5:30 I thought that she accidentally clicked the drum track on the sound pad. Then the camera panned out and I realized how much Mayhem was going on. 😂😂😂
If you're being serious, fucking ouch. Even if you're used to things that size (;P) it's still got sharp metal edges and there's no increase in diameter, it's just instant.
Well like a virtuoso musician can often replicate things by ear. I mean that might make sense as to why it was close but not exactly perfect. It’s just a scale that’s repeats 3 times in different pitches with a long note at the end. But you very well could be right
Quick Edit: Here is a video of me several weeks before The solo - ruclips.net/video/LyIOBRdPYVQ/видео.html - I was always a rhythm guitar player, A friend of mine told me that you will regret never doing a solo in front of a live audience and don't finish school without doing one, I took up that challenge and that was the result aha, Sorry for the loooong wait on the replies The one with the really bad guitar solo is me 13:10 , it wasn't a bet, I was nervous asf and I wanted to do a solo before the end of the year, this is the result ahaha I honestly can't watch it and I had to for my music class to review and see what i could improve on......everything ahahahaha
its not o.k to explore musical places you shouldn't go and know absolutely nothing about while playing live. a famous person once said"you can play 1000 live shows but 1 nasty performance and you will be mocked,ridiculed and remembered in an unpleasant manner for an eternity"
nah, my 1st violin was about £70 (~$35), the one i have now is about £3,000 ($1,500) what a waste of a violin, but it still makes me wonder why he was doing the solo when he was 2nd desk of firsts. I've been lead violin and only on divisi parts do other desks play accompanying roles
KrashOmnis really? All 7? I’ve been on 4 and not one of them have been the same. Some have been really bad. But the one I’m on now has been amazing and I’m so thankful for it
This is a little extreme, but life's short. I wanted to take my life tonight. After a long phone call with one of my closest friends, things feel far better. I immediately made myself a hot meal, let my friends and family know I love them; and came here to watch your videos. They're simple, and goofy. You both are incredible people, and the world is a better place because of you. Thank you guys. Much love from Waynesboro Pennsylvania.
You guys should write and produce an entire song together and put it in one video. Lyrics and all. I think the creativity between you two is off the charts.
Ahoj fellow Slovakian I come from Bratislava Many kids find it very strange because I’m mixed-race but I am I love Avion It is my favourite shopping scented since it’s like 5 mins away by car Bye fellow Slovakian 🇸🇰 😄
lmao oh man poor guy on violin, the phone going off im with yall, id ben so embarrassed too-- but gotta love his quick humor with it to play back the ring tone on his violin... LOL the guy on trumpet at the wedding, i was like ok if it a vrey young child who was trying id give it a slide, but camera pans over and its like OH MY GOD NO thats a grown ass man ! hell no
Dude, nothing is a fail ever again after seeing a drum throne pole go up a dudes ass. And I can't un-see that. I can't un-know that happened. I'm scarred for life now. Thanks.
@@skylarmccloud4080 😑🙄 sar·casm /ˈsärˌkazəm/ noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment" synonyms:derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting;
Sitting here in Washington.... drinking some exquisite wine, making home made burgers, (better then dicky) and watch this lovely show... this is truly the life
I did the national anthem in front my whole middle school through a clean bass amp and failed bad. Everyone laughed at me and told me to quit And I came back with my band on the last day of 8th grade and played a kickass show. Been playing guitar ever since. Don't listen to haters. Go practice and come back to show people the progress you have made.
The violinist. I was at a concert at Wolf Trap in DC to see Itzhak Perlman. As he starts his first piece, a couple came tramping down the center aisle to their seats. Perlman stopped and said, "Okay, we'll all wait for you." Huge laughter. Cheers....
So I've been really wanting to see a colab with you, Austin, davie 504 and stevie in an amazing metal song. You and Austin on vocals, you and stevie on guitar and davie on bass. Maybe 8-bit drummer on drums. It would be legendary!!!
6 years later and the trumpet sound Austin makes at 7:41 still makes me cry laughing
6 лет назад+16
Definately went up his ass. That pole was soiled...yep def soiled. Note the subtle matte glaze of the steel pole. Thats ass residual matter. no doubt. CRINGE
The last one there, who plays the guitar made me remember a singing student I had once who was convinced he could perform really well, but I told him to wait... he didn't listen to me and just went on stage on a school's performance🤦♀️ These people have no self awareness at aaaaallll! Btw, really loving the yt channel! Congrats, guys!!!
