Trump Visits Chick-fil-A as Court Rejects Delay Tactics in Hush Money Trial: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Trump having enough time to stop by Chick-fil-A after losing a series of last-ditch attempts to delay his hush money trial.
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  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 28 дней назад +604

    "Are you making lots of money?"
    "We work at Chik Fil A. We make minimum wage. While you are spending $230,000 a day on lawyers. GET OUT!"

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 28 дней назад +32

      Yes, I was just going to comment on that part!

    • @ColorMeConfused29
      @ColorMeConfused29 28 дней назад +21

      Did you see the clip of the one employee falling all over Trump? it was...WOW.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 28 дней назад +30

      My first thought as well. No way those girls are making more than minimum wage.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 28 дней назад +16

      @@ColorMeConfused29She was just hamming it up. She was probably talkin trash about him as soon as he got his big behind out the door.

    • @mix7893
      @mix7893 28 дней назад +34

      $230,000 a day of OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

  • @williamknight9379
    @williamknight9379 27 дней назад +692

    "Do you like ice cream, too?" Is 1000% more relatable than asking fast food workers if they're getting rich

    • @emperorjj1
      @emperorjj1 27 дней назад +52

      hmm lets ask people making 7.25 an hour who pay more than 750 in taxes a year if they are getting rich. the math aint mathin

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 27 дней назад +17

      💯

    • @noodlewhitley
      @noodlewhitley 27 дней назад

      They probably pay more in taxes than Rump

    • @herballycorrect
      @herballycorrect 27 дней назад +2

      Every visit to the grocery store is another reminder: Biden blows! Trump 2024

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky 27 дней назад

      @@herballycorrectDonald asked if they were getting rich, and they said “Yes.” Let me remind everyone that Joe Biden is president, and these Chik Fil A workers are getting rich.
      The last time a Republican voted to raise the minimum wage was in the early 1980s.

  • @rasmie8858
    @rasmie8858 27 дней назад +861

    "Is business good? Everyone is getting rich right?" is the most braindead, out of touch garbage you could say to a fast food worker

    • @generalmalaise458
      @generalmalaise458 27 дней назад +95

      I don’t understand how they all nodded and said yes like a bunch of sheep. I don’t care how famous someone is, if they asked me a dumb question like that I’d laugh in their face.

    • @anthonygroeblinghoff3184
      @anthonygroeblinghoff3184 27 дней назад +88

      ​@@generalmalaise458because they will be fired if they don't.

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 27 дней назад

      ​@@anthonygroeblinghoff3184Exactly

    • @harveysmidlap
      @harveysmidlap 27 дней назад +4

      @@generalmalaise458 Barkley should pay the manager a visit.

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P 27 дней назад +15

      @@anthonygroeblinghoff3184Fired from a run of the mill minimum wage job? Whatever will they do to replace it? Surely that will make them rich too.

  • @x3BobO
    @x3BobO 27 дней назад +126

    Seth’s act just gets better and better. His sassiness and the way he can’t stop smiling and laughing at his own jokes / mistakes kills me 😂 the little new bit at the end, priceless. I hope we have many more years to go with this this one

    • @ClurTaylor
      @ClurTaylor 27 дней назад +14

      The increasingly unhinged bits at the end are so good

    • @MsMars.
      @MsMars. 25 дней назад +3

      I love that new bit at the end which is essentially him conceding that his two brothers podcast wasn't really stirring up a lot of excitement. Too bad. 😢

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 28 дней назад +183

    The saga of Seth roasting himself about the Ice Cream Incident will never get old

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 28 дней назад +16

      I like the new part, where basically the Secret Service kidnaps him and makes him have ice cream with the President, which is why he had no banter ready.

  • @HeydiB
    @HeydiB 28 дней назад +91

    “Pavlova was there, I thought we paid her off” was hilarious 😂

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 27 дней назад

      wait till he finds out she's a real person, but dead!

  • @kaylinhendrich4673
    @kaylinhendrich4673 27 дней назад +45

    Seth’s bitterness over ordering ice cream is one of my new favorite running gags 👏👏

  • @neilcauser5624
    @neilcauser5624 27 дней назад +48

    Sorry but that "Nein Guys" joke was fantastic! 😂

    • @jon1913
      @jon1913 24 дня назад +2

      I laughed so hard that my boss came over to my desk and asked if everything was OK. I work from home.

    • @lcole8849
      @lcole8849 13 дней назад

      🤣

  • @ThewMiller
    @ThewMiller 28 дней назад +348

    Chick-fil-A spent decades supporting and funding conversion therapy a.k.a. child torture. They have never made any apologies or admitted any wrongdoing, and their owner, Dan Cathy, still helps to support and fund such practices which have been banned for minors in 17 states in the United States.
    I think it's important to mention that when giving Chick-fil-A 10 minutes of airtime.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 28 дней назад +63

      Thank you for writing that out. Yes, CFA owners support anti-LGBTQ+ laws and conversion therapy.

    • @lenore8767
      @lenore8767 28 дней назад +45

      I want this comment at the top. Thank you for writing it

    • @TheLordOfNothing
      @TheLordOfNothing 28 дней назад +3

      I'm definitely not as informed as someone who has gone through conversion therapy, but I think child torture might be an extreme way of saying it. Regardless, nobody should be getting in the way of an LGBTQIA+ minor.

