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  • Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) advertises his God Bless the USA bible.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @VundalI
    @VundalI Месяц назад +3688

    Really missed an opportunity for cutting the book of judges "Judges...not a fan of judges."

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio Месяц назад +165

      Best comment of the day.

    • @DeKitten
      @DeKitten Месяц назад +89

      This would've been perfect!!!!

    • @Standardqueso
      @Standardqueso Месяц назад +86

      You owned internet today.

    • @MrDezCTE
      @MrDezCTE Месяц назад +56

      Most underrated comment 🔥

    • @bobbypinkston9374
      @bobbypinkston9374 Месяц назад +59

      Comment so nice wish I could like it twice.

  • @DravenGal
    @DravenGal Месяц назад +4023

    Imagine being a sketch show that doesn't even need to write lines for a character, they can just use his own words.

    • @gkennedy2998
      @gkennedy2998 Месяц назад +141

      Exactly like Sarah Palin.

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal Месяц назад +83

      @@gkennedy2998 True. And Tina Fey was masterful playing her. I don't like Sarah Palin, but I do give her points for going on the show and being able to poke fun at herself. Orange Nero would NEVER do that. Ever. I've been trying to think of any time I've actually seen him laugh, and can't think of a single time. Not even in the 80s.

    • @aristotlewasnotafanofplato3661
      @aristotlewasnotafanofplato3661 Месяц назад

      @@DravenGal Trump's fraud at his "Trump University", was despicable. But, I would hasten to remind the comments section it is unwise to hold up any administration without scrutiny. Including Biden, Obama, Clinton, Bush, Bush Jr... People either loathe Trump or Love him, neither make him great, nor awful compared to others.

    • @DavidEdwards9801
      @DavidEdwards9801 Месяц назад +8

      There was a writer's strike... lol

    • @DravenGal
      @DravenGal Месяц назад +20

      @@DavidEdwards9801Yeah, there was also one years ago. What's your point?

  • @katerodger
    @katerodger Месяц назад +353

    James is soooooooo accurate, omg - the way his cadence changes "but...I'm not doing this for money... " everything, so good.💸💸💸

    • @tinasepulveda1895
      @tinasepulveda1895 Месяц назад +4

      lmao it was funny 😂😂

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 Месяц назад +4

      They should get hom more padding lol

    • @isaiahayers1550
      @isaiahayers1550 Месяц назад +1

      It's truly great. I never stop being amazed at how comprehensive his impression is. The facial expressions, the cadences, the inflection, the breathing, the hand movements, the sudden, loud bursts, and on and on. There's only one flaw and that's that Trump's voice is not always so gravely. Sometimes it's a higher pitch and maybe a bit more nasal. But it's still the best overall impression I've seen/heard by far.

    • @dl2725
      @dl2725 Месяц назад

      Amazing, I agree. But he’s sounding a lot too lucid for present-day Trump

  • @cyndykated358
    @cyndykated358 Месяц назад +579

    I heard he added a Chapter 11! 😂🤣

  • @jasonw7521
    @jasonw7521 Месяц назад +3590

    "Sounds like a joke, and in many ways it is, but its also very real" 😂😂

    • @jonathantifone8001
      @jonathantifone8001 Месяц назад +69

      We are the punchline.

    • @helenryan5217
      @helenryan5217 Месяц назад +73

      This sums up Trump's whole campaign.

    • @josephcamhi5676
      @josephcamhi5676 Месяц назад

      ThraIIs of the Democratic Party confuse DNC propaganda on SNL with reality.

    • @wolfmare50
      @wolfmare50 Месяц назад +36

      A dangerous joke.

    • @allison4970
      @allison4970 Месяц назад +22

      ​@@wolfmare50 Dangerous, unfunny, and completely unhinged.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Месяц назад +904

    “Made from 100% Bible”, “Bing bing bong” TF, I CANT 😂😂

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx Месяц назад +20

      Trump is speaking in tongues

    • @joannewitzkowski3407
      @joannewitzkowski3407 Месяц назад +17

      Forked ones.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 Месяц назад +18

      Should be holding it upside down. 😂😂

    • @jamesdacc2068
      @jamesdacc2068 Месяц назад +2

      @@veramae4098Good observation. They definitely missed that opportunity😆.

    • @jc8258
      @jc8258 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Praetoreon
    @Praetoreon Месяц назад +365

    “Bing bong bing bing bing, trespass, DAILY BREAD!” 😂

  • @carolynscherer3996
    @carolynscherer3996 Месяц назад +133

    'Please lead us into temptation' 😂

  • @jg5571
    @jg5571 Месяц назад +1387

    The scariest part is that half of it was actual things he said

    • @RachaelCollins-
      @RachaelCollins- Месяц назад +6

      😊 I'm not scared, I'm scarred...❤
      ReMember back in the old days they used to sell these gigantic Bibles for like 20.00
      That's not the one I read.
      I know a fella that collects Bibles, the small or medium ones... That's how he rolls his tobacco sometimes. Or used to.
      You don't wanna see crazy 😂

    • @TobiasKundig
      @TobiasKundig Месяц назад +38

      What do you mean Half!? More like 99%.

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick Месяц назад +22

      I noticed that, too. Further proof that the man is satire-proof. Nothing you can do will be any more preposterous than he is.

    • @headoverheels88
      @headoverheels88 Месяц назад +13

      Literally. When asked by a super christiany movie producer what part he liked about the film Trump said, "I very much so like the beginning... and the end... and the story that happened". Weirdo

    • @sunnybearbuds
      @sunnybearbuds Месяц назад

      For sure.

  • @4card4ever
    @4card4ever Месяц назад +171

    The line between reality and satire has never been so blurred.

