things you should NEVER say to a guitarist

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @Autistic_Cat
    @Autistic_Cat 7 лет назад +14247

    He took Oreos out of the freezer

    • @MusiclsTherapy
      @MusiclsTherapy 7 лет назад +377

      Autistic_Cat I literally was about to say something. Like good video but I'm sorry you have oreos in your freezer Jared? If that is a secret gem in life pls share your wisdom

    • @wesleyzimmerman94
      @wesleyzimmerman94 7 лет назад +316

      Yeah, a lot of chocolate things are better after being in the freezer. I don't know why but they're just better cold. If you get candy with chocolate, just put them in the freezer

    • @greenwithenvyband8505
      @greenwithenvyband8505 7 лет назад +68

      Hold up u may have did something

    • @Rvu72
      @Rvu72 7 лет назад +89

      Try it,the cream becomes more solid and has a different texture

    • @thomasbriand5428
      @thomasbriand5428 7 лет назад +21

      Oreo is french

  • @maxjohnson9131
    @maxjohnson9131 6 лет назад +4383

    i hate when you get asked:
    1. do you play acoustic or electric?
    2. why do you need 2 guitars
    3. CAN YOU PLAY THIS SONG

    • @teddie7158
      @teddie7158 5 лет назад +272

      honestly lmaooo, the amount of times people ask me if i play electric or acoustic is ridiculous. if i had £1 for every time someone asked me that question, i would be able to buy my dream guitar

    • @jacxb_5125
      @jacxb_5125 5 лет назад +108

      Or hey can you play THAT ONE SONG

    • @carlapopa4653
      @carlapopa4653 5 лет назад +231

      Someone: Can you play THAT ONE SONG?
      Me:What song..?
      Someone: Y’know, the song that goes Du du ddu ddu du?
      Me: BrUh

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 5 лет назад +209

      What’s so bad about asking if they play acoustic or electric. Isn’t it just a question on what you prefer

    • @otiscaysonzapien5834
      @otiscaysonzapien5834 5 лет назад +111

      My parents always say "you have 7 guitars you don't need more" but see that's where they're wrong.

  • @bloodflowerrrs1555
    @bloodflowerrrs1555 5 лет назад +3997

    "Every good guitarist can read sheet music."
    *cries in tabs*

    • @benedictkiananwa1217
      @benedictkiananwa1217 5 лет назад +42

      I feel that one😂😭😭

    • @justsomepessimist
      @justsomepessimist 5 лет назад +15

      Austin Martín Hernández well good for you jk that’s cool man

    • @riverzin666
      @riverzin666 5 лет назад +8

      @Austin Martín Hernández same with me, but for me, depends of the music, like some are easier to read in tabs, others in sheet

    • @mrgreenfr6216
      @mrgreenfr6216 4 года назад +3

      @Austin Martín Hernández I never learned music theory personnaly...

    • @rev3luvies
      @rev3luvies 4 года назад +11

      M4J1K I literally can’t read sheet music to save my life-

  • @PJellyfish
    @PJellyfish 5 лет назад +2292

    “I just learn by ear”
    *cries in bass*

  • @musicman_hd607
    @musicman_hd607 5 лет назад +868

    "every good guitarist can read sheet music"
    *laughs in Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Eddie van Halen, and slash*

    • @vhsorion
      @vhsorion 4 года назад +29

      evh can definitely read sheet music, he was classically trained on piano as a child

    • @dishwasherdetergent3366
      @dishwasherdetergent3366 4 года назад +42

      @@vhsorion What I've heard is that he never learned to read and would just improvise during recital. The examiners would tell him he had a very "interesting interpretation" of the piece. Of course, I have no idea how credible that information is, so take that with a grain of salt.

    • @superclaw900
      @superclaw900 4 года назад +10

      @@dishwasherdetergent3366 I'm pretty sure he said that himself in an interview

    • @sidm2422
      @sidm2422 4 года назад +18

      Reading sheet music for piano and guitar is a completely different story because you need to learn to visualize what the sheet music looks like to play on your instrument.

    • @kameron_ulibarri3521
      @kameron_ulibarri3521 4 года назад

      Eric Johnson can as well, I'm pretty sure

  • @yeehawry874
    @yeehawry874 6 лет назад +2065

    “Fenders are for old people”
    That low key pissed me off🤣

    • @ridgelineenjoyer1517
      @ridgelineenjoyer1517 5 лет назад +5

      @That Young Gamer 13 And I like my edge strat

    • @aussie66hm33
      @aussie66hm33 5 лет назад +11

      I got a squier precision fender bass and people now call me boomer.

    • @Stephaniealk3
      @Stephaniealk3 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @aussie66hm33
      @aussie66hm33 5 лет назад

      That_Green_Gentleman_ Ryden epic

    • @kaynesaw
      @kaynesaw 5 лет назад

      Same, haha, wanted to write the same😂

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 7 лет назад +7990

    "Every good guitarist can read sheet music." Ouch.

    • @KanskeDesigns
      @KanskeDesigns 7 лет назад +549

      Yeah, I can't read sheet music and I feel kinda bad about it sometimes. It's just easier for me to learn by ear

    • @TopJame
      @TopJame 7 лет назад +358

      Panzer Man Eddie van halen can't read sheet music

    • @fbiofficial8298
      @fbiofficial8298 7 лет назад +93

      I can only sing off of sheet music, but playing is something I can't do

    • @OJBABY
      @OJBABY 7 лет назад +66

      Hey we got something in common i suck at sheet music and learning by ear is pretty easy with some songs.
      If anyone could teach us sheet music though you will be a boss!

