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  • @MusicisWin
    @MusicisWin  5 лет назад +5596

    Am I crazy or do the employees in this store all sound like me? XD
    What phrase have you never heard in a guitar store?

    • @mister_matrix
      @mister_matrix 5 лет назад +85

      I think all the customers sound like you

    • @birthcertificate7223
      @birthcertificate7223 5 лет назад +106

      You can play Sweet Child !!! Here, you can have this Les Paul......

    • @ZapAndTroy44
      @ZapAndTroy44 5 лет назад +80

      You sound amazing, here is a three album record deal.

    • @user-ww3js8ci7d
      @user-ww3js8ci7d 5 лет назад +153

      3:09 Mrbeast be like

    • @kongandbasses8732
      @kongandbasses8732 5 лет назад +112

      "Its our fault".
      "Sure you'll get a refund".
      "OK, we broke it, we will fix it".
      "We couldn't repair it. Just take another one off the shelf, we will deal with the distributor."
      "This guitar/bass/amp/cab doesen't make sense for you, there are much better deals for beginners".
      "Wait a moment, I'll just go to the storage and get you the model in the color/with the pickup configuration/the neck you want".
      "Sure we will order it for you".
      This is why I love the old mom and pop music store in my hometown, because those people will do all this things for you.

  • @katicasey4610
    @katicasey4610 5 лет назад +17171

    Something I've never said in a guitar store:
    "Hey, I can afford this."

    • @buttertones
      @buttertones 5 лет назад +5

      @Mervina Zeko hello fellow AM fan I freaking love you

    • @OneAffected
      @OneAffected 5 лет назад +3

      😸👍

    • @allgamingnetwork9448
      @allgamingnetwork9448 4 года назад +33

      stop personaly attacking me ;0

    • @seanm7553
      @seanm7553 4 года назад +44

      These guitars are way cheaper than online.

    • @ciocio-san
      @ciocio-san 4 года назад +24

      I have! I saved up for a year and got 240 bucks, found a guitar that pleased me for 120!

  • @miket1550
    @miket1550 4 года назад +2785

    “Damn, I wish someone would play wonderwall”

  • @jarryharvis1826
    @jarryharvis1826 5 лет назад +3484

    "I'm glad that i'm left handed, there's so many guitars to choose from here" ...

    • @8YoungNastyman8
      @8YoungNastyman8 5 лет назад +194

      This wins, everyone else go home

    • @MrCoosmiyn2
      @MrCoosmiyn2 5 лет назад +90

      I feel you :( It hurts so much

    • @METaliCA4Tw
      @METaliCA4Tw 5 лет назад +22

      Me every time, I have to go for the same strat les Paul and tele everytime

    • @jarryharvis1826
      @jarryharvis1826 5 лет назад +9

      saul alejandro they’re all either epiphones or squiers?

    • @loco323rhythm
      @loco323rhythm 5 лет назад +9

      I got depressed reading your comment. 😒

  • @mason3872
    @mason3872 3 года назад +2284

    “I should learn the rest of the song”
    lol

    • @jdawg158
      @jdawg158 3 года назад +8

      Ikr

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 2 года назад +6

      Bass moment

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 2 года назад +2

      Hahahahaha good one

    • @TimpBizkit
      @TimpBizkit Год назад +6

      Especially on Stairway To Heaven it's always the intro.

    • @italian_weirdo
      @italian_weirdo 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@TimpBizkit or Smoke on the Water, or Sweet Child O Mine, you know what just any song with a famous intro

  • @cyberwolf8383
    @cyberwolf8383 5 лет назад +5827

    “Is it cool if I play Stairway to heaven?”
    “Sure!”
    Yeah I’ve never heard that one.

  • @Jeishiiii
    @Jeishiiii 4 года назад +3832

    “You know, maybe i should play bass.”
    That one guy who actually did that:
    •__________•

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 3 года назад +98

      Bass is to guitar what a Viola is to a Violin.

    • @yeahhnahhh8304
      @yeahhnahhh8304 3 года назад +106

      bass is life tho -_-

    • @luisrosario3781
      @luisrosario3781 3 года назад +20

      @@mattbenz99 Admittedly I was thinking double bass rather than viola, but I see the analogy.

    • @multimeter2859
      @multimeter2859 3 года назад +27

      Davie504

    • @sincoberry
      @sincoberry 3 года назад +6

      Me

  • @6stringcuber683
    @6stringcuber683 5 лет назад +1538

    "Since I tuned the guitar to drop C maybe I should tune it back to standard before I put it back"

  • @Parasyte316
    @Parasyte316 3 года назад +1708

    The volume guy is me, I’m always so paranoid that people are judging me. But I am a bass player after all so...

    • @quirmi_6770
      @quirmi_6770 3 года назад +95

      Lmaooo my dad would be like “why tf are you not even using an amp” anti social me- “I FoRgoT”

    • @kindredlebel9175
      @kindredlebel9175 3 года назад +49

      Bass is literally background noise. Just go ham man. Might entice a new guy to try bass.

    • @quirmi_6770
      @quirmi_6770 3 года назад +14

      @@kindredlebel9175 exactly!!! Add some fills it’s give the overall feel more grove and adds an extra layer to the song,

    • @thedude9873
      @thedude9873 3 года назад +25

      @@quirmi_6770 i forgor 💀

    • @quirmi_6770
      @quirmi_6770 3 года назад +1

      @@thedude9873 wdym? I spelled it correctly forgot

  • @kaveman_realh9224
    @kaveman_realh9224 4 года назад +5363

    Never heard in a guitar store:
    “Oh neat, a banjo!”

