10 Different Types Of Music Teachers

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025

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  • @cherrytoli
    @cherrytoli 5 лет назад +8906

    when he slapped his knee to show the rhythm it gave me ptsd

  • @fredake3968
    @fredake3968 5 лет назад +18640

    Honestly, Brett doesn't even seem like he's acting. He kind of fits the role of the always frustrated teacher.

    • @chipham6553
      @chipham6553 5 лет назад +97

      Freda Ke Ikr :)))

    • @matthew22carlson
      @matthew22carlson 5 лет назад +530

      “Not quite my tempo”

    • @georginajiang9186
      @georginajiang9186 5 лет назад +680

      And so out of the character when acting as the overly optimistic teacher

    • @1khoifish
      @1khoifish 5 лет назад +84

      just my dad but probably a lot more friendly

    • @jamien.5528
      @jamien.5528 5 лет назад +164

      He’s a really good actor

  • @chameleom9410
    @chameleom9410 5 лет назад +5075

    you forgot the one who instead of teaching just plays all the time

    • @crystalbanos1546
      @crystalbanos1546 5 лет назад +182

      Yeeees and they dont really teach a lot so u learn how to mimic and because of that u do a lot of self learning

    • @LizVerkannt
      @LizVerkannt 5 лет назад +62

      lol. exactly my piano teacher. But I think I still learned smth

    • @autosalesrevival
      @autosalesrevival 5 лет назад +2

      Page Judge yep same with me

    • @cheesy8831
      @cheesy8831 5 лет назад +4

      yEeeS

    • @idk27212
      @idk27212 5 лет назад +1

      Exactly mine lmao

  • @anouk0481
    @anouk0481 3 года назад +1646

    I think my teacher is the king of weird analogies:
    Me: *playing*
    He: stop, you're playing like a wardrobe

    • @xflipsyx9878
      @xflipsyx9878 3 года назад +13

      loll

    • @yougotmail3741
      @yougotmail3741 3 года назад +63

      What does that even sound like??

    • @melinaamos5025
      @melinaamos5025 3 года назад +42

      Can you demonstrate for us? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @axemusic03
      @axemusic03 3 года назад +21

      What does that mean?😂

    • @jellybaebi
      @jellybaebi 3 года назад +48

      Couldn’t even be offended by that

  • @ossi_2429
    @ossi_2429 5 лет назад +5732

    Me: plays one note
    My teacher: I’m gonna stop you right there

  • @freezycow89
    @freezycow89 4 года назад +8211

    When you’re trying to read the music through a blur of tears

  • @lynns4247
    @lynns4247 5 лет назад +13751

    You forgot the one that constantly says "Good... One more time!"

    • @renuka2509
      @renuka2509 5 лет назад +201

      YES

    • @jinxpianista
      @jinxpianista 5 лет назад +181

      I'm that one

    • @lynns4247
      @lynns4247 5 лет назад +265

      @@jinxpianista Why would you make us suffer?

    • @jinxpianista
      @jinxpianista 5 лет назад +368

      @@lynns4247 because I want you to be a better musician!

    • @Ja-zz2gn
      @Ja-zz2gn 5 лет назад +232

      Tell me about it... "That is soooo amazing.... Play it again" and than I think I am nailing it and out of nowhere I become the worst pianist in the world..

  • @pucyn4355
    @pucyn4355 4 года назад +3507

    My percussion teacher was really cool. If it weren't for him, I would've never lasted 6 years in music school. He was about 60yo, but he would give you extra lessons if you needed it for free, took students with good grades for ice cream and told us to "ruin him financially" because he was paying for our desserts and he was always so kind and considerate. His students always got the most competition awards because he knew how to positively motivate us.

  • @twosetviolin
    @twosetviolin  6 лет назад +7572

    Like if you want a ling ling t shirt.

  • @worm_w0r
    @worm_w0r 4 года назад +4606

    meanwhile my teacher send me to another room, told me to practice, forget that i am there, locked up, left.

    • @worm_w0r
      @worm_w0r 4 года назад +25

      öğrenme şevkimizi böyle kırdılar

    • @ivana4638
      @ivana4638 4 года назад +107

      Did he/she charge you?

    • @worm_w0r
      @worm_w0r 4 года назад +174

      @@ivana4638 Nope, it was a free lesson

    • @jansvarz3522
      @jansvarz3522 4 года назад +208

      Maybe if you actually practiced your teacher would hear you and let you out😉😉😉

    • @iikittydr8503
      @iikittydr8503 4 года назад +35

      Then what happened?

  • @ds-yx8pe
    @ds-yx8pe 5 лет назад +3810

    when your piano teacher is nice but you feel like she’s getting frustrated when she’s not so you start crying you bully yourself into thinking you’re horrible and then you feel more horrible cos you feel you make her more frustrated

    • @alexandral7766
      @alexandral7766 5 лет назад +146

      This comment actually sums up my life

    • @MissGenie0607
      @MissGenie0607 5 лет назад +122

      Oddly specific but relatable

    • @elaine976
      @elaine976 5 лет назад +110

      WHY CAN I RELATE TO THIS SO MUCH. I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MANY TIMES I TRY TO HOLD MY TEARS IN AT LESSONS

    • @okbutjikook
      @okbutjikook 5 лет назад +44

      Ok did I ask to be called out like this?

    • @Rissa_1322
      @Rissa_1322 5 лет назад +42

      Yeah, that's not a universal experience, that's a go-to-therapy experience. And I say this lovingly. Look after yourself, dude, it don't gotta be like that.

  • @whiteeye00__54
    @whiteeye00__54 4 года назад +940

    When you are trying so hard to avoid eye contact with your teacher because you're trying not to cry

    • @tinyraven335
      @tinyraven335 3 года назад +60

      And then they yell at you to look at them- then a few tears roll down your face ✋🏼😭

    • @wobblyorbee279
      @wobblyorbee279 3 года назад +6

      @@tinyraven335 so true :'(

    • @No-wy1lz
      @No-wy1lz 2 года назад +13

      @@tinyraven335 and then you just can’t stop crying, you tried to wipe away and it just POURS 😭

    • @cz5981
      @cz5981 2 года назад +8

      YES. one time my teacher made me stand in front of a mirror when i was already so upset to try to fix my embouchure and i had to stare at my reflection with tears coming out of my eyes. having to make eye contact like that was awful. i'll never forget it.

    • @saplinggirl1027
      @saplinggirl1027 2 года назад +1

      story of my lifeeeeee (until i found a new teacher)

  • @gabsters9833
    @gabsters9833 5 лет назад +12935

    Yesterday I cried in front of my teacher and I had to tell her that I was just so touched by the music.

    • @momojackandluke
      @momojackandluke 5 лет назад +1155

      Oh dang I should have done that..

    • @lv4519
      @lv4519 5 лет назад +840

      Yeah ms hamburger, it's not because I'm stressed out of my mind

    • @adonismoy721
      @adonismoy721 5 лет назад +867

      My teacher was just like why are you here, because of your parents, do you even like to play? And I didn’t even know myself,

    • @okbutjikook
      @okbutjikook 5 лет назад +254

      Oh you poor thing...

    • @sunkencubeoctahedron7844
      @sunkencubeoctahedron7844 5 лет назад +44

      Lol

  • @mint8559
    @mint8559 5 лет назад +9359

    I cried once during a lesson because my teacher was getting frustrated. My body started trembling when i played and my teacher was like “Wow that’s good you have vibrato now” :’))))

    • @kaii8469
      @kaii8469 4 года назад +717

      SIS I WOULD SMASH MY HAD ON THAT VIOLIN OF MINE IF THAT HAPPENED BYE

    • @yasminr944
      @yasminr944 4 года назад +426

      OMG NOOOOOOOO FUCKING F MAN

    • @Camille_Lazara_Official
      @Camille_Lazara_Official 4 года назад +277

      @mint birb I feel you bro, I never cried during orchestra but I’ve wanted to.