    • @chromaticswing9199
      @chromaticswing9199 7 лет назад +57

      I started by memorizing what notes on the staff corresponded with the notes on the fretboard. (Guitar uses treble clef, by the way) Just begin with the open strings. Next, figure out the rest of the staff notes. Mnemonics are really helpful. In the meantime, get the note values/rhythms down, they don’t really take long to understand.
      With the basics down, READ THE SHEET MUSIC VERY SLOWLY! I find it helpful to memorize one or two songs with the sheets in front of you, but you need to bite the bullet and practice new material. It goes without saying that you should learn simple stuff before moving onto advanced pieces.
      When playing the notes, I find it helpful to stick to the first 5 frets, as beyond that is where the notes begin to repeat. Get whatever notes you have down to muscle memory, where you know what to do when you see the notes on a staff.
      While this process takes a long time, I think it is very rewarding and improves the connection between you and the guitar. Use the internet to find new music to read. Keep strong!

  • @vascodegama5829
    @vascodegama5829 7 лет назад +3714

    "I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout out"... when RUclips gets too real!

  • @PolythenePam0451
    @PolythenePam0451 5 лет назад +399

    "We don't need more guitar strings, we need more green"
    - The Beatles

    • @adamx9793
      @adamx9793 4 года назад +1

      I need more melons.

    • @gurditt_singh
      @gurditt_singh 3 года назад +1

      i thought he meant money by the word "green" 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @dmnhntr86
      @dmnhntr86 Год назад

      @@gurditt_singh joke still works 😆

  • @jackroberts9401
    @jackroberts9401 7 лет назад +1306

    How many Guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
    Only 1, but you need another 5 to say, "Pffft I could've done that!"

    • @JamesRussoMillas
      @JamesRussoMillas 7 лет назад +104

      Nah 5: 1 to change it, and the other 4 to complain about how the old one was better.

    • @calebproductions5970
      @calebproductions5970 7 лет назад +5

      lol wow

    • @pjn2432
      @pjn2432 6 лет назад +19

      One to change it and 4 to tell you how they could have done it better

    • @spongebobsquarepants675
      @spongebobsquarepants675 6 лет назад +1

      No, 4 to change it and 1 to say "i can do it on my own"

    • @SodomySnake
      @SodomySnake 6 лет назад +14

      It better be a NOS Sylvania light bulb from 1964. The new light bulbs just don't have the same warmth.

  • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
    @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 4 года назад +388

    I hate it when someone says 'Do you know how to play "( name of song)", it goes da-da-da-da -da-da-da-da-da. Ok, I'm not going to know how to play a song on guitar by hearing you say 'da-da-da-da-da-da-da'. I have to sit down and learn it from the original recording and then practice it. This has happened to me many times at jam sessions and drives me nuts.

    • @jackm7603
      @jackm7603 4 года назад +4

      Welcome to the jungle?

    • @aotnz4055
      @aotnz4055 4 года назад +11

      Especially when the dadadas are way out of tune

    • @k0slizard389
      @k0slizard389 4 года назад +6

      @@jackm7603 my friend always wants me to play do do do do do do doo do do do do do doo

    • @jackm7603
      @jackm7603 4 года назад +1

      @@k0slizard389 semi charmed life

    • @csmolen
      @csmolen 4 года назад +2

      Master of puppets?

  • @jordanbridge9906
    @jordanbridge9906 5 лет назад +2349

    Someone once asked me if a electric guitar that’s not plugged in is just a acoustic guitar. Yes he got smacked

    • @firethrower1832
      @firethrower1832 5 лет назад +122

      Alex you have low brain

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 4 года назад +77

      Alex no an acoustic is completely different friend

    • @xinkage9429
      @xinkage9429 4 года назад +27

      i Have small brain, explain please
      yes you can SLAPP me

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 4 года назад +85

      Guido Mista alright * slap * listen up sTopid a electric guitar has electrical parts in it called pick ups to make it sound different when plugged into a amp. It doesn’t have a hole in the middle like an acoustic. A acoustic guitar is a hollow body guitar to make it echo (hence then name acoustic) and you cant plug it into a amp and there is no volume switches or anything like an electric.

    • @jameswhitburn9743
      @jameswhitburn9743 4 года назад +79

      Once I played my electric unplugged and my little brother asked why I'm playing my guitar like a Bass...

  • @TeraBrite
    @TeraBrite 7 лет назад +2118

    I can confirm you shouldn't say these things to a guitarist.

    • @daoyang6055
      @daoyang6055 7 лет назад +5

      TeraBrite
      Lol TeraBrite just commented on here.

    • @blacksaona
      @blacksaona 7 лет назад +3

      Didn't know TeraBrite still existed :P

    • @TeraBrite
      @TeraBrite 7 лет назад +8

      Christian Saona Alvarado Yeaaaah. We've been hearing that a lot lately. We have RUclips to thank for that. 😣

    • @DJMonopoli
      @DJMonopoli 7 лет назад +11

      zachary wellendorf I agree. I never go any higher than 11.

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 7 лет назад

      cringe^100

  • @RagoziHD
    @RagoziHD 7 лет назад +820

    "This guitar sucks dude."
    "I mean, I could build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout out."
    *Looks angrily at camera*
    Loved that reference.

    • @SmokeShackATP
      @SmokeShackATP 7 лет назад +5

      ZekeHD lol. Same

    • @DivineMind222
      @DivineMind222 7 лет назад +21

      Sucks that dude ripped him off..

    • @calebgaley6842
      @calebgaley6842 7 лет назад +4

      That line had me rollllling

    • @bigfriki
      @bigfriki 7 лет назад +1

      I didn't get it :'-(

    • @SmokeShackATP
      @SmokeShackATP 7 лет назад +9

      bigfriki Jared got ripped off by this guy. He was supposed to get a 17 string guitar but he got scammed him.

