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  • @jacobhauer8397
    @jacobhauer8397 5 лет назад +3309

    You have more guitars than I have picks

    • @kakalakiakka4545
      @kakalakiakka4545 5 лет назад +22

      Jacob Hauer you have more guitars than the number of songs u made u play guitar

    • @CnBTorture
      @CnBTorture 5 лет назад +90

      @@kakalakiakka4545 what? Lol

    • @SenkoLoaf
      @SenkoLoaf 5 лет назад +11

      Including the vanished ones lol

    • @noahbergman7777
      @noahbergman7777 5 лет назад +15

      @@kakalakiakka4545 aneurism in head

    • @jackgarcia5418
      @jackgarcia5418 5 лет назад +7

      I felt that😂

  • @harrytalbot1507
    @harrytalbot1507 5 лет назад +3551

    Jared: it’s a 25 pound guitar
    *as a brit* wow that’s really cheap

    • @benparsons4979
      @benparsons4979 5 лет назад +94

      @Ariz Ahmad Nazerim I know what he means I am British

    • @sfgshsbahhahhehwhzhge8465
      @sfgshsbahhahhehwhzhge8465 5 лет назад +103

      Ariz Ahmad Nazerim dude... he’s joking

    • @NotHappernot
      @NotHappernot 5 лет назад +83

      Ariz Ahmad Nazerim r/whooosh

    • @Koala019
      @Koala019 5 лет назад +4

      Ariz Ahmad Nazerim toasties

    • @bananasrotate7821
      @bananasrotate7821 5 лет назад +3

      @@benparsons4979 I hate you and all everything you love. I'm reporting you.

  • @ChrisIsntLit
    @ChrisIsntLit 5 лет назад +738

    "I've always been a sucker for natural wood..." - Jared Dines

    • @highanglelarry
      @highanglelarry 5 лет назад +4

      Id believe it, especially after the heafy comment

    • @rajathk9691
      @rajathk9691 4 года назад

      🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

    • @joandrumz3176
      @joandrumz3176 4 года назад +4

      I honestly hate natural wood guitars, I mean is there anything rock or metal about a natural wood guitar?

    • @asapbutters3566
      @asapbutters3566 4 года назад +8

      Joan_Nirvana 94 you do realize there are other genres outside of metal and rock, right?

    • @joandrumz3176
      @joandrumz3176 4 года назад +2

      @@asapbutters3566 Ya, but since when is Jared not metal?

  • @welpmusic7794
    @welpmusic7794 5 лет назад +3454

    How about “shredding on all my guitars”
    Like so Jared can see this

  • @divyamgautam1407
    @divyamgautam1407 5 лет назад +2256

    Jared: Hey fan, I have a one string guitar for you
    Fan: No thanks, I'm good

    • @timetracker8503
      @timetracker8503 5 лет назад +41

      haha. i would probably love to keep in my collection. It would be great memory...

    • @rumpledxkn
      @rumpledxkn 5 лет назад +17

      Sounds like me if I won any Dragonforce gear on Herman Li’s Twitch channel.

    • @greglee5400
      @greglee5400 5 лет назад +24

      @King Reaper what friends

    • @jeremyhogg3216
      @jeremyhogg3216 5 лет назад +2

      Hang it on a wall? I bought a pedal of Jared and I actually play it

    • @divyamgautam1407
      @divyamgautam1407 5 лет назад +12

      Random ass question-
      How do you hang a headless guitar on a wall? Do you crucify it or something?

  • @satan1189
    @satan1189 5 лет назад +1275

    *at ernieball headquarters*
    "What are we gonna do with all these guitars?"
    "Send em to jared"

  • @Nibelour
    @Nibelour 5 лет назад +1007

    The whole video in one sentence: "This is a beautiful guitar, I love it."

    • @DJ-vg1pr
      @DJ-vg1pr 5 лет назад +33

      Picks up a $5 Ukulele
      “It’s a great guitar”

    • @69luca_33
      @69luca_33 5 лет назад +12

      You forgot:
      "It plays very well"

    • @highanglelarry
      @highanglelarry 5 лет назад +2

      Funny not a single buyers (i guess for him)/sponsor regret. Or even the "ive always wanted" but it is better to look at than play.

    • @kirkt3970
      @kirkt3970 5 лет назад +2

      Impressive but can you djent

    • @ianmills1616
      @ianmills1616 5 лет назад +1

      Darios Frost im ur 666th like lol

  • @vivekbooshan9954
    @vivekbooshan9954 5 лет назад +623

    I literally have less picks than you have guitars.

