things guitarists NEVER say
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"I don't think the song needs a solo"
Kirk hammet in the making of st.anger
This is scary accurate
Golden Ghazt every doom metal band ever
Nailed it
@Golden Ghazt 😂😂 true!
Well Actually Kirk Wanted Guitar Solos But The Band Didnt
"Gibson has been making some smart business moves lately"
That one killed me
*holds up a Gibson SG* Wanna bet?
Called em out
Ok, I've been out of the loop for some time. What have they been doing that's so bad?
@@jacobbarnhardt3007 suing other companies that supposedly have a similar head style, no joke
I can read sheet music
👏
Lies
I can that's how I learned one and Mr brownstone and 2 minutes to midnight and more it's easier than ear for me
You talking tabs or...
Same, but I'm a bassist. It is WAY more useful than people may think...
“Can I turn my guitar Down so we can hear the bass clearer”
cough cough...and justice for all cough cough
I love this generation
Guitar and bass are the same thing, why are people making such a big deal about it?
*I'm joking, don't kill me plz*
german cheese your end is near
That's gey
I've actually never learned Wonderwall
I’ve never even heard the song and I’m too scared to listen to it.
@@FormaAlert lol I didn't listen to it until my dad got me a cd with the song on it. It's a good song not gonna lie
I refuse to learn it out of principle
I never learned it because the chord progression sounds so boring that I can never remember their right order. It sounds kind of the same, no matter when you play the chords...
I never learned it cos it's shit.
“I love changing strings on a Floyd rose guitar. So much fun.”
If you find it difficult that's your problem. I love setting up Floyds.
It doesn't have to be difficult to be a time consuming pain in the ass.
I hate it
I had a 12 string bigsby once, I had a professional change my strings for me it was that tedious
ESP LTD player here 😂 , what’s so bad about changing out a Floyd Rose ??
"Nick Jonas is my favorite guitarist."
We all know that's Lil Wayne
Riff Lord I prefer Marilyn Manson with his duh duh duh duh duh duh technique
AHAHA
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hhey stevie t here
COME TO BRAZIL!!!
Você por aqui? Quem diria
You're going to Brazil
no mesmo instante que ele falou sobre o brasil ja corri pros comentários procurar o meu povo
"I like your riff better than mine."
Okay, that's too much.
rocketpilotss hahaha
I bet you do, furball ✌🏻
Visceral Abomination what
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hahahaha indeed xD
"Jared Dines is way better than Rob Scallon"
LOL
I would say it
But everyone knows Rob is better. Even Jared, that's why he said the opposite in this vid.
Everyone knows, Rob is the Best..
"i'll shut up and let you guys tune up"
"I won't play while you're talking to me and I'll actually pay attention"
"I practiced my part"
"I don't flex on people at guitar stores"
Now you need to do a "Things Bassists Never Say", and bring in Davie504.
Wouldn’t that just be normal speaking as Davie504 doesn’t speak in his videos
Either that, or Davie saying how much he loves guitar.
@@felixlangley-evans7177 now hw does
*he
"our lead guitarist is my role model!" :P
"I know a lot of music theory" 😂😂
See... I'm a guitarist... But I love music theory... I'm not against reaching out of the pentatonic scale to the phrygian hexatonic scale lol
/w\TRU-DAT/w\
@@deepsolar169 I'm a drummer and I'm kinda learning guitar, but I know pretty much none 😂🤦🏻♂️
Well if you watch the video 'Dave Grohl Proves You Don't Need Lessons To Rock' it is indeed a thing gutiarists don't need -although it only makes sense if you play drums-
GNVS But you sure as hell need to know a fair bit of theory to rock well. Everything is so basic without it. The greatest difference between a rockstar and a tribute band-member is that one is picking random notes from the pentatonic scale and the other knows their fucking modes.