  • @ashleykaylam4775
    @ashleykaylam4775 5 лет назад +963

    “Nickleback is way better than Tool.”
    I died inside

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 5 лет назад +703

    Can I show a guitar trick?
    *I sAw iT oN bUzZfEeD*

  • @CesTech
    @CesTech 6 лет назад +3495

    What's the difference between a guitarist, and a pizza?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    The pizza can actually feed a family of four.

    • @dinahhaile2503
      @dinahhaile2503 6 лет назад +65

      lmao can I steal this?

    • @Adrian_Martinez1261
      @Adrian_Martinez1261 6 лет назад +24

      Fuck😂😂😂

    • @zombiefreaktank
      @zombiefreaktank 6 лет назад +65

      I like how you got this from a pizza can feed the family of 4 but a black guy can't

    • @norgepalm7315
      @norgepalm7315 5 лет назад +9

      @@zombiefreaktank because they cant

    • @prettymuchintears2666
      @prettymuchintears2666 5 лет назад +24

      It’s funny you can say the same thing about a person who makes videos on building PCs.

  • @jacksonbrooks4347
    @jacksonbrooks4347 5 лет назад +216

    When he said “I could build u one for 1200 bucks and a shout-out”
    That hit me in the feels and what the hell did I have to do with it

    • @amthatdad3450
      @amthatdad3450 5 лет назад +4

      4:28 shade like an oak tree

    • @mattsc7253
      @mattsc7253 5 лет назад +1

      What did he mean?

    • @jacksonbrooks4347
      @jacksonbrooks4347 5 лет назад +11

      ManMardigan Just the story about the scandal thing when Jared was getting his gent guit, and it’s a long story I bet u could find the vid about it

    • @nebularvoid4669
      @nebularvoid4669 5 лет назад +2

      Jackson Brooks LoW kEy

    • @mikieb77
      @mikieb77 5 лет назад

      I died when he did that😂😂😂

  • @trevorjigsaw9746
    @trevorjigsaw9746 6 лет назад +642

    "Dimebag's tone sucked." That's a death penalty...at least a blood-Eagle...

    • @elibreeze1312
      @elibreeze1312 5 лет назад +28

      It did tho...

    • @TheLogander
      @TheLogander 5 лет назад +26

      It did... great riffs but awful sound

    • @mattwilkinson5605
      @mattwilkinson5605 5 лет назад +4

      Wrong

    • @richardwhite6062
      @richardwhite6062 5 лет назад +6

      Terrible tone. Great for divebombs.
      Panteras great martyr.

    • @Melodeath00
      @Melodeath00 5 лет назад +10

      Dimebag had amazing tone live, but Panteras albums had some of the worst guitar sound of all time.

  • @ghost-facedhindu4275
    @ghost-facedhindu4275 5 лет назад +119

    3:18 Yeah, that's how you get murdered in your sleep at my house...

  • @shannonmccarthy489
    @shannonmccarthy489 6 лет назад +1217

    "Eugh, a Fender? Those are for old people." Ik it's a joke but I'm DISGUSTED. It must have been so painful to even say that as a joke.

    • @viperous4910
      @viperous4910 6 лет назад +18

      Shannon McCarthy That played right when i read your comment lol

    • @horvath1017
      @horvath1017 6 лет назад +16

      I know a lot of people like fender guitars but I really don't like the design on them

    • @BavarianM
      @BavarianM 6 лет назад +1

      if you dont like them dont buy

    • @nathangoncalves6428
      @nathangoncalves6428 6 лет назад +1

      @Rocker Baby fuck you in last minute he is gonna say that Gibson brand doesnt work for people fuck him

    • @italyfightergames2642
      @italyfightergames2642 6 лет назад +5

      I love fender guitars

  • @josuepadilla6331
    @josuepadilla6331 7 лет назад +928

    "Why do you need two guitars?" Y'all don't understand how triggering this is

    • @Hauntedasylum666
      @Hauntedasylum666 7 лет назад +35

      Josue Padilla I HATE when someone tells me that! “Why are you buying another guitar?” ::punch:: lol

    • @iwannaleavenow1456
      @iwannaleavenow1456 7 лет назад +35

      Or worse when someone says “your other guitar isn’t broken” or “your old guitar was way better”

    • @SabiaCDO
      @SabiaCDO 7 лет назад +33

      Even worse: why don’t you sell one of those upstairs. You don’t play on them anymore... that sentence is the absolute taboo for a guitar owner.

    • @alexmercer7083
      @alexmercer7083 7 лет назад +40

      "you should sell your one of your guitars." T R I G G E R E D

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 лет назад +6

      Its JayBoi dummy. :) This is why you don't get married...

  • @ardonsmagic5620
    @ardonsmagic5620 5 лет назад +356

    me : practice alternate picking
    gf: what song is that?
    😂

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 5 лет назад +8

      She probably thinks sweep picking equates to skill too.

    • @makaylanicole2735
      @makaylanicole2735 5 лет назад +30

      Everytime I fucking play anything like random strumming to stuff I've written, my family is like "what song is that" it's annoying as fuck. Or the good ol "hey can you play ___?*

    • @Headless3000
      @Headless3000 4 года назад +7

      makayla nicole makayla nicole They’re most likely curious and just want to bond with their child

    • @twstdlzard9659
      @twstdlzard9659 3 года назад

      @@Headless3000 yes

  • @Etherisabove
    @Etherisabove 4 года назад +53

    "I think I accidentally deleted a whole song"
    I think we're going to have to run the ones.

