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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2016
  • President Barack Obama sits down with Stephen Colbert for a frank discussion of his career prospects after he leaves office.
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    Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @beeeyonder
    @beeeyonder 7 лет назад +2017

    Can all sensible people agree, Obama would easily win a 3rd term???

    • @draconicepic4124
      @draconicepic4124 7 лет назад +18

      If he wasn't pushing for TPP he probably would.

    • @sheriffsaliu9872
      @sheriffsaliu9872 7 лет назад +63

      He would win it while pushing the TPP. He's way more charismatic than Hillary and Trump

    • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
      @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 7 лет назад

      Brendan Harrington of course 😂😂😂 no doubt about it

    • @pohuing3037
      @pohuing3037 7 лет назад +5

      But that would destroy easy abuse of congress

    • @Schmidtelpunkt
      @Schmidtelpunkt 7 лет назад +8

      Always amazed how people don't realize the merrits of the initial idea for TPP. There are downsides for all partners, since there has to be compromise. But to see it in a black and white way as if it was done just to push the disadvantages is kind of naive. No president in the future will be able to avoid such agreements. It is all about the direction those agreements will take. Just being against it will allow the industry to dictate the content.

  • @elistae5536
    @elistae5536 7 лет назад +2949

    "I know several turkeys who owe me a favour" Hilarious!

    • @drlawitts
      @drlawitts 7 лет назад +32

      He said "favor"

    • @MotionPictureMuse
      @MotionPictureMuse 7 лет назад +90

      It's the same word, dude.

    • @LYLEWOLD
      @LYLEWOLD 7 лет назад +19

      lol, he's American, damnit!!

    • @MotionPictureMuse
      @MotionPictureMuse 7 лет назад +36

      So what, it's still the same word. Do you seriously expect people to switch to a different form of English every time they quote someone who uses that form? Or are you just trying to be funny...

    • @LYLEWOLD
      @LYLEWOLD 7 лет назад +10

      MotionPictureMuse seriously? the speaker is the President of the Untied States of America (an american english speaking country). it's a joke. Lighten up Francis.

  • @mirzas668
    @mirzas668 Год назад +940

    “I’d like a nice corner office. Or at least an office that has corners in it”
    This joke almost went over my head😂👏

    • @SnowbordrWRX
      @SnowbordrWRX Год назад +46

      Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. I would... Catch it

    • @vanessamorgayze3285
      @vanessamorgayze3285 Год назад +18

      @@SnowbordrWRX Drax is that you? Lol

    • @mathengelidsy1289
      @mathengelidsy1289 Год назад +32

      From the oval😂😂😂

    • @vivvasbill
      @vivvasbill Год назад

      Me too, 😂

    • @bernardavril7028
      @bernardavril7028 Год назад +4

      (sorry for my english) I thinks it's because he doesn't want anymore a job in a white house oval office

  • @kimberlyking3608
    @kimberlyking3608 3 года назад +1067

    Stephen: "It hurts when I do this"
    Obama: "Don't do that"
    This video cracks me up everytime!🤣🤣

    • @anywaythewindblows8938
      @anywaythewindblows8938 2 года назад +12

      Such a dad line

    • @user-rq7hv6lf8c
      @user-rq7hv6lf8c Месяц назад

      Doctor I have a stinging in my eye, every time I drink coffee. What can I do?
      For a start, before drinking, you could put the spoon out of the cup.

  • @shanaranjan
    @shanaranjan 5 лет назад +7844

    "I'd like a corner office, or at least an office with corners in it" Oval Office, this class of humour---

    • @reginaldhouse7731
      @reginaldhouse7731 4 года назад +203

      Oooh now I get it. I was wondering why he said that because my mind couldn't stop thinking "but all offices have corners. Does he mean with pillars, so there would be more corners? Weird thing to say. Maybe it didn't come out right."

    • @pauloabreu1210
      @pauloabreu1210 4 года назад +69

      The audience didn’t get it

    • @xl000
      @xl000 4 года назад +136

      it's a reference to the least stupid of W Bush quotes:
      The reason the Oval Office is round is there are no corners you can hide in.

    • @joshuajones8455
      @joshuajones8455 4 года назад +57

      I admit I didn't get that joke until I read your comment.

    • @NickB-md1oy
      @NickB-md1oy 4 года назад +10

      Great job you figured it out!

  • @evil_linn6938
    @evil_linn6938 7 лет назад +2465

    this is it. Im spoiled. no president will ever be as good and cool as Obama

    • @sucedeu
      @sucedeu 7 лет назад +21

      Phew! Thought I was the only one. It's like Santa is not coming for Christmas. :(

    • @Batmanananana
      @Batmanananana 7 лет назад +3

      If by good u mean buttfucking USA financially the yeah... Real cool. A debt of tens of trillions.... Money u have to pay back with ur tax money...

    • @comedyman4896
      @comedyman4896 7 лет назад

      yea

    • @Batmanananana
      @Batmanananana 7 лет назад

      Sam Swinnerton /watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw Obama put more dept burden on US citizens than the 43 previous presidents combined!!!

    • @suigetsuhozuki1
      @suigetsuhozuki1 7 лет назад +6

      Too bad it's not president's job to be cool.

  • @pom4408
    @pom4408 3 года назад +386

    "to be honest I still don't know" - I like how he humbly acknowledge, that the peace nobel prize was more in hope, rather than for actual accomplishment.

    • @t0ad_
      @t0ad_ 3 года назад +13

      he’s thinking about the hospital he airstriked

    • @fartsneed9464
      @fartsneed9464 3 года назад +1

      Best part

    • @paulinarittscher215
      @paulinarittscher215 3 года назад +2

      Sooooo humble

    • @flightmasterr231
      @flightmasterr231 2 года назад +1

      HAHAHA I hope one day I solve world peace. GET ME MY NOBEL

    • @elkpaz560
      @elkpaz560 2 года назад +1

      It was because he was black. They made fools of themselves. Interesting to compare the amount of 'military engagements' OB initiated compared to Trump. Half of America may have hated T. but the rest of the world was a little more peaceful in his presidency.

  • @erikad0511
    @erikad0511 3 года назад +1666

    trump could NEVER be this classy and witty!! No president will ever be cooler! I miss him :(

    • @lulungameena8817
      @lulungameena8817 3 года назад +16

      Yep. Damn, I miss Obama.

    • @xTheBOISx
      @xTheBOISx 3 года назад +5

      Trump has definitely been witty before...
      "Megyn Kelly asked the candidate-businessman, "You've called women fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals. Your Twitter account has several --"
      Trump, who is currently leading in Republican polls, raised his finger with a smirk to interrupt Kelly: "Only Rosie O'Donnell."

    • @shootingstartiming
      @shootingstartiming 3 года назад +14

      Michael Scott sarcasm right?

    • @joelhenrysaturne3380
      @joelhenrysaturne3380 3 года назад +12

      Michael Scott of course he’s leading in republican polls?? He’s a republican. He’s losing badly in national polls though, maybe you should check that out

    • @xTheBOISx
      @xTheBOISx 3 года назад +2

      @@joelhenrysaturne3380 That's a quote from Megan Kelly the news anchor during the 2016 presidential debates. That's not me personally saying it, hence the quote marks...
      RUclips the phrase 'only Rosie O'donnell ' to see an example if Trump's wit.
      Edit: I'd like to point out that Trump was losing badly in the polls in 2016 as well and...here we are😀

  • @mjboutin7224
    @mjboutin7224 7 лет назад +5491

    "The only one with a more powerful position was my wife." 👌🏽 Obama, you cheeky (honest) man.

