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  • @MusicAfterDeath
    @MusicAfterDeath 7 лет назад +13181

    Pause at 00:43... what's that under Jared's desk?!?!

  • @runo_santos1884
    @runo_santos1884 6 лет назад +2579

    Imagine the diva at the dentist
    "say aaaaaaaah"
    "aaAAAHaahmbjddbdkdbombdlc"

    • @Nitsu_
      @Nitsu_ 5 лет назад +28

      bomb dlc?

    • @Eddiee757
      @Eddiee757 5 лет назад +8

      Somebody once told me
      Carry on

    • @r.ylan.d
      @r.ylan.d 4 года назад +12

      Dentist:say ah
      The Elitist: SLAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

    • @iqceo4276
      @iqceo4276 4 года назад +1

      Loquacious the worlds gonna roll me

    • @alexstretch6043
      @alexstretch6043 4 года назад +2

      the djentist

  • @Paul-gf6kp
    @Paul-gf6kp 4 года назад +909

    Bassist: Hey-
    The guitarists: no
    Drummer: Yes

  • @onurtezer6170
    @onurtezer6170 5 лет назад +1902

    "People don't do minute long solos anymore"
    Herman lee: *sweats*

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 7 лет назад +3202

    We need the musician that keeps dropping musical terms you've never heard.

    • @horusjones5213
      @horusjones5213 7 лет назад +34

      Hemeola

    • @jawkneeG
      @jawkneeG 7 лет назад +370

      "sooo what you wanna do there is instead of a dominant 7th, I want you to substitute in a major diminished half step 13th then modulate into ascending 5ths Locrian.. got that?"

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 7 лет назад +141

      When I was in a high school punk band, I went through that trouble. Everytime I told the band i had a song idea, the bassist (who was very progressive rock) asked me what the key was. I was still just a casual guitarist at the time so I had no idea what he meant.

    • @connoragnewmusic
      @connoragnewmusic 7 лет назад +10

      Edgar Banuelos that’s me lol

    • @TylerNOS386277
      @TylerNOS386277 7 лет назад +98

      "Ight bruh. After the trims, it goes into that core groove, and then the slam. ... No, the one with the nasty notes and dark chords. ...Yea, that one. Ok, so after that, we have the clean scales with the flip picking, which builds into the the Djent-down (the one that's all like 'Ba-dat, dat-dat : Ba-dat, dat-dat : Bro!, Da-da-da-dat : Ni-nana buggada buggada.')."

  • @ndshreddermn
    @ndshreddermn 6 лет назад +5233

    As a lead guitarist, let the bass player do what they want. Support the bass foundation.

    • @hansfranz8795
      @hansfranz8795 6 лет назад +336

      @TheRandomGuy ? Yeah, right. The triangle sure is equal to a grand piano.

    • @hansfranz8795
      @hansfranz8795 6 лет назад +110

      @TheRandomGuy ? Let's start a movement against musical segregation in orchestras! End string, percussion and woodwind sections!

    • @surekhaahlawat6068
      @surekhaahlawat6068 5 лет назад +8

      Hell yeah

    • @huffindoobies3066
      @huffindoobies3066 5 лет назад +12

      Ahaha Haha ahaha ohhh, play something different lmao

    • @avunculaire3823
      @avunculaire3823 5 лет назад +6

      Thank you, sir.

  • @fockinmemes2917
    @fockinmemes2917 6 лет назад +1873

    "Let the weed do the singing"
    *literally every drug dealer*

    • @andrew-tb5vy
      @andrew-tb5vy 5 лет назад +2

      The likes are lit

    • @djsixx96
      @djsixx96 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @ag4640
      @ag4640 3 года назад +2

      "Let the crack build the city"
      Miami, 1970-1980

  • @letsgorangers217
    @letsgorangers217 7 лет назад +1466

    0:58
    Rare footage of Metallica while making ...And Justice For All colorized (c. 1988)

    • @_nurmi06
      @_nurmi06 6 лет назад +32

      Serj Hetfield
      Nice name

    • @youngsavage8181
      @youngsavage8181 6 лет назад +8

      @@_nurmi06
      Nice name

    • @_nurmi06
      @_nurmi06 6 лет назад +4

      @@youngsavage8181 thank you

    • @thechickennuggetoffate9139
      @thechickennuggetoffate9139 5 лет назад +4

      I think the funniest thing about this comment is when I clicked on the time an ad for Yousician came up LMAO

    • @samtah1145
      @samtah1145 5 лет назад +1

      @@_nurmi06 siinä suomalaista

  • @corryburton9252
    @corryburton9252 7 лет назад +1873

    You forgot the musician who thinks they can tell ppl how to play an instrument they dont play.....