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Месяц назад

      Oh it’s been over. Politics has become comedy and Comedy has become the topic of serious political discussions. Listen closely. For years.

  • @QueenBDreamwalker
    @QueenBDreamwalker Месяц назад +84

    If this Truth wasn't so terrifying it could be hilarious as a comedy sketch 😳

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 Месяц назад +71

    Trumps Bible comes with Crayola crayons.

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Месяц назад +3

      Another missed opportunity for SNL. They could have had the illustrations be coloring pages.

    • @psyckohero1002
      @psyckohero1002 Месяц назад +3

      I think it comes with orange highlighter for your favorite passages

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Месяц назад +2

      I think he'd sell the ones with unsafe chemicals.

  • @NasXShady
    @NasXShady Месяц назад +487

    “The other side has Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter, or a son who’s taking dance classes” 😂

    • @wjrasmussen666
      @wjrasmussen666 Месяц назад +8

      Always ad one more thing to the bit...

  • @Coop20
    @Coop20 Месяц назад +1835

    From the standpoint of not liking fruit 😂

    • @veganbadass
      @veganbadass Месяц назад +21

      he should have said "I prefer McDonald's hamburgers or tater tots.... with ketchup... and sometimes I might throw it onto the wall... not because I'm having a tantrum but because I'm an artist"."

    • @carolinedewey6838
      @carolinedewey6838 Месяц назад +3

      Got it . . lol

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Месяц назад +6

      @@veganbadass *hamberders

    • @patriciafry8634
      @patriciafry8634 Месяц назад

      Fabulous

    • @user-ft6og5vl6n
      @user-ft6og5vl6n Месяц назад +3

      Or vegetables, or any healthy food for that matter

  • @kristentindle3075
    @kristentindle3075 Месяц назад +49

    More accurate had he held the Bible upside down ROFL

  • @SeanBell-vx8qm
    @SeanBell-vx8qm Месяц назад +14770

    If you are not in the financial market space right now, you are making a huge mistake. I understand that it could be due to ignorance, but if you want to make your money work for you... prevent inflation

    • @gracebrebda7543
      @gracebrebda7543 Месяц назад +1

      Thanks for continuing updates I'd rather trade the crypto market as it's more profitable. I make a good amount of money per week even though I barely trade myself.

    • @SeanBell-vx8qm
      @SeanBell-vx8qm Месяц назад +1

      A lot of people still make massive profit from the crypto market, all you really need is a relevant information and some ‹professional advice. ‹it's totally inappropriate for investors to hang on while suffering from dip during significant

    • @gracebrebda7543
      @gracebrebda7543 Месяц назад

      You trade also?, I

    • @SeanBell-vx8qm
      @SeanBell-vx8qm Месяц назад +1

      No I don't trade on my own anymore, I always required help and assistance

    • @SeanBell-vx8qm
      @SeanBell-vx8qm Месяц назад

      From my personal financial advisor

  • @rachealdiyaolu6762
    @rachealdiyaolu6762 Месяц назад +847

    The “lead us into temptations” completely flew over their heads but was too funny 😂

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx Месяц назад +1

      You reminded me of The Three Bells

    • @mrlaw711
      @mrlaw711 Месяц назад +10

      Should be "lead us into detentions."

    • @machonsote918
      @machonsote918 Месяц назад +2

      Yes, it's "lead us 'not' into temptation"......but taking it seriously..........The Christian "Father" DOES "lead into temptation" but we're asking through this prayer NOT TO DO IT TO US.
      What kind of nonsense is that?....................Most people are saying "Huh?........hadn't thought about that...".

    • @nicomoreno5028
      @nicomoreno5028 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@machonsote918Are you a gnostic?

    • @machonsote918
      @machonsote918 Месяц назад +1

      @@nicomoreno5028 : What's "gnostic"?...............and how do you get that from what I wrote?

  • @kaoko111
    @kaoko111 Месяц назад +976

    When they said that fascism would come to the US wrapped in a flag with a cross i didn't think it would be this literal.

    • @rdelrosso1973
      @rdelrosso1973 Месяц назад +40

      Me neither.
      I think Sinclair Lewis said that.

    • @DolesP...
      @DolesP... Месяц назад

      If you're American, please vote and encourage others to do as well. Trust me, we don't want to find out what Fascism is like. This guy may come across as an idiotic clown, and in many aspects he probably is, but I believe he's ruthless. With the brain of a child and a sadistic mind, he's probably of the Nero types that don't give a sh*t about lives they don't value. Therefore I believe it'd be a bloodbath, pun intended here, before we realize it's too late. Let's not find out. Democracy might be messy but let's vote to keep our government's feet to the fire rather than placing our entire destiny in the hands of a narcissist!

    • @lumenader
      @lumenader Месяц назад

      Fascism is joe Biden , take your guns tax your people big government . Dope

    • @Ratatatdat
      @Ratatatdat Месяц назад

      Yea but the left just loves fascism!

    • @httr94
      @httr94 Месяц назад

      Hilarious that you truly think Trumpers are fascists. Leftists are the biggest fascists today.

  • @alanmorris7669
    @alanmorris7669 Месяц назад +233

    First, Trump tried to sell us steaks, then he tried to sell us a school, next he tried selling us sneakers, now he's trying to sell us the scriptures. LMAO!

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Месяц назад +12

      Don’t forget the IPO DJT Truth Social! Lmao 😂😂😂 The Art of the Con.

    • @seanwalker6052
      @seanwalker6052 Месяц назад +3

      Don't forget the steaks

    • @leogrogan1923
      @leogrogan1923 Месяц назад +4

      @@EddemnityThe art of the con? My, my, aren’t we original. Perhaps YOU should work for SNL with that wit(less).