I studied the first fail not so intensively, watched it on 0.25 speed to find the first frame of the clip, and it is entirely fake. First, if it was real, you would probably hear and possibly see damage to the pants and seat, which there is none. Second if you pause it at 0:38, you can see that there is already a hole in the seat. Third, the seat doesn't travel nearly far enough to expose that much of the pole. Also, if that did happen, there would most likely be blood on the pole or something.
The Nokia ringtone thing is from Gran Valse by Tárrega, so maybe the viola player had been exposed to it before hand. The trumpet wedding is probably in Brazil given the surroundings and people.
React to the « Shit gets real at a talent show » video ! Some guys play a Creed song at their school’s talent show, then, when they finish, « shit gets real »... I couldn’t stop laughing for 5 minutes when I first saw that !
10:38 I found out somewhere that this was supposed to be a record attempt for the longest concert, either broadcasted or just live. Can't remember. But the band had been playing for over twelve hours when this particular clip took place. The drummer literally just passed out from being up and playing for so long nonstop. Probably also explains the no shoes on the singer since standing in shoes is probably more uncomfortable than going barefoot.
"That's like the worship team got drunk and jammed." I have LEGIT done that, we played metal inside the church drunk off our minds. Safe to say I'm no longer part of that church.
What is Jared drinking?
1:Beer
2:Apple Juice
3:Piss
I'll pick answer 3
Phineus Pailes It’s Defiantly Number 3
Obviously all 3 mixed
Obviously 3
Piss
"is that drummer a dead guy?"
*drummer then dies*
Don't disrespect Nick Menza like that
zeoalexo Nobody mentioned Nick, did we?
@@EvilSewnit sorry. Still kinda sad about it
Dickey is actually Light from Death Note.
Welp he is now
The church song is Oceans by Hillsong and the drummer played that part 8 times faster than its played hahaha
Tommy Vines lol
It's a crap song. I understand why the drummer rushed it.
Crusader Koala it’s an awesome song but okay
KillerWhale 0522 its too long
Feels like a cult.
5:30 I thought that she accidentally clicked the drum track on the sound pad. Then the camera panned out and I realized how much Mayhem was going on. 😂😂😂
Same
@@nesto9889nice pfp
Me too! I think it would have actually been funnier if she tapped the drum loop. And then some kind of weird jungle melody
“That’s horrible”
“That’s great”
“That’s horrible”
“That’s great”
The throning happened to me once - i made sure to finish. Never let a good crisis go to waste.
...not referring to the song either.
Josh Steffen did it hurt????? as a fellow drummer, i am scared that it will happen to me
Gian K. Beluso III same af
If you're being serious, fucking ouch. Even if you're used to things that size (;P) it's still got sharp metal edges and there's no increase in diameter, it's just instant.
I love your covers
OMG JOSH STEFFEN
That trumpet sounds like my life if it were a noise
Same
Same
Same
emaS
*wife
5:13 when the church drummer listens to too much Neil Peart
Joseph Stalin rip...
Eliah • 47 years ago to who is the question
To Neil.
Eliah • 47 years ago I don’t know man look at your comment and you will see
Didn’t know Stalin was a fan of Family Guy. And Rush
the ring tone one is actually a classical song so that's why he probably knew how to play it
M316
That's true, and now I feel like a complete dumbass now.
Well like a virtuoso musician can often replicate things by ear. I mean that might make sense as to why it was close but not exactly perfect. It’s just a scale that’s repeats 3 times in different pitches with a long note at the end.
But you very well could be right
M316 Gran Vals by Francisco Tarrega
Either way, he was the best
Also a very classy way to let idiots with phones know you're pissed at them...copying their ringtone. :D
5:15 when your church needs a drummer but you only play rock/metal
Aka me 😂
Yep that’s me
Quick Edit: Here is a video of me several weeks before The solo - ruclips.net/video/LyIOBRdPYVQ/видео.html - I was always a rhythm guitar player, A friend of mine told me that you will regret never doing a solo in front of a live audience and don't finish school without doing one, I took up that challenge and that was the result aha, Sorry for the loooong wait on the replies
The one with the really bad guitar solo is me 13:10 , it wasn't a bet, I was nervous asf and I wanted to do a solo before the end of the year, this is the result ahaha I honestly can't watch it and I had to for my music class to review and see what i could improve on......everything ahahahaha
if it's really you, it's okay to fail something and to be nervous, so don't worry about it :)
that was a really big oof
sry for necromancy, but were you playing "für elise"?
huge balls tho
its not o.k to explore musical places you shouldn't go and know absolutely nothing about while playing live.
a famous person once said"you can play 1000 live shows but 1 nasty performance and you will be mocked,ridiculed and remembered in an unpleasant manner for an eternity"
@@trillrifaxegrindor4411 well... sure it was not Kurt Cubain saying that, or Amy Winehouse, or almost every famous artists
Way back in the '70s/'80s, my dad would play Stairway to Heaven on his acoustic guitar during communion at his catholic church.