    • @redr0sid210
      @redr0sid210 7 лет назад +133

      MJ Boutin This was so humble, charming and smart!!!

    • @fss1704
      @fss1704 6 лет назад +35

      +Gop fuck that. it doesn't matter

    • @seansteel3326
      @seansteel3326 6 лет назад +19

      Women need to be treated like children, constantly being told how important they are, and how much more powerful they are when reality is smack opposite, lol !

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 6 лет назад +33

      Shyam Koundinya Haha somebody hasn't a clue 😂

    • @bensandy1764
      @bensandy1764 6 лет назад

      Tristyn Leos no dip it's fake

  • @crinky3907
    @crinky3907 4 года назад +4802

    “I have the Nobel peace prize.”
    “What’d you get that for?”
    “To be honest, I still don’t know.”
    This KILLED me, lool.

    • @clemencec3790
      @clemencec3790 4 года назад +93

      Best joke honestly, this is so spot on lol

    • @kylefast9650
      @kylefast9650 4 года назад +37

      Clémence C I really like the turkey one,

    • @DerpEye
      @DerpEye 4 года назад +139

      Well, he's actually right, considering how much drone killing there was going on during his administration.

    • @lattenkack3592
      @lattenkack3592 4 года назад +3

      @@DerpEye ^

    • @lockdown550
      @lockdown550 4 года назад +12

      @@DerpEye but it's weird that he got the award before he went on the killing spree

  • @nubitacabrera
    @nubitacabrera 3 года назад +106

    "I want a corner office or an office with corners" Took me a while to get the "Oval Office" reference.

  • @undead9999
    @undead9999 3 года назад +62

    "the only one with a more powerful position was my wife"
    I laughed so hard.

  • @z4k4z
    @z4k4z 7 лет назад +1634

    If aliens arrived and wanted to speak to just one person on Earth, Obama would be a pretty good choice.

    • @thejquinn
      @thejquinn 7 лет назад +20

      What do you mean? We have aliens everywhere, illegal ones

    • @PAWNB3YOND
      @PAWNB3YOND 7 лет назад +2

      hopefully you're talking about people

    • @tofuteh2348
      @tofuteh2348 7 лет назад +52

      Justin Quinn and that, my friend, is how Nazis talk

    • @anxietyazofficial4116
      @anxietyazofficial4116 7 лет назад +9

      +Justin Quinn yea damn Europeans

    • @jackqesz91
      @jackqesz91 7 лет назад +34

      and they took our jerbs! lol

  • @andrethadaneth942
    @andrethadaneth942 3 года назад +5841

    I love President Obama's dead serious face during the whole thing. He certainly does have a great sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously.

    • @Fackeldackel
      @Fackeldackel 3 года назад +72

      But what if...
      Plottwist: This was a joke by the secret service and Obama actually wanted to know how he got in there ;-)

    • @savageaf6023
      @savageaf6023 3 года назад +91

      I feel like Obama could act in movies if he wanted too, he was hella funny in this

    • @galemiller7422
      @galemiller7422 3 года назад +18

      @@savageaf6023 he is good😅

    • @r2black74
      @r2black74 3 года назад +15

      I agree, my heart is heavy and I'm honestly scared what's going to happen next week.

    • @marcusmg4904
      @marcusmg4904 3 года назад +8

      The Comically Serious

  • @longbeachwoman
    @longbeachwoman 3 года назад +131

    Obama: “ Well I opened up relations with Cuba for the first time in 50 years”
    Stephen: “Ok let’s change that to conversational Spanish”
    Me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😉

  • @theodorej.burkhardt8844
    @theodorej.burkhardt8844 3 года назад +73

    We can’t accept that answer.
    Yes we can.

    • @timbowalk14
      @timbowalk14 3 года назад +1

      Thats his motto! YES WE CAN!

  • @eagle3676
    @eagle3676 7 лет назад +3169

    "I won the Nobel peace prize"
    "Oh really what was that for?"
    "To be honest I still don't know"

    • @astlond
      @astlond 7 лет назад +81

      I too, still do not know...

    • @LeakedStuff
      @LeakedStuff 7 лет назад +209

      well at least he's honest.I'll give him a few points for that

    • @nonnyj81
      @nonnyj81 7 лет назад

      usama notkani

    • @Juzgames
      @Juzgames 7 лет назад +45

      for them peace keeping drones

    • @shanleenkinnjaskey2419
      @shanleenkinnjaskey2419 7 лет назад +1

      usama notkani

  • @arkay238
    @arkay238 3 года назад +7801

    I miss laughing WITH the president.
    I miss having a president.
    I miss laughing.

    • @toniroberts8117
      @toniroberts8117 3 года назад +36

      Amen

    • @MrIncredibleGuy
      @MrIncredibleGuy 3 года назад +248

      I still laugh, only this time it’s AT the president.

    • @JonahNelson7
      @JonahNelson7 3 года назад +14

      Are you implying you no longer have joy in any fasett of life because of who the President is?

    • @abielnathanael8772
      @abielnathanael8772 3 года назад +34

      @@JonahNelson7 i guess that is what he meant

    • @HolowatyVlogs
      @HolowatyVlogs 3 года назад +64

      Jonah Nelson You must be fun at parties.

  • @seeker296
    @seeker296 3 года назад +60

    Obama's pauses are one of the most effective elements of his speaking

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 года назад +4

      His timing is impeccable!

  • @christinajackson6309
    @christinajackson6309 2 года назад +48

    “I think I’d like a nice corner office or an office that has corners in it” 😂😂😂. That one almost went over my head.

  • @ErzaScarletRed
    @ErzaScarletRed 3 года назад +5395

    "The only one with a more powerful position was my wife."
    GOD DAMN I MISS HIM!! ❤

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 3 года назад +40

      😢 miss him...😭

    • @elonmosque4294
      @elonmosque4294 3 года назад +7

      You miss having a terrible economy?

    • @kenjisparks
      @kenjisparks 3 года назад +196

      @@elonmosque4294 What kind of idiot are you? We didn't have a terrible economy with Obama. He got us OUT of the Great Recession, and Trump inherited his economy which was already doing well. In fact most economists have stated that the economy probably would've kept going up at the same rate had Obama still been President. Stop spreading lies and disinformation. But most smart people know your full of it anyway. It's not hard to disprove.

    • @marietellez6021
      @marietellez6021 3 года назад +5

      Me toooooo

    • @marietellez6021
      @marietellez6021 3 года назад +14

      @@komalahayes1535 And now is Joe's vote #voteblue

  • @bridgermurray2773
    @bridgermurray2773 7 лет назад +5396

    The coolest president we'll ever have

    • @freddybell8328
      @freddybell8328 7 лет назад +26

      Bridger Murray Theodore Roosevelt was cooler.

    • @MasteIsIllmatic
      @MasteIsIllmatic 7 лет назад +45

      +Freddy Bell
      Hard to say. We don't have video proof. But I read teddy was pretty cool tho

    • @Tubes12AX7k
      @Tubes12AX7k 7 лет назад +9

      I kind of wish that Robin Williams was in the running to be the next president. We'd all flick the TV on and say "shut up kids, the president's on!" hoping to hear the next big skit.

    • @freddybell8328
      @freddybell8328 7 лет назад +2

      Im ILLmatic Obama said so.