    • @GeoOoo7
      @GeoOoo7 5 лет назад +11

      fewer*

    • @camerongriego8233
      @camerongriego8233 5 лет назад +46

      I HAVE about 2000 picks they’re just all scattered across my room so at the moment I have ACCESS to 11 of those 2000 picks

    • @sheepatore6646
      @sheepatore6646 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @valsago
      @valsago 5 лет назад +7

      @@GeoOoo7 Dude, fuck off. No one gives a shit, other than you.

    • @ethandowse9145
      @ethandowse9145 5 лет назад

      Lmao I got 3

  • @anthonypaulminervini8331
    @anthonypaulminervini8331 5 лет назад +1442

    And my mom thinks I have way too many guitars....
    *I HAVE TWO*

  • @juansarabiaii7018
    @juansarabiaii7018 5 лет назад +495

    I’m glad you kept the guitar I made you. It means the world to me! Also sorry my last name is hard to pronounce. Lol
    Also if any of you are wondering, my Ig is Johnsarabiaconfound

  • @s.j.2723
    @s.j.2723 5 лет назад +549

    *MY GUITAR PICK COLLECTION*
    My life is financially sad

    • @luffywara8740
      @luffywara8740 5 лет назад +3

      that's better than i can do

    • @revivalinstinct3668
      @revivalinstinct3668 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @revivalinstinct3668
      @revivalinstinct3668 5 лет назад +3

      i love guitar pick collections!! i collect them 2!

    • @s.j.2723
      @s.j.2723 5 лет назад +2

      @@luffywara8740 I've collected 3 of them! Yey!

    • @s.j.2723
      @s.j.2723 5 лет назад +2

      @@revivalinstinct3668 Whoa. I salute. Better not let them teleport into other dimensions

  • @KT_BKLF
    @KT_BKLF 5 лет назад +716

    If you look closely there is a guitar

  • @newmono7341
    @newmono7341 5 лет назад +715

    I'm more interested in the amount of arm chairs you have

  • @dabj9546
    @dabj9546 5 лет назад +244

    I did some careful counting and calculating: I own a grand total of exactly 1 guitar.

    • @jespervankampen1092
      @jespervankampen1092 5 лет назад +2

      Da BJ #metoo

    • @mybandpigvomithas3sales200
      @mybandpigvomithas3sales200 5 лет назад +6

      I can beat that you weakling!
      I have 2, the most shitty ass cheap guitar and a really lovely maple wood one

    • @avogaster
      @avogaster 5 лет назад +2

      Are you sure? Calculate again...

    • @shubhamjuvatkar4023
      @shubhamjuvatkar4023 5 лет назад +3

      I don't even need to count though.
      Because I don't even have a guitar 😅😭.

    • @diesiraeuwu
      @diesiraeuwu 5 лет назад

      #same XDDDDD

  • @jswitch3005
    @jswitch3005 5 лет назад +193

    My friend asked me once on whether I wanted a guitar I asked him what kind of guitar is it
    He told me
    "a 20 string Floyd Rose"

    • @KP_Tunes
      @KP_Tunes 4 года назад +22

      Changing strings must be fun...

    • @luissimon9004
      @luissimon9004 4 года назад +23

      you dont even restring it, you just throw it away when a string breaks.

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 4 года назад +3

      6 string bass with whammy

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 года назад

      I asked for a Red Special, and until one i still dont have it

  • @thrashmachine1505
    @thrashmachine1505 5 лет назад +973

    I have a grand total of one guitar

    • @zairemmawii
      @zairemmawii 5 лет назад +5

      Same😅😅

    • @darkcreeper4316
      @darkcreeper4316 5 лет назад +20

      I mean ... that's all you really need

    • @chapodepaille28
      @chapodepaille28 5 лет назад +62

      No, you don't understand, we need.. ALL of them..

    • @darkcreeper4316
      @darkcreeper4316 5 лет назад +5

      @@chapodepaille28 I know man ahahah, but you only "really" need one to play....

    • @astrog7361
      @astrog7361 5 лет назад +1

      same here bro

  • @cccoldd4547
    @cccoldd4547 5 лет назад +1030

    Jared: I'm not showing any of my basses
    davie504: *oMg*

  • @MrTrap-xo2my
    @MrTrap-xo2my 5 лет назад +307

    Real Title: How to make us Jealous

    • @GuiltyMoMo
      @GuiltyMoMo 5 лет назад +9

      Even : How to spend money in a right way

    • @brakamonoga4651
      @brakamonoga4651 5 лет назад +5

      how to win destroy dick december

    • @muklinhishere7428
      @muklinhishere7428 5 лет назад +2

      The only thing I want is the majesty😂

    • @cadoganenright1207
      @cadoganenright1207 5 лет назад

      Why would you be jealous, he has hardly any fenders

    • @MrTrap-xo2my
      @MrTrap-xo2my 5 лет назад +1

      @@cadoganenright1207 he has real guitars suitable for metal, I only have 1

  • @Take-the-Ticket
    @Take-the-Ticket 5 лет назад +77

    Guitarist: This is my white guitar, I really love white guitars. This is my natural finish guitar, I really love natural finishes. This is my red guitar, I really love red guitars. This guitar has frets, I've always just loved frets. This guitar has these knobs, I love these kinds of knobs.

