Panicked Trump Stoops to Selling Bibles, Calls Biden “Buden,” Hit with Gag Order: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at a desperate Donald Trump resorting to selling Trump-branded bibles as he drowns in legal bills while simultaneously getting hit with a gag order in his hush money case.
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  • @MotoNomad350
    @MotoNomad350 Месяц назад +3095

    I’m so old I remember when being unable to spell “potato” was seen as disqualifying for the VICE-presidency. Make America Smart Again.

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Месяц назад +225

      How about one scream from Howard Dean......and he was never heard from again?

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs Месяц назад +157

      The man did become Vice President. But what used to derail a campaign was a weird enthusiastic scream (Howard Dean). Not to mention stepping out on a marriage (Gary Hart). But those were both Democrats, who are held to higher standards by both parties than Republican candidates.

    • @ekay9783
      @ekay9783 Месяц назад +43

      Looks like he spoke into his phone without his teeth in while on the pooper?

    • @kathimeci5179
      @kathimeci5179 Месяц назад +116

      He had his elementary school records sealed! Who does that? Speaks volumes.

    • @Brendawallingbear
      @Brendawallingbear Месяц назад +33

      I think that it's the European way to spell potatoe with the e, and tomatoe, etc.
      I also remember a candidate who cried in public and that was the end of his campaign.

  • @JoeD0403
    @JoeD0403 Месяц назад +450

    Both Corinthians came up to me, big Corinthians, strong Corinthians, tears flowing down their Corinthian faces. They said, “Sir, thank you for recognizing both of us.”

  • @jayseaborg3895
    @jayseaborg3895 Месяц назад +216

    A gag order seems appropriate, I've gagged every time I've heard him speak since 2016.

    • @mariahiller
      @mariahiller 29 дней назад +6

      😂

    • @passionbow1
      @passionbow1 28 дней назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @loribird3650
      @loribird3650 27 дней назад +3

      Me too!

    • @janmorton6729
      @janmorton6729 27 дней назад

      I gag Everytime I hear Biden mumble & stumble through another speech. He has made this country a laughingstock. Are you proud of that?

    • @guinsey
      @guinsey 27 дней назад +2

      Still gagging.

  • @ChaosTheoriesLux
    @ChaosTheoriesLux Месяц назад +284

    I still cannot believe that this is real life. Reality is getting stupider.

    • @RBZ-1
      @RBZ-1 Месяц назад +9

      Indeed it is truly mind-boggling what we are witnessing 😵‍💫

    • @Whatzzzz999
      @Whatzzzz999 29 дней назад +14

      We are currently living in a satire.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 29 дней назад

      I'd be a lot less bothered by our impending self-imposed "short-sighted robber-barons murdering humanity" apocalypse if it was even an *iota* less fucking moronic than it is.

    • @AlexJanicki
      @AlexJanicki 29 дней назад +13

      South Park gave up making fun of politics after Trump won because they couldn't keep up with satirizing Trump because Mr. Garrison would never be as insane, stupid or incoherent as their writers could comprehend.
      Even a show that thrives on vulgar satire couldn't write stuff as stupid or insane as reality.

    • @sealyoness
      @sealyoness 29 дней назад +5

      I started out laughing, but I'm afraid you might be right. It's like watching your dog wash his ahem while you have guests in the house. We certainly aren't showing off our best sides.

  • @roni2715
    @roni2715 Месяц назад +787

    There's a big difference between 'pray' and 'prey'.

  • @benlynar9438
    @benlynar9438 Месяц назад +538

    The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution

  • @janemack8852
    @janemack8852 Месяц назад +77

    I love Seth's impressions of both Trump and Biden.

  • @davidodonohoe1773
    @davidodonohoe1773 Месяц назад +61

    Three times married, adulterer, convicted of sexual assault. Also “Buy his bibles”

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 28 дней назад +2

      the christian fascists compare him to king David

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q 27 дней назад

      Also, there was that whole thing in the Bible how it is bad to worship false idols made of gold, yet what does Donald fill his f**king buildings with?

    • @jeffdosch5738
      @jeffdosch5738 26 дней назад

      People change. He also used to be a Democrat.

  • @forrestmaher4545
    @forrestmaher4545 Месяц назад +922

    I won't be surprised if he calls it the King Donald Version.

    • @robobrien7787
      @robobrien7787 Месяц назад +57

      I hope it features Rudy playing Judas!

    • @donaldwhittaker7987
      @donaldwhittaker7987 Месяц назад +26

      Brilliant

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Месяц назад +31

      I'm shocked he didn't call it the LeBron James version.

    • @user-jw9lq5ib6g
      @user-jw9lq5ib6g Месяц назад +27

      yea... the one with "Adultery & Shag a porn star" is included on a to-do list.. together with lying and grifting...

    • @chriskelly6559
      @chriskelly6559 Месяц назад +26

      Don't think for a second he didn't ask.

  • @vonwux
    @vonwux Месяц назад +455

    As someone from the UK who doesn't always get all the fun Trump news, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Seth and the team for all the informates they do.

    • @N3gativeR3FLUX
      @N3gativeR3FLUX Месяц назад +35

      Seth is grest isn't he...

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Месяц назад +20

      His segment on eating ice cream with Buden was hilarious and informative, not misformative.