Lol
Nice
Jared's drinking apple juice acting like its alcohol.
An Account Made To Reply How dou you know that?
Looks like piss
Jared makes urine drinking look cool.
If you drink Alcohol like that you're spastic
With those sips I'd hope it ain't alcohol... It'll evaporate quicker!
Worship leader: "AND YOU ARE MI-"
Drummer: *spams*
Jesus: Am I a joke to you?
Well now I never want to sit on my drum throne
I know! now i don't ever want to sit on a stool like that at my school out of fear of getting butt-raped by it.
The insertion is real.
thats that first act throne for you haha
Sean Roods i want to sit on mine more
It's fake don't worry
The guy with the violin is a legend
The sad thing is when the kid breaks his violin at 9:34 His parents are probably STILL paying for that violin...
those are soooooo expensive -.-
not all violins are so expensive, the ones for kids can even cost 20-40 euros, but still the kid shouldn't have done that
nah, my 1st violin was about £70 (~$35), the one i have now is about £3,000 ($1,500)
what a waste of a violin, but it still makes me wonder why he was doing the solo when he was 2nd desk of firsts. I've been lead violin and only on divisi parts do other desks play accompanying roles
Evolution Rocks Dude what is with that conversion rate? Since when is dolar that high?I think you screwed something up
Game Master you may be right. I think those figures were pulled from my own rectum 😜
Been in 7 different worship teams. Can confirm Jared's comments on worship teams are 100% accurate.
KrashOmnis really? All 7? I’ve been on 4 and not one of them have been the same. Some have been really bad. But the one I’m on now has been amazing and I’m so thankful for it
What the hell is a worship team anyway?
capitancoolo1 a worship team is the band that plays at the beginning of most church services
I figured. Worship team just sounds awkward to me.
It’s not any more awkward than playing in any other setting
But first I want to talk about war robots
How du fuc did i get top comment!!!!!! I thought this was retarded
The British got Nay Nayed 0:38 He was about to play Rape me by Nirvana...
666th like, NOICE
@the_13th_dr32 thx
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The nokia ringtone was actually composed by a famous composer, sibelieus i think, thats why he know it
危机主 Weiji Zhu interesting 🤔
Francisco Taregga*
10:00 sets the bow down gently, obliterates the violin.... Misses door handle. Lmao
10:43 when your so desperate for a band that you use your friend that's been in a coma for 5 years as a drummer
Austin looks like he lost a bunch of weight, good for him.
hahaha
For your health
I wish Jared would because of a positive aids diagnoses
Kinda not you're business.
Nick Lockwood he’s just congratulating him on loosing weight
He was playing drums for the lord😂😂😂
they finally changed clothes
Metal \m/ They film a lot of episodes in one day
This is a little extreme, but life's short. I wanted to take my life tonight. After a long phone call with one of my closest friends, things feel far better. I immediately made myself a hot meal, let my friends and family know I love them; and came here to watch your videos. They're simple, and goofy. You both are incredible people, and the world is a better place because of you. Thank you guys. Much love from Waynesboro Pennsylvania.
Did things get better for you?
hope you're doing better now
I hope you're still ok. Much love from Bettendorf, IA.
Hope things are a little better for you now!
The only music fail was your tour
Love you
GOTTTTEM
OOoOFF
"After homie hit that high note"
Dead
9:44 that laugh is *W H O L E S O M E*
They way the camera pans out to the dude goin beast mode on the E-Drums 😭😭😭
"Lesbian Fred Durst" 😂
6:54 out of ALL instruments WHY would you hire a TRUMPET for your wedding. like AT LEAST hire a good player
I’m getting a piano and a synthesizer! 😂
If you repeatedly rewind this video, it looks like Austin is slapping him self right in the face constantly. 😂😂😂 I did it by accident and I died 😂
Being a punk bass player in a praise band I can honestly say I know how that drummer feels lol
On the eye of the tiger one.. is dude playing a 12 string electric? 😂
The dickey trumpet sound at 7:41 is something else
Are we not gonna talk about how good Austin is at instrument impressions???
