things you should NEVER say to a guitarist
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He took Oreos out of the freezer
Autistic_Cat I literally was about to say something. Like good video but I'm sorry you have oreos in your freezer Jared? If that is a secret gem in life pls share your wisdom
Yeah, a lot of chocolate things are better after being in the freezer. I don't know why but they're just better cold. If you get candy with chocolate, just put them in the freezer
Hold up u may have did something
Try it,the cream becomes more solid and has a different texture
Oreo is french
i hate when you get asked:
1. do you play acoustic or electric?
2. why do you need 2 guitars
3. CAN YOU PLAY THIS SONG
honestly lmaooo, the amount of times people ask me if i play electric or acoustic is ridiculous. if i had £1 for every time someone asked me that question, i would be able to buy my dream guitar
Or hey can you play THAT ONE SONG
Someone: Can you play THAT ONE SONG?
Me:What song..?
Someone: Y’know, the song that goes Du du ddu ddu du?
Me: BrUh
What’s so bad about asking if they play acoustic or electric. Isn’t it just a question on what you prefer
My parents always say "you have 7 guitars you don't need more" but see that's where they're wrong.
“Fenders are for old people”
That low key pissed me off🤣
@That Young Gamer 13 And I like my edge strat
I got a squier precision fender bass and people now call me boomer.
Same
That_Green_Gentleman_ Ryden epic
Same, haha, wanted to write the same😂
“I just learn by ear”
*cries in bass*
I already played cello for 2 years before I started bass so I could read bass clef 😂
*cry in beginner guitarist*
RIGHT
MEEE
Taannro I know right😂
I hate it when someone says 'Do you know how to play "( name of song)", it goes da-da-da-da -da-da-da-da-da. Ok, I'm not going to know how to play a song on guitar by hearing you say 'da-da-da-da-da-da-da'. I have to sit down and learn it from the original recording and then practice it. This has happened to me many times at jam sessions and drives me nuts.
Welcome to the jungle?
Especially when the dadadas are way out of tune
@@jackm7603 my friend always wants me to play do do do do do do doo do do do do do doo
@@k0slizard389 semi charmed life
Master of puppets?
"Every good guitarist can read sheet music." Ouch.
Yeah, I can't read sheet music and I feel kinda bad about it sometimes. It's just easier for me to learn by ear
Panzer Man Eddie van halen can't read sheet music
I can only sing off of sheet music, but playing is something I can't do
Hey we got something in common i suck at sheet music and learning by ear is pretty easy with some songs.
If anyone could teach us sheet music though you will be a boss!
I started by memorizing what notes on the staff corresponded with the notes on the fretboard. (Guitar uses treble clef, by the way) Just begin with the open strings. Next, figure out the rest of the staff notes. Mnemonics are really helpful. In the meantime, get the note values/rhythms down, they don’t really take long to understand.
With the basics down, READ THE SHEET MUSIC VERY SLOWLY! I find it helpful to memorize one or two songs with the sheets in front of you, but you need to bite the bullet and practice new material. It goes without saying that you should learn simple stuff before moving onto advanced pieces.
When playing the notes, I find it helpful to stick to the first 5 frets, as beyond that is where the notes begin to repeat. Get whatever notes you have down to muscle memory, where you know what to do when you see the notes on a staff.
While this process takes a long time, I think it is very rewarding and improves the connection between you and the guitar. Use the internet to find new music to read. Keep strong!
"Every good guitarist can read sheet music."
*cries in tabs*
I feel that one😂😭😭
Austin Martín Hernández well good for you jk that’s cool man
@Austin Martín Hernández same with me, but for me, depends of the music, like some are easier to read in tabs, others in sheet
@Austin Martín Hernández I never learned music theory personnaly...
M4J1K I literally can’t read sheet music to save my life-
Can I show a guitar trick?
*I sAw iT oN bUzZfEeD*
That pissed me off a lot.
oh no
At least he didn't go wendy o. Williams on his guitar
How many Guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only 1, but you need another 5 to say, "Pffft I could've done that!"
