We were once looking for a guitarist for a band and that one guy came. He was completely out of tempo and rythm, so we thanked him for participation. When he was leaving I kindly adviced him to practice with a metronome. He replied "WTF man, do I look like some posh music school puppy?"
Same XD I get a riff, pass to another thing, then learn a solo, pass to another thing, learn tu riff for the solo i learned idk how much time back etc I'm slowly learning a lot of songs but not doing all the things after another
I definitely was the no practice noob. Then I joined a band and could never keep time. Then I started writing my own songs and really learned how important time is, and now I almost always use a metronome when writing music and practicing
Them: "Bro you're way better than most people anyway. They don't even pick up a guitar." Me: DON'T FEED ME THAT BULLSHIT OFC I SOUND BETTER THAN SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T PLAY THAT'S HOW INSTRUMENTS WORK.
Maybe you actually sound good already? (Even if you always want to be better.) I mean i youre not as good as someone who s been playing for 20 years full time ofc.
I’m this guy, but I honestly don’t really care that much about mastering all the scales, I make sure I can play chords, but whenever I play I make sure I have fun too
I'm the noob who slowly progresses by learning a 3rd of every song after always becoming dissinterested and moving on, especially if I reach a hard part.
and you feel like you are making no progress, but deep down you know you are, but not enough for the sheer amount of time you spend with a guitar in your lap
I was the noob that didn't practice scales. I knew music theory (I was a band geek) and I knew the benefit of scales, but for some reason, I never thought of practicing it until I was playing giornos theme, and realized it would be easier to learn if I learned the scale first. I'm now putting more effort into learning technique, and improving at reading sheet music (It's been a while, and I only remembered how to read music in the bass cleff) and actually, as I write this, I just remembered every good boy deserves fudge.
I’m: - the one who puts himself down - the shy player who has a heart attack when someone asks me to play for them - the one who doesn’t know anything, but loves to play anyway
I'm the practice every single day for an hour at least type of guy but gets hella frustrated and demotivated because I never see any progress... until my wife shows me a secret recording she took of me and it's better than the last secret recording she took of me and then I fall in love and ask her to marry me and shes says we're already married so I just keep practicing guitar and it repeats
@@Yuh_mama Yeah I also have this feeling, all I'm talking about with my normie coworkers is how I play guitar all day, they're gonna start thinking i'm bullshitting.
I definitely want to say you're a rare breed, because as soon as I get to the hard part or solo are of the song, often I just look at the tab, and I'm like, ".....mkay, so what's going on over here? Oh, ooh! This looks interesting!" ...and then I'm gone. 😂 (I still save it to my playlist though in case I decide to learn it later 😉)
I bought a fender strat from Japan yesterday and the thing stays in tune like it is magic... I am falling in love with it. But tuning isnt what you should be so cocerned about. I picked the thing up yesterday and it is my first guitar and i cant stop playing it. I played bass and trumpet for ska band but this is totally different ballpark. this Japanese made strat is just sending me for loops. I can stop playing it until fingers hurt. I love it.
Recording yourself might help. Just remember, you don't suck if you are a beginner. Music is a journey with no destination, and we should all continue learning and improving. 😁
Cracked up at the "I just made up a scale." I had a friend just like that. He would literally take a chord he'd spent all day at guitar lessons learning, arbitrarily switch a few notes around, and then act like he'd "discovered" the most brutal metal chord or quirky indie riff or whatever the hell he was into that week.
I used to change strings every month or 2 when I was playing a lot, haven't changed them in about 2 years since I stopped playing nearly as much. Personally, now that I'm playing more, I can feel the difference lol its gross
Started playing guitar last week For the last week, I've been trying to play Creep through the Ed o'Brien tutorial with barre chords, had a tough time Just tried to play chords A, E and D, got it right after 30 minutes wtf was I doing
@@Patrick-qt8iy Yes. I was making a joke about how the sound when I try to play them. :) I have successfully made an F chord only twice in more times than I can count.
@@dbuck5350 You might not want to start practicing Barre chord from the F chord, the F chord is more difficult since it's so close to the guitar nut, and the frets are further apart. I'd say a G# chord would be an easier chord to start, same shape as F, but at fret 4. Remember, you're index is only fretting 3 strings, the rest are pressed by your other fingers, keep the index pressure only where it's needed.
Oh god like a lot of songs per day, but just the riffs, also I don't practice with scales or things, I'm trying to learn by myself (I studied guitar years ago and I'm basically starting back from 0) but every time I think I should do some exercises I get bored by even the idea itself and I play something cool but I can't do it because I lost the technique... Arrgghh
I’m the self taught one who’s good at finger picking and chords but hopeless at bends, palm muting, using a pick at all, etc because i never properly learned those things. Working on it
I’ve been playing for two years, only ever doing fingerpicking songs and classical music. Just recently started to use a pick and its like relearning the guitar.