    • @starduster1340
      @starduster1340 28 дней назад +37

      Exactly why I’ve never spent a dime there and never will.

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 28 дней назад +42

      @@TheLordOfNothing It is exactly what conversion therapy is! Plain and simple.

  • @RolandHazoto
    @RolandHazoto 28 дней назад +183

    As a former fast food worker, the worst thing about this is the 30 milkshakes.
    For starters, the machine likely doesn't even hold 30 milkshakes...
    I bet Trump is one of those f***s that makes that order and complains the first ones are warm by the time the last ones are done.

    • @gl15col
      @gl15col 28 дней назад +49

      Yeah, the owner loves to hear "30 milkshakes" while employees die inside when hearing "30 anything". And it always happens when you're 10 minutes from the end of your shift, and boss implies with raised eyebrows you better stay until its done, then pissed cause you got overtime.

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 27 дней назад +10

      Don’t worry he won’t pay 💰 anyway 😮😢

    • @MikeBurke
      @MikeBurke 27 дней назад +10

      Just make 10 of them. We know Trump doesn't like counting.

    • @Whopsie12
      @Whopsie12 27 дней назад +8

      @@gl15col He probably turned around after ordering and said "did anybody else want one?"

    • @AK.Carcajou
      @AK.Carcajou 27 дней назад

      @RolandHazoto Unfortunately, I think that fast food employees these days would be fortunate enough not to hear that tangerine sack of rancid poo complaining that his order wasn’t IMMEDIATELY delivered after spewing from his fungus ridden, septic infused “mouth.”
      I’d like to wholeheartedly give apologies to you that you had to put up with absolute, fermented, piles of excrement when you worked that job. I hope that you’re better off now!

  • @operating
    @operating 27 дней назад +27

    Seth circles back was so great. And now I love how he ends his videos. He’s just a genuinely funny guy that is at his best unscripted.

  • @MercedesCruz-qe1nj
    @MercedesCruz-qe1nj 27 дней назад +27

    "Go back to the end of the line until you figure out what you have done wrong? Great line.❤❤❤❤

  • @Ben82077
    @Ben82077 28 дней назад +122

    Dump: I'd like 30 milkshakes.
    Me in the back: Machine's broken!!

  • @theodorejay1046
    @theodorejay1046 28 дней назад +757

    And they give Biden crap for enjoying an ice cream cone 🙄

    • @TomWDW1
      @TomWDW1 28 дней назад +99

      That's what I'm saying! They're over the moon about how Trump likes (and apparently hands out) milkshakes. But Biden eats one ice cream and they're flipping their wigs over how weird that is. lol

    • @mytruecrimelibrary
      @mytruecrimelibrary 28 дней назад +32

      Ice cream is yummy 😋

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane 28 дней назад +14

      Can’t blame Von Schitznbritches. His wife’s dress cost almost $8,000.00. That and he’s never been at fault for anything and has never made a mistake. Why should he have to ask forgiveness? He never made a “mistake”.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 28 дней назад

      Trump placates his cult by buying a bunch of subpar milkshakes for on lookers at a restaurant and fox News fawns over it. But God forbid Biden goes out to an ice cream parlor or Obama politely asks for Dijon mustard for a ham sandwich and they lose their goddamn minds. The saddest part is their voter base cannot see how plainly their bias is

    • @mysticloverfairy1
      @mysticloverfairy1 28 дней назад +5

      My thoughts exactly

  • @thriftingtonpost
    @thriftingtonpost 27 дней назад +12

    It occurred to me that Seth's impression of Rudy is my fave impression ever. It always makes me happy.

  • @jabadoodle
    @jabadoodle 27 дней назад +9

    I'll say it again: I never fail to actually really LAUGH OUT LOUD at Seth's delivery!!!

  • @casonator
    @casonator 28 дней назад +42

    **NEIN GUYS** was so good 😂

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 28 дней назад +68

    Mar-a-Lago Milkshake sounds like slang for a cocktail of hard drugs that you order at a rich snob's party. And looking at Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber there, they've DEFINITELY ordered one!

    • @pixiebells
      @pixiebells 28 дней назад +6

      I don't entirely know what would be in it but I imagine it would be rimmed with cocaine instead of salt? 😂

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 28 дней назад +3

      ​​@@pixiebellsProbably crushed ketamine. And some Adderal.

  • @suzibouch-xm9yr
    @suzibouch-xm9yr 27 дней назад +7

    Oh! THE BURN!
    "Hey Donnie, what did you spend your $230K on?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrEffdot
    @MrEffdot 27 дней назад +9

    I love it when Seth Meyers does his Roody Gooblydoobly impression!

  • @LoriAW3791
    @LoriAW3791 28 дней назад +102

    Nothing screams "I'm innocent" more than suing the judge in the criminal case against you.

  • @tamrasmith1744
    @tamrasmith1744 27 дней назад +150

    Walking into Chik-fil-A and asking for “some chicken” is definitely what you say when you have never been there before or even seen their menu.