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 Месяц назад +12

      Sorry about that offence to the King's English by tRump...

    • @davidshirkey1272
      @davidshirkey1272 Месяц назад

      Sorry that *rump doesn't know his favorite color and hasn't already gone over the bridge of doom!@@danielgregory3295

    • @hemlockVape
      @hemlockVape Месяц назад +10

      I still don't get why people didn't *know* that a man named after a fart would stink, both figuratively and vaporeously, as president. 😂

  • @apropos4701
    @apropos4701 29 дней назад +15

    I'm pretty sure that Buden-Grest is a college town in Germany that no one can find.

  • @Thepepi13
    @Thepepi13 29 дней назад +20

    Hanity straight up pulling a Randy Marsh with the "I thought this was America" is hilarious

  • @dkm07305able
    @dkm07305able Месяц назад +924

    Trump reads the bible the same way i watch fox news, which is never.

    • @ConcernedCitizen-pc4ql
      @ConcernedCitizen-pc4ql Месяц назад +28

      It does say, near the end, (there will be False Profits amongst us) like making money selling bibles. I also like never trust a smiling dog! They should put up a Billboard w D.T smiling with those words.

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 Месяц назад +8

      No 💩

    • @bebelechekid
      @bebelechekid Месяц назад +3

      Good one

    • @wabbajack2
      @wabbajack2 Месяц назад +3

      But people have told you about it, probably.

    • @russellmiles2861
      @russellmiles2861 Месяц назад +6

      So same as the majority of Christians...what is your point?

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Месяц назад +2757

    Trump calling himself a Christian is like calling yourself a veteran because you were in a civil war reenactment.

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 Месяц назад +173

      Or played call of duty

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable Месяц назад

      Considering how corrupt organized religions are, I'm ok with it.

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 Месяц назад +48

      Random, but I LOVE your comments. 💜💜

    • @Aliens.Say.FDT.
      @Aliens.Say.FDT. Месяц назад +171

      Trump selling Bibles is like Satan selling crosses.

    • @DasBoot-lr3cz
      @DasBoot-lr3cz Месяц назад +136

      I still find it more believable that someone walked on water over 2,000 years ago than Trump could ever speak the truth.

  • @petem.3719
    @petem.3719 Месяц назад +16

    Somewhere in Chicago, there's an industrial freezer containing Hostage Steaks that have been aging for 20 years, waiting for this day.

  • @sarahb013
    @sarahb013 29 дней назад +4

    For corrections, Seth says solitary match when the graphic shows a lighter.

  • @tonib.3016
    @tonib.3016 Месяц назад +815

    Dump selling Bibles is like Satan selling Bibles 😂

    • @JVenger
      @JVenger Месяц назад +40

      What's the difference?

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад +113

      Please don't compare Trump to Satan. Satan can quote Scripture... 🤪

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 Месяц назад +32

      Might as well be Satan

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 Месяц назад +17

      ​@@andrewstevenson118😅

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Месяц назад +50

      Satan doesn't want anything to do with Donnie. He is afraid his wallet would come up missing being around Donnie.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +744

    Sean Hannity: "If Trump isn't even allowed to defenestrate the witnesses against him, is this even Russia . . I mean, America?"

    • @kcbowman4042
      @kcbowman4042 Месяц назад +13

      😇

    • @TiggerToo27
      @TiggerToo27 Месяц назад +20

      You are frigging HILARIOUS!!! 🤡

    • @michaelhemsley1470
      @michaelhemsley1470 Месяц назад +7

      Defenestrate?

    • @shotjohnny
      @shotjohnny Месяц назад +44

      @@michaelhemsley1470 It means "throwing someone out of a window." 😉

    • @mslinda8456
      @mslinda8456 Месяц назад +20

      @@michaelhemsley1470 throwing someone out of a window

  • @moebiusbedroon4542
    @moebiusbedroon4542 Месяц назад +62

    I don't remember EVER paying for a Bible??? What a gross person

    • @gayemcgill3087
      @gayemcgill3087 29 дней назад +14

      But of course people buy study Bibles and gifts to their grandchildren, godchildren, etc. and prices vary quite a bit. But a Bible is a holy book and doesn't get blended with other documents or "endorsed" by a politician or hawked online like trump is doing. This is disgusting.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 29 дней назад +8

      The contents are public domain, so bibles are pretty cheap, unless you buy a big, fancy one with a leather cover. Or a fake-fancy one from a shameless, grifting con man. (Anybody remember the movie _Paper Moon_ ?)

    • @grahamcookson5937
      @grahamcookson5937 29 дней назад +5

      I had to buy a bible for school back in the day. But it's really cheap. Trump is shameless with this grift.

    • @Bedecampbell
      @Bedecampbell 29 дней назад +4

      I was raised catholic for 20 years. We definitely paid BECAUSE of the Bible

    • @thatjillgirl
      @thatjillgirl 28 дней назад +4

      I mean, a new Bible costs money same as any other bound book, but it's not hard to find someone giving them away. And these days, you can access the text online for free through Bible apps and websites.

  • @brettgillespie7089
    @brettgillespie7089 Месяц назад +9

    Missed opportunity for a pun should have said the gag bible will "scare the pious out of you."