I'm gonna be starting 'nothing else matters' soon, been playing songs with a pick for the whole time I've been playing guitar. Only time I used finger-picking is in proud Mary after the 'rolling on the river' bittae.
Im the one that cries myself to sleep at night after an hour of practice once they realize they're absolute crap, but gets a sudden boost of confidence whenever they bust out the *one* song they think they can do a little justice, but then looses the confidence when the kid from a long line of guitarists comes around and he looks over my shoulder from afar and I can feel his gaze on my little girl hands struggling to reach the sixth fret. Its taking a toll on my mental stability.
@@aristotlefromebay I'm primarily a drummer who messes on guitar a bit, but before I got one I liked to watch videos in the guitar community to try to think more musically about what Im doing.
I’m the middle schooler that can afford the guitar but has to wait until Christmas for their family to get them an amp. I’m also the one that is nervous that I won’t get very good and quit too soon.
@@disenchantedkai9254 my family ended up getting me both a decent guitar and an amp, and sometimes I just don’t play with the amp because I’m lazy and don’t want to plug the amp in
00:07 I'm getting Tom Cruise on crack vibes here. Love it!! There was a video done by Angry Videogame Nerd and the way he did the Tom Cruise impression was just like yours! 😂
The 'Never changed strings' guy. had a meeting for a band for music school, and the sound from my amp turned heads around like the Exorcist while i started playing...
I’m the noob that doesn’t change the string like decade later I’m also the noob that... Doesn’t know how to use a guitar pedal or any pedal at all. I just play with what i have. And the noob that plays one song then switches to several other songs and comeback to the song again a year later.
Lmao I had the same strings for a good four years on my acoustic and kept wondering why they were so rusty and kept falling out of tune. I didn’t even know I could buy new strings. I though the guitar store dude made em.
You don't need an expensive guitar to play well and sound good. You can get a decent guitar for $300. And I am sure that whatever you used to post that comment cost about that much so you definitely can afford one.
@@ericrenquist6494 Hell, my best sounding "Strat" is a Korean Peavey Raptor from the mid 90's that came in a starter kit. Was my brothers when he was like 10. Found it in an attic a few years ago, swapped out the bridge, put a bone nut on it, and after a proper setup it plays great and has a range of tone I can't get on my American Fender. Electric solid-body guitar is almost entirely hype... The choice of pick (or choice to play without one) has far more effect on tone than the name on the headstock. Acoustic, well, you get what you pay for in most cases, but electric (non-archtop) is almost all marketing. Tone is in your hands and in the p/ups/amp in that realm
As a drummer, I know beat counting pretty well, and that feeds into being able to keep time on guitar (which I am attempting to learn), but I will still check my counting with a metronome. They were invented for a reason and are awesome. Good day.
I’m definitely in the “hates practicing” camp, but I’m working to fix that. I found a few videos on improving technique and I’m following them as best as I can.
I've always been the one who hates practicing, now I force myself to incorporate 3 types of learning: 1) Practicing what I already know, mainly scales, techniques and songs, 2) Learning new techniques, and 3) Learning new songs. By doing this, I don't get bored and I can keep playing until I get really tired so for like hours.
Granted. I might be the "the-too-much-gear-not-enough-talent" one. I have over the course of three years acquired a bunch of pedals, but the idea of building a pedalboard was something that I was very excited about doing. I do know how to play chords though and I know the basics of scales as well as some technics, but that is about it. I bought a hollowbody Gretsch and I love its tone and the bigsby, but I realized after about 2 years the lack of sustain which I found was due to the nature of a hollowbody. Since then I wanted to own a solid body guitar and now I have ordered a Telecaster which I'm looking forward to receive. 🙌 Your video was very entertaining!
@@dbuck5350 damn man I can never play goat polyphia when using a metronome or when playing over the backing tract cuz I always feel like I'm not playing fast enough
Yea privilege is right and I know it because I have been there, in fact at some point I had no guitar and no instrument, it’s gonna be alright bro and I’m sure there are electric guitars that come close in price to acoustic guitars but the problem is getting the pedals and an amp because even though you can still have fun playing an electric guitar without an amp, you’ll always appreciate an acoustic guitar later on compared to that option, but both are great especially if you can set up the guitar, gotta start somewhere even if it means denying yourself food or clothes or phones, just something.