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 7 лет назад +518

    And that’s why guitarists write drum parts that need 4 arms and 4 legs
    Justice served

  • @emipexu2779
    @emipexu2779 6 лет назад +785

    my friend once asked me why I need an acoustic if I had an electric and that it was a waste of money, I almost smacked her

    • @ej.manning
      @ej.manning 6 лет назад +89

      The same day I got my first electric guitar my sister asked if she could have my acoustic lol

    • @rylanddenson7952
      @rylanddenson7952 6 лет назад +5

      W H A T a profile name I love it

    • @redsky5495
      @redsky5495 5 лет назад +2

      hey nice name

    • @MrKarma-dp8ud
      @MrKarma-dp8ud 5 лет назад +3

      you should've

    • @myfavsandlikes7478
      @myfavsandlikes7478 5 лет назад +7

      Sounds like u got a dumb friend

  • @JoshuaDalviken
    @JoshuaDalviken 7 лет назад +276

    0:55 Nothing good ever comes from "I saw it on Buzzfeed".

  • @adamkenny4954
    @adamkenny4954 5 лет назад +322

    I hate when people ask me at school why I have 5 guitars and I explain to them why and they still don't understand😂😂

  • @GracieBN
    @GracieBN 6 лет назад +1838

    “Nickelback is way better than Tool”
    That’s something you should never say to anybody

    • @josephsmith8087
      @josephsmith8087 6 лет назад +26

      ItsaGrac Those are fighting words!

    • @leewhitworth9142
      @leewhitworth9142 6 лет назад +4

      I'm not familiar with Tool but I've definitely heard of them. That one little audio clip is the most I've heard and is that actually how the singer sounds?

    • @declanboyd7713
      @declanboyd7713 6 лет назад +18

      I've never been more angered about music when I heard that

    • @cynickyc3078
      @cynickyc3078 6 лет назад +1

      for reals

    • @rayjafar
      @rayjafar 6 лет назад +7

      Lee Whitworth Yes. But he has a great range as well. Plus his screams are really unique in his own way

  • @xnq_u
    @xnq_u 6 лет назад +321

    turn the tables and ask them why their bass has 6 strings

  • @Stratomacaster
    @Stratomacaster 7 лет назад +192

    4:28 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You should slide that into every video from here to eternity...

    • @Stratomacaster
      @Stratomacaster 7 лет назад +2

      Here ya go. Everything explained. ruclips.net/video/UIF91NghD4Q/видео.html

  • @glassbass
    @glassbass 5 лет назад +224

    “Nickleback is way better than Tool.”
    Dude that really hurt

  • @AmilcarPenya1703
    @AmilcarPenya1703 7 лет назад +205

    you missed one thing : "you have too many guitars, you should sell one"

    • @Spikey1227
      @Spikey1227 7 лет назад +8

      *A few

    • @alvarg
      @alvarg 7 лет назад +2

      or why do you need more than 6 strings on a guitar, why do you bother changing strings, painted necks have the best feel. without the bass player the guitar player would sound like shit, mesa make shit cabinets, why would you buy an unknown brand like revv generator everyone knows peavey is the best, so many things you shouldn't say to a guitarist xD

    • @jetison333
      @jetison333 5 лет назад

      @@alvarg the first two just sound like questions, which you could just answer.

  • @discodevil4192
    @discodevil4192 6 лет назад +202

    “Y’know Yoko Ono was my favorite Beatle.”

  • @gringhidu
    @gringhidu 7 лет назад +2097

    "I can build you one for 1200 and a shoutout" BUUUURN^^

    • @thomasbarnes6458
      @thomasbarnes6458 7 лет назад +33

      gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle so much salt 😂

    • @ryanborbely1310
      @ryanborbely1310 7 лет назад +13

      gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle I luled for a good 2 minutes

    • @Loebane
      @Loebane 7 лет назад +8

      I'm out of the loop, what's the burn?

    • @ryanborbely1310
      @ryanborbely1310 7 лет назад +79

      Loebane Jared paid $1200 for a custom built guitar, then the guy stopped contacting Jared after he paid.

    • @jackburrows1071
      @jackburrows1071 7 лет назад +30

      someone said theyd build him one for that and he paid the guy but the guy was a con

  • @averagegirl7113
    @averagegirl7113 4 года назад +28

    2:20 My guitar teacher literally has a dream to move out to the middle of Montana just so he rock out with his amps cranked all the way and not have anyone complain. He's gonna move across the country just so no one will ever tell him "turn that down" again

  • @Bobo_Tapia
    @Bobo_Tapia 6 лет назад +157

    Can you learn ‘song x’?
    No.
    But it’s easy.
    Don’t want to.
    Why not?
    Song sucks.
    ...I just wanna hear you play it once...
    I WOULD HAVE TO PLAY IT DOZENS OF TIMES FOR THAT “ONCE”.
    Oh... please?
    ...........................

  • @markrichardson2512
    @markrichardson2512 6 лет назад +343

    "Nickelback is better than tool."
    Triggereeeeeeed

    • @kitten-whisperer
      @kitten-whisperer 6 лет назад

      Anyone is better than tool.

    • @tommybourne3983
      @tommybourne3983 6 лет назад +10

      @@kitten-whisperer I disagree strongly.