    • @loveyaselfgurlyeah8662
      @loveyaselfgurlyeah8662 4 года назад +243

      Same Girl... I cried once during Piano lesson. And my Teacher was frustrated.

    • @Roma-kp4qg
      @Roma-kp4qg 4 года назад +140

      Damn that's brutal

  • @CavCave
    @CavCave 5 лет назад +2783

    Playing Vibrato badly? Catch the bow
    No time to practice? Catch the bow
    Violin out of tune? Catch the bow
    Hotel? -Trivago- Catch the bow

  • @Jo-dk9my
    @Jo-dk9my 3 года назад +309

    As a kid, my piano teacher had a box of tissues on her piano. When I asked her what they were for, she said casually: “for the kids that cry.”

  • @nkfanning
    @nkfanning 4 года назад +7360

    Do you really play an instrument if you’ve never cried in a lesson before

    • @outgoingblur
      @outgoingblur 4 года назад +268

      Exactly.

    • @jane8735
      @jane8735 4 года назад +509

      Yep! I always tried to hide it! I didn't know I was the only one!

    • @mentalbreakdown4114
      @mentalbreakdown4114 4 года назад +492

      Me: I've never cried in lessons befo-
      Me:(remembers my first teacher)
      Me:...nevermind.

    • @bofisis4923
      @bofisis4923 4 года назад +111

      Yes, it was very fun

    • @nataliasomething2972
      @nataliasomething2972 4 года назад +150

      well i cried once after a lesson because i was really struggling lmao,does that count

  • @chriss6356
    @chriss6356 6 лет назад +3434

    "nonono it's all wrong, out of tune, start over"
    *shredding intensifies*
    *anxiety peaking*
    *monkaS*

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 6 лет назад +73

      *C A T C H T H E B O W*

    • @kei1294
      @kei1294 6 лет назад +8

      Physics Only
      I really want to like this, but there are 666 likes, and 8 don’t want to ruin that...

    • @galaxynugget291
      @galaxynugget291 6 лет назад +3

      I got u to one k

    • @aaronjackson1875
      @aaronjackson1875 6 лет назад

      MonkaS? This isn't twitch 😂

    • @tomaszsmol3920
      @tomaszsmol3920 6 лет назад +1

      monkaS 🤣

  • @Turteng
    @Turteng 4 года назад +3683

    There's also that teacher: "I don't know this piece, so let's learn it together..."

    • @poojars5594
      @poojars5594 4 года назад +40

      😂

    • @gracecho2859
      @gracecho2859 3 года назад +87

      THATS MINE

    • @ephykahsay6097
      @ephykahsay6097 3 года назад +334

      and then they end up playing so flawlessly like, sis what?

    • @shanedaniels6447
      @shanedaniels6447 3 года назад +113

      That's me.. but not a music teacher :-X
      What's on todays menu.. ahh the nitrogen cycle. Let's.. learn this.. together.. because I have forgotten everything.

    • @gracecho2859
      @gracecho2859 3 года назад +8

      @@shanedaniels6447 LOL

  • @stueyphone
    @stueyphone 3 года назад +280

    I once cried in front of my music teacher because I forgot my scales (Trumpet) and he felt so bad about it and then talked much more calmy and told some jokes.
    He was a good teacher. I miss him.
    Rest in Peace Leo.

    • @isabelheiner631
      @isabelheiner631 2 года назад +7

      I feel you with trumpet. I don't have a teacher right now, but am looking for a good one like my piano teacher.

    • @akherousia
      @akherousia 2 года назад +11

      I had that situation when I was attending the piano class as a singer student. I spent several weeks learning my Chopin so that the piece would be just enough ready to be worked on and she criticized me everywhere during the first class so I started crying. Ofc for her as a professional pianist it was easy to just sight read it but I actually had put a lot of effort before coming to class. She said, "I realize now that you need to get praise from time to time and not just criticism." And she spoke to me in a much milder manner after that. She was a good teacher and that Chopin turned out pretty good as well.

    • @krazykitty1562
      @krazykitty1562 Год назад +1

      Rest in Peace Leo

    • @reverie-g4i
      @reverie-g4i 6 дней назад

      omgg I'm a trumpet player too and I have scales memorized for auds but always slip up playing them for my new teacher. I don't get to the point of crying but if I did he wouldn't be nice abt it at all💀

    • @stueyphone
      @stueyphone 6 дней назад

      @reverie-g4i I started crying because I was like 9 or 11 and knew I wouldn't fuck up this much if I had practice more

  • @2dmenlover120
    @2dmenlover120 5 лет назад +2216

    My childhood memories of **DON'T CRY** is just coming back to me

  • @owenzeng315
    @owenzeng315 4 года назад +1686

    You missed one type of teacher, the one where they change everyday and you don’t know how to behave.

    • @outgoingblur
      @outgoingblur 4 года назад +46

      Oh yeah that one.

    • @hufflepuffguy2212
      @hufflepuffguy2212 4 года назад +45

      Like a new teacher every day or their personality changes every day?

    • @tanyildirim4122
      @tanyildirim4122 4 года назад +50

      Omg that’s my teacher.
      When I practice like 2 hours a day he’s frustrated and when I practice just 40 mins he becomes the best teacher ever lol

    • @user-fm8jo9uc6l
      @user-fm8jo9uc6l 4 года назад +5

      dumb chanel 109 i think their personality

    • @galacticmess7050
      @galacticmess7050 4 года назад +3

      Fuck I hate that one so much

  • @screamingfizzgig
    @screamingfizzgig 5 лет назад +2011

    You should've added two more types:
    1. The one that always takes your instrument to demonstrate
    2. The one who plays difficult pieces (on his instrument) while your playing

    • @nicky8895
      @nicky8895 5 лет назад +20

      My teacher sometimes takes my violin

    • @amyparker5443
      @amyparker5443 5 лет назад +6

      2 exists omg thats just sad like bruh!!

    • @晏寜
      @晏寜 5 лет назад

      Number 1

    • @niavdadoggo
      @niavdadoggo 5 лет назад +1

      Omg that’s so trueee

    • @nope110
      @nope110 4 года назад +6

      Jesus I had the 2nd teacher when I started playing gutair, he insisted on teaching me music theory basics ( I was already grade 4 on sax, I knew them) then would make me play 12 bar blues for him to solo over. I didnt stick with him for too long.

  • @rhodosu7937
    @rhodosu7937 4 года назад +229

    Oh also a variation of the overly positive is “That sounded really good! but...” and you slowly realize it actually sucked

    • @miriamtaylor9310
      @miriamtaylor9310 3 года назад +6

      literally my flute teacher

    • @ren4068
      @ren4068 3 года назад +6

      LITERALLY, just be honest with me teacher😭

    • @magpie0_026
      @magpie0_026 2 года назад

      Is that… Kym as your profile picture??? Are you also a ph fan???

  • @deceit9184
    @deceit9184 6 лет назад +2877

    My music teacher was originally a math teacher, so she’d say “3 fourths of an inch away from the scroll” and everyone was so confused.

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 6 лет назад +110

      D̸͉̄Ë̶̪́C̶̳̾Ę̴͊Î̸̗T̸ same for my music teacher, but it was because music classes were cancelled one year because there weren't enough people. My math teacher actually is a musician

    • @maoutan945
      @maoutan945 5 лет назад +175

      I had a teacher like that! Everyone was so confused when she instructed us and then if we don't get it she would be like "Why can't you understand simple instructions?" so one of my classmates shouted at her that day and said "WELL THIS ISN'T MATH WOMAN!" he got suspended for that but I respected him to this day for standing up to that ruthless lady!

    • @zakiy6165
      @zakiy6165 5 лет назад +23

      @@maoutan945 i think maybe your friend can be a little bit more polite, cause basically whatever it is she is your teacher. He can say it politely or at least with still using ma'am.