"Jared Dines is way better than Rob Scallon"
Jared Dines, 2k18
Love u, Jared, but you know this is so true
I love the sarcasm - wayyyy too good :)
@@riqdotwav Completely different genres though. Well I like technical stuff so I prefer Jared more
You forgot "I obviously made a mistake, it cannot be gear’s fault" and "I surely don’t need more effect pedals" and "Lil Wayne’s solo is sick !"
Actually "Who is Jimi Hendrix" is a thing I hear my classmate guitarists say
Lol yeah i had a dude who said that too 😂
A guy in my class didnt know the beatles, we forced him to learn every song in their discography
How?!
ya, those guys playing classical music
That deserves a palm to the face
Things guitarists never say:
I don’t know if I should shred war with that guy... he seems better than me
Jason Richardson, is that you?
Leave my boi Jared alone, you already bullied him enough
Umm....
I wouldn’t want to shred war a dude! He’d probably whoop me a good one, I hardly have any time to practice lol 🤘🏻🎸
Talking about Shred wars, hey Jared, how about a shred wars with Marcos de Ros?
ruclips.net/user/marcosderos
"I think the bass should sound louder" or "I think i should turn my volume down"
@GaLimotion are you from Marty music? lol
Contrary to Come as you are, it turns out you did in fact have a gun, totally mind blowing.
I mean Krist Novoselic's bass was never _that_ quiet
Guys, i'm not so sure, but possibly this Kurt Cobain maybe not real, but I'm not saying this for sure...
I'm a bassist and even I never turn the gain or the volume down :D
COME TO BRAZIL BRO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
And that's why he makes the meme... good job man
Bom trabalho, agr o Jared pensa q somos um bando de malucos kkkk
@@vinyredx9220 E não somos?
@@maxwilhan222 vdd...
Viny Redx nós é mano mas a gente quer o Jared do mesmo jeito
@@evelyie vdd
"watching good guitar players doesn't demotivate me" HAHAHHHAHAHA WHERES THE LIE
Agree. Good musicians don’t get demotivated, and they focus on their own career
This is true for me. Like I just started playing and watching Michael Angelo Batio shred just gives me inspiration to play more.
It depends if you're the half glass full or empty kind of person. For me, I get motivated.
Demotivation happens when you don't watch good guitar players
I actually never learned Smoke on the Water.
Jérémy true story... 😮
@@DaveRucci For real I never even took the time to learn (LMAO "LEARN") this song in my life.
I'm with you. I never learned Smoke On The Water, either.
To be fair, though, I was a drummer for most of my former life.
Same lol
It’s simple you should try,
"Dude, who needs a new guitar? One is enough. Especially if you have this lovely Squier strat."
That's the dooo's mentality
Well, he has 2 now... Still though, should've bought the real deal (Music Man) not a Sterling, but it's alright.
I have Squier affinity strat
@Keeling Charles I don't hate them, It's a meme. I use a squier strat myself.
🤦🏾♂️
Jared: My main passion is bass
Davie: *wise words*
"I know a LOT of music theory"
If this ain't it, I don't know what is.
I have a joke. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
homeless.
thought it was gunna be "a guitar player" but thats way funnier 😂
You call him gay
@@croc3862 lel
Hey tyler larson said this in one of his videos with paul reed Smith, you suck man!!!
Jinia Adhikari My dad told me this joke.
"The reason I play in drop D is so I can play powerchords with 1 finger."
Things guitarists NEVER say.
They would THINK it, but never say it
They'd say something like " it's just more dynamic"
Jared: You know the Guitarist who has the best hair?
Me: Kerry King.
Jared: Michael Angelo Batio.
Me: Oh.
Kerry's hair was actually pretty badass back in the day.
Lawson West Brian may
Scott Ian
Obviously not Ray Toro
Slash.
"Stevie Ray Vaughan had no soul"
You have lost living privileges
SRV is overrated.
Eddie Van Who-Len ?
Right? Who dat? ...
