Fun fact: Once in the comics, Lex Luthor told Joker something like that, that Batman would rather chase Catwoman than Joker, and that Batman would never take Joker to the prom. Joker reacted... Poorly.
That's my favorite one. The Joker makes Jonathan Crane very uncomfortable. If Scarecrow has a fear, I'd venture to say it is the Joker. But more specifically, Crane's powerlessness over him. Joker is the exception to the rule.
"Make like a tree and leaf!" "...I hate that joke" "Gonna shove my fist up your-" "It could use a polish" "Go lick your wounds" "That's just gross selena!" "I am vengeance!" "I'm Batman" "Could you make me a snowcone?" "Try asking Mr. Freeze." "Could you make me a snowcone?" "Did snart tell you to ask me that?" "I can't tell which of us is evil!" "I know, we both got beards" "I can go all night" "Promise? ;)" "Who put a hit on ME?" "Everyone who's ever met you" "Order shall prevail!" "You *really* need to get laid" "Damien despises you" "You can have him!"
Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a comic book character who is being asked how this is going to end while being a doctor in the comic that is not a fortune teller.
"Are you scared yet?" "I'm Batman" Made me laugh, then I heard the next one "I am Vengeance" "I'm Batman" And I laughed even harder, then smiled, man the DCAU was everything
"You familiar with the laws of physics?" "I've broken all of them so...yeah!" "Youd make a really cute plushy!!" "What....is a plushy...?" Are my favorites
Harley is the best. Harley: COULD YA MAKE ME A SNOWCONE?! Captain Cold: Ask Mr Freeze. Harley: COULD YA MAKE ME A SNOWCONE?! Dr Freeze: Did Snart tell you to ask me that? Harley: You'd make a darn cute plushie! Atrocitus: WHAT. IS A PLUSHIE?!
+Adrian carol the wildcat: you worse than spade Sub-zero: you remind me of johnny cage Lilac the water dragon girl: are you fast enough Deadshot: eat pizza sucker Green Lantern: my Fists means go Carol the wildcat: green light means stop Joker: look Sinestro behind you Carol the wildcat: thanks not give me hiccups Lilac the water dragon girl: time for payback Robin: you call Black Adam: the regime wil rise Carol the wildcat: eat my shorts Aquaman: I heard you eat fish Lilac the water dragon girl: I'm water dragon ok
Joker: You'd be delicious, battered and fried. Aquaman: Enough with the fish metaphors. Hearing that conversation got me hungry that my belly rumbled. What the hell.
Ah, the one with Sub Zero and Deadshot got me but I get why it wasn't in here. Deadshot: "I got a bullet with your name on it" Sub-Zero: " You are no Erron Black"
3:02 Harley: CAN YOU MAKE ME A SNOW CONE?! Captain Cold: Try asking Mr. Freeze. Harley: CAN YOU MAKE ME A SNOW CONE?! Mr. Freeze: Snart told you to ask me that?
CARO I mean, to be fair, his "son" is the result of Batman being raped by Talia, killed Dick Grayson(by accident, but still) who arguably was closer as a son to Batman, then disowned him, and teamed up with Superman, specifically hoping to kill Batman. So yeah, love has its limits
"Could you make me a snowcone?"
"Try asking Mr. Freeze."
"Could you make me a snowcone?"
"Did Snart tell you to ask me that?"
Lol
best clash
I dies hearing that XD.
Do you want to build a snowman?
Comedy 3000 Ask Snart or that other cold guy!
Joker: Met the other lightning guy?
Black Adam: With the bamboo hat, yes.
Raiden confirmed
Hate to break it to ya.. But that was confirmed before u were born
Pretty sure it was a reference to the D.C. Vs Mortal Kombat
my favorite one ;)
character selection confirmed it.
TacoManMax I would buy that
"I can't tell which one of us is evil."
"I know, we both got beards"
I don't get it
Green Arrow Trekie confirmed.
Bruh
I love Ollie
@@mifigor1935 evil people in media typically have beards
Scarecrow: "Are you scared yet?"
Batman: "I'm batman"
14 and 13
Rafel Jaggai Scarecrow got roasted.