    • @vaderthekittenchannel1979
      @vaderthekittenchannel1979 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @leogrogan1923
      @leogrogan1923 Месяц назад +1

      @@vaderthekittenchannel1979 Obviously, you are amused easily.

  • @bobbyblair1084
    @bobbyblair1084 Месяц назад +19

    I Cannot go pass this without watching it again, and again I get a big laugh out of it..

  • @johndoe-ep7qk
    @johndoe-ep7qk Месяц назад +1044

    "hallowed be be be....bing bing bong...trespass....daily BREAD!..." brilliant

    • @texassunshine6934
      @texassunshine6934 Месяц назад +61

      …and please lead us into temptation…and pay our automobiles 😂

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT Месяц назад +21

      "Trespass daily, bread..."

    • @marlabrown8022
      @marlabrown8022 Месяц назад +7

      Tremendous! 😂

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx Месяц назад

      Automo-bills@@texassunshine6934

    • @gelmann2
      @gelmann2 Месяц назад

      Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Месяц назад +2654

    James' Trump impression never gets old, He really nails the cadence

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 Месяц назад +122

      Want Alec Baldwin to come back and do Trump though mainly because it makes Donald so angry .

    • @tiffanyanderson9437
      @tiffanyanderson9437 Месяц назад +36

      And every now and again, his eyes say “Do you believe this guy?!?” Priceless.

    • @knjn5696
      @knjn5696 Месяц назад +42

      Just hand him an award already! He is so good

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Месяц назад +2

      You should take a basic English class.

    • @collina5673
      @collina5673 Месяц назад +15

      Gillis does a better job imo

  • @GTOGregory
    @GTOGregory Месяц назад +22

    I'm waiting for the abridged gold letter version with Trump's comments in the margins. 🤣

  • @outdoorasmr
    @outdoorasmr Месяц назад +7

    They way they made his sleeves loose around his hands to make them look tiny 😂🤣 lol!!

  • @SayYoJ
    @SayYoJ Месяц назад +4832

    "as you know, I love Bible"
    "I'm not doing this for the money, I'm doing this for the glory of God and for pandering and mostly for money"
    The accuracy is frightening 😩

    • @wolvesetc
      @wolvesetc Месяц назад +94

      That line was so spot on

    • @diegojines-us9pc
      @diegojines-us9pc Месяц назад +99

      this orange jesus is trying to MAKE 20 pieces of silver.

    • @boomupengineering
      @boomupengineering Месяц назад

      The democrats have cornered the market on pandering. Sorry.

    • @sirreadsalot786
      @sirreadsalot786 Месяц назад +85

      The weird thing is that Trump does it all the time. He tells a lie and the truth in the same sentence.

    • @trevorcarey3997
      @trevorcarey3997 Месяц назад +1

      Now he’s selling a bible for $60 during holy week, and the proceeds may go toward covering his legal fees for paying off an adult film star that he cheated behind the wife, some christian value, Sad

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Месяц назад +1137

    I love how JAJ said, " my favorite part is the end'' on his bible rant. Thats the book of revelations seems fitting.

    • @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals Месяц назад

      But when asked, the real Traitor tRump said he didn't have a favorite verse or favorite part of his"favorite book" and that he liked the Old and New Testament equally. 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy Месяц назад +27

      That was my favorite part of the skit

    • @MarsCapone
      @MarsCapone Месяц назад

      MAGA=Mark of the Beast “sealed upon their foreheads” or whatever

    • @andrewcash7156
      @andrewcash7156 Месяц назад +50

      Republicans do want to hurry up and fulfill those "prophecies."

    • @ricky.alonso
      @ricky.alonso Месяц назад

      @@andrewcash7156 because they are dangerously deluded. They're SICK.

  • @mushdogful
    @mushdogful Месяц назад +24

    How can something he's never read be his favorite book?

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Месяц назад +3

      If it makes him more money than any other book.

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Месяц назад +3

      He hasn’t read A book since the third grade. 😂😂😂

  • @niecejohns1027
    @niecejohns1027 Месяц назад +27

    James Austin Johnson just set his place in history.

  • @KCMasterpiece0527
    @KCMasterpiece0527 Месяц назад +647

    God, he really has the voice down pat.
    The “bing, bing, bing” part has me dying

    • @DancerGirl-24
      @DancerGirl-24 Месяц назад +4

      If you think he has the voice down, you'll reall love J L Cauvin - look him up.

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough Месяц назад +7

      It amazes me that when he tilts his head back and squints, he looks EXACTLY like trump...
      (also, 110 likes deserves a comment... bing bing, bong)

    • @kingsnakebjj2151
      @kingsnakebjj2151 Месяц назад +2

      That one literally dropped me to my knees. I wasn't READY!!!

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough Месяц назад

      @@kingsnakebjj2151 HE WADENT REDDY!

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough Месяц назад

      this bliss

  • @dan_hitchman007
    @dan_hitchman007 Месяц назад +449

    The first 10 callers in the next 5 minutes also receive a set of Trump steak knives and a subpoena!

    • @glenngrossman7354
      @glenngrossman7354 Месяц назад +15

      Shipping and handling are separate.

    • @babesimmons4017
      @babesimmons4017 Месяц назад +6

      Funny!😅😂

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 Месяц назад +14

      And lawyers get disbarred at no extra cost!!!