Nah 5: 1 to change it, and the other 4 to complain about how the old one was better.
lol wow
One to change it and 4 to tell you how they could have done it better
No, 4 to change it and 1 to say "i can do it on my own"
It better be a NOS Sylvania light bulb from 1964. The new light bulbs just don't have the same warmth.
0:55 Nothing good ever comes from "I saw it on Buzzfeed".
Josh Dalviken Amen!
Buzzfeed is pure cringe and cancer.
me : practice alternate picking
gf: what song is that?
😂
She probably thinks sweep picking equates to skill too.
Everytime I fucking play anything like random strumming to stuff I've written, my family is like "what song is that" it's annoying as fuck. Or the good ol "hey can you play ___?*
makayla nicole makayla nicole They’re most likely curious and just want to bond with their child
@@Headless3000 yes
3:18 Yeah, that's how you get murdered in your sleep at my house...
Can you learn ‘song x’?
No.
But it’s easy.
Don’t want to.
Why not?
Song sucks.
...I just wanna hear you play it once...
I WOULD HAVE TO PLAY IT DOZENS OF TIMES FOR THAT “ONCE”.
Oh... please?
...........................
I hate when people ask me at school why I have 5 guitars and I explain to them why and they still don't understand😂😂
Just say," because I can afford to play" and say their name really disgusted sounding
Why does anyone have more than one of anything? *So why is it any different for guitars
Just tell them "timbre".
@@daisyloumisakidondu6159 because.
@@jaydenstrashcan *
“Y’know Yoko Ono was my favorite Beatle.”
OoOOoOooFFF
BIG OOOOOOF
"Was Paul McCartney really in a band before Wings?"
she is 😍 so glad she broke them up 🥰
you missed one thing : "you have too many guitars, you should sell one"
*A few
or why do you need more than 6 strings on a guitar, why do you bother changing strings, painted necks have the best feel. without the bass player the guitar player would sound like shit, mesa make shit cabinets, why would you buy an unknown brand like revv generator everyone knows peavey is the best, so many things you shouldn't say to a guitarist xD
@@alvarg the first two just sound like questions, which you could just answer.
“Nickelback is way better than Tool”
That’s something you should never say to anybody
ItsaGrac Those are fighting words!
I'm not familiar with Tool but I've definitely heard of them. That one little audio clip is the most I've heard and is that actually how the singer sounds?
I've never been more angered about music when I heard that
for reals
Lee Whitworth Yes. But he has a great range as well. Plus his screams are really unique in his own way
"I think I accidentally deleted a whole song"
I think we're going to have to run the ones.
2:20 My guitar teacher literally has a dream to move out to the middle of Montana just so he rock out with his amps cranked all the way and not have anyone complain. He's gonna move across the country just so no one will ever tell him "turn that down" again
1:25
The funny part is that Tony is now the bassist for Rest, Repose.
2:35 "Are you sure that you're not left-handed?" LOL 😁
Ok hold up..
Did you grab oreos....
Out of the freezer?
Did you just steal that from the
Most liked comment
Stolen
@@llla_german_ewoklll6413 dude I don't steal shit. I saw the comment afterwards but genuinely didn't care.
It's an orea ice cream sandwich
You don't do that?
Some assholes spilled their drinks on my amp at a party one time. It was sticky and disgusting but luckily they didn't spill into anything, just onto the outside. Trying to clean around the knobs and that stupid material Marshall uses with all the little cracks was a pain in the ass.
RealGamerManz same shit happened to me. I let the guy play my guitar and he managed to break a string and then spill a bear all over my amp haha. It was my buddy so I didn’t mind but it was just like wtf lol
Cold Clutch
I was just using my amp as a speaker for music but some random girls I'd never met did it so I was pretty pissed off.
So I'm hoping you drop kicked him during the show and than proceeded to perform a face melting solo over him while he was laid out on the floor right.
RealGamerManz
Boo hoo.