  • @lovelindgren9005
    @lovelindgren9005 4 года назад +92

    8:25 jared talks about his wife not the guitar, hidden easter egg

  • @lennycruz4558
    @lennycruz4558 5 лет назад +373

    I remember when I was in high school I envy my rich schoolmates who owned electric guitars,, I have to put it out of my mind for so ling coz my parents cannot afford it,, now I am 43years old and have 3 teen kids, I bought them electric guitar each, 2 35watts amos, distortion and chorus pedals,, and I bought one for me too an all black strat,, yes it took time, but at least I have 3 peoole to jam with me now

    • @linnsterlingcurebeliefinad1725
      @linnsterlingcurebeliefinad1725 5 лет назад +1

      Ccu

    • @geetarislife2843
      @geetarislife2843 5 лет назад +20

      dude thats awesome, when I get really old (like 60s 70s) I wanna start... well continue, selling guitars at flea markets, find some teenage kid who would do anything for an electric guitar because his/her parents don't want them to have one, and sell it to him/her for like a quarter of what I would normally ask for, some guy in WV did that for me and he has now idea how much he has changed my life, I haven't seen him since, but I wanna do that one day

    • @krishdutta5466
      @krishdutta5466 5 лет назад +2

      AWESOME! Family band 😁

    • @bowiefoot
      @bowiefoot 5 лет назад

      I wish I had peeole to jam with 😢. Sadly I only have people

    • @lennycruz4558
      @lennycruz4558 5 лет назад +4

      @@bowiefoot sorry for the wrong spelling bro, its just a youtube comment not a college thesis, no big deal for normal people

  • @SpectreSoundStudios
    @SpectreSoundStudios 5 лет назад +466

    30 guitars, yeah, yeah yeah, Nice C-Stand for the lights!!!!

    • @ramirojauregui7352
      @ramirojauregui7352 5 лет назад +9

      @deepthroat2 you must be a bassist

    • @oliverhand9408
      @oliverhand9408 5 лет назад +18

      @@ramirojauregui7352 Honestly, I think that is just how everybody greets Glen now-a-days.

  • @safetyman4967
    @safetyman4967 5 лет назад +272

    1/3 gifts
    1/3 from daddy or friends
    1/3 loaned from guitar center and never gave back cuz what are those soy boys gonna do

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 4 года назад +12

      Keith Clark why are you yelling

    • @b0t_345
      @b0t_345 4 года назад +4

      Nehemiah Zo why are you responding to a reply like a year later

    • @safetyman4967
      @safetyman4967 4 года назад +2

      @@b0t_345 because it's still funny

    • @b0t_345
      @b0t_345 4 года назад +2

      Touché

  • @watsonpeanut7941
    @watsonpeanut7941 5 лет назад +744

    This is so unreal. You can clearly see that those guitars were paid actors

    • @marcoantoniotorres4924
      @marcoantoniotorres4924 5 лет назад +24

      Watson Peanut I know! They're acting was so bad! The human acted good though!

    • @smoothwhale0245
      @smoothwhale0245 5 лет назад +6

      God all these actors are ugly l can’t believe that they got nickelback in here

    • @brakamonoga4651
      @brakamonoga4651 5 лет назад +4

      how much did he need to pay for justin beaver to come over?

    • @kearab4238
      @kearab4238 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @spkoftdvl
      @spkoftdvl 5 лет назад

      I dislike this so you can have 666 likes.

  • @MATRIX6162
    @MATRIX6162 5 лет назад +531

    You should show the basses next episode, Davie504 will be pleased

    • @alexcoleman4873
      @alexcoleman4873 5 лет назад +11

      Corman Razvan No he plays the electric kazoo

    • @playgt326
      @playgt326 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @garycoleman6549
      @garycoleman6549 5 лет назад +1

      dont you mean a beginner guitar?

    • @ampex4667
      @ampex4667 5 лет назад

      t h i s p l e a s e s t he b a s s

  • @confusedaxolotl7833
    @confusedaxolotl7833 4 года назад +53

    Jared: “I have 30 guitars.”
    Me with my one, $50 guitar: “wow.”

  • @Karlgolden
    @Karlgolden 5 лет назад +483

    Damn! So many guitars!! 😍🎸🔥🤘

  • @dylansarkozy708
    @dylansarkozy708 5 лет назад +171

    Please do a video where you take the 18 string to guitar center for a setup. Keep going to different stores until you find one that will actually do it. If they don’t do it, sue them for racism towards 18 strings.