    • @user-pg9yj4be6x
      @user-pg9yj4be6x Месяц назад +7

      I called but they were out of Knifes so I took the AR

    • @robertbeining141
      @robertbeining141 Месяц назад +6

      @dam_hitchman007 LMFAO!!! No doubt!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @itsthepens
    @itsthepens Месяц назад +6

    ‘Made from 100% Bible’ made me spit Diet Coke all over myself 😂😂😂

  • @jessehoffman5302
    @jessehoffman5302 Месяц назад +22

    that guy has his inflection down so perfectly. very impressive.

  • @bookgirlny8511
    @bookgirlny8511 Месяц назад +569

    “Made from a 100% Bible” 😂

    • @shellie5617
      @shellie5617 Месяц назад +18

      Sold for $6.66

    • @robbycarson4999
      @robbycarson4999 Месяц назад

      No trees were hurt in the making of this Bible. It is made from 100% recycled Bibles!!

    • @nicholasmaude6906
      @nicholasmaude6906 Месяц назад +7

      @@shellie5617 More like $66.6😉😁.

    • @tictaccandy9217
      @tictaccandy9217 Месяц назад +2

      Yet it's still missing two books 😂

    • @Buttercup84
      @Buttercup84 Месяц назад

      His favorite number

  • @p.montserratsa
    @p.montserratsa Месяц назад +330

    1:38 "I´m selling Bibles! Look at this beautiful Bible, made from a 100% Bible" that's actually peak comedy

    • @Flyinglotus25
      @Flyinglotus25 Месяц назад +4

      If that is peak comedy to you then holy shit you live under a rock.

    • @practicalwerewolf
      @practicalwerewolf Месяц назад +3

      Comedy, like all forms of entertainment, is entirely subjective. Arguing about what's funny or not is like arguing about your favorite color 😂

    • @scotmandel6699
      @scotmandel6699 Месяц назад

      Not really pretty lame actually and I'm a huge DJT fan who was just hoping it would be funny but it wasn't close to being so.

    • @syyner1748
      @syyner1748 Месяц назад

      @@jds3068 You're crying pretty hard there buddy. You ok??

    • @syyner1748
      @syyner1748 Месяц назад

      @@Flyinglotus25 wtf do you care?? Are you a butthurt trumper?

  • @briengakaplan-b1550
    @briengakaplan-b1550 Месяц назад +12

    I think everybody missed him and Moses in the baskets were like Mario Kart 😂😂😂

  • @mr.ceoofdecision
    @mr.ceoofdecision Месяц назад +13

    James is so good, this was a hilarious sketch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bjy001
    @Bjy001 Месяц назад +858

    OMG the neck! Props to the makeup department. lol.

    • @abb0tt
      @abb0tt Месяц назад +54

      They should add the bronzer in a horribly applied fashion.

    • @roundtwo3321
      @roundtwo3321 Месяц назад +9

      @@abb0tt with the gold highlights that he's now wearing.

    • @TahTwinkletoes
      @TahTwinkletoes Месяц назад +37

      They definitely got the turkey neck fold spot on! 🎯 😂

    • @RuleofFive
      @RuleofFive Месяц назад

      Yes they nailed the Trump neckgina.

    • @kwamebrown5701
      @kwamebrown5701 Месяц назад

      His neck should be featured on porn hub

  • @lisa0795
    @lisa0795 Месяц назад +614

    He’s so good at doing Trump. “I love bible, it’s my favourite book” 😂😂😂

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Месяц назад +27

      Right behind his other favorite book Mein Kampf.

    • @jakeholmannf
      @jakeholmannf Месяц назад +10

      ​@@Lonewolfmike Heh, thought he could've included a line about keeping both on his bedside table when I heard that line!

    • @MikeJ2023
      @MikeJ2023 Месяц назад +8

      Inaccurate depiction he let those women leave and didn’t grab them by the 🐱.

    • @lisa0795
      @lisa0795 Месяц назад +1

      @@MikeJ2023 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Месяц назад

      @@MikeJ2023 Donnie is a serial serial sexual predator and that has been known for decades. There are so many different women who have said Donnie sexually assaulted them it isn't funny. On top of that he was a really good friend of Epstien and there are many, many pictures to prove it.

  • @ajf5823
    @ajf5823 Месяц назад +30

    Totally nailed Trump!

  • @JennHolt
    @JennHolt Месяц назад +7

    This was perfect. Like a perfect phone call.

  • @JonesJr876
    @JonesJr876 Месяц назад +239

    This was so good. Every sentence had something. No fluff, all purpose and on point.

    • @sonneversets3530
      @sonneversets3530 Месяц назад

      Nothing compared to God’s Holy Word.
      And His Promises.
      That Sucker Punch winding up promises to be a real _doozy._
      The targets won’t be laughing then.
      But God sure will be. ;)
      Good luck w/it. 😁

  • @JSythe
    @JSythe Месяц назад +396

    Reeboks are fast, Nikes are faster, trump sneakers are the fasicsts!

    • @shannonbennett5692
      @shannonbennett5692 Месяц назад

      You say that as you tax the poor to death, take away guns from law abiding citizens, want to jail people for speech, take away jobs based on flu shot status yeah were totally the fascists.

    • @andreasboesch9922
      @andreasboesch9922 Месяц назад +23

      Good one!

    • @thenightporter
      @thenightporter Месяц назад +8

      I am using that

    • @bobbywason9572
      @bobbywason9572 Месяц назад +4

      I like this one.
      Thanks!
      Bob The Builder👷

    • @ShinyBurrito
      @ShinyBurrito Месяц назад +2

      Everything is "fascist" to you 🤣

  • @MyEconomics101
    @MyEconomics101 Месяц назад +23

    Not orange enough.
    Not fat enough.

    • @gerrybailey447
      @gerrybailey447 Месяц назад +1

      But you can't fault the message, as he likes to say, that's the whole deal.