    • @maoutan945
      @maoutan945 5 лет назад +10

      @@zakiy6165 yeah, one of my friends said that too but he also laughed at it soooo ┐(´д`)┌

    • @zakiy6165
      @zakiy6165 5 лет назад +3

      @@maoutan945 Well i guess it's hard to not laugh 🌚

  • @rin-chan3017
    @rin-chan3017 5 лет назад +2095

    Me: Plays the piece perfectly
    My piano teacher: iS tHat a nAil PoLIsH i'M sEeiNG

    • @skewedpriorities1857
      @skewedpriorities1857 5 лет назад +57

      big mood omg

    • @steorbord
      @steorbord 5 лет назад +216

      My violin teacher once made me cut my nails in lesson. Not even joking.

    • @j.7658
      @j.7658 5 лет назад +41

      @@steorbord big oof.

    • @Momo-vl7ly
      @Momo-vl7ly 5 лет назад +73

      There is no way in hell you played whatever you played perfectly let's be honest

    • @rin-chan3017
      @rin-chan3017 5 лет назад +35

      @@Momo-vl7ly you got me there lol

  • @doremysheep7864
    @doremysheep7864 5 лет назад +2769

    Can't play the right note?
    B R E A T H E
    Forgot your Violin at home?
    B R E A T H E
    You lost your entire family?
    B R E A T H E

    • @drewjn
      @drewjn 5 лет назад +47

      But, at least now you got good intonation.

    • @nonever3765
      @nonever3765 5 лет назад +60

      Forgot to practice?
      B R E A T H E

    • @levynguyen572
      @levynguyen572 5 лет назад +37

      That's right
      B R E A T H E

    • @fairytail2484
      @fairytail2484 5 лет назад +63

      Drowning?
      B R E A T H E

    • @fourthsluggage
      @fourthsluggage 5 лет назад +3

      drink water

  • @leticiamaranhao412
    @leticiamaranhao412 4 года назад +664

    I don't play any instrument, but man is this giving me dance lessons flashbacks. Once we were practicing jumps and I couldn't get it right, so I spent five minutes gathering courage to ask my teacher for suggestions on how I could improve (I was very shy and already had self esteem issues). She just said "attending more classes would help, but since you can't be bothered to put in any effort..."
    I was shocked, because she knew exactly why I couldn't attend all classes (I had weekly tests at school at the same time as the lessons). I practiced at home whenever I could to try and make up for it. I pushed through the rest of the class and then cried in the bathroom with my hand over my mouth. Those were some of the most painful seconds of my life. I felt so bad I almost quit.
    I'm better now, but that women crushed me hard.

    • @elizavo5858
      @elizavo5858 3 года назад +57

      sue her for emotional trauma.

    • @zika9688
      @zika9688 3 года назад +13

      Wow...respect...

    • @gabe_itch24
      @gabe_itch24 3 года назад +13

      I’ve had a very similar teacher in dance and violin so I relate

    • @mentallyunstablernplssendhelp
      @mentallyunstablernplssendhelp 3 года назад +25

      If you were my friend and I saw that infront of me I woulda been like:
      BOIIII YOU BETTER HOLD YO TONGUE BEFORE I RIP IT OUT AND STOP BLABBERING AND DO YOUR JOB INSTEAD!!
      But fr, that's so stupid to say, because that doesn't make you better but stops you from enjoying what you are doing.

    • @gabe_itch24
      @gabe_itch24 3 года назад +35

      I’ve been through a very similar experience. Basically that, but with a lot of fat shaming cuz I was a chubby kid. So what if landed slightly heavier that the others, but even then there were some who still landed heavier than me but since they were ‘skinny’ they got away with it. My teacher was basically the Aussie version of Abby Lee but without the reality TV and instead of as much competition between the girls, although we still had a pyramid-esque style hierarchy, and more body shaming and racism. I turned away from that dance studio and am now doing a completely new style of dance, ballroom, and I love it.

  • @datrippster7633
    @datrippster7633 4 года назад +1587

    You forgot about the overly mean one.
    “No no no. Not right. You shouldn’t even play violin!”

    • @redrubytwilightxx8700
      @redrubytwilightxx8700 4 года назад +26

      Isn't that the always fustrated?

    • @thejumpman6178
      @thejumpman6178 4 года назад +11

      Bruh you want money or not lol

    • @billiejean3921
      @billiejean3921 4 года назад +10

      Maybe try viola?

    • @ryomen_sukuna-m6h
      @ryomen_sukuna-m6h 4 года назад +7

      “WHAT’RE YOU DOING??? WRONG FINGERING! HOLD THE FREAKING BOW CORRECTLY! YOU GOT 9 NOTES WRONG!!”

    • @aeoniaxx
      @aeoniaxx 4 года назад +6

      @I am a-maize-ing, oh, that’s so relatable, the fingering...😭 my teacher can be mean, but she is a really good teacher, and helped me win so many competitions!!!😁 so even if everyone that has mean teachers feels like they want to give up, don’t give up, because they have good intentions, and they are the teachers who can help you be successful!

  • @newwick
    @newwick 5 лет назад +1045

    Everytime I play out of rhythm my teacher asks me if I like jazz. It always hits hard.

    • @korosuke1788
      @korosuke1788 4 года назад +296

      My teacher once said that. I replied "Yes" just to antagonize him. He replied "Good. Jazz is the last refuge for the talentless musician."
      I am an engineer now.

    • @raniadahayu1412
      @raniadahayu1412 4 года назад +16

      LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @liyre4189
      @liyre4189 4 года назад +32

      Magallanes 2540 As a really shitty jazz band kid I can’t even be offended it’s too true

    • @jazzblossom4122
      @jazzblossom4122 4 года назад +63

      @@korosuke1788 Brooo "the last refuge for talentless musicians"
      Me, a jazz student that works her butt off to perfect the art, practices like a madman and dedicated hard work and life for jazz: am I a joke to you?

    • @victorianmariner
      @victorianmariner 4 года назад +30

      Pardon the bee movie reference, but... YA LIKE JAZZ?

  • @trumpetperson11
    @trumpetperson11 5 лет назад +1987

    You forgot the life lesson teacher. The one, who when you don't practice enough, will go into a 20 min lecture about how hard work is important in life, and how when he was a child he was very similar to you, and how one even made him see everything differently and he is trying to be that moment for you, and etc.
    I had a guy would would go into long stories/lessons all the time for the strangest things, not sure if that is normal or just my teacher.

    • @glottalstop2080
      @glottalstop2080 4 года назад +30

      That's relatable...

    • @muziqiu1668
      @muziqiu1668 4 года назад +16

      relatable...

    • @leilamonahan
      @leilamonahan 4 года назад +4

      umm At least you don't have to play? I have 3 hours rehersals for my orchestra and it can get a little boring but I really like the conductor and the songs.

    • @korosuke1788
      @korosuke1788 4 года назад +7

      I've been a language teacher, and I've been like that only with students with huge potential who waste their (and my time) by not practicing enough.
      I'm guessing you're better than you think, and your teacher unseuccessfully tried to motivate you.

    • @trumpetperson11
      @trumpetperson11 4 года назад +4

      @@korosuke1788 Eh at the time, I had been playing an instrument for 8 years, and hated my school band director (basically, even when I improved he would still move me down). While I still liked my lesson teacher, it was hard to get motivated. So eventually, I stopped playing that instrument (trumpet) and picked up guitar. Its too bad I had to quit since I had been with that instructor for so long, but the instrument just wasn't a great fit for me.
      I've been with it for like 7 years now and its so much better being able to play independently or in smaller groups. Much easier to stay motivated as well with all the online tools such as free sheet music and tabs along with simply more songs out there for it.