Red Hood: I am vengence
Batman: I'm Batman
Fuck! You're too fast sir! This completely caught me off guard! Never thought they would bring this meme into the game. Brilliant, Netherrealm!
Red hood : i am vengeance
Batman : i'm batman
😂🤣
Rafel Jaggai when was that
Joker:"Your pick, dynamite or crowbar?"
Red Hood: *think of clever comeback, think of clever comeback*
"DIE JOKER"
*bravah*
Error, clever comeback not found.
That line reminds me of how Bane asked for Batman's back...
Too pissed off to think clearly I guess...
Jeffrey Slagle batman would say "Im batman"
"Your pick, dynamite or crowbar?"
"Which of my family do you have this time?"
I wish Two Face was in this Game...
“Get out of my face Joker”
“Which one?”
U savage for that
Two Face: No more games!
Scarecrow: The deck is stacked against you!
Two Face: Are you struggling?
Black Canary: Yeah, Can't tell which face should I hit
DeadmanFloat Two Face for Injustice 3! Maybe have Troy voice him!
OH SHIT😂😂 that is good😂
Favorite-
Damian: "Who put a hit on me?"
Deadshot: "Anyone who's ever met you"
Most likely true.
Not surprised
Yep
Yeah, not surprised in the slightest.
thats a hard roast from deadshot tough^^
2:36
"Say Goodnight Harley."
"Goodnight Harley!"
That got me dead 😂😂😂
I really love Harley's lines here ❤❤
If watch sitcom from.the 80's you get that joke
I think harley said "goodnight Harleen" but idk
Yes. Injustice Harley is one of her best incarnations ever.
That's actually a reference
🤣
“Damian despise you.”
“You can have him.”
Father of the year
Classic Batman. 😂
Damien killed Dick so
@@mikhailthegreatestdragon3627 he committed the unforgivable sin?! Where is it stated?
@@dylan8443
It's one of the first issues, methinks, but it's the whole reason why Damien and Batman went their separate ways.
@@dylan8443 they mentioned it in the pre-match dialogues
"You must have swallowed the red pill."
"Completely different matrix."
LOLOLOOL
"Who put a hit on me?"
"Everyone who's ever met you."
#BURN
Caz Tailby poor robin 😂😂😂
That was one of my favorite burns
Justin Doctor he is an ass he deserves it.
Justin Doctor Catwoman’s "Thats why you don’t have a girlfriend" insult is funnier. And Injustice Robin is a cunt.
@@LexingtonDeville984 Just Damian Wayne in general. On the plus side, I get my deposit back if Floyd doesn't make the kill in the next eight hours.
3:34 - "Who put a hit on ME?"
"Everyone that's ever met you"
That is not a burn, it is nuclear detonation. :)
I mean he not wrong even if they hadn’t they wanted 2
BC: "Gonna shove my fist up your--"
Joker: "It could use a polish.
I lost it 😂😂😂
General Grompous same
Yup this one is the best!!!
She could've said tongue instead of fist
Anything the joker says is hysterical
Same
Dinah: "I can go all night."
Oliver: "PROMISE?!"
Hellscrap3r ◕‿‿◕
Hellscrap3r ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
LMAO. That part came up when I read your comment 😂
Hellscrap3r
J: Meet that other lightning guy?
B.A: With the bamboo hat? Yes.
I died then
Since Raiden is basically confirmed to be in the game, I wonder if they'll engage in casual conversation when they clash or something.
“You’ll make a darn cute plushie”
“WHAT. is a plushie”
That is my favorite
It's weirdly wholesome
It checks out 😂😂😂
Well that explains why he's so angry: He doesn't know what plushies are!
"Are you scared yet?"
"I am Batman"
"I am vengeance"
"I am Batman"
Desk Goji LOL
"Im gay"
"Im Batman"
ŘƤĐ that escalated quickly hehe
I was going to say that
2:57 like father like son
“You familiar with the laws of physics?”
“I’ve broken them all so...yeah!”
My favorite 😆👌
Mine too
What about Could you make me a snowcone
Mine too
Mine too and also 1:21
Joker: I see why you're Batman's chew-toy
Catwoman: A pleasure you'll never have.