    • @mightymouse5930
      @mightymouse5930 6 лет назад +8

      I’ve got the math that proves tool is better..
      ... just LOOK AT THIS GRAPH〽️

    • @someonesomewhere9520
      @someonesomewhere9520 5 лет назад +6

      lol I'm not even gonna pretend that didn't make me angry XD I bet that even hurt to joke about

    • @iabean1090
      @iabean1090 5 лет назад +3

      @mark Richardson agreed

  • @leejaybirdmusic9829
    @leejaybirdmusic9829 7 лет назад +620

    "I'm a peacock. You gotta let me fly." Nice The Other Guys reference :)

    • @hunterpostowka8579
      @hunterpostowka8579 7 лет назад +4

      i fuckin love that movie, dude. DEFINITELY one of my favorites

    • @milltenn1422
      @milltenn1422 7 лет назад +1

      LeeJayBird Music good movie

    • @Phoenix-ox2jr
      @Phoenix-ox2jr 7 лет назад +3

      Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think peacocks can fly.

    • @randykarl1056
      @randykarl1056 7 лет назад +4

      Phoenix watch the movie

    • @Sp3cOpsKilla42
      @Sp3cOpsKilla42 7 лет назад +2

      kicks the fucking water jug

  • @mexicanosdelmundo
    @mexicanosdelmundo 5 лет назад +45

    2:35 "Are you sure that you're not left-handed?" LOL 😁

  • @ZyrusSmith
    @ZyrusSmith 6 лет назад +70

    1:25
    The funny part is that Tony is now the bassist for Rest, Repose.

  • @RevsStallionDuck
    @RevsStallionDuck 7 лет назад +442

    "Nickleback is way better than Tool"
    That is a sentence that should never have been even thought of holy shit

    • @DeeZeeGuitar
      @DeeZeeGuitar 7 лет назад +33

      That sentence triggered me more than it should have.

    • @NeroSoneca
      @NeroSoneca 7 лет назад +40

      "better than Tool" is already pushing the limits

    • @hamadalmansourr
      @hamadalmansourr 7 лет назад +1

      DZguitar
      Me 2 😂😂😂

    • @tristangianelli
      @tristangianelli 7 лет назад +6

      It genuinely physically hurt to hear that statement.

    • @menace996
      @menace996 7 лет назад +4

      "Nickelback is way better than Tool"
      Me:
      Y-YOU'RE MEEEAAAAAAAANNNNN *sobbing continues*

  • @d4rkxp3nguin61
    @d4rkxp3nguin61 7 лет назад +900

    "Dimebag's tone sucked"
    "Nickelback is way better than Tool"
    ik these were jokes but I am beyond triggered

    • @_o.O__
      @_o.O__ 7 лет назад +13

      Yep that`s almost a fight xD

    • @necrothescistt8164
      @necrothescistt8164 7 лет назад +62

      Far beyond triggered

    • @Iceman93x
      @Iceman93x 7 лет назад +14

      Legit almost fought my friend because I told him Dimebag’s tone sucked. Lol

    • @alvarg
      @alvarg 7 лет назад +29

      in all fairness i like pantera but i don't think dimebags tone was all that great, kinda sounded like he was deaf from loud music so he used really bright pickups to compensate. (wait for the hate)

    • @tilman9506
      @tilman9506 7 лет назад +19

      “ slash is better than John pettruci” that also triggered me

  • @mister_matrix
    @mister_matrix 5 лет назад +99

    "If u were a drummer that tone would be Lars' snare"😂😂

    • @gabifrancis7414
      @gabifrancis7414 4 года назад +3

      I died when I heard that and I am a fan of Lars

  • @eXtendedmusicHD
    @eXtendedmusicHD 7 лет назад +284

    I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shoutout
    *stares in drop c*

  • @Phoenixmodels8
    @Phoenixmodels8 6 лет назад +719

    "Do you play acoustic or electric?"

    • @storageunit2683
      @storageunit2683 6 лет назад +145

      I remember someone asked me that and I said "does it matter"? She said "yes it does." I said "why"? This girl straight up said "Jimi hendrix was known for inventing the acoustic guitar and creating the sounds we hear today".........

    • @rottenpotato4399
      @rottenpotato4399 6 лет назад +80

      @@storageunit2683 please tell me that you boiled her body with acid put on fire

    • @storageunit2683
      @storageunit2683 6 лет назад +47

      @@rottenpotato4399 I mentally slapped her a few times

    • @aviezerscop401
      @aviezerscop401 6 лет назад +32

      Actually that's a valid question....

    • @benhostetter4775
      @benhostetter4775 6 лет назад +20

      Valid question tho. I play electric better than acoustic lol

  • @ZakFromFunkyCryptidProductions
    @ZakFromFunkyCryptidProductions 5 лет назад +225

    Ok hold up..
    Did you grab oreos....
    Out of the freezer?

  • @lowlifeangler
    @lowlifeangler 5 лет назад +77

    I like when a cocky Bass player tells you turn up you guitar amp, I can still hear my Bass

  • @thess89pnthrs
    @thess89pnthrs 7 лет назад +69

    "dimebag's tone sucked" *dies a lot inside*

    • @zac3126
      @zac3126 7 лет назад +11

      thess89pnthrs it kind of did though

    • @hellbillywilson2888
      @hellbillywilson2888 7 лет назад +1

      There hasn't been anybody to come close to his tone either.

    • @zac3126
      @zac3126 7 лет назад +5

      Hellbilly Wilson All you need is a Krank amp, his tone actually really isnt difficult to replicate at all. Not saying he sucked, we was awesome, but his tone was muddy and objectively not great.

    • @hellbillywilson2888
      @hellbillywilson2888 7 лет назад +5

      zac the way he used that tone is what made the tone great!! And also you have to remember Dimebag was old fashioned.

    • @zac3126
      @zac3126 7 лет назад +3

      Hellbilly Wilson I see your way of thinking. He was one of a kind for sure.