    • @pwd1134
      @pwd1134 21 день назад

      Doesn't sniff kids though

  • @dwrbrtsn
    @dwrbrtsn Месяц назад +8

    I've watched SNL since the beginning and I would have to say that it's one of the best openings ever.

    • @ShinyBurrito
      @ShinyBurrito Месяц назад

      Sydney Sweeney's chest was better. Her hooters skit was better than this SNL dumpster fire episode too.

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Месяц назад

      Gumby

  • @scottgodkins2017
    @scottgodkins2017 Месяц назад +258

    Omgggggg. The addition of the bing-bing-bong was perfect. 🤣

    • @TheThemacgurl
      @TheThemacgurl Месяц назад

      Wow, Crazy world we live in. The Democrat's and Biden Administration want to make Easter about recognizing Transgenders AND they are attacking Donald Trump for making a video where he says: You need the Bible for your Heart and for your Soul" "All Americans need a Bible in their home" "We must protect content that is Pro God" and Trump said: "We must not let the Media or the Left Wing Groups to Silence, Censor or Discriminate against us" Also the Bible he is endorsing includes the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ! Trump takes no profits from sale of the Bible - it goes to Lee Greenwood.

  • @gabrieldodds9081
    @gabrieldodds9081 Месяц назад +731

    "If you have a daughter, or a son that's taking dance classes"
    "In the name of the father, the son, and the easter bunny"
    😂😂😂

    • @drkprnc87
      @drkprnc87 Месяц назад +27

      bing bing bing, bong bong

    • @brady8257
      @brady8257 Месяц назад +5

      Don’t mention anything Easter related on trans visibility day!!

    • @rpowarz
      @rpowarz Месяц назад +18

      ​@brady8257 Calm down cowboy.
      It's leap year and the next time Easter falls on March 31st is 2086.
      You'll be just fine sweety.

    • @sexydictator3241
      @sexydictator3241 Месяц назад

      ​@@brady8257I mean, next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday. 😂

    • @brady8257
      @brady8257 Месяц назад

      @@rpowarz If pollsters could find the invisible trans voters it would help Biden’s numbers.

  • @ChillyWillyJr
    @ChillyWillyJr Месяц назад +20

    Trump reads the Bible about as much as I read instructions from IKEA! 😂😂

    • @scottrosenthal3437
      @scottrosenthal3437 Месяц назад +1

      I wasn't aware he could read. I haven't put anything together from IKEA recently but I thought it was all pictures! Even that's probably too deep for Dumpf.

  • @tomsampson8084
    @tomsampson8084 Месяц назад +8

    A bunch of things Trump has never read understood or cared about. The bible, the constitution, or reality. He is the best con man that has ever lived.

  • @suzannefarrington4143
    @suzannefarrington4143 Месяц назад +161

    JAJ does a great shift from phrase to phrase-those quick inhalations, varied speeds, growling to the higher pitch. Wow! Such talent.

  • @da3855
    @da3855 Месяц назад +1046

    I’m so happy SNL decided to spoof the Trump Bible infomercial 😂

    • @heatherstarling1653
      @heatherstarling1653 Месяц назад +20

      I knew three days ago. And it did not disappoint 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😆

    • @ryanjohnson3615
      @ryanjohnson3615 Месяц назад +22

      I think I laughed harder at the original but not in a good way.

    • @impala359
      @impala359 Месяц назад +11

      It was on my bingo card after I saw the original

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Месяц назад +7

      Imagine needing something so bitter and unfunny to make your life happier. Kind of embarrassing...

    • @user-vo2cw5yu9w
      @user-vo2cw5yu9w Месяц назад +51

      @@YUMLiberalTears LOL your tears are delicious.

  • @mpaloutz
    @mpaloutz Месяц назад +3

    The spot on description of a mission trip...😂

  • @cattheminion
    @cattheminion Месяц назад +6

    I wasn't prepared for Hello Kitty 😄

  • @bigbagoforanges
    @bigbagoforanges Месяц назад +103

    "The other side does Hello, Kitty, if you have a daughter or perhaps a son who takes dance classes." Hilarious.

    • @firsttimeblogbyrana4821
      @firsttimeblogbyrana4821 Месяц назад

      ajkerkhobor2024.blogspot.com

    • @timscott84
      @timscott84 Месяц назад +4

      And they said you couldn't have jokes like that these days. See it's funny without being offensive but just silly.

  • @EriqKoontz
    @EriqKoontz Месяц назад +450

    I mean, the skit WROTE ITSELF!!
    As Stephen Colbert says, if Trump leaves politics, late-night comedians will have to actually start working hard. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @yesm2302
      @yesm2302 Месяц назад +7

      He should speak for himself 😂

    • @EarlHayward
      @EarlHayward Месяц назад +3

      Said the man that supports an administration that says on Easter there shall be no religious symbols on the Easter eggs! It doesn’t matter which side, they are both tragicomedies!

    • @yesm2302
      @yesm2302 Месяц назад +6

      @@EarlHayward So said the man who still considers himself a late night comedian.. (as opposed to a political hack)

    • @tomorrowedwards8374
      @tomorrowedwards8374 Месяц назад

      High 5!

    • @Eddemnity
      @Eddemnity Месяц назад

      The News Networks too😂😂😂

  • @douglasthomecavarzan9677
    @douglasthomecavarzan9677 Месяц назад +7

    damn... his impression is tight

  • @rgrif777
    @rgrif777 Месяц назад +9

    I didn't know SNL had the real Trump on for Easter.

  • @paulcooper8818
    @paulcooper8818 Месяц назад +209

    "Includes the Constitution and Pledge Of Allegiance and I don't know maybe Miranda Rights." --- so funny

    • @neuvocastezero1838
      @neuvocastezero1838 Месяц назад +3

      Until it's not.