    • @LYLEWOLD
      @LYLEWOLD 7 лет назад +17

      the future is open, but coolest so far, yeah.

  • @TheTaoOfChrisG
    @TheTaoOfChrisG 3 года назад +136

    ‘Have you ever had to fire anyone?’
    ‘No, I just let Seal Team 6 handle that.’
    Low key gangsta! I love it!

    • @Vespertilio-Homo
      @Vespertilio-Homo Год назад +1

      Hahaha, by fired he means assassinated. So funny.

  • @emilynolan3284
    @emilynolan3284 3 года назад +29

    It’s late October 2020. I’m a little teary eyed watching this.

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 3 года назад +5

      I think everyone is! Even outside of the US.

    • @Emma-hu8gx
      @Emma-hu8gx 3 года назад +1

      @@QUICKBOOKS1 yes from France :(

  • @brendazamora
    @brendazamora 3 года назад +4489

    This one hurts. He had a clear message. And we let him down.

    • @solitairedoll
      @solitairedoll 3 года назад +38

      😢

    • @shockwave1986
      @shockwave1986 3 года назад +89

      Sometimes, the best way to learn is through our mistakes. Not that I voted or anything.

    • @heersyal2454
      @heersyal2454 3 года назад +105

      You HAVE to vote, otherwise - believe it or not - the sleezebags get in

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 3 года назад +36

      There are some adults you need to listen to at times. ❤️

    • @dasupertramp5855
      @dasupertramp5855 3 года назад +98

      We didn't let him down. Clinton won. Republicans stole the election, as they've done before and are desperately trying to do again

  • @NicolaiBolas
    @NicolaiBolas 4 года назад +2816

    "We can't accept that answer."
    "Yes We Can."
    Whoever wrote this sketch is brilliant!

    • @suesan7242
      @suesan7242 3 года назад +9

      I’m not American… can someone pls explain this joke tia

    • @vojtechnovacek7776
      @vojtechnovacek7776 3 года назад +61

      @@suesan7242 It was his slogan in 2008 campaign

    • @cereal-killer4455
      @cereal-killer4455 3 года назад +75

      Also the line about preferring to work in an office with corners, referring to the Oval Office which doesn’t have corners.

    • @Moneyg73
      @Moneyg73 3 года назад +1

      Bob the builder is somewhere swinging at air.

    • @alicante275
      @alicante275 2 года назад +4

      The key thing was he eventually got to the 3 words or less formulation, using the 2008 slogan.

  • @abarthcorsa3493
    @abarthcorsa3493 3 года назад +163

    It doesn’t matter what you think about him as a president, he has a great personality, and he’s hilarious.

    • @barbrn
      @barbrn 2 года назад +4

      Did you see him in "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" with Jerry Seinfeld? So funny.

    • @gingerrose1932
      @gingerrose1932 Год назад

      That's all he has. No love for his country. Obama and his wife are racists.

  • @ConnShonnery
    @ConnShonnery 3 года назад +218

    I miss Obama, in these dark days we need a president like him more than ever.

    • @christiant.1113
      @christiant.1113 3 года назад +4

      well... well... well... do I have a surprise for you.

    • @paulinarittscher215
      @paulinarittscher215 3 года назад +5

      2021 here! Surprise!
      We got an almost Obama guy in office, President Biden, and I couldn't be happier. Nightmare with the cheeto Mussolini is OVER!... YEY!👏👏👏👏

    • @murkywateradminssions5219
      @murkywateradminssions5219 2 года назад +1

      hell even Mussolini did better than trump
      and that's saying a lot from a dictator who ruled over Italy, a laughing stock similar to France during ww2

    • @shirayryu8071
      @shirayryu8071 2 года назад

      I read a lot specially about history and I guarantee you'll never find prince king president sultan whatever got this personality..read the history you will appreciate him more

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 4 месяца назад

      Writing to you from the future, it is now time to vote again, and keep the same orange horror from winning.

  • @ToYobee
    @ToYobee 7 лет назад +2344

    Best subtle joke was: "I hate when people reduce complex ideas to catch phrase". Then he replies - "Yes, We can". No one can match his sense of humor, grace and delivery. He defines class.

    • @steffen2165
      @steffen2165 7 лет назад +26

      ToYobee it's almost as if it may have been scripted....weird...

    • @ToYobee
      @ToYobee 7 лет назад +1

      wub adub agree.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 5 лет назад +3

      The delivery would be his, the rest is the work of the writters.

    • @reaver8338
      @reaver8338 5 лет назад +8

      Trump can't even pronounce anonymous and Trump says he has a high IQ funny.

    • @MGLweareonlyone
      @MGLweareonlyone 5 лет назад +10

      Dissing Donald Golfer " I hate when people reduce complex ideas to a catch phrase" he was talking about Donny's Make America Great Again campaign slogan. It's a highly complex idea. The genius of it all was when he answered with what became his slogan "Yes we can"
      Did you guys catch that too?

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann 7 лет назад +1483

    Don't you guys know? He got the Nobel Peace Prize for his stunning success in not being George Bush.

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 7 лет назад +13

      5Oblivion then where the hell is my nobel peace price.

    • @hampusfsjbd2620
      @hampusfsjbd2620 7 лет назад +2

      5Oblivion He was worse than Bush though.

    • @Jaxymann
      @Jaxymann 7 лет назад +30

      Hampus fsjbd
      He is objectively better than Dubya ever was.
      Like, a lot, lot better.

    • @rohanroy6156
      @rohanroy6156 7 лет назад +12

      He was given the Nobel to inspire the finest in him during the very delicate time.

    • @MuitoDaora
      @MuitoDaora 7 лет назад

      rohan roy Exactly...and is not like he can reject it. He will be forever one of the winners of the Nobel prize, he liked or not.

  • @vanessapierson4913
    @vanessapierson4913 3 года назад +11

    i’m here on october 9, 2020, and this hurts in all the ways to watch. they shook hands. and there was still joy.

  • @SuzukiKid400
    @SuzukiKid400 7 лет назад +3967

    You don't know what you have till it's gone. A well spoken, highly intelligent, educated, professional man, who is also pretty cool. We'll miss you Mr. Obama.

    • @Gd0g427
      @Gd0g427 7 лет назад +20

      Accumulated more debt than all presidents combined, Obama care raised premiums through the roof and unemployment up. Yeah, we'll miss you Obama.

    • @1SuckMeBeautiful1
      @1SuckMeBeautiful1 7 лет назад +3

      SuzukiKid400 couldnt help but read that in my head in the song version

    • @halosammy14
      @halosammy14 7 лет назад +1

      SuzukiKid400 Eh, a savored him.

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 7 лет назад +107

      Gd0g427: Yeah, who might have thought, that the two wars and the biggest economic crisis since the great depression Bush has left him will cost so much money...

    • @garr123
      @garr123 7 лет назад +39

      Debt isn't inherently bad because national debt isn't like personal debt. Besides, if you care about it, then I'm pretty sure you can pin the debt on Bush. Obama lowered the deficit to below the historical average after it spiked during the recession and hasn't been the huge spender the right paints him as.

  • @bilalc4415
    @bilalc4415 7 лет назад +1657

    I liked the way he's a bit self depracating like the Nobel Peace price joke!

    • @trumpetfreakozoid
      @trumpetfreakozoid 7 лет назад +15

      Bilal C prize dude...prize

    • @mahatmagandhiful
      @mahatmagandhiful 7 лет назад +32

      Nobel Peace Price does have a certain poetry to it...