Me: Oooooooh
But he have with harley :O
Fun fact: Once in the comics, Lex Luthor told Joker something like that, that Batman would rather chase Catwoman than Joker, and that Batman would never take Joker to the prom. Joker reacted... Poorly.
Ik I wasn’t the only one who thinks Jokers obsession wit Batman goes further than nemesis
they had a kid together bestie
Can't tell which of us is evil.
I know. We both got beards.
CW Arrow: "damnit"
Krimson I posted the same thing before I saw this😡😡😡
Krimson i dont get it
its a pleasured to kick your ass
oh hell naaa
@@jrobi501 back in the day, the bad guys used to have beards similar to this green arrow's so they're poking fun at that
atrocitus: taste my bile
green lantern: never on a first date.
emmanuel aidoghie Gross lmao
What's a bile?
zizi orens vomit
zizi orens more specifically, bile is digested material mixed with stomach acid
No one:
Not even an ant:
Not even a soul:
Joker: IT COULD USE A POLISH!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Literally everyone: ready to die
Joker: It COuLd UsE a poLiSH
Nobody memes was never funny
imagine Joker vs himself
- "It could use a polish!"
- "It could use a polish!"
I don't wanna be used
(Btw I'm from Poland so now you have "proof" why this joke makes sense)
Could you make me a snowcone?
Ask Mr.Freeze
Could you make me a snowcone?
Did Snart said to ask me that?
Viknix
LOL, that was the funniest scene
JawaPlaysGames Those were the two greatest clash quotes in existence
Could you make me a snowcone?
Ask Icicle.
Could you make me a snowcone?
Ask Killer Frost.
Could you make me a snowcone?
Ask Captain Cold.
>:(
ARMJJB f
+ARMJJB I hope she asks that to Sub Zero
Doctor Fate: "ORDER SHALL PREVAIL"
Green Arrow: "You REALLY need to get laid"
DEAD
He does, though
Poor Inza…
“CAn YoU MaKE mE A SnoW CoNE?”
“Try asking mr. Freeze”
*Literaly ask mr. Freeze*
Did snart tell you to ask me that?
Firestorm: "Are you familiar with the laws of physics?"
Flash:"I have broken them all, so yeah."
I fucking lost it at that one
Lol
"I can go all night!"
"Promise!?!"
LMAO!
Futuretense101 my favourite
that is so cute
Futuretense101 omfg lol
Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
'' EYE UP HERE KIDS"
'' FOCUS JAIME"
2:33
"More gas, please!"
"Stop having fun!"
I’m dead 🤣🤣
Lol
"You're taking the fun out of this."
"That's the point."
Scarevrow doesn't overdose.
That's my favorite one. The Joker makes Jonathan Crane very uncomfortable. If Scarecrow has a fear, I'd venture to say it is the Joker. But more specifically, Crane's powerlessness over him. Joker is the exception to the rule.
LMAO!
Black Canary: "Gonna shove my fist up your"
Joker: "It could use a polish!"
Oh god...
Robin: "who put a hit on me?"
Deadshot: "anyone who's ever met you."
Lol.
Me: Yes, even batman
The Main Man Well u can't Blame Deadshot for saying that lol
Everyone hates Damien Wayne
Gustav Eriksson
*Damian
The Main Man just got burrrrrned!... 😂
"Make like a tree and leaf!"
"...I hate that joke"
"Gonna shove my fist up your-"
"It could use a polish"
"Go lick your wounds"
"That's just gross selena!"
"I am vengeance!"
"I'm Batman"
"Could you make me a snowcone?"
"Try asking Mr. Freeze."
"Could you make me a snowcone?"
"Did snart tell you to ask me that?"
"I can't tell which of us is evil!"
"I know, we both got beards"
"I can go all night"
"Promise? ;)"
"Who put a hit on ME?"
"Everyone who's ever met you"
"Order shall prevail!"
"You *really* need to get laid"
"Damien despises you"
"You can have him!"
“What is a plushie?”
“Did you meet that other lighting guy?”
“The one with the bamboo hat? Yes.”
“You familiar with the laws of physics?”
“I-I’ve broken them all, so, yeah!”
"More gas, please."
"Stop having fun."