  • @Randomyoutyuubrr
    @Randomyoutyuubrr 6 лет назад +287

    3:23 things you should NEVER tell Kirk Hammett

  • @werewolfcooties6923
    @werewolfcooties6923 7 лет назад +66

    "I could build you one for $1200 and a shoutout" YOU THREW THAT SHADE INTO THE FRIKIN SHADOW REALM

    • @angelobetti2544
      @angelobetti2544 7 лет назад

      werewolfcooties i dont get it

    • @MoonDQueso
      @MoonDQueso 7 лет назад +2

      Angelo NegoWhite Jared got scammed recently from a guy who told him that he was going to build him a guitar for $1,200 and a shout out...

  • @winterdoud977
    @winterdoud977 5 лет назад +28

    "Everybody knows the singer gets all the chicks" oh my God 😂

    • @adamx9793
      @adamx9793 4 года назад +1

      The drummers’s got all the stamina lol

  • @preston5104
    @preston5104 7 лет назад +23

    I love that you make fun of your own having been scammed

  • @jt.baines800
    @jt.baines800 7 лет назад +16

    “I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shoutout”
    Thanks Jared for making my day

  • @nastasisdoumas697
    @nastasisdoumas697 7 лет назад +135

    4:23 definitely the best part

  • @dniul
    @dniul 5 лет назад +21

    "i can build you one for 1,200 and a shoutout" NICE SHADE BRO

  • @julianwade2187
    @julianwade2187 6 лет назад +109

    2:21
    My mom walks in my room while I’m playing
    She says turn it down
    It’s at 3 volume

  • @aleskdc3808
    @aleskdc3808 7 лет назад +36

    Actual conversation with my dad:
    - Yeah, when I'm finished saving up I'm thinking about getting another guitar.
    -...You already have 2 guitars! Isn't that enough? Why do you need more than one guitar?
    - Because playing guitar is my passion and I love buying new gear. Having multiple guitars is useful for different tunings or having back ups when playing live, etc.
    - Well, if I were you, I'd sell all my gear and buy a nice car.
    - I already have a car. Why would I need 2 cars?

    • @garryiglesias4074
      @garryiglesias4074 7 лет назад +1

      Well having two cars is useful for different tuning or having back ups when driving offroad, etc.

  • @PixelReaper
    @PixelReaper 7 лет назад +36

    "I'll build you a new guitar for $1200 and a shoutout" 😂😂

  • @franzi1563
    @franzi1563 4 года назад +9

    "Why do you need two guitars?"
    "We don't need new strings"
    So, you've chosen death...

  • @slinceryt
    @slinceryt 7 лет назад +53

    When 4:26 came in... LOL THE BURNAGE! Well done, Jared. Well done.

    • @Progressive90
      @Progressive90 7 лет назад +1

      Simo Rolev didn’t get that reference...

    • @slinceryt
      @slinceryt 7 лет назад +2

      Jared uploaded a video called "I got scammed BAD..." a week ago. Check it out.

    • @nathandrums0
      @nathandrums0 7 лет назад

      I'm fairly positive he made all the ones about the shitty guitar references to lead up to the one at 4:26 lol

  • @iyanmanzano
    @iyanmanzano 7 лет назад +98

    4:27 *SHADY AF*

  • @BTD7REAL
    @BTD7REAL 6 лет назад +248

    2:43 If you switch that around you get Metallica.

    • @_nurmi06
      @_nurmi06 6 лет назад +7

      Right
      Kirk or James?

    • @_nurmi06
      @_nurmi06 6 лет назад

      @@Erron_Onyx obviously but had to say

    • @jto541
      @jto541 6 лет назад

      That is the most accurate thing I have read

    • @drewpetitties5168
      @drewpetitties5168 5 лет назад

      James Hetfield should kick lars.

    • @beatricemiloiu9419
      @beatricemiloiu9419 5 лет назад

      @@_nurmi06 Kirk

  • @cjm0174
    @cjm0174 5 лет назад +6

    “Are you sure you’re not left handed?” Had me rollin

  • @VOYAGEUR-YT
    @VOYAGEUR-YT 7 лет назад +104

    Some assholes spilled their drinks on my amp at a party one time. It was sticky and disgusting but luckily they didn't spill into anything, just onto the outside. Trying to clean around the knobs and that stupid material Marshall uses with all the little cracks was a pain in the ass.

    • @SlowerIsFaster139
      @SlowerIsFaster139 7 лет назад +6

      RealGamerManz same shit happened to me. I let the guy play my guitar and he managed to break a string and then spill a bear all over my amp haha. It was my buddy so I didn’t mind but it was just like wtf lol

    • @VOYAGEUR-YT
      @VOYAGEUR-YT 7 лет назад

      Cold Clutch
      I was just using my amp as a speaker for music but some random girls I'd never met did it so I was pretty pissed off.

    • @misfitsman805
      @misfitsman805 7 лет назад +2

      So I'm hoping you drop kicked him during the show and than proceeded to perform a face melting solo over him while he was laid out on the floor right.

    • @occiferfigpucker4840
      @occiferfigpucker4840 7 лет назад

      RealGamerManz
      Boo hoo.

    • @ivanaturnerova2959
      @ivanaturnerova2959 7 лет назад

      Looks like im not the only one having these party issues. Someone managed to break a speaker cable for my AMP on a party this summer. RIP

  • @Cxrinae
    @Cxrinae 7 лет назад +42

    If someone spilled a beer on my amp, I would probably commit a hate crime

    • @stugeh
      @stugeh 7 лет назад +1

      i wouldnt. my amp is a cheap piece of shit so i just go through a sim.

  • @jackLoveX
    @jackLoveX 7 лет назад +49

    "Dimebag's tone sucked."
    SCOOPED MIDS

  • @matthews1029
    @matthews1029 5 лет назад +12

    "I could build you one for $1200 and a shout-out" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Liv-jy5ki
    @Liv-jy5ki 6 лет назад +51

    4:00 is literally my parents

  • @MicroMindRyan
    @MicroMindRyan 7 лет назад +76

    Did you just pull Oreo’s out of the freezer?