@@khay2210 well epiphone really came in for us here, so I got an epiphone Sl Player pack (180 during discounts), it comes with an amp and a gig bag. I also have a vox stomplab 1g, saving for a 2g. With this your pretty well set as a beginner. You just need to search. However, under 300 for the entire package including an amp and effects is going to be tricky.
I was all of those at one point except the guy with a lot of Gear. I've been playing guitar for 12 years and still have basic Gear and I still do forget to change strings. I'm also not sure if I was good without knowing it.
What kind of noob are you? I'm the one who thinks he's good.
Types of beginner guitarist??
I'm the one who thinks he can even play
Non string changer
Music is Win no you are actually good.keep rockin'
20+ years still noon guy
I’m the type to learn multiple songs at once and never finish any of them
MARVELous same, except on bass
Same but on piano
everyone does this, :(
Me too
Same
I'm the one who practices for 20 minutes and then spends 2 hours watching guitar videos on youtube.
Lol thats actually me! 😂😂
me
Yep.
Same
Not a good way to learn🙄
I’m the one who refuses to learn the rest of the song unless I can play the intro and main riff perfectly
Im the one who will learn the whole song but mess up way too much.
I’m the one who learns it clean then try’s to Learn another then forgets the song I just learned
@@dominickalm3851 play the songs you learned each day so you don't forget
YES YES YES YES YES YES that is me
Nah bro just the main riff lol
We were once looking for a guitarist for a band and that one guy came. He was completely out of tempo and rythm, so we thanked him for participation. When he was leaving I kindly adviced him to practice with a metronome. He replied "WTF man, do I look like some posh music school puppy?"
I'm the one who got an acoustic guitar and then immediately got into grunge and hard rock
You're not alone
Loool same smells like teen spirit was my first song
this one hit home
Same
Hits home
When you realize Tyler is just low-key flexing his gear
Why did I laugh when I looked at you profile picture?
Sally Baughn thank you sally, very cool!
@@say_bray dont judge my girl sally
What key is he flexing in?
LM-Darkelish LOL SAME
I'm the one that never practices and allways searching for a new song to learn.
Same XD
I get a riff, pass to another thing, then learn a solo, pass to another thing, learn tu riff for the solo i learned idk how much time back etc
I'm slowly learning a lot of songs but not doing all the things after another
@@-daigher-2549 I feel u
Are u romanian? :)
I play bass but I also learn songs instead of practicing.
@@SA-np5yy Wait, isn't practicing learning songs?
I definitely was the no practice noob. Then I joined a band and could never keep time. Then I started writing my own songs and really learned how important time is, and now I almost always use a metronome when writing music and practicing
“I made up a scale. you have to bend it at the end”
Killed me
He actually bent my cringe bar more than he bent that string
I like how it sounded like absolute crap
@@aasserelzoghby6781 no shit sherlock
The start was sounding ok on the scale :D
I'm the one who sits on his room with a squire and learns random bits of song and scales
The Sovereign Onion so relatavle
This is what I did before I quit playing.
I only learn riffs 😂🤦♂️
The Sovereign Onion DAMN I REALLY FELT THIS ONE
I can relate greatly
im the noob that thinks hes bad, then hes still bad, but people tell him hes good out of pity
This is a personal attack ^
Them: "Bro you're way better than most people anyway. They don't even pick up a guitar."
Me: DON'T FEED ME THAT BULLSHIT OFC I SOUND BETTER THAN SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T PLAY THAT'S HOW INSTRUMENTS WORK.
That's what my parents do😕
Stop calling me o u t
Maybe you actually sound good already?
(Even if you always want to be better.) I mean i youre not as good as someone who s been playing for 20 years full time ofc.
When I think of quitting guitar these videos seem to pop up and I go right back , Thanks Tyler for real
Tyler: HAHAHA 0-3-5!!!
Rudy Ayoub: _Wants to know your location_
0-3-6-5
@@KevinMsyah 0-3-5-3-0
I dont know why im laughing so hard
Bro did you write that bro? Play something else bro
@Ej Teacher same thing
“Man, i’ve never played it that clean.” That got me😂
Yeah dude. Hhhhahahahahhhhahhha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. He got me too.
i read it just as he said it and i’m dying 😭🤣
@@creaturex5705 Loll Samee
It be like that tho
@@creaturex5705 same
The one who hates practicing:
Dude I haaate practicing.
*Genius*
I feel like an idiot for not thinking of it now :P
I’m this guy, but I honestly don’t really care that much about mastering all the scales, I make sure I can play chords, but whenever I play I make sure I have fun too
@FrancoFranco1227 thanks bro
@@Um_im_ryan you should 💯
Metronome scares me. LOL
I'm the type of guitarist that learns only the solo not the whole song
I learn the full rhythm for the song, then ignore the solo. That thing, it scares me.