    • @Lilith_Emrys
      @Lilith_Emrys 7 лет назад +14

      Part 2 coming soon?

    • @emmanuelsguidetominnesotav4396
      @emmanuelsguidetominnesotav4396 7 лет назад +45

      I hate those kind of musicians

    • @Andge121
      @Andge121 7 лет назад +18

      Yeah my buddy's older bro is a jazz musician and jamming with him is a blast but he's the worst micromanager there ever was. XD

    • @crispypeepohole69
      @crispypeepohole69 7 лет назад +125

      I believe that is called a vocalist.

    • @eenayde
      @eenayde 7 лет назад +2

      hellishman1 lol 😂😂

  • @peterjonas1545
    @peterjonas1545 4 года назад +75

    Yes, I can imagine lyricist wearing the same clothes for 11 days straight and not even getting off the couch.

  • @theTYTAN3
    @theTYTAN3 7 лет назад +508

    I played bass in a couple bands, that was so accurate. I write a cool part that's different from the guitar part, but still complements the song, and then I get the same "Just double up the guitar part" shit.
    Maybe bands could find a good bassist if they didn't treat them all like shit.

    • @waynebrown1394
      @waynebrown1394 6 лет назад +2

      I don't play but I have aways wondered why someone would even start with bass and not guitar. I suppose most can play both.

    • @mrbobjrsrv
      @mrbobjrsrv 6 лет назад +46

      You can always play it different live. It's not like they'll notice lol.

    • @Emergentministry
      @Emergentministry 6 лет назад

      I think doubling the guitar part is mainly for recording. That could be wrong. But it gives the song a huge sound doing that. I like hearing the bass do a double of the guitar but with a few added fills that add contrast. I'm not a bass player by the way. I play guitar so for me doubling the guitar is just natural. It also depends a ton on the genre of music. Trap metal is starting to get a strong foot hold and it definitely does not follow the guitar. Check out ITSOKTOCRY : I seen Satan he has dreads.

    • @metalboy5150
      @metalboy5150 6 лет назад +17

      Sick and medicinal \m/ You evidently haven't listened to any bands with decent bassists if you think that's the only way to sound "huge." The bass following the guitar's root is fine, and definitely has its place,but harmony and counterpoint help make music sound better. Music is more than just melody.

    • @Emergentministry
      @Emergentministry 6 лет назад

      @@metalboy5150 you evidently did not read my comment. I was saying i like the sound of it doubled up but with added fills also. and also pointed out that a lot of music that i think is really bad ass does not follow the guitars at all. there is a difference in liking the sound of something and thinking it is the only way to do it.

  • @alfonso5026
    @alfonso5026 7 лет назад +1976

    Do an "ahhhhhh"
    *aaaAAaaAaAaaah*

    • @kristenconstant2564
      @kristenconstant2564 6 лет назад +12

      Roger Taylor in lap of the gods

    • @shade4844
      @shade4844 6 лет назад +27

      Gospel singers be like

    • @longinuscyclone213
      @longinuscyclone213 6 лет назад +4

      im not in a band but if my singer was that annoying… idk man he would probs have to go

    • @nokag3te806
      @nokag3te806 6 лет назад +1

      Down with the sickness

    • @calebengland77
      @calebengland77 5 лет назад +10

      Do an "ahhhhhh"
      "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

  • @ssjtrunks1234
    @ssjtrunks1234 5 лет назад +253

    In regards to the name dropper, he names:
    - Jason Richardson
    - Tosin Abasi
    - Angel Vivaldi
    - Matt Heafy
    - Buckethead
    All but one have now officially been in a "Biggest shred collab", which means.....
    Buckethead in Biggest Shred Collab Song in the World IV confirmed

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 4 года назад +1

      Yeah. To support the title's legitimacy, each subsequent video in this series (i guess) has to be bigger than the last one.

    • @iqceo4276
      @iqceo4276 4 года назад +2

      he has cracked the code

    • @evansweeting7146
      @evansweeting7146 4 года назад

      I thought he said Matt Kean from BMTH

    • @aleksanderespenschied2220
      @aleksanderespenschied2220 4 года назад

      Its 3.01 and apparently there's no collab 😥

  • @JamiesonM
    @JamiesonM 7 лет назад +507

    As a bassist, the accuracy stung but all in good fun

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 7 лет назад +24

      Jamieson M Wow!!! A bassist that can rhyme. I’d never thought that I’d see the day.