Eyes up here kid
Diana:Say God night Harley!!
Harley:Good, night Harley.
Black canary : i can go all nights
Green arrow : promise
Me : 😂😂😂🤣😂
Home alone reference
She is a gem.
Joker: you have no sense of humor!
Green Arrow: hello! Boxing glove arrow.
"How's is this gonna end"
"I'm a doctor not a fortune teller"
Savage🔥🔥🔥
Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a comic book character who is being asked how this is going to end while being a doctor in the comic that is not a fortune teller.
Meanwhile dr fate: I am not that kind of doctor
Actually she’s a psychiatrist
Or is that technically still a doctor
"Are you scared yet?"
"I'm Batman"
Made me laugh, then I heard the next one
"I am Vengeance"
"I'm Batman" And I laughed even harder, then smiled, man the DCAU was everything
Same
Sebastian Quinchia CAN YOU MAKE ME A SNOW CONE!?
Sebastian Quinchia Best way to send off the Arkham Bat.
Sebastian Quinchia ikr!! xD 😂😂😂
The fact that the second time he said "Im batman" sounded robotic made it even better
Supergirl: Still trying to tickle me?
BB: Heheh, yeah.
DeathShark1 what boba said wasn't wtf. You mean myrrah right?
Green arrow:
“Can’t tell which of us is evil”
*”Yea we both got beards”*
I got caught doin bad stuff after my mom cutted my beard
Firestorm: Are you familiar with the laws of physics
Flash: I broke them all so ya
Deadpool: who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Aquaman: stop singing that annoying song!
Christian Parrish who would win? Aquaman or Spongebob?
@@socatoansoldier9984 depends is the sea sponge counted as a creature
Sandy
The Spongebob theme song isn’t annoying
Socatoan Soldier Spongebob
Damien: Who put a hit on me?
Deadshot: Everyone that ever met you.
Me: Legit
3:00
"Can you make me a snowcone?!"
"Try asking Mr.Freeze"
"Can you make me a snowcone?!"
"Did Smart tell you to ask me that?"
Captain Deadpool snart*
It's not "smart" dude. It's snart as in Leonard Snart.
*Snart but still clever
Snart
..I’m not familiar with Snart so I thought he said Snot
Firestorm: Are you familiar with the laws of physics? Flash: I've broken them all so....yeah
Colinkiller500 the only laws of physics Flash's familiar with is the ones he tries to break
"You familiar with the laws of physics?"
"I've broken all of them so...yeah!"
"Youd make a really cute plushy!!"
"What....is a plushy...?"
Are my favorites
*broke them all
*you'd
*darn cute
*plushie
Sorry, but I had to.
Harley is the best.
Harley: COULD YA MAKE ME A SNOWCONE?!
Captain Cold: Ask Mr Freeze.
Harley: COULD YA MAKE ME A SNOWCONE?!
Dr Freeze: Did Snart tell you to ask me that?
Harley: You'd make a darn cute plushie!
Atrocitus: WHAT. IS A PLUSHIE?!
These are so much better than the intro dialogues.
2:59 #happybats
That's exactly what I was thinking
“Say good night, Harley”
“Good night Harley”
Why is that funny to me.
Harley: ''I love you''
Poison Ivy ''I know''
Literally me when it comes to relationships
Adrian haha I think it's a Star Wars reference. Han and Leia
Josiah C It most definetely is!
Josiah C it is
+Adrian carol the wildcat: you worse than spade
Sub-zero: you remind me of johnny cage
Lilac the water dragon girl: are you fast enough
Deadshot: eat pizza sucker
Green Lantern: my Fists means go
Carol the wildcat: green light means stop
Joker: look Sinestro behind you
Carol the wildcat: thanks not give me hiccups
Lilac the water dragon girl: time for payback
Robin: you call
Black Adam: the regime wil rise
Carol the wildcat: eat my shorts
Aquaman: I heard you eat fish
Lilac the water dragon girl: I'm water dragon ok
star wars reference
Batman: your definitely a headache!
Joker: #grumpybat
GOLD!😂
🤣
Scarecrow: “Are you scared yet?”
Batman: “I’M BATMAN.”
No further explanation needed. XD
“More gas please!”