I'm the "has been playing for 4 years but sounds more like 4 months" guy
Me too
same, but I've been playing for over 12 years :(
three years here and ik a dude who plays better than me in one month.
same but 5 years
Me too 😂
I'm the noob who slowly progresses by learning a 3rd of every song after always becoming dissinterested and moving on, especially if I reach a hard part.
“alright this part is boring, i’m skipping to the chorus”
Hahahahaha
Same
Same
“I made up a scale...” I am deceased
I came to say exactly this!
3:03 gotta admit that part was fairly decent, sounds like a heavy metal riff.
yeah if only it didn’t sound like it was written by a drunk fred durst
Thrash vibes. Needs some polishing to be acceptable imo.
I'm the one who loves practicing but still sucks
and you feel like you are making no progress, but deep down you know you are, but not enough for the sheer amount of time you spend with a guitar in your lap
Maybe you’re not practicing efficiently?
Try Yousician 🤣
yusuf red Yousician actually works for me. Idk bout u guys
I'm someone who loves practicing, but as soon as I learn the next great song I wanna learn, I forget the first. Or at least that happened for a while.
I feel like this was a way for Tyler to flex his equipment
Like every single video of him😂
I agree, but I would do the same if I had all that magic
BRO SAMEEEEEEE
All of his videos are, while entertaining, a way to showcase his guitar collection! 😂🎸
That's his whole shtick. I love his videos but he's just circle jerking his equipment over and over in every video
That moment you realize Tyler actually has all this equipment
He can play it though
Anyone just wanna have like an hour in his studio?
The Yip yesss
I was the noob that didn't practice scales. I knew music theory (I was a band geek) and I knew the benefit of scales, but for some reason, I never thought of practicing it until I was playing giornos theme, and realized it would be easier to learn if I learned the scale first.
I'm now putting more effort into learning technique, and improving at reading sheet music (It's been a while, and I only remembered how to read music in the bass cleff)
and actually, as I write this, I just remembered every good boy deserves fudge.
I’m definitely the guy who tries out like a hundred songs each day but only ever learns the intros
Sameeee
me right there
I’m:
- the one who puts himself down
- the shy player who has a heart attack when someone asks me to play for them
- the one who doesn’t know anything, but loves to play anyway
Same, only way I’m able to get through it is by telling absolutely no one that I practice guitar. Not a living soul knows of this, until now I guess
Same here
@@alexandero9936thats cool.. at least you can learn peacefully with out worrying about anyone... you can happily play for yourself and stressfree
@@aquarius7060 thanks for the encouragement man.
I can relate to this heavily
I really hope that eventually guitarists will come up with new memes and jokes to replace wonderwall, 035, and lil Wayne
No wonderwall? Denied!
Lil wayne?
Lil Wayne?
You don’t put a coma before “and” fam
@@alexandero9936 it’s called an Oxford comma
I love how this is a guitar channel bur there is a piano piece between each sketch
I'm the practice every single day for an hour at least type of guy but gets hella frustrated and demotivated because I never see any progress... until my wife shows me a secret recording she took of me and it's better than the last secret recording she took of me and then I fall in love and ask her to marry me and shes says we're already married so I just keep practicing guitar and it repeats
What you just said, man, it's so sweet. It's, too sweet. It's so sweet, I puked.
Man that’s goals I almost cried.
Wow
Thats the most beautiful thing I've ever seen 😂. I need this in my life
Beginner Prodigy hah
“I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me” pretty much summed up my first 2 years on the guitar
This was a team fortress reference was it not?
@@evangarciamusic yes it was.
I started playing tf2 and now I see these references EVERYWHERE
You broke me with "I've never played it THAT clean"
Amazes me how he finds a way to flex his equipment with good excuse😂💀
I was the one who refused to play for anyone until I got good
I still am m8
I still refuse to join a band because I need to get better but I have to join one otherwise I will never end up doing it
Beanies off to you for waiting. Its really awesome that you care more about the sound of the music than showing off.
Same. I’m the one who talks a lot about guitar but nobody has heard me play so they think I’m bullshitting.
@@Yuh_mama Yeah I also have this feeling, all I'm talking about with my normie coworkers is how I play guitar all day, they're gonna start thinking i'm bullshitting.
0:20 *youtube copyright claim wants to know your location*
Scotland come at me RUclips
Oh nvm wait we are youtube we dont care who we claim.
Jared Dines has entered the chat
nice pfp
@@windsofsylesse u 2
I'm the one who thinks that there's something wrong with my guitar when it's actually me who can't play.
man i fucking feel u :))
Dumbass
@@davidclelandd u stupid bitch get a life
Same
richard benson
That "riff" at 3:02 cracked me up. So bad I was like wait...is it really THAT bad, or maybe the world wasn't ready for such genius.