    • @ralphperry3576
      @ralphperry3576 26 дней назад +4

      Make trump eat that food in front of you.

    • @test-wv1ez
      @test-wv1ez 26 дней назад

      This would be true if their menu was not all over the walls, you literally can not miss it when you walk in. But your goal is not truth here is it. Why do you still support this man after all the proof that he is constantly lying and tricking you?

    • @DanaBentley-cp5ot
      @DanaBentley-cp5ot 25 дней назад

      Sounds like he thinks it works like a KFC doling out bucket chicken. Chick til A doesn't serve chicken like that. Also milkshakes come in flavors. What a complete idiot

  • @reginafris6822
    @reginafris6822 26 дней назад +4

    The glee on Joe Biden's face approaching the ice cream counter never gets old. I'm sure he knew what flavor he wanted, too.😁

  • @ChubbyUnicorn
    @ChubbyUnicorn 27 дней назад +3

    30 milkshakes 😮 i hope someone called ahead. That's a nightmare order in fast food.

  • @justinjohnson368
    @justinjohnson368 28 дней назад +65

    The ending of this Closer Look is why Seth is my all time favorite late night host.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 28 дней назад +10

      Is he using reverse psychology on us? I dont trust him. He's mastered the art of jackal baiting.

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell 27 дней назад

      @@Gildedmuse You subscribe to channels you don't trust?
      Are you 'tarded or is RUclips's simplistic system too confusing for you?

    • @nikkicat254
      @nikkicat254 27 дней назад

      Mine too, I like Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, Seth is my favorite. Also I didn't mention Jimmy Fallon because I find him too cringy, not really funny!. I used to like him, but he has gotten a bit more annoying over the years. I don't care for his tendency do the whole both sides bit, I mean it's okay to make little jokes about Biden at times, but I noticed he started being more insulting to Biden last year, like he was trying to try and draw in more Trump supporters by insulting Biden, mostly about his age, but not always in a teasing way, but in a mean way.

  • @willwebber6496
    @willwebber6496 28 дней назад +103

    "Ice cream Socialist!" - Oh come on, that deserved more laughter!

    • @InfiniteAnvil
      @InfiniteAnvil 28 дней назад +5

      I don't know if ice cream socials are still a thing

    • @snr0n
      @snr0n 27 дней назад +4

      @@InfiniteAnvil Technically, they're still a thing, but people tend to think of them as being a weird old relic... like Joe Biden, which is part of what makes the joke work.

  • @bthomson
    @bthomson 26 дней назад +3

    "Perhaps an arm or a beak?". 😂. I died! 💥

  • @420KingGeo
    @420KingGeo 27 дней назад +3

    "Chick fil a yaway"
    I laughed way too hard at that.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 28 дней назад +1066

    Did Donnie pay for the Chick-fil-A? If he did, that'd actually be news.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 28 дней назад +94

      We know he didn't, don't we?!

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 28 дней назад +36

      You can count on it!

    • @maryjones3178
      @maryjones3178 28 дней назад +37

      Give it time it will come too light 😂😂

    • @kelseysappington8306
      @kelseysappington8306 28 дней назад

      @@maryjones3178m

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 28 дней назад +99

      My first thought too. Remember when he ordered dozens of pizzas in Florida and left before they could make him pay for them?

  • @furiousd79
    @furiousd79 28 дней назад +56

    I feel like these new end segments are developing a life of their own and I, for one, am here for it.

    • @jessicagagne6146
      @jessicagagne6146 27 дней назад +9

      I also came here to say this…I feel like it’s like watching the post-credits scene after a marvel movie 😂

    • @CasparLoesche
      @CasparLoesche 27 дней назад +7

      Welcome to the Meyers Corrections Universe!

  • @Outdated_App
    @Outdated_App 27 дней назад +5

    SETH! I've had the same rant awhile back about theater concession lines. How can you not know what you want by the time you get to the front?! The previews have already started! For me, if the cashier asks what you want - and the person goes "Um..." - *boop* Immediately teleport them to the end of the line. There was more than enough time to think about what you wanted.

  • @snazzyopublic7985
    @snazzyopublic7985 27 дней назад +6

    Best post non-pitch ever. I love you Seth Meyers (in a totally platonic comedic sense of love, because otherwise that would be weird).

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 28 дней назад +665

    I want to take the time to thank the courts for not giving into Donald Trump's delay tactics. May this monster be brought to justice once and for all.

    • @carlosestevam3620
      @carlosestevam3620 28 дней назад +22

      👏👏👏👏Great words!!!

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 28 дней назад +16

      Only took a thousand lessons

    • @cynthiacruz297
      @cynthiacruz297 28 дней назад +8

      Amen!

    • @Tanagra180
      @Tanagra180 28 дней назад +4

      There was just a NYT "The Daily" episode about how he's been very successful in FL and GA 😖

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane 28 дней назад +7

      He will have a hard time not behaving worse than Darrell Brooks.

  • @DefextOfficial
    @DefextOfficial 27 дней назад +173

    That Biden joke about driving up in his car to Trump asking what he spent 200K on, was so f'ing good, I watched that again!