    • @johnclark6424
      @johnclark6424 Месяц назад +7

      Miranda Rights is perfect

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Месяц назад

      A nice play on the fact that the bill of rights has been mentioned as being in it separate from the fact that the constitution is in it.

  • @steelblade1
    @steelblade1 Месяц назад +536

    Did anyone else notice the unicorns loading on the ark?

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Месяц назад +51

      Oh yeah, I did. The graphics department was having some fun 😂

    • @graceperez5620
      @graceperez5620 Месяц назад +7

      Yes😂😂

    • @stevepeterson5943
      @stevepeterson5943 Месяц назад +23

      That's the only reason they survived!

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 Месяц назад +15

      The Bible actually does mention unicorns, which means that they would therefore have to have been on the Ark. This is actually a thing in apologetic circles.

    • @majorneptunejr
      @majorneptunejr Месяц назад +18

      @@lnsflare1 But no mention of dinosaurs. Because they did not know they had existed. Yet somehow they knew how heaven earth was formed .

  • @mightyjohn1854
    @mightyjohn1854 Месяц назад +4

    This guy really nails the voice!

  • @TheThinkInstitute
    @TheThinkInstitute Месяц назад +7

    Easter is not the celebration of the "rebirth of Christ" (???) but rather His resurrection from the dead. That might seem like a small detail, but it has huge implications, and it would have been really easy to get right. We've been talking about it for literally 2K years.

    • @danielbecerra669
      @danielbecerra669 Месяц назад +1

      & the way they use tht sacred moment in time to make fun of sumebody whos far better off than our current Real joke of a president..😅😅

  • @ELWest1000
    @ELWest1000 Месяц назад +97

    That "bing bong bing" prayer thing killed me 🤣

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Месяц назад +2225

    Only Trump could get away with selling off brand sneakers and bibles, This man is shameless

    • @victorybeginsinthegarden
      @victorybeginsinthegarden Месяц назад +217

      Don't forget steaks, water, vodka and fake schools

    • @cardinalRG
      @cardinalRG Месяц назад +141

      @@victorybeginsinthegarden -- And selling himself as a "stable genius".

    • @Bogg8oo
      @Bogg8oo Месяц назад +135

      Watch out, if you try to hold him accountable you’ll be labeled a leftist

    • @victorybeginsinthegarden
      @victorybeginsinthegarden Месяц назад +12

      @@cardinalRG true

    • @JamesJones-mm2nm
      @JamesJones-mm2nm Месяц назад +25

      Don’t worry he won’t get away with it!

  • @beckyfordsullivan6877
    @beckyfordsullivan6877 Месяц назад +4

    Not enough orange make up

  • @rashidasnead865
    @rashidasnead865 Месяц назад +7

    SNL NEVER DISAPPOINTS… lol

    • @TheJ1961
      @TheJ1961 23 дня назад

      All the time..they lost allot of viewers.

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 Месяц назад +633

    When you can literally violate every commandment and still sell Bibles.

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Месяц назад +7

      Which ones did he violate? Cite them with examples, thanks.

    • @maddenlegend922
      @maddenlegend922 Месяц назад +16

      To Trump, his commandment is the only thing he needs.

    • @maddenlegend922
      @maddenlegend922 Месяц назад

      ​@@YUMLiberalTearsOne the USA Bible is taking God's name in vain. It also (in a way) worships other things than God by putting the Constitution and other American documents before God. Plus its hypocritical to embody seperation of church and state yet your violating it with this heretical junk. Its not an outrage to just Christians, but also other religions too.

    • @sirreadsalot786
      @sirreadsalot786 Месяц назад

      @@YUMLiberalTearsThou shalt not commit adultery,as in Stormy Daniels

    • @Power_to_the_people567
      @Power_to_the_people567 Месяц назад

      @@YUMLiberalTears
      I can name a few lol
      1. You shall not commit adultery.
      He did this when he got in bed with a porn star while he already had a woman who barely just gave birth to his kid
      2. You shall not steal
      He did this as proven in court when he was hold liable for fraud and literally had to pay over $500 million although it got reduced. Same when he scammed people with “Trump university” lol
      3. You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
      He does this one very often when he name calls anyone who disagrees with him and he lies about them in social media.
      Denying these is at this point nonsensical

  • @runrafarunthebestintheworld
    @runrafarunthebestintheworld Месяц назад +60

    "and we will be looking at that very strongly." 😅😅😅

  •  Месяц назад +7

    Hey buddy you forgot the raccoons has me dying laughing.

  • @Flowerprincess323
    @Flowerprincess323 Месяц назад +21

    Makeup and neck folds fabulous! Would be great if they put red blisters on his hands while holding the Bible! Lol

  • @theowl3756
    @theowl3756 Месяц назад +487

    Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

    • @thenightporter
      @thenightporter Месяц назад +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @RS-tz2zn
      @RS-tz2zn Месяц назад +6

      You would think Trump was President right now with all the focus he is getting. I’m old enough to remember when SNL made fun of current presidents and didn’t care about politics

    • @danh5368
      @danh5368 Месяц назад +23

      @@RS-tz2znI found the triggered trumpet 😂

    • @Redandranger
      @Redandranger Месяц назад

      @@RS-tz2zn I'm old enough to remember when people like Trump would be dead or in jail and certainly not garnering any political support except from his mother. SNL also made fun of presidential candidates not just the sitting POTUS. The GOP needs to stop behaving like a reality TV show and put forward some non-whackjobs. Did they not learn from Sarah Palin?