3:48
Got a friend that is basically this one.
I try to encourage him to go to gigs but he is still saying that he isn't good enough
😂😅
straight tell him he’s amazing if you haven’t already. in this example the guy doesn’t even mention it lol “you’re alright”
The world needs more of [INSERT FRIEND'S NAME HERE].
Tyler: pretends to be bad at sweeping, still better than me
I like how he was playing dissonant intervals to even make it worse
Same lol
I’m the one that only learns the coolest/hardest part of a song and doesn’t even attempt the rest of the song
I definitely want to say you're a rare breed, because as soon as I get to the hard part or solo are of the song, often I just look at the tab, and I'm like,
".....mkay, so what's going on over here? Oh, ooh! This looks interesting!"
...and then I'm gone. 😂
(I still save it to my playlist though in case I decide to learn it later 😉)
I think we’re related
Lmao same
yup i always want to learn the fun parts/the parts i know and love, whether it’s hard or easy, and i almost never play entire songs
Heeey Ohhhh
I bought a fender strat from Japan yesterday and the thing stays in tune like it is magic... I am falling in love with it. But tuning isnt what you should be so cocerned about. I picked the thing up yesterday and it is my first guitar and i cant stop playing it. I played bass and trumpet for ska band but this is totally different ballpark. this Japanese made strat is just sending me for loops. I can stop playing it until fingers hurt. I love it.
I'm the one who thinks they suck and have no idea if they actually do or not
Recording yourself might help. Just remember, you don't suck if you are a beginner. Music is a journey with no destination, and we should all continue learning and improving. 😁
@@portalgangadventures thank you kind internet stranger :)
@@heatherhanlon2799 You are welcome.
same
Omg same
Cracked up at the "I just made up a scale." I had a friend just like that. He would literally take a chord he'd spent all day at guitar lessons learning, arbitrarily switch a few notes around, and then act like he'd "discovered" the most brutal metal chord or quirky indie riff or whatever the hell he was into that week.
That sounds kida cute tbh
AllOverAgain Is your pfp from the Meteora album cover?
I'm the one that does meh when practicing, but whenever I try to show a friend my progress I sound absolutely horrid.
Bruh
Kinda the same
Me too man, me too
no thats called everyone
I’m the type of person to try and learn a song, give up and then realise after 3 weeks that I can play that song now
Smoke On The Water is genuinely a great song, and the fact that it's been ruined by jokes is mildly upsetting
stairway too smh
Smooookkkee on the waaaaterr
That song has one of the tastiest solos
@@dammitcarl1082 Learnt it a couple days ago! It was really fun
Sweet home alabama, stairway, enter sandman and all the 'overplayed' songs
Wait, people regularly change their strings? I only change when they break :P
Same
yes. And they even stay tuned somehow
I used to change strings every month or 2 when I was playing a lot, haven't changed them in about 2 years since I stopped playing nearly as much. Personally, now that I'm playing more, I can feel the difference lol its gross
I guess you play your guitar enough, or if you have the money to do so. Neither of them apply to me :(
Same
0-3-5! the 69 of the guitar world
Every Time i do that it makes me feel like i know what im doing
BONG GALZ You wouldn’t get it
I'm a noob (started practically less than a week ago) and I just thought of what it sounded like.. 😂
Yep, 035 means guitars having sex...
@BONG GALZ smoke on the water
I’m the kinda guy to learn the main riff and forgets that it’s part of a whole song that I should totally learn sometime
Im the one who learned barre chord before open chords. Tough times.
Started playing guitar last week
For the last week, I've been trying to play Creep through the Ed o'Brien tutorial with barre chords, had a tough time
Just tried to play chords A, E and D, got it right after 30 minutes
wtf was I doing
Arent those the things where you use one finger to make the 5th and 2nd string only ring?
@@dbuck5350 I think it's where you have your hand playing a chord over 3 frets or something
@@Patrick-qt8iy Yes. I was making a joke about how the sound when I try to play them. :) I have successfully made an F chord only twice in more times than I can count.
@@dbuck5350 You might not want to start practicing Barre chord from the F chord, the F chord is more difficult since it's so close to the guitar nut, and the frets are further apart.
I'd say a G# chord would be an easier chord to start, same shape as F, but at fret 4. Remember, you're index is only fretting 3 strings, the rest are pressed by your other fingers, keep the index pressure only where it's needed.
Im the riff only guy. Full songs? Ha only my own.