    • @RasAlHaq
      @RasAlHaq 27 дней назад

      "Vroom Vroom, mother f*cker!" 😂

    • @thesollys9540
      @thesollys9540 27 дней назад +8

      Yeah, was very clever however, its not really his money, its his supporters money!

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 27 дней назад +13

      Vroom vroom!

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 27 дней назад +2

      Me too!

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling 27 дней назад +7

    I just glanced to my right and saw Corrections #100 in the recommended. I got such a jolt of happiness. Thanks Seth & co.

  • @carmel120456
    @carmel120456 27 дней назад +1

    I love Seth Meyer he is so funny! 😂😂😂

  • @amethystsavage4018
    @amethystsavage4018 28 дней назад +40

    “And also some chicken” that’s how you know Trump usually has ppl getting his fast food for him. 😂😂😂

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 28 дней назад

      👗 ⬅️ YOURS ? 🕳

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 27 дней назад

      @@paulyricca3881- You are SO INCREDIBLY unfunny.
      Give up, why don’t you????

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 28 дней назад +411

    Anne Frank. Nelson Mandela. Aristotle. These are just three people off the top of my head who were treated worse than Trump. And they contributed a lot more to humanity than he ever did.

    • @shannonlawhorn1674
      @shannonlawhorn1674 28 дней назад +78

      I'd suggest the immigrant children he tore away from their families might also make that list.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 28 дней назад +76

      ​​or the family of the many fallen military veterans whom he called "suckers and losers."

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 28 дней назад +20

      Jesus was whipped for hours on end and nailed to a cross, left to die in the elements ...

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 28 дней назад +17

      You mean Socrates?

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 28 дней назад +20

      ​@@freya8133
      Meh. The Romans did much worse to untold numbers of other people, and none of them had extra lives to spare.
      PS That "hours of whipping" story comes from that dreadful Mel G. movie btw, not from the book it was loosely based on.

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 27 дней назад +2

    I need "Et tu, Rude?" on a T-shirt.

  • @julietittler9171
    @julietittler9171 27 дней назад +1

    I love the comment at the end urging us to go live. A man who enjoys his profession. 👏

  • @lenkacfk7155
    @lenkacfk7155 28 дней назад +17

    I love it when Seth passive-aggressively plugs his podcasts or Corrections - or nothing at all! 😅

  • @Yourmission9
    @Yourmission9 28 дней назад +306

    He should be in prison pending trial. The end

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 28 дней назад +8

      Agree 💯

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 27 дней назад +15

      Certainly you or I would be.

    • @sagesufferswell
      @sagesufferswell 27 дней назад +8

      *trials. I agree

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 27 дней назад +5

      Indeed, if there's ever been someone you can tell at a first glance is a flight risk you can tell it's that defendant. You can just look at events surrounding that one for a random year since 2000 and come to that conclusion.

    • @timchamberlain5858
      @timchamberlain5858 27 дней назад +4

      His Closer Look Segments aren't that bad...

  • @obikedog
    @obikedog 27 дней назад +3

    I'm so glad I got my taxes out of the way today so I can sit back and enjoy Monday without any interruptions!

  • @Khrystyna853
    @Khrystyna853 27 дней назад +10

    Omg. We SO needed one of those buzzers at the Tim Hortons in the underground of the Exchange Tower in Toronto, Canada, back when I worked in that building!
    "...and think about what you did wrong..."
    Thanks, Seth -- I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

    • @travelinjones9730
      @travelinjones9730 27 дней назад

      In that case, what you did wrong would be going to Tim Hortons.

    • @Khrystyna853
      @Khrystyna853 26 дней назад

      @travelinjones9730 In my defense, it used to be good back in those days, before all the changes in ownership and to their coffee blend... They also made a decent ham, cheese and tomato croissant, and a great toasted raisin bagel with strawberry cream cheese...
      Ok. Now, I'm hungry...

  • @christophermiller2128
    @christophermiller2128 28 дней назад +101

    Seth….and the entire writing staff at Late Night…..you are truly the best. Just, simply, Thank You.

  • @maartenvandam344
    @maartenvandam344 28 дней назад +41

    The Pavlova was actually named after a real person, a famous ballerina, because she was so light on her feet.
    A pavlova is very airy.

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 28 дней назад +10

      Thank you sir. Not only was Anna Pavlova the most famous ballerina ever, but also she was known for the extreme & beauty of the arching of her feet in her ballet slippers en pointe.

    • @maartenvandam344
      @maartenvandam344 28 дней назад +7

      @charleswebster2550 My pleasure. I think it was her ability to appear to actually float across the stage in Swan Lake that caused whichever chef first made that thing after her.
      Which is a fitting tribute.

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 28 дней назад +4

      Thank you again sir. You are absolutely correct in this.

    • @snr0n
      @snr0n 27 дней назад +2

      It's also not fancy, just like everything else on that menu. Pepper steak, and a salad with endive and... a different kind of endive? Wow.

    • @maartenvandam344
      @maartenvandam344 27 дней назад +2

      @snr0n What do you expect for a mere $800,000 a plate? Caviar? Trump? He's in deep doodoo, and needs every penny he can save.
      Two hundred grand a day on lawyers alone, in the unsafe assumption that the lawyers actually get that money, that has to hurt.