“You’ve had enough...”
That’s the best one between Scarecrow and Joker. 😂
Devon Ambrose are you like dean Ambrose?
@@trulyyouredits4331 You mean like Jon Moxley ?
@@Bloody-4444 yes lol
3:46
“You’d make a darn cute plushie”
“What is a plushie”
I can see why that is #1 😂😂
You missed
Scarecrow: Scared yet?
Superman: I'm scared for your safety
Martha Funker or any of his "this world is mine" quotes
Martha Funker extraburn
Flash: Don't make me kill myself.
darth nihilus is that you?
How did I get 371 likes? I vaguely remember not being funny or clever
"I love you!"
"I know."
And then they get married :))
Nice Star wars reference.
* Happy gay noises *
😢😢😢😭😭😭👍👍👍
Judgy Dyke I really love those two
Literally in the show XD
I hope not.
"who put a hit on me?"
"Anyone who's ever met you."
Literally the best
"I can go all night."
"Promise?!"
Eoghan Feighery well get ready to get ALOT green arrow
;)
Dangit here comes the fan fics.
"More gas, please!"
"Stop having fun!"
My sides x'D
Black Adam: "It's MY turn to rule!"
Superman: "Didn't know we were taking turns."
"what is a plushie?!" i died
3:01
Had me dying
"Can you make me a snowcone ?"
*"Try asking Mr .Freeze"*
"Can you make me a snowcone ?"
*"Did Stout tell you to ask me that ?"*
Snart*
SNART!!!why does everyone get it wrong???
It’s a typo calm down
Why does every get SNART wrong?!
@@ItsKomplicatedMusic propably the same way you got everyone wrong
Flash: I can see why Bruce likes you.
Blue Beatle: he does? He really does?
Oml xD
He's just so adorable.
2:36 "more gas please" "STOP HAVING FUN"
galaxy swampert haha! Scarecrows are the best.
galaxy swampert That was my favorite one
galaxy swampert I
Scarecrow must be super pissed that his gas doesn't work on Joker xD
galaxy swampert joker is hitler confirmed
2:33 should ve been
Joker : “ More Gas Please“
Scarecrow : “ am i a joke to you.....?”
😂
Deadshot: "Learned to fight by playing videogames?"
Bane: "Do not insult me!"
Bretthejetwilliams Assault*.
Assaultkiller27 insult 🙂🙂🙂
"Are you scared yet?"
"I'm Batman!"
"I am vengeance!"
"I'm Batman"
😂😂😂
Masturbating at the beach . . .
because I'm Batman!
They both have the same energy as:
Dad I'm sorry!
Hi sorry I'm dad 😁
Joker: You'd be delicious, battered and fried.
Aquaman: Enough with the fish metaphors.
Hearing that conversation got me hungry that my belly rumbled. What the hell.
Green arrow:Can’t tell which of us is evil!
Green arrow:I KNOW WEVE BOTH GOT BEARDS
ME:w-wha-...........ok idk anymore
_Amazing_ Ammy_ Best thing ever
My favorite is
Green Arrow: I can't tell which one of us is evil
Green Arrow: I know! We both have beards
Drew Donovan That was an amazing one.
I laughed so hard at that one.
“I can see why Bruce likes you.”
“He does he really does?!”
Awww my baby...
Ah, the one with Sub Zero and Deadshot got me but I get why it wasn't in here.
Deadshot: "I got a bullet with your name on it"
Sub-Zero: " You are no Erron Black"
Voltex Gaming reference to dat x ray of his
Wonderwoman: Damien despises you
Batman: You can have him
Me: Damn Batman putting Damien up for adoption that fast😂😂😂
Who wouldn't?
lolXD
That was the most hilarious dialog. 😂 It's just soooo random... I mean, why would Wonder Woman say that anyway?
He killed dick Grayson
awsometrot 57 not surprised. He killed his favorite son
“there is only one guardian, THEN DIE ALREADY” HAD ME DEAD 😂
Robin: who put a hit on me?
Deadshot: anyone whose ever met you
I'm gonna use that line
Catwoman: "Go lick your wounds"
Green Lantern: "That's just gross Selina" 😂
"I can go all night!"