    • @maxxsteele9396
      @maxxsteele9396 7 лет назад +17

      Can I get a price check on Nobel Peace?

    • @MotionPictureMuse
      @MotionPictureMuse 7 лет назад +52

      He was being honest more than self-deprecating, same as when he accepted the award. Everyone knows he didn't earn it, including him.

    • @MotionPictureMuse
      @MotionPictureMuse 7 лет назад +5

      ***** The committee later said they gave it to him not because of what he had already done (or tried to do) but because of what they hoped he would achieve.

  • @oga_scott
    @oga_scott Год назад +4

    Obama calling him Stephen after he introduced himself as Randy 🤣🤣

  • @justinvang7239
    @justinvang7239 3 года назад +28

    An American president who can speak in complete, complex and grammatically correct sentences. An American president who is not thin-skinned, can laugh at himself, and doesn’t require constant praise. Hard to imagine that that was the reality not that long ago.

  • @Synathidy
    @Synathidy 4 года назад +3700

    Obama just really has a great "presidential" personality. Composed... articulate... mature, yet good-humored.

    • @arthurcupitt7362
      @arthurcupitt7362 4 года назад +8

      TRUMP is a Russian Jail him

    • @dingodyno9016
      @dingodyno9016 4 года назад +46

      it really is like how they say, you dont know what you have till its gone

    • @boliussa
      @boliussa 4 года назад

      He has no common sense. He'd have made a great poet.

    • @benjicool2808
      @benjicool2808 4 года назад +21

      i think he's just a cool dude, don't always agree with him but respectable

    • @carlsj4406
      @carlsj4406 4 года назад +16

      Bottom line, the MAGA people choose the worst person that they could find in America and made him president, not because he will do good, but to do bad.

  • @AJ-Channel
    @AJ-Channel 7 лет назад +492

    The contrast between Obama and Trump is astonishing! How did we go from this great man to someone like Trump? How sad!

    • @deeznuts3697
      @deeznuts3697 7 лет назад +40

      Hey hold your horses...that piece of shit Trump isnt president...yet..and hopefully won't be

    • @byLizee
      @byLizee 7 лет назад +4

      Alan Jay don't speak it into existence 😩

    • @tcsam73
      @tcsam73 7 лет назад +27

      The real question is how could the Republican Party go from having men like Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt to nominating a dunce like Trump?

    • @awaisrahman7461
      @awaisrahman7461 7 лет назад +14

      There's a really good video on Vox explaining how we went from Abe Lincoln to Trump

    • @quarteracreadventures855
      @quarteracreadventures855 7 лет назад +15

      Back then, the republicans were the liberal party and the democrats were conservatives.

  • @Chatterbox-94
    @Chatterbox-94 2 года назад +39

    Obama truly has a great level of class, good humor, and doesn’t take himself too seriously. Rather than attacking and lashing out at political humor he embraces it.

  • @miridajlanaj6859
    @miridajlanaj6859 3 года назад +11

    "Sometimes it hurts when I do this "
    "DON'T DO THAT"

  • @fenderguitargirl
    @fenderguitargirl 7 лет назад +1608

    This is epic. The coolest president ever.

    • @kermitthetoad9093
      @kermitthetoad9093 7 лет назад +9

      Coolest does not always mean the best.

    • @schwaiger1995
      @schwaiger1995 7 лет назад +59

      nope, yet better than any of the 4 fucktards that are running right now. And 100 times better than Bush

    • @Fuchsia_tude
      @Fuchsia_tude 7 лет назад +1

      you forgot about Egg McMuffin :(

    • @kermitthetoad9093
      @kermitthetoad9093 7 лет назад +2

      Stefan Schwaiger I'd wait until one of the 2 becomes president before making that judgement.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 7 лет назад +1

      Kennedy was pretty cool too.

  • @calhobbes862
    @calhobbes862 7 лет назад +2015

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the best President this country has ever had.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 7 лет назад +2

      The only thing that he could be best is in comedy, and he may be better than other current stablishment choices, but remember the US started direct confrontation with Yemen yesterday.

    • @WuWei7
      @WuWei7 7 лет назад +1

      No, we did not start it. The USS Mason was fired upon three times on two separate occasions, unprovoked. Such aggression demands a swift and definitive response. We failed to deal with Syria when they crossed the "red line" by using chemical weapons on civilians. That missed opportunity likely contributed to the current parameters of that conflict.

    • @SkeetleSimsy
      @SkeetleSimsy 7 лет назад +35

      I mean he decreased the deficit by 1 trillion dollars. 1 trillion. That's pretty good from where I'm sitting. I tend to agree with you though. To call him the best is a bit hyperbolic, but he is nowhere near the worst.

    • @wallace1496
      @wallace1496 7 лет назад +8

      Daniel G lol he the coolest dude - but best? You forgetting Jack Kennedy? The man who stopped nuclear war, best economic term ever, highest approval ratings, guaranteed re-election? All the same time - banging a million girls. That's productivity.

    • @ffxiisucks
      @ffxiisucks 7 лет назад

      After w everyone sounds amazing, even shilary.

  • @VincentiusValdi
    @VincentiusValdi 3 года назад +9

    4 years later and this is still GOLD 🤣

  • @datamasked623
    @datamasked623 7 лет назад +1775

    God damn I wish I could vote for him again.

    • @cattiegrl4365
      @cattiegrl4365 7 лет назад +12

      great guy I agree

    • @Tyler-hf4uc
      @Tyler-hf4uc 7 лет назад +2

      Eric Pederson so we could have a 5th term W Bush? No thanks, fake liberal.

    • @fionaheartilly8289
      @fionaheartilly8289 7 лет назад +2

      Eric Pederson he feels tired. look at his hair damn

    • @matijastupin
      @matijastupin 7 лет назад +31

      Eric Pederson We love him, here in Australia. One word fits him perfectly. CLASS!

    • @datamasked623
      @datamasked623 7 лет назад +18

      Captain S Why the fuck would I do that?

  • @andrewstrauss7586
    @andrewstrauss7586 6 лет назад +4865

    Say what you will about Obama, but the man DOES have a great sense of humor

    • @leonidas6134
      @leonidas6134 5 лет назад +116

      Andrew Strauss
      They say a sense of humor is a sign of great intelligence 👍

    • @putikeswarasudarsono
      @putikeswarasudarsono 5 лет назад +31

      does anyone notice that the "close enough" joke refers to his famous meme?

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 5 лет назад +2

      @@putikeswarasudarsono Hello there Captain Obvious

    • @anonymousanonymous7104
      @anonymousanonymous7104 5 лет назад +4

      The script was good but there were some awkward moments

    • @ElenaChoco060
      @ElenaChoco060 5 лет назад +13

      Hahah, yeah, unlike the one we currently have :(

  • @meggh9695
    @meggh9695 Год назад +7

    So much RESPECT for this man…🤍

  • @Sheila612Miller
    @Sheila612Miller 2 года назад +4

    Omg.. a shriveled up tangerine with golden retriever hair . I almost peed from the truth in that sentence.

  • @moratico07
    @moratico07 4 года назад +2887

    Anyone else came here in the middle of the pandemic just to remember how a real president looks like?

    • @bethh2513
      @bethh2513 4 года назад +5

      Yup x"""(

    • @lupitaservin1994
      @lupitaservin1994 3 года назад +6

      Yes 😣

    • @marielonsdale1765
      @marielonsdale1765 3 года назад +12

      Yeah to see President Obama again what a thrill.He was IS a real President.