  • @JMurdochNZ
    @JMurdochNZ Месяц назад +188

    You can actually see him trying not to laugh when he calls it his favourite book.

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 Месяц назад +10

      Sacrilege!

    • @oliviasimonich2386
      @oliviasimonich2386 Месяц назад +13

      Yeah, I noticed the laughter also. Even he couldn't say that with a straight face.

    • @davenakingdon7503
      @davenakingdon7503 Месяц назад +4

      He can feel the impending fire of hell

    • @padgedunbar9400
      @padgedunbar9400 Месяц назад +5

      He's trying hard not to laugh when he's thinking "I can't believe my dumbass marks, sorry, followers, are believing all this crap I'm saying and will give me their money".

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus Месяц назад +1

      that's cuz his uncle Adolph's book *_Mein Kompf_* is his fav book

  • @thechurchofsillybeggars8912
    @thechurchofsillybeggars8912 Месяц назад +196

    “He leadeth me up Capitol stairs, he restoreth my parole”

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 Месяц назад +5

      lol 😆

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Месяц назад +13

      "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Democrats, I will fear no indictment, for I am Donald Trump!"

    • @teresab1998
      @teresab1998 29 дней назад +1

      😂! But I'm praying Psalm 93. Seriously.

  • @michaelf5034
    @michaelf5034 Месяц назад +34

    Freedom of speech is one thing, wanting to elect a man to the Presidency who is too stupid to know when to keep his mouth shut when criminally indicted is downright crazy. Defending yourself needs to be done in a court of law, not public opinion where his guilt or innocence will not be proven.

    • @teresab1998
      @teresab1998 29 дней назад

      But court documents and world-wide video support allegations that he is a National Security threat. Remember Helsinki!

  • @patndave4919
    @patndave4919 Месяц назад +10

    Seth, your DJT impressions continue to impress. I especially like DJT holding his breath.

  • @dark14life
    @dark14life Месяц назад +280

    He turned around and violated that gag order in less than a day. Just as I predicted.

    • @Curious2Know2
      @Curious2Know2 Месяц назад

      No offense, but just about anyone but MAGA lunatics could have predicted that one. The guy has as much impulse control as a 2 year old who wants a cookie!

    • @tarareed3703
      @tarareed3703 Месяц назад

      They don't call em Teflon don for nothin. He has stacked the deck with judges on the maga side side

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 Месяц назад +5

      It was specific; he too tied around the perimeter. A truly bad guy.

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 Месяц назад +40

      And - surprise! - there was no consequence for his behaviour. Sick of Donald Trump getting special treatment constantly.

    • @RagsYooTube
      @RagsYooTube Месяц назад +1

      Are you like, psychic, or something?

  • @SkyScraperC
    @SkyScraperC Месяц назад +117

    People across America are already praying Don... They're praying that you'll be held accountable for your crimes.

    • @davenakingdon7503
      @davenakingdon7503 Месяц назад +8

      And they don't need to pay $60 fotlr the privilege

  • @itskarl7575
    @itskarl7575 Месяц назад +10

    The U is right next to the I, which explains "Buden." The S is right next to the A, which explains "grest". But there is no excuse for "disinformates" and "misinformates".

    • @jamiefrontiera1671
      @jamiefrontiera1671 29 дней назад +3

      Yeah, but his auto correct should have done something, how many times has he said Biden by now that it doesn't automatically put that word in same with great. Unless he turned autocorrect off, which considering convefe and his narcissism, it wouldn't surprise me that he's like "I always type correctly. I don't need a spell check. You need a spell check, but I'm so great I don't make mistakes. And even if I do, I meant to do that and you will all change how you speak to be like me."
      Webster once had a top 10 insults out of use, and one of them was Mumpsimus. It's a stubborn person who insists on making an error despite being shown evidence they are wrong. They said it came from a priest who said the word instead of the Latin sumpismus, and when corrected he replied he would not change his old mumpsimus for his critic's new sumpsimus.
      Trump is definitely a mumpsimus

    • @OKAVENAQUI
      @OKAVENAQUI 29 дней назад +1

      correctly pointed out!👍🏼😊

    • @lavenderchocolate
      @lavenderchocolate 29 дней назад +1

      that‘s what I thought, why did we focus on the typos and not on the made up words?! English is my second language and the lack of mockery here made me panic and google if those are words after all :D

  • @BenedictMHolland
    @BenedictMHolland 28 дней назад +4

    That line about blacking out the 10 commandments had me rolling.

  • @shez1270
    @shez1270 Месяц назад +325

    "Many Bibles" at home. Why would people not see through this man? Seth, thank you for the laughs!

    • @mayberelevant3237
      @mayberelevant3237 Месяц назад +11

      I wonder if he reveals his favourite bible verses ?? 😂

    • @t.n.-js6ei
      @t.n.-js6ei Месяц назад

      I believe Trump when he said he had many Bibles. He accidently took them when he stole the classified documents and finally found them in the other boxes he still has in his possession.

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 Месяц назад +21

      ​@@mayberelevant3237No. Nope. No. That's very personal for him, so he wouldn't want to get into it. He does like the old and new testaments about the same, though. They're both very special to him. 😂

    • @lynelizabeth-kl9dp
      @lynelizabeth-kl9dp Месяц назад +13

      They cry that they can't afford food and fuel, but they can find money to buy tacky sneakers and Bibles to help a 'billionaire' who's hosting a golf tournament at his own golf course. Mind-blowing.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 Месяц назад +5

      Yeah he is a athiest but not one who was cured of Christianity by reading the Bible. That much is clear.