  • @jenniferlindsey2015
    @jenniferlindsey2015 27 дней назад +5

    Thanks for the positive encouragement this morning Seth. I very much appreciate it today instead of your usual podcast pitch.♥️🙏🏻

  • @arandomguy3266
    @arandomguy3266 27 дней назад +1

    Wholesome sign off. Thanks Seth and Team

  • @seven.s_stars
    @seven.s_stars 28 дней назад +1541

    the fact that a former president is running for re-election to stay out of prison is just embarrassing for the entire country. god forbid he gets back in the oval office.

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 28 дней назад

      The fact this convicted rapist and insurrectionist is even on the ballot at all makes me feel sick.
      I am however amused that the GOP and Evangelicals hitched their wagon to this conman and now he's destroying them with his insatiable greed.

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra 28 дней назад +106

      It should have been disallowed.

    • @johnmagnotta8401
      @johnmagnotta8401 28 дней назад +36

      So true.. unfortunately. If re-elected into office.. the oval will be the LEAST of this country's problems. Start with her grand name of the United States. MAGAmerica comes to mind..

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 28 дней назад +19

      @@Iluthra that should have been the iron clad course taken.

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 28 дней назад +90

      Even more embarrassing is that almost half the country is evidently prepared to vote for him.

  • @nickmesogianes4638
    @nickmesogianes4638 28 дней назад +62

    The nein guys joke caught me off guard, and I cant stop laughing at that line delivery. Thanks for making my day Seth 😂

    • @debidallacosta5736
      @debidallacosta5736 27 дней назад +5

      Impressions camp really paid off. I think Seth may have taken an elective to get that one just right.

    • @KaristaSwiss
      @KaristaSwiss 27 дней назад +1

      Nein guys!!!

    • @prezpolk4ever
      @prezpolk4ever 27 дней назад +1

      I did like it, but two things pulled me out. To get to that joke, he said that Hitler’s go-to burger joint was Nein Guys. Chic-fil-a doesn’t sell burgers and Hitler was famously a vegetarian.

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 27 дней назад

      @@prezpolk4ever Was he famously a vegetarian? I would argue that no one is thinks he's "famous" for that.

  • @bigbulldragon
    @bigbulldragon 27 дней назад +2

    I once worked at a bar where in one room the bar was in the centre of the room, a big rectangle. The bartender was also the DJ/entertainment in the room. Part of his shtick was to point to the customer and if they were not ready to order then he immediately moved to the next one. You weren't ready you had to wait until he came back to you, if you moved around the bar to get ahead he would skip you until you. Most profitable bar we had at the club when he was tending.

  • @martinutr
    @martinutr 27 дней назад +2

    Go Seth Go!! Another great “ A Closer Look”

  • @matthew3136
    @matthew3136 28 дней назад +666

    Is there a picture of Trump pulling out his wallet and actually paying for anything? I don't think that exists.

    • @kuromyou7969
      @kuromyou7969 28 дней назад +41

      Probably using money his followers donated. 🫤

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 28 дней назад +38

      Probably made secret service or a toady pay.😂

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 28 дней назад +44

      Would have a better chance of spotting big foot.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 28 дней назад

      ​@BD-zn7nr isn't he the closest thing we've seen to Bigfoot? Large, lumbering, smelly?

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 27 дней назад +32

      Not sure about these restaurants - pretty sure the campaign reimburses them - but he's left a trail of unpaid bills in towns that have held his rallies.

  • @sirspate
    @sirspate 28 дней назад +21

    I love how Thursday's Closer Look has become the teaser for Friday's Corrections :)

  • @kaseywilliamson6280
    @kaseywilliamson6280 27 дней назад +3

    I appreciate so much your humor in this weird times
    Thank you
    Kasey ❤

  • @peternewby5096
    @peternewby5096 27 дней назад +5

    Why is “Walter” always saying he needs permission to talk or I can’t take questions or I’ll answer questions later and then never does, I better not take your questions I’ll get into trouble. Who needs to give “Walter” permission to talk?

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 28 дней назад +338

    Donnie cannot be allowed to darken the doors of the White House again!
    Vote Blue 💙 folks!

    • @true.is.around
      @true.is.around 28 дней назад +1

      00:01_BIDEN is a SCAMER. Only an idiot will trust the USA. The EU wants sanctions on the US for supplying missiles/weapons components to the Russians.
      #US will send the Patriot system to defend Russian rainers against Ukrainian drones.
      #US will not send the Patriot system to protect Ukrainian cities from Russian ballistic missiles.

    • @21_TicZ
      @21_TicZ 28 дней назад +2

      U mean red

    • @oasntet
      @oasntet 28 дней назад +3

      No thanks.

    • @wokeness420
      @wokeness420 28 дней назад +6

      ​@21_TicZ yeah red, as in the color that will get spilled on the floor if Justice is actually served and Trump finally goes to prison. Because I'm certain his will spill his wine, huh?