  • @brothersoutdoors1526
    @brothersoutdoors1526 5 лет назад +257

    Daddy dines: *plays open g chord*
    Daddy dines: great guitar

    • @jared305
      @jared305 5 лет назад +4

      Brock Bordelon
      *_Plays open G_*
      _”Best guitar ever”_

    • @davidkekstroll5836
      @davidkekstroll5836 5 лет назад

      Oh my gosh this is so funny

    • @tzctlpc
      @tzctlpc 3 года назад

      *G FOR GUITAR*

  • @mikail6670
    @mikail6670 5 лет назад +148

    Jared. You said 30 times "this is great guitar."

    • @sethp8947
      @sethp8947 5 лет назад +3

      Why would he buy guitars that he doesn't like?

    • @sethp8947
      @sethp8947 5 лет назад +2

      @@roadsportuk alright fine. Why would he KEEP guitars he didn't like

  • @NAHTE1696
    @NAHTE1696 5 лет назад +81

    You should do one solo 30 guitars, and make just one continuous solo that cuts to you playing different guitars and try and do something different for each guitar.

    • @void870
      @void870 5 лет назад

      so, basically 30 short solos

    • @joos7379
      @joos7379 5 лет назад

      Davie504 did that it sounds prettty cool

  • @anna-mh5ct
    @anna-mh5ct 5 лет назад +192

    My grandfather just gave me his acoustic guitar that he bought when he was 16 back in 1957. Sure, it needs a fuck ton of work, but it's the best thing I have ever been given and I will play it till the end of my days. It's a beautiful thing to remember him by.

    • @natem.6442
      @natem.6442 5 лет назад +7

      I have my great grandpa's guitar

    • @natem.6442
      @natem.6442 5 лет назад +7

      From world war two

    • @anna-mh5ct
      @anna-mh5ct 5 лет назад +7

      @@natem.6442 that's cool!

    • @leonsuarez7170
      @leonsuarez7170 5 лет назад +4

      My grandfather gave me my first guitar about one year ago will i'll take it to the grave

    • @thedevilsadvocate5210
      @thedevilsadvocate5210 5 лет назад +1

      What is it?

  • @paradigmshiftz7
    @paradigmshiftz7 5 лет назад +248

    my entire guitar collection ft. CAAAAAYYYYYYYTTTTT

  • @divyamgautam1407
    @divyamgautam1407 5 лет назад +347

    You have more guitars than my bank balance

    • @yussxf3946
      @yussxf3946 5 лет назад +5

      Haha, i shred on acoustic guitar

    • @Louis_k27
      @Louis_k27 5 лет назад +1

      😂

  • @liamtahaney713
    @liamtahaney713 5 лет назад +67

    "I'm not going to show any of my bass guitars"
    *Djent 2016

  • @dylanporter8105
    @dylanporter8105 5 лет назад +87

    He has more guitars than I have picks. I have one pick

    • @braedonmorrissey7548
      @braedonmorrissey7548 5 лет назад +1

      How the hell do u have 1 pick?😂

    • @dylanporter8105
      @dylanporter8105 5 лет назад +3

      @@braedonmorrissey7548 the void in my acousitc (also small cousins just take them and lose them)

    • @dog3042
      @dog3042 5 лет назад

      @@dylanporter8105 Last time, stupid idea, I had my earphones and my pick in the same pocket. So when I took out my earphones, while walking on the street, my pick fell out. I came home and found out that I lost it. #ohwell

  • @insertgenericusernamehere2402
    @insertgenericusernamehere2402 5 лет назад +100

    You should do a video where you make a song using EVERY guitar you own.

  • @lordaaa9945
    @lordaaa9945 5 лет назад +135

    30 Guitars and not one Flying V...what are you doing??

  • @swaggypanda1808
    @swaggypanda1808 5 лет назад +392

    Stop ruining No Nut November Djared

  • @thilo9086
    @thilo9086 5 лет назад +136

    When are drums videos coming again?

  • @twistedpivoter2695
    @twistedpivoter2695 5 лет назад +121

    "i'm not going to show my bass *guitars* "
    *Davie504 wants to know your location*

  • @LiisiB
    @LiisiB 5 лет назад +27

    my guitar collection:
    one acoustic guitar and i dont even remember the brand.
    also its actually my dad's...

  • @bowenwheatley3528
    @bowenwheatley3528 5 лет назад +234

    When you want a free guitar
    “Hey stingray can you send me a guitar.
    Stingray:take all of them!!

    • @stratoc9568
      @stratoc9568 5 лет назад +24

      "Hey ernieball" stringray is the guitar

    • @freakonaleech6730
      @freakonaleech6730 5 лет назад +5

      Oh my......