  • @uniqueh5203
    @uniqueh5203 4 года назад +428

    My teacher is the first one. Always frustrated and stressful. He even makes fun of every single word I say and every question I ask so that it became so depressing and annoying as hell. I quit him and decided to continue lessons with someone who is worth the money and he told me that whatever is the character of a music teacher and whatever circumstances to do in their life they don't have the right to get personal with a student or yell or even make fun of them whether they are minors or adults. So I realized that the music class I take makes me doubt my self and shakes my self confidence just because of the crazy disrespectful teacher. I'm sure I will become excellent with a good teacher so I switched.

    • @sottosopravoce
      @sottosopravoce 3 года назад +27

      I hope things are going great with your new teacher! I'm a language teacher and agree 100%. Stress is bad for learning and cruelty wouldn't be worth it even if it were effective. Cheers to you both and boo to the jerk.

    • @gabe_itch24
      @gabe_itch24 3 года назад +9

      My primary school violin teacher the exact same. She even swore at us during orchestra sometimes because we were, and I quote, “So shit we’d go nowhere so we might as well quit now.” But my high school teacher is way too nice, like almost toxically so, and in my lesson times, it’ always my part ender who gets all the attention because she gets stuff wrong (pitch, rhythm etc) more often than me. So, most of my lesson I’m just standing there like 😐 as my partner gets corrected.

    • @caiawashere
      @caiawashere 3 года назад +1

      Mine too

    • @liamdrori1853
      @liamdrori1853 3 года назад +1

      I had the exactly same experience

    • @Camille-iy3gu
      @Camille-iy3gu 3 года назад +1

      ya, same goes with me😢

  • @Rainfoxy4291
    @Rainfoxy4291 6 лет назад +664

    You just...
    You just...
    Gotta *CaTcH tHe BoW*

  • @dearr0semary
    @dearr0semary 4 года назад +1915

    *me finishing a piece*
    My piano teacher: Starts talking and tells me how I can improve
    me: *looks at her face so I don’t seem disrespectful*
    Her: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY FACE?! DO I HAVE NOTES ON MY FACE?

    • @ivanfilipovic4706
      @ivanfilipovic4706 4 года назад +47

      That hapend to me too.

    • @snudoooftheweafwings2707
      @snudoooftheweafwings2707 4 года назад +35

      Why is that my teacher sometimes

    • @airiphonic
      @airiphonic 4 года назад +7

      @@ivanfilipovic4706 happened**

    • @ivanfilipovic4706
      @ivanfilipovic4706 4 года назад +17

      @@airiphonic Thank you. I don't come from an english speaking country.

    • @frienda7736
      @frienda7736 4 года назад +56

      whenever my teacher caught me looking up he would always say "whats up there? are you looking for god? why would he want to help you?" lmao he was great

  • @allicat6256
    @allicat6256 4 года назад +1781

    "Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry"
    *dammit*

    • @rhea6927
      @rhea6927 4 года назад +40

      my sheet music is blurry ;--;

    • @Lotsothestrawberrybear
      @Lotsothestrawberrybear 4 года назад +6

      @@rhea6927 IKR 😞

    • @DK-zg7fu
      @DK-zg7fu 4 года назад +10

      We ve all been there..

    • @rabi_toge
      @rabi_toge 4 года назад

      @a person Aka the worst consolation ever

    • @mindomeus
      @mindomeus 3 года назад

      You spelled Damn it wrong

  • @monicalouis14
    @monicalouis14 3 года назад +615

    Let us take a moment to acknowledge all the music enthusiasts who've had to face an abusive teacher. Thinking about those who've had to detach themselves from music for a long time for this. I'm proud of what you have learnt so far and whether or not you have completely grown stronger over your unpleasant experiences, Music is for you. Have a good day! Much love.

    • @jamieburke3171
      @jamieburke3171 3 года назад +10

      All my teachers are the best but this is so nice to say to someone. they are nice, but also give constructive criticism. thx teachers :)

    • @rose_sylveon5675
      @rose_sylveon5675 3 года назад +10

      Thank you, I’ve only had one good voice teacher and it’s my current one. I love her and she pushes me to do better, but she also doesn’t let me beat myself up. I’ve cried in front of her out of pure frustration and she was there for me. Before her, I was belittled and insulted by any music teacher I had. I literally quit choir because my director would make fun of me and tell me I wasn’t talented enough.

    • @monicalouis14
      @monicalouis14 3 года назад +4

      @@rose_sylveon5675 keep singing!

    • @Haydn-WAM
      @Haydn-WAM 3 года назад +8

      Let us take a moment for teacher who have students who don't focus, practise or listen to their teacher. I experience this every day. 😱

    • @cz5981
      @cz5981 2 года назад +5

      :( thank you so much. i always wanted to pursue music but in all honesty i had a horrble, emotionally abuse teacher who crushed my hopes and dreams. it's so sad and i can't play an instrument without wanting to cry all because of him. he truly ruined my life.

  • @lawlicht8092
    @lawlicht8092 5 лет назад +1114

    This video triggers some PTSD I thought I never had

  • @Cranies
    @Cranies 6 лет назад +1664

    My choir teachers have what I like to call the Paternal/Maternal method. Whenever we don't practice or we keep making the same mistake, they go on an "I'm so disappointed in all of you" lecture followed by "Do guys you still wanna be here?" and "Am I doing something wrong? Tell me because I can call in a new teacher for this choir" and they walk out and we all get teary eyed until the teacher comes back in and gives us a life lesson using Philosophy and Analogies.

    • @manager-nim2623
      @manager-nim2623 6 лет назад +222

      Ugh I hate those dramatic teachers

    • @stoutlager6325
      @stoutlager6325 6 лет назад +99

      I got this most from highschool band teachers. Minimum once a week with the 'i'm so disappointed' speech.

    • @luvkayakn
      @luvkayakn 6 лет назад +121

      Being constantly threatened that all arts will be removed from the school curriculum probably creates a lot of passive-aggressive teachers

    • @olivianightshade3916
      @olivianightshade3916 5 лет назад +5

      That sounds exactly my choir teacher in highschool

    • @samolson8995
      @samolson8995 5 лет назад +7

      I thought that was every choir teacher??? Lol

  • @sahananisheedh6294
    @sahananisheedh6294 4 года назад +1850

    Funny story:
    Our orchestra teacher was going on vacation for a week so he got a substitute, but the substitute was a choir teacher who had literally never seen an orchestra play. So when we were tuning she was like why don't you guys open your mouths and sing each pitch. We were all like uhhhhhhhhh I don't know how to sing, so for the rest of the orchestra rehearsals that week we learned how to sing in a choir that was the worst week of orchestra rehearsals in my life. (I joined orchestra so I didn't need to sing)

    • @nerdgeekcosplay909
      @nerdgeekcosplay909 4 года назад +91

      Camera Girl and I joined choir because according to my band teacher I sucked at flute

    • @sahananisheedh6294
      @sahananisheedh6294 4 года назад +14

      NerdGeek Cosplay Wow

    • @crabcakes7784
      @crabcakes7784 4 года назад +30

      NerdGeek Cosplay
      I say ignore that teacher and do what you love.

    • @phantasian1592
      @phantasian1592 4 года назад +43

      I mean technically in an orchestra you should all learn to sing your tuning note together and then play together starting from the oboes up. Especially wind instruments. Every musician should be able to hear pitch in their head internally because pitch is first and foremost something that comes from the player and not the instrument. This means that finding more and more ways to make sure you’re all hearing the same pitch, singing for example, can be very beneficial for the overall tuning of the ensemble. Now I can’t speak as much for strings as I wish I’d like to, but being able to hear pitches is necessary for every musician. So basically if you’re a musician sing. And embrace it.

    • @jiyometrik
      @jiyometrik 4 года назад +4

      Camera Girl Beethoven 9 (contains a choir) has left the chat

  • @AverchenkoMiroslav
    @AverchenkoMiroslav 3 года назад +227

    Man, reading all this crying horror stories makes me appreciate my super cool teacher .He's very patient and encouraging. Even funny sometimes. I'll never take him for granted.