    • @DilapidatedCat
      @DilapidatedCat 28 дней назад +15

      ​@@wokeness420 the red is the ketchup from another DJT temper tantrum

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 28 дней назад +45

    Remember how Bush vs Kerry was "Who'd you like to get a beer with?"
    2024 should be who'd you like to be sitting next to on a flight?
    Can you imagine how excruciating it would be to sit next to Trump and listen to his rants and complaints.... _and his bad smell._

    • @dewardroy6531
      @dewardroy6531 28 дней назад +6

      I was having a nice maggot pie for dinner and you just ruined it!

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 27 дней назад

      Biden would sleep most of the flight , and that suits me just fine. I've heard Trump really stinks.

  • @lemunbalm3731
    @lemunbalm3731 27 дней назад +1

    Dying breath: “… I told them you would pay for them.” LOL!!!!!

  • @erickizer5221
    @erickizer5221 27 дней назад +2

    Nailed it Seth, great show

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 28 дней назад +81

    On one hand he will be outraged that he is in a court being held accountable for his actions - on the other hand his narcissism will delight in the fact that the case is all about him!

  • @quackersna
    @quackersna 28 дней назад +121

    It's kind of annoying that it gets referred to as the hush money case because that really downplays how serious these charges are.

    • @EveNickerson
      @EveNickerson 28 дней назад +17

      I think they call it that so that other people will know which fraud case they're talking about. ;)

    • @MikeBurke
      @MikeBurke 27 дней назад +8

      Hard to distinguish all the trials, so they need nicknames for everything.

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool 27 дней назад +1

      In fact, so serious that Trump’s attorney Cohen was already sent to prison for this exact crime.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 24 дня назад +1

      @@EveNickerson 🤣🤣🤣 and those are just the ones that have been processed...

  • @tddfowler
    @tddfowler 27 дней назад

    *vroom vroom* :D
    I don't often even chuckle but this time I literally LOL-ed

  • @user-vp3lq6zn7g
    @user-vp3lq6zn7g 27 дней назад

    I admire your courage, AND your humour. Keep on keeping on!!!!!😀

  • @petergriffiinbirdistheword
    @petergriffiinbirdistheword 28 дней назад +326

    Not one smart person is paying the legal fees of a criminal "billionaire".

    • @Matt_with_2Ts
      @Matt_with_2Ts 28 дней назад

      Nope, just a bunch of dumb ones.....

    • @lizliz4186
      @lizliz4186 28 дней назад +32

      That's the sad part, he's truly taking advantage of those who don't know any better.

    • @signalfire6
      @signalfire6 28 дней назад +20

      @@lizliz4186 And a bunch of AH billionaires that will expect 'favors' if he wins.

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 28 дней назад +9

      The same geniuses who bought DJT (Truth Social) shares... ?

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell 28 дней назад +8

      @@lizliz4186 Fun Fact: The employees at Chick-Fil-A in Georgia are making a whopping $10.75/hr, or as Trump puts it, "making lots of money".

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 28 дней назад +272

    Justice delayed is justice denied

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 28 дней назад +7

      While true lady justice is also blind, so she doesn't move very fast.

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks 28 дней назад +3

      I hate Trump as much as anyone sane, but this bumper sticker phrase is ridiculous. If I get mugged and the mugger isn't arrested on the spot AND convicted on the spot, does that mean I was denied justice? Or maybe it means that in reality, events take time. It's not that it's being delayed, it's that it's been delayed so damn much.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 28 дней назад

      Denied!

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 28 дней назад +9

      ​@@Corn_Pone_Flicks "Take time" is one thing, waiting two years to _start_ an investigation is a completely different story.

    • @sansik2113
      @sansik2113 28 дней назад +4

      I bet the staff at the ice cream shop love Seth’s callbacks to the event

  • @kevincharles2504
    @kevincharles2504 27 дней назад +1

    Love your closer look Seth always make my day 🎉

  • @aarontiano3516
    @aarontiano3516 21 день назад +1

    "Pavlovas here, I thought we paid her off"😂😂😂😂

  • @quecee
    @quecee 28 дней назад +28

    No joke about Pavlova's dog???
    I'll expect one during a Surprise Inspection segment.

    • @StewNWT
      @StewNWT 28 дней назад +4

      Pavlov’s dog you mean?

    • @quecee
      @quecee 28 дней назад +4

      ​@@StewNWTPavlova.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 28 дней назад +2

      Pavlova’s Cat

    • @josephgazitano3445
      @josephgazitano3445 28 дней назад +2

      I was hoping for a Pavlova's dog comment, the joke was RIGHT THERE!

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 27 дней назад

      @@StewNWT probably had your airpods in when that faint whoosh of the joke going way over your head occurred, eh?

  • @alkaline_sine
    @alkaline_sine 28 дней назад +34

    NEIN GUYS might be the funniest thing I've ever heard 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @pulle88
      @pulle88 27 дней назад +2

      what is the joke?

    • @vooveks
      @vooveks 27 дней назад

      @@pulle88 It’s a weak pun on ‘Five Guys’ the burger place - as if it were German, delivered well so it seems much funnier than it actually is. Some think it might be the funniest thing they’ve EVER heard.

    • @lindafischlein728
      @lindafischlein728 27 дней назад +1

      Hitler was a vegetarian....

