with is the ones he tries to break

  • @LexingtonDeville984
    @LexingtonDeville984 5 лет назад +815

    2:33
    "More gas, please!"
    "Stop having fun!"
    I’m dead 🤣🤣

    • @snugs3633
      @snugs3633 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @darthrevan5609
      @darthrevan5609 4 года назад +30

      "You're taking the fun out of this."
      "That's the point."

    • @giacomooffredi5230
      @giacomooffredi5230 3 года назад +2

      Scarevrow doesn't overdose.

    • @Palsypunch7911
      @Palsypunch7911 3 года назад +7

      That's my favorite one. The Joker makes Jonathan Crane very uncomfortable. If Scarecrow has a fear, I'd venture to say it is the Joker. But more specifically, Crane's powerlessness over him. Joker is the exception to the rule.

    • @LemmyFan123
      @LemmyFan123 2 года назад +1

      LMAO!

  • @nintendocitylife1027
    @nintendocitylife1027 7 лет назад +494

    Batman: your definitely a headache!
    Joker: #grumpybat
    GOLD!😂

    • @Proxuius
      @Proxuius 6 лет назад

      🤣

    • @tyshco2969
      @tyshco2969 5 лет назад +9

      Scarecrow: “Are you scared yet?”
      Batman: “I’M BATMAN.”
      No further explanation needed. XD

  • @normannoslen5761
    @normannoslen5761 7 лет назад +333

    Firestorm: "Are you familiar with the laws of physics?"
    Flash:"I have broken them all, so yeah."
    I fucking lost it at that one

  • @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274
    @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274 5 лет назад +185

    "How's is this gonna end"
    "I'm a doctor not a fortune teller"
    Savage🔥🔥🔥

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 года назад +3

      Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a comic book character who is being asked how this is going to end while being a doctor in the comic that is not a fortune teller.

    • @somuchtocook9159
      @somuchtocook9159 2 года назад

      Meanwhile dr fate: I am not that kind of doctor

    • @fefyfefingtion1530
      @fefyfefingtion1530 Год назад

      Actually she’s a psychiatrist
      Or is that technically still a doctor

  • @ryandando4228
    @ryandando4228 6 лет назад +404

    Doctor Fate: "ORDER SHALL PREVAIL"
    Green Arrow: "You REALLY need to get laid"
    DEAD

  • @doomer2electricboogaloo730
    @doomer2electricboogaloo730 7 лет назад +456

    You missed
    Scarecrow: Scared yet?
    Superman: I'm scared for your safety

    • @r3n3gad34l1f3
      @r3n3gad34l1f3 7 лет назад +2

      Martha Funker or any of his "this world is mine" quotes

    • @sawrain
      @sawrain 7 лет назад +4

      Martha Funker extraburn

    • @ziinthos9721
      @ziinthos9721 7 лет назад +7

      Flash: Don't make me kill myself.

    • @zeoalexo
      @zeoalexo 7 лет назад

      darth nihilus is that you?

    • @doomer2electricboogaloo730
      @doomer2electricboogaloo730 7 лет назад

      How did I get 371 likes? I vaguely remember not being funny or clever

  • @ComradeVenus
    @ComradeVenus 5 лет назад +466

    "Make like a tree and leaf!"
    "...I hate that joke"
    "Gonna shove my fist up your-"
    "It could use a polish"
    "Go lick your wounds"
    "That's just gross selena!"
    "I am vengeance!"
    "I'm Batman"
    "Could you make me a snowcone?"
    "Try asking Mr. Freeze."
    "Could you make me a snowcone?"
    "Did snart tell you to ask me that?"
    "I can't tell which of us is evil!"
    "I know, we both got beards"
    "I can go all night"
    "Promise? ;)"
    "Who put a hit on ME?"
    "Everyone who's ever met you"
    "Order shall prevail!"
    "You *really* need to get laid"
    "Damien despises you"
    "You can have him!"

    • @maddox_4000
      @maddox_4000 4 года назад +12

      “What is a plushie?”

    • @anakinskywalker3672
      @anakinskywalker3672 4 года назад +12

      “Did you meet that other lighting guy?”
      “The one with the bamboo hat? Yes.”