    • @lewid019
      @lewid019 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@RS-tz2znyeah..youre lying. Unless you're 8 😂

  • @BurroGirl
    @BurroGirl Месяц назад +240

    This guy is really good with all of trump's facial expressions and body language. Love it.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Месяц назад

      They even did the old lady vag. on his neck.

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen Месяц назад +8

      He would look even more like Trump if he gained 100 pounds.

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc Месяц назад +4

      He's got the sniffs down perfectly!

    • @Foxfire-cv5yp
      @Foxfire-cv5yp Месяц назад +2

      Plenty of vids on yt with his Trump shtick before he was hired for snl.
      His voice has been better in prior skits and vids, but still spot on mannerisms

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky Месяц назад +3

      Except he’s too intelligent, fast and animated. Slow down to half speed, restrict motion like you’re 77 with arthritis and you have the real deal. It’s too ugly to mock, sad, really.

  • @RAMelloh-ij5sl
    @RAMelloh-ij5sl Месяц назад +5

    The Devil selling Bibles, comedy gold.

  • @ysaismartinez7618
    @ysaismartinez7618 Месяц назад +2

    This guy plays a great Donald. The way he goes all over the place from one unrelated topic to the next is so funny.

    • @tyst5927
      @tyst5927 26 дней назад

      His voice impression though is not top tier.

  • @ellierose2661
    @ellierose2661 Месяц назад +188

    Hands down the best Trump voice impersonation I've ever heard. Totally nailed it! Brilliant

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 Месяц назад

      His voice isn't a close as Alec Baldwinsville impression but he nails the cadence changes and the lapse pauses way better

  • @noUGames
    @noUGames Месяц назад +179

    "Or if you have a son taking dance classes" 😂😂😂

  • @BTBEV3469
    @BTBEV3469 Месяц назад +9

    "The other side does Hello Kitty, if you have a daughter or a son taking dance classes."
    OMG LOL!!!

  • @sandraredmond7911
    @sandraredmond7911 Месяц назад +4

    His version of the former one is so spot on!

  • @davidputterman2719
    @davidputterman2719 Месяц назад +106

    James Austin Johnson is priceless. This is the second year I watched the Easter cold opening with him and couldn't stop laughing. Funny as hell.

    • @sarahchavez3431
      @sarahchavez3431 Месяц назад +2

      I watched it several times last year🤣 who knew it could get even better

    • @davidputterman2719
      @davidputterman2719 Месяц назад

      Those were some of SNL's best skits ever!@@sarahchavez3431

  • @kristinnelson-patel442
    @kristinnelson-patel442 Месяц назад +57

    The makeup work on the neck folds😂😂😂

  • @user-vt3zq1vc7s
    @user-vt3zq1vc7s Месяц назад +3

    The Bible and the Constitution, two things he's never read

  • @alinapiftor8985
    @alinapiftor8985 26 дней назад

    From the standpoint of not liking fruit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Genius, I tell you! This was a blast. Thanks, SNL!

  • @turkeyman86
    @turkeyman86 Месяц назад +157

    He should win an award for this impersonation!! Absolutely magnificent!!!!

    • @gerardodwyer5908
      @gerardodwyer5908 Месяц назад +1

      It's a crap impression. He neither sounds like Trump, or looks like Trump.

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 Месяц назад +11

      @@gerardodwyer5908
      Is it because you’re a trump supporter? Or?
      I’m interested in what is blocking you from seeing the connection.

    • @christinap-c
      @christinap-c Месяц назад +6

      @@Alphacentauri819Seriously! JAJ is SPOT ON 😂

    • @MrVenom973
      @MrVenom973 Месяц назад

      Nah he's ok,Baldwin was way better

    • @RiggyRiggertons
      @RiggyRiggertons Месяц назад

      They should bring Shane Gillis in whenever they need a Trump. Get him the Trump shoes.

  • @jazthejourney
    @jazthejourney Месяц назад +102

    The sad part is how close this is to what actually is happening 😂😂😂

    • @jazthejourney
      @jazthejourney Месяц назад +1

      We will be looking in to the 4th Destiny's Child very strongly 😂😂😂

    • @ricknkelly1
      @ricknkelly1 Месяц назад

      Tha sad part is you’re stupid enough to believe that.

  • @kirbysnortfarts9819
    @kirbysnortfarts9819 Месяц назад +4

    A great companion book to the Bible is, "BIBLE STORIES MOTHER NEVER TOLD ME" by C.L. Putnam. These are the stories they will NOT tell you in church!!!

  • @tamyrajones9566
    @tamyrajones9566 Месяц назад +1

    The way I almost peed on myself from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @a.r.npotential150
    @a.r.npotential150 Месяц назад +32

    Well done,
    “Very good at saying no to the snake… not liking fruit” 🤦 I lost it on that one

    • @tammylewis2408
      @tammylewis2408 Месяц назад

      He's grabbed too many fruits and must pay EJ Carroll and Stormy Daniels. He IS the snake.

    • @vickien2389
      @vickien2389 Месяц назад

      RIGHT!!! LMAO!!!

  • @jgrey8959
    @jgrey8959 Месяц назад +230

    Notably more coherent than the actual guy.

    • @eflorio4143
      @eflorio4143 Месяц назад +1

      u mean JOE BIDEN

    • @tonystevenson26
      @tonystevenson26 Месяц назад

      And 100 times more coherent than brain dead Biden

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 Месяц назад +21

      ​@eflorio4143 jeez Trump supporters really cannot spell, after all.

    • @tuckernaughton
      @tuckernaughton Месяц назад

      @eflorio4143 that's President Biden to you, rube.

    • @dengenturpin5417
      @dengenturpin5417 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@vidmasterK1well it is a fact that Joe Biden is incoherent a lot. Trumpists unable to spell, well that's more of your opinion. See the difference?