    • @TheKartoffel101
      @TheKartoffel101 7 лет назад +5

      Maybe this oreo ice cream thing?

    • @SkyFly102
      @SkyFly102 7 лет назад +5

      Man, that made me hungry af

  • @_benff
    @_benff 7 лет назад +94

    "Nickelback is way better than Tool"
    I had to pause the video and breath for a minute

  • @ChuckBoris3
    @ChuckBoris3 5 лет назад +6

    "I can build you one for 1,200 bucks and a shout out."
    Savage

  • @jawkneeG
    @jawkneeG 7 лет назад +778

    4:28 lmfao that killed me 😂

    • @troeira1563
      @troeira1563 7 лет назад +3

      HAHAHAHAHA OMG

    • @thecosmiccookie3815
      @thecosmiccookie3815 7 лет назад +3

      johnny_schwifty.soundcloud I didn't get it

    • @proudtobeamaggot0185
      @proudtobeamaggot0185 7 лет назад +40

      TheCosmicCookie Because Jared got scammed by a guy that was "building" a guitar for him. The guy said $1,200 and a shoutout and you got a deal. BUT, The guitar was FAKE. It was bought from a Chinese website for $400, AND it was a month and a half over the deadline

    • @thecosmiccookie3815
      @thecosmiccookie3815 7 лет назад +3

      ProudToBeAMaggot 01 omf noooo

    • @proudtobeamaggot0185
      @proudtobeamaggot0185 7 лет назад +3

      TheCosmicCookie ya, watch his "I got scammed BAD" video

  • @madhalodog21
    @madhalodog21 7 лет назад +41

    The fourth wall breaks we're great

  • @-LFA
    @-LFA 7 лет назад +655

    “Nickel back is way better than tool” 💀💀💀

    • @rojogrande2472
      @rojogrande2472 7 лет назад +22

      Some one said that tuh me...no one would remember he was once alive

    • @badreligionchrist
      @badreligionchrist 7 лет назад +2

      Before you know it the guitar is confiscated by the police as a murder weapon.

    • @-LFA
      @-LFA 7 лет назад +1

      The Pie that the Cats Eat that’s for sure lol

    • @AndyGuyCantYouLiftForLife
      @AndyGuyCantYouLiftForLife 7 лет назад +16

      i almost died of an anger related heart attack. You dont say that line to anyone.

    • @blackie126
      @blackie126 7 лет назад +2

      The Pie that the Cats Eat same. Avid fan of both - but Tool takes the cake lmfao

  • @BadgerOff32
    @BadgerOff32 5 лет назад +7

    Lol so many of these are true! I always get people saying "why do you have so many guitars?". Absolutely drives me mad.
    What makes it worse is that the people who say that are usually the same people who'll obsessively buy new trainers, like "dude, you own over 50 pairs of Nikes! don't have a go at me for owning 7 guitars!"

  • @davemustaine9687
    @davemustaine9687 6 лет назад +797

    2:20 and 4:04 are literally my parents.

    • @joesat8892
      @joesat8892 6 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @Punkmonker
      @Punkmonker 6 лет назад +44

      4:39 is probably my parents along with the two times you mentioned

    • @youritake8618
      @youritake8618 6 лет назад +16

      Litterly ever song I show/play my mom says “iS tHiS tHuNdErStRuCk”
      Yeah...

    • @luccaburaglia9094
      @luccaburaglia9094 6 лет назад +4

      It's so true but yet so sad, like, I know I have three guitars but I NEED a fucking Resonator badly!

    • @mr.potato1368
      @mr.potato1368 6 лет назад

      I know right

  • @chrism475
    @chrism475 7 лет назад +269

    In the band rest repose (maybe you've heard of it before) the drummer is the best guitar player in the Band :D

    • @giovanni21mas
      @giovanni21mas 7 лет назад +27

      in Nirvana too

    • @jonasschmutzer4910
      @jonasschmutzer4910 7 лет назад +7

      christoph Mocken you are aware that this youtube-channel is the guy from rest repose, aren't you? 😅

    • @RevsStallionDuck
      @RevsStallionDuck 7 лет назад +16

      Jonas Schmutzer you're aware that's the joke, right?

    • @colinclark1981
      @colinclark1981 7 лет назад +10

      Fluff is good too

    • @jonasschmutzer4910
      @jonasschmutzer4910 7 лет назад +2

      LoetzMahGoats i wasn't sure, so i thought telling that wouldn't hurt 😅 that's also why i added the "aren't you" 😉😂

  • @rosenovarocks
    @rosenovarocks 6 лет назад +13

    “Every good guitarist can read sheet music.”
    In my story, someone told me the opposite which is to learn songs by ear, but use the tab as a reference tool. I can read music when playing guitar, but I learn singing by ear.

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 года назад

      How else do you learn singing

    • @dmnhntr86
      @dmnhntr86 Год назад +1

      The joke I heard a long time ago was "how do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of them."

  • @cadehancock714
    @cadehancock714 5 лет назад +5

    “I could build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout-out” 😂😂😂 Never forget

  • @mikkedurling5336
    @mikkedurling5336 7 лет назад +108

    "this guitar sucks"
    "I mean, I can build you one for 1,200 and a shout out...."

  • @Archontasil
    @Archontasil 7 лет назад +21

    "Hey,can i have some of these picks?"

  • @timothytarter4220
    @timothytarter4220 7 лет назад +49

    4:08 It just happened... My friends babysitter who I don't know from CA just took one of my guitars... I need help....