    • @fhpurcell5364
      @fhpurcell5364 4 года назад +123

      i get a little (positive) rush of adrenaline though every time I see a banjo in our local guitar store because i've been meaning to learn it or at least figure out how it works for a whole while now and I wish I could do that Pete Seeger magic. Oldschool socialist songs just don't feel the same on a guitar

    • @kaveman_realh9224
      @kaveman_realh9224 4 года назад +20

      FH Purcell It’s not as difficult as you think; it’s actually a pretty rhythmic instrument, for lack of a more accurate term. Check out Jim Pankey or William Nesbitt if you want to get some lessons, both very helpful!

    • @hostofsoulslol
      @hostofsoulslol 4 года назад +6

      My guitar center has a room for like, country music instruments

    • @yaboymads5943
      @yaboymads5943 3 года назад +8

      If I'm in that guitar store then that will change.

    • @scotty3675
      @scotty3675 3 года назад +11

      That was literally the first thing I said the first time I went into a guitar store

  • @Sticknub
    @Sticknub 4 года назад +4447

    *"Wow, I'm so glad that I, an antisocial person, am being watched by every employee in the store! I bet they don't think I'm doing absolutely terrible!"*

    • @skilllmatic
      @skilllmatic 3 года назад +136

      hey, is that your aunt carol in front of the store? she saw you and now comes in. maybe play her a little music? it absolutley not embarrassing at all. just you, your aunt cheering for you, 20 other guys and the store crew

    • @jdawg158
      @jdawg158 3 года назад +2

      Hahahaha

    • @Azubi_Meatball4349
      @Azubi_Meatball4349 3 года назад +31

      I think you mean asocial, unless, you’re actually antisocial

    • @zsaz4453
      @zsaz4453 2 года назад +2

      Lol.i feel you

    • @guydoom2778
      @guydoom2778 2 года назад +4

      @@Azubi_Meatball4349 what? You either don’t put in the effort to talk to people or you do. There’s no excuse to being lazy like “I’m antisocial so I can talk to people”.

  • @konekoray9323
    @konekoray9323 5 лет назад +3349

    "You know...maybe I should play _bass_?"
    As a bassist, I feel personally attacked, and I do not know why.

    • @jaibhimadevi5805
      @jaibhimadevi5805 5 лет назад +200

      Words never heard from a guitarist: "Maybe playing bass isn't just like playing a guitar with four strings!"

    • @konekoray9323
      @konekoray9323 5 лет назад +46

      @@jaibhimadevi5805 Thank you. Just...thank you.

    • @maggersp
      @maggersp 5 лет назад +41

      My first ever bass was ordered over the weekend and I can't wait to get it

    • @konekoray9323
      @konekoray9323 5 лет назад +69

      @@maggersp Enjoy it. Do not be discouraged by the weight of the strings if you are used to a guitar. It will feel bulky and awkward, but you will get used to it. Seven years into it, and I still consider myself a novice, but it is a wonderfully satisfying instrument to play.

    • @elsieegrace
      @elsieegrace 5 лет назад +35

      hi fellow bassist!!

  • @facepalmdaily4404
    @facepalmdaily4404 2 года назад +704

    "I don't need to have an amplifier."
    True fact: my dad bought me my first guitar when I was 15. Just the guitar. No amp. He actually told the guys, "He doesn't need an amp. He's fine with just this."
    My first year of guitar was on a Squier with no amp.

    • @Eric_Smith2662
      @Eric_Smith2662 2 года назад +81

      I pretty much use my electric guitar as a quiet acoustic guitar for when I'm at school

    • @delsol__
      @delsol__ 2 года назад +35

      lmao before i bought my amp i practiced just the strings and chords and hey it kinda worked lmao

    • @dalluc
      @dalluc 2 года назад +31

      The guitar he was playing is a hollow body so you can definitely play it without any amplification and it would be fairly audible. A squier, on the other hand... That's rough lol

    • @sarcasmprophet2423
      @sarcasmprophet2423 Год назад +5

      this is currently me 🤣 i'm saving up for a good quality amp right now so i can keep it long enough.I guess i'll just go unplugged for another few solid months...

    • @facepalmdaily4404
      @facepalmdaily4404 Год назад +17

      @@sarcasmprophet2423 Fortunately the first few months is all about building calluses and developing the muscle memory in your fingers. Obsessing over tone and planning gigs comes later, so you can get by without an amp in the early days. LOL.
      If you are looking for an outstanding amp that doesn't cost a fortune, I recommend the Boss Katana series.

  • @isaacteo5355
    @isaacteo5355 5 лет назад +8275

    How about “I should probably call my wife to see if she approves of me buying a new guitar”

  • @ja-nathen
    @ja-nathen 5 лет назад +6823

    The passive aggressiveness in this video is scary

    • @gabewarren410
      @gabewarren410 4 года назад +6

      Ja-nathen for real

    • @RL-oe9js
      @RL-oe9js 4 года назад +1

      Lol agreed

    • @GaryMB
      @GaryMB 4 года назад

      Scary me too

    • @yes5489
      @yes5489 3 года назад

      Fr

    • @theriddler620
      @theriddler620 3 года назад +3

      @@user-yt8xv7dd4s it almost felt personal

  • @animeboianimations7505
    @animeboianimations7505 4 года назад +812

    For a line “WOAH this guitar is TOO cheap”

    • @Maggotz4bra1nz
      @Maggotz4bra1nz 4 года назад +43

      Anime Boi animations my dad said that before when trying to help me choose my first guitar, I went to probably the cheapest guitar I could find at first because I felt bad that my dad was paying

    • @laa0fa502
      @laa0fa502 4 года назад +23

      @@Maggotz4bra1nz thats a solid dad appreciate that. You're a good kid for trying to save their money too.