"Promise?!"
Dinah said it as a threat. Ollie heard it as an offer.
Batman: you're definitely a headache
Joker: #grumpybat
1:05 I love that one
ww:say good night harley
harley:good night harley
Wonder woman: Damien despises you.
Batman: You can have him..
LMAOO
"Are you scared yet?"
"I'M BATMAN"
"I love you."
"I know."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Harley Quinn confirmed gay.
Star wars
@@Pokenclashdominic if you love your mom and youre a girl are you gay as well?
well I’m not a girl.
@@Pokenclashdominic Okay well if you love your dad does that mean you're gay? Lmao nvm 😂
2:15 “ I am a doctor not a fortune teller.”
Flash: I can see why Bruce likes u
Blue Beetle: He does, He really does?!
Canary: I can go all night
Arrow: Promise??
Canary: Why you little son of a-
Damien: whoa, you kiss your baby with that mouth
Aaaand your comment somehow glitched onto a Injustice 2 vid...
Never realised Black Canary was a Captain America fangirl!!!
Omygod we have watched the same vid before this.
"I can't tell which of us is evil."
"I know. We both have beards."
"Damian despises you."
"You can have him.'
What is a plushie!!!??? - Atrocitus 2017
Stanley Jr Nicodemus i was dying 😂😂😂😂
"Order shall Prevail"
"You really need to get laid"
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes, I thought i was the only one that found that so funny
"Damien despises you"
"You can have him"
😂
"You *REALLY* need to get laid."
Xanaguy The Legend lol
Xanaguy The Legend handed him a nasty L
And yet, the word "ass" is axed out at every opportunity.
It felt like it was also addressed to the player...
:((
"you familiar with the laws of physics?"
"well i broke them all so yeah"
SmashLiXs my favourite
mine too
SmashLiXs fuckin love it
Dammit, Barry!
wheres docter who?
Poison Ivy: I'll spit on your grave
Joker: it could use a polish
Funniest line ever😅😂😂😂😂😂
Damian: who ordered a hit on me?
Deadshot: who ever met you
So savage
A M Can't even Blame Deadshot for that response lol
1:05 The Joker on social media? That is worrying...
He can't do more damage on it than Supes did: i.imgur.com/rzpp4ED.jpg
#grumpybat
@@Veladus I like how its Batman is Bruce Wayne not the other way around
But we live in a *SOCIETY*
@@Veladus Superdouche.
"i love you"
"I know"
They sound sincere tho 👁️👁️
Demian: Who put a hit on me?
Deadshot: Everyone that's ever met you.
Damn 😂😂😂
Minerva Becerra jeez shots fired 🤣
What is a plushie?
If he found out, he’d be a lot more happy.
A stuffed animal...
A stuffed animal
bruh that was one of atrocitus' clash dialogues
Lol
3:02 Harley: CAN YOU MAKE ME A SNOW CONE?!
Captain Cold: Try asking Mr. Freeze.
Harley: CAN YOU MAKE ME A SNOW CONE?!
Mr. Freeze: Snart told you to ask me that?
Flash: I can see why Bruce likes you
Blue beetle: he does he really does!
aww you missed Black Adam and Superman.
"It's MY turn to rule!"
"Didn't know we were taking turns." LMAO 😂
haven't seen that one but i reading that was pretty funny😂😂😂😂
That Sonic boom one is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Had me crying 🤣
Now I want an Atrocitus plushie... lol
WHAT...is a plushie?
=D lol!
William Eugene Tipton would actually be pretty cute.
"Order shall prevail "
"You really need to get laid"😂😂😂😂
"I love you"
"I know"
I love this
This knows.
WW: Damian despises u
Batman:U can have him
#Lovingfather
CARO I mean, to be fair, his "son" is the result of Batman being raped by Talia, killed Dick Grayson(by accident, but still) who arguably was closer as a son to Batman, then disowned him, and teamed up with Superman, specifically hoping to kill Batman. So yeah, love has its limits
CARO i died laughing
CARO #bestdadever
I thought Batman has a thing for Talia?
Joey Central Not enough to impregnate her. The rape was retconned, but fuck it. It's my head canon.