Looks like im not the only one having these party issues. Someone managed to break a speaker cable for my AMP on a party this summer. RIP
“I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shoutout”
Thanks Jared for making my day
In the band rest repose (maybe you've heard of it before) the drummer is the best guitar player in the Band :D
in Nirvana too
christoph Mocken you are aware that this youtube-channel is the guy from rest repose, aren't you? 😅
Jonas Schmutzer you're aware that's the joke, right?
Fluff is good too
LoetzMahGoats i wasn't sure, so i thought telling that wouldn't hurt 😅 that's also why i added the "aren't you" 😉😂
I like when a cocky Bass player tells you turn up you guitar amp, I can still hear my Bass
that's the funnest part
2:49 Jared knows he's the best member ha
“Nickel back is way better than tool” 💀💀💀
Some one said that tuh me...no one would remember he was once alive
Before you know it the guitar is confiscated by the police as a murder weapon.
The Pie that the Cats Eat that’s for sure lol
i almost died of an anger related heart attack. You dont say that line to anyone.
The Pie that the Cats Eat same. Avid fan of both - but Tool takes the cake lmfao
"I could build you one for $1200 and a shoutout" YOU THREW THAT SHADE INTO THE FRIKIN SHADOW REALM
werewolfcooties i dont get it
Angelo NegoWhite Jared got scammed recently from a guy who told him that he was going to build him a guitar for $1,200 and a shout out...
"Why do you need two guitars?"
"We don't need new strings"
So, you've chosen death...
4:00 is literally my parents
2:21
My mom walks in my room while I’m playing
She says turn it down
It’s at 3 volume
Same, only mine's at 1.5
Mine's loud at 3, lol
3:41 *TRIGGERED*
Lol I feel that
Hendrix couldn't read sheet music
you're not hendrix though
R/woooosh
He's also dead, so who's the real winner here?
85 percent (or so) of all guitarists can't read sheet music.
Incog2k6 where did u get this statistic? Cause im pretty sure that’s wrong
"Nickelback is way better than Tool"
I had to pause the video and breath for a minute
I felt you
Farouk BEN FRAJ SAME
Farouk BEN FRAJ same I was about to freak out.
Lol so many of these are true! I always get people saying "why do you have so many guitars?". Absolutely drives me mad.
What makes it worse is that the people who say that are usually the same people who'll obsessively buy new trainers, like "dude, you own over 50 pairs of Nikes! don't have a go at me for owning 7 guitars!"
“Every good guitarist can read sheet music.”
In my story, someone told me the opposite which is to learn songs by ear, but use the tab as a reference tool. I can read music when playing guitar, but I learn singing by ear.
How else do you learn singing
The joke I heard a long time ago was "how do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of them."
"I could build you one for $1200 and a shout-out" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
01:44
NEVER say it to a guitar llayer, NEVER!!!!
I'm a guitar player and I don't know what Dimebag is.
RockySandman Walk on home, boy.
alex 3 Eh? And you mean to say what by that?
Metal guitar? cuz if so you obviously know nothing about metal guitarists.
OMG so true
2:25
Lars’ actual conversation with Jason Newsted while making AJFA.
2:42 HA! :D
metfan4l Killed it :v
Probably my favorite part in the whole video
was it a nirvana/foo fighters reference
Sacyriata yeah, it was about Dave Grohl
Things you should never say to a cellist:
“Is that a double bass!” (Some people even ask if it’s a bass guitar)
“Woah, I never knew you played guitar!”
“Man, that’s one big tuba!”
“Looks like your carrying a human in there!”
Trust me, I have gotten all of these
A fuckin tuba...?
@@CamJam312 maybe if they just are carrying around the case it could potentially look like a tuba. I can't think of any other reason though other than people are stupid
Tone wood?
Eww
"every good guitarist can read sheet music"
me, an individual who can play sheet music and tab: "ah. here is thy time to shine."
"Nickelback is way better than Tool"
Me: *dies*
Anyone else noice the keywork (coheed) tattoo on his leg or am I crazy?
that ''image'' part is true.... who tf would wnat to go to a show where dudes look like office workers
Stratomies niin saatanasti everyone who liked the Beatles
@@hollysandiego3273 that was the time.....
what about weezer?