    • @axemusic03
      @axemusic03 3 года назад +9

      True that! My teacher was very polite, humble, and highly encouraging too!

    • @Ama_tullah
      @Ama_tullah 3 года назад +4

      Same here! Except by the time I got in my junior/senior year I had a pretty cool orchestra teacher. I wish I had his class when I was a freshman. I had this one teacher in 9th grade..he had us playing Brandenburg and repeatedly too. I was so stressed back then 😭💀 it still haunts me till this day, but I still love the piece. My 9th grade teacher was so nit picky about sightreading, and it kinda made me not like sightreading now lol. I am dyslexic so it's kinda hard to read numbers, and words sometimes so I remember him giving us these work sheets of sightreading measures for hw and I cried a lot since I always got low marks. My last orchestra teacher was so cool I miss those days. Always cherish the days of learning! It's so fun, but also nerve-wracking at the same time lol.

    • @thebread5384
      @thebread5384 2 года назад

      Same broo my sensitive azz could not take the meaness

  • @clara-rp5nq
    @clara-rp5nq 6 лет назад +1942

    my piano teacher is always so kind, but when I get it like wrong 10 times and I repeat and repeat and I still get it wrong, she starts stressing out but she’s still trying to be kind so its kinda scary cuz it’s like “ IT’s G nO d rEPeAT iT... p l e a s e :)

  • @pippaj6526
    @pippaj6526 5 лет назад +1508

    I only go to lessons to practice my willpower. ( I’m really good at not crying now)

    • @koralindevonhohenburg3812
      @koralindevonhohenburg3812 5 лет назад +13

      Pippa Janidlo Oh that‘s hard😂

    • @fladimo9594
      @fladimo9594 5 лет назад +18

      Teach me your ways o.o

    • @Cracrayglitterbug
      @Cracrayglitterbug 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @qlwl8721
      @qlwl8721 5 лет назад +16

      Look for another teacher. There's no need to torture yourself. If you have a good teacher, it's way more fun too.

    • @amytelleria3477
      @amytelleria3477 5 лет назад +4

      Pippa Janidlo, I used to go to a different cello teacher and one time, it was so stressful, I actually started crying in front of my teacher. It was so embarrassing. Now I go to a different cello teacher and everything is perfect.

  • @danielxu3971
    @danielxu3971 6 лет назад +461

    0:10
    Teacher - "Just Focus"
    Me -
    Mentally explodes

  • @johanngottliebgoldberg1055
    @johanngottliebgoldberg1055 Год назад +10

    The perfect teacher is a mixture of all of these

  • @rea6268
    @rea6268 5 лет назад +1276

    My piano teacher would always fall asleep while I was playing pieces. So when i finished I would awkwardly sit there and wait for him to wake up 😂

    • @alexadorbs
      @alexadorbs 5 лет назад +12

      Quit lying lol

    • @shoxiejesus8969
      @shoxiejesus8969 5 лет назад +65

      Lmao same with my violin teacher, I just kept repeating the piece until he eventually woke up.

    • @lightspaladin231
      @lightspaladin231 5 лет назад +10

      Yes. It happens when you play lullabies lol

    • @moriahmanwaring755
      @moriahmanwaring755 5 лет назад +23

      My 9th grade science teacher had narcolepsy and would randomly fall asleep while teaching :)

    • @penggao7034
      @penggao7034 4 года назад +1

      Andy M oh

  • @superjacob8818
    @superjacob8818 4 года назад +2321

    A piano teacher I once had got pissed off because I wrote and compose music and symphonies...he said music is not like creating. But how does music even exist then lol

    • @csokitorta9938
      @csokitorta9938 4 года назад +106

      I always wanted to create music. I think that's so cool!

    • @jakeriviera6152
      @jakeriviera6152 4 года назад +176

      What? Isn’t composing like next step of piano? Plus it even furthers ur music theory.

    • @colorfulchameleon9891
      @colorfulchameleon9891 4 года назад +169

      lol did you not know that when there comes a month that has two full moons, and the second of those full moons is a blood moon, a few thousand pieces of music appear scattered around the arctic circle waiting to be found?
      people don't _write_ music, that'd be absurd!

    • @crelative9
      @crelative9 4 года назад +70

      clearly he was just jealous 🤣

    • @superjacob8818
      @superjacob8818 4 года назад +12

      @@crelative9 Yes, problably, haha

  • @sleepycity9600
    @sleepycity9600 5 лет назад +907

    My new favorite saying:
    “The tea took a while to brew.”
    And
    “Let me fill up me tea.”
    Also
    “CATCH DA BOW!”

  • @wildeberry9942
    @wildeberry9942 3 года назад +119

    My teacher is a pretty good teacher, but sometimes he would get distracted with telling me stories about history or about some of his friends, for example once I was working on a piece called heigh-ho, and he went on a 2 minute story tell about how the original story was much more brutal than the one we know now. Also I learnt a bunch of history things that happened.

    • @bombintheseeinq
      @bombintheseeinq 2 года назад +2

      Same! My teacher tells stories about her cats, explains who a few composers are, and talks about regular stuff kind of often.

    • @hannahjohnson4582
      @hannahjohnson4582 2 года назад

      Sounds like my guitar teacher 🤣

  • @chrisflores2544
    @chrisflores2544 4 года назад +2092

    “1 hour scales
    2 hours studies
    1 hour of concerto
    1 hour Bach
    2 hours of chamber music
    3 hours of orchestra” that is just 10 hours, not the ling ling 40 hours of practice

    • @void3381
      @void3381 4 года назад +95

      yes man that’s just 1 set, it is assumed that he needs to repeat this 4 times! 🤣

    • @aliciacharlene2442
      @aliciacharlene2442 4 года назад +25

      My schedule:
      15 mins scales
      15 mins studies
      1 hour of concertos
      1 hour of violin solos
      2 and a half hours of orchestral rehearsals
      It’s less than 10 hours 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @kendalm550
      @kendalm550 3 года назад +16

      @@aliciacharlene2442 I would kill for orchestra rehearsals right about now. Damn covid =(

    • @someoneinkbo6463
      @someoneinkbo6463 3 года назад +11

      Meanwhile my practicing schedule:
      0 minutes of playing violin

    • @thatsroughbuddy1407
      @thatsroughbuddy1407 3 года назад +4

      You have to tune for 5 minutes every 2 hours. It obviously should need tuning that often if you've been practicing right.

  • @sebastianzaczek
    @sebastianzaczek 6 лет назад +574

    You forgot the one who's _obsessed_ with _extreme_ Vibrato...

  • @emilydeuchars5946
    @emilydeuchars5946 6 лет назад +965

    My violin teacher has so much patience, I'm awful

  • @OrianaDiazL
    @OrianaDiazL 4 года назад +81

    I remember one teacher made me cry so much at my violin lesson that I literally didn't want to go back to the music school... and I didn't attend rehearsals anymore... I was so hurt... anyway, it's been 20 years and that moment is still alive in my mind :(

  • @lucille7502
    @lucille7502 4 года назад +4478

    I cried once at my violin class when I was nine. It wasn't even because of the teacher. My mom had been screaming at me for an hour about my practice. When I went to the lesson, the first thing the teacher asked was, 'how was your practice?' I received a death glare from my mom and I just...cried 👩🏻‍🦯

    • @cl0ud_131
      @cl0ud_131 4 года назад +86

      A fellow P.H fan I see

    • @lucille7502
      @lucille7502 4 года назад +41

      @@cl0ud_131 yessss

    • @lucille7502
      @lucille7502 4 года назад +323

      @@LightYagami-kr6lc she just looked at me sadly and was like “don’t cry” apparently, a bunch of people have cried at her lessons thinking that they weren’t good enough, but I had never cried up until then, so she was surprised

    • @lucille7502
      @lucille7502 4 года назад +200

      @@LightYagami-kr6lc apparently my teacher says I’m a good student so that’s probably why she never yelled at me before. I've heard her yell at others tho. She’s like a strict but nice teacher...