    • @alkaline_sine
      @alkaline_sine 25 дней назад

      @@vooveks relax, dude 😆

  • @kathcasey2090
    @kathcasey2090 27 дней назад

    Sweet close again! Thanks Seth

  • @antigone2
    @antigone2 25 дней назад

    I taught younger children in the public schools of Boise,ID. When it was time to go out for recess, everyone wanted to be first line. It took them quite a while to realize that I always had the first four children to hold the doors until everyone else got out. So the first DID end up being last!

  • @dave210yt
    @dave210yt 27 дней назад +91

    "Nein Guys!" plus I love the shot clock at a check out counter - instant classic.

    • @royalvarez6436
      @royalvarez6436 27 дней назад +8

      No Soup for You--Next!!!!

    • @dave210yt
      @dave210yt 27 дней назад +2

      @@royalvarez6436 hahaha. Good one!

    • @ElroyMcDuff
      @ElroyMcDuff 27 дней назад +1

      @@royalvarez6436 One year!

  • @tl3rdcs1
    @tl3rdcs1 28 дней назад +90

    Did no one else notice the woman with the blue jacket shook her head "No" when Trump asked if "everyone is getting rich"?? 😅😅😅

    • @zuglymonster
      @zuglymonster 27 дней назад +29

      You know all of them wanted to say "no we work.here and YOU won't raise the minimum wage"

    • @Marwolaeth01
      @Marwolaeth01 27 дней назад

      Now tbf, despite what a lot of MAGA will tell you, Trump is not actually President. So his query could be a comment on the current way the country is being run not leading to regular people getting rich. Also Biden is president and he hasn’t raised the minimum wage, other than federal workers, either. Now I am no lover of Trump, but got to be fair and balanced

    • @user-cf3xp9kn8o
      @user-cf3xp9kn8o 27 дней назад +10

      Undercutting his narrative of a bad economy if he's asking that.

    • @sandwichsteen
      @sandwichsteen 27 дней назад +9

      @@user-cf3xp9kn8o Right, "business is great! We're getting rich! Thanks Biden!"

  • @jameshartmann3405
    @jameshartmann3405 22 дня назад

    Shot clock is a great idea... and yes, curb is over, so you need to fill that voice with a recurring segment!!! Love it!!!!!

  • @eric7591
    @eric7591 27 дней назад

    I love watching the tag now. Brilliant.

  • @weehudyy
    @weehudyy 27 дней назад +90

    " Donald Trump has spent more than 100 million dollars of his deluded fan base's donations on lawyers ... " There , fixed it for you ...

    • @JVassago
      @JVassago 27 дней назад +5

      and i bet some of the money will come back to him. paying inflated prices for something, with the intention to funnel it back to his pockets, is just a form of money laundry.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 27 дней назад

      Rudy'll tell you that a more accurate headline would be "45 has stolen more than $100 million in campaign contributions *and also* run-up $100 million in legal bills he refuses to pay".

  • @kenthorsen4558
    @kenthorsen4558 28 дней назад +32

    Can't wait for the courtroom artist drawings.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 28 дней назад +3

      Serious sketches, or the ones where it looks like the artist did acid before starting the trial?

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch 28 дней назад +1

      @@jackl4laughs I would love to see those drawings ..

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 27 дней назад +1

      @@kasnitch the acid ones? The one that's in my mind is from his NY fraud trial earlier this year, he is yelling but it looks like a colorful squiggly rainbow behind him for some reason. I think his head was pointy too if I remember right.

  • @nwsportstilidie
    @nwsportstilidie 27 дней назад +1

    "Mar-a-Lago milkshake," that's got to be some kind of sexual innuendo.

  • @chadjones1266
    @chadjones1266 22 дня назад +1

    Thanks again

  • @McCannacle
    @McCannacle 28 дней назад +44

    Mar-a-Lago milkshake includes a bit of wee-wee.

  • @LisaHumble
    @LisaHumble 28 дней назад +98

    I don't believe he actually paid or ever intends to pay chic fil et for that. I won't believe it until I see a receipt

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 28 дней назад +11

      I assume the owners of the franchise will happily cover the bill for him. Hatemongers of a feather stick together after all.

    • @JLee-rt6ve
      @JLee-rt6ve 28 дней назад +4

      And not the short form one either! I want to see a notarized, long form receipt.

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 28 дней назад +4

      He doesn't pay his bills, so odds are he didn't pay.

    • @raygunsforronnie847
      @raygunsforronnie847 27 дней назад

      "$50,000? Show me some receipts!" - Whitney Houston

  • @knaz7468
    @knaz7468 27 дней назад

    I love seeing the outro and knowing i saw it recorded in the corrections episode.

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 27 дней назад

    I love Seth's the podcasts, they are very good!

  • @phobos258
    @phobos258 28 дней назад +26

    I LOVE that a little bit of corrections is slipping in to the main show. I feel seen and heard! 🙂

  • @stanbyme7874
    @stanbyme7874 28 дней назад +18

    Remember when he didn’t PAY for the pizza outside the Courthouse in NY. NY doesn’t put up with that sh*t & immediately called him out.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 28 дней назад

      🗣 IM PREGNANT STANDBYME WE GOTTA TALK IM PREGNANT.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 27 дней назад +6

      The evangelical higher-ups at Chick-Fil-A were more than happy to comp X45 for 30 milkshakes...