These Words some hippie poser
wife: who is this?
husband: *VAN, HALEN*
I think it's Eddie VANhaWHEN ?
1:07 "no one's ever told me to come to Brazil" kkkk essa foi boa, come to Brazil!!!
Isso é algum meme gringo? Por que um guitarrista nunca diria isso?
@@Sidney8137 também não sabia disso ser um meme, mas especulo que seja porque é muito comum ver comentários do tipo "Come to Brazil" em vídeos de artistas gringos
É um meme mundial. Até os próprios gringos comentam "come to Brazil" em posts de artistas.
@@Sidney8137 a galera começou a pedir tanto, q hj é um meme
Infelizmente ngm vem
@@MinerKratos Os gringo vira BR e os propios BR não sabem.
0:16 Hammett and Hetfield in 2001
Lmfao
*i think my favorite part of being a guitarist is changing strings on a floyd rose* accurate
"Hey, Drummer! You should write the next song!"
Neil Peart would like words.
@@eliz_scubavn he writes the lyrics, not the music
Mike Portnoy disagrees.
The Chicken Nugget of Fate Neil Peart is the only one qualified to do that
And this is why Queen is great rock band. All of the band members shine because Freddie let's them.
This dude's just a Jared Dines ripoff.
Wait
😂😂 Truth hurts sometimes :')
XD
J I N K I E S
Silly goose
Music is Win 🤔
Reporter: "You don't do drugs?"
Prince: "Nope"
R: "You never drank?"
P: "Nope"
R: "You don't smoke?"
P: "I smoke other guitar players" 🤘😂
I smoked on the 0 3 5
Hendrix*
Even though I’m a bassist I occasionally play guitar. And the first guitar I got had a Floyd rose, Needless to say the first time I tried drop tuning the high e hit me dead in the eye
Do you still have that eye
I should've played bass
LOOOOL said no guitarist ever ahahahah
I'm sorry bassists, we love you
I play both
Fight me
I play guitar and I'm learning bass now
i play both bass and electric i started on bass and went to guitar transition was really easy
I said that to myself back in the day when I just started learning as I discovered Tool as a teenager.
Guitar is cool, but bass is just so much more badass. It's just a normal guitar after some testosterone injections
"I'm telling you guys, generic stock pickups are the way to go!" - Said no guitarists ever
"Motörhead sucks"
"Gene Simmons invented the metal horns"
Aight I'm pissed off
I died when he said “my favorite thing is changing strings on a floyd rose”
hahaha nice try "Jared Dines"
if that's really you
Rudy Ayoub
Probably a lizard 🦎 person spying on our culture so he can help his scaly civilization take over the world 🌎
Do shred wars boys! Shit will be hectic
I nearly gagged at "a whole wall of Line 6"
line 6 the way tho
I have a Line 6 Spider 1 series and love the hell out of it. Don't know why they're so hated
I wonder if Glenn from Spectre Sound Studios has seen this. Hahaha
Howard Dusek they're practice amps that i guess people assume to be recording amps and is then disgusted when they hear the sound coming from an amp not meant for recording.
I don't know either. I can kinda see the arguement of the "it's a trap, the effects suck, you can't get a good enough sound, you're better off with an Orange amp" arguement, but to a new player, my Line 6 Spider 2 fulfills its purpose nicely. Use a Line 6 amp with a mindset of "i wanna get a taste of what's possible" instead of "this amp will make me money". As with all things, the more experienced you get, you'll want better gear.
Kinda makes me wonder why beginner guitars aren't hated as much. They're both meant for new players, yet one apparently sounds like nails on a blackboard compared to the nice sound an average player would expect.
Haha yeah me too! So whack!!
I should have played bass
~Jared Dines 2018
As a guitarist and bassist I can say I enjoy bass more change my mind
Yeah, I'm lazy, too.
Connor Nichols same
Épico
Playing both is fun. Playing both really well is a gift.
Now THIS is quality content!