    • @lucille7502
      @lucille7502 4 года назад +16

      @@LightYagami-kr6lc yesss

  • @charles-camillesaint-saens4517
    @charles-camillesaint-saens4517 6 лет назад +349

    what about the music teacher that yells words in italian at you while you're playing. Dolce! DOLCE!

    • @maanyavgangaraj8624
      @maanyavgangaraj8624 6 лет назад +31

      Charles-Camille Saint-Saëns SPICATTO SPICATTO

    • @papaya1516
      @papaya1516 6 лет назад +2

      That’s mine. She’s the first one

    • @alessiom3859
      @alessiom3859 6 лет назад +1

      @@maanyavgangaraj8624 what does spicatto means in italian?

    • @madarthivanki
      @madarthivanki 6 лет назад +2

      DUCLHE DULACHEEEEE(this happened once...)

    • @4godand4thegays73
      @4godand4thegays73 6 лет назад +13

      it’s in FORTISSIMO YOU *i m b e c i l e*

  • @Mahjabiene
    @Mahjabiene 5 лет назад +918

    What makes a good teacher: 1. He is strict with musicality / discipline but kind and funny as a person. 2. He / She shows you exactly how to practice. 3. He / She talks about bow technique, about vibrato and after you try this, your piece is a lot easier. 4. He/She gives you the love for music, you can feel that there is a lot love for music. 5. He gives you the courage to try again and again and again. He speaks that you are on a good way. 6. He/She loves you and the other pupils. 7. There is a much discipline, but also a lot of fun and laughter. And sometimes you can have also a chat about something else.

    • @burgerli193DS
      @burgerli193DS 5 лет назад +2

      Mhm

    • @no1chopperstan
      @no1chopperstan 5 лет назад +26

      This is my teacher down to the tee!! 😁

    • @collinquirk
      @collinquirk 5 лет назад +42

      You forgot 8: He/She must teach you to CATCH THE BOW

    • @chloeflores6709
      @chloeflores6709 5 лет назад +6

      That’s my teacher in a nutshell 😂😂😂

    • @nobody6257
      @nobody6257 5 лет назад +4

      My teacher is all of this but strict, which is good because my violin is soo crappy

  • @RainboFoxx
    @RainboFoxx 3 года назад +66

    My teacher is a mix of the philosophical one, the overly
    supportive, and the one that makes analogies. He also really teaches me well in a great way! :D

    • @akherousia
      @akherousia 2 года назад +2

      In singing all teachers use analogies to explain how the voice works. It's because you can't really see inside your throat :D

  • @kelowd7319
    @kelowd7319 4 года назад +703

    Brett: what’s wrong with you, just focus
    The camera: * goes out of focus *

  • @plantmom6177
    @plantmom6177 6 лет назад +832

    the first eddy is such a mood

  • @Reki-ji7gd
    @Reki-ji7gd 6 лет назад +770

    My singing teacher is extremely energetic. She has a perfect pitch so when the entire choir is singing, she just goes "You are singing sharp, you're flat, SING IN THIS NOTE." But she is really sweet and I have been learning from her for 8 years now.

    • @clarinettheatrekid441
      @clarinettheatrekid441 6 лет назад +48

      Pink Hisoka I have perfect pitch and the only person that understands is my piano/vocal teacher. It gets interesting when they need a note, expecting me to go to the piano but NO. I just hum the note.

    • @nillawafer1261
      @nillawafer1261 5 лет назад +19

      damn i wish my choir teacher had perfect pitch that would be so cool, but one year we had a girl who had it and we never needed to bring a pitch pipe anywhere

    • @lsbrother
      @lsbrother 5 лет назад +1

      you're = you are

    • @devilwarrior4342
      @devilwarrior4342 5 лет назад

      Your teacher sound like my singing/violin teacher

  • @mouhiazeck
    @mouhiazeck 2 года назад +30

    "Today you guys just have too many distractions!"
    Me, watching this video and practicing flute at the same time: *laughs nervously*

  • @awesome4567891
    @awesome4567891 6 лет назад +474

    *the teacher that teaches in his house that's always either really hot or cold and makes it impossible to play with the temperature because your fingers are literally frozen or you're about to die of a heat stroke*

  • @einnoc1110
    @einnoc1110 4 года назад +860

    I farted in the middle of playing a piece, and my teacher was like: “what was that?!”

    • @airiphonic
      @airiphonic 4 года назад +39

      that's gross and slightly disrespectful
      but funny

    • @oopsy-daisy
      @oopsy-daisy 4 года назад +210

      @@airiphonic Everyone farts lmao

    • @michaelchen3363
      @michaelchen3363 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂

    • @u_radishish4271
      @u_radishish4271 3 года назад +115

      When you hold your fart for so long that it dissolves in your stomach which leads to sharp pain.

    • @fixnbricks4390
      @fixnbricks4390 3 года назад +97

      Air on the G-String

  • @jdgundy
    @jdgundy 5 лет назад +653

    I start private lessons in 3 days boys wish me luck

    • @NJKH1661
      @NJKH1661 5 лет назад +29

      How is it going ?

    • @lesilielesilie1662
      @lesilielesilie1662 5 лет назад +19

      Which type of teacher would you say yours is?

    • @crabcakes7784
      @crabcakes7784 4 года назад +5

      Johnny yeet
      How were your lessons? 😆

    • @ameliegibson4395
      @ameliegibson4395 4 года назад +47

      Take advice from me.
      After 3 years of Private Peripatetic Violin Lessons, and then 3 more years of teaching myself before that..
      The most essential thing one can do..
      Is Practice.

    • @chloenguyen6398
      @chloenguyen6398 4 года назад +4

      juggling jesus good luck!

  • @ajbinc6997
    @ajbinc6997 3 года назад +118

    As a person who played piano for 9 years and has had 4 different teachers, I have experienced all of these at some point 😭😂 my school music teacher, who was primarily an opera singer and the only instrument she could slightly play was the ukele, trying to teach me piano was especially painful

  • @aydenbutler9662
    @aydenbutler9662 5 лет назад +778

    Don’t forget the teacher that gives you 100 pieces and 50 scales to practice in a week

    • @LuckerKing13
      @LuckerKing13 5 лет назад +31

      just practice 40 hours. you should be fine then

    • @alouisevanloggerenberg8658
      @alouisevanloggerenberg8658 5 лет назад +7

      My teacher gives me one piece and one scale a week!

    • @alouisevanloggerenberg8658
      @alouisevanloggerenberg8658 5 лет назад

      @big boy gustav lol😂

    • @andrewxiong2183
      @andrewxiong2183 5 лет назад +4

      Teacher: Wtf man, why don't you have everything I asked you to play down perfectly. All of your scales should be at 150 bpm eighth followed by sixteenths. Why is it only 145? I'm so disappointed in you. You know what, you should go find another private teacher if you're gonna be like that! PRACTICEEE MOREEEE!!!!
      Me: I had marching band, hw, a life, and I still practiced 40 hours a day.
      Teacher: STOP MAKING UP EXCUSES! IT'S YOUR FAULT! YOU SHOULD FIND ANOTHER PRIVATE TEACEHR!

    • @andrewxiong2183
      @andrewxiong2183 5 лет назад +2

      Afterwards...
      Mom: How did private lessons go?
      Me: Fine D:

  • @stiriaa
    @stiriaa 5 лет назад +1110

    Imagine if the frustrated teacher paired up with the dgaf student 😂

    • @loveyuiz
      @loveyuiz 5 лет назад +115

      It’s pointless, the teacher will rant for hours and the student will still play wrong notes

    • @billiesabo
      @billiesabo 5 лет назад +22

      Sadly me...