Revolution Outdoors very relatable
So you're a rhythm guitarist
Oh god like a lot of songs per day, but just the riffs, also I don't practice with scales or things, I'm trying to learn by myself (I studied guitar years ago and I'm basically starting back from 0) but every time I think I should do some exercises I get bored by even the idea itself and I play something cool but I can't do it because I lost the technique... Arrgghh
and i cant even be bothered to finish them
Same lol. I only learn the Intro riffs and then I switch over to the next song.
When you've been playing guitar so long, that you can't convincingly pretend to suck
This year it has officially been 20 years since I started. I feel like I only made progress in the first 6. Been playing the same songs ever since
I must say man, I love your sense of humor.
I only change my strings when they break XD
Me too. But since they break about every month...
When one of my strings break, I just transpose its notes to any other string. I'm that broke.
@@yuvrajvashishth8692 we up here boiling strings in my place
I use noodles when my strings break i am that broke
Same
>Doesn't know he's good
>Finds out he's good
>"Pfft well that was nothing. This guitar shit is easy"
>Becomes hate practicing guy
I’m the self taught one who’s good at finger picking and chords but hopeless at bends, palm muting, using a pick at all, etc because i never properly learned those things. Working on it
I’ve been playing for two years, only ever doing fingerpicking songs and classical music. Just recently started to use a pick and its like relearning the guitar.
I am learning to fingerpick now, it's harder than using a pick for me
I'm gonna be starting 'nothing else matters' soon, been playing songs with a pick for the whole time I've been playing guitar. Only time I used finger-picking is in proud Mary after the 'rolling on the river' bittae.
i’m the exact opposite
I thought it was just me who was like that
My favorite channel. It always tells me I'm win!
3:51 *holds guitar while it simultaneously hangs on the wall in the background*
thats not the same guitar
Im the one that cries myself to sleep at night after an hour of practice once they realize they're absolute crap, but gets a sudden boost of confidence whenever they bust out the *one* song they think they can do a little justice, but then looses the confidence when the kid from a long line of guitarists comes around and he looks over my shoulder from afar and I can feel his gaze on my little girl hands struggling to reach the sixth fret. Its taking a toll on my mental stability.
Wait I’m from a long line of guitarist and and feel this way when a beginner is looking at me
it's alright, how do you think the first in those peoples family started like?
Me
My hands can only strech 4 frets, but im a bassist so thats ok
Bad day?
I'm the one that can't afford a guitar, so sits here watching these videos and crying
@Shabbir Khambatti We don't have those in my country
I also didn't had a lot of money for a guitar, but I found one on amazon at 100€ with all the accessories, and for the prize it's incredible
@@youssefaboutara1224 We don't have amazon here. It's would take extra 100-150$ to get it delivered.
@@shapeshifter7676 if I may ask in which country do you live?
@@youssefaboutara1224 Georgia
So I bought a PaulReedSmith S2 custom 24 and a Taylor t5 to learn on.. the t5 spoke to me and the PRS is a direct result of watching your channel.
You forgot the one who just started playing to get girls and thought it would work
Drummers get the girls ;) as a drummer I know this first hand
onetakeguitar DAMN YOU CAUGHT ME MAN
OpNoah oh REALLALALALAY ????? Fuck my guitar I’m gonna rent some drums for 1night
attractive people get the girls. You can play everything you want, but if you're not attractive and/or suck at playing, no dice
@@OdaKa Not here to brag but I have had decent amount of girls, but none of them cared how good i am on guitar, like ever lmao
I’m the guy who’s scared of the metronome
*I’m a drummer*
Plot twist
Ha mere mortal bow Down for I am the metronome
What a plot twist
@@aristotlefromebay I'm primarily a drummer who messes on guitar a bit, but before I got one I liked to watch videos in the guitar community to try to think more musically about what Im doing.
same here. Happy to practice and play scales but that thing just makes me freeze up.
I’m the middle schooler that can afford the guitar but has to wait until Christmas for their family to get them an amp. I’m also the one that is nervous that I won’t get very good and quit too soon.
I’m the middle schooler who only has an acoustic but can play master of puppets intro
I also dont have an amp, I have a bass amp but it doesn't have different channels or anything
Sometimes i low key forget to play with the amp cuz i didn't have one for so long
@@disenchantedkai9254 my family ended up getting me both a decent guitar and an amp, and sometimes I just don’t play with the amp because I’m lazy and don’t want to plug the amp in
@@charlottekerr4312 haha yeah i get that too. I hope your guitar journey goes well!
00:07 I'm getting Tom Cruise on crack vibes here. Love it!! There was a video done by Angry Videogame Nerd and the way he did the Tom Cruise impression was just like yours! 😂
i'm the one who's been playing for 10 years but has the skill level/knowledge of someone who's been playing for 3.5 weeks
0 3 5
I thought that was me...