    • @bassdreamer91
      @bassdreamer91 7 лет назад +2

      Same fam, same

    • @JamiesonM
      @JamiesonM 7 лет назад +20

      Justin Beall Just start ripping bass solos and they'll shit themselves bro

    • @GeeVanderplas
      @GeeVanderplas 7 лет назад +30

      Bass solo? That's when the rest of the band stop playing and the bass just continues doing the same thing and the crowd goes "YEAH BASS SOLO!!!"

    • @TheDiamondsions
      @TheDiamondsions 7 лет назад +6

      Jamieson M bass adds alot to a song.

  • @KompletterGeist
    @KompletterGeist 7 лет назад +275

    2:49 The way he walks off xD

    • @samulahti9846
      @samulahti9846 5 лет назад +6

      Me when i was 6.

    • @calebengland77
      @calebengland77 5 лет назад +7

      He looks like a bird XD

    • @ilikemetal2910
      @ilikemetal2910 5 лет назад +13

      @@calebengland77 so majestic

    • @IGROFAG
      @IGROFAG 5 лет назад +2

      also DUM TUM DUM

    • @BenAck912
      @BenAck912 2 года назад +1

      Chuck Berry has been real quiet since this dropped.

  • @tirth5405
    @tirth5405 6 лет назад +894

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I love metal
    Too

    • @EroticAlmond
      @EroticAlmond 5 лет назад +14

      Trve

    • @yebatangpasaway9119
      @yebatangpasaway9119 5 лет назад +6

      Wut

    • @46wee
      @46wee 5 лет назад +28

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I love metal
      And so do you

    • @dtebarrett
      @dtebarrett 5 лет назад +13

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I love metal
      And so should you

    • @vikorbracho
      @vikorbracho 5 лет назад +11

      Roses are red,
      violets are blue.
      Be scared of Hitler
      if you're a jew.

  • @mrfreddorenton
    @mrfreddorenton 7 лет назад +460

    Bassists are awesome. Don't hate.

    • @prometheusvenom7189
      @prometheusvenom7189 6 лет назад

      Mr Freddo Renton Suck up.

    • @gjrir8vn654
      @gjrir8vn654 6 лет назад

      @Kooliocalum Go do a band yourself with full instruments and you still cant get any further than other people in the comment section

    • @echoreverb8367
      @echoreverb8367 5 лет назад

      Also they are so calm like Davie504

    • @alfiesimpson9054
      @alfiesimpson9054 5 лет назад +3

      For people saying bassists suck, there a cog that runs to keep the band playing and sound good. Without a bassist, your fucked.

    • @aussierule
      @aussierule 5 лет назад

      The bassline is the centerpiece for reggae.

  • @Renegade666
    @Renegade666 4 года назад +64

    "the stoner"
    *literally the intro to Sweet Leaf*

  • @saatviksingh727
    @saatviksingh727 7 лет назад +424

    Three people you've gotta do shred wars with
    1.the doo
    2.Rick Graham
    3.Merkmusic

    • @thomasledesma4439
      @thomasledesma4439 6 лет назад +10

      Starlord he wants to "war" not to get bullied

    • @laimansamarels6395
      @laimansamarels6395 6 лет назад +12

      The doo can play anything, he will destroy him for shure

    • @Jay_Sidaris
      @Jay_Sidaris 6 лет назад

      Oh come on it still be fun i think. He shred wars against angel vivaldi for goodness sake if he can do that he can have anyone do the segment with him i think. Pretty hard to top that i think, vivaldi a monster

    • @Jay_Sidaris
      @Jay_Sidaris 6 лет назад +2

      And trying to debate the doo is better than vivaldi is a very hard thing to do i think. Hard to compare two beasts when you know they ll never be put in that cage

    • @daoyang6055
      @daoyang6055 6 лет назад

      Add Patrick Somoulay and the list is complete

  • @MaryjaneDaniel
    @MaryjaneDaniel 7 лет назад +133

    Everyone thinks I taught myself how to sing, but I actually I just learned to blow the weed smoke on the microphone and let the weed do the singing, man.

  • @artturipura9238
    @artturipura9238 6 лет назад +139

    0:57 How Metallica be during And Justice For All

  • @bunnyvesper6824
    @bunnyvesper6824 7 лет назад +37

    Vocalist: *sings notes*
    Jared: *works on his powered off computer*

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 лет назад +1

      Jax LaPoint That's the best way to.deal with singers and I'm.a singing drummer, lol
      Proof? Watch "perry" on RUclips
      ruclips.net/video/MQi-spwbFPk/видео.html
      I am DEFINITELY the fashion queen. I have special flamingo Vans JUST for drumming. So I can feel the pedals.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 6 лет назад +1

      Singing drummers must unite man....actually wait, how is that gonna work in a thrash metal band?