    • @lisaguo8083
      @lisaguo8083 5 лет назад +6

      Me.

    • @linuslim2800
      @linuslim2800 5 лет назад +5

      ME!

    • @sweettooth1940
      @sweettooth1940 4 года назад +27

      Thats pretty much the normal combination at school lmao

  • @dorsaftrabelsi1416
    @dorsaftrabelsi1416 6 лет назад +611

    My teacher is all of the 10 together... It just depends on his mood lol

  • @inconspicuouspotatoes2588
    @inconspicuouspotatoes2588 3 года назад +80

    I feel like my viola teacher falls under the “overly nice one” category.
    Even though I played like shit over the last few years that I had him, he still encouraged me and was very kind even though I didn’t deserve it one bit. There have definitely been moments where I had been close to crying not necessarily because of him, but rather because I felt so bad for not pushing myself harder in the past. (Of course that could be due to the fact that I’m quite literally the definition of self-critical).

    • @akherousia
      @akherousia 2 года назад +2

      I've seen a teacher like that. She studied with some beginner singers for less than 4 months and after the exam she told them how amazing their singing was. I mean it's a good thing to encourage but her praise went way too much over the top - their singing wasn't even close to being as amazing as the epithets she used.
      The bad part is that it might mislead people into getting a false impression of their actual level.

  • @yohanez3699
    @yohanez3699 5 лет назад +177

    He attack
    He protect
    But most importantly
    He "CATCH THE BOW"

    • @onlyalf.
      @onlyalf. 4 года назад +2

      It gotta rhyme doe

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 4 года назад +2

      He attacc
      He protecc
      But most importantly
      The bow he catcc

  • @blankwalls3423
    @blankwalls3423 6 лет назад +304

    "don't cry, don't cry"
    me during every time I'm in violin lessons, and I can sEnSE him just loosing all of the hope of me becoming better lmao 👌

  • @paige.x
    @paige.x 5 лет назад +461

    This video is called “10 Different Types of Music Teachers”
    (a Simply Piano ad starts the video)

    • @susbus5242
      @susbus5242 5 лет назад +18

      *make it 11*

    • @wot_m8181
      @wot_m8181 4 года назад +4

      leeklemon
      So it would be called the _simply stupid_ “teacher”

    • @maxha9636
      @maxha9636 4 года назад +1

      Wot_M8? Ya

    • @akane7691
      @akane7691 4 года назад +1

      @@susbus5242 lol

    • @goofy.mp4
      @goofy.mp4 4 года назад +1

      Omg same, but does the app count as a teacher? (I would say no cuz it is STOOPID)

  • @xflipsyx9878
    @xflipsyx9878 3 года назад +46

    I just..just feel like giving a virtual hug to all those who've cried in class or had to hold back tears
    Stay strong fellas..

  • @roxdavo1617
    @roxdavo1617 4 года назад +250

    last week my teacher yelled at me for not practicing then she went on a rant about how I need to put in 100% effort because 'it's like marriage, I'm putting in 100% but he's not and now I'm divorced'. I think she had a rough week.

  • @yoyiooo
    @yoyiooo 6 лет назад +985

    Y'all been commentin *false* facts about Ling Ling. So let me tell ya:
    Ling Ling actually used a time machine to go back in time and taught Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin etc. but asked them to keep it a secret

    • @수아김-m8g
      @수아김-m8g 6 лет назад +2

      Lol not true

    • @demonix4893
      @demonix4893 6 лет назад

      Panas G p

    • @Elfenbein_
      @Elfenbein_ 6 лет назад +9

      interesting

    • @lordryan_rblx4576
      @lordryan_rblx4576 6 лет назад

      Panas G bra

    • @fredericshi8541
      @fredericshi8541 6 лет назад

      Panas G was)vgrgecvzgjdjlfgkkkgkkdfsjgsjsjsgjssjvsgdfgkdjlvxgkhhg利润高个v构图vgggvr更刚hg天kegggtdwt 激光g gggvtgeoorggggorvt

  • @lxvelyorchid
    @lxvelyorchid 4 года назад +357

    My brain telling me when I’m in a class and my teacher is getting frustrated:
    *don’t cry*
    *don’t cry*
    *cry later when she or anyone isn’t watching*

  • @mason3634
    @mason3634 3 года назад +27

    Brett: "go warmup"
    Eddy: plays Brahms violin concerto

  • @connorsmith6640
    @connorsmith6640 5 лет назад +675

    you forgot the 'classical music is boring you wanna learn a queen song'

    • @pierc3838
      @pierc3838 5 лет назад +38

      Connor Smith
      Please give me your teacher

    • @connorsmith6640
      @connorsmith6640 5 лет назад +19

      A HairClip no he's too cool

    • @Queen_Sakura
      @Queen_Sakura 5 лет назад +4

      Omg mine, except we've played a few classical piece XD

    • @Bilytkid
      @Bilytkid 5 лет назад +15

      My piano teacher would be aghast at the suggestion of playing anything other than classical. To her, only classical music was real music.

    • @fairyfellerr2322
      @fairyfellerr2322 4 года назад +1

      I wish I could learn Queen songs!!

  • @henlo_hooman
    @henlo_hooman 4 года назад +1549

    Brett: Use your ears. Do you have ears?
    Me: having flashbacks from the time that Toscanini roasted his orchestra
    Y O U H A V E N O E A R S Y O U H A V E N O E Y E S ! ! !

    • @laarnierosepayumo567
      @laarnierosepayumo567 4 года назад +40

      You have NOTHING AT ALL

    • @julietabarres4685
      @julietabarres4685 4 года назад +19

      I had war flashbacks & I don't even play an instrument

    • @kendallthompson2027
      @kendallthompson2027 4 года назад +9

      I thought about that too! Immediately I heard: YOU HAVE NO EYES!!! YOU HAVE NO EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @JaxonBurn
      @JaxonBurn 3 года назад +2

      HEEEEEYYYYY CONTRABASSO!!!ALWAYS LATE!!!!

    • @sohums.6107
      @sohums.6107 3 года назад +6

      YOU YOU YOU YOU the first bass player, always late

  • @shenwolf4830
    @shenwolf4830 6 лет назад +211

    Brett has good acting skills

  • @joanneaugust6611
    @joanneaugust6611 Год назад +17

    Regarding tears in a lesson, I did horse-riding for a while and there was this little girl who was always (sometimes quite literally) fighting with the stubborn Shetland pony. That horse was the only one small enough for her, but he was a handful. The kid was on the sensitive side and cried regularly under the strict commands from the teacher and the additional stress from the stubborn pony. At some point she grew tall enough for a different horse and had a first test lesson on an elderly sports pony. From that day on she was all smiles and confidence and also suddenly got along with the teacher. I don't know if one can relate this to learning a musical instrument, but I suppose the very instrument you play can make a big difference as well.

  • @bleh1569
    @bleh1569 5 лет назад +302

    Just now I'm realising my teacher used to be frustrated all the time and that's why I hate playing piano now...

    • @satera4527
      @satera4527 5 лет назад +5

      Relatable

    • @arfn1973
      @arfn1973 5 лет назад +8

      Same, but love of music (Which i dont get from her) keep me going.

    • @elaine976
      @elaine976 5 лет назад +4

      RELATEABLE.

    • @4mandavi464
      @4mandavi464 4 года назад +2

      And i hated maths

    • @lyphebliss7278
      @lyphebliss7278 4 года назад +4

      Bleh, I used to have a situation like you but instead it’s on the violin

  • @wesowen6624
    @wesowen6624 6 лет назад +596

    You know its a problem if you practiced for 72 hours but only 10 minutes have passed.

    • @annachen5688
      @annachen5688 6 лет назад +15

      Shhh. Don’t put yourself, Ling Ling.