    • @swooty2805
      @swooty2805 4 года назад +10

      I've said this before. You really shouldn't buy a guitar for 100 bucks then not use it after a month, you should rather buy a guitar you like the sound and feel of so that you'll play it more often.

    • @artistandcamera3245
      @artistandcamera3245 3 года назад +8

      @@swooty2805 Exactly. Playing my dad's Taylor is way more inspiring than my Dean!
      So I will get a Cordoba.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 3 года назад +2

      @@swooty2805 ehh, idk, I was playing cheapo $100 Squiers for like 17 years up until yesterday, it only motivated me to make it sound better through frustration and forcing the cheap Squiers to do what I want. I can understand that those same feelings can cause others to quit, but part of me feels like it's better sometimes to see the worst of it to test how bad you want it before dropping a bunch of money on a nice instrument then hating it and never playing again. Idk maybe I feel that way cause my path through it was different.

  • @themelnova
    @themelnova 3 года назад +375

    "You know what, I'm not going to play sweet home Alabama."
    ~Nobody ever, ever.

    • @jdawg158
      @jdawg158 3 года назад +6

      So true tho

  • @notafakehuffine
    @notafakehuffine 5 лет назад +705

    A phrase I've never said in a guitar store: "I'd like to buy this."

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool 5 лет назад +24

      A phrase I always say in a guitar store:
      "Could you give me a high end guitar plugged in a high end amp?" Then, after playing for about 5 minutes: "Yes, this is EXACTLY what I need. I am ready to finance if necessary, but I'd REALLY like a pack of the same strings that are on this guitar. They must be expensive, but I love 'em so much!"

    • @leoglasmeyer2853
      @leoglasmeyer2853 5 лет назад +14

      "now that i tried it i'm gonna buy it on internet for 100 $ less" id a phrase you don't hear but everybody thinks 😂

  • @johngreenbeck829
    @johngreenbeck829 5 лет назад +702

    "I definitely shouldn't sweep. I haven't quite got the hang of this technique yet."

    • @robbiegarnz7732
      @robbiegarnz7732 5 лет назад +14

      John Greenbeck Lol or it’s close relative “oh man, I’d better turn off the distortion to make sure I’m sweeping correctly!” Lol!

  • @nathankelly2218
    @nathankelly2218 5 лет назад +1927

    “I think I should stop playing 7 Nation Army on a 1400 dollar Stratocaster because I am probably annoying the employees and they hear that song all the time”

    • @4968ace
      @4968ace 4 года назад +13

      If only strats cost $600 I’d have one

    • @nathankelly2218
      @nathankelly2218 4 года назад +1

      Alex good Point. Consider the comment edited lol

    • @dreugh424
      @dreugh424 4 года назад +3

      @@4968ace MiM

    • @Jbagot8
      @Jbagot8 4 года назад +9

      @@4968ace player series strats are $650

    • @TillDeathWeDoArtz
      @TillDeathWeDoArtz 4 года назад +1

      Most the rooms are sound proof where I am so if you play you can play whatever you want

  • @HackerDoge
    @HackerDoge 3 года назад +546

    “Would you like 1000 dollars?” Lol 😂 I would go to a guitar store everyday if I heard this.

  • @mikehart6193
    @mikehart6193 4 года назад +1083

    the "exactly where i found it guy" is me

    • @Papabandana
      @Papabandana 4 года назад +80

      I feel so bad if I don't put it back, hell, I even wipe it down.

    • @joeloliver2279
      @joeloliver2279 4 года назад +7

      Same

    • @Officedoors
      @Officedoors 4 года назад +14

      @@Papabandana well now you have to

    • @PLNKYELLOWBLACK
      @PLNKYELLOWBLACK 4 года назад +26

      damn near clean the whole store. fucking restring the guitars and polish them. mop for a bagel

    • @willmads16
      @willmads16 3 года назад +16

      I would be too scared to put it somewhere else tbh

  • @untitledgooose
    @untitledgooose 4 года назад +548

    Something I’ve never said:
    “I don’t think I need anymore pedals. I have way to many anyway”

    • @stephok7762
      @stephok7762 2 года назад +5

      correction: “something I and about every guitarist has never said”

  • @ridethisdino2004
    @ridethisdino2004 5 лет назад +1699

    This sounds like he’s trying to tell other people what not to do but in a passive-aggressive manner
    edit: i realize im stupid and thats the point so uh

    • @Alex-ml5km
      @Alex-ml5km 4 года назад +25

      Ridethisdino that's kinda the point of the video?

    • @darthanddedeu2580
      @darthanddedeu2580 4 года назад +9

      @@Alex-ml5km you think????
      Lol

    • @merimursu123
      @merimursu123 4 года назад +9

      He sounds like a bully and looks like an evil baby

    • @Homebred-pz7il
      @Homebred-pz7il 4 года назад +1

      Omg you have 666 likes 😂

    • @fldsfmfr8277
      @fldsfmfr8277 4 года назад +6

      so he's telling us not to return the picks after using them? okay then.

  • @franklynpatterson3265
    @franklynpatterson3265 3 года назад +122

    " I shouldn't play Smoke on the Water; that would annoy everyone".