Same
Been playing for 8 years and feel like that a lot.
I've been playing 35 years and I am that...
The 'Never changed strings' guy. had a meeting for a band for music school, and the sound from my amp turned heads around like the Exorcist while i started playing...
This is the only comment that made me laugh.
hey, 0 3 5 is funny
oh my god i'm so offended oh my god unacceptable
aaaaaaand COPY WRITE STRIKE!
That's not even the correct way to play it....but yeah DEMONETIZED!
I thought he meant that 0 3 5 was like a 2 5 1 which is impossible to do
Rudy Ayoub is the king of 035
@@NivanSharma yes !
Your guitars all look amazing !!!
I’m the noob that doesn’t change the string like decade later
I’m also the noob that...
Doesn’t know how to use a guitar pedal or any pedal at all. I just play with what i have.
And the noob that plays one song then switches to several other songs and comeback to the song again a year later.
don’t worry. I’m the same.
Lmao I had the same strings for a good four years on my acoustic and kept wondering why they were so rusty and kept falling out of tune. I didn’t even know I could buy new strings. I though the guitar store dude made em.
Last one tho... same af
Same. Except I don’t come back to the song.
12 years without changing the strings on classic
lol
I’m the noob who stopped lessons after less than a year, so I’ve been playing for a while but only know pretty much the basic
exactly
Same. I got bored lol
youtube!
What about the noob that's really good but just has a shit guitar
Or the one who only learns riffs (me)
Cuz you cant buy a good one and donr have money 😂😂
@@justdave6995 Poverty is hilarious! Fucking choad
You don't need an expensive guitar to play well and sound good. You can get a decent guitar for $300. And I am sure that whatever you used to post that comment cost about that much so you definitely can afford one.
@@YouSuck921 Man I got a decent guitar for 100 bucks, used. The Squier Affinity Strat isnt a terrible choice
@@ericrenquist6494 Hell, my best sounding "Strat" is a Korean Peavey Raptor from the mid 90's that came in a starter kit. Was my brothers when he was like 10. Found it in an attic a few years ago, swapped out the bridge, put a bone nut on it, and after a proper setup it plays great and has a range of tone I can't get on my American Fender.
Electric solid-body guitar is almost entirely hype... The choice of pick (or choice to play without one) has far more effect on tone than the name on the headstock. Acoustic, well, you get what you pay for in most cases, but electric (non-archtop) is almost all marketing. Tone is in your hands and in the p/ups/amp in that realm
As a drummer, I know beat counting pretty well, and that feeds into being able to keep time on guitar (which I am attempting to learn), but I will still check my counting with a metronome.
They were invented for a reason and are awesome.
Good day.
Nobody:
Middle school orchestra+band:
0:51
Accurate af
My orchestra teacher always had the metronome blasting because the bassists couldn’t keep tempo ever
As a orchestra student I can confirm that thing is the thing my nightmares
Our orchestra teacher over played it so i'm kind of used to it
That's all the sixth grader when they see something that's not in D major.
0:20 *Rudy* *Ayoub* *Wants* *to* *know* *your* *location.*
Javi Zarate Acedo who’s Rudy ayoub???
I’m definitely in the “hates practicing” camp, but I’m working to fix that.
I found a few videos on improving technique and I’m following them as best as I can.
"I fear no man, but that thing...
*It scares me* "
Im the dude with the bleeding fingers who got his bass last week.
Pencilbender slap it
Don't use a pick
@@pacomekraabel1902 or small pp
@@wladislawshamin5447 wise words
Did you ask for permission?
Me: playing thunderstruck in my room
My dad: can you play smoke in the water yet?
Me: kills myself
You sound like you wear a fedora to school
Lel that's when I use the guitar as a baseball bat
Thunderstruck isn't THAT hard.
Cherry Smoke It’s harder than Smoke on the water.
@@inerceptor hell no
The intro is so good plz make more vids like this Og man
I am definitely the no metronome guy 😅
bloody metronome won't speed up with me when i play.
@@commentfreely5443 most underrated comment on here lol
@@commentfreely5443 or slow down xD
Start using one, in 3 months you will thank me!!
same
Hmmmm - hate to admit it but I’m the “Too much gear not enough talent” guy. Ouch. 😭
You're not alone there, mate.
#metoo
I have a guitar and an amp that has effects. That's it
I like to think that's it's just us being modest.. but that may be wishful thinking.
Same, but my gear isnt expensive, i just find good deals too often lmao.