    • @Gorgun2010
      @Gorgun2010 6 лет назад +8

      LING LING!!! IS THAT YOU?!?!?!

    • @kirkskilling3249
      @kirkskilling3249 6 лет назад +3

      I practice 72 hours and no minutes have passed is that a problem

    • @nataliesolano7003
      @nataliesolano7003 6 лет назад

      @@kirkskilling3249 more than a problem. Hopefully ling ling will help.

    • @raymondfranklin6478
      @raymondfranklin6478 6 лет назад +1

      It's called a hyperbolic time chamber smh.

  • @dylanrowat8927
    @dylanrowat8927 4 года назад +217

    the one that does analogys:
    teacher: when you make a mistake dont stop in the middle of the piece.
    if your walking on the sidewalk and you fall your not just gonna sit there...

    • @pingpongpung
      @pingpongpung 4 года назад

      *you're

    • @canalfelixiano9411
      @canalfelixiano9411 4 года назад +3

      You forgot your wallet. What are you gonna do? Be calm? YOU HAVE TO GET IN THE TRAIN! How are you going to pay? Play that.
      Okay, now you found your wallet, the music goes back to the original tempo.

    • @theinternetscaresme1724
      @theinternetscaresme1724 4 года назад +2

      I once had a piece written by a Swedish composer (Song of Summer by Peterson-Berger)and my teacher told me to play it like the composer himself was siting on a sofa in IKEA.Did not help at all.

  • @noahi.1381
    @noahi.1381 4 года назад +58

    Type 11 (rare): an actually nice, constructive teacher
    _wait no that’s impossible_

    • @sutapadhar6094
      @sutapadhar6094 3 года назад +6

      It is. My teacher is the one.

    • @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ
      @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ Год назад

      My teacher is sometimes that one, but other times i start crying cause there are prodigies my age better than me.....

  • @charislin6450
    @charislin6450 6 лет назад +2029

    i wonder if twoset ever gets tired of the ling ling jokes lmao

    • @faithlianada1772
      @faithlianada1772 6 лет назад +73

      shui han
      NeVeR

    • @rynk8448
      @rynk8448 6 лет назад +266

      Ling Ling doesn’t even know what tired means

    • @ruoweilim7334
      @ruoweilim7334 6 лет назад +22

      i sure do lol

    • @gomonkeyfly
      @gomonkeyfly 6 лет назад +27

      shui han only if ling ling is planning to be a family disgrace

    • @yepyeah8953
      @yepyeah8953 6 лет назад +24

      +Yelin Kim *ling ling NEVER stops practicing, even if he's in his grave.*

  • @FairmontStudios
    @FairmontStudios 5 лет назад +240

    "that note you just played; what does it MEAN?" 😂😂😂

    • @yu-hengwang8338
      @yu-hengwang8338 5 лет назад

      Correction: "that note you just played; what does it Meme?" (or meemee, according to this video.)

  • @lexxosaurus
    @lexxosaurus 5 лет назад +178

    "don't cry keep it together" OOF TOO REAL

  • @jesslynasali7555
    @jesslynasali7555 Месяц назад +3

    Omg I miss the old videos, thank you twoset❤❤❤

  • @sugaudacity
    @sugaudacity 5 лет назад +244

    “sorry the tea took a while to brew” IDK WHY BUT I DIED

  • @potato-fc9kn
    @potato-fc9kn 4 года назад +226

    You forgot the one that constantly interrupts you so that he can vent about his wife Karen leaving and taking the kids...

  • @LinCalc
    @LinCalc 4 года назад +205

    Legend Says Eddy Still Can't Catch The Bow

  • @ChloeOnaMission
    @ChloeOnaMission 4 месяца назад +3

    My piano teacher is 6, my violin teacher is 1, and my flute teacher is everything except 4 🥲

  • @IsabellaQuinns
    @IsabellaQuinns 6 лет назад +1374

    I didn't like the sound of the violin when I was younger. But then I found Twosetviolin. They opened my eyes and ears. They taught me everything. Now I need to pick a second instrument in college after piano, and I'm going for the violin. Thanks, Twoset.

    • @yobomokeanos
      @yobomokeanos 6 лет назад +8

      lol same goes for me

    • @_melancholyiris_
      @_melancholyiris_ 6 лет назад +4

      Isabella Quinns I play piano right now and have played for a long time and i did violin for one year in middle school, I kinda regret quitting but doing two instruments at once was hard.

    • @miriamteodora3194
      @miriamteodora3194 6 лет назад +5

      Junifer Aquarius you are lucky. I currently play 2 instruments each one 2 hours 2 times per week(piano and flute). When I was in middle school I also played the violin but dropped out because it was just to hard and I didn't have time at all( I also do competitive swimming 2 hours 3 times per week). It was exhausting.

    • @_melancholyiris_
      @_melancholyiris_ 6 лет назад +2

      Miriam Andrei Wow, that seems so difficult. How do you manage to do all of those things?!

    • @miriamteodora3194
      @miriamteodora3194 6 лет назад +2

      Junifer Aquarius It was and it still is. To be sincere even I don't know how I manage all these things. I swear one day I'm going to collapse from exhaustion. And I can feel it coming really fast

  • @YokoshimaSTAR
    @YokoshimaSTAR 6 лет назад +685

    You look handsome as an aggressive teacher.

  • @sevenm6390
    @sevenm6390 6 лет назад +365

    My old orchestra teacher was like the first and seventh one I swear I cried everyday in that class

    • @haleyleyley8951
      @haleyleyley8951 6 лет назад +2

      That was like my computer teacher lmao

    • @maggiesimpsin706
      @maggiesimpsin706 6 лет назад

      How do u handle it lmao

    • @sevenm6390
      @sevenm6390 6 лет назад

      @@maggiesimpsin706 by crying lmao

    • @coky7754
      @coky7754 6 лет назад +1

      That's so sad. You better change your teacher

  • @sophisticated5646
    @sophisticated5646 4 года назад +22

    Why do I feel like my teacher is literally every single one of these but the nice one.

  • @RatoftheSupremeRodentTakeover
    @RatoftheSupremeRodentTakeover 6 лет назад +228

    *YOu gOT tO cAtcH tHe BOw!!*

  • @Oridux
    @Oridux 4 года назад +379

    Forgot the kid who clearly is only teaching music for the money.

    • @cindy85
      @cindy85 4 года назад +17

      MY TEACHER
      always looking at his phone while doing nothing for my lesson 🙄

    • @airiphonic
      @airiphonic 4 года назад +12

      @@cindy85 well that's basically my english teacher while google meet-

    • @asadeluna
      @asadeluna 4 года назад +1

      @@cindy85 THAT WAS MY TEACHER TOO, and she was super rude as well 😒

    • @noel7297
      @noel7297 4 года назад

      my teacher lol, he never cares, and he teaches me classical guitar when he doesn't even play or have a guitar, he plays the violin T_T

  • @brogdafrog5856
    @brogdafrog5856 4 года назад +593

    Do I have a problem if my teacher is like all of them?

    • @11thShadowDragon
      @11thShadowDragon 4 года назад +61

      Fam if your teacher is like all of them combined I think you need to get outta there

    • @Urmom-kx6iy
      @Urmom-kx6iy 4 года назад +11

      OMG SAME MINE IS JUST ALL OF THIS

    • @UserJWR
      @UserJWR 4 года назад +7

      The best kind of teacher is the nice one who puts you on the spot. You know they know their shit and are genuinely interested in making you better, but they are also supportive and understanding.

    • @half-eatensandwich1691
      @half-eatensandwich1691 4 года назад +3

      Mine is all of them😂😂

    • @kendallthompson2027
      @kendallthompson2027 4 года назад +1

      I think there needs to be a healthy blend of all of these kinds. Except for not playing the same instrument. That is a problem that cannot be mended.

  • @neeleswarable
    @neeleswarable 3 года назад +13

    5:54 Brett's smile is the cutest!!