Was I the only person who heard when he said "lesbian Fred Durst" for the drummer kid who fell? Lmao very true.
The violin one was an April fools joke that's why he was careful with the bow. He destroyed a cheap violin but didn't screw up his bow.
You guys should write and produce an entire song together and put it in one video. Lyrics and all. I think the creativity between you two is off the charts.
50 views, 68 likes.
Speech 100
Illusion more like haha
Yeah that too.
Metalhead Ryan skyrim logic
Someone needs to edit the video of the drummer falling off his stool and add a gunshot sound right before the fall.
Or add it to the chuck Norris sniper shot video to
Shout out to the violinist @4:00, Lukáš Kmiť - a fellow Slovak ♥
Ondrej Skivalkählisiin Me?
Ahoj fellow Slovakian
I come from Bratislava
Many kids find it very strange because I’m mixed-race but I am
I love Avion
It is my favourite shopping scented since it’s like 5 mins away by car
Bye fellow Slovakian 🇸🇰 😄
That's a viola
Meanwhile I'm here like-
🇨🇿
8:28 I like how the guy keeps his position so the dude can get his hair free
Jared thinks he is so cool drinking Apple juice.
Most babies do.
What makes you think that?
Fuck jared.biggest poser
@@juriahtalib2765 shut up you 14 year old.
Apple juice is pretty good tho
My farts sound more musical then that trumpet player.
You actually have to make the sound of a fart in a trumpet
Mine actually have tone! I typically hear a G in there! 😂🤣😂🤣
Kanye singing bohemian rhapsody better be on here
“Doconebagxxeond”
“I assume talent show.”
“Szojfbwakcod”
“I don’t know.”
3:20 😂😂
I got a “The Dave Mustaine Show” ad on this video...
Searches Dave Mustaine...
Is sad...
The half spin is a vocalists side leg rocker stance...
You forgot the one with the guy singing Michael Jackson songs using Cookie Monster's voice...
That's not a fail though
I dont think you know what "cookie monster voice" is
Evilwhiteclownpunk i
link?
Evilwhiteclownpunk I
Can’t believe the channel banner is you guys as potatoes holding swords
*cute*
At first I thought that the guy that got his hair stuck on the guitar was boyinaband
He looks more like Glenn Fricker.
ImNot Mexican u right tho....
Sean O'Reilly yes that’s what I thought
6:34 the trumpet got me dying 😂😂😂
2:20 RIP to all the Guitars that got into the hands of such kids.
I remember when my 7 year old dabbed, once. Almost had her committed for identifying as a lamb.
The last one sounded like he tried to play Für Elise, then he came up with some......impro I guess. It sounded more like someone raping a cat.
tumate45 I thought the same exact thing. :D
+FALpwn
Or maybe that :D
But I dont how it sounds like :D
FALpwn wait... does that mean you put gerbals in paint shakers?
Don't mention rape, thanks.
@@leonhall4438
Ok, snowflake.
5:13 insert Lars meme
“Hey Dad, I bought you a dad covered shirt”
Colored????
I used to be a Technical Director for some churches. The “Oceans drummer” is not uncommon lol.
That cover of Oceans is legendary...
Nick Ribali Despacito 2 is still better
lmao oh man poor guy on violin, the phone going off im with yall, id ben so embarrassed too-- but gotta love his quick humor with it to play back the ring tone on his violin... LOL the guy on trumpet at the wedding, i was like ok if it a vrey young child who was trying id give it a slide, but camera pans over and its like OH MY GOD NO thats a grown ass man ! hell no
The Orchestra one was an April Fools prank
That first one. Bet right before he sat down, he said "fuck this shitty stool." The stool heard him.
anyone else think of the Spino from Jurassic park when they hear that ring tone?
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one!
My boi lost his virginity to a stool
5:38 thought it was lars tbh
Lars isn’t that good
Dude, nothing is a fail ever again after seeing a drum throne pole go up a dudes ass. And I can't un-see that. I can't un-know that happened. I'm scarred for life now. Thanks.
Sleep well with that lil sugar plumb dancing in your head.
MMMHHHHMMWWWaahahhhahhahhhaaaaa
@@skylarmccloud4080 😑🙄
sar·casm
/ˈsärˌkazəm/
noun
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
"his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment"
synonyms:derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting;
Jared: Welcome to the DickeyDines Show!