    • @lordfoogthe2st720
      @lordfoogthe2st720 4 года назад +4

      “You familiar with the laws of physics?”
      “I-I’ve broken them all, so, yeah!”

    • @derbyharrington16
      @derbyharrington16 4 года назад +4

      "More gas, please."
      "Stop having fun."

    • @rc8376
      @rc8376 4 года назад

      Eyes up here kid

  • @Futuretense101
    @Futuretense101 6 лет назад +746

    "I can go all night!"
    "Promise!?!"
    LMAO!

  • @datboiderrty
    @datboiderrty 6 лет назад +256

    Joker: you have no sense of humor!
    Green Arrow: hello! Boxing glove arrow.

  • @detroit.mp4214
    @detroit.mp4214 5 лет назад +119

    Green arrow:
    “Can’t tell which of us is evil”
    *”Yea we both got beards”*

    • @Doceli-dg3cn
      @Doceli-dg3cn 3 года назад +1

      I got caught doin bad stuff after my mom cutted my beard

  • @Adrian-rc4vf
    @Adrian-rc4vf 7 лет назад +588

    Harley: ''I love you''
    Poison Ivy ''I know''
    Literally me when it comes to relationships

    • @josiahc4661
      @josiahc4661 7 лет назад +39

      Adrian haha I think it's a Star Wars reference. Han and Leia

    • @fabioriato
      @fabioriato 7 лет назад +2

      Josiah C It most definetely is!

    • @cartooncentral263
      @cartooncentral263 6 лет назад +2

      Josiah C it is

    • @boogvaldez7874
      @boogvaldez7874 6 лет назад +2

      +Adrian carol the wildcat: you worse than spade
      Sub-zero: you remind me of johnny cage
      Lilac the water dragon girl: are you fast enough
      Deadshot: eat pizza sucker
      Green Lantern: my Fists means go
      Carol the wildcat: green light means stop
      Joker: look Sinestro behind you
      Carol the wildcat: thanks not give me hiccups
      Lilac the water dragon girl: time for payback
      Robin: you call
      Black Adam: the regime wil rise
      Carol the wildcat: eat my shorts
      Aquaman: I heard you eat fish
      Lilac the water dragon girl: I'm water dragon ok

    • @granth2839
      @granth2839 6 лет назад +2

      star wars reference

  • @thequietteen7452
    @thequietteen7452 6 лет назад +666

    These are so much better than the intro dialogues.

    • @hoanhotho4588
      @hoanhotho4588 6 лет назад +10

      2:59 #happybats

    • @Plapadus
      @Plapadus 6 лет назад +5

      That's exactly what I was thinking

  • @thenosieyartist6924
    @thenosieyartist6924 5 лет назад +264

    "You familiar with the laws of physics?"
    "I've broken all of them so...yeah!"
    "Youd make a really cute plushy!!"
    "What....is a plushy...?"
    Are my favorites

    • @derbyharrington16
      @derbyharrington16 4 года назад +6

      *broke them all
      *you'd
      *darn cute
      *plushie
      Sorry, but I had to.

  • @chuckyisawesome01
    @chuckyisawesome01 6 лет назад +392

    Supergirl: Still trying to tickle me?
    BB: Heheh, yeah.

    • @abovenbeyond2826
      @abovenbeyond2826 6 лет назад +2

      DeathShark1 what boba said wasn't wtf. You mean myrrah right?

  • @InfusedHAMR
    @InfusedHAMR 7 лет назад +188

    Firestorm: Are you familiar with the laws of physics
    Flash: I broke them all so ya

  • @z0mb055
    @z0mb055 5 лет назад +143

    Damien: Who put a hit on me?
    Deadshot: Everyone that ever met you.
    Me: Legit

  • @acetooth1477
    @acetooth1477 7 лет назад +151

    Black Canary: "Gonna shove my fist up your"
    Joker: "It could use a polish!"
    Oh god...

  • @sebastianquinchia1840
    @sebastianquinchia1840 7 лет назад +315

    "Are you scared yet?"
    "I'm Batman"
    Made me laugh, then I heard the next one
    "I am Vengeance"
    "I'm Batman" And I laughed even harder, then smiled, man the DCAU was everything

    • @amshmans3841
      @amshmans3841 7 лет назад

      Same

    • @dodosuify
      @dodosuify 6 лет назад

      Sebastian Quinchia CAN YOU MAKE ME A SNOW CONE!?