    • @hiighcalibre
      @hiighcalibre 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah I'm gonna start checking Dine's trash like a guitar center dumpster. Find me a nice dinged up majesty.

    • @gabrielsworld4385
      @gabrielsworld4385 5 лет назад +1

      @@stratoc9568 his profile pick is fortnite what do you expect?

  • @lowlifeangler
    @lowlifeangler 5 лет назад +146

    "My first acoustic guitar is this old dusty Takamine" good grief Jared must be nice to have a $4000 acoustic guitar as your first acoustic.

    • @andrewboos-hartig6206
      @andrewboos-hartig6206 5 лет назад +24

      I dont know where you're buying 4k dollar takamines but you need to visit a new guitar store.

    • @thedevilsadvocate5210
      @thedevilsadvocate5210 5 лет назад +1

      You know you can clean them off

    • @armandomorales3809
      @armandomorales3809 5 лет назад +7

      My moms guitar is a old takamine. She paid 600 it's now worth about 3,000

    • @doug2190
      @doug2190 4 года назад +1

      @@andrewboos-hartig6206 well, in Brazil the takamines are this expensive

    • @andrewdog-gonewaylon5915
      @andrewdog-gonewaylon5915 4 года назад

      I think that is a G series, and it ain't got a preamp there as I notice. Anyway Takamines weren't so expensive back then, and even right now, even a Garth Brooks Takamine doesn't go more than 1500, so it's very rare to see a 4000 dollar Takamine.

  • @mkiispartan6553
    @mkiispartan6553 5 лет назад +128

    I just bought my first guitar - Fender Squire Affinity Telecaster. I'm looking forward to beginning my musical adventure. ^_^

    • @canneddinners6059
      @canneddinners6059 5 лет назад +18

      MkII Spartan good luck! Don't get depressed and give it up after two years like l did

    • @henriquemontalvao8492
      @henriquemontalvao8492 5 лет назад +10

      I'm finishing my first year, and i have to tell you, this shit is going to be magical. I started playing at the christmas of 2017 with a nylon string and now I will finally get my first electric! A lefty stratocopy!

    • @revivalinstinct3668
      @revivalinstinct3668 5 лет назад +4

      its a long but fun journey! started my journey 4 years back!

    • @sohumbasu8810
      @sohumbasu8810 5 лет назад +3

      Started my journey when I was 8 and now I'm 14. Practice and don't give up. Trust me.

    • @trvemilk638
      @trvemilk638 5 лет назад

      sohum basu same I started when I was 8 too and I’m 14, at this age you really enjoy playing idk about the future tho.

  • @mcmstralex6431
    @mcmstralex6431 5 лет назад +128

    Imagine if the 18 string had a Floyd

    • @murobaugetti9028
      @murobaugetti9028 5 лет назад +5

      Whats a floyd? Pretty new to this guitar stuff and im interested

    • @charlesford3028
      @charlesford3028 5 лет назад +15

      Moukarimies it’s a vibrato arm that lets you lock the strings at the nut and the bridge

    • @jared305
      @jared305 5 лет назад +1

      I’m just not...

    • @nicholasguglielmo8717
      @nicholasguglielmo8717 5 лет назад +6

      That would be an all day thing to restring it😂

    • @luka2756
      @luka2756 5 лет назад +9

      @@charlesford3028 And it's a pain to sting and tune

  • @isaacgardner7722
    @isaacgardner7722 5 лет назад +41

    “It has my stupid face right there, which is awesome....”
    -Jared Dines, 2018

  • @fakegucio
    @fakegucio 5 лет назад +78

    And I have a whole
    2 guitars
    Anyone else?

  • @69UM24OSU12
    @69UM24OSU12 5 лет назад +168

    The fan made guitar was given to Jared at the show in Toledo Ohio that I was at. I stood Behind the guy who gave it to him in line before hand. I honestly thought Jared was going to throw it away. It's super cool he actually held on to it, and cherishes it.

    • @svfutbol20
      @svfutbol20 5 лет назад

      69UM24OSU12 woo! Toledo!

    • @juansarabiaii7018
      @juansarabiaii7018 5 лет назад +41

      69UM24OSU12 it was an honor giving it to him. Even though it was made to look horrible and to be a Joke. But it means the world to me. It really does

    • @ryugatsuchiya9018
      @ryugatsuchiya9018 5 лет назад +1

      @@juansarabiaii7018 bro tell me the specs of that guitar... i wd love to hear it! it sort of reminds me of Billie's white Strat, which isnt exactly white anymore...whats with the red tape??

    • @svfutbol20
      @svfutbol20 5 лет назад

      @@juansarabiaii7018 Do you make guitars in Toledo?