Austin: Go home.
11:50 a live demonstration of my skills in a typical gig
5:12 when a metal drummer plays Oceans
Sitting here in Washington.... drinking some exquisite wine, making home made burgers, (better then dicky) and watch this lovely show... this is truly the life
3.14159 YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!
I want burgers
I’m in anacortes Wa
5:05 when jared is asked to fill in on the drums for church
I thought the church lady hit some crazy beat at way to high a tempo on the keyboard, the pan was golden.
Hey bro’s. Y’all got me hooked on grind and cores, or as the bands y’all rep. Sounds good and keep up the vids. Legendary at this point. For reals
I did the national anthem in front my whole middle school through a clean bass amp and failed bad. Everyone laughed at me and told me to quit And I came back with my band on the last day of 8th grade and played a kickass show. Been playing guitar ever since. Don't listen to haters. Go practice and come back to show people the progress you have made.
More of these please. The entertainment in this video was most enjoyable. Keep up the great work guys.
12:43 I think I laughed more than I should have I replayed this over 15 times now
The violinist. I was at a concert at Wolf Trap in DC to see Itzhak Perlman. As he starts his first piece, a couple came tramping down the center aisle to their seats. Perlman stopped and said, "Okay, we'll all wait for you." Huge laughter. Cheers....
I gave the video a thumbs up before I watched it and then I watched it. It was hilarious.
That first one is why my drum stool cost 150 bucks. Quality is IMPORTANT.
So I've been really wanting to see a colab with you, Austin, davie 504 and stevie in an amazing metal song. You and Austin on vocals, you and stevie on guitar and davie on bass. Maybe 8-bit drummer on drums. It would be legendary!!!
6 years later and the trumpet sound Austin makes at 7:41 still makes me cry laughing
Definately went up his ass. That pole was soiled...yep def soiled. Note the subtle matte glaze of the steel pole. Thats ass residual matter. no doubt. CRINGE
Man after a year and a half this finally hit a million views. Congrats!
9:33 The guy who smashed his violin , cool !!!! Only one thing was missing , fire (Jimi Hendrix) !!!!
im the drummer on a worship team and what he said about people not saying stuff just to not hurt peoples feelings is so real
9:39 that laugh made me laugh more than the clip
The last one there, who plays the guitar made me remember a singing student I had once who was convinced he could perform really well, but I told him to wait... he didn't listen to me and just went on stage on a school's performance🤦♀️ These people have no self awareness at aaaaallll! Btw, really loving the yt channel! Congrats, guys!!!
2:44 it’s an electric 12 string to play eye of the tiger
"Hey dad I got you a dad colored shirt" I'm dead
ITS NOT A COLOR. ITS A SHADE.
I studied the first fail not so intensively, watched it on 0.25 speed to find the first frame of the clip, and it is entirely fake. First, if it was real, you would probably hear and possibly see damage to the pants and seat, which there is none. Second if you pause it at 0:38, you can see that there is already a hole in the seat. Third, the seat doesn't travel nearly far enough to expose that much of the pole. Also, if that did happen, there would most likely be blood on the pole or something.
The Nokia ringtone thing is from Gran Valse by Tárrega, so maybe the viola player had been exposed to it before hand.
The trumpet wedding is probably in Brazil given the surroundings and people.
Why the F did I spin!? Lmao
I’m pretty sure the kid playing smoke on the water was fake. Everyone’s reaction and how he just went from 0-60 in like 0.1 seconds just seemed fake.
No shit Sherlock
That guitar was paper dude. Already pre broken, or meant to be broken
4:15, the most daddy eye brow raise ever.
I'm also into violin daddys
React to the « Shit gets real at a talent show » video ! Some guys play a Creed song at their school’s talent show, then, when they finish, « shit gets real »... I couldn’t stop laughing for 5 minutes when I first saw that !
10:38 I found out somewhere that this was supposed to be a record attempt for the longest concert, either broadcasted or just live. Can't remember. But the band had been playing for over twelve hours when this particular clip took place. The drummer literally just passed out from being up and playing for so long nonstop. Probably also explains the no shoes on the singer since standing in shoes is probably more uncomfortable than going barefoot.
that first one is still getting to me... poor bum hole man...
Lol don’t worry that’s a common prank stool
It’s fake don’t worry haha. Had me wincing for a full minute.
"That's like the worship team got drunk and jammed."
I have LEGIT done that, we played metal inside the church drunk off our minds. Safe to say I'm no longer part of that church.