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 7 лет назад +120

    4:06 That mousepad is a pick, nice!

    • @xXxThelegend27xXx
      @xXxThelegend27xXx 6 лет назад +1

      We've got em at Marshall Music TC, I think. Pretty cool! I don't have a PC so I don't have one but still haha

    • @st3929
      @st3929 5 лет назад +1

      I have the same and I love it too

  • @lucky_796
    @lucky_796 5 лет назад +557

    "People don't do minute long solos anymore"
    Free bird: *_what_*

  • @juandanielhdzplays2133
    @juandanielhdzplays2133 6 лет назад +2727

    Do people actually treat bass players like this in real life?

    • @bartmj
      @bartmj 6 лет назад +744

      Some do..it's stupid. Being a prick for someone who is supposed to deliver performance for you.. I know its jokes but still.

    • @Lvng_Kvlt
      @Lvng_Kvlt 6 лет назад +107

      Bass yo only mean bands

    • @marysue1119
      @marysue1119 6 лет назад +163

      Bass player whats that ?

    • @yridox8730
      @yridox8730 6 лет назад +304

      Yes unless your bass has 6 or more strings and thinner stri.... oh wait nvm

    • @Dark_Lantern_
      @Dark_Lantern_ 5 лет назад +113

      Edit : I'm deleting this comment to stop the replies. I was trying to avoid editing my comment nor deleting it so people can actually know what's going on, but some of you preferred to reply with mockery before reading ALL of my replies.
      But basically people thought I said all bass players in the real world are the worst guitar players so they switch to bass. Of course that's a dumb statement, I know that. I genuinely apologized for implying that ALL BASS PLAYERS sucks. Everything I said is basically MY EXPERIENCE ONLY. I really appreciate people who actually pick up bass by heart, but my comment sounds like no one in the entire world does that. I know that isn't true, I was just trying to say that people in my community doesn't play bass voluntarily. I thought I made it clear in this comment, but turns out my english wasn't that good. So I'm truly sorry for implying stupid statements about bassist.

  • @LnZ_Blu
    @LnZ_Blu 7 лет назад +59

    " 11days later " Still laying on the couch and didnt even change clothes

    • @degadoodle8009
      @degadoodle8009 7 лет назад +2

      Lanze Manao Pretty accurate. That's the vocalist lifestyle.

    • @stonerscience6437
      @stonerscience6437 7 лет назад +3

      Lanze Manao sounds like most of reddit

  • @BassCattMusic
    @BassCattMusic 5 лет назад +610

    Bass players like me always get disrespected but people don’t realise how important we are.

    • @end3rwalklive108
      @end3rwalklive108 5 лет назад +36

      Yeah, if we didn't have the bass we wouldn't have good backup music gotta help the bassists and give support!

    • @job5986
      @job5986 5 лет назад +2

      Ok

    • @D3niK3ady
      @D3niK3ady 5 лет назад +20

      I’m a bass player in my band and I get the most respect in my group

    • @D3niK3ady
      @D3niK3ady 5 лет назад +6

      But then again I play piano at the same time and if I was disrespected like that I’d smash them all with my bass.... Nahhh, that wouldn’t be the reason

    • @Leon-rj4rj
      @Leon-rj4rj 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah, the bass player in ...and justice for all was pretty good

  • @Dan-Bass
    @Dan-Bass 7 лет назад +1305

    I'm the bass player :(

  • @fyuri2124
    @fyuri2124 7 лет назад +2123

    shred wars with thedooo!

  • @sid-zn7kl
    @sid-zn7kl 5 лет назад +611

    As a bass player I can confirm that our main job is to get shouted at
    Also, why does you bass have 6 strings

    • @snotbuckette528
      @snotbuckette528 4 года назад +7

      pengu I can also confirm

    • @joseh.749
      @joseh.749 4 года назад +9

      pengu why does your tenor guitar sound like that

    • @elicarrier2462
      @elicarrier2462 4 года назад +3

      Can confirm

    • @josephstalin7506
      @josephstalin7506 4 года назад +7

      That bass neck is as thick as call me carson's neck

    • @dishankmanjrekar7814
      @dishankmanjrekar7814 4 года назад +1

      This is the only reason y we guitar players disrespect u all puny little bass players. Cause u all troll us on the internet (and..................
      .
      U GUYS CAN BE PROGRAMED!!!!!)