Wow, that was brutal, Jared. I mean the whole thing. Loved it! 😂
Now it's my turn:
How do you confuse a guitarist?
Detune one of his strings but don't tell him which one.
Give it a minute...
I don't get it, can you explain please?
Damn Jared be savagely honest in this
"What're you doing?"
"Oh, just shopping for guitars"
"Why do you need two guitars?"
EVERY PERSON I KNOW HOLY FUCK
“I can play that better on Guitar Hero.”
Not a fan of Guitar Hero. Mostly a Rock Band game guy, but that is my favorite horrible phrase to never say to a guitarist.
"It's all about B.C. Rich these days." What (modern) bands endorse B.C. Rich?
That part about spilling beer on the amp is one of my worst nightmates
2:42 is actual facts...
That keywork Coheed Tattoo on his knee is sick!!
"Theyre leaning against the wall"
Is that a bad thing? I don't have a stand and I just lean my guitar in it's case against the wall...
It's better i a case. Because if it fall i believe you could break it
It's really only a thing with expensive guitars. If you're leaning your own guitar on the wall, you didn't pay much money for it. Therefore scratches and dings from *when* it falls does not matter to you.
I'm a peacock ya gotta let me fly!
That killed me.
Here’s another, "that’s a cool riff, but it’s not diatonic," said the guitarist who doesn’t know what diatonic means. Yeah Bryan, I’m talking to you.
taxidermy, anonymity’s a bitch isn’t it. 🤘
0:32 Custer?)
similar but nope
ta ta ta
ta ta ta
ta ta ta tah tah
I hate it when I pull out my classical guitar and people think it’s acoustic
that comment about Dimebag must've hurt.
I’ll build you a guitar for $1200 and a shoutout
yes we heard what he said fuckwad.
Sillesregor _ I dont get it tho..
Chapman
The Wretched Abyss oOF boy you need some chill
Someone scammed him after he paid 1200 for a guitar
0:27 this happens very Common in the Organist community. Apparently I’m also not a good organist because I don’t read sheets
"Dude, just stick to the pentatonic scale."
[descending notes of sadness]
At least he knows a scale!
I laughed pretty hard at 4:27, the guitar scam he just went through hahaha
4:27 + 3:46
😂 😂 😂
Silvio Freitas BRILLIANT
0:08 that solo was pretty sick not gonna lie
”Are you sure youre not left handed?”
That one got me xD
"Ay play Free Bird"
yeas-
"1,200 and a shout out"
Zannnnngggggg
i can build u a guitar for 1200 😂😂😂😂
3:00 whats that song?
I wonder. Its the most practiced song for EVERY DAMN beginner lol am i right
Smoke On the water
Smoke on the water by Deep Purple
Darude sandstorm by the guy who made despacito as the drummer
Enter Sandman by Led Skynyrd
Little did he know 1:25
”Hey, nice bass”
So many of those actually pissed me off, and I just started playing last month.
When he said Nickelback was better than Tool I was bousta punch him in the face through my phone.
I’d have a guitar for every tuning because changing tuning sucks
2:40 props to you if you know what band he's talking about
*cough* not Nirvana
FireFist rest repose
Could be multiple bands, one that came to my mind was KSE, Adam D was the drummer at first
This physically hurts
the sheet music bit is way too relatable
that song he was jamming to was The Pot by TOOL
Jared: “You know Nickelba-“
Me: *no*
2:49 I have the exact same fridge but gray not white lol
All of the old videos has new thumbnails! Probably cause Jared got bored & decided to change them
These videos are hilarious. If you aren’t putting your Oreos in the freezer then I don’t know what the point is.