    • @isisnoreija
      @isisnoreija 3 года назад +23

      Eddie Mora I am not even American and I miss him...

    • @missmicho4741
      @missmicho4741 3 года назад +3

      Helps with the anxiety 💯

  • @imoginny07
    @imoginny07 4 года назад +3978

    Here I am in the middle of a pandemic, reminiscing the good ol’ years

    • @NancyR3454
      @NancyR3454 4 года назад +35

      Gotta get hope from somewhere. I'm right here with ya.

    • @ankureros6272
      @ankureros6272 4 года назад +29

      Yep! Right here with you guys too, trying to grasp at the remaining strands of my sanity.

    • @ryancarrion782
      @ryancarrion782 4 года назад +3

      When Obama was president I was sexting a cat

    • @davidpieper95
      @davidpieper95 4 года назад +9

      Ohh... you're making me cry.

    • @i.h.7268
      @i.h.7268 4 года назад +4

      Me too!

  • @marilynscordino1449
    @marilynscordino1449 3 года назад +173

    Literally no one is talking about the joke he made:
    I would like a corner office. Or at least a office with corners.
    - Obama

    • @achillesjohnson7941
      @achillesjohnson7941 3 года назад +13

      It’s taken 4 years for me to get the “Yes we can” joke

    • @TonymanCS
      @TonymanCS 3 года назад +5

      Fucking hell I missed that one, damn good one.

    • @1c2h3e4u5n6g
      @1c2h3e4u5n6g 3 года назад +1

      It’s gold

    • @mrobject9113
      @mrobject9113 3 года назад +1

      If you read the comments they did....a while ago...

    • @skoll_5682
      @skoll_5682 3 года назад

      I did and I’m an Aussie.

  • @novice5895
    @novice5895 3 года назад +4

    No whittling?🤣🤣 Barack has such a cool personality & great sense of humor. He’s not thin-skinned or shallow or afraid to laugh at himself. I love it. Miss it💗

  • @themaster408
    @themaster408 7 лет назад +840

    Such gold. "No, I let Seal Team 6 handle that". Gonna miss Obama.

    • @RishiShahSays
      @RishiShahSays 7 лет назад +26

      themaster408 "oh outsourcing? interesting!"

    • @Envy_Dragon
      @Envy_Dragon 7 лет назад +19

      THIS JUST IN --Bin Laden was formerly on Obama's payroll??? Tune in to Fox News at 11

    • @RumbleHD
      @RumbleHD 7 лет назад +6

      LMAO

    • @falakgilani6448
      @falakgilani6448 7 лет назад +1

      Hey can anybody please tell me what he meant?

    • @Gwen3344
      @Gwen3344 7 лет назад +18

      @Falak Gilani: President Obama was referring to his orders to take out Osama bin Laden. Seal Team 6 carried out that mission.

  • @addos999
    @addos999 7 лет назад +1876

    oh the satire. so sophisticated. so positive. I hope barack and michelle can continue to spread their magic around the world after next year!

    • @bellasmini
      @bellasmini 7 лет назад +36

      They will. It's who they are. Good, concerned and kind people.

    • @aaronmatheson2208
      @aaronmatheson2208 7 лет назад +16

      ajegray1 I hope Michelle runs for president. Imagine if she ran in the next election, and the hateful little orange man not only lost to a woman, but an intelligent black woman. That would be a thing of beauty. Problem is it would take her first 4 to undo all the bs that is sure to come

    • @aaronmatheson2208
      @aaronmatheson2208 7 лет назад +5

      chump bait wrong....

    • @aaronmatheson2208
      @aaronmatheson2208 7 лет назад +5

      chump bait wrong

    • @KingZevon
      @KingZevon 7 лет назад +7

      chump bait
      Homophobic idiot
      #GrowUp

  • @emeraldridao7737
    @emeraldridao7737 3 года назад +27

    It’s the Friday after the 2020 election and I still miss Obama.

  • @c.lyttle3017
    @c.lyttle3017 3 года назад +19

    Still funny after all this time. I love Barack Obama, so smart, so funny! Great job, Stephen.

  • @lizzamuller1448
    @lizzamuller1448 7 лет назад +1522

    Hate him or love him, he is the coolest US president ever...THEY will miss you Sir

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 7 лет назад

      he was also a womanising arsehole who if he hadn't been shot would have suffered a Clinton.

    • @jimmythornseed8605
      @jimmythornseed8605 7 лет назад +12

      Hate him or love him, he WAS *smoooooth* and black!

    • @dobbsmill3676
      @dobbsmill3676 7 лет назад +3

      With a white mother.

    • @randy7068
      @randy7068 7 лет назад

      So?

    • @thedizzlesizzle89
      @thedizzlesizzle89 7 лет назад +1

      Love him or hate him, he was a cool president? Does this mean that the quality of being 'cool' is somehow an objective value?
      I'm quite certain that if you love him, you're also going to ascribe coolness to him; conversely, if you hate him, then you're going to see him as very uncool.
      I'd say the coolness award probably goes to Clinton due to his particular mannerisms, coming off as some type 'stoner hippie'. Albeit 'cool' in that sense is more descriptive of his calm and chill demeanor..

  • @SuelFadel
    @SuelFadel 7 лет назад +1531

    How can you not love Obama! The guy rules!!!!

    • @gingerjaguar3614
      @gingerjaguar3614 7 лет назад +20

      He is just a puppet. Why do you like him? He preached change, then bent over for the bankers faster than your neighbor lost his house.

    • @jongmagee
      @jongmagee 7 лет назад +45

      The republicans kept denying his laws that would have helped the country. They did that knowing that it would. They purposely kept denying all the stuff he had proposed.

    • @SuelFadel
      @SuelFadel 7 лет назад +6

      Ginger Jaguar next year when he leaves the WH and either Trump or Hillary takes the office you will understand why I like him ! The next 4 - 8 years will be nasty! You'll have to deal with Russia that Hillary and Trump are picking on !

    • @republicazi32
      @republicazi32 7 лет назад +1

      What's it like in whatever parallel universe you live in? Is it a universe where Firefly had eight seasons and two spinoff shows? Do dogs purr instead of bark? Do pigs fly A-10 Warthogs in the Air Force? Does the United States of your universe currently exist in a booming economy due to Bill Clinton having been elected to six consecutive terms in office (soon to be seven next month in what's expected to be yet another landslide election)? Are there colonies on the Moon, Europa, Mars, and Terra Bizarro the Earth's twin planet which was destroyed in our world by a rampaging Space Tyrannosaurus?

    • @hannahanki
      @hannahanki 7 лет назад +9

      Russia need reason to be hostile?

  • @ratedr9672
    @ratedr9672 3 года назад +110

    He urged you Americans to vote sensibly in November 2016: you didn’t. Now look at all the chaos and loss you’ve heaped upon yourselves, and the world at large 🤦🏻‍♂️☹️

    • @Cattail4546
      @Cattail4546 3 года назад +9

      To be fair, Trump lost the popular vote. Good job Electoral College.

  • @michellehood3345
    @michellehood3345 3 года назад +7

    This was hilarious..what a great job Stephen...!!!!

  • @marylynne9104
    @marylynne9104 4 года назад +2800

    I WANT HIM BACK! And I’m not even American.