    • @alvarg
      @alvarg 7 лет назад +7

      thats called stealing, i'd go to the police

    • @Spikey1227
      @Spikey1227 7 лет назад

      Police, it's illegal to steal

    • @jurre1812
      @jurre1812 7 лет назад

      Call the police

    • @byrne5948
      @byrne5948 7 лет назад +7

      Rape her Lol

    • @AuntAlnico4
      @AuntAlnico4 6 лет назад

      Alexander d'Artur * Your friends baby sitter ? Maybe it's time to find friends who don't need babysitter.

  • @tovasnowmusic
    @tovasnowmusic 2 года назад +2

    "every good guitarist can read sheet music"
    me, an individual who can play sheet music and tab: "ah. here is thy time to shine."

  • @hamburger3157
    @hamburger3157 7 лет назад +45

    3:41 *TRIGGERED*

  • @glm1987
    @glm1987 6 лет назад +595

    01:44
    NEVER say it to a guitar llayer, NEVER!!!!

  • @freezingcathedral
    @freezingcathedral 7 лет назад +80

    "it's all about b.c. rich these days."
    that was the one that got me.

    • @Diortem
      @Diortem 7 лет назад

      Me as well, that's why I have the older ones lol

    • @diesel92kj1
      @diesel92kj1 7 лет назад

      Are BC Rich bad ?

    • @Diortem
      @Diortem 7 лет назад

      diesel92kj1 those aren't for many of us. Maybe the newest ones have fewer quality. People complain about the shapes to be uncomfortable to play. But are pretty good guitars as much as others

    • @diesel92kj1
      @diesel92kj1 7 лет назад

      如月葵 Thank You for your reply. I don't know much about guitars now days lol

    • @Diortem
      @Diortem 7 лет назад +1

      Don't mention it, is just to review the stuff and compare which fits best to you lml!

  • @aneurysm1991
    @aneurysm1991 4 года назад +1

    0:34 Dude the knobs one is the most true and horribly stressful thing I’ve ever had to experience in my entire life

  • @_SliK_
    @_SliK_ 6 лет назад +167

    1:44 An offense​ to Metal

    • @jackvandygriff2271
      @jackvandygriff2271 6 лет назад +3

      RedHotSlik things you shouldn’t say to Phil anselmo

    • @Millacks
      @Millacks 6 лет назад +10

      3:15 an offense to the world

    • @the_beer_hunter6606
      @the_beer_hunter6606 5 лет назад +5

      it really isn't. his tone does suck

    • @drennantheviking8239
      @drennantheviking8239 5 лет назад +9

      @@the_beer_hunter6606
      His tone is fucking awesome

    • @joshuahuf9747
      @joshuahuf9747 5 лет назад +5

      @@the_beer_hunter6606 are you fucking kidding me

  • @legeogame1611
    @legeogame1611 6 лет назад +35

    "Nickelback is way better than Tool."
    You have just cemented your place in hell.

  • @davidbaker234
    @davidbaker234 6 лет назад +663

    Hendrix couldn't read sheet music

    • @VicSellsPeace
      @VicSellsPeace 6 лет назад +89

      you're not hendrix though

    • @tayyylmao
      @tayyylmao 6 лет назад +20

      R/woooosh

    • @anshuldinger1425
      @anshuldinger1425 6 лет назад +27

      He's also dead, so who's the real winner here?

    • @Incog2k6
      @Incog2k6 6 лет назад +12

      85 percent (or so) of all guitarists can't read sheet music.

    • @toms.8833
      @toms.8833 6 лет назад +7

      Incog2k6 where did u get this statistic? Cause im pretty sure that’s wrong

  • @Animoji18
    @Animoji18 5 лет назад +3

    4:52 “Homophobic Fetal Tissue” 😂

  • @Nosh69696
    @Nosh69696 7 лет назад +29

    I can't tell you how many times someone has asked me to play Free Bird and my response is look at them in their eyes and connect with their soul for 2 minutes then say no.

    • @shaunopthomasprime8050
      @shaunopthomasprime8050 7 лет назад +2

      -Noah- it happens so much that a band I was in decided to cover it.
      As reggae*.
      We'd play it no matter where in the set it got called out first. (Most) People weren't amused, but we were.
      XD
      *we weren't a reggae band

  • @ared18t
    @ared18t 7 лет назад +54

    That reference to the scam made me laugh so hard that my stomach cramped up

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 6 лет назад

      ared18t what scam?

    • @GeoffreyGentryMusic
      @GeoffreyGentryMusic 6 лет назад +3

      Kevin Benoit Watch his "I Got Scammed BAD" video. A luthier promised to build Jared a 17-string guitar for "$1200 and a shoutout", but he failed to deliver it on time. Jared found out that the guitar was actually made by a company in China and sold for $400.

  • @chrisarias4055
    @chrisarias4055 7 лет назад +9

    2:49 Jared knows he's the best member ha

  • @josephjameson7263
    @josephjameson7263 5 лет назад +1

    At 3:42-3:48, I don't blame the guy on the right. I would never be comfortable spending $1000 on either a guitar or an amplifier. My price range would be half a grand or less.

  • @thebromikey2343
    @thebromikey2343 7 лет назад +10

    3:43, the "I will murder you in your sleep" face

  • @ollydyer3082
    @ollydyer3082 6 лет назад +34

    "Nickelback is way better than Tool"
    Me: *dies*

  • @kevinphilips1334
    @kevinphilips1334 7 лет назад +21

    3:56 NO

  • @Jamtri
    @Jamtri Год назад

    "Dude, just stick to the pentatonic scale."
    [descending notes of sadness]