  • @sarahreynolds585
    @sarahreynolds585 Месяц назад +1

    "please lead us into temptation" 😂

  • @CB-ee9ic
    @CB-ee9ic Месяц назад +2

    God, he’s so good at this! 😂 I needed something to laugh about, so thank you so much! 🙏🏻✝️🐇

    • @jeannes.356
      @jeannes.356 Месяц назад

      Check out the snl skit, “the day you were born.” That might make you laugh too! :)

  • @figmo397
    @figmo397 Месяц назад +102

    James Austin Johnson has clearly put a lot of work into his Trump imitation. This was pretty funny, but I laughed really hard when he got to the "bing bong bing" in the prayer.

  • @vc5243
    @vc5243 Месяц назад +387

    This guy really deserves an Oscar for all his Trump performances. He's a genius.

    • @gheller2261
      @gheller2261 Месяц назад +25

      Emmy.

    • @ursulawanza8674
      @ursulawanza8674 Месяц назад +18

      He sounds just like trump.

    • @BTBEV3469
      @BTBEV3469 Месяц назад +8

      Emmy's for TV, Oscars for Film...

    • @theoriginalCoCoSmith
      @theoriginalCoCoSmith Месяц назад +9

      Alec Baldwin was really really funny to bad he is going through his own legal situation

    • @PhilipX2030
      @PhilipX2030 Месяц назад

      Is he similar to Tina Faye with Sarah Palin?

  • @swillwill6434
    @swillwill6434 Месяц назад +1

    That was freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-pu3lm7nt2w
    @user-pu3lm7nt2w Месяц назад +3

    Oh yes and the best part is somewhere in 2 Corinthians

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 Месяц назад +245

    "In the Bing, Bing, Bong, there were wise men, big, muscles and tears streaming down their faces, and they said, Sir, you have the best brain, Sir!"

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +3

      You might want to start getting used to it

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio Месяц назад +8

      well, you're very good at coming up with apt usernames 😂

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 Месяц назад

      ​@@Conservadouche93 because it's going to be mandatory to idolize the Orange wannabe dictator Jesus. Praise the Dotard or be jailed.

    • @into.the.wood.chipper.
      @into.the.wood.chipper. Месяц назад +8

      ​@@Conservadouche93Imagine wanting to get used to that.

  • @reneelyndamartinez1362
    @reneelyndamartinez1362 Месяц назад +127

    The Cold Open did not disappoint 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @gerardodwyer5908
      @gerardodwyer5908 Месяц назад +2

      It was crap.

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears Месяц назад

      You take shaky cellphone videos of your neighbors while insulting their perceived mental illnesses. You're obviously not well in the head.

    • @diagorasofmel0s
      @diagorasofmel0s Месяц назад

      fuck trump but are neoliberals actually this unfunny?

    • @mr.mikemach1183
      @mr.mikemach1183 Месяц назад

      Only special needs liberals would find this remotely funny.

    • @Solitude47152
      @Solitude47152 Месяц назад +1

      President Trump is back to save USA 🇺🇸

  • @user-pu3lm7nt2w
    @user-pu3lm7nt2w Месяц назад +3

    Also made in China from 100 percent Bible.

  • @gmhefner1
    @gmhefner1 Месяц назад +3

    james austin johnson is one of my favorites on SNL!!

  • @spornge
    @spornge Месяц назад +129

    It is so nice for Trump to make writing so easy for SNL< the Sneakers ad was gold.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Месяц назад +15

      It writes itself. The difficulty is distinguishing it as a parody.

    • @LateNightwithStudBuyers
      @LateNightwithStudBuyers Месяц назад +5

      what makes it work is the same reason why the Onion doesn't do much these days: reality is so absurd that merely quoting and repeating current events is now our satire. wish we were in the parks n rec 2017 future...

    • @shannonbennett5692
      @shannonbennett5692 Месяц назад

      Yeah he sold a product that's the difference between conservative and leftist. We make and sell, you take and steal. The false moral outrage about a religion that leftists openly hate is so...typical.

    • @TheJ1961
      @TheJ1961 23 дня назад

      Cause Biden is so good..😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @inicioentertainment3226
    @inicioentertainment3226 Месяц назад +140

    His Trump is THE BEST!!! He is so accurate in the changes in sound and making the schmorgesbord of idiocy coming from his mouth sound completely natural and in-rehearsed. What an actor! Bravo my man!!!

    • @BTBEV3469
      @BTBEV3469 Месяц назад +9

      He even nails the parts where Trump, always the victim, raises his pitch and quietly says, "That's all right..." It's unbelievably accurate.

    • @Avenger_X91
      @Avenger_X91 Месяц назад +2

      For me it's Shane Gillis, but yeah this dude is a close 2nd.

    • @hickoryhippie
      @hickoryhippie Месяц назад

      @@Avenger_X91 This dude is number one. What makes JAJ number one is the fact that he not only has the voice down, but he has the mannerisms. The tiny idiosyncrasies that Shane would never nail (not that he's incapable, but he's just a lazy dawg - which i say with the utmost love).

    • @Avenger_X91
      @Avenger_X91 Месяц назад

      @hickoryhippie idk, im sticking with Shane, especially with the gig where he said how Trump would be the funniest president to get killed (dark i know), it was so spot on how i imagine it would actually go. But im not gonna degrade JAJs impression either, his is absolutely great!

  • @overthehilllady
    @overthehilllady Месяц назад +3

    Fantastic monologue and DELIVERY !!!

  • @irenecoleman
    @irenecoleman Месяц назад +2

    This is so very funny - and Trumpy