    • @jennifermoriarty2188
      @jennifermoriarty2188 4 года назад +14

      We can't get him back...and that is a great thing

    • @jmorton3462
      @jmorton3462 4 года назад +9

      Its non of your business than

    • @marylynne9104
      @marylynne9104 4 года назад +81

      jack Fisher - well, as your President is the leader of the most powerful country in the Western world, his actions (eg. Iran) and decisions have repercussions for all of us.

    • @bemusedbandersnatch2069
      @bemusedbandersnatch2069 4 года назад +15

      @@jmorton3462 Lol, not unless she's russian

    • @blackgold754
      @blackgold754 4 года назад +15

      jack Fisher Not a way to greet foreigners but whatever makes u hell at night

  • @dragonfiremalus
    @dragonfiremalus 3 года назад +8

    Watching this 4 years later, it's finally truly funny again!

  • @leobat7007
    @leobat7007 7 лет назад +1439

    Your president is really cool. Your next one won't be.

    • @tonoko900
      @tonoko900 7 лет назад +17

      Lets be real Trump would be funny, even if he ends the world.

    • @tonoko900
      @tonoko900 7 лет назад +2

      Aaron Zane By funny i mean it would ROFLMAO funny. Think of all the comedy man.

    • @darkaoru
      @darkaoru 7 лет назад +9

      I feel like I probably wont find it as funny when my loved ones' lives are at stake.

    • @byLizee
      @byLizee 7 лет назад +1

      Leo Bat lmao

    • @jameshopkins155
      @jameshopkins155 7 лет назад

      Ahhh Million views

  • @alanarnold8974
    @alanarnold8974 7 лет назад +1793

    oh america how you say you hate him now, come November you're gunna be begging for him to be able to stay in office

    • @amiemallich3255
      @amiemallich3255 7 лет назад +32

      Obama actually has a approval rating around fifty-five percent.

    • @sarahwallace7554
      @sarahwallace7554 7 лет назад +1

      Alan Arnold but we're not...

    • @amiemallich3255
      @amiemallich3255 7 лет назад +14

      Sarah Wallace I'm wishing he would stay in office.

    • @sarahwallace7554
      @sarahwallace7554 7 лет назад +3

      Youre hardly "all of america"

    • @amiemallich3255
      @amiemallich3255 7 лет назад +11

      Sarah Wallace Mmmmmm. Yeah, but I never said all of America loved him.

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 3 года назад +9

    “I was hoping for a nice corner office, or at least an office that has corners, in it.”
    Nice subtle joke, there

  • @Nina_Rihs
    @Nina_Rihs 6 месяцев назад +4

    This clip sums up some of the countless reasons why billions of people around the world are still missing President Obama and will forever appreciate everything he has accomplished in his 8 years of presidency 🇺🇸🫡 blessings to him, the wonderful MICHELLE and their daughters 🫶🫶🫶🫶 ! My best wishes go from Austria 🇦🇹 to all of you out there 🌎🙏 stay safe, yours Nina 🌻

  • @kchiu9080
    @kchiu9080 4 года назад +1435

    What makes it even funnier is that Obama did not even crack a bit as when he's making those jokes. lmao

    • @putikeswarasudarsono
      @putikeswarasudarsono 4 года назад +23

      I think he was holding his laugh

    • @Memoiana
      @Memoiana 3 года назад +15

      That’s why he was a great president. They have to be good actors and comedians.

    • @tananansad
      @tananansad 3 года назад +1

      Memoiana trump's doing exactly that yet i don't see him being "great" 😳

    • @Memoiana
      @Memoiana 3 года назад +10

      kurt
      Trump is a caricature of a president. He is comedy material.

    • @allyestrada4438
      @allyestrada4438 3 года назад +3

      Because he’s the coolest 😎

  • @kloggmonkey
    @kloggmonkey 6 лет назад +5558

    - and i did get the nobel peace price.
    - oh, really? what was that for?
    - to be honest, i still don't know...

    • @mirellalastar
      @mirellalastar 6 лет назад +335

      Yeah, that's honest alright.

    • @playlist55
      @playlist55 6 лет назад +213

      And no one else knows either...

    • @serkankalkan2223
      @serkankalkan2223 6 лет назад +70

      so true. he hadn't even taken his shoes off,& he was "awarded" the prize. Just goes to show how back scratching goes.... & as for Iran, he's only bullshitting the American people with the western line that Iran is seeking nuclear weapons...... the best answer he gave was to the 1st hilarious question of advancement in the workplace..... I like Obama, I just don't like President Obama.

    • @AceofDlamonds
      @AceofDlamonds 6 лет назад +23

      Serkan Kalkan
      I believe Iran WAS seeking Nukes...but the west only got just a little bit out of the Iran deal.

    • @jasonmarcus1683
      @jasonmarcus1683 6 лет назад +28

      +kcbh24 Whether you like him or not he really sounds like he meant it....

  • @fengtube56
    @fengtube56 Год назад +2

    Go Stephen ! This is the American President should be!

  • @GillGarcia2008
    @GillGarcia2008 3 года назад +4

    " Steven I didn't ask you for help....I Still don't know how you get in here.." 😂😂😂😂

  • @unacomn
    @unacomn 7 лет назад +669

    ”To be honest, I still don't know"
    You really don't see people that honest in politics.

    • @austinjames199758
      @austinjames199758 7 лет назад +5

      unacomn He should put on his resume that he gave weapons to Qatar and Saudi, this helped create Isis and gave us a refugee problem, he also made our country extremely divided and sour, caused shit ton more national debt, affordable care act is about to raise in huge penalties forced by the irs under his command, he even knew about Hillary private server, but people are saying he didn't bring this topic to light, because he's practicing the same action himself, but not as extravagant as Hillary. Ps when his wife was trying to make America healthier she took funding from some of the most unhealthy companies including coke.

    • @unacomn
      @unacomn 7 лет назад +35

      It's amazing that you think I care.

    • @christianalmli9085
      @christianalmli9085 7 лет назад +3

      Yes you do, self irony is a staple way politicians use to seem relatable. Plus he didn't actually write those lines himself, the writer staff of the Late Show did.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 7 лет назад +31

      +Austin James
      Right - because no one ever sold weapons to those people before Obama! Wait... this just in... almost every President since WW II has been sending arms there! How did we miss that? But let's forget that detail. It's not as if the insurgency that became ISIS was armed with weapons from caches that Bush left unguarded or anything! What's that? They WERE? Oh my! But at least all the weapons he sent over there for the new Iraqi Army were recovered and did not fall into the hands of ISIS, so that's good news... oh, shit... But at least Bush wasn't silly enough to sign any treaties that would require the next President to pull out all our forces by 2012 whether it seemed like a good idea or not. What? It's called what? The Status of Forces Agreement? Negotiated and signed by the Bush administration? Hmmm - there has to be a way to save this narrative. I know! Obama is a socialist, Kenyan Muslim! So there!
      But he did divide the country what with intentionally being black and all. If he had been a real leader, he would have found a way to be white!
      But the dumb bastard ran up a little bit more debt than Bush did! That's why he is terrible! Just because Bush inherited a budget surplus and a good economy, and Obama got two wars, and the worst economic shitstorm in 80 years, and a huge deficit - he should have fixed it all right away!

    • @careonfaccioli
      @careonfaccioli 7 лет назад +1

      I don't think Obama would accept to answer some stupid stuff or even say unreal things about himself or anything about his time as president.