    • @juansarabiaii7018
      @juansarabiaii7018 5 лет назад +4

      svfutbol20 I don’t, I’m from Cincinnati. It was a broken guitar I’ve had in my house for months that my ex girlfriend left and it was taking up space so I just made it shitty on purpose and gave it to him as a Joke. Lol

  • @tylermiller2024
    @tylermiller2024 5 лет назад +29

    Just told my mom I wanted a second guitar and she started freaking out- I should show her this video 😂

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 4 года назад +2

      She'll take the interwebs away from you.

    • @gergoretvari6373
      @gergoretvari6373 4 года назад +4

      your mom is a Karen then too

    • @Elzie1324
      @Elzie1324 3 года назад

      I am getting my second guitar this Christmas

    • @tylermiller2024
      @tylermiller2024 3 года назад +4

      UPDATE: I am now the proud owner of 4 guitars! My OG cheap acoustic, Fender Player Strat, Ibanez Mezzo Bass and a vintage Hohner 12 string! Whoops!

  • @jzargomzalmo7701
    @jzargomzalmo7701 5 лет назад +99

    Custom Fender should be called the Oceans Butthole

  • @zanderrogers5038
    @zanderrogers5038 5 лет назад +72

    You should name your dream guitar Janet, because it’s like the female version of your name. Plus Jared and Janet rolls off the tongue nice

  • @bogdang7726
    @bogdang7726 4 года назад +17

    8:03 Deos it smell like teen spirit?

    • @mason3872
      @mason3872 3 года назад +1

      He said it was, “Scentimental” to him

  • @axel1562
    @axel1562 5 лет назад +65

    I have 3 and my family thinks that's to many...

    • @RijuChatterjee
      @RijuChatterjee 5 лет назад

      Haha same

    • @rylanddenson7952
      @rylanddenson7952 5 лет назад +4

      Same dude and the total of all 3 if my guitars is less than 1000 bucks :(

    • @gliocchiali6075
      @gliocchiali6075 5 лет назад +3

      Guys stop complaining, just be happy with what you have, stop bitching and practice instead.

    • @axel1562
      @axel1562 5 лет назад +3

      @@gliocchiali6075 What the hell are you talking about? No one has complained about anything.
      "Practice instead" lol I play guitar 3-4 hours every day.

    • @connor-wm9wy
      @connor-wm9wy 5 лет назад

      @@gliocchiali6075 lezzo

  • @seapOnk
    @seapOnk 5 лет назад +57

    man:jared,how many guitars do you have?
    Jared:YES......

  • @gabestew262
    @gabestew262 5 лет назад +27

    When your too poor for anything more than a squire

  • @fagyu7502
    @fagyu7502 5 лет назад +263

    You've got more guitars than the local guitarshop

    • @JMetalGuitarist
      @JMetalGuitarist 5 лет назад +4

      Right he could like trade some in for a really high end one if he wanted to. But since all several of them have sentimental value lol he probably won’t.

    • @cameroncollins5399
      @cameroncollins5399 5 лет назад

      Fa Gyu lol I know I went into a guitar store the other day and it literally had 6 guitars no joke but I ended up finding a really great black electric guitar and I love it...

    • @fagyu7502
      @fagyu7502 5 лет назад

      @@cameroncollins5399 wow that's lucky, most of the time I go to guitar stores, no matter how high end the guitars I play, they have sticky necks and bad action height for sum reason, (not to talk about them being out of tune, that's a standard), I think I got pretty lucky with my 180€ epiphone lp special 2, I rather upgrade it than buy a new guitar (and that is what black friday deals and reverb 15€ coupons are for)

  • @JMetalGuitarist
    @JMetalGuitarist 5 лет назад +50

    When you have so many guitars you can make a 20 minute video just talking about each one in minor detail.

  • @mitchellstewart3842
    @mitchellstewart3842 5 лет назад +82

    Damn I can't even get one guitar. Communism is looking more and more appealing.

  • @mattfromwiisports7701
    @mattfromwiisports7701 5 лет назад +70

    I have 3 guitars and all of them together may cost 200 bucks

  • @burnout1256
    @burnout1256 5 лет назад +143

    Last time I came this early, I disappointed my girlfriend

  • @AntonioKowatsch
    @AntonioKowatsch 5 лет назад +424

    I hate headless guitars. They just look silly. No matter who plays them.

    • @rikkifknrobin
      @rikkifknrobin 5 лет назад +15

      AntonioKowatsch eddie van halen (but i totally agree)

    • @grx22
      @grx22 5 лет назад +34

      Headless guitars are weird, I don't know how to tune.

    • @rikkifknrobin
      @rikkifknrobin 5 лет назад +15

      Pedro Sato something similar to fine tuners on a floyd rose. but they just tune regularly. why do we need to remove the headstock anyway

    • @kolider2315
      @kolider2315 5 лет назад +8

      Unskilled Slash its mainly an aesthetic thing, trying to come up with new designs. It also removes neck dive because the weight of a headstock just isn’t there.