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 6 лет назад

      Sebastian Quinchia Best way to send off the Arkham Bat.

    • @aintitfunny8684
      @aintitfunny8684 6 лет назад

      Sebastian Quinchia ikr!! xD 😂😂😂

    • @boi1595
      @boi1595 6 лет назад +1

      The fact that the second time he said "Im batman" sounded robotic made it even better

  • @devonambrose8009
    @devonambrose8009 5 лет назад +164

    “More gas please!”
    “You’ve had enough...”
    That’s the best one between Scarecrow and Joker. 😂

  • @christianparrish7544
    @christianparrish7544 5 лет назад +1577

    Deadpool: who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
    Aquaman: stop singing that annoying song!

  • @pixqll
    @pixqll 6 лет назад +230

    3:46
    “You’d make a darn cute plushie”
    “What is a plushie”
    I can see why that is #1 😂😂

  • @4rs0n1sm
    @4rs0n1sm 5 лет назад +348

    "I love you!"
    "I know."
    And then they get married :))

  • @eoghanfeighery7383
    @eoghanfeighery7383 7 лет назад +225

    "I can go all night."
    "Promise?!"

  • @Bretthejetwilliams
    @Bretthejetwilliams 7 лет назад +118

    Deadshot: "Learned to fight by playing videogames?"
    Bane: "Do not insult me!"

  • @big_daddy_bert8461
    @big_daddy_bert8461 5 лет назад +74

    “Say good night, Harley”
    “Good night Harley”
    Why is that funny to me.

  • @totaldramakatie9210
    @totaldramakatie9210 6 лет назад +636

    "I love you."
    "I know."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Pokenclashdominic
      @Pokenclashdominic 5 лет назад +9

      Harley Quinn confirmed gay.

    • @NTEDOG561
      @NTEDOG561 5 лет назад +9

      Star wars

    • @mediciki602
      @mediciki602 5 лет назад +10

      @@Pokenclashdominic if you love your mom and youre a girl are you gay as well?

    • @Pokenclashdominic
      @Pokenclashdominic 5 лет назад +4

      well I’m not a girl.

    • @mediciki602
      @mediciki602 5 лет назад +1

      @@Pokenclashdominic Okay well if you love your dad does that mean you're gay? Lmao nvm 😂

  • @seraiahfaithhanson1837
    @seraiahfaithhanson1837 7 лет назад +197

    Flash: I can see why Bruce likes you.
    Blue Beatle: he does? He really does?
    Oml xD

  • @MrSaunamies95
    @MrSaunamies95 5 лет назад +119

    "More gas, please!"
    "Stop having fun!"
    My sides x'D

  • @midwntr
    @midwntr 6 лет назад +768

    3:00
    "Can you make me a snowcone?!"
    "Try asking Mr.Freeze"
    "Can you make me a snowcone?!"
    "Did Smart tell you to ask me that?"

    • @Promor_
      @Promor_ 6 лет назад +42

      Captain Deadpool snart*

    • @abovenbeyond2826
      @abovenbeyond2826 6 лет назад +27

      It's not "smart" dude. It's snart as in Leonard Snart.

    • @dony1868
      @dony1868 6 лет назад +10

      *Snart but still clever

    • @Sea-Bird..
      @Sea-Bird.. 5 лет назад +3

      Snart

    • @mystic_mountain
      @mystic_mountain 5 лет назад +1

      ..I’m not familiar with Snart so I thought he said Snot

  • @Bonq_Destroys
    @Bonq_Destroys 7 лет назад +763

    2:36 "more gas please" "STOP HAVING FUN"

  • @Hahaa99
    @Hahaa99 5 лет назад +49

    2:33 should ve been
    Joker : “ More Gas Please“
    Scarecrow : “ am i a joke to you.....?”