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 27 дней назад

      @@caronstout354🥃👴🏻AWW SHUT UP

  • @nickiboozer6393
    @nickiboozer6393 24 дня назад

    I love the idea of the 10 second click to order ! And I love Seth! Great Closer Look !

  • @IsakGIR
    @IsakGIR 27 дней назад

    Best yet! OMG I’m still laughing.

  • @patrickwalsh2361
    @patrickwalsh2361 28 дней назад +28

    Nothing makes me laugh harder than Late Night with Seth Meyers!😂😅🤣

  • @michaellombardi1620
    @michaellombardi1620 28 дней назад +26

    Pretending to be generous, what a last ditch effort to appeal to the common american. I recall he walked out on everyone the last time he offered to pay for everyones food

  • @madelineo4128
    @madelineo4128 23 дня назад

    This is one of my fav closer looks in a while

  • @elizasmith1229
    @elizasmith1229 27 дней назад

    I saw this on Morning Joe and laughed my TAIL off!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 28 дней назад +68

    Donnie's gonna have to sit there, in person, every single day of the trial. Good luck with the rallies now, Donnie!

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 28 дней назад +6

      F-djt!

    • @charlespeakjr2168
      @charlespeakjr2168 28 дней назад +4

      Maybe he could have Chick-fil-A for lunch.

    • @sonofradium4835
      @sonofradium4835 28 дней назад +4

      He doesn’t have anything new to talk about anyway. The media coverage, good or bad, will achieve the desired result.

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 28 дней назад +6

      He will have End Of Court Rallies each day on the Courthouse Steps.

    • @Beth-zg6gb
      @Beth-zg6gb 28 дней назад

      It will only martyr him more with the deluded maga cult. 🌊🇺🇸💙

  • @sndchamp9949
    @sndchamp9949 28 дней назад +16

    I love how she says “
    Misinformation as the other side would say”
    You mean lying?

  • @michelle_m_m
    @michelle_m_m 14 дней назад

    I burst out laughing at "NEIN GUYS!"

  • @elizasmith1229
    @elizasmith1229 27 дней назад

    The LOOK on Guiliani's face in that picture!😆😆😆😆😆😆😂

  • @drjanines3301
    @drjanines3301 28 дней назад +119

    230k daily in Feb = 6.4 MILLION dollars in Feb ALONE

    • @Matt_with_2Ts
      @Matt_with_2Ts 28 дней назад +18

      The best part: That is money that will not go to the RNC's other national elections!!
      Governors, Senators, etc......
      Thanks, Donnie!

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 28 дней назад +1

      Ah-hem! 'Scuse me, but can I have a receipt for that? 🤔 Would love to see what's in all the pockets! 😏 Only the (dry) cleaners know for sure! 🤐

    • @damionrockwell2300
      @damionrockwell2300 28 дней назад +2

      ​@@charleswebster2550 those numbers definitely sound like money laundering. No amount of lawyers cost that much, reminds me of a John Grisham novel.. Think Trump hired 'the firm'

    • @danbsports6760
      @danbsports6760 28 дней назад

      Was that Feb 2023 or 2024? Add 0.3 million (due to rounding) if it was 2024.

    • @mcbean1
      @mcbean1 28 дней назад

      @@damionrockwell2300 Well these are major cases so you'd easily have a partner, a senior lawyer, 2 if not 3 junior lawyers, a paralegal and probably an assistant as a minimum for your legal team. A partner will be $10k a day, a senior lawyer could easily charge $8k a day, juniors lawyers would be $5k, paralegal and assistance would be combined $3k. So that $26k a day just on lawyer fees, which is pretty conservative, I imagine trump would try to get the best and anyone that would be willing to do the work will probably charge a surcharge, so that $26k is more likely $36k. Then you add the fact that it is a rush job so another surcharge, $46k. Then there are disbursements, I imagine they are pulling long days so there will be meals for all provided, as well as travel costs and printing costs would be insane too. 3 meals for 7 people in the city would be $1k a day, travel for 7 people would be another $1k. All in all $50k a day. Times that by 4 trials and you've got $200k without breaking a sweat. The additional $30k could easily be admins fees and court fees.

  • @waffletoast215
    @waffletoast215 28 дней назад +15

    I love the steadily increasing passive aggression with the plugs at the very end of each closer look

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 28 дней назад +2

      At first I felt like I should apologize for having laughed when people complained about the podcasts, but now I am just glad that we collectively drove him to madness.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 27 дней назад +1

      Or… he’s driving us slowly…….

  • @MsMars.
    @MsMars. 25 дней назад

    Seth Meyers is like about the most adorable man I've ever seen and heard! He's disarming, spontaneously funny and clever, and I can definitely see why somebody would want to just hang out with him and do shots. 😊❤😊❤😊 keep us laughing, Seth!

  • @kianchristoffern
    @kianchristoffern 27 дней назад

    At 4:55 the pause after the first 'in my defence' is so good that people start clapping. This is opposite of a correction.