  • @LTMotions
    @LTMotions 5 лет назад +771

    "This is a nice guitar!"
    "Oh, it's a thousand dollars out of my price range, I'd better not play it"

    • @JGHFunRun
      @JGHFunRun 4 года назад +30

      _The exact reason you should play it..._

    • @Weaseldog2001
      @Weaseldog2001 2 года назад +7

      And then suddenly, you find a way to change your price range....

    • @hotshot0476
      @hotshot0476 2 года назад +3

      @@Weaseldog2001 Reminds me of one of my first trips to the guitar store a couple years ago. I was just starting on guitar and looking at buying my first electric and the guy in the store just told me to try out whatever I wanted to learn what i liked. My two favorites out of probably ten different guitars of any price range i tried was a $200 Jackson Dinky, (which i would later buy as my first guitar) and a $2,500 dollar Paul Reed Smith, lol.

    • @Weaseldog2001
      @Weaseldog2001 2 года назад +3

      @@hotshot0476 it sounds like you chose wisely.
      These days, the difference between an inexpensive guitar and an expensive one is just not important for beginners.
      As long as it's playable and has good tone, then you've got what you need.
      Your skills are bot going to exceed the capabilities of the guitar.
      If I time travelled back to the 1970s I'd tell you a different story. :)
      But CNC machines and standardized designs, have done a lot to improve the quality of beginner guitars.

    • @Simplyradish
      @Simplyradish Год назад

      I literally only walk into guitar stores to play guitars I can never afford

  • @SuperFender110
    @SuperFender110 4 года назад +584

    Last time I went to the store "just for strings" I walked out with 2 sets... and a new fender blues deluxe... After trying all different amps for about 2 hours. And using 3 different strats. One of witch I almost also bought. Sorry mom lol

    • @isazoia3168
      @isazoia3168 3 года назад +18

      I wish I were SuperFender110

    • @lightningincthefirst
      @lightningincthefirst 3 года назад +14

      How rich are you

    • @Prof.SeverusSnape
      @Prof.SeverusSnape 2 года назад +9

      @@lightningincthefirst nah, more like I got a job with psychopath hours that allows me to comfortably buy a PRS at a calculated financial pace.

    • @SLAMBANGO
      @SLAMBANGO 2 года назад +2

      You laugh now, and keep it up. enjoy it while you can still muster a smile. Your GAS is doing 5 octave arpeggios in the studio 8 hours a day. So, 28 years from now, when it shreds on you and takes away the last bit of hope you had, and you look around and see the tens of thousands invested in gear, ultimately for what? To sit around listening to strings vibrate... then you have to either face it every day or face it, one-by-one as you sell them at a loss, realizing the real price you paid in missed opportunity to appreciate life.

    • @screamoneo
      @screamoneo 2 года назад +1

      dont worry. one time i went to buy a microphone and ended up buying a talkbox, Line6 amp, and Stingray bass

  • @gabrielmoco2862
    @gabrielmoco2862 5 лет назад +344

    You forgot: "Wow, this music theory book seems so cool! I'm gonna buy it!"

    • @grantcunningham3646
      @grantcunningham3646 5 лет назад +7

      Gabriel Moço the science of music actually can help tho if ur that kinda thinker

    • @fv8399
      @fv8399 5 лет назад +1

      What does it actually do for you?

    • @TheDarkestPaladin
      @TheDarkestPaladin 5 лет назад +3

      @@fv8399 help you write good music

  • @muhperson9094
    @muhperson9094 3 года назад +64

    Now we just need the “Phrases you always hear in guitar stores”

    • @Map_of_Your_Head
      @Map_of_Your_Head 7 месяцев назад +1

      "what? i cant hear you from that guy playing WAY TOO LOUD"

  • @johnsalazar9239
    @johnsalazar9239 5 лет назад +3163

    I have heard all of these phrases in a guitar store bcause
    *C A N A D A*

    • @graveygraveyard
      @graveygraveyard 4 года назад +25

      I have too

    • @graveygraveyard
      @graveygraveyard 4 года назад +86

      @@Sy_Bull I- I'm from here, and I'm not complaining

    • @Sewer.dwelling.rat.
      @Sewer.dwelling.rat. 4 года назад +1

      YES

    • @johnsalazar9239
      @johnsalazar9239 4 года назад +42

      @@Sy_Bull maybe stfu its just a joke?, its not complaining

    • @BAGELS69
      @BAGELS69 4 года назад +60

      @@Sy_Bull the joke is literally saying that canadians are nice

  • @hallboy5
    @hallboy5 5 лет назад +202

    That "I'm not gonna play them though because I just came for strings" hurt me so badly

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool 5 лет назад +4

      Rejoyce, I used to do that for picks. Gotta try them out, y'know...

    • @atonofspiders
      @atonofspiders 4 года назад +3

      I actually do this, I'm satisfied with my collection of 3 and don't desire other 99.99% of guitars usually in stores.

    • @sl1pz369
      @sl1pz369 4 года назад

      @@EddieOtool but the question is: thick pick or thin pick

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool 4 года назад

      @@sl1pz369 1.5 mm at the least.