  • @yeekzz517
    @yeekzz517 7 лет назад +587

    Let the weed sing

  • @trey5442
    @trey5442 4 года назад +126

    Me: Watches 1:05
    Cliff Burton: Laughs in Master of Puppets

    • @jorge0358
      @jorge0358 4 года назад +7

      Les Claypool: Laughs in Primus

    • @willoverdoseonmusic
      @willoverdoseonmusic 4 года назад +2

      @@jorge0358 Also Oysterhead

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 года назад +2

      @@willoverdoseonmusic Les claypool made oysterhead so that comment is kind of pointless

    • @Kat-Kobold
      @Kat-Kobold 4 года назад +3

      Geezer Butler: Laughs in %75 of Black Sabbath Discography

  • @frostycanuck1711
    @frostycanuck1711 5 лет назад +29

    My band in a nutshell
    Rhythm Guitar (me): 3:53
    Lead Guitar: 0:16
    Drummer: 1:52
    Bass: 4:39

  • @toreole
    @toreole 7 лет назад +639

    more like "every kind of band member"

  • @mkdk6831
    @mkdk6831 7 лет назад +101

    Shred Wars with thedoo!!!

  • @Chloe-op9uk
    @Chloe-op9uk 5 лет назад +116

    *John Deacon wants to know your location*

  • @tarikkarakoca9219
    @tarikkarakoca9219 7 лет назад +33

    The diva is so painfully accurate

  • @aidanpatman-clark7131
    @aidanpatman-clark7131 7 лет назад +469

    stll waiting for shred wars with...
    Marty Schwartz

  • @kanetaulanga4434
    @kanetaulanga4434 4 года назад +33

    "i dont mean to be rude but feel lile people usually stand up when theyre playing" , this is coming from the drummer....

  • @guitarbattleslive1274
    @guitarbattleslive1274 7 лет назад +764

    still waiting for shred wars with the doo

  • @snopdoggo9618
    @snopdoggo9618 7 лет назад +100

    No one knows a bassist pain 😂

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 лет назад +5

      Snop doggo drummer does.
      But you and I can ignore the jackassery from Gibson guy, and pretend Drunk singer girl isn't there and just have fun...

  • @skinnynuggetsmith7548
    @skinnynuggetsmith7548 4 года назад +37

    5:12
    He's gone full Fred Durst
    Noooooooooo

  • @stonerbone
    @stonerbone 7 лет назад +144

    Number 2 is so true. A lot of “singers” feel the need to vibrato on every note

    • @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo
      @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeo 7 лет назад +3

      Makin Bacon we listened to Morrissey. There's no way back

    • @komputerLuek
      @komputerLuek 7 лет назад +1

      actually, the vibrato is what separates boys from men... but yeah, sometimes you need that clean, soft note.

    • @TheMusicalMedic
      @TheMusicalMedic 7 лет назад +13

      Vibrato = good.
      Random vocal runs ≠ good.
      Ever.

    • @user-to5tn5li1j
      @user-to5tn5li1j 7 лет назад +1

      OOF THE ACCURACY HURTS

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 6 лет назад

      I know it's like we came from a choir or something...........wait.

  • @knusperflocke663
    @knusperflocke663 7 лет назад +91

    Shred Wars with thedooo

  • @themetalist1893
    @themetalist1893 4 года назад +9

    1:41 “People usually stand”
    -says the one sitting

    • @maleekborges8955
      @maleekborges8955 Год назад

      He kinda needs to sit down since he’s on the drums

  • @deyvisonsilva4481
    @deyvisonsilva4481 7 лет назад +512

    The diva ! 10/10

  • @mylostwife5230
    @mylostwife5230 7 лет назад +114

    I just liked every shred wars with the dooo comment

  • @mackmorris6354
    @mackmorris6354 5 лет назад +7

    All of these were amusing, but I DIED at the Stoner because I once had a singer who said that exact line in the middle of practice.

  • @IvanMihai2811
    @IvanMihai2811 6 лет назад +538

    2:43 11 days and You still have the same clothes..

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 лет назад +7

      FluțiTheMLGPro he's not playing drums
      That's why.
      You get 10 minutes in an outfit if you play drums :)

    • @adriellightvale8140
      @adriellightvale8140 6 лет назад +7

      FluţiTheMLGPro Every Sunday is laundry day.