You said it best brother
My channel is
EXTREMELY low QUALITY CONTENT!!!!
“I personally like rest repose more than daddy rock” -Said no one ever
rzurawsky nope
David Nwokoye I’ll fix it
Lol facts
lul i like RR more than DR xD
“I actually like Rest Repose” said no one ever
fixed it for ya
"I should've played bass"
Yes...let the bass possess you, bass is the ultimate form of music.
I've never lost a guitar pick, it's one of the many benefits of having only played guitar for a year. Also, I like to strum, tap, fingerstyle, and slap a lot, so I probably use a pick only about a third of the time at most.
Changing strings on a Floyd rose... God, when I first had to do that I had no clue whatsoever, and ended up spending the whole day researching, buying strings, and then eventually doing it for a guitar that wasn't mine. THE PAIN!
fuck, I remember the first time I decided I needed to try drop tuning on the first floyd rose guitar I owned...not a fun process to figure out haha
Same 😔
For real man!
The first time I do it for a friend (after hours of trying) the string just brokes .-. Now (after literally years of practice) just take a few minutes, #floydstories
I actually didn't have trouble the first time I did it believe it or not
0:17
St. Anger in a nutshell
@@sralsralsralsral This song is about an unnamed feeling
bro haha yes this is very funny epic joke bro
@@yexas7029 ha
Funny Dank
Corbin HAAHGH
1st song I've ever learned on guitar was "Mii channel" And I feel proud
"Steve Vai has no feel, all he does is play a thousand notes per seconed"
"Bass is totally easier than guitar."
Funk Bassist: Hold my... I mean, buy me a beer.
“ *MY* *GUITAR* *IS* *TOO* *LOUD* “
You don't even play guitar dude...
As a guitarist of 12 years, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
Sweet child o mine is overplayed.
Lol it was the first song I ever learned, and though I enjoyed playing it, I never realized how overplayed it was
I'm actually trying to perfect the intro right now 😂
@@vzm4663 Why, ffs
@@RogueReplicant why tf not
Be honest, you would kill to have a glorious mop of hair like Michael Angelo Batio does.
Lol love your channel
Better than balding! Hahaha
But I’d rather be bald... than have Batio hair...
Herman Li has better hair
Be careful, speed kills
metfan4l I’m pretty sure he wears a wig
"What's my dreams setup? An ENTIRE wall of Line6!"
NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
Hahaha NO.
His comment on Gibson is actually spot on. “Gibson has been making some really good Business decisions recently”. It’s business decisions, not bad instruments.
"Honestly, my real passion is bass."
Davie504: *EPICO*
Davie504: *reads title*
NOT EPIC
Wholesome 100
@@qwertybub5407 aw thanks
Checkmate
1:16 You take that back
Ivey Ivey, wait.....
So I’m not the only blues guitarist who watches these videos ?!
No, I find them hilarious.
0:28 😂😂😂😂😂
Your man's reaction is the funniest thing ever. He's so confused.
David Nwokoye "the bass?!"
I like the heads on your guitar, the red and white one with the 4 tuners on top and 2 on the bottom, I like that design
Him: I’ve never lost a pick!
Me, who lost my two favorite picks in the same day: *_i honestly feel so attacked rn-_*
Haha I feel you!😅😂😂😂😅😅
"You know, I don't think I've ever lost a pick."
LOL
"accustic is so much better than electric" ughh that hurt
So much
For accoustic its never and nowhere xD
Who would win?
A good party or one acoustic boi.
Mar3K1996 When you don't listened to folk blues
@@Lightning-gg5iu
When you don't have the simplest understanding of grammar.
Fam
He got me at who’s Jimi Hendrix 😂
‘Jared dines is way better than Rob Scallon’😂😂😂😂
0:53 is the best part. My only amp is a line 6, and the first time I played on a vox similar in price I couldn't believe it.
Knowing music theory is important.