  • @Sweetheartbabez
    @Sweetheartbabez 7 лет назад +641

    Look at my president. I'm gonna miss him. I may even cry come November 8th. smh

    • @cayer1999
      @cayer1999 7 лет назад +19

      Sweetheartbabez he'll still be in office though

    • @1whetam1
      @1whetam1 7 лет назад

      xD

    • @poeticwaltz
      @poeticwaltz 7 лет назад +3

      vote for trump and you'll never be bored )

    • @allanthemanmccann1
      @allanthemanmccann1 7 лет назад +2

      poeticwaltz bored... Sigh.. I hope your joking

    • @fuel2obsessions
      @fuel2obsessions 7 лет назад +8

      Never bored true. But instead bored it's gonna be scared I rather be bored than scared

  • @MaegnasMw
    @MaegnasMw 3 года назад +5

    You guys don't know how lucky you were with this guy. Never, in the history of world politics, there was such a cool guy in such a powerful position. Able to make jokes AND take jokes, not taking himself or "looking serious" too seriously, a terrific sense of humor and a towering intellect behind it.
    And look what the replacement is....

  • @margaretsandeman1766
    @margaretsandeman1766 3 года назад +9

    This is genius. Obama is brilliant, great timing. Love that man. Xx

  • @elliottcsmith5447
    @elliottcsmith5447 3 года назад +1871

    "The results in November could change their lives forever..." it sounded like such hyperbole, almost cliche... and then... here we are in 2020 living with the results of that election. Amazing, right again.

    • @japion22
      @japion22 3 года назад +27

      The message still applies

    • @madeleinewalker838
      @madeleinewalker838 3 года назад +13

      Sorry past Elliot, but here we are in 2021 and the message applys but worse.

    • @mucha9196
      @mucha9196 3 года назад +4

      It’s like he saw into the future

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 3 года назад +8

      @@madeleinewalker838 I can't believe how ignorant we all were

    • @schroederscurrentevents3844
      @schroederscurrentevents3844 2 года назад +7

      So funny to me that all of y’all had to live with Trump for four years

  • @SamueITan
    @SamueITan 7 лет назад +479

    "At least an office with corners in it " REAL SMOOTH

  • @susanemitundo8578
    @susanemitundo8578 3 года назад +75

    Am not American. So I'm watching after Biden won. You took his advice, a bit late. You will be fine.

  • @michelleroberts793
    @michelleroberts793 8 месяцев назад +2

    Loved his answer about character references - several turkeys owe me a favor. I miss this man being in office.

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist 7 лет назад +714

    lol, the face of Obama after Stephen asked him where he was born xD

    • @NODRULE
      @NODRULE 7 лет назад +5

      KENYA

    • @God_Is_An_Atheist
      @God_Is_An_Atheist 7 лет назад +47

      infowars.com he's not born in Kenya and you know it... but judging by your name, I'm guessing that you don't care about facts

    • @jamesrothwell7474
      @jamesrothwell7474 7 лет назад +5

      Kenya.

    • @garyjones2561
      @garyjones2561 6 лет назад +2

      Just4MTF Kenya.

    • @isaacchua0405
      @isaacchua0405 6 лет назад +14

      Just4MTF hawaii

  • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898
    @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898 7 лет назад +491

    Kudos to the writing staff these are some clever jokes.

  • @drob9673
    @drob9673 3 года назад +15

    Still valid in 2020. Let's not get complacent like the last time... let's vote

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer 2 года назад +1

    "There wasn't a lot of room for advancement in my last job"
    🤣

  • @sppsports2449
    @sppsports2449 7 лет назад +1523

    Remove policy, remove politics all together.
    Barack Obama is the coolest president this country has ever seen.

    • @spee10
      @spee10 7 лет назад +28

      between Obama and Teddy Roosevelt.

    • @sabrajuma817
      @sabrajuma817 7 лет назад +12

      SPPSports the coolest president the world has ever seen👏🏽

    • @itsgracie5736
      @itsgracie5736 7 лет назад +50

      America Reigns did you come here just to "correct" people and get mad?

    • @jacobnunya808
      @jacobnunya808 6 лет назад +5

      Bruh, I want a nerd as president.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 6 лет назад +19

      Obama is the coolest leader the world has seen. Ever. I say that as a non-American.
      And then look what you did. 😫

  • @darenpaz4264
    @darenpaz4264 7 лет назад +660

    Oh Obama looking at these two candidates makes me miss you already

    • @emhullum4120
      @emhullum4120 7 лет назад +8

      That is a sad statement. Also, I can't believe Obama is shilling for Hillary. I guess that was the agreement they brokered in 2008.

    • @woo00oo0t
      @woo00oo0t 7 лет назад +17

      all you have are multiple conspiracies..no facts.

    • @Snafuski
      @Snafuski 7 лет назад +25

      Bullshit. And she's ok, unless you have swallowed twenty years' worth of right wing smearing and bullshitting. Then she's not. But most people with a mind of their own know that HRC has had a pretty good career, she's not perfect, but she's tough and has policies. Also, her battle with Obama was typical election rhetoric. But if you did not know about the attacks on her by the Rove clan, then you would not have noticed the election banter either. HRC and BHO are ambitious, but capable. They went t each other's throats. But not that badly.

    • @emhullum4120
      @emhullum4120 7 лет назад +4

      Wow, people have really bought into the pro-Hillary brainwashing that is on every news channel. There are a lot of stupid people on both sides.

    • @rainmaker690
      @rainmaker690 7 лет назад +6

      Uh,no, you're the stupid one for just being anti-Clinton just because that fucking idiot trumpf says go. End of story. We're not stupid because we don't just lay down and kiss trumpfs ass like he's the shit or something, which he isn't.

  • @gorgebutton5885
    @gorgebutton5885 3 года назад +1

    Obomer
    HE SAID CLOSE ENOUGH!!!
    IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iankatusiime6878
    @iankatusiime6878 3 года назад +21

    Honestly how can anyone not love this man? Gosh I miss him!

    • @shirayryu8071
      @shirayryu8071 2 года назад

      I'm supposed to hate him but no phreakin way he is cool smart and gentleman..

  • @TheDetherion
    @TheDetherion 7 лет назад +597

    Nobody can deny that Obama has incredible Charisma. Despite disagreeing strongly with some of his policy, he will be missed.

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX 7 лет назад +3

      He would have made a great DnD character

    • @maxwellosborn9990
      @maxwellosborn9990 7 лет назад +1

      De therion I couldn't agree more

    • @LODmann
      @LODmann 7 лет назад

      tinytanks

    • @templarking2
      @templarking2 7 лет назад +14

      I agree his foreign policy wasn't like 8 years of Bush. And for somebody who denies climate change that pegs you as some stupid teabagger following koch's brothers walking orders.

    • @Schmidtelpunkt
      @Schmidtelpunkt 7 лет назад +8

      "He was pretty bad and was too weak in promoting and supporting the expansion of the occidental freedoms" What leverage was left? You seem to think he could order them to do as he wants, but in politics, it is all about leverage and common goals. It was not his fault that under Bush the USA became an expansionistic nation invading countries left and right. The way the war in Iraq failed destroyed the nimbus of invincibility. At that point it was obvious that the cost of a war would be too high.
      So he did pretty much what Willy Brandt did when recognizing the GDR: he gave away something of no value to his nation in exchange for something opening up new options. This is not weak, in fact, it shows political will which is lacking in most democracies. If no republican walks over it, this change might be a bigger game changer than the war in iraq for the region over the next decades.
      And talking about the "expansion of occidental freedoms" - you are aware that the Iran shifted towards a much more open attitude from the point on Obama made clear that he did not consider the people of Iran as US enemies on Al Jazeera? For Iranian conditions, the current government is a reform government, which will slowly lead to the people getting back the power from the clerics. This is more than all Bush's and Reagans have achieved showing around their guns.