    • @TwixHausFunIsHere
      @TwixHausFunIsHere 5 лет назад +1

      Agree

  • @tbjburdend9880
    @tbjburdend9880 4 года назад +17

    Jared: CAT... he’s under the god damned couch

  • @AntonioKowatsch
    @AntonioKowatsch 5 лет назад +63

    Dude, you're guitarded. Seriously.

  • @notaparrot3426
    @notaparrot3426 5 лет назад +19

    Jared: This is the only kiesle guitar I own
    Stevie t: hehehe😏

  • @Хамбакер-е8о
    @Хамбакер-е8о 5 лет назад +35

    How many guitars does a guitarist need for a complete happiness ? ONES MORE )

  • @Liyingbemo
    @Liyingbemo 5 лет назад +31

    i don't even own 30guitar picks lol

  • @natem.6442
    @natem.6442 5 лет назад +30

    I'm getting a music Man majesty with a Floyd for 60 bucks

  • @Oilid
    @Oilid 5 лет назад +25

    YAY!!!!
    As a guitar addicted nerd, you made my day!!!!

  • @Fabian5150
    @Fabian5150 5 лет назад +69

    Very nice, but you definitely need a prs in your collection

  • @2.25.am_7
    @2.25.am_7 4 года назад +16

    He has 10x more guitars than me. Just for perspective

  • @zachbrown304
    @zachbrown304 5 лет назад +76

    how do you have this many guitars yet none of them are gibson lol

    • @pavle988
      @pavle988 5 лет назад +5

      Cause gibson sucks :)

    • @AFN2750
      @AFN2750 4 года назад +31

      Matija Pavlić Gibson guitars don’t suck, their marketing sucks, and their rd department isn’t great either. Go play a les Paul custom and say it sucks, it doesn’t. They are great guitars for what they are, they just haven’t made a modern guitar since like the late 80s with the u-3.

    • @guitarandgames1386
      @guitarandgames1386 4 года назад +6

      @@AFN2750 well let me see. Headstock breaks are common. Terrible PR. Destroyed 300 guitars. Overpriced compared to other brands. Tuning problems all across the board. Oh and they think they're the damn best

    • @AFN2750
      @AFN2750 4 года назад +1

      Stupidity At Its Best they didn’t destroy 300 guitars. Do your damn research

    • @guitarandgames1386
      @guitarandgames1386 4 года назад +3

      @@AFN2750 Gibson literally destroyed tons of firebird models are you fuckin stupid. Do your research

  • @freeds6601
    @freeds6601 5 лет назад +16

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    *HOLY $#!T THATS A LOT OF GUITARS*

  • @flg947
    @flg947 5 лет назад +46

    Ahh nice collection!
    Wait until you see my guitar collection: look down👇
    One Bass

  • @NateVapeZ
    @NateVapeZ 5 лет назад +57

    You must not like Flying V guitars?

    • @malcolm824
      @malcolm824 5 лет назад +16

      nathanjd69 I personally love them

    • @NateVapeZ
      @NateVapeZ 5 лет назад +2

      Ianex Productions me too!

    • @VenusStateofMind
      @VenusStateofMind 5 лет назад

      To each their own.. lol

    • @jutoa6458
      @jutoa6458 5 лет назад +9

      Their ugly af

    • @natem.6442
      @natem.6442 5 лет назад +12

      @@jutoa6458 ha you're an idiot

  • @Blackheart_618
    @Blackheart_618 4 года назад +11

    4:44 i like how he said he wasn't gonna show any bass guitars but he shows that

  • @ianroach8119
    @ianroach8119 4 года назад +7

    Jared in metal: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
    Jared in his videos: hey CAT

  • @willproper6577
    @willproper6577 5 лет назад +26

    You should do amps next man!

  • @andresantel2137
    @andresantel2137 5 лет назад +12

    Rich life of Jared Dines

  • @thiq8428
    @thiq8428 5 лет назад +15

    He’s got more guitars than I have brain sells

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 года назад +1

      umm what

    • @fatfrick1553
      @fatfrick1553 3 года назад +5

      U mispeld bran sels dumas

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 года назад +1

      @@fatfrick1553 You mispelled everything dumbass

    • @iburst9385
      @iburst9385 3 года назад

      @@fatfrick1553 exactly he doesn't have enough

    • @DrSuess360
      @DrSuess360 8 месяцев назад +1

      The fact that you misspelled "braincells" in order to sell it... 💀
      Or am I giving you too much credit??? 💀💀💀💀

  • @twofacemusic6157
    @twofacemusic6157 5 лет назад +16

    You should name your new tele comet

    • @andymb601
      @andymb601 5 лет назад

      Yes! This is the best name I've seen so far!