Haha 5:00
that last one hurt
I can read sheet music but i learn by ear and make them myself. I know multiple professional guitarists who don't read sheet music and the different types of wood will change the sound quality a lot in my experience
"every good guitarist can read sheet music"
*laughs in Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Eddie van Halen, and slash*
evh can definitely read sheet music, he was classically trained on piano as a child
@@vhsorion What I've heard is that he never learned to read and would just improvise during recital. The examiners would tell him he had a very "interesting interpretation" of the piece. Of course, I have no idea how credible that information is, so take that with a grain of salt.
@@dishwasherdetergent3366 I'm pretty sure he said that himself in an interview
Reading sheet music for piano and guitar is a completely different story because you need to learn to visualize what the sheet music looks like to play on your instrument.
Eric Johnson can as well, I'm pretty sure
Someone once asked me if a electric guitar that’s not plugged in is just a acoustic guitar. Yes he got smacked
Alex you have low brain
Alex no an acoustic is completely different friend
i Have small brain, explain please
yes you can SLAPP me
Guido Mista alright * slap * listen up sTopid a electric guitar has electrical parts in it called pick ups to make it sound different when plugged into a amp. It doesn’t have a hole in the middle like an acoustic. A acoustic guitar is a hollow body guitar to make it echo (hence then name acoustic) and you cant plug it into a amp and there is no volume switches or anything like an electric.
Once I played my electric unplugged and my little brother asked why I'm playing my guitar like a Bass...
"I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout out"... when RUclips gets too real!
I was like OH SNAP!!!
lmaooooo
Absolutely Vicious
That was the best thing all video tbh
😂😂😂
"This guitar sucks dude."
"I mean, I could build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout out."
*Looks angrily at camera*
Loved that reference.
ZekeHD lol. Same
Sucks that dude ripped him off..
That line had me rollllling
I didn't get it :'-(
bigfriki Jared got ripped off by this guy. He was supposed to get a 17 string guitar but he got scammed him.
"We don't need more guitar strings, we need more green"
- The Beatles
I need more melons.
i thought he meant money by the word "green" 😂🤦🏻♂️
@@gurdittsingh6638 joke still works 😆
What's the difference between a guitarist, and a pizza?
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.
.
.
The pizza can actually feed a family of four.
lmao can I steal this?
Fuck😂😂😂
I like how you got this from a pizza can feed the family of 4 but a black guy can't
@@zombiefreaktank because they cant
It’s funny you can say the same thing about a person who makes videos on building PCs.
Jared: Why do you need two guitars?
Jared: **owns 21 guitars**
Mr Yeeteson Peterson 40
46
**21 pilots**
Gotta have a guitar for every fret
Mr. Yeeteson Peterson 43
"I can build you one for 1200 and a shoutout" BUUUURN^^
gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle so much salt 😂
gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle I luled for a good 2 minutes
I'm out of the loop, what's the burn?
Loebane Jared paid $1200 for a custom built guitar, then the guy stopped contacting Jared after he paid.
someone said theyd build him one for that and he paid the guy but the guy was a con
“Nickleback is way better than Tool.”
I died inside
AshleyKayla M same
They both suck
@@splatterz1688 man your dumb
Yeah
They’re both garbage
I can confirm you shouldn't say these things to a guitarist.
TeraBrite
Lol TeraBrite just commented on here.
Didn't know TeraBrite still existed :P
Christian Saona Alvarado Yeaaaah. We've been hearing that a lot lately. We have RUclips to thank for that. 😣
zachary wellendorf I agree. I never go any higher than 11.
cringe^100
"Eugh, a Fender? Those are for old people." Ik it's a joke but I'm DISGUSTED. It must have been so painful to even say that as a joke.
Shannon McCarthy That played right when i read your comment lol
I know a lot of people like fender guitars but I really don't like the design on them
if you dont like them dont buy
@Rocker Baby fuck you in last minute he is gonna say that Gibson brand doesnt work for people fuck him
I love fender guitars
"Dimebag's tone sucked." That's a death penalty...at least a blood-Eagle...
It did tho...
It did... great riffs but awful sound
Wrong
Terrible tone. Great for divebombs.
Panteras great martyr.
Dimebag had amazing tone live, but Panteras albums had some of the worst guitar sound of all time.