    • @sl1pz369
      @sl1pz369 4 года назад

      @@EddieOtool yes, thin picks are all bendy and whatnot, i hate them

  • @leonardocastilhone399
    @leonardocastilhone399 4 года назад +178

    I'm from Brazil, and when I've been to the U.S., I remember ”putting the guitar back to where it was and leaving everything neat and ready for the next guitar player”, as you did so. Seconds later, there was this guy at the store who have approached me, with a smile on his face, saying that he was amazed by what I've just done... Only now I understand why... 😆

  • @AIConfirmed
    @AIConfirmed 3 года назад +347

    Im just gonna ignore that nobody ever mentioned how he DIDN'T STEAL THE PICK WTF THAT'S ILLEGAL😂😂😂

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 года назад +16

      Actually stealing the pic is illegal

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 3 года назад +6

      Dont woosh me

    • @eveninggromit2436
      @eveninggromit2436 2 года назад +36

      @@GameyRaccoon wooosh

    • @soopvvv
      @soopvvv 2 года назад +6

      @@GameyRaccoon r/wooooosh

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon 2 года назад +3

      @@soopvvv dude i was being intentionally facetious. I know the joke is accidentally stealing the pic is so common. I was making the joke that stealing the pic would be illegal actually

  • @RC32Smiths01
    @RC32Smiths01 5 лет назад +228

    I now understand what true power feels like at Guitar Center. I will now become Strength.

  • @louisfk9880
    @louisfk9880 4 года назад +3011

    Tyler: “You know, maybe I should play bass.”
    Davie504: *_EPIC_*

  • @hawk1093
    @hawk1093 5 лет назад +706

    Phrases you never hear in a guitar store:
    "The employees were very helpful and not condescending AT ALL"

    • @zeep32696
      @zeep32696 5 лет назад +15

      NOTHING TRUER HAS EVER BEEN SAID

    • @cliftongardner4367
      @cliftongardner4367 5 лет назад +39

      Believe it or not, my local Guitar Center is packed with knowledgeable, helpful, friendly employees. It's always a pleasure doing business with them.

    • @zeep32696
      @zeep32696 5 лет назад +8

      @@cliftongardner4367 the one near me is quite the opposite, it probably varies wildly

    • @taimaishu-nao1922
      @taimaishu-nao1922 5 лет назад +3

      That’s why I shop local. The store near my house is great; cool, helpful staff and they don’t even get pissed easily if you play Stairway. My local Guitar Center is awesome too but the experience there is nowhere near the shop by my house.

    • @SixStringflyboy
      @SixStringflyboy 5 лет назад

      You've never been to Moore Music in Evansville, IN then.

  • @I4n_Sc4nlon
    @I4n_Sc4nlon 3 года назад +30

    I’m the type of guy that whenever I see people picking up an instrument I start thinking “I hope they know how to play”

  • @austinv.3916
    @austinv.3916 5 лет назад +455

    @ Music is Win , you inspired me to learn Electric Guitar, I start my lessons in 8 days!!
    Wow, I never expected to receive this many likes, (the most I've previously gotten was 10) and I'd like to say thank you for the positive comments. As an African-American new to Rock and Metal, I've turned to channels like @Music is Win to hear amazing playing and funny skits. Thanks to y'all, I listen to FFWF, Motorbreath, Rattle-head, Seattle '89 and others regularly !! Have a wonderful day y'all and rock on!!!

    • @iamthesenate3683
      @iamthesenate3683 5 лет назад +14

      Austin V. Good for u brotha. Remember, always be original

    • @YesJustTia
      @YesJustTia 5 лет назад +11

      Go play Eruption by EVH and Through the Fire and the Flame by Dragon Force

    • @joseph_lacy
      @joseph_lacy 5 лет назад +10

      Austin V. Welcome to the world of guitar! Have fun with it and be patient. It's worth the time

    • @gj4312
      @gj4312 5 лет назад +3

      Very good

    • @custer3176
      @custer3176 5 лет назад +3

      Austin V. Dont try to play anything too hard right away, trust me, you will ve able to play anything you want when you put in time and dedication

  • @agastya6799
    @agastya6799 5 лет назад +1189

    *maybe I should play BASS*
    Best line ever.

  • @scrumdiddily6162
    @scrumdiddily6162 4 года назад +734

    “I’m not going to play them though, I just came here for strings”
    ...you.. you maniac!

    • @fz7091
      @fz7091 4 года назад +2

      That just happened.

    • @_unknown0fficial_750
      @_unknown0fficial_750 4 года назад

      Fr

    • @coltz-pun7871
      @coltz-pun7871 4 года назад +6

      Although this is far less impressive considering the circumstances, I went to a guitar store, and didn't even touch a guitar except when carrying it out. Didn't play it at all until going home.
      Also the guitar center I went to is still fully functional, just with a people limit of 4, mandatory masks, and a condensed store

    • @BeardMan01
      @BeardMan01 4 года назад

      @@coltz-pun7871 My local GC is fully functional, just masks and 2 person limit in the acoustic room.

    • @ultimatewafflegaming1018
      @ultimatewafflegaming1018 3 года назад +1

      If I'm just there for strings my dad would get the strings and we leave so even if I wanted to I couldn't

  • @anewt72690
    @anewt72690 3 года назад +20

    I was demoing an amp at Guitar Center and the associate asked "is that loud enough?" and I was like "eh, I don't need the whole world hearing how bad I am" and the dude was abolutely thunderstruck, like he'd seen a ghost.

  • @Micky199797
    @Micky199797 5 лет назад +1043

    My dream is to meet you so we can play "Smoke on the water" together

    • @maty476xd
      @maty476xd 5 лет назад +48

      Paul McCartney you are paul mccartney with ed sheeran as a profile picture lol

    • @TrueBXWarrior
      @TrueBXWarrior 5 лет назад +18

      Maty476 you could call him Paul Sheeran or Ed McCartney lol

    • @davidjohnsen3245
      @davidjohnsen3245 5 лет назад +17

      Just let it be, Paul, let it be.