Said no one ever
said no one ever
Andrew Maxson It's nice but unnecessary
@@tonym9201 It is unnecessary to learn how to play an instrument and even make music with a band. But it is necessary to understand music.
@@Spinosaurus4ever Music theory is good to know and makes everything easier but you can still make good shit without it.
things guitarists never say
"the bass player is far more talented than me".
Unless in metallica
@@barsmekik6170 or in the two bands bassists always rave about coz they have good bassists: RHCP and Muse
Or any punk, ska, or jazz band basically. You also left out Black Sabbath, The Who, and Led Zepplin. All had legendary bassists.
Well, I'd like to see you claim that you are more talented if your bassist happens to be Jaco Pastorius (if he was still alive), Victor Wooten, Stanley Clarke or Les Claypool. Just to name a few. Jazz bassists in particular are monsters. Bedroom guitarists who still think they are more talented are morons.
I actually said it because the bass player plays music since he was born and by far more talented than me
rewatching this a year later, and I STILL feel called out!
I love and play guitar, and I do love acoustic a lot more than electric, although it's harder to play
2:14 I’ve never actually cared to
Nibbie me 2
me neither
"I should have played bass" ouch
When you say all these things.... and you are a guitarist
I needed this. Thank you ❤️
This basically what "Nice Guy" guitarist say.
''Why do bands only like asshole guitarists and not nice players like me?''
Um hey caleb...
I say some of these things or can relate to them not all but some
I was waiting for something in this that I actually have heard a guitarist say...that something didn't come
What was it?
The only one I heard was from a good friend who I was in a band with. We were song writing, and there was a solo, and it was him the guitarist who said he didn't want the solo that it didn't work with that song. I was in shock.
I must be the only guitarist which turns up the bass to the same volume as the guitar in my songs because there's just something special to me about a crunch bass using a pick
“I like Ted Nugent more for his politics than his guitar playing”
Makes sense in the context of this video
”I should probably tune between songs”...
Who would do that *COUGH COUGH*
lol not me
(sweats nervously)
Why tune, the pegs are still fairly parallel.
Me when I try to act smart around my other guitar playing friends
Me” Oh ya, I know so much music theory.”
Friend” like what?”
Me” uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh... the f sharp bar chord?”
“Well he was” 🤣🤣
"I don't see the big deal with string clippings, what's so bad about them?"
"I think my pedalboard has too many pedals"
So got my first guitar a few months ago and it's got a Floyd rose. Stays in tune for ages and sounds amazing, but you get one string out of tune, oh boy. I jumped in the deep end a little for my first guitar but it's allowed me to learn so much about it :)
Hej man, don't know if you're gonna read this, but I just wanna say thanks. I've been struggling with depression for over 3 years now, your music and the way you present it (in a humorous way) give me a massive energy boost every single time. Besides, you always encourage me to develop my passion in music, which I hope, will let me get out of this lethargy. So thanks again, cheers and keep rockin'
Maioha Hunt jesus christ dude
Maioha Hunt lol great time to be a spurs fan
"Gotta start using my pentatonic scale more", brilliant :)
"Gibson is making some really intelligent business moves lately" damn that's funny
No STEVE T mention
All of the most blasphemous words 😂😂😂
Ahhh yes changing strings on a floyd, brings me to a peaceful relaxing zen
"I can't make this any better"
Actually I do like a lot of bass
Rock Hard Riffs same
If guitar players were more like this we wouldn't have bands like the eagles going ape shit and kicking the crap out of each other every 10 seconds
Barre chords are so fun
Love changing strings on a floyd rose haha bittersweet but hilarious
"Nah dude, there is no chance that I have too much gain"
Change the name of this video on "things bassists USUALLY say" and you will be shocked :O
HAHAHAHA 😂
Last time I played Smoke on the water was like 10yrs ago, can’t even remember how it goes
Yes Jared, your brazilian fans needs you, come to Brazil