  • @billmurray7473
    @billmurray7473 Месяц назад +257

    Richard Nixon had
    SO Much More Dignity,
    even in defeat.

    • @Ironcorgi2
      @Ironcorgi2 Месяц назад +14

      Ya he at least the decency to stay out of the spotlight.

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster Месяц назад +9

      @@Ironcorgi2until David Frost.

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 Месяц назад +19

      Isn’t it scary that Nixon seems..normal?

    • @mimseydemon1844
      @mimseydemon1844 Месяц назад +22

      @@stanbyme7874 By today's GOP standards he was a woke commie.

    • @tlheinrich
      @tlheinrich Месяц назад +16

      God you’re right. And let’s all stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement

  • @johnobrien2373
    @johnobrien2373 Месяц назад +6

    I love when the sound effects are delayed! And it's proof that this is "Late Night," when the host knows how to roll with it!! 😂

  • @jkadkin
    @jkadkin 29 дней назад +3

    Closer looks are always over too fast lol. Excellent job, Late Night, staff!!

  • @amberg8277
    @amberg8277 Месяц назад +128

    When trump said he had so many bibles I laughed so hard for a solid 30 seconds. I actually had to rewind because I missed what was said after that.

    • @ericapoe
      @ericapoe Месяц назад +6

      I did the same when he said that😂😂

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw Месяц назад

      😂 I know right, the way he read that that stupid infomercial off of a teleprompter was just ridiculous. He always comes across as such a fvcken idiot it's amazing that he has these millions of morons that follow him like a cult leader. It definitely reflects poorly on the US education system 🙄

    • @siobhandobson7535
      @siobhandobson7535 Месяц назад

      @@J.M.-nb4gwYou can always tell when he veers off script. When he’s reading the teleprompter he sound’s like a bored fourth grader giving a book report. Then when he ad libs his voice sounds much different, the whole part about him having many bibles and it being his favorite book were definitely not on the teleprompter. He would lie about it being his favorite back during the 2016 campaign but when asked about his favorite bible verse you could see the panic on his face and he’d just say that was too private to share. And somehow the evangelicals think the guy who’s obviously never read the Bible and who’s gone to church like twice in the last nine years is a man of God. The guy who screwed a porn star right after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child, and who was good buds with Jeffery Epstein, is a fine upstanding Christian, and Biden who is a devout catholic is the devil. It’s pure insanity.

    • @nadineives6374
      @nadineives6374 Месяц назад +10

      I pictured bankers boxes full of them stacked in a bathroom 😂

    • @stephenbuckley9940
      @stephenbuckley9940 Месяц назад +4

      I can't believe he didn't wait until Easter to unveil this. Nobody has ever been crucified like Trump has been after all.

  • @villanessa
    @villanessa Месяц назад +135

    He breaks the gag orders every single time and nothing happens to him

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Месяц назад +10

      I know it’s all such a joke!

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 Месяц назад +10

      Those were civil trials - the loser can't run roofshod over the criminal court system. Just wait a few more weeks.... ⚖️⚖️

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 Месяц назад +4

      He went only to the line of this one.

    • @jeffdosch5738
      @jeffdosch5738 26 дней назад +1

      Good

    • @lindagorham1409
      @lindagorham1409 25 дней назад +1

      YES and WHHHYYY ??!!??

  • @jdspencer60
    @jdspencer60 Месяц назад +4

    LOL the late anvil noise - reminds me of those pillows

  • @jcanfieldschatz
    @jcanfieldschatz 29 дней назад +8

    Buden, "Let's smoke some dank, it's grest! I'm Joe Buden and I support this message".

  • @coffeebux
    @coffeebux Месяц назад +30

    @3:50 if we told him Obama could hold his breath for 6 minutes there's a really good chance he'd try it.

    • @jennyjennyjenny3210
      @jennyjennyjenny3210 Месяц назад +2

      This is probably the best idea I’ve seen in ages! I’ve got an idea for the pitch….
      Did you know that Biden actually taught Obama to do the Wim Hoff method and Obama can hold his breath for 6 minutes now! You know what that means, if a man can hold his breath that long?!? OMG It must be enormous. Trump could never, but many people are saying it would be the biggest audience ever to watch him try. People would pay BIG MONEY to watch him do it, too!

  • @MM-vv8mt
    @MM-vv8mt Месяц назад +164

    Real smart to piss off the judge that will be sentencing you when you are found guilty of 31 felonies in two months, Donny. Do keep it up.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Месяц назад +6

      Did he really post the judge’s daughter’s name on social media?

    • @GrimReaper2786
      @GrimReaper2786 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@publicuser2534as real as a heart attack

    • @Max_Mustermann
      @Max_Mustermann 28 дней назад

      His tactic seems to be to make everybody hate him and then accuse them of being a "Trump hater".