  • @DavidNwokoye
    @DavidNwokoye 5 лет назад +19

    19:31 plz collab with Sarah when using this guitar.

  • @cyber2575
    @cyber2575 4 года назад +9

    Jared: 30 guitars and basses
    Me: dreaming of having one electric guitar

    • @mason3872
      @mason3872 3 года назад

      Yeah my parents won’t let me ever get a guitar because they think guitar causes people to drop out of school. It’s retarded.

  • @flappynator1010
    @flappynator1010 5 лет назад +11

    How about shredding on all my guitar video ?

  • @alx_p_
    @alx_p_ 5 лет назад +15

    I have also a big guitar collection, i think i have around...3 guitars.

  • @lemlem35
    @lemlem35 4 года назад +5

    You need to make a 2020 version now with all the changes to the collection!

  • @rtg_hq
    @rtg_hq 5 лет назад +56

    I have a guitar and a half, so I guess I'm good.

    • @aryamanchawla1225
      @aryamanchawla1225 5 лет назад +2

      Nicky Dee probably a guitar and a ukulele

    • @willdeath5062
      @willdeath5062 5 лет назад +2

      Some get broken in the process.

    • @crad5476
      @crad5476 5 лет назад

      @Nicky Dee Guitar and a broken one.

  • @kemuri_00
    @kemuri_00 5 лет назад +14

    Do you wear shoes inside your house??

    • @dantepromeo
      @dantepromeo 5 лет назад +15

      lmao everyone out here commenting about his guitars and you over here commenting about if he wears shoes in the house you're a legend.

  • @ayoutubecommenter3031
    @ayoutubecommenter3031 5 лет назад +9

    Jared Dines: "I have 30 guitars"
    Me: "hey steve, can I borrow your guitar for a sec"

  • @dannyjuice3581
    @dannyjuice3581 5 лет назад +11

    Do you have more guitars or
    WAR ROBOTS

  • @albertpaddocks3123
    @albertpaddocks3123 5 лет назад +50

    “Wow, you should really start saving your money instead.”

    • @joshd7671
      @joshd7671 5 лет назад +20

      "They all sound the same"

    • @johnknuckles9250
      @johnknuckles9250 5 лет назад +3

      its his career tho.

    • @joshd7671
      @joshd7671 5 лет назад +5

      r/whoooooosh

    • @bleromafia
      @bleromafia 5 лет назад

      all those ernie ball stingrays he didt buy them. and he got mike 5 of them loll

    • @andymb601
      @andymb601 5 лет назад +4

      @Guitargaming r/wooosh

  • @bhumansharma8300
    @bhumansharma8300 4 года назад +3

    The background music of this video was awesome

  • @romanfambach9692
    @romanfambach9692 5 лет назад +22

    wooohoooo guitars!

  • @warhammer8403
    @warhammer8403 5 лет назад +18

    LOOK AT THESE SEXY BOOIIIS

  • @DrSuess360
    @DrSuess360 8 месяцев назад +3

    *Squire watching this*
    Jared: I actually have a little bit of a soft spot for Squire...
    Squire: 🙂
    Jared: I kind of enjoy the tone..
    Squire: 🙂
    Jared: ... It's just kind of that trashy...
    Squire: 🤨
    Jared: ...Shitty sound..
    Squire: 😥😢😭😭😭

  • @thegreypilgrim3630
    @thegreypilgrim3630 5 лет назад +14

    It would be awesome if you showed your bassguitars aswell 😊 Bassguitars matters too 😌

  • @goatsurgeon
    @goatsurgeon 5 лет назад +23

    Nice 👍🏻
    Okay I’m jealous and leaving

  • @sebastianubeda8363
    @sebastianubeda8363 4 года назад +4

    Why am I here, I play bass

  • @joelwhe_853playz9
    @joelwhe_853playz9 5 лет назад +24

    His guitar collection is bigger than my future...

  • @digitaldeathsquid3448
    @digitaldeathsquid3448 5 лет назад +20

    I have a slightly sentimental suggestion for the name of the Telecaster if you'll indulge me.
    Casswell. When I started going to music university, one of the guitar lecturers there was a guy called Mike Casswell. He loved Fender Strats and one guitar he had in particular was a 1968 Strat in sonic blue (a guitar he never brought in to show us because it was "too expensive to play", but he did upload a video to RUclips detailing his guitar collection)
    Simply put, he was one of the best lecturers I ever knew. He got results, he inspired people, he had a wicked sense of humour, it was amazing. For whatever reason, however, he was fired at the end of my first year, and died in tragic circumstances while on holiday in October 2016.
    Somehow, the colour scheme on that Tele reminds me of him. I don't know why, but it does.