  • @Mikeyishere422
    @Mikeyishere422 7 лет назад +77

    "who put a hit on me?"
    "Anyone who's ever met you."
    Literally the best

  • @RasenKamehamehaX100
    @RasenKamehamehaX100 6 лет назад +238

    Harley is the best.
    Harley: COULD YA MAKE ME A SNOWCONE?!
    Captain Cold: Ask Mr Freeze.
    Harley: COULD YA MAKE ME A SNOWCONE?!
    Dr Freeze: Did Snart tell you to ask me that?
    Harley: You'd make a darn cute plushie!
    Atrocitus: WHAT. IS A PLUSHIE?!

  • @sorexlozen8968
    @sorexlozen8968 5 лет назад +26

    “I can see why Bruce likes you.”
    “He does he really does?!”
    Awww my baby...

  • @That_Boy_Jav
    @That_Boy_Jav 5 лет назад +752

    Wonderwoman: Damien despises you
    Batman: You can have him
    Me: Damn Batman putting Damien up for adoption that fast😂😂😂

    • @eccentricdez42
      @eccentricdez42 5 лет назад +50

      Who wouldn't?

    • @Redkodiak1994
      @Redkodiak1994 5 лет назад

      lolXD

    • @marveldcfan2477
      @marveldcfan2477 5 лет назад +9

      That was the most hilarious dialog. 😂 It's just soooo random... I mean, why would Wonder Woman say that anyway?

    • @malikjames7250
      @malikjames7250 5 лет назад +5

      He killed dick Grayson

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 4 года назад +5

      awsometrot 57 not surprised. He killed his favorite son

  • @jaredc304
    @jaredc304 6 лет назад +189

    Black Adam: "It's MY turn to rule!"
    Superman: "Didn't know we were taking turns."

  • @sooperdude22
    @sooperdude22 4 года назад +21

    "I can go all night!"
    "Promise?!"
    Dinah said it as a threat. Ollie heard it as an offer.

  • @MegaDragonfly3
    @MegaDragonfly3 7 лет назад +146

    Ah, the one with Sub Zero and Deadshot got me but I get why it wasn't in here.
    Deadshot: "I got a bullet with your name on it"
    Sub-Zero: " You are no Erron Black"

    • @tylerhunter3764
      @tylerhunter3764 6 лет назад +1

      Voltex Gaming reference to dat x ray of his

  • @goonfire0381
    @goonfire0381 7 лет назад +120

    Flash: I can see why Bruce likes u
    Blue Beetle: He does, He really does?!

  • @firelightning4681
    @firelightning4681 5 лет назад +234

    3:01
    Had me dying
    "Can you make me a snowcone ?"
    *"Try asking Mr .Freeze"*
    "Can you make me a snowcone ?"
    *"Did Stout tell you to ask me that ?"*

    • @pancakeperson8905
      @pancakeperson8905 5 лет назад +12

      Snart*

    • @Sea-Bird..
      @Sea-Bird.. 5 лет назад +5

      SNART!!!why does everyone get it wrong???

    • @Sakura12530
      @Sakura12530 5 лет назад +1

      It’s a typo calm down

    • @ItsKomplicatedMusic
      @ItsKomplicatedMusic 5 лет назад

      Why does every get SNART wrong?!

    • @AI_CPTN
      @AI_CPTN 5 лет назад

      @@ItsKomplicatedMusic propably the same way you got everyone wrong

  • @Stanos_1
    @Stanos_1 7 лет назад +311

    What is a plushie!!!??? - Atrocitus 2017

    • @GDBowman1987
      @GDBowman1987 7 лет назад +1

      Stanley Jr Nicodemus i was dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @xanaguythelegend7770
    @xanaguythelegend7770 7 лет назад +631

    "You *REALLY* need to get laid."

    • @fonzithesavage6610
      @fonzithesavage6610 7 лет назад +7

      Xanaguy The Legend lol

    • @almightyrasen
      @almightyrasen 7 лет назад +7

      Xanaguy The Legend handed him a nasty L

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 7 лет назад +6

      And yet, the word "ass" is axed out at every opportunity.

    • @notahamster333
      @notahamster333 7 лет назад +8

      It felt like it was also addressed to the player...
      :((

  • @jaminsalim2256
    @jaminsalim2256 5 лет назад +59

    Joker: You'd be delicious, battered and fried.
    Aquaman: Enough with the fish metaphors.
    Hearing that conversation got me hungry that my belly rumbled. What the hell.