    • @fernandox25691
      @fernandox25691 5 лет назад +10

      You meant 0-3-5, right?

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 5 лет назад +8

      They should have a _Smoke on the Water Day_ where everyone who is within reach of any instrument (guitar preferred but not limited to), or just a tennis racket, broom stick or air guitar if nothing else, all play just the one riff. Not any of the other parts, just that one riff for like 5 minutes straight (lols). Then we will have something mutual to complain about and there will be peace and unity all across this beautiful world.... it is a dream I have.

  • @CurtisAlfeld
    @CurtisAlfeld 5 лет назад +133

    "Alert security; we have someone being considerate of other customers, so he's clearly planning a robbery."

  • @bardiabahrampour4166
    @bardiabahrampour4166 5 лет назад +105

    2:46 goodbye pick
    you will never be found again pick...

  • @ladystardust5192
    @ladystardust5192 2 года назад +21

    As someone who works in a music store, (greetings from NZ) the pick one is so true. They just disappear. Sometimes the shop tuners do, as well.
    Also, the anxiety when someone goes to grab a $3000 Taylor or Fender that's high up on the wall. It's real. 😂

  • @joshuabrint4078
    @joshuabrint4078 4 года назад +451

    “Man, I suck at guitar, I should practice more”

    • @Energy_Dragon7
      @Energy_Dragon7 3 года назад +13

      This sounds like a phrase people would use, but since people are impatient they give up 😂, just keep playing y’all 🎸💯

    • @sittingtreeva927
      @sittingtreeva927 2 года назад +4

      I read this and thought "YES EXACTLY JUST KEEP PRACTICING" but then remembered that this is a phrase that no one says......

  • @superextranova2172
    @superextranova2172 4 года назад +181

    This video should just be called "canadian guitar stores"

    • @coolnamepending7604
      @coolnamepending7604 2 года назад +6

      As a Canadian can confirm this is an accurate portrayal of guitar stores in Canada

  • @adriankovacs4133
    @adriankovacs4133 5 лет назад +2243

    0:24 angry Davie504 fans incoming,take cover

  • @ahappychickn5859
    @ahappychickn5859 Год назад +14

    I went with my boyfriend the other day to a really nice guitar center that was recently built and some old guy sat behind him and was playing louder than everyone else in the store, so my boyfriend kept raising his own volume to match the man’s until the dude decided to leave. Old guy was annoying but the experience ended up being really funny, and my boyfriend took his volume down as soon as the guy left, I think it was a relief for everyone there

  • @benevolentwaffle7438
    @benevolentwaffle7438 5 лет назад +700

    I keep my guitars quite cause I’m bad, not cause I’m nice

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 5 лет назад +43

      Hmm, something makes me think you're better than you let on. Usually it's the most thoughtful of people who end up being the most talented. It's sort of necessary really. If not, then just practice and *only* compare yourself to your yesterday-self. Then as long as you have a love for the instrument, you be really good soon.

    • @Johansen_271
      @Johansen_271 5 лет назад

      You and me both, brother! :(

    • @VeilSideZ32
      @VeilSideZ32 5 лет назад +8

      2 years into playing and i still keep it quiet cause i dont want to disturb the salesman. I also always buy if i go in there

    • @benevolentwaffle7438
      @benevolentwaffle7438 5 лет назад +1

      Aylbdr Madison damn, you made me visually smile, that doesn’t happen a lot anymore. Thank you 🤘🏾🔥

    • @benevolentwaffle7438
      @benevolentwaffle7438 5 лет назад +3

      Kjartan Johansen we should do musical product reviews, like play new pedals to show people that are at our level how it will actually sound when they play it 😹

  • @dennis927
    @dennis927 5 лет назад +615

    Why is 90% of this actually me, should i just be less polite?

    • @davidlamothe8586
      @davidlamothe8586 5 лет назад +17

      Same here buddy😂😂

    • @lexfunkyman6416
      @lexfunkyman6416 5 лет назад +8

      Me too, lol

    • @AP-kc4ns
      @AP-kc4ns 5 лет назад +2

      Me 2

    • @3wGaming
      @3wGaming 5 лет назад +4

      Me too but I will still play stairway loudly and badly!

    • @knightflare4595
      @knightflare4595 5 лет назад +17

      Through the whole video I was like wait so this isn't how it's done?

  • @MiniTStark
    @MiniTStark 4 года назад +39

    “Dude who plays smoke on the water anymore?”

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles 4 года назад +88

    A phrase I've never said in a guitar store: " wow! I can actually play well"

  • @JohnvanCapel
    @JohnvanCapel 5 лет назад +60

    "Oops, I broke a string on this guitar. I should tell an employee and not just hang the guitar back on the wall."

    • @peterwinters8587
      @peterwinters8587 4 года назад +3

      "I will buy a pack and replace all the strings"

  • @tuankietluucong9976
    @tuankietluucong9976 Год назад +1

    The "putting it back where it once was" is truly what you will not see everyday.