    • @emorat1063
      @emorat1063 6 лет назад +5

      Aschilopatul washing machine

    • @Lvng_Kvlt
      @Lvng_Kvlt 6 лет назад

      Klaus.DauPTParlament well that the singer for you

    • @joshualessore7652
      @joshualessore7652 6 лет назад +1

      And has no one noticed the Big Fish/Steve Bushemi reference? 😀

  • @Joeawesomeperson
    @Joeawesomeperson 7 лет назад +144

    As a bass player I'm lucky with the amount of freedom my band gives me lol

    • @johnbotelho3453
      @johnbotelho3453 7 лет назад

      Joseph Perez lol good one 😂

    • @quiltface83
      @quiltface83 7 лет назад +24

      man bass players get too much shit... truth is when youre good youre in high demand.

    • @journeythecrab493
      @journeythecrab493 7 лет назад +2

      Quiltface Glinn Frucker

    • @we_are_nevertheless7305
      @we_are_nevertheless7305 7 лет назад

      Quiltface actually yes bassists are in high demand I wouldn’t want to be a bassist in my band though

    • @DD_Vandal
      @DD_Vandal 6 лет назад

      TheConTraDemOn Why not though?

  • @williammunson2508
    @williammunson2508 6 лет назад +55

    Haha. I feel like I would be the insecure musician, because I always feel like I could be better than I am, but I never know how I’m doing.

    • @williammunson2508
      @williammunson2508 6 лет назад +3

      Also, I think of myself as a musician, but I’m actually not.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 6 лет назад +1

      I think for me it's either I know what I'm doing but make a screw up and think that, "oh shit, someone must've noticed (this is usually at performances), it doesn't help that I jump or somehow make it known that "oh shit, I did something wrong." It's a bad habit of mine. The other example is when I actually have no idea what I'm doing but have to do it in short notice or to complete the task, I had to sight read for Chorus All-State just last night and I don't think I got a single note right. Good thing about the latter is, I can at least learn that later for whenever I need to.
      On another note, I still need to practice my snare work for my senior year of high school.

  • @tjardarosendaal4109
    @tjardarosendaal4109 7 лет назад +124

    Hurrrr you guys wun' cover highway to hell or som'n'

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 7 лет назад +332

    JOOOoooOOooOoOOOooOOOSH

    • @timothymckane6362
      @timothymckane6362 7 лет назад +13

      *AREYOUHAVINGFUNONTOURJOSH*

    • @confused5292
      @confused5292 7 лет назад +2

      That's my name don't wear it out

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 7 лет назад +2

      The Earth DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    • @Sebastian-ci8zb
      @Sebastian-ci8zb 7 лет назад

      Mackenzie 8 is a shit "musiciaaaaaaaaaaan" :D

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 7 лет назад

      Sebastian2003! DO NOT BULLY THE DUNSHINE. Also he is amazing drummer.

  • @gabestew262
    @gabestew262 5 лет назад +11

    You forgot the smug keyboardist who brags about his insane knowledge of music theory

  • @sickviscera
    @sickviscera 7 лет назад +7

    From playing in bands for 11 years, I’ve met multiple versions of every category of musician in this. Even hybrids of them. Once played with a stoner, shit talking, diva. That was an interesting time.

  • @santiagobelmont1920
    @santiagobelmont1920 7 лет назад +146

    My fav is the "I got scammed" one

    • @jxomxo
      @jxomxo 7 лет назад +4

      Duuuuuuuude

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 лет назад

      Ooooo...burn, hahaha...
      Jared, gimme a shout for $1,200 and a pile of bullsh*t :) Phil Collins liked my cover, lol. I can drop names like a...and the stoner's why you don't let the drummer sing, dumbass :)

    • @tovarishchblyad3616
      @tovarishchblyad3616 6 лет назад

      SANTIAGO

  • @trumpet_lol
    @trumpet_lol 5 лет назад +29

    5:35 my life is officially complete

  • @garretthall3372
    @garretthall3372 7 лет назад +92

    Shred wars with Kirk Hammett. Do it... no Ballz

    • @heffheffheffheffheff7182
      @heffheffheffheffheff7182 6 лет назад +3

      Kirk sucks bruh

    • @kadengonzales9946
      @kadengonzales9946 6 лет назад +5

      @@heffheffheffheffheff7182 oh yeah, lead guitarist for the greatest metal band of all time, trash for sure lmao

    • @TheMillenialGamer
      @TheMillenialGamer 6 лет назад

      @ kirk is sloppy.. james is better than kirk.. also you not knowing the difference between they,their, they are , annoys me af

    • @metalboy5150
      @metalboy5150 6 лет назад +1

      MBT TV Kirk really isn't sloppy. I'll admit that he's gotten really lazy in his solo composition in recent years, but he's never been particularly sloppy. Sloppy is Jimmy Page, God love him. He's one of the greats, but he's slopoy as hell when it comes to soloing. Kirk, though? Nah. I'll grant he might not be as "on" as he once was, but all those dudes are pushing 60. That shit happens.