  • @LmAo147
    @LmAo147 Месяц назад +5

    LMAO at the sound of the golden toilet plunger -" oohps a bit late again +

  • @DemandTruth
    @DemandTruth Месяц назад +5

    A: When I heard the belated plunger sound effect, I threw my hands in the air and gleefully shouted "pillow!" and proceeded to giggle (cackle? jackal cackle?) uncontrollably. B: Lighter not match (but you know that by now ;)

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +385

    Gag orders and warnings for Trump are absolutely useless unless enforced with a night (or many) in jail for contempt, which no judge has dared to do so far.

    • @justanotherhuman8918
      @justanotherhuman8918 Месяц назад +46

      You’re right and I have yet to figure out why they fear him so much. What is he going to do…make up a mean nickname?

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 Месяц назад +22

      Exactly! Just need to send in the locusts! 😠💙

    • @janbounds911
      @janbounds911 Месяц назад +18

      SO agree!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад

      @@justanotherhuman8918 Actually, he just asks his deranged and gun-packing cult members to rid him of this meddling judge, the court staff, the judge's family, etc.

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim Месяц назад

      They fear his followers & their reactions to their godking being imprisoned. And being called "not impartial."​@@justanotherhuman8918

  • @Ferinex_666
    @Ferinex_666 Месяц назад +443

    CORRECTION: The First Commandment would be blacked out too. There was literally a golden statue of Trump at CPAC a couple years ago, which as close to a false idol as you can get.

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift Месяц назад +12

      I think the joke went over your head @Ferinex_666 . The point is that Trump wouldn't know that, and would want statues of him all over the place.

    • @MarciRaney-tt8ev
      @MarciRaney-tt8ev Месяц назад +11

      I saw that recently on coverage of CPAC. So disgusting and ridiculous.

    • @matthewbrown6497
      @matthewbrown6497 Месяц назад +9

      Trump just endorsed Jesus as the Son of God. Although I have a feeling that if Trump ever read the bible... he'd have Jesus primaried.

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 Месяц назад +12

      @@matthewbrown6497 If Trump was in the time of Jesus (and he was real), he'd definitely have been Pontius Pilate. Trump wouldn't have liked Jesus gettting more attention and being liked more than him.

    • @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs
      @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs Месяц назад +4

      💯 You know you messed up when an atheist condemns what you do.

  • @AlanaLewis007
    @AlanaLewis007 Месяц назад +11

    Hasn't Hannity learned to keep his mouth shut yet In defense of trump What's he gonna do after trump Or is that a never ending story

  • @semperfidelification
    @semperfidelification 29 дней назад +16

    sean hannity is another one I can't wait to fade away like tucker as a national joke

    • @IntelligentArtefact
      @IntelligentArtefact 29 дней назад +1

      All guilty of....
      Greed,
      Wrath,
      Lust,
      Envy,
      Gluttony, and
      Sloth

  • @nygm984
    @nygm984 Месяц назад +131

    Calling himself a Christian is like MTG calling herself a genius. I'd love to hear him quote just one passage from his "favorite" book. LOL

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 Месяц назад +6

      When asked he couldn’t submit “thou shall not steal.”

    • @daemoncan2364
      @daemoncan2364 Месяц назад +10

      He knows the one about the two Corinthians....

    • @gothnate
      @gothnate Месяц назад +15

      I remember when he was asked once, he said, "I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal. You know, when I talk about the Bible, it's very personal, so I don't want to get into verses. The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics."

    • @daydreamer8662
      @daydreamer8662 Месяц назад +7

      trump is very Christian. In his own words, he likes both the New and Old Testaments equally. Even though he has no idea what they are about

    • @daunafuller9868
      @daunafuller9868 Месяц назад +2

      @@daemoncan2364No, he doesn’t actually know it. He was reading from a script when he tried to use that verse while speaking at Liberty University.

  • @mattwolfe70
    @mattwolfe70 Месяц назад +371

    The difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump?
    Trump charges for his Kool Aid

  • @morganbroadhead6943
    @morganbroadhead6943 29 дней назад +3

    "Disinformate" ... that's my new favorite verb!

  • @bobbauer7928
    @bobbauer7928 29 дней назад +3

    I love how even in his commercial where he is clearly reading what he is saying, he can't help but stray from the script and adlib. The bit about how he has so many and it's his favorite book is classic Trump vamping.
    And that is what the base loves to hear.

  • @andrewstevenson118
    @andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад +150

    You know how Mr Trump has to pay a bond, I wonder what his favourite Bond book is?
    “The man with the Golden Toilet”? “You only Lose Twice”? “Dr No-means-no”? “Casino Royale… with cheese”? Duh. Of course, it’s “From Russia with Love.” Silly me.

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Месяц назад +112

    This would have been the perfect opportunity for Donald to share with the country his favourite Bible passage,

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад +5

      Pretty confident it wouldn't be Matthew 7:15.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Месяц назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @apackofhoboes
      @apackofhoboes Месяц назад +10

      He'll get to it when he unveils his plan to redo Obamacare, which we are *still* waiting on.

    • @corinnemiles2129
      @corinnemiles2129 Месяц назад

      Probably took the bibles from his hotel rooms like they keep in the night stand at expensive hotels and motels. Now he's selling them, I wouldn't doubt this as he's a grifter.

    • @MoonDirectedTarot
      @MoonDirectedTarot Месяц назад

      well... since there is that stupid maga ad he probably would tell you it was, "In the beginning God made Trump" He probably has no idea what the first sentence of the Bible really is

  • @oneeyedphotographer
    @oneeyedphotographer 29 дней назад +4

    Donald J Trump deserves a literary award for the creative use of the American Language.