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 7 лет назад +533

    "you familiar with the laws of physics?"
    "well i broke them all so yeah"

  • @minervabecerra3265
    @minervabecerra3265 7 лет назад +74

    Demian: Who put a hit on me?
    Deadshot: Everyone that's ever met you.
    Damn 😂😂😂

  • @katiem6719
    @katiem6719 5 лет назад +31

    “there is only one guardian, THEN DIE ALREADY” HAD ME DEAD 😂

  • @leandrod.martins1437
    @leandrod.martins1437 7 лет назад +205

    "Are you scared yet?"
    "I'm Batman!"
    "I am vengeance!"
    "I'm Batman"
    😂😂😂

    • @elchupacabra1677
      @elchupacabra1677 7 лет назад +4

      Masturbating at the beach . . .
      because I'm Batman!

    • @cassie7328
      @cassie7328 2 года назад

      They both have the same energy as:
      Dad I'm sorry!
      Hi sorry I'm dad 😁

  • @hayselosorio322
    @hayselosorio322 7 лет назад +73

    Robin: who put a hit on me?
    Deadshot: anyone whose ever met you
    I'm gonna use that line

  • @APHxVOCALOID12lover
    @APHxVOCALOID12lover 4 года назад +16

    "i love you"
    "I know"
    They sound sincere tho 👁️👁️

  • @knightofarkronia8652
    @knightofarkronia8652 6 лет назад +500

    1:05 The Joker on social media? That is worrying...

    • @Veladus
      @Veladus 5 лет назад +20

      He can't do more damage on it than Supes did: i.imgur.com/rzpp4ED.jpg

    • @AlucardsSon
      @AlucardsSon 5 лет назад +25

      #grumpybat

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 5 лет назад +3

      @@Veladus I like how its Batman is Bruce Wayne not the other way around

    • @hughmungus1501
      @hughmungus1501 4 года назад +2

      But we live in a *SOCIETY*

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 4 года назад

      @@Veladus Superdouche.

  • @NobodyFromNowhere__
    @NobodyFromNowhere__ 7 лет назад +170

    Batman: you're definitely a headache
    Joker: #grumpybat

  • @penelopekessell4154
    @penelopekessell4154 5 лет назад +16

    "I can't tell which of us is evil."
    "I know. We both have beards."
    "Damian despises you."
    "You can have him.'

  • @svittajnik1725
    @svittajnik1725 6 лет назад +1723

    What is a plushie?

  • @mstuckey01
    @mstuckey01 7 лет назад +189

    Damian despises you..
    You can have him!
    Lol 😂😂😂

    • @kosmicworld
      @kosmicworld 6 лет назад

      Michael Stuckey Jim

    • @Venus_Eclipse_
      @Venus_Eclipse_ 6 лет назад +10

      And like that, Batman receives the "Dad of the Year" award.

    • @mr_blvck13
      @mr_blvck13 6 лет назад +1

      He wants to give me away😢😢

  • @alexandraarizpe880
    @alexandraarizpe880 4 года назад +21

    2:15 “ I am a doctor not a fortune teller.”

  • @drewdonovan3444
    @drewdonovan3444 7 лет назад +222

    My favorite is
    Green Arrow: I can't tell which one of us is evil
    Green Arrow: I know! We both have beards

    • @FoxyGuyHere
      @FoxyGuyHere 7 лет назад +3

      Drew Donovan That was an amazing one.

    • @RaithSienar
      @RaithSienar 7 лет назад

      I laughed so hard at that one.

  • @_amazing_ammy_7361
    @_amazing_ammy_7361 6 лет назад +589

    Green arrow:Can’t tell which of us is evil!
    Green arrow:I KNOW WEVE BOTH GOT BEARDS
    ME:w-wha-...........ok idk anymore

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 6 лет назад +4

      _Amazing_ Ammy_ Best thing ever

  • @شمالىدريا
    @شمالىدريا 5 лет назад +32

    Poison Ivy: I'll spit on your grave
    Joker: it could use a polish
    Funniest line ever😅😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kiasseoul
    @Kiasseoul 6 лет назад +246

    “Damien despises you”
    “You can have him!”
    Dammmmnn Batman literally disowned his son😂😂

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 6 лет назад

      AestheticBeanz Actually Damian’s not his actual son. Deathstroke’s Damian’s real father.