    • @michaelgilbert1069
      @michaelgilbert1069 6 лет назад +1

      When kirk tries, he's incredible.

  • @littlesquidward8117
    @littlesquidward8117 7 лет назад +15

    "So you just wanna cover highway to hell or something"
    R.I.P Malcolm Young

  • @tatianabenevides4184
    @tatianabenevides4184 4 года назад +8

    When he was changing clothes I felt like I was creating a character on guitar hero 😂

  • @tomekgnr321
    @tomekgnr321 7 лет назад +260

    The background music is so cool

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 7 лет назад +2

      It sounds so much like X JAPAN's "Easy Fight Rambling," except the guitar is louder.

    • @mipi_game
      @mipi_game 7 лет назад +12

      It's a RUclips stock song called "Takeoff" by Ethan Meixsell

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 7 лет назад +10

      +MIPI Well, I'd take it over ukuleles and whistles any day of the week.

    • @xdvatican3535
      @xdvatican3535 7 лет назад +15

      Sounds like joe satriani satch boogie

    • @cat_is_alive996
      @cat_is_alive996 7 лет назад +2

      Jaden Pisarczyk thats what I thought too.

  • @redlenseglasses4111
    @redlenseglasses4111 7 лет назад +32

    all I can think of at 2:20 is the KNEE-work tattoo
    GET IT
    IT'S A KEY WORK
    oN HIS KNEE
    I should go outside more.

  • @wigglyjoker8575
    @wigglyjoker8575 5 лет назад +16

    5:45 and that is how Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath got it's intro

  • @themuchdingdong
    @themuchdingdong 7 лет назад +13

    Why does the Gimli looking dude sound like a normal person? He needs to talk like a viking or something before I freak out

  • @shaddow2022
    @shaddow2022 7 лет назад +11

    I think Jared had way too much fun with the Fashion Queen one.

  • @demdrumsandguitar8208
    @demdrumsandguitar8208 5 лет назад +9

    5:44 how to prepare for an AC/DC vocal cover

  • @98doom
    @98doom 7 лет назад +29

    5:50 sweet leaf

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 7 лет назад +13

    Jared plays the Insecure Guy too well.

  • @jacobburnett1175
    @jacobburnett1175 4 года назад +3

    00:56 a live look at Jason newsted talking to James and Lars in studio .circa 1987-1988

  • @DustinPlatt
    @DustinPlatt 5 лет назад +43

    You ever seen the back of a Chapman Guitar?
    You ever seen the back of a Chapman guitar.... *onnn weeeeed?*

  • @RedmarKerkhof
    @RedmarKerkhof 7 лет назад +13

    "I play better when I'm stoned, I really do."

  • @egosumumbraemortis5609
    @egosumumbraemortis5609 4 года назад +5

    The Gear Guy: has an unending stream of new gear he’s never satisfied with but keeps because it’s the most expensive. Also doesn’t know how to use it to its full potential.

  • @raysmetaltracks6782
    @raysmetaltracks6782 7 лет назад +13

    Highway to Hell - sad moment when I didn't get the joke, realizing that its because I'm old...

  • @deep_jupiter_ocean
    @deep_jupiter_ocean 6 лет назад +88

    You literally fuked up my ears at 1:18

  • @ros9764
    @ros9764 4 года назад +2

    4:42 *rare footage of Dave Mustaine having a conversation with Metallica when he was still in the band*

  • @echoingmelodies
    @echoingmelodies 7 лет назад +16

    the last one is every vocalist I ever worked with omfg

    • @MegaDylan180
      @MegaDylan180 6 лет назад

      Myke Murphy my old drummer used to just constantly get High and not rehearse, constantly annoyed me

  • @tomfrazofishal
    @tomfrazofishal 4 года назад +30

    1:27 Dream Theater wants to know your location

    • @filipvc5107
      @filipvc5107 4 года назад

      @@SpywareVA I think he says that you are a location 😂

  • @musicmike1960
    @musicmike1960 4 года назад +5

    Let's not forget the Cell phone guy...The Drunk guy...The Late guy...The early to leave guy...The I need a ride guy...The I have to take a break after 20 minute guy...The bring your girlfriend to every practice guy...The dude I hardly ever touch my guitar when I'm home guy...The tendonitis guy at the age of 25...The list goes on and on and yet we still do it day in and day out...

  • @alp8192
    @alp8192 7 лет назад +92

    Omg! Does your band let the bass player tell his opinion?! What an open minded community!