  • @JamieLandan
    @JamieLandan 7 лет назад +2161

    I think Americans had a fine president, a great man. The future is bleak after him. I mean, we have an actual clown running to be the next POTUS.

    • @ss4ecimase
      @ss4ecimase 7 лет назад +95

      Jay SF
      To be honest, I'd trust an actual clown a bit more than Trump :/

    • @cattiegrl4365
      @cattiegrl4365 7 лет назад +27

      Trump only WISHES he were Obama...Trump is so darn jealous..Ialways thought that. Obama is a class act, great role model and has an incredible wife

    • @JJJameson.
      @JJJameson. 7 лет назад +4

      Jay SF I still don't fully understand why so many people hate him

    • @wordforger
      @wordforger 7 лет назад +6

      At a time when clowns have been deemed to be both dangerous and terrifying.

    • @JamieLandan
      @JamieLandan 7 лет назад

      ANIMANIA you're a star! 😁

  • @user-hy7jz3mq8q
    @user-hy7jz3mq8q Месяц назад +1

    Colbert you’re so funny! All these years. In tears

  • @froboythestud
    @froboythestud 7 лет назад +1437

    One of the funniest presidents we'll ever have

    • @SchaferTheRicer
      @SchaferTheRicer 7 лет назад +9

      Hes not funny. Look up George Bush and laugh your ass off

    • @reo9460
      @reo9460 7 лет назад

      froboythestud Reagan!

    • @gdw967
      @gdw967 7 лет назад +7

      Actually Bush wasn't funny at all, more like laughable.

    • @cathsaigh2197
      @cathsaigh2197 7 лет назад

      You say that now, but who will it be if Trump gets elected?

    • @SchaferTheRicer
      @SchaferTheRicer 7 лет назад +1

      Olli Casey I love Trump hes a savage. Hillary is the one whos laughing at the American people and not feeling pity

  • @CapCityMover
    @CapCityMover 7 лет назад +360

    Lets just extend his term. Forget the election.

    • @Tuchulu
      @Tuchulu 7 лет назад +9

      let's put Trump and Hillary in Guantanamo and make Obama Acting President

    • @VoiceofKane3
      @VoiceofKane3 7 лет назад +17

      s Contreras Alas, that's against the rules. But Michelle, though...

    • @woody_you_want
      @woody_you_want 7 лет назад +13

      s Contreras Yeah I was never a fan of his policy but at least he seems like a good dude. Used to be excited for him to leave, now I wish he could stay.

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 7 лет назад +4

      There are still people who think Obama is corrupt. The 22nd Amendment is meant to reduce that kind of tension with the government.
      Buzzkill Train just arrived in the station. Choo-choo mofos

  • @rjb112010
    @rjb112010 3 года назад +2

    I'm watching this on January 20, 2021.
    We let him down once but oh my goodness am I glad the past four years are over! We promoted your BFF to the position now. Phew!

  • @Catalystresource
    @Catalystresource Год назад +4

    I don't know how they could both keep a straight face during this bit but they played it to the 10's! Watch Obama's final press dinner (?) speech online that is better than many top stand up comedians! He is so missed for so many reasons.

  • @roguereaper1330
    @roguereaper1330 3 года назад +1713

    A man with class, intelligence, and a sense of humor. We went from that to... whatever the hell we have now.

    • @jenniferaraujo7349
      @jenniferaraujo7349 3 года назад +4

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    • @nooneuknoww
      @nooneuknoww 3 года назад +18

      what we have now is a clown

    • @designervase2103
      @designervase2103 3 года назад +6

      @@bK2pa 😂 not even close

    • @JG-of8hg
      @JG-of8hg 3 года назад +9

      Went to a shrivelled tangerine ..

    • @yasaralir
      @yasaralir 3 года назад +4

      Back on track, congrats.

  • @AxelQC
    @AxelQC 7 лет назад +579

    I know of a vacancy that they are having a hard time filling: the US Supreme Court. President Obama is a Constitutional Law Professor, not to mention former State Senator, former US Senator, and a 2-term President.

    • @JaronLindow
      @JaronLindow 7 лет назад +108

      No can do. The heat from conservative heads exploding would melt the ice caps and we'd lose Florida.

    • @25flaky
      @25flaky 7 лет назад +60

      is that really a bad thing though?

    • @acchaladka
      @acchaladka 7 лет назад +16

      C0nspiracy Also he's never practised law, or sat on the bench...if I were him I'd go for something like county judge in Hawaii. Everyone needs some down time.

    • @claframboise
      @claframboise 7 лет назад +4

      i fail to see the down side

    • @waterwind2266
      @waterwind2266 7 лет назад +21

      I'm all for that, but I imagine he wants to get as far away from politics as he can and I do not blame him one bit!

  • @taleoftwowolvesasmr3381
    @taleoftwowolvesasmr3381 Год назад +3

    Funniest world leader hands down
    "The only person with more power was my wife"

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 3 года назад +2

    THE GOOD TIMES.
    Oh my SWEET GOD how I've missed you. 😭😭😭

  • @MrPorkistan786
    @MrPorkistan786 7 лет назад +1554

    from Obama to trump... seriously

    • @ThaMobstarr
      @ThaMobstarr 7 лет назад +81

      Obama will probably the only US-president with humour in a long time.

    • @TopSecretName
      @TopSecretName 7 лет назад +21

      +ThaMobstarr Trump is an entertainer. He will be quite humorous during his presidency.

    • @LeYt0nG
      @LeYt0nG 7 лет назад +10

      America Reigns relax man ..your guy won...why so stressed...remember its all about the country

    • @TopSecretName
      @TopSecretName 7 лет назад +2

      +America Reigns Dude, what? I voted for President Trump. I was just acknowledging that he will be able to make the American people smile for the next 8 years, much like Ronald Reagan did.

    • @hamishoreilly9498
      @hamishoreilly9498 7 лет назад +11

      +Top Secret Name are you going to smile when trump implements a tariff that mirrors a policy that was a huge contributor to the Great Depression. Are the Americans that have lived in America all their life but were visiting relatives and now can not return to their homes smiling. Will u smile when the more people turn to extremism due to the discrimination against Muslims.

  • @Oxyhawk
    @Oxyhawk 7 лет назад +292

    "And I did get the nobel peace price"
    "Oh really? What was that for?"
    "To be honest I still don't know"
    Being from Norway I found that hilarious

    • @ExecOrder-rz2mm
      @ExecOrder-rz2mm 7 лет назад

      LOL

    • @smartlp3010
      @smartlp3010 7 лет назад +3

      yeah that was pure Comedy Gold.

    • @Goreuncle
      @Goreuncle 7 лет назад +2

      +Smart LP
      Actually, that was probably the only honest answer he gave.

    • @smartlp3010
      @smartlp3010 7 лет назад

      Goreuncle does it matter?

    • @mememejst
      @mememejst 7 лет назад +2

      it must be the drone strikes

  • @MagnusAnand
    @MagnusAnand 3 года назад +3

    “To be honest I still don’t know”
    EPIC!

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 3 года назад +1

    ... It hurts when I do that.
    "Don't do that!" 😅👏🏻

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 7 лет назад +491

    This is a very big man. And Trump is too small.