  • @Rook_Layne_Reno
    @Rook_Layne_Reno 4 года назад +190

    Something nobody’s ever said in a guitar store: I don’t think I’m gonna play an overplayed riff today

    • @marshallemmet1366
      @marshallemmet1366 4 года назад +16

      0-3-5
      0-3-6-5
      0-3-5-0-3-0

    • @ArbiterBrick
      @ArbiterBrick 4 года назад

      賛成うん well overplayed riffs are often beginners do it. I only know smoke on the water because I justnstarted

    • @Rook_Layne_Reno
      @Rook_Layne_Reno 4 года назад +1

      Growing Up Gold I didn’t know any of that, I just kinda played riffs I made up

    • @Ori0987
      @Ori0987 4 года назад +1

      賛成うん Congratulations

    • @Rook_Layne_Reno
      @Rook_Layne_Reno 4 года назад +1

      Helena Bednarski thanks

  • @hotdogslayer4430
    @hotdogslayer4430 5 лет назад +283

    I thought you meant "guitar" phrases
    The licks.

  • @Orincaby
    @Orincaby 5 лет назад +605

    something i've never heard in a guitar store:
    "where are the basses at?"

    • @darthanddedeu2580
      @darthanddedeu2580 4 года назад +51

      I said that and got laughed at,

    • @ciocio-san
      @ciocio-san 4 года назад +65

      **bassists crying**

    • @michaelnight668
      @michaelnight668 4 года назад +34

      🅱️ASS is 🅱️est

    • @ryanhancock8962
      @ryanhancock8962 4 года назад +26

      I am going to SLAPP you, because I play 🅱️ass! You are not EPIC!

    • @jancmaylo1192
      @jancmaylo1192 4 года назад +9

      @@ryanhancock8962 playing 2 notes for 5 minutes isnt epic

  • @MRREE-zw6xc
    @MRREE-zw6xc Год назад +9

    Lol that last part was literally me yesterday. Loooked at guitars didnt play just strings n out.

  • @garryisepic5955
    @garryisepic5955 4 года назад +266

    A phrase you never hear in a guitar store would be “in looking to buy a piano

    • @seizulre3199
      @seizulre3199 4 года назад +10

      Manuel Salokangas you dropped this.
      .

    • @caesarseige6245
      @caesarseige6245 4 года назад +1

      You fool you utter bumbling fool

    • @coltenrice5992
      @coltenrice5992 4 года назад

      Max Rios lol you didn’t use it either
      .

    • @seizulre3199
      @seizulre3199 4 года назад +3

      Colten Rice lmao are you blind or just straight up stupid?

    • @andrewbeard1380
      @andrewbeard1380 4 года назад

      Bet

  • @poisonouslittleviper4805
    @poisonouslittleviper4805 4 года назад +388

    I’m wayyyyy too awkward to *ever* see myself actually going to a guitar store. I feel like I’d be judged and low key bullied the whole time lol.

    • @andrewmarsh7919
      @andrewmarsh7919 2 года назад +38

      I don’t know any guitar store where that would happen. If you’re worried about being bad all the time, you wont get better. Every good guitarist at some point was at the same level you’re at right now.

    • @nsk1911
      @nsk1911 2 года назад +15

      I don’t see that happening in any store, actually, regardless of what they sell.

    • @KaiserBruh
      @KaiserBruh 2 года назад +10

      I used to be like that when I was first getting into guitar, maybe 6 or 7 years ago. But eventually I just realized that it was only the start that was super awkward, once I got into it my confidence was normal again.
      So now I can care less, I set that amp to my settings, volume 3, bridge position, and whoever does hear me is welcome to, here goes the entire Holy Wars rythem track lol

    • @introvertgoblin
      @introvertgoblin 2 года назад +4

      Nah, they’re all usually hella chill

    • @OneBoundMusic
      @OneBoundMusic 2 года назад +4

      They make commission. They aren't going to drive off a customer when that's their money. They're going to do everything to make you feel welcome.

  • @Notthepickles
    @Notthepickles 2 года назад +1

    This needs to be shown!

  • @noahboucard4150
    @noahboucard4150 5 лет назад +71

    "Hey, can you play louder please ? I almost can't hear you."

  • @reese_zero3437
    @reese_zero3437 5 лет назад +33

    Phrase I never hear in a guitar store:
    “Hey, you sound really good!”

  • @doverpeck18
    @doverpeck18 4 года назад +56

    A phrase i have never.heard is, " I won' t play starway to heaven because I know I will be stopped" haha

  • @declanspanko7688
    @declanspanko7688 Год назад +11

    " you know, I dont think ill buy a guitar today, none of them sound good."

  • @cbrot2001
    @cbrot2001 5 лет назад +56

    I’ve literally done that last one. Anxiety of playing in public

    • @gold3npimp
      @gold3npimp 5 лет назад +2

      Cory Brotherton I expect you to own up, son. What if zombies were to hit us right now? Are you gonna be a wimp when it’s time to play the killing game and help save humanity?

  • @zathothegrizzxx9747
    @zathothegrizzxx9747 4 года назад +18

    Legend has it that Tyler is still looking for a tuner to this day.

  • @gypsyarc6639
    @gypsyarc6639 5 лет назад +54

    3:10 “Would you like a $1,000.”

  • @MountainHomeJerrel
    @MountainHomeJerrel 3 года назад +1

    Your channel is so wholesome. Rock on, brother!

  • @kotarodesu_23
    @kotarodesu_23 5 лет назад +68

    What about "Hey you sound great, try Stairway to Heaven too!" from an employee.

  • @flawless2094
    @flawless2094 4 года назад +27

    Something I never heard before in a guitar store, “Do you have any discounts?”