    • @PhuNguyen-ph6lx
      @PhuNguyen-ph6lx 7 лет назад +6

      Eh, our school's band have the bassist as the band founder or something, so his opinion likes God's word

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 лет назад

      Phú Nguyễn A secret, youngster: He's driving the bus, TRUST ME. Drummer is just the wheels...

  • @sydneytimmermans
    @sydneytimmermans 7 лет назад +6

    I like seeing Jared go back to his glory days

  • @さあんおかた
    @さあんおかた 5 лет назад +16

    1:07 that poster in the back though XD

  • @RTPxPJ
    @RTPxPJ 7 лет назад +5

    "We should write a song where we each have a minute long solo"
    "people don't really do that anymore"
    Me: Be a lot cooler if they did.

  • @macumbamacumba5174
    @macumbamacumba5174 7 лет назад +314

    Shred wars w/ Rick Graham

  • @tmassun591
    @tmassun591 4 года назад +28

    5:45 that's just straight up coronavirus

  • @chiefshep5885
    @chiefshep5885 7 лет назад +7

    03:30 "Did I tell you - I'm that Buckethead?" LOOOOOOL

  • @ivybauer8863
    @ivybauer8863 6 лет назад +75

    oh god... The Bass Player... why is my life...
    and yes, I do play bass. or rather, am PLAYING bass at this moment. what? no, of course watching RUclips videos counts as practicing. How? uuh...

    • @Bitch6667-q1w
      @Bitch6667-q1w 6 лет назад +6

      Do guitar first. With those years of flute playing, your hands will be used to making complex finger combinations, and you will already have a head start over most players. Bass is easy to learn, but quite difficult to get good at. Start with guitar and later if you want you can try the bass you can. Hope this helps

    • @kyrosite1810
      @kyrosite1810 6 лет назад +1

      Watch band maid, the bassist name is MISA maybe she can inspire u

    • @nico_fdc
      @nico_fdc 5 лет назад

      @Shadow Normal 4 strings bass and a lot of classes DAH

  • @thenerdofthenorth8205
    @thenerdofthenorth8205 4 года назад +3

    I'm somehow the Fill-In, while also being the drummer and being a full member of the band.

  • @spencerlee4410
    @spencerlee4410 6 лет назад +3

    5:24 rare footage of toby migure preparing for spiderman 3

  • @AshThePhoenix.
    @AshThePhoenix. 5 лет назад +14

    0:57 the sad life of a bassist.

  • @iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651
    @iamdaveandhaveaniceday2651 5 лет назад +2

    Vinne: I dunno it’s fun
    Also Vinne:: holding a guitar that costs more than his house

  • @larfanformersalat0220
    @larfanformersalat0220 7 лет назад +47

    Gimli s already drunk again!

    • @vincemindas
      @vincemindas 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah I heard he drank heroin from a fire hose before this

    • @SquatchLord666
      @SquatchLord666 7 лет назад

      Vincent Mindas RIP

  • @E-MusicProductions
    @E-MusicProductions 7 лет назад +51

    Your opinion doesn't really matter you know... microaggression detected!

  • @flawlessfail1642
    @flawlessfail1642 5 лет назад +2

    When its 2 years later and you realize you still embody most of these ;(

  • @JaKamps
    @JaKamps 7 лет назад +37

    I've totally been that bass player & has been there!

  • @karimnedal9714
    @karimnedal9714 4 года назад +6

    As a bass player, i demand more respect

  • @gavingoldthorpe
    @gavingoldthorpe 6 лет назад +2

    hahaha "ill get my friend Matt heafy to play in the band" actually met irl

  • @cypherking5546
    @cypherking5546 4 года назад +4

    (1:05)
    Tom Araya: *Laughs in Reign in Blood*

  • @tywebb7744
    @tywebb7744 7 лет назад +32

    Forgot the no show-er

  • @Chopsey0
    @Chopsey0 Год назад +1

    cant believe this was 5 years ago

  • @JoshRiffMonster
    @JoshRiffMonster 7 лет назад +231

    2:45
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I love metal
    SO YOU DO!!!!

    • @lavabite
      @lavabite 7 лет назад +2

      Josh RiffMonster i dont like metal.

    • @neurobytes9760
      @neurobytes9760 7 лет назад +4

      lava bite u monster

    • @lavabite
      @lavabite 7 лет назад +2

      NeuroBytes im okay with that. Metals boring & repitive with no groove to it.

    • @jackanderson6664
      @jackanderson6664 7 лет назад +1

      lava bite i completley agree its the easiest type of music to write besides country and i hate it

    • @TheBonegames
      @TheBonegames 7 лет назад +5

      Wouldn't it be "so do you"?