  • @Stewiereeves1
    @Stewiereeves1 29 дней назад +4

    He'll be selling his messy nappies next....😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 28 дней назад

      "The stuff you see on TV is fake poop. You can get genuine crap right hear with full DNA authentication"

    • @conniebabcock4045
      @conniebabcock4045 27 дней назад

      Saddest thing there is that his stupid blind sleep will happily buy them. 💩💩💩💩

  • @michaelg3088
    @michaelg3088 Месяц назад +25

    Dear Sean Hannity. The fact that you are still allowed on the air proves that this is still America.

  • @camelshit446
    @camelshit446 Месяц назад +772

    It's a darn shame that trump is much more effective at making us people all across the world gag, than gag orders are effective on trump! 😒

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 Месяц назад +9

      No 💩

    • @Maphisto86
      @Maphisto86 Месяц назад +17

      🤣 👍

    • @chynawov4879
      @chynawov4879 Месяц назад +7

      Fr! 😂

    • @tytn9978
      @tytn9978 Месяц назад

      Clever observation! Just wish others would call out Trump for this Bible thing. Also, which translation is he selling? I am almost afraid to ask that question, because I've had Christian Fundamentalists over the years insist that there is only ONE TRUE Bible, and it always happens to be the one they are waving in the air with absolutely no comprehension of the various translations which often differ from the so-called King James translation!

    • @frankandstein8618
      @frankandstein8618 Месяц назад +11

      It IS a darn shame, almost ironic.

  • @ewawajda4049
    @ewawajda4049 Месяц назад +2

    Yes! Make America Smart Again . 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

  • @jennieoh8543
    @jennieoh8543 Месяц назад +2

    Your opening statement!!!! Whoa, how did we get here....Strange times indeed. Go Seth!!!

  • @user-uw9eq8ez7x
    @user-uw9eq8ez7x Месяц назад +56

    Didn't Trump promise he was going to have a "great" healthcare plan to replace "Obamacare" when he ran the first time around? What happened with that? He had 4 years to do it, but it didn't happen, did it?

    • @tonywebert8326
      @tonywebert8326 Месяц назад +6

      I thought the same thing. He won an election 8 years ago on "repeal and replace," "build her up," and "lock that wall." Had 4 years, couldn't do any of it

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 Месяц назад +6

      It will be ready in about 2 weeks....

  • @theowl3756
    @theowl3756 Месяц назад +90

    Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

  • @sealyoness
    @sealyoness 29 дней назад +1

    I wound up digging out my old DVD of Paper Moon and watching it after I heard the news. At least Ryan O'neal knew which way to hold a Bible.

  • @robert-pj6so
    @robert-pj6so 29 дней назад +1

    😂 great episode, loaded with heaters, I had to go back a few times because I couldn’t stop laughing. Seth and the writers on this show couldn’t be a better match!

  • @napalmholocaust9093
    @napalmholocaust9093 Месяц назад +75

    That book he sells contains federal documents with the religious text. A blatant violation of the separation of church and state.

    • @guyvizard549
      @guyvizard549 Месяц назад +7

      THIS!!!

    • @KingOfAllJackals
      @KingOfAllJackals Месяц назад +6

      Um, that’s not how that works.

    • @tonywebert8326
      @tonywebert8326 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@KingOfAllJackals r/Woooooosh

    • @JohnDavid-kc9kt
      @JohnDavid-kc9kt Месяц назад +5

      I HATE Trump and I'm sorry to say, this isn't how this works. It's really, really stupid and dishonest, but is not the government endorsing religion.

    • @blargy7283
      @blargy7283 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@JohnDavid-kc9kt it's more of a red flag that someone who wants to be in office thinks that the government should endorse specifically Christianity even though the US has no official religion.

  • @MoonDirectedTarot
    @MoonDirectedTarot Месяц назад +34

    how did he not burst into flames holding the Bible? ⚡🔥🔥🔥

    • @paolovantassel1989
      @paolovantassel1989 Месяц назад

      I suspect because what he calls "the Bible" normal people call "the Necronomicon".

  • @user-dp4xw7ye1n
    @user-dp4xw7ye1n 29 дней назад +2

    “I’m sorry I thought this was America” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 28 дней назад

      in the seventies if you had long hair or talked about equal rights, rednecks in pickup trucks would fling empty beer bottles at you yelling, go back to Russia.

  • @lvckytyler694
    @lvckytyler694 Месяц назад +1

    Greetings from Australia, spot on sound effects with the plunga mate 👌 reminds me of lumpy pillow guy's lumpy pillows. You keep this up you're gonna be huge!

  • @mytexasdays1526
    @mytexasdays1526 Месяц назад +85

    He probably decided he doesn't trust autocorrect because no one spells better than him. 😂😂

    • @MrOtistetrax
      @MrOtistetrax Месяц назад +6

      AUTOCORRECT DOESNT WIRK WHEN UOU USE ALL CAPS.

    • @Youngcamdadon
      @Youngcamdadon Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 im fucking dead

    • @jansilverthorn777
      @jansilverthorn777 Месяц назад

      I heard it does it on purpose - to appeal to the undereducated (aka morons).