    • @givemesubs451
      @givemesubs451 6 лет назад +18

      And Damian is his ONLY blood son. So he’s like, “screw my blood son, I want my adopted kids”

    • @johngeo5816
      @johngeo5816 6 лет назад +3

      damien killed dick greyson(nightwing) in injustice

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 6 лет назад +8

      He disowned Damian since Injustice 1. To quote them:
      Damian: Superman's been more of father than you ever were
      Batman: You stopped being my son when you killed Dick Grayson. He was my son.
      *After they fight and Batman wins*
      Batman: You're dead to me.

    • @jonahbowman6824
      @jonahbowman6824 5 лет назад +1

      Blue Wolf I agree

  • @CoolDude5633554
    @CoolDude5633554 6 лет назад +308

    Canary: I can go all night
    Arrow: Promise??
    Canary: Why you little son of a-
    Damien: whoa, you kiss your baby with that mouth

    • @jameskarg3240
      @jameskarg3240 5 лет назад +7

      Aaaand your comment somehow glitched onto a Injustice 2 vid...

    • @iwasanangryyoungman
      @iwasanangryyoungman 5 лет назад

      Never realised Black Canary was a Captain America fangirl!!!

    • @Jastenpol
      @Jastenpol 5 лет назад

      Omygod we have watched the same vid before this.

  • @chadstetson3998
    @chadstetson3998 5 лет назад +18

    That Sonic boom one is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Had me crying 🤣

  • @davidluna7179
    @davidluna7179 7 лет назад +136

    ww:say good night harley
    harley:good night harley

  • @vegetamajinssvegeta
    @vegetamajinssvegeta 7 лет назад +199

    "what is a plushie?!" i died

  • @Valentino_khan
    @Valentino_khan 5 лет назад +58

    Joker: u met the other lighting guy
    Black Adam: the 1 with the bamboo hat yea
    XD NICE MK RAIDEN REFRENCE

  • @iamrjdennis
    @iamrjdennis 7 лет назад +68

    Catwoman: "Go lick your wounds"
    Green Lantern: "That's just gross Selina" 😂

  • @molepole1998
    @molepole1998 6 лет назад +214

    You’d make a darn cute plushie!
    What...is a plushie??
    😂😂😂

  • @LIV4EV3R
    @LIV4EV3R 5 лет назад +25

    Wonder woman: Damien despises you.
    Batman: You can have him..
    LMAOO

  • @sSyphoNizeOffical
    @sSyphoNizeOffical 6 лет назад +262

    Best one was Bane And Batman
    Bane:
    "How's your back?"
    Batman:
    "Better than ever"

    • @alejandrokaplan7243
      @alejandrokaplan7243 4 года назад +7

      sSyphoNize the second is
      “How did you learn to fight video games”
      “You insult me”

  • @barr_04
    @barr_04 7 лет назад +68

    Flash: I can see why Bruce likes you
    Blue beetle: he does he really does!

  • @RadiantStorm04
    @RadiantStorm04 5 лет назад +18

    3:02 Harley: CAN YOU MAKE ME A SNOW CONE?!
    Captain Cold: Try asking Mr. Freeze.
    Harley: CAN YOU MAKE ME A SNOW CONE?!
    Mr. Freeze: Snart told you to ask me that?

  • @AliHussein-zn3zd
    @AliHussein-zn3zd 7 лет назад +154

    Damian: who ordered a hit on me?
    Deadshot: who ever met you
    So savage

    • @diazjrmedia4898
      @diazjrmedia4898 7 лет назад +5

      A M Can't even Blame Deadshot for that response lol

  • @Icouldntthinkofaname92
    @Icouldntthinkofaname92 7 лет назад +166

    aww you missed Black Adam and Superman.
    "It's MY turn to rule!"
    "Didn't know we were taking turns." LMAO 😂

  • @zak1983
    @zak1983 5 лет назад +41

    "I love you"
    "I know"
    I love this

  • @swayaway5447
    @swayaway5447 7 лет назад +286

    Flash: I can see why Bruce likes you!
    Blue beetle: he does?!? He really does??!