  • @cardprophecy97
    @cardprophecy97 5 лет назад +98

    "I came here to buy bass strings"

    • @HearMeLearn
      @HearMeLearn 5 лет назад +5

      And sell my dads old mint strat for a new guitar

    • @rallypoint1
      @rallypoint1 5 лет назад +2

      Who buys strings at a store these days???

    • @nicoanony
      @nicoanony 5 лет назад

      @@rallypoint1 me. Fatboy

    • @rallypoint1
      @rallypoint1 5 лет назад

      Nico.Anonymous Thats nice. I won’t call you any names though.

    • @nicoanony
      @nicoanony 5 лет назад +3

      @@rallypoint1 noo you're supposed to argue

  • @Skewda
    @Skewda 3 года назад +5

    The pick part reminded me of the time I loaned MY pick to the Guitar Center employee that I encouraged to try the guitar I was testing. He pocketed it and I was like "uhhhhh.. hey.. can I have that back?"

  • @michaelshirley6527
    @michaelshirley6527 4 года назад +761

    Things you never hear....
    Kids me and your mom are getting back together

  • @maxjohnson9131
    @maxjohnson9131 5 лет назад +311

    Not to get political or anything, but what's a tuner?

  • @lucafranzosi9232
    @lucafranzosi9232 4 года назад +71

    "This is so cool. I am so happy to be here". - Girlfriend -

  • @angelbechtol7873
    @angelbechtol7873 3 года назад +3

    I never realized how popular it is for people not to tune their instruments unless its noticeably out of tune... I tune every time just out of habit and it makes me really happy to hear it in tune

  • @matthewschiavi7353
    @matthewschiavi7353 5 лет назад +11

    We’re feeling generous and charitable today. Pick a guitar, any guitar. It’s yours... no charge.

  • @harryelliott4363
    @harryelliott4363 5 лет назад +24

    "I'm going to play the most budget friendly guitar in here! No need to try out these $3000 guitars..."

  • @connorlee8983
    @connorlee8983 5 лет назад +16

    "I think the Acoustic is more my jam than this electric guitar, I'll make my way over there..."

  • @idahotrucker7017
    @idahotrucker7017 2 года назад +3

    I've been to Chesbro Music in Idaho Falls multiple times. Grew up over there. Great guitar store! They have a great selection and great prices. Glad to see you went there. It is hard to get employee assistance though they're never around lol

  • @almarc
    @almarc 5 лет назад +69

    The ultimate:
    "This looks good, is it fine for a beginner?"
    "The Marshall JCM 900 stack? Yes, it's a classics for beginners!"
    "I were talking about this guitar actually"
    "Oh, the Gibson Custom Shop? Indeed, that'd be a great deal for you. But let me show you the PRS section, too"

  • @pietrotrava
    @pietrotrava 4 года назад +77

    Imagine being a uke...
    This comment was made by Big Instruments Gang

  • @blakedurston
    @blakedurston 4 года назад +14

    “I can play that one part of eruption, but I won’t.”

  • @williamiceman9939
    @williamiceman9939 3 года назад +6

    “Would you like to buy this guitar?”
    “Yes”

  • @willprince643
    @willprince643 5 лет назад +40

    "There's so many left handed guitars here that I can't even choose which one I want."

  • @billpalmisano
    @billpalmisano 4 года назад +22

    " I was going to find something a little more expensive..........."

  • @ardbegthequestion
    @ardbegthequestion 4 года назад +4

    I’m glad I came with you. It was totally worth the three hours of my life watching you look and touch everything.

  • @landenhowell2760
    @landenhowell2760 2 года назад +2

    As someone who used to work at Guitar Center, I wish more customers were like this. I can't tell you how many people would just come in and just blast the SHIT out of our guitars or break them. That happened a lot, too.

  • @Paul-gf6kp
    @Paul-gf6kp 4 года назад +8

    The first time I went to a guitar store, I was really nervous at first because I tend to get anxiety near strangers. I walked in and all of that anxiety disappeared. There were guitars, basses, drums, pianos and much more and I spent a good hour in there even though I only came for some bass strings

  • @ΜαριοςΑθανασοπουλος-γ4ω

    Many were good! But putting the pick and the guitar in place, turning off the amp and wrapping up the cable... That was hilariously true!! 🤣🤣

  • @oak1182
    @oak1182 4 года назад +5

    i worked part time in a guitar store for a few months and the thing i hated the most was when people didn’t put back guitars and left the amps on

  • @deang.945
    @deang.945 2 года назад +23

    “No, I shouldn’t let my children destroy expensive guitars.”

  • @ATFprdepartment
    @ATFprdepartment 5 лет назад +11

    Something I’ve said plenty of times as a newer player
    “You know, maybe I just suck...”

  • @devilsoffspring5519
    @devilsoffspring5519 5 лет назад +19

    #1 phrase you'll never hear in a guitar store:
    "Man, I play so damn good, I'll just get a cheaper guitar. I'll sound pretty awesome anyway and I'll save a *pile* of cash!!"

  • @archiefromuno
    @archiefromuno Год назад +7

    what's weird is as a bassist I usually do most of this (i do not however offer people 100$)

  • @TheBonesReaperShow
    @TheBonesReaperShow 5 лет назад +44

    And that children, is how to be Canadian 😊

  • @stevec.9037
    @stevec.9037 4 года назад +4

    As a bassist, you are absolutely right about the bass joke

  • @pietrofonseca4235
    @pietrofonseca4235 3 года назад +8

    “Im gonna play smoke on the water is that ok with you?”