    • @jamiefrontiera1671
      @jamiefrontiera1671 29 дней назад

      That was my thought

  • @w8w8whatnow95
    @w8w8whatnow95 Месяц назад +119

    Oh, we are praying! Praying like our democracy depends on it.

  • @lilsmart805
    @lilsmart805 Месяц назад +2

    Well done Seth!!!😂😂😂

  • @heidigone
    @heidigone 28 дней назад +2

    Will that plunger work on toilets that are plugged with documents?

  • @raivanframpton5408
    @raivanframpton5408 Месяц назад +83

    I remember when someone called a person a Bible Salesman it meant they were a conman. Still fits!!

    • @irelandishsac13
      @irelandishsac13 Месяц назад +1

      Truth😅

    • @MoneyGist
      @MoneyGist Месяц назад +2

      Literally came here for this comment!

    • @tonyzed6831
      @tonyzed6831 Месяц назад

      Reminds me of Big Dan in O'Brother... oh and Big Dan is a member of the KKK, very fitting.

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. Месяц назад +36

    Always thought "Buden" and "Grest" was the capital of Hungary.

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @annehurst2172
      @annehurst2172 Месяц назад +3

      Lol

    • @saar144
      @saar144 Месяц назад +7

      Or as Trump would say, the capital of Turkey

    • @vegetablevoice
      @vegetablevoice Месяц назад +2

      "You and I remember Buden/Grest very differently."

  • @mharriedjr
    @mharriedjr Месяц назад +2

    NO IM GOOD!!! The bouncing helps me think!!! LMAO i damn near choked

  • @goldie200172086
    @goldie200172086 Месяц назад +3

    He has never read a flippen book....😂

  • @KPVFarmer
    @KPVFarmer Месяц назад +86

    That Bible was ready to burst into flames!!!

  • @Nunya100
    @Nunya100 Месяц назад +79

    That female lawyer behind Trump gives off Phil Spector vibes 😂

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 Месяц назад +8

      You are absolutely right.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 Месяц назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sigmundblank7403
      @sigmundblank7403 Месяц назад +8

      I thought Marcia Clark

    • @sewonchris735
      @sewonchris735 Месяц назад

      ​@@sigmundblank7403Ditto!!

    • @davidshirkey1272
      @davidshirkey1272 Месяц назад +2

      Hey, what did Phil Spector ever do...no wait...never mind.

  • @flackstar007
    @flackstar007 Месяц назад +1

    I will place my bets that "a solitary match" joke was a plant by Seth to be used in the 100 corrections when Seth took the time to point out the nice sweater and beard 😛
    After all he has been doing corrections long enough to know how to pull a fast one on us and it's awesome!
    PS: May the example you set be something that guides all forms of news (I say this knowing full well that some outlets must be sued first, lose many many dollars then will still lie with all they got).

  • @jonroesler8155
    @jonroesler8155 29 дней назад +3

    The Bill of Rights, yes. But NOT the other seventeen (17!) amendments, so not an entirely complete version of our Constitution. There are twenty-seven.

  • @queenvrook
    @queenvrook Месяц назад +246

    The scorch marks proves he actually held them.

    • @annehurst2172
      @annehurst2172 Месяц назад +11

      So true - funny funny funny!

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 Месяц назад +18

      Explains the marks on his hands.

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 Месяц назад +9

      Oh that was recorded when he made the ad to sell bibles, the syphilis markes on his hand. Getting a taste of hell!

    • @anthonycarter8158
      @anthonycarter8158 Месяц назад +8

      Scotch hell! Pills he either needs them or needs to get off them.

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 Месяц назад +6

      Those are special editions because he handled them. Probably cost more.

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 Месяц назад +33

    He's never even opened a Bible. I didn't think he could go any lower but here we are.

    • @markmartindale7215
      @markmartindale7215 Месяц назад +1

      And he will go even lower. I don't know how he'll do it but he will do it.

  • @JohnTLyon
    @JohnTLyon Месяц назад +1

    I thought Trump didn't drink??? That Bible bit,...PRICELESS!🤣😂😅

  • @mlrdh
    @mlrdh 26 дней назад

    "I thought this was America!"...Randy Marsh, South Park. 😂

  • @fredlifsitz7411
    @fredlifsitz7411 Месяц назад +187

    trump doesn’t need the oval
    Office- just give the guy a toilet on Riker’s and a toy phone.

  • @8justintracy8
    @8justintracy8 Месяц назад +71

    For a long time, Stephen Colbert was the best. We are now in the age of Seth.

    • @Shackleton71
      @Shackleton71 Месяц назад +5

      Can’t even stand Colbert anymore actually

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict Месяц назад +4

      @@Shackleton71 He's ready to be put out to pasture, he has no real desire to be witty or serious anymore

    • @abc-bu7nr
      @abc-bu7nr Месяц назад +3

      ​@@kaalagiri1044why are you watching?

    • @kaalagiri1044
      @kaalagiri1044 Месяц назад

      @@abc-bu7nr part of respecting freedom is to listen to opposite perspectives.. you dems should try to get out of echo chambers where you guys all circle bezerk each other

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 Месяц назад +1

      I record both, they tell it like it is!