Me watching this praying to God I’m not one of these
I've always been the one who hates practicing, now I force myself to incorporate 3 types of learning: 1) Practicing what I already know, mainly scales, techniques and songs, 2) Learning new techniques, and 3) Learning new songs. By doing this, I don't get bored and I can keep playing until I get really tired so for like hours.
What about "learned a couple of 4 chord songs and won't let you forget about it." Cause that's definitely me.
Also "bar chords are hard." Thats me too ✋
Bro that was me untill a few days ago lmaoooo I've only been playing for a few weeks
I’m the noob who doesn’t want to tell people that I “play” guitsr
Yeah if it ever comes up in conversation I always say that I’m “learning” so people don’t expect me to be good lol
I've steadfastly refused to claim I play guitar until I can do at least one whole song
I just wait till everyone’s left the house, than grind like hell before they all get back. I’m getting better
the thing is for me im decent its just that whenever people ask what i play on guitar I get weird looks when i say metal
Lol same
I was the "never changed strings" noob. I've been playing guitar for 11 years now. I'm still sort of that kind of noob lol.
I've been playing piano for 11 years and I changed a few strings 3 years ago. Stop slacking.
Do you have your guitars original strings?
Granted. I might be the "the-too-much-gear-not-enough-talent" one. I have over the course of three years acquired a bunch of pedals, but the idea of building a pedalboard was something that I was very excited about doing. I do know how to play chords though and I know the basics of scales as well as some technics, but that is about it. I bought a hollowbody Gretsch and I love its tone and the bigsby, but I realized after about 2 years the lack of sustain which I found was due to the nature of a hollowbody. Since then I wanted to own a solid body guitar and now I have ordered a Telecaster which I'm looking forward to receive. 🙌 Your video was very entertaining!
"Metronome... I fear no man, but that thing.... It scares me...." XDDD
Metronome: That thing that never waits for you to catch up and becomes a background sound you no longer hear.
@@dbuck5350 damn man I can never play goat polyphia when using a metronome or when playing over the backing tract cuz I always feel like I'm not playing fast enough
Unexpected TF2
I’m the noob who doesn’t even have an electric guitar
Takes more skill to play an acoustic anyway
Privilege fax
Same
Yea privilege is right and I know it because I have been there, in fact at some point I had no guitar and no instrument, it’s gonna be alright bro and I’m sure there are electric guitars that come close in price to acoustic guitars but the problem is getting the pedals and an amp because even though you can still have fun playing an electric guitar without an amp, you’ll always appreciate an acoustic guitar later on compared to that option, but both are great especially if you can set up the guitar, gotta start somewhere even if it means denying yourself food or clothes or phones, just something.
@@khay2210 well epiphone really came in for us here, so I got an epiphone Sl Player pack (180 during discounts), it comes with an amp and a gig bag. I also have a vox stomplab 1g, saving for a 2g. With this your pretty well set as a beginner. You just need to search. However, under 300 for the entire package including an amp and effects is going to be tricky.
I'm the Ling Ling type, I practice 40 hours a day and.. wait, wrong channel.
Practice, man? I just djent all day.... wait...
Ayyy two set fan
nice
But can you play flight of the bumblebees?
He said djent... he he he.
interesting
"I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me"
nice tf2 meet the pyro reference
I never changed my strings, I find that one offensive.
Edit: Thanks for the likes, new record for me
I changed my strings when I had one snap into my face (I'm a noob and have no idea the scale of strings)
@@jamesprice2163 Hope it didn't hit you in the eye
you heathen
Erik M. I would personally recommend changing strings every 2 to 3 months
@@harryleaver8333yeah, but the little problem is, I don't really know what is a good brand for guitar strings.
Nobody:
Rudy Ayoub's comment section: So how about that 0-3-5, huh?
Daniel N you know why we are here. Can you play something else bro?
Bro
@@metalheadblues hey bro
yeah man
yeah bro
I fear no man, but that THING..
It scares me
TF22222
I was all of those at one point except the guy with a lot of Gear. I've been playing guitar for 12 years and still have basic Gear and I still do forget to change strings. I'm also not sure if I was good without knowing it.
“Do you sell drugs or something?”
i died
I am currently the one that thinks I am garbage
BECAUSE I AM
Edit:I still am
Same
thanks for checking in I'm..
🎼sTILL a pIEce oF gARbAGe 🎼
How about now
I SO FUCKING HATE COMMENTS LIKE THIS!!!!! WHY THE FUCK YOU DONT PRACTICE? SO YOU WONT BE FUCKING GARBAGE!!
Braydon Nothing dangg they edit though
Just keep practicing
the one that knows a milion songs and never finish learning them
I'm the type of beginner/noob who forgets all of the cords, scales, and riffs I've ever knew.