  • @FixNewsPlease
    @FixNewsPlease Месяц назад +1

    The FBI should search MAG-A-Lardo again and see if they can find a bible.

  • @pokerpat6470
    @pokerpat6470 29 дней назад +3

    OK, but when he breaks the gag order - and he will. LOCK HIM UP!!!!

  • @paulyh4u1971
    @paulyh4u1971 Месяц назад +43

    I want to see the outtakes of the Trump bible commercial.

    • @stephenbuckley9940
      @stephenbuckley9940 Месяц назад +9

      How many do you think have him saying Buble?

    • @sallyjimenez8417
      @sallyjimenez8417 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift Месяц назад +3

      How many times did he just burst in to flames?

    • @cryptidsntunes
      @cryptidsntunes Месяц назад +3

      ​@@c3swiftI bet they had to mount a lightning rod at the studio before shooting

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift Месяц назад +2

      @@cryptidsntunes seems legit... or maybe the one in the video is a hollowed out version for when he goes to prison.

  • @20thcenturybrix
    @20thcenturybrix Месяц назад +155

    Seth's disgruntled "Or don't." at the end of every Closer Look gives me life.

    • @Wado8oda
      @Wado8oda Месяц назад +9

      Yeah. I stopped to read the comments just to see if you all were enjoying that part as much as I do!

    • @jldow1236
      @jldow1236 Месяц назад +6

      he filmed it during one of the Corrections episodes!

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Месяц назад +2

      It's marketing genius. As much as I love Seth, I just don't have time in my day for a podcast. But this just forced bumped it to the top of my "will get to asap" list. God I wish I had more free time...

    • @simgem
      @simgem Месяц назад +1

      I've already started saying it aloud with him!

  • @mirrorman95
    @mirrorman95 26 дней назад +1

    7:17 Best joke of the night

  • @definitelynotskynet
    @definitelynotskynet 25 дней назад

    That was the best podcast commercial I’ve ever seen.

  • @kendalldad
    @kendalldad Месяц назад +112

    There really is no bottom for Trump but thanks for making us laugh rather than cry!

    • @jimspittle1485
      @jimspittle1485 Месяц назад +11

      @kendalldad , that's because he is the bottom 😮

    • @13699111
      @13699111 Месяц назад +3

      Or his supporters either

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 Месяц назад +1

      Wait for it my dear.

    • @sto5655
      @sto5655 Месяц назад +2

      Republicans when you go low, remember you CAN go lower

  • @svenvaltik5657
    @svenvaltik5657 Месяц назад +158

    "Pray and get educated..." has to be the most blatant oxymoron ever muttered...

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 Месяц назад +7

      _"I love the poorly educated! But I love education, too! I love it so much that I shut down 'Trump University' and paid a $25 million fraud settlement!"_

    • @BinaryHedgehog
      @BinaryHedgehog Месяц назад +3

      Right?!

    • @jansilverthorn777
      @jansilverthorn777 Месяц назад +2

      It ranks right up there with “American intelligence.” 😂😂😂 from 🌎

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 Месяц назад +1

      @@jansilverthorn777 Along with "honest politician."

    • @RobertPilla
      @RobertPilla Месяц назад

      Yep!

  • @catgir5x
    @catgir5x 29 дней назад

    LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU SETH & THE WHOLE GANG!

  • @efenedick1305
    @efenedick1305 24 дня назад +1

    Seth, that wasn't a match, that was a LIGHTER!! #Corrections

  • @SashiCat96
    @SashiCat96 Месяц назад +25

    O.M.G. The Bible speech. I nearly wet myself laughing!

    • @mlrdh
      @mlrdh Месяц назад +2

      I was honestly laughing out loud! Kept waiting for the lightning 😂

  • @carnyzack
    @carnyzack Месяц назад +134

    CORRECTIONS: That's a BIC lighter, not a single match.

    • @mythodica
      @mythodica Месяц назад +11

      Damnit. You got to it before me. 🤣

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Месяц назад +5

      yep.

    • @stuartmacdonald4443
      @stuartmacdonald4443 Месяц назад +18

      Jackals have entered the chat

    • @wncwaterfalls
      @wncwaterfalls Месяц назад +13

      @@stuartmacdonald4443did they ever leave?

    • @jonlee6794
      @jonlee6794 Месяц назад +10

      and he tries to make a weed joke right after that.... what kinda self respecting stoner would misidentify a bic lighter?!

  • @baktru
    @baktru 27 дней назад +2

    Buden-Grest. The capital of Hangry.

  • @justjustinin207
    @justjustinin207 29 дней назад

    The pillow drop callback is the most Seth joke ever.

  • @donna_fun_collins
    @donna_fun_collins Месяц назад +64

    When you slam the podcast cover down at the end, it should have the same sound effect as the plunger because it's SOLID GOLD

  • @birdsarecool6448
    @birdsarecool6448 Месяц назад +33

    I had not heard about the bible sales. My husband told me about it a few minutes ago & I thought he was joking. Then I knew I had to watch A Closer Look!

  • @crastinaterpro
    @crastinaterpro 6 дней назад

    This is comedy gold.

  • @mariadagracalucasgoncalves9149
    @mariadagracalucasgoncalves9149 22 дня назад

    Poltergeist 's BIBLE 😮🤣